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Jacob, I told you to put that coyote
down.

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I did, Paul. But he rose up from his
grave. And now he's a zombie coyote.

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How did you pick up and operate that
chainsaw?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, no.

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What's your problem, man?

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What's your problem, man?

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Nothing. It's just a funny movie.

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Whoa,

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whoa.

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I'm getting a lot of negativity in my
direction.

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Reminds me of the time that I said I
didn't like Fortnite.

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You're bad.

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That's brilliant.

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With a B. All right, that's enough.
That's enough. That's enough.

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Now, can we please turn the movie on so
I can laugh and enjoy my broma hot

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steaks?

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That's another thing. Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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I don't hear you laughing at our scary
movie, but you're sitting there eating

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Brahma steaks right in our faces. Yeah,
all we have is candy and popcorn and

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sodas and donuts and taffy and slushies.
I mean, what the heck, man?

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Okay,

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first of all, I bought these steaks
myself with my own dad's credit card.

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And second of all, I don't get scared.

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You do?

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Yes, you do. You get scared all the time
when you do your tiny little shriek.

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Yeah, it's like...

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No, no, no, no. It's more high -pitched.
It's like... No, no, no. You've got to

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go even higher than that.

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No, I

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only do that when I'm startled, okay?
And not when I'm scared.

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Startled? Yeah.

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Startled my butt.

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Well, I'm sorry, okay?

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I just don't get scared.

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All right?

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Just calm down, buddy.

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Challenge.

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No, no.

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I already beat Henry in a dance battle.
You did. I got served. I'm big enough to

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admit it.

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For this challenge, I'm going to scare
you.

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Can't be done.

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Well, yes, you can.

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I'm going to tell you a story so scary
it'll... scare you.

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Bring it.

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And if I do scare you, we... get your
whole box of broma hot steaks.

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I can't be scared, okay, you crazy guy.
Oh, yeah, so we got a bet? Yeah, we got

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a bet. You bet we got a bet.

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Let's hear your story.

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Oh, you're not just going to hear my
story.

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You're going to see my story.

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In your brain.

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Quaz, get the story tank.

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I don't like that.

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And the sensory suits will also measure
the ferritol levels in Henry's body.

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Ferritol? What is that, like some kind
of chemical your body produces when

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you're scared? Yes.

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Well, you better make sure that monitor
can read zero because that's how much

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ferritol my body produces.

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Uh, yeah.

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I said, well... We've heard you. Wow.
Love you, friend.

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Quiet. We're trying to divvy up the
stakes or we're going to win. Aw, that's

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cute. You actually think you can scare
me by telling me a story.

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Oh, Henry.

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Poor, simple Henry.

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I'm not just going to tell you a story.

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I'm going to make you live the story.

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I'm already not caring about what you're
saying.

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Maybe you'll care now.

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You're in the story zone, deep inside
your brain.

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When I tell my story, you'll experience
it in the story zone as though it's

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really happening to you.

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For instance, if I say that you're
standing near a camel made of chocolate.

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Okay,

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that's pretty sweet.

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Is it?

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I don't think you'll find it sweet when
you realize that my scary story starts

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off outside of a house very much like
your own house.

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Okay.

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But the difference is, this house is
haunted.

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I can tell it's just you making a door
sound with your mouth.

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I wanted an after school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to

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be his sidekick.

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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

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So, Henry, how does it feel to stand
outside a haunted house?

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I'll tell you how it doesn't feel.
Scary.

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So you guys should just give up now
because you're not getting my steak.

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Is he scared at all?

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No. The spiritual level is at 100.

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This is like zero in spiritual levels.

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Then why not just make it zero?

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Hey, guys, my moral levels are off the
charts. So can you please get on with

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story? Yes.

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So you're about to enter a haunted
house.

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But you're not alone.

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What is there, like a ghost in the
doorway or something?

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No, no, no. No, no, there's no ghost in
the doorway.

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Let's try, buddy.

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But there is someone else there.

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A friend.

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A handsome friend with huge muscles and
eyes that smolder like a sunset and hair

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like a waterfall.

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Can you please get on with the story?

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Sure.

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Follow me.

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If you dare.

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I dare.

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Wait, no, you're supposed to follow me.

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Looks like my house.

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Only spookier.

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Same couch, though, so.

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Yeah, well, this couch is kind of big.
Yeah, well, I'm just saying that the

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couch is different. It might be scarier.
The story's not about the couch. Well,

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it could be, so.

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Greetings.

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Where do you come from?

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Kitchen.

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I'm leaving for the winter.

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And I need a caretaker for this house.

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We'll do it.

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Caretaking your house will give me time
to write.

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I'm a writer.

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Gross.

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What are you writing?

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It's gonna take me all winter, but I'm
gonna write the great American meme.

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What?

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It's gonna be based on a stock
photograph.

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It's gonna have a hilarious caption and
capture the voice of our times.

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I love captions. Memes do.

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Best of luck to you.

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But... Before I go, you should know one
thing.

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Where the bathrooms are?

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No.

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Well, yes.

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But you should also know that the last
caretaker of this house went crazy.

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Ah.

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I get it. Ray's going to go crazy. Maybe
I will. Well, I know you will. Maybe I

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will. Well, I hope.

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doesn't go crazy because the last
caretaker of this house sewed his

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clothes together.

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Now those clothes will be together
forever and

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ever and... See?

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Why don't you go upstairs and unpack
while I stay down here?

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Not going crazy.

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Unpack what? I don't have any bags.

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Oh, really?

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Nice. Yeah.

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But, uh, too bad for you.

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I'm not scared of suitcases.

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Just go upstairs, okay? Fine.

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But be careful.

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You never know what you might find at
the top of the... Scares.

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I said, you never know what you might
find at the top of... I heard you.

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Cares.

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seconds ago.

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No, you're never fully in this
territory.

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What?

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00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,340
Also, real quick, big dog, is that your
celebration music?

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Yeah. Third Eye Blind, Semi -Charmed
Life. Why?

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Random. It's not random. It's awesome.

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It's a little random.

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Just flip your bikes down and make sure
you're wearing pants.

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I think you know I'm wearing pants.

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Good. Great.

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Because I'm about to scare him off.

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Flip. Flipping.

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Okay. You're in your room, unpacking.
Scary twins. Just clothes we're sewing

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together.

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Okay. Socks go in the drawer, sweat in
the closet.

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Downstairs, the author is having trouble
coming up with ideas for the great

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American meme.

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I can't think of any good memes.

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How about something with cats?

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What are you doing?

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I'm just designing this glass.

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Yeah, well, references to old movies
aren't going to help me write the great

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American meme.

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You could try taking an axe and smashing
the door to Henry's bedroom and

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hurting him.

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I don't know if I should hurt Henry.

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Come on.

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Okay.

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I'll hurt him.

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You got an axe?

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I got this.

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Good enough.

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Hey, wait a second.

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I thought we were alone in this house.

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Oh, boy.

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I really have gone crazy.

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Come play with us, Henry.

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Sure, as long as it's not Fortnite, I'm
in.

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Little pigs, little pigs, let me come
in.

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Okay, come on in.

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Door's unlocked.

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Just turn the handle, dude.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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Whoa. What if a ghost came back?

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Would you be scared then?

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The owner of the house is back.

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And he's wearing a clown mask.

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Clowns are scary.

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00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,880
Eh.

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00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560
Ooh,

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the bartender's here.

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Hello.

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None of this is scary, dude.

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00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:24,800
And you have to make a public speech.

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A speech you're not prepared for.

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I thrive under pressure, dude.

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Nice.

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That's the version you think of?

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I told you, I can't be scared.

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Let me have some steak. Hold on there,
handsome.

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00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,240
What? I was talking to Henry.

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As Henry's best friend and soulmate.

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00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,239
Wait, what?

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00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,700
Yeah, what? I'm pretty sure I know what
scares him.

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00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,640
Ah, I see.

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00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,920
Now you want a shot at my steak.

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00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:14,180
Yeah, I'm going to win the bet, take all
your steaks, and then share them with

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you.

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00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:20,620
Okay, that defeats the purpose of... So
flip down that visor and be prepared to

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be scared.

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00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,100
All right, this story takes place up in
Junk and Stuff.

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It was a day just like today.

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00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,980
Wait, shouldn't it be night right now?

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00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,860
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's night. It's
way more scary.

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00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,260
You're halfway through weaving a
friendship bracelet for your old pal,

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when suddenly, Charlotte and I run in.

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Stop, I'm almost done weaving your...
Zombies!

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You're right.

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Not yet.

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00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,490
But soon.

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I'm making zombie noises.

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A zombie that has to use the bathroom?

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Why, would that be scarier?

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Will somebody just please scare Henry so
we can win the bet and get the stakes?

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00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,480
That's what I'm doing!

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Are you?

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00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,880
Because I don't even see any zombies in
junk and stuff yet.

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I mean, I'm looking, and I'm looking,
and I'm looking, but... Zombies! Okay.

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00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,040
Please don't do that again.

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00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,650
Sorry, I'm not in charge.

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What do we do?

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I'm so scared.

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You should be too.

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Door's locked.

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We're fine.

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00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,810
But no, no, no, I will not be unlocking
the door.

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00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:18,750
Yeah, I know this sign says we're open,
but it also says diablo espanol and none

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00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,490
of us speak Spanish, so it's always been
wrong.

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00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,910
If I unlock the door, are you going to
eat my brain?

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00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:33,770
Are you zombie -line?

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00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:39,890
And that's why I will not be opening the
door.

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Oh, no!

259
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That zombie has a zombie key ring!

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Seriously?

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This is what happens when guys aren't in
charge of stories.

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women just stand there and scream.

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Oh no, they unlocked the door!

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I'm filled with fear.

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Why is my dad here?

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I don't know, but it's scary.

267
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Is it because while we go through that
whole thing about the door being locked,

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if zombies were inside the entire time?
There's no time to ask reasonable

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questions because I'm a zombie too!

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Oh, and so is Charlotte.

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Really?

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Stop tickling me.

273
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Stop tickling me.

274
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I'm going to be honest.

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Stop. I'm going to pee my pants.

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Stop, guys. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I will

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pee my pants if you don't stop tickling
me. He's not lying. His urinal levels

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are rising.

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yet to decide. I thought we were
friends. We are.

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Now,

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does anybody have any scary stories that
could scare everyone?

282
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,790
No, they do not because I can't be
scared.

283
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I've got a scary story.

284
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Yes, yes, yes. Come on, come on, come
on. Do it, do it, do it.

285
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It was a dark and stormy night.

286
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Just like tonight.

287
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If tonight were dark and stormy. Right.

288
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You're at your house.

289
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,040
Hey, check it out, same couch.

290
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,280
Your dad and Piper come home with a new
doll that Piper just bought.

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We're home!

292
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With this doll I just bought.

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Because it's an evil doll that's going
to come to life and hurt me while I'm

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sleeping?

295
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800
What?

296
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,380
No, no.

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Look at his face, he's got murdery eyes.

298
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,960
Well, that's just too much mascara.

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00:18:54,449 --> 00:18:58,330
Face it, the kid's on to me. This
story's not going to scare him. Piper,

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throw me behind the couch.

301
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Bye!

302
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Is that all you got?

303
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I got one.

304
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You're still at home, but you're alone.

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With a baby.

306
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Okay, this is the closest any of these
stories have gone to being scary.

307
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,210
Okay,

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the phone rings.

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You answer it.

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Did you like scary movies?

311
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I'll bet this call is coming from inside
the house.

312
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:35,310
Yeah, okay, fine, but that's not all
because the person on the phone is

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a scary mask from that painting and
holding a knife.

314
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wires, whatever.

315
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:59,940
Can I get out of this story tank now?

316
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:07,060
I have a story for you.

317
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It's very quick and very scary.

318
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120
Okay, let's hear it.

319
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:16,360
Once upon 15 minutes ago... Yeah?

320
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While Ray was telling you his story...
Okay.

321
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,850
I infused the story tank with butterfly
DNA.

322
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:27,970
I'm sorry, what?

323
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,190
Oh, you didn't hear me?

324
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:36,290
I said, I infused the story tank with
butterfly DNA.

325
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,570
So what does that mean?

326
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,570
What? Uh -oh.

327
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,430
Your atoll level's rising.

328
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:46,870
What?

329
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,390
And urinal.

330
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:49,910
So much urinal.

331
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,080
Turning into a cocoon.

332
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,420
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Schwoz, are we close?

333
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,840
So what's going to happen to me, Schwoz?

334
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,820
Well, you'll be in the cocoon for about
a month.

335
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:08,680
What? What about fighting crime? What
about my parents? What about school?

336
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:10,900
I don't know.

337
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:16,120
I do know that when you emerge from the
cocoon, you will have a strong desire to

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fly to Canada for the summer.

339
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,630
George, what?

340
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,730
This isn't a story. You actually did
this to me.

341
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,150
Sometimes, just get a story.