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Don't go outside.

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That's right, Mary.

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The National Society of Names has just
released this year's list of the most

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popular baby names.

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Casey and Abigail topped the charts.

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And for the third year in a row, the
least popular baby name is Hornface.

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Hornface.

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Makes sense.

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Mm -hmm.

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In our number two story tonight, the
playground pooper has struck again.

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The Swellview police suddenly have more
duties than usual because someone or

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something has been using Swellview
playgrounds every night as a toilet.

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Police have piles of evidence but have
yet to arrest the prankster despite

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flush with clues.

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Has the news always been this funny?

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We've got a bad situation here, people.
We know.

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The playground pooper has struck again.

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No way, really?

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No, actually, it's a little bit of a
different bad situation.

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She ought to hear this. Ow!

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Police have no idea who is doing the
dumping. An angry teen, a large baby,

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No one knows.

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It's a real poo -done -it.

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A poo -done -it.

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It's probably Jasper.

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What? I was just going to say that. Will
you stop me?

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I don't know, Jasper.

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It just smells like something you'd do.

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That's really funny. That's really
funny. That's really funny. All right,

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over.

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I'm not joking. I seriously think it's
you.

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Okay, guys, can we focus on what
happened to me?

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In non -funny news, witnesses say that
Kid Danger, while teaming up with

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Man to fight super criminal Dr. Karate,
broke his arm this evening.

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You broke your arm?

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That's what I've been trying to tell you
guys.

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Dr. Karate, Karate chopped my arm.

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I bet you wish you still had your super
power. Yeah, because if you still had

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your super fast reflexes, you could have
just moved out of the way. All right, I

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got it.

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Guys, this is really bad.

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It's just a broken arm. We'll cut it
off. It'll grow right back. What? No.

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That's not how arms work.

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All right. That's a starfish.

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Listen. What's bad is that if everyone
in Swellview knows that Kid Danger broke

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his arm tonight, and then Henry Hart
suddenly shows up tomorrow morning with

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broken arm, then any idiot can put two
and two together and figure out that

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Henry is Kid Danger.

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I don't know. I don't think anyone's
going to put any... I just put two and

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together.

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Oh, really?

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Yes. People should look out for a boy
about Kid Danger's height, about Kid

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Danger's age, who has a newly broken
arm.

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Because that boy would be... Keep going,
Mary.

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The Playground Pooper?

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Oh, so close.

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No, Mary, that boy would be Kid Danger.

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Okay, we have a really big problem on
our hands.

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I agree.

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How are we going to get Jasper to stop
pooping in playgrounds? It's not me!

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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an

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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.

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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

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Feels good.

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That thing detect muscles too, Schwoz?

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I'm looking at Henry's arm and I'm not
seeing any.

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Nice.

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Just broke my arm. Perfect time to start
making fun of me. It was a joke. Relax.

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Would you break your funny bone too?

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Actually, he did. Look, the break is in
his humorous bone.

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Oh, yeah. Right there. Hey, what the
heck, dude? What are you doing? Stop.

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Stop. You literally broke me in the
broken part of my bone right now. Can

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stop? Did he stop? Okay, easy.

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What are we doing? What's the plan?

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The plan is you blow a bubble and fix
your arm trouble.

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See? I can do rhymes, too.

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Big deal, he did a rhyme. I do them all
the... every day.

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Nice cast, Schwoz.

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This problem is... solved.

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Ow. This problem is not solved.

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Why not?

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Because, dude, if people see that I
broke my arm, they'll know I'm Kid

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So how are we going to hide this cast
until my arm heals?

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Easy. We break Henry's other arm. So
we'll have two broken arms. And that

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nobody will think he's Kid Danger.

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This problem is... solved.

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You're not breaking my arm, dude.

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Okay, then Schwoz will do it. What? No.

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I have a different plan. How?

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Where was he? Right by that big jar of
real legs.

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Why do you have a jar of real legs?

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Guy owed me 20 bucks. He paid me in
legs.

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And this is the biggest sweater I could
find.

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It was just in a drawer.

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Not near any body parts. Thank God.

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Okay. We give Henry one of these fake
arms. Then we hide his cast with a

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from when Ray really loved horses.

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Oh, yeah.

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They used to race them. They always beat
me, though.

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Okay, I've got a lot of arm options for
you, but we have to find just the right

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one. So, make our fashion show!

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Hey!

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Yeah. Great.

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Seems good.

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Man, I really thought that would take
longer.

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Me too.

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But, you know. Sometimes first arm just
feels right. First arm's always right.

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So,

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once again, this problem is solved.

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Once again, the problem is not solved.

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I mean, dude, this sweater and fake arm
might work for, like, a day, but it's

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not going to fool people for long.

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Man, look at this thing.

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Try tucking it into your pocket.

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Or hook your thumb through your belt
loop.

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That's what I do whenever I want to look
cool and tough.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, just try this, Henry.
Yeah, just go.

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You look cool, man. You look cool, too.
What's up?

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Like that?

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Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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You're a loss.

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Or... Tomorrow morning at school, we
stage a fake accident where Henry can

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pretend to break his fake arm in front
of everyone.

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Yes, and then I'll have an excuse for my
broken arm and people won't think I'm

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Kid Danger.

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Exactly. Okay. And we do something
simple, like Jasper accidentally closes

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fake arm into his locker. Done.

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Problem actually solved.

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Perfect. I like it. Yawn.

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Uh, what?

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Oh,

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I said yawn. Because that plan puts me
to sleep.

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Uh, I'm sorry?

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I mean, it's boring.

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It'll work. Probably great.

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But where's the funny?

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I'm not trying to be funny.

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Uh, mission accomplished.

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I got a better, funnier idea.

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Let's hear it.

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Still got that trebuchet?

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We're doing the trebuchet.

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What's a trebuchet? Where is he going?
Jasper, will you please stop playing

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my fake arm?

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We'll handle it. You don't have to worry
about anything.

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That makes me worry about everything.

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Me too.

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All you gotta do is meet me and Schwoz
at school tomorrow morning and we'll

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trebuchet you a fake accident that's way
funnier than Charlotte's.

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Alright, whatever.

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I'm tired. I'm going home.

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Yeah.

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I'm out like Jasper's belly button.

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Way out.

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Henry, don't let your parents see your
cast when you get home.

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I won't.

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Because then they'll know that you're
Kid Danger.

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Yeah, I realize that.

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And we'd have to write their memories
again.

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Yeah, I said I realize... Wait, again?

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I don't know.

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Hey, Jasper, catch.

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What's this for? In case you pass some
playground on your way home.

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I am not the playground pooper!

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Okay, dude.

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I am keeping this because I think we're
out at home.

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Hi, Swellview Hospital.

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No, I'm fine. I just wanted to know if
any teenage boys have shown up there

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tonight with broken arms.

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No, I am not looking for kid danger. I
am a real doctor. Arms are my specialty.

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And I'm looking for work.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Oh, that guy hung up on me in the middle
of my line. That is so rude.

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Sorry, honey, I got my own problems with
this pickle jar.

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Hey, I'm home.

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age, about your height, who has a broken
arm?

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I mean, I don't know.

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This is a new sweater and it belongs to
me.

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What is wrong with you? Nothing, okay?
I'm just, I'm tired.

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All right, remember we're stretching?

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All right, I'm going to bed. It's five o
'clock.

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Already?

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I am plum tuckered.

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Can you open this pickle jar for me?

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Why can't Dad do it?

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He tried.

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A lot.

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And Piper called him a weakling, so he's
in the kitchen lifting weights to prove

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he's strong.

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Well, maybe that'll make him stronger so
he can finally open the pickle jar.

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Again, plum tuckered. Good night.

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Henry!

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Mama hungry for pickles.

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Okay, I guess I'm opening the pickle
jar.

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With my hands.

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How else would you open a jar?

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No other way. I've got to use my hands.
Let's get this done.

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Let me do this real quick. Why are you
doing this? This is what people do. This

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is how they open it now, okay? It's a
better way.

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It's a better way. I'm fine, okay? I'm
totally fine. Why are you using your

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hands in the pickle jar? The knee
through the trick. You know how hard

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you've been trying to do.

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Use the pits. Use the pits. Oh, my God,
it's a playground blooper.

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Really? What?

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I guess I dropped it. Sorry.

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Technically, it is open, though, and
also I'm really tired. I'm going to bed.

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Hey, Henry, come give me a spot.

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Uh, Dad, I'm really tired, so I'm going
to go to bed. Henry, give your father a

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spot. He asked you for a spot. You've
got to give him a spot.

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I guess I'm giving him a spot.

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Probably won't need to, but if I can
lift up this bar, it'll help me a little

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bit. Got it.

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Okay, I'm going to do ten.

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Great.

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Piper, watch me! Yeah, I'm watching.

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boys for broken arms oh i know you're
good get out of here

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also maybe change that sweatshirt
sometime cowboy

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oh my god what are they doing

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do this, dude. What's going on?

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Okay, here's the plan.

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You go stand by the stairs.

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We fling a basketball at you. It hits
you in your fake arm, and you pretend

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it's broken.

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It'll be a lot funnier than Charlotte's
idea.

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Okay, but what if the basketball
doesn't... And break.

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We are members of the Swear of Your
Slingings Society.

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For such, we don't fling many things
with our...

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Wait. Oh, it's you.

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What are you doing?

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Checking for broken arms to find Kid
Danger.

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You can go ahead.

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You want to check my arm?

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I'm looking for Kid Danger, not the
playground pooper.

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Hey, you guys, you guys, you guys, check
it out, check it out.

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Hey, pooper. What's pooping?

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I know who the playground pooper is.

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So do we. Yeah, it's you. No, it's not.
I go in toilets. I've been pie trained

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for four years.

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Wait.

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This is the playground pooper walking
through some carnations. And I'm

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to carnations, so it can't be me.

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Those look like roses.

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What?

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Yeah, those are North American sugar
roses, bro. I know my flowers.

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He does. He went to flower camp. Yeah,
dude, it was thick.

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No!

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Hear ye, hear ye. The flinging is about
to commence.

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Everyone should stand where they're
supposed to stand.

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Gotta go.

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Everyone be it most careful for when
your basketball be shot, it travel it so

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fast it may it break someone's arm.

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Stay right there, fancy pants.

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Not you, LaRange.

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What the heck is going on here?

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We be the swell of your flinging
society.

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We are flingers. We fling.

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Go do your flinging somewhere else.
Else, these kids should be in classrooms

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pretending to listen to their teachers.

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Look, you want to fling a basketball at
a wall?

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Of course I do. Get out of my way.

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Allow me to explain it. Relax, Leonardo.

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I've used a trebuchet in a school
before.

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Okay.

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Hey, Piper, I'm not doing that.

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What is wrong with you?

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You've got a broken arm.

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Oh, my God. Henry Hart is Kid Danger.

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So much better than my plan.

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brother is gross so kid danger is gross
but i love kid danger so i love my

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brother why are you hiding your broken
arm we have a right

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to know okay

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not get danger.

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Prove it. I will prove it, Melvin.

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As soon as I think of something.

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Come with me to the janitor's closet.

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I will be back with answers.

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Until then, Melvin has the arm.

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All right, take a look at the footage of
the playground pooper again.

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Dude, we were just messing with you. We
know you're not the playground pooper.

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All right, I know I'm not. But what if
you are? I'm not. What if you are? But

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I'm not. What if you are? But I'm not.
What if you are? What are you talking

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about? Just watch the footage.

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Yeah, man, we've all seen the footage.

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You've got a big problem on your hands.

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I know that. Thank you. All right, guys,
listen.

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What if Henry was the playground pooper?
That's impossible. It's you. No, it's

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not.

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Wasn't easy.

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I have an idea that will solve all of
Henry's problems.

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Well, so do I. Clog it, Pooper. What do
you got, Schwoz?

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We set off a memory wave, and everyone
within a three -block radius has no

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memory of any of it or anything else in
their lives.

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I mean, maybe.

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Yeah, but what's funny about it? Like,
when am I going ha -ha?

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Guys, I have a solution, and it's really
funny.

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Okay, there's been a lot of speculation
today that Henry is Kid Danger.

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He is. He's not, but he does have
something he wants to announce.

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I don't know if I can... Henry Hart,
everyone!

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Thank you.

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I, uh... Oh, right.

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My sister's podium.

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Glad that's here.

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And a microphone.

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Thank you, LaRange.

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And a sign language interpreter.

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Great. Okay.

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I know that there's a lot of speculation
that due to my broken arm,

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I am Kid Danger.

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But the fact of the matter is, I'm not
Kid Danger.

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Because... I... Well...

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I am the Playground Pooper.

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Your kid Danger and the playground
pooper? What? No, no, no, no. No, no,

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no. No.

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Just the playground pooper.

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Okay, this is funny.

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Prove it!

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Prove it! Prove it!

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Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
Prove it! As you can see in the security

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camera footage of me doing what I...

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timestamp, which proves that at the
exact same time that Kid Danger, whoever

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is, was getting his arm broken by Dr.
Karate, I was on the playground.

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Yes,

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Melvin, thank you. I was pooping.

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So, obviously, I'm not Kid Danger.

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Okay?

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Please respect my privacy as I seek help
during this difficult time. Thank you.

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Wait!

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How'd you break your arm, then?

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Yes.

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How did I break my arm?

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Uh, after I did my thing, I slipped.

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On poop?

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Yes, Melvin, on poop.