1 00:02:52,727 --> 00:02:56,060 I'm sorry. Is this chair free? 2 00:02:58,793 --> 00:03:03,127 Yeah, um... sure. 3 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,259 Thank you so much. 4 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,960 You're welcome. 5 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,893 And please don't give her any apple juice before bedtime. 6 00:03:41,993 --> 00:03:43,927 Apple juice, yes, yes. Like the other night. 7 00:03:44,027 --> 00:03:46,159 Yeah, but no apple juice. 8 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:47,860 Yeah, it's too much sugar. 9 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,060 Okay, no. 10 00:03:49,693 --> 00:03:50,927 - Hi-hi. - Hi, Ma. 11 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:52,427 - Ciao. - Ciao. 12 00:03:52,527 --> 00:03:58,727 ...cooking class. 13 00:04:01,593 --> 00:04:05,527 Today we made ravioli with um, 14 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:08,159 I think there were bits of sausages inside it. 15 00:04:08,259 --> 00:04:10,527 Well, you should come to the cooking class with us 16 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:11,693 maybe tomorrow, 17 00:04:12,027 --> 00:04:14,527 because I believe that tomorrow they're making the gnocchi. 18 00:04:15,027 --> 00:04:16,993 The ravioli that they tried to teach-- 19 00:04:17,093 --> 00:04:18,993 Oh, right. 20 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:24,527 I'm sorry to bother you during this very lovely dinner. 21 00:04:24,927 --> 00:04:29,793 I just want to say two things. I hope we didn't wake you up, 22 00:04:29,893 --> 00:04:33,259 because the noise you heard last night, the banging on the door, 23 00:04:33,427 --> 00:04:35,326 Very quickly, that was me. 24 00:04:35,427 --> 00:04:37,027 We couldn't find our way, 25 00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:38,660 so we were very late here. 26 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,092 Ah-ah, sorry for that. 27 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,092 Ah, we don't know each other. 28 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,027 That's the way it goes on holidays. 29 00:04:46,126 --> 00:04:48,860 But uh, you know, I want to meet you people, 30 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,192 because you look all so nice and beautiful. 31 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:57,727 And uh, I want to toast to you, guys. To Italy, of course. 32 00:04:57,827 --> 00:05:00,427 To the food, of course. And to love. 33 00:05:00,493 --> 00:05:02,326 Too love, salute! 34 00:07:36,026 --> 00:07:40,259 Like a bunny... for kids? 35 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:44,693 Nah? Okay, well. Ciao. 36 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:45,793 Ciao. 37 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,860 It goes up and down, and up and down-- 38 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:17,460 It's so hot, yeah. But you do it-- 39 00:08:19,326 --> 00:08:21,926 Hi! This is my husband, Bjørn. 40 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:23,326 Patrick, nice to meet you. 41 00:08:23,427 --> 00:08:24,992 We met at the Villa? 42 00:08:25,092 --> 00:08:26,259 Right. 43 00:08:26,427 --> 00:08:28,959 - Hi. - Hi. Karin. 44 00:08:29,059 --> 00:08:31,593 Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Louise-- 45 00:08:31,693 --> 00:08:33,859 - Hello. - and this is Agnes. 46 00:08:34,226 --> 00:08:36,527 And what's your name? 47 00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:40,693 Abel has difficulties speaking. 48 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,460 So, if he feels some sort of pressure 49 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,760 he can get a little insecure. 50 00:08:43,859 --> 00:08:46,926 But there's no pressure at all. 51 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,026 And who is this? 52 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:50,159 Ninus. 53 00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:51,326 Ninus? 54 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:53,693 Agnes just lost it, so Bjørn went to find it. 55 00:08:54,627 --> 00:08:56,593 You went to find the rabbit? 56 00:08:56,693 --> 00:08:57,693 Yes. 57 00:08:58,192 --> 00:08:59,660 That's very heroic of you. 58 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:03,660 Thank you. 59 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,427 No, no. I'm serious... respect. 60 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,026 Well, thanks. 61 00:09:09,126 --> 00:09:10,427 You're very welcome. 62 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:13,427 So, did you guys have lunch yet? 63 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,427 By the way, where are you guys from? 64 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:16,760 Holland, the southern part. 65 00:09:16,859 --> 00:09:18,527 Yeah, countryside, it's a beautiful area. 66 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:21,427 Wow, I would just love to move outside the city 67 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,059 and be close to nature and all-- yeah. 68 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:25,660 Well, you should come and visit us. 69 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,627 - That would be great-- - Lasagna Vegeteriana. 70 00:09:27,727 --> 00:09:29,226 - Prego. - Ci, Vegetarian? 71 00:09:29,326 --> 00:09:30,560 - Vegetarian. - Yes, thank you. 72 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:33,126 - Tagliatelle ai funghi. - Ci, grazia. 73 00:09:33,226 --> 00:09:34,859 E pizza margherita. 74 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:36,427 So, you're a vegetarian? 75 00:09:36,527 --> 00:09:40,427 Yeah, I eat fish, but yes, I'm a vegetarian. 76 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,826 That's so good. We could all learn from you. 77 00:09:43,326 --> 00:09:45,092 Yeah, good for the environment, really. 78 00:09:45,192 --> 00:09:46,192 Well... thank you-- 79 00:09:46,226 --> 00:09:47,427 E peposo. 80 00:09:47,527 --> 00:09:49,192 Oh, Grazie mille. Oh, I'm starving. 81 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:50,760 - It looks good. - Looks great. 82 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:56,727 Well, I actually think that Dutch and Danish people 83 00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:57,992 are very similar. 84 00:09:58,092 --> 00:10:02,393 Yeah, so we're the same. 85 00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:05,992 Well, in many ways I think so, actually. 86 00:10:06,092 --> 00:10:07,926 It's uh, the same humor, 87 00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:11,059 the same um, the same um... same culture. 88 00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:15,292 Yeah, at least we have more in common with people from Holland, 89 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:17,159 than with the Swedish people. 90 00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:19,126 I's so glad you say that. 91 00:10:19,226 --> 00:10:20,226 Yeah? 92 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,092 Really. No, I had a Swedish colleague 93 00:10:22,192 --> 00:10:25,326 when I worked for the Médecins Sans Frontières. 94 00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:26,259 You're a doctor? 95 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,427 Yeah. 96 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:30,460 No, really. He was the most boring and political correct man 97 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,393 I've ever met in my entire life. 98 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:33,560 Really. 99 00:10:39,859 --> 00:10:42,660 ...you know saying weird stuff! 100 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:48,892 Like once we were in Greece, I was going with the cheering. 101 00:10:48,992 --> 00:10:51,493 I was going... "Kalimera!" 102 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:54,393 Good morning! 103 00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:39,427 "Dear Louise, Bjørn and Agnes. How are you? 104 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,792 We were just talking the other day 105 00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:45,259 how nice it was spending time with you this summer. 106 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:49,592 And even though it's been a while, 107 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:52,592 we would love to invite you to come to visit us. 108 00:12:52,692 --> 00:12:55,959 What do you say?" 109 00:12:56,059 --> 00:13:00,026 "A weekend in the Dutch countryside. 110 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:03,092 Food, wine and long walks. 111 00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:09,326 And, oh, by the way, Abel keeps mentioning Agnes. So funny. 112 00:13:09,427 --> 00:13:11,026 He really misses her. 113 00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:14,759 All the best from Abel, Patrick and Karin." 114 00:17:35,692 --> 00:17:37,426 Yeah, you made it! 115 00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:38,526 Finally, yes. 116 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,426 Yes, yes! 117 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,959 Hi. 118 00:17:46,426 --> 00:17:48,459 So nice to see you again. 119 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,626 Hey, man. 120 00:17:49,726 --> 00:17:51,291 What a beautiful place. 121 00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:52,426 Thank you. 122 00:17:53,026 --> 00:17:56,726 Oh no, you can leave them on. Or take them off. 123 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,692 Leave them on. 124 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:58,792 Or take them off. 125 00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:00,768 Leaving 'em on, taking 'em off, whatever you want. 126 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:01,992 Thank you. 127 00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:03,859 - Give me your coat. - Thank you. 128 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:04,959 Sorry for the mess. 129 00:18:04,992 --> 00:18:06,092 Oh, it's nothing. 130 00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:08,226 It's gonna get much worse. Come on! 131 00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:10,426 So, come in. 132 00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:13,526 Wow, very comfortable. 133 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,792 Yeah, that's the way we like it. 134 00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:17,212 Oh, and we brought you something. 135 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,892 It's a little souvenir from Denmark. 136 00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:21,659 It's Louise who bought it, so... 137 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:23,092 Thank you. 138 00:18:23,726 --> 00:18:24,959 Uh, where's Abel? 139 00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:26,826 Uh, downstairs maybe? 140 00:18:26,926 --> 00:18:29,291 He's been cooking all day. He's making Wild Boar. 141 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,692 Come on. This is your room. 142 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,692 Ah, that's wonderful. 143 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,159 - Bjørn? - Yes. 144 00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:40,659 - You want a beer? - Yeah. 145 00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:41,992 I want to show you my pool. 146 00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:43,659 You have a pool? 147 00:18:51,192 --> 00:18:52,192 Hi Abel. 148 00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:01,258 Look, Agnes, we made you a little bed. 149 00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:07,325 - Do you like it? - Yes, she likes it. 150 00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:13,992 I forgot the presents. I'm so sorry. 151 00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:15,859 No, it's fine. 152 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:23,526 Wow... it's coffee cups. That's sweet. 153 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,759 - Yeah? - Yeah. 154 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:29,191 And... a mermaid? 155 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:33,926 Yes, it's something that I think represents Denmark very well. 156 00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:35,726 - It's The Little Mermaid. - Yeah. 157 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:36,826 I know it. 158 00:19:37,191 --> 00:19:39,559 I've heard it's quite small and disappointing. 159 00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:43,026 Well, actually there are some anecdotes about it 160 00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:44,225 that are really nice. 161 00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:47,092 Oh yeah, you know what is also nice? 162 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,459 Louise... 163 00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:52,759 This is for you. 164 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,426 Oh, no-no, that's fine-- 165 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,692 I insist. 166 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,726 I insist. 167 00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,559 No-no, I'll wait till-- 168 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:01,726 - It's my favorite part. - Okay. 169 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,358 It's delicious. It's crispy and soft at the same time. 170 00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:07,092 Yes. 171 00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:08,626 Yeah. 172 00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:15,258 It's good, right? 173 00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:16,626 Very good. 174 00:21:03,426 --> 00:21:05,026 Oh, hi Abel. 175 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,559 But it is really lucky we've got the GPS, 176 00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:48,592 because otherwise we'd have got lost like 20 times 177 00:21:48,692 --> 00:21:49,792 I had it under control. 178 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,892 No, the GPS had. 179 00:21:51,992 --> 00:21:53,759 I had. 180 00:21:57,726 --> 00:21:59,459 It's frightening sometimes, 181 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:02,659 how we lose our ability to find our way through life. 182 00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:06,459 Because we hand over the responsibility to technology. 183 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,859 That is so true. 184 00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:10,692 I mean, people nowadays don't have a clue how to read a map. 185 00:22:12,158 --> 00:22:16,426 I must admit that driving in a car like that, 186 00:22:16,492 --> 00:22:21,526 with GPS and all these modern things, you-- 187 00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:25,291 I-I want to turn it off sometimes. 188 00:22:25,892 --> 00:22:27,234 And, as you were saying, Patrick-- 189 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,726 Is he all right? 190 00:22:28,859 --> 00:22:34,058 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. He'll fall asleep in a minute. 191 00:22:35,426 --> 00:22:39,191 He just does this sometimes. It's part of his disease. 192 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,091 Oh yeah, what is that? 193 00:22:41,191 --> 00:22:43,859 Abel has what you call "congenital aglossia". 194 00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:47,526 Meaning basically, he's born without a tongue. 195 00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:51,291 Or... a much smaller tongue than you and me. 196 00:22:51,692 --> 00:22:52,692 But is he in pain? 197 00:22:52,759 --> 00:22:53,926 Oh no, no pain. 198 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:57,158 He just has a hard time making himself understandable. 199 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,659 Oh no, I understand everything he says. 200 00:24:29,726 --> 00:24:31,826 Excuse me for just one second. 201 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:40,492 Um, Abel, do you think you could move away? 202 00:24:40,592 --> 00:24:43,859 Uh, because Agnes really wants to try it. 203 00:24:57,426 --> 00:24:58,859 Uh, excuse me? 204 00:24:59,891 --> 00:25:01,958 Agnes really wants to try the slide. 205 00:25:02,058 --> 00:25:03,692 And do you think it is possible 206 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:07,559 to ask Abel to move away just for one second? 207 00:25:12,225 --> 00:25:14,058 So sorry about this. 208 00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:16,325 No, it's okay, it's nothing. 209 00:25:22,659 --> 00:25:24,759 Patrick, it's all right. He doesn't have to. 210 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:27,191 No, he wants to say "I apologize". 211 00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,325 Yeah, he really wants to. 212 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:32,426 Sorry. 213 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:44,867 - I must have the recipe. - It's good, right? 214 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:47,526 It reminds me of what we call a Mazarin? 215 00:25:47,626 --> 00:25:51,592 A Mazarin tart... a Danish thing. 216 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,426 Come here. 217 00:26:13,258 --> 00:26:15,426 Hey, am I interrupting? 218 00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:16,958 No-no, of course not. 219 00:26:17,058 --> 00:26:20,291 Well Patrick and I would like to invite you to dinner tonight. 220 00:26:20,426 --> 00:26:22,659 Oh, that's so nice of you. 221 00:26:22,759 --> 00:26:25,258 Yeah, there's a nice restaurant with great local food 222 00:26:25,426 --> 00:26:26,426 just up the road. 223 00:26:26,692 --> 00:26:28,759 And we wouldn't want you to miss the opportunity 224 00:26:28,858 --> 00:26:29,492 while you're here. 225 00:26:29,592 --> 00:26:30,858 That sounds good. 226 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:31,991 Great. 227 00:26:59,158 --> 00:27:01,958 Yes, perfect timing. 228 00:27:22,258 --> 00:27:23,991 He doesn't speak any English. 229 00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:25,125 And who is Muhajid? 230 00:27:25,225 --> 00:27:26,758 He's the babysitter. 231 00:27:27,659 --> 00:27:29,058 - The babysitter? - Yeah. 232 00:27:34,258 --> 00:27:36,526 But the kids are going as well, right? 233 00:27:36,626 --> 00:27:40,025 No, tonight is without kids. Didn't I tell you that? 234 00:27:44,891 --> 00:27:46,692 Muhajid is so very good with children. 235 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:49,858 The whole neighborhood uses him and not only because he's cheap. 236 00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:54,426 Hey guys! 237 00:27:54,526 --> 00:27:55,958 Let's go! 238 00:27:58,325 --> 00:27:59,758 Come on, let's move. 239 00:28:23,592 --> 00:28:25,791 Patrick, are we at the restaurant soon? 240 00:28:26,225 --> 00:28:27,758 We'll be there in a minute. 241 00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:39,991 Uh, What is the "stamppot"? 242 00:28:40,091 --> 00:28:44,592 Oh, that's great. It's the house specialty... you should try it, 243 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:45,791 - Okay - It's good. 244 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,158 Yeah, and the "boerenkool"? 245 00:28:48,258 --> 00:28:51,592 Boerenkool. Oh, that's also stamppot, you'll love it. 246 00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:53,825 It's delicious, they make it very well here. 247 00:28:55,325 --> 00:28:57,091 And what is stamppot? 248 00:28:57,191 --> 00:29:00,658 Stamppot? Oh, that's typical Dutch. Very traditional. 249 00:29:00,758 --> 00:29:03,725 Like potatoes and vegetables, you stamp it all together. 250 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,725 Steef! Let me take care of you guys. Okay? 251 00:29:06,825 --> 00:29:08,492 Yeah, fine with me. 252 00:29:16,526 --> 00:29:18,825 And remember, I'm a vegetarian. 253 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:19,592 I'm sorry? 254 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:20,758 Yes, I don't eat meat. 255 00:29:21,091 --> 00:29:23,258 Oh, yes, yes. So good for the environment, yes. 256 00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:24,925 But you eat fish, right? 257 00:29:25,025 --> 00:29:26,025 Yes. 258 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:28,211 So you're not a vegetarian, you're a pescatarian. 259 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:29,891 Yes. 260 00:29:29,991 --> 00:29:31,091 Yes, Steef? 261 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,725 And fish is not meat? 262 00:29:40,825 --> 00:29:44,625 Of course, um, but it's better for the environment. 263 00:29:45,858 --> 00:29:47,691 And the way the fishing industry works 264 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:51,058 and how we treat the oceans is not affecting the climate? 265 00:29:57,191 --> 00:29:59,625 Well, I would like to propose a toast-- 266 00:29:59,725 --> 00:30:00,725 - Okay. - For uh, 267 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,691 - good times. - For good times. 268 00:30:02,791 --> 00:30:04,658 We say proost. 269 00:30:04,758 --> 00:30:05,991 - Proost. - Proost. 270 00:30:06,091 --> 00:30:07,958 - Proost. - Proost. 271 00:30:14,426 --> 00:30:15,625 Well, I just hate this... 272 00:30:18,058 --> 00:30:23,158 This, um, this team building bullshit, you know. 273 00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:59,774 Someone had a really good time tonight. 274 00:30:59,874 --> 00:31:01,107 You want us to chip in? 275 00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,940 Oh, thanks man. 276 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:15,540 So the dinner is on us? 277 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:19,607 Oh, that's so kind. Thanks, man, thanks. 278 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:03,874 Patrick, can you turn down the music a bit? 279 00:32:07,474 --> 00:32:09,340 Patrick, the music, can you turn it down-- 280 00:32:09,474 --> 00:32:13,074 I love this song. This is a great song! 281 00:32:13,174 --> 00:32:15,474 Turn down the fucking music. 282 00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:17,940 Listen to it! 283 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:31,874 I'm so sorry, he's just so drunk. I'm truly sorry. Okay? 284 00:32:33,774 --> 00:32:37,007 I truly apologize, I'm so sorry. 285 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,740 And ya! 286 00:32:43,174 --> 00:32:46,174 - Patrick! - Just a little bit, please? 287 00:32:46,607 --> 00:32:48,174 Just a little bit down. 288 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:50,474 Just a little bit. 289 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,107 - Okay, a little bit. - Yeah! 290 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,340 Yeah. Thank you. 291 00:37:54,807 --> 00:38:02,206 Bjørn, Bjorn, Bjørn, Bjorn! 292 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:04,039 Bjørn. 293 00:43:43,749 --> 00:43:47,550 We had some really lovely days here. 294 00:43:47,649 --> 00:43:50,049 What's going on? 295 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:53,317 Well, uh, we have a situation here. 296 00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:56,616 Someone left without saying goodbye. 297 00:43:56,716 --> 00:43:59,082 No, as I was just trying to tell Patrick, 298 00:43:59,182 --> 00:44:01,483 we had some really lovely days. 299 00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:03,350 And then I ask again, why are you leaving-- 300 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:08,450 We had some good days, it's just um... 301 00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:14,049 there's just some things that... 302 00:44:14,782 --> 00:44:18,816 that make us believe that it's best that we go home. 303 00:44:19,317 --> 00:44:21,317 What are those things? I want to know. 304 00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:24,317 - It's um, many things. - Such as? 305 00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:31,616 It's just, um... such as... 306 00:44:34,082 --> 00:44:37,582 Such as the bed for instance. It's really small, and uh, 307 00:44:38,049 --> 00:44:42,350 and Agnes doesn't want to sleep on the floor, 308 00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,949 so she comes in at night. 309 00:44:49,849 --> 00:44:56,317 Okay, so with all of your respect... 310 00:44:57,682 --> 00:45:00,716 First of all, I'm a vegetarian. 311 00:45:00,816 --> 00:45:04,982 But all you've been doing since we got here was serving meat. 312 00:45:05,082 --> 00:45:07,649 But we have all sorts of food. You can have a hagelslag 313 00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:09,293 sandwich right now. I can make it for you. 314 00:45:09,317 --> 00:45:11,350 No, thank you. 315 00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:15,450 And last night at that restaurant or... 316 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:19,517 roadhouse or whatever that place was, it was... 317 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,649 it was very uncomfortable to drive. 318 00:45:25,049 --> 00:45:27,882 And the music was so loud. 319 00:45:29,317 --> 00:45:32,049 And you were drinking and driving. 320 00:45:34,049 --> 00:45:38,816 And the way you were touching each other in front of us 321 00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:42,216 that just made me so uncomfortable, I'm really sorry. 322 00:45:43,016 --> 00:45:48,116 But it just um... so many things have felt so wrong. 323 00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:51,782 I'm really sorry, but it's just how it is. 324 00:46:04,317 --> 00:46:06,049 I'm in shock. 325 00:46:14,082 --> 00:46:16,417 Can-can I say something? 326 00:46:20,216 --> 00:46:23,649 Uh, first of all... Louise. 327 00:46:23,749 --> 00:46:28,716 I am so sorry that we forgot that you were a vegetarian. 328 00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:32,649 And if there are things you don't eat, 329 00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:35,482 you just could have told us. 330 00:46:36,716 --> 00:46:37,716 Right? 331 00:46:38,417 --> 00:46:40,516 And our house is not huge, 332 00:46:40,616 --> 00:46:43,849 so we cannot offer you a big luxury room 333 00:46:43,949 --> 00:46:47,082 and a king-size bed, Bjørn. I'm sorry. 334 00:46:47,182 --> 00:46:51,149 And I am truly sorry that Agnes doesn't feel comfortable 335 00:46:51,317 --> 00:46:55,317 staying in Abel's room. But we thought it was only natural. 336 00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:59,383 I mean, if you only knew how much Abel was looking forward to 337 00:46:59,482 --> 00:47:02,682 sharing his toys in his room with Agnes. 338 00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:06,816 And the roadhouse, as you call it... 339 00:47:07,449 --> 00:47:10,882 the hugging and the dancing. 340 00:47:12,982 --> 00:47:16,882 We were just having a fun evening. Guys, come on. 341 00:47:16,982 --> 00:47:21,383 I mean, dancing and kissing the one you love. 342 00:47:21,482 --> 00:47:23,317 What's the problem? 343 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:24,816 To me, it's crossing the line 344 00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:27,182 when you pick up my daughter at night. 345 00:47:27,849 --> 00:47:29,782 And then you take her into your bed, 346 00:47:29,882 --> 00:47:32,082 where you slept next to her, naked. 347 00:47:34,449 --> 00:47:37,317 Yeah but, where were you? 348 00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:41,549 Louise, I mean, Agnes kept calling? 349 00:47:42,149 --> 00:47:44,182 She was crying. 350 00:47:48,549 --> 00:47:50,016 Where were you? 351 00:47:53,882 --> 00:47:56,816 First of all there's nothing we can do now to change the way 352 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,416 you have felt during these past few days. 353 00:47:59,782 --> 00:48:01,449 And it truly breaks my heart to hear 354 00:48:01,549 --> 00:48:03,216 that you haven't enjoyed your stay. 355 00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:06,082 It makes me wonder if maybe I've failed as a host. 356 00:48:07,682 --> 00:48:09,749 No one is forcing you to stay. 357 00:48:10,882 --> 00:48:15,749 But I really hope you do, 'cause today is gonna be a great day. 358 00:48:16,116 --> 00:48:20,016 I promise you, today, it's gonna be great. 359 00:48:40,516 --> 00:48:44,349 It's this scissor. It doesn't cut anything, it's so dull. 360 00:49:06,216 --> 00:49:08,482 This is okay if I turn on the radio? 361 00:49:08,582 --> 00:49:10,649 Yeah, of course. 362 00:49:14,749 --> 00:49:16,816 You can turn it up if you like. 363 00:49:25,849 --> 00:49:28,649 So, what kind of music do you like? 364 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,216 Ah, well... 365 00:49:31,182 --> 00:49:35,649 yeah, I listen to, you know, all kinds. 366 00:49:35,749 --> 00:49:39,782 Like uh... like pop and rock and, uh... 367 00:49:40,549 --> 00:49:43,349 yeah, basically all kinds you know. 368 00:49:43,449 --> 00:49:45,116 - And you? - Me too. 369 00:49:45,849 --> 00:49:48,349 Pop, rock... funk. 370 00:49:50,382 --> 00:49:53,916 I like music that I can sing along to. I like singing. 371 00:49:54,616 --> 00:49:56,916 - Yeah, singing is good. - Yeah. 372 00:49:57,649 --> 00:50:00,516 Actually, there's a lot of great Dutch music. 373 00:50:00,616 --> 00:50:02,549 You want me to play you some? 374 00:50:03,016 --> 00:50:05,916 Yeah yeah, please. I'd really like to hear some. 375 00:50:06,016 --> 00:50:08,349 - You sure? - Yeah, really. 376 00:50:17,316 --> 00:50:19,282 This is called "It Never Ends". 377 00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:39,449 And who is it? 378 00:50:39,549 --> 00:50:40,982 Trijntje Oosterhuis. 379 00:50:41,716 --> 00:50:44,382 I think, this is how an angel sounds. 380 00:50:57,082 --> 00:50:59,282 I really want to apologize for my behavior last night. 381 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:03,449 I'm sorry I made you feel so uncomfortable. 382 00:51:03,549 --> 00:51:07,316 No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 383 00:51:09,982 --> 00:51:15,215 You know, sometimes I have this thing, right here. 384 00:51:16,982 --> 00:51:20,181 And it's so powerful and wild. 385 00:51:20,882 --> 00:51:24,416 And I like it. That's the weird part. 386 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:27,516 I really like it. You understand? 387 00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:28,982 Yeah. 388 00:51:29,449 --> 00:51:30,849 You do? 389 00:51:31,316 --> 00:51:32,449 Totally. 390 00:51:35,749 --> 00:51:38,082 Normally, I just uh... 391 00:51:39,549 --> 00:51:41,982 just try to hold it down or... 392 00:51:42,649 --> 00:51:45,049 keep it in chains. 393 00:51:46,082 --> 00:51:47,316 Why? 394 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:51,016 I don't know why. 395 00:51:53,682 --> 00:51:55,449 Too many rules, I guess... 396 00:51:56,716 --> 00:51:58,816 - It's um-- - It's what? 397 00:52:01,549 --> 00:52:03,215 It's clau-- Yeah, I don't know, 398 00:52:03,316 --> 00:52:07,316 It's... claustrophobic, you know? 399 00:52:09,316 --> 00:52:12,349 It's like I become this person I don't want to be. 400 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,416 Who is that person? 401 00:52:19,115 --> 00:52:23,849 I don't know. It's... some guy. 402 00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:28,316 Some normal guy who gets up in the morning and... 403 00:52:28,382 --> 00:52:33,316 ...takes his daughter to school and... goes to work. 404 00:52:36,316 --> 00:52:40,749 Play a little squash once a week. 405 00:52:43,148 --> 00:52:46,382 Have dinner with people I don't even like. 406 00:52:57,616 --> 00:52:59,949 And I'm so tired of smiling all the time. 407 00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,316 Come. 408 00:53:11,148 --> 00:53:14,081 Come, I want to show you something. 409 00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:28,716 - It's fantastic. - This is the life, huh? 410 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:40,616 Louise, thank you so much for helping out in the garden. 411 00:54:40,716 --> 00:54:42,115 Oh, you're very welcome. 412 00:54:48,148 --> 00:54:50,316 Um, they want to show a dance. 413 00:54:50,349 --> 00:54:54,416 Oh, that's so nice. Maybe when we have coffee. 414 00:54:56,981 --> 00:55:00,582 Agnes, can you set the table, please? 415 00:55:15,549 --> 00:55:18,316 Patrick, maybe you could take a look at her finger? 416 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,181 Sure. 417 00:55:27,649 --> 00:55:29,616 It's good that we have a doctor in the house. 418 00:55:29,716 --> 00:55:31,048 I'm not a doctor. 419 00:55:32,649 --> 00:55:35,616 But didn't you say you were a doctor? 420 00:55:35,716 --> 00:55:37,749 Did I? Oh, I lied. 421 00:55:37,849 --> 00:55:39,449 - You lied? - Yeah. 422 00:55:39,549 --> 00:55:42,148 Sometimes I get a little insecure when I meet new people. 423 00:55:42,316 --> 00:55:44,416 He just wanted to make a good impression. 424 00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:52,816 What do you work with then? 425 00:55:52,915 --> 00:55:54,749 - I don't work. - No? 426 00:55:54,849 --> 00:55:55,981 No, I'm unemployed. 427 00:55:56,215 --> 00:55:58,316 I've never worked, I don't believe in working. 428 00:56:02,382 --> 00:56:06,316 Oh, that's wrong. It's the other way around. 429 00:56:14,181 --> 00:56:15,316 Okay? 430 00:56:15,349 --> 00:56:16,716 Sorry. 431 00:56:16,816 --> 00:56:18,316 - Yes. - No, ow! Okay. 432 00:56:18,915 --> 00:56:21,081 Yeah, I got this, thank you. 433 00:56:21,881 --> 00:56:23,316 Who needs a doctor, right? 434 00:56:23,382 --> 00:56:25,316 Yeah. 435 00:56:26,881 --> 00:56:30,081 Bread? Yes. 436 00:56:32,316 --> 00:56:34,048 You know, it's a shame 437 00:56:34,148 --> 00:56:37,948 that Holland is not really being recognized 438 00:56:38,048 --> 00:56:40,181 as a producer of fine and high quality cheese 439 00:56:40,316 --> 00:56:43,015 like Italy or France for example. 440 00:56:43,115 --> 00:56:45,048 Oh, here. 441 00:56:45,148 --> 00:56:47,382 I mean, we are a cheese nation. 442 00:56:47,482 --> 00:56:50,081 We export more cheese than any other country in the world, 443 00:56:50,181 --> 00:56:51,981 besides Germany, of course. 444 00:56:52,081 --> 00:56:53,316 But I sometimes feel... 445 00:56:53,816 --> 00:56:57,148 that Dutch cheese is not getting the respect it deserves. 446 00:57:11,215 --> 00:57:14,181 Everyone should come with Bjørn and me to the market 447 00:57:14,316 --> 00:57:16,215 and try some of Johan's cheese. 448 00:57:16,316 --> 00:57:19,316 Then they will give Dutch cheese the respect it deserves. 449 00:57:19,649 --> 00:57:20,815 Johan said it himself. 450 00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:22,649 Forget Stilton, forget Gorgonzola. 451 00:57:22,749 --> 00:57:26,148 Dutch cheese, Dutch cheese is the number one, right? 452 00:57:26,316 --> 00:57:27,349 Bjørn. 453 00:57:27,616 --> 00:57:29,191 The cheese at the market, it was good, right? 454 00:57:29,215 --> 00:57:31,716 - It was fantastic. - It was number one. 455 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:34,416 Johan said it himself, cheers! 456 00:57:34,516 --> 00:57:37,482 Cheers. 457 00:57:43,482 --> 00:57:45,649 Stop telling my daughter what to do. 458 00:57:49,749 --> 00:57:53,215 It's not up to you to tell my daughter what to do, okay? 459 00:57:53,781 --> 00:57:57,316 Okay, relax. I'm sorry. 460 00:58:33,449 --> 00:58:34,549 Sorry about that. 461 00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:36,382 - No, it's okay. - Okay? 462 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:41,148 One, two, three, four. 463 00:58:51,048 --> 00:58:52,948 It's okay. They're both really good. 464 00:58:53,048 --> 00:58:56,482 Yes, but he has no rhythm. And he's messing up the routine. 465 00:58:56,582 --> 00:58:58,416 No, but they are just kids. 466 00:58:58,516 --> 00:59:00,981 Yes, but if he wants to reach his potential, 467 00:59:01,081 --> 00:59:03,048 he has to concentrate, right? Right. 468 00:59:06,349 --> 00:59:09,516 Okay, one more time. 469 00:59:36,449 --> 00:59:38,681 No, she has to stay because it's a duet. 470 00:59:38,781 --> 00:59:40,115 No, she doesn't want to. 471 00:59:40,215 --> 00:59:41,316 No, she has to stay. 472 00:59:41,349 --> 00:59:42,881 She doesn't want to dance anymore. 473 01:00:54,449 --> 01:00:56,549 Uh, what's the problem? 474 01:00:58,681 --> 01:01:02,748 You cannot... he's only a child for Christ's sake. 475 01:01:03,715 --> 01:01:09,181 I mean, what the hell is wrong with you? 476 01:01:09,316 --> 01:01:12,516 Can't you see he's crying? He's in pain? 477 01:01:14,482 --> 01:01:17,015 You can't talk to him that way. What is wrong with you? 478 01:01:17,115 --> 01:01:19,915 Oh my god, what's wrong? 479 01:01:20,316 --> 01:01:22,748 Because we do things differently? 480 01:01:22,848 --> 01:01:25,815 This is not about doing things differently. 481 01:01:25,915 --> 01:01:27,181 It's not about that. 482 01:01:27,549 --> 01:01:29,881 No! This is about doing what is right. 483 01:01:29,981 --> 01:01:34,316 This is really... to do what is right for you. 484 01:01:34,349 --> 01:01:36,091 Like showing your son some love when he is crying 485 01:01:36,115 --> 01:01:37,581 instead of shouting at him. 486 01:01:37,681 --> 01:01:39,316 Yeah, and Patrick, what the fuck? 487 01:01:39,416 --> 01:01:41,316 Why can't you just let him dance? 488 01:01:42,081 --> 01:01:43,748 Oh, that wasn't dancing. 489 01:01:45,449 --> 01:01:46,769 Yeah, but you threw a cup at him! 490 01:01:48,048 --> 01:01:50,168 Sorry, but I can't listen to you talk to him that way. 491 01:01:50,948 --> 01:01:52,516 You threw a cup at the wall! 492 01:01:56,316 --> 01:01:58,482 Okay, stop this please. Please stop it. 493 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,657 Bjørn, can you please take her inside? 494 01:02:33,681 --> 01:02:35,615 I don't want her to see me like this. 495 01:09:37,315 --> 01:09:39,315 Okay, let's go. 496 01:14:23,047 --> 01:14:24,315 Hello? 497 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:38,515 Hello!? 498 01:14:43,147 --> 01:14:44,348 Hello!? 499 01:14:57,814 --> 01:14:58,847 Louise? 500 01:15:03,581 --> 01:15:04,814 Louise!? 501 01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:10,180 Louise!? 502 01:15:18,315 --> 01:15:19,681 Agnes!? 503 01:15:23,914 --> 01:15:25,315 Agnes!? 504 01:15:34,147 --> 01:15:35,814 Louise!? 505 01:15:49,147 --> 01:15:52,180 Agnes! 506 01:16:21,947 --> 01:16:22,947 Hey Bjørn. 507 01:16:30,348 --> 01:16:31,548 Thanks for the call. 508 01:16:33,648 --> 01:16:36,680 I'm glad you agreed to meet us up on the road. 509 01:16:37,581 --> 01:16:41,680 Thanks for helping us out. It's very nice of you. 510 01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:43,315 Of course, hmm. 511 01:17:00,315 --> 01:17:01,315 Get in the car. 512 01:17:02,114 --> 01:17:06,880 Please don't hurt us. Please don't hurt my family. 513 01:17:08,481 --> 01:17:09,947 We just want to go home. 514 01:17:13,014 --> 01:17:16,980 Hey, it's okay. Relax. 515 01:17:17,348 --> 01:17:20,880 As long as you do as we say, it's gonna be fine. 516 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,014 Do you know when we will be back at the house? 517 01:17:39,481 --> 01:17:41,381 It won't be long now. 518 01:17:55,747 --> 01:17:57,448 Is Abel alone at the house? 519 01:17:57,548 --> 01:17:59,647 No, Muhajid is looking after him. 520 01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:03,714 He was up early anyway, so... 521 01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:32,914 Are we there soon? 522 01:19:41,315 --> 01:19:42,714 Be quiet. 523 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,114 Excuse me? 524 01:19:52,315 --> 01:19:54,415 Will you be quiet, please? 525 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,348 Can you tell us when we'll be back at the house? 526 01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,880 We're going to your house, right? 527 01:21:09,547 --> 01:21:11,090 Now you have to tell us what's going on-- 528 01:21:11,114 --> 01:21:12,880 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 529 01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:15,315 Don't talk to my family like-- 530 01:21:48,315 --> 01:21:51,614 Louise, please let go of her. 531 01:22:01,714 --> 01:22:02,914 Louise... 532 01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:06,747 You will let go, yes. 533 01:22:06,847 --> 01:22:09,214 - No. - You will, you will. 534 01:25:50,714 --> 01:25:52,780 Why are you doing this? 535 01:25:56,980 --> 01:25:58,514 Because you let me. 536 01:26:10,614 --> 01:26:12,347 Take off your clothes.