1 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:21,500 FOREIGN LANGUAGE TEACHER 2 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:28,456 Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX 3 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,443 - Bon appetit, sir. - Okay, Giovanni, see you at 3:00 p.m. 4 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,767 - For sure��. - Thank you. 5 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,169 The gentleman arrived. How are you in the kitchen? 6 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,489 - Everything is ready, don't worry. - I recommend it. "God help�". 7 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,410 There you are. You arrived early, why? 8 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:01,002 - Do you know what the child genius did? - French and English... 9 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,042 The bastard! 10 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:08,166 - Be calm, with God's help, in October .. - What October, what God! 11 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,205 It is the third year that I am repeating it! Does he want to be a student for life��? 12 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:17,007 I need help in the company, yes he can't get this degree... 13 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,442 ... I send him to wash the pigs' bottoms! 14 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:25,884 At least I, at his age, was trying to learn a foreign language speaking to other people... 15 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,968 "participating", I don't know... 16 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,685 I know what kind of people... 17 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,725 Look at him: he doesn't even have that. He doesn't want to do shit! 18 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,367 Calm down, I'm sure that he will do it in October 19 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,086 ... then, if it doesn't promote, he will come with you to wash... 20 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:48,480 Ass to pigs! Rest assured that this will do! This time I will talk to him, in my own way. 21 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,730 Please let me talk to him You know what the doctor said. 22 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:57,163 It's hard to talk to him, if he feels it not understood, it will get worse and worse. 23 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,647 I'm going, try to calm down, dear. 24 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,411 - Drink something. - May I serve the meal, ma'am? 25 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,489 One more moment. I'm waiting. 26 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,160 Agnese, "what do we have at the party today"? 27 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,091 - Pork, steak and pie menu. - For a change... 28 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,088 Okay, okay 29 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,163 - Michelle, what are you doing? - I'm reading the newspaper. 30 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,249 Your father found out, he's furious! 31 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,045 However, don't worry, I will take care of that. 32 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,530 meanwhile, go call grandpa, the food is ready. Hurry though. 33 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,201 How cute! 34 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,885 Be ready! Start! 35 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,083 Head up! Belly and chest! 36 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:15,409 180 degree turn! 37 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,920 What a wonderful maneuver! 38 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,124 It's gorgeous! Magnificent! 39 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,367 It's exciting! 40 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,006 Back! Back! 41 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,401 Good! Be ready! Before the sea! 42 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:41,365 Right flank! Gather in the center! Gather in the center! 43 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,405 One two! One two! behind the front! Go ahead, big! 44 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,047 What "birds"! 45 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:54,041 I have never seen in my life a similar perfection! Nemaiv�zut... 46 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,724 It seems to me that I don't really listen. 47 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,647 - Bu-bu-grandpa. - I don't mind While watching the enemy's movements! 48 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,889 Su-su-supa is g�-g�-g�tit�. 49 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,129 - Who is g�-g�-g�tit? - Lunch 50 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,925 Let's go. 51 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:51,121 Your father might even be on his lunch hour. This story has been going on for a while. 52 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,846 I ask myself: Why the hell would it be necessary? do this ever? ". 53 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,602 Michelle went to call him, coming soon! 54 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,281 - Listen, for Michelle, I was thinking... - Put more! 55 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:08,690 During the summer we should find them someone for meditation. 56 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,964 - We could house him here. - To stay all summer? Where do you find it? 57 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,367 We are practically offering a free vacation. 58 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:20,531 - Excellent food, accommodation... What are you waiting for more? - Work? 59 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:25,885 It's better not to talk they don't care about food and accommodation: they want money! 60 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,608 - Okay, we'll give it to him. - If not let's get one of those girls... 61 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:35,043 - One of those English girls who study in the city. It might be an idea. - Bad idea. 62 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,404 - Why? They are girls from excellent families. - If it were, we would stay at home. 63 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:44,082 - To knit. You have the ideas of two centuries ago. - Attention is never too much. 64 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,488 As usual! Do you know what we do? You take care of it. 65 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:52,367 It will be fine, I will talk to Father Girolamo. He will send me the right person. 66 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,802 - Yes, but I don't want nuns in the house. - I'm here! 67 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,842 - Oh, are you here already? - Sorry I'm late. 68 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:02,249 These days I am studying a new technique... 69 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,204 ...... of supervision! 70 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:11,324 In Cyrenaica, during an assault, I gave the order to the batteries to set the level to zero. 71 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,729 When the enemy appeared I made a historic decision... 72 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:20,721 ...and I ordered: "Prepare" ! 73 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,685 - Who is this girl? - He's my friend, grandpa! 74 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,688 Is he a man?! 75 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,441 and when the enemy approached, I ordered: �Fire!�. 76 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,609 Boom, boom,...! 77 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,844 The usual excellent and abundant rye. 78 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:50,006 who are you A man of science? A poet? A thinker? standing! 79 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:55,641 - Right! Did you join the army? - No. 80 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,082 Sit down. 81 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:04,608 These young people have more hair in mind than brain. Shoot to zero! 82 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:10,204 Cut everything. Trim everything. Laugh ... Go! 83 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,130 What bad taste! How disgusting! 84 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,640 In Africa they eat much better. 85 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,851 - I am in your hands. - Don't worry, Ms. Leti�ia, we will find the right person. 86 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,601 Tell him, Don Giralamo, the boy is so reserved, so shy... 87 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,530 - I know, I know - I know him well, he is a dear son. 88 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:38,770 - We need a person who can't vote And patient. - Yes, understanding. 89 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,725 - I will make you a donation for the new bell. - This is not the case, you have already done so much for us. 90 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:47,209 - Please, I'll take care of it. Thank you. - If you really ... 91 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:52,800 It was May 24. No, it wasn't 24, it was 21. 92 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,606 It wasn't even in May, it was in february. 93 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:01,806 When General Rommel called me to join my Arditi division... 94 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,810 to attack the British near El Nofilia ... 95 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:10,609 ... 120-125 kilometers, southeast of Sirte, 96 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,371 ...in Africa, of course. 97 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,129 What a battle! 98 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,529 His Majesty the King himself he sent me a telegram saying: ... 99 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:25,522 ..."Bravo". For everyone's sake I order you to return to your homeland. 100 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:29,610 What a fascinating story. I never get tired of listening to it. 101 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,326 Eh, my dear, maybe someday I will write my memoirs. 102 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,130 The sun rises freely in the sky... 103 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,242 I answer. 104 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,527 Hello? 105 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:50,126 Oh, Don Girolamo, how are you? tell me 106 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,605 Good 107 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,849 Woman? Would have preferred a man. 108 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,090 - Donation for the bell. - No, I refuse! 109 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:10,040 If he is a trustworthy person... I promised him! 110 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:14,244 No! In addition to the foreign language teacher, do I have to pay the priest too? 111 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:21,643 Don Girolamo, let her come and thank her superior mothers. It was a nice one. 112 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,162 Thank you, see you don Girolamo. 113 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:43,964 As usual! That way of my sister stole the magazines. 114 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,808 Not-damn. 115 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,088 - Agnese, are you done upstairs? - Yes. - Let's check. 116 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:37,881 - So, everything is fine? - But yes, that's it Good. - Yes... Nothing is missing... I think. 117 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:42,608 - By the way! Did you remember the dish? - For flowers? 118 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:48,522 - No flowers. A bowl with a handle... - Ah, the toilet. Yes, it's there. - Okay. 119 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:54,010 A person teaches old, she will have her needs... 120 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,886 He can't walk at night. Well, let's go. 121 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,401 - Good morning. - Good morning. You are welcome. 122 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:57,446 - I was sent by Mother Superior - Yes. 123 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,324 - Is this my student? - Yes, he is, Michelle. 124 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,284 It must be given in October the rest in French and English. 125 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:09,123 - But I thought it was a child. - He is very developed, but he is still a child. 126 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,369 Ma... ma�! I am 21 years old. 127 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:19,644 Okay, Michelle, we'll get down to business tomorrow. With a little will, we will succeed. 128 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:24,163 Foreign languages ​​are not difficult. we will start with the pronunciation. 129 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,761 French is a sweet language. 130 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,771 English, on the other hand, it is less refined, more essential. 131 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:36,365 That's the way it is, that's the way it is, but maybe it's better talk about it later, now she wants to rest. 132 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,847 - Yes, thank you. - If you want to come with me, I'll show you the room. 133 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,402 This way. You over there! 134 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:57,722 - Here's the newspaper, colonel. - Let's see where he might need my advice. 135 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:03,529 - Come on. I present to him my father. Colonel Trumpeter. - delighted. 136 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,961 Delighted, miss. 137 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:13,370 Michelle has always had difficulties with foreign languages due to a speech impediment. 138 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,562 It's b�l�b�l�it. 139 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,410 I have solved more difficult cases than this. 140 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,609 - Michelle, do you speak English? - Yes. 141 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,325 Do you prefer French or English? 142 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,409 Michelle, tell the teacher something. 143 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:35,287 - my-my... - He is a bit shy, he needs to be encouraged. 144 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,324 I like both. 145 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,409 Well done Michelle, I love them too. 146 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,883 - Good? - Hi, it's me, dear. But how are you still at the office? 147 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,287 It's late, it's 9:00 p.m., when are you coming? 148 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,564 I'm busy, I'm very busy. Pigs arriving, pigs leaving... 149 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:16,370 - Go to dinner, I'll come later. - It's not about who, we have problems. 150 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,051 What? Did your father start other wars? 151 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,924 What does my father have to do with this? It's about the teacher. 152 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:27,888 - Has he arrived? - Yes, unfortunately he arrived, but i think it won't work for michelle... 153 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,651 I think it's not good. 154 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,923 Why can't it be good? Don Girolamo recommended it to him. 155 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,885 I don't know how to tell him, but I have a feeling that for Michelle it's too much... 156 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:42,528 "how to say... In a way...too youthful. 157 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,811 Okay, I'll talk to him and we'll make a decision. 158 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:53,165 Okay dear, see you later. Come back soon. Good night. 159 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,885 Goodbye. 160 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,487 What a situation! 161 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:45,441 A�a. "a healthy mind in a healthy body. 162 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,362 One, two, three... 163 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,445 grandpa what are you doing Be careful not to hurt yourself. 164 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,442 Hello? Sir, give me sir please 165 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,165 - Immediately, Mrs. Leti�ia. - Thank you. 166 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,327 - What is it? - Sir, the wife is on the phone. 167 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,523 Okay, give me the link. 168 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,882 - Yes? - Did you see her? It won't work, will it? 169 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,084 - What are you talking about? - About the teacher! 170 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,168 No, I didn't see her. 171 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:42,525 I know you saw her this morning from the window. I think Don Girolamo has gone mad. 172 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,643 It was definitely gymnastic, not linguistic. 173 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,730 Darling, stop, don't talk nonsense. We can't fire her. 174 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:54,846 No, that's simply not the case! Michelle he needs these lessons. Clear? 175 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,962 Bye, bye, bye. 176 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,087 If my wife calls again, tell him that I'm out. 177 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:11,282 I, on the other hand, am convinced that it is good in every way! 178 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,484 Yes, but he's too young she's too pretty, she wouldn't want Michelle... 179 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:20,287 Act like a man? Promote him on the field, my dear. 180 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,602 - Good morning! - Good morning! - How is the boy? - Very good! 181 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:29,680 - To say that he has a lot of predisposition. - Well, let's hope... - I'm delighted! 182 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:37,525 For starters... it would be good to correct the pronunciation immediately. 183 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,451 Grammar is also important�, but the pronunciation is much more important. 184 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,246 How to move your lips, tongue, mouth... 185 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:51,128 For example, in English, the article is just a matter of language. 186 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,049 Look... 187 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,606 "The". "The". 188 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,169 "The". 189 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,487 - "The". - "The". Did you understand? 190 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,171 Try with me: look. Look here. 191 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,171 - See? A�a... "The". - "The". 192 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,568 - "The". - "The". 193 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,682 - "The". - "The". 194 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,761 - "The". - "The"... 195 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,124 "The"... 196 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,447 ok ok ok... 197 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,609 My dear, I'll come to you right away. Shall we drink something? 198 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,804 - With pleasure, thank you. - Agnes, a drink, please! 199 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:34,161 As I said, the best system for Michelle, is the practical method. 200 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:38,808 - Yes, yes. - They must feel at home as if in Paris or London. 201 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:44,051 - It's the only way to get something into his head. - Don't worry, I'll do my best. 202 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:48,927 I wish I could help you... Thank you, Agnes, I'll serve. 203 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,681 ... but not my business Give me time, don't you understand? 204 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,167 I have a food company which is the pride of the country. 205 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,249 He would tell him otherwise how to learn foreign languages ... 206 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,205 With modesty, I have a long experience staff with foreign languages ... 207 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,006 ...less with the mother tongue, Italian. 208 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:11,887 From a young age, in Cesenatico, I studied a little Swedish, a little Finnish... 209 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,527 ... and it also seems a little German to me, a little bit of everything! 210 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,166 - Congratulations, good! - Yes... 211 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,369 - Does he like my garden? - It is very beautiful. 212 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:28,167 - One hundred million, without plants... - Oh, yes... 213 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,285 Do you see that island? My dream is to build a house. 214 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,644 - A rest house for porcinologists. - What did you say, sorry? 215 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,321 �Porcinologists�, you bastards! 216 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,445 One of these days, I'll take you to visit my farm, you will see amazing things, ... 217 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,767 fabulous, I assure you! 218 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:55,129 - really? - There is nothing more interesting than a pig farm, believe me, miss. 219 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:07,127 - Hello? - Hello, love, who were you talking to? 220 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,369 With the boss, that broken man! 221 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,200 It keeps modifying my project. 222 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,210 Well, it's not bad. how are you 223 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,723 A big effort is needed with the boy. 224 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,810 If it weren't for that pile of money who will give it to me, to have already left everything. 225 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,083 - When are you coming back to me? - does he miss me? 226 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,762 really? 227 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:40,009 Now I can't. �First the duty, then the pleasure�. 228 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,520 goodbye Soon. 229 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,367 Goodbye dear.. 230 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,482 goodbye 231 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,927 Get ready! 232 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,921 First! The second! 233 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,964 Lunge! There! Touched, touched! 234 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,207 - Good morning! - Good, good. 235 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:14,280 - What, you don't do gymnastics this morning��? - No, I can't, I'm tired today. 236 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,325 A little food is good, keeps you, as they say, in shape! 237 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,011 I know, but I have to do my lessons. 238 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,761 where is michelle I looked for it All over the house, but I can't find him. 239 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,882 Michelle? 240 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,410 - I think I know where to find him. - Oh yes? 241 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,569 Follow me! After me! Quick! 242 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,721 Aha, so these were the "cats"? 243 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,322 I'll be damned! I don't understand, grandfather is a... pervert? 244 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,525 The movements of the enemy! 245 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,608 and what moves! 246 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,484 Great maneuvers! Yes... 247 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:10,727 - Here is the traitor! what are you doing - But, grandfather ... - This place is reserved for the headquarters! 248 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,411 Little ones... 249 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,322 - Is it good around here? - Of course! 250 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,968 - This way ? - Dr-right ahead. 251 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,726 Enough, let's stop here. 252 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,326 I have helped you, madam 253 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,005 - I'm tired. - Who says it! 254 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:08,003 - How wonderful is it here? - I-I just told him. 255 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,166 - But it's not a good place to study. - F-very appropriate! 256 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,808 At least there is no one to spy on you. 257 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:24,210 - We need some relaxation, right? - No, you have to study! You must repeat. 258 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,164 Do you want to take this little bouquet to Mirella? 259 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,044 Do you want to take this little bouquet to Mirella? 260 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,208 Come on, come on. 261 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,564 You ... you who �will lead� ... You who "will lead" ... 262 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,810 You may not be able to tell a whole sentence? It is unthinkable! 263 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,640 You who carry a little... 264 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:49,163 Listen, Michelle, if you don't have Goodbye, we won't do anything. 265 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,728 - My heart is breaking! - Michelle, how do you speak? 266 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,242 No, no, we won't get any results. 267 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,720 Do you want to take this little bouquet to Mirella? 268 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,242 Do you want to take this little bouquet to Mirella? 269 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,762 Do you want to take this little bouquet to Mirella? 270 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,247 This is the way to learn the language, right? 271 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,766 You, glorious old uniform, Today you will be the first colonel. 272 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,684 Battalion ... watch out! 273 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,722 Present the weapon! 274 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,084 honey you learn too much it should come out a little. 275 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,044 Listen to dad, go for a walk. 276 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,484 - P-I prefer to r-r-stay at home. - Home ... Okay, do what you want. 277 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,411 As I said, my dear, In my company everything is going well. 278 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,240 - am I trying to say something? - Agnes, make us some coffee. - Immediately... 279 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:31,446 But I have a problem, In close connection with foreign languages. 280 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:37,522 If one of these days you could come at the office to help me, to be happy. 281 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,086 Sure, with pleasure. 282 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,569 - Mom, can I go out for ten minutes? - No, go to bed, it's too late. 283 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:49,447 - Let her live her life! - These young people, dear lady... 284 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:54,202 In ten minutes we'll see you at the usual place. 285 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,322 Bye! 286 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:02,564 - Can I count on your cooperation? - Of course. 287 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,444 By the way, how's Michelle doing? 288 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,565 - I have a new method, it is making great progress. - Glory be to God. 289 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:14,527 - Good evening, my dears. is everything ok - And did you wear the uniform from Caporetto? 290 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,804 - and she withdrew. 291 00:30:16,810 --> 00:30:18,804 - What jokes! - Or the belly has expanded! 292 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,002 Don't be upset. 293 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,523 - Did she really fight in Caporetto? - Of course! 294 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,881 Me? 295 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,249 - What do you want? - You have the spirit of a sneaky and sinister deserter! 296 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,966 - One of these days I will sentence you to death. - How do you eat after that? 297 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,924 Your food spoiled me! 298 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:46,205 Pork for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Pig! Pig! Pig! 299 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,723 Look at yourself in the mirror. And your wife, she's like a barrel. 300 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:55,846 - When he was weak, he was like a cane! - I was thin... 301 00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,444 - I find you in splendid shape, colonel. - Modest, miss, class of '94! 302 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,689 On May 24th... 303 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:09,169 On February 21, I ordered, as colonel, The Arditi Division, with General Rommel... 304 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,807 Sorry, weren't you a lieutenant colonel? 305 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,370 - Did they promote you by mail? - No! On the battlefield! 306 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:25,362 It was a historic battle! the sand, the rain, the camels... a mess! 307 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,291 Men set the pace. �But what do they do,� marking the time �?� 308 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,800 I don't care about order! 309 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:39,008 I launched the troops to the assault with screams of ferocious beasts! The enemy was afraid! 310 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,045 - Hello? - The howl, like a roar Terrible, it rang out in the desert. 311 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,322 - Wait. - Come on, my warriors! 312 00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:47,580 - Colonel, on the phone! - Long live Rome! 313 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,240 On the phone. 314 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,569 - It's General Bassettoni. - For me? - Of course 315 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,170 Excuse me. 316 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,362 Allow me, madam. 317 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,008 Hello? 318 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,726 Colonel Trombatore on the phone. At your command! 319 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,721 The usual encrypted message? 320 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:25,241 No, from the sound of the voice I realized it's for you. 321 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,606 Come on, I repeat. "I'm looking at my chest." 322 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:38,330 I'm looking at your chest. I'm looking at your chest. 323 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,569 Repeat well. 324 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,729 I'm looking at your chest. 325 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,366 I'm looking at your chest. 326 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:59,570 Well done, it's fine. I know you do great progress, but don't overdo it. 327 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,927 Hello! 328 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,167 Well done! Good morning! 329 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,841 We're making progress, aren't we? We also study on Sundays. 330 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,771 Michelle, do me a favor. I'm out of games, go get some. 331 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,486 And if you're still going, take my newspaper And stop by the pharmacy. 332 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:23,686 - No rush, yes? Here are my car keys. - But... - Go. 333 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,649 Am I disturbing? 334 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,046 Damn it! 335 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,846 - Allow me? Can I offer you a cigarette? - No thanks. But you didn't run out? 336 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,407 Oh, yes... in a way. 337 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,331 Madam, I want to make you a proposal. 338 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,888 I found that your method, to say so... 339 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,970 You're kind of hot. Don't you have a fever? 340 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,608 Yes, no doubt, you are hot. 341 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,688 Do you feel the fever there? 342 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,362 - Why, where is the fever felt? - No, there. 343 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,482 excuse me 344 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:19,287 Sir, I need something. I can't sleep. 345 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,721 - Why are you telling me this? - If we still met... 346 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,411 I have an obsession. How to say... 347 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:29,002 A kind of obsession, a fixed idea. Do you understand me, miss? 348 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,765 Go to sleep. 349 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,690 - But, sir, what do I do with the "obsession"? - Go to sleep! 350 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,088 - Sir, are you leaving? - I know what his obsession is! 351 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,761 - Come on in! - Sure, sure. 352 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,449 Come, my dear, look what a show. Look how my boys eat. 353 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,886 To me they are like children. educate, respect Little colleagues. 354 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,647 - Nice, right? - The one over there is beautiful. - Which one? 355 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,048 That's Coco, a breed champion. 356 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,802 As you can see, a sea of ham and salami. 357 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,242 Beautiful, isn't it? 358 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,928 - What about the one with the ribbon? - It's Fanny, a female. 359 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,928 A sow. 360 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:20,569 Miss "Slut" 1975. 361 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,523 How nice it is! 362 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,026 With so many males around, you leave it always alone�? 363 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,726 This is good! 364 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:34,886 I named her Fanny in memory a great courtesan from 1300. 365 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,043 - By the way, what is his first name? - Pamela. 366 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,643 - Beautiful. 367 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,162 Pamela, in these moments I'm not really interested in pigs. 368 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,000 Only you, you... Only you, Pamela... 369 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,203 - I want to leave. - I'm coming with you. 370 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,208 Damn... 371 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,168 Colonel, what are you doing? This is the teacher's bathroom. 372 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,764 what are you saying Are you sure? An orientation error. 373 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,887 - Let's agree that study is important. - Correct! 374 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,605 But, I have to take the exam. 375 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,087 - If you allow me, I also want to promote. - No. If you allow me, I'm here too.. 376 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,327 From today I also take foreign language lessons. 377 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,761 Apart from the fact that you could have a heart attack. 378 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,930 - Only Michelle and I take lessons. - Then you want war. 379 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,601 - Good morning everyone. - Good morning. 380 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,601 - We were waiting for you. 381 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,248 - We are ready, miss. - I'm not giving meditations today, I'm sorry. 382 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,806 I received a call from home. 383 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:36,402 I have to leave immediately my brother is not feeling very well. 384 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,171 This is my fee so far. 385 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,849 Sir, could you lend me some your car today? 386 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,169 What a figure you are, you can have everything that is mine 387 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,125 - Thank you. See you tomorrow. - Goodbye. 388 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,486 In front of me...the fee. 389 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,046 I repeat, please. 390 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,689 What a wonderful panorama. 391 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,648 It's wonderful. 392 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,684 It's true, it's wonderful. 393 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:16,203 I look at �forms�. It is a very beautiful sight. 394 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,881 I'm looking at your pig. I would like your pig. 395 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,526 - How did you say? - "Pig". 396 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,326 - Piglet. - "Pigs"! 397 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,002 Me, "pig"? Yes, pig. But �cochon� means pig. 398 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:36,604 - What are you doing? is everything ok - "Good, Miss. Good". 399 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,888 How do you say ``mu�c'' in French? 400 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,251 Move! instead of her tongue... mine is enough. 401 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,487 Eh... You're a bastard! 402 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,001 Good morning dears! 403 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,328 Study, study, I don't want to disturb. 404 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,648 "This sudden passion for foreign languages intrigue me a little.'" 405 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,365 - I think we managed to get it right. - Yes, it looks like me. 406 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,086 That's what it would be like, to give it a try. Close the hood. 407 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:17,160 - Hi, Alfredo. - Hello, Michelle! how are you Are you okay? 408 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:21,725 - Well, it's not bad, thanks. - I was thinking of calling you. 409 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,369 - I heard you have a girl visiting - Yes, a teacher. 410 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,529 Yes, teacher, that's what everyone is talking about. 411 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,724 From what they say it should be a �goodness�. 412 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,971 - It's... wonderful. - Lucky, you can "brand". A cigar? 413 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:47,281 - No, I don't smoke. - You're doing well. I should stop too, but I can't. 414 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:52,360 Listen, the countess has a new girl. We're going there 415 00:44:52,400 --> 00:45:00,330 - She is only 16 years old from Bolognese. are you coming - Oh... good. 416 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,169 A-is that b-bolognese? 417 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,966 - It's not bad, is it? - No, no, she's not bad. 418 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,804 - Come on, go. - F-hot, right? - Good luck. 419 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:42,009 Listen, you better go first. 420 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,487 No, come on, move! Be brave. go 421 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:51,050 - No, no... You better go.. - Okay, then I'll go. 422 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,928 Well, how was it? 423 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,700 - It's the end of the world, you'll see for yourself. - Oh, yes? 424 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,601 - Go, go. 425 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,409 Is it possible? 426 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,411 Come in, come in, boy. A moment and I'm ready. 427 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,920 What's your name? 428 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,608 My name is Michelle. 429 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,042 Michelle as Archangel! why are you here 430 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,845 Curiosity! 431 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,071 Don't tell me it's the first time How old are you? 432 00:47:51,091 --> 00:47:52,771 Twenty one 433 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,202 Come in, Michelino, I'm all yours! 434 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,244 - Come on? - How big you are! 435 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:06,320 - Come on, once! - Are you Bolognese? 436 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,490 - What are you doing? - No, No, No! 437 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,490 - But why are you doing this! - Are you a moth? 438 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,966 Come on, undress! 439 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,721 - Come on, I'll undress you! - Tickle me! - Stay still! 440 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,650 - No. I don't want! - Where are you running? Come here! 441 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,685 What did you come here for? 442 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,564 - No. I don't want! - Don't you want to? 443 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,922 Come here, I'll have fun! Don't eat yourself! 444 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,567 I'm sorry, they played a joke on me! 445 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:28,282 "What a beautiful young man!" 446 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,608 come 447 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,605 Come here! 448 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,209 No, nothing happened to me. 449 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,449 Can you introduce me to the famous teacher? 450 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:32,281 Well, his name is A-Alfredo. He is a friend of mine. 451 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:36,405 There is a lot of talk about you. But you are more beautiful than they say. 452 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:41,207 - I'm serious, you know? - You are very gallant. 453 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:45,802 U-an athlete shouldn't go to bed early? 454 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:51,768 By the way, will you come to class tomorrow? I hope you will support me. 455 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:56,571 - Are you coming too? - Of course. 456 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,083 I run in the fourth course I rely on you. 457 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:04,125 ... at the most interesting competitions of the motor sports calendar. 458 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:07,721 Cars have different displacements they are racing or street. 459 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,845 149 continues to lead the race ... 460 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:53,483 He was the best, he won! Let's go meet him. Let's go and greet him. 461 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,682 Let's go and congratulate him. 462 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,088 - Congratulations! - Well done, a fantastic course. 463 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,522 - A kiss! - Wonderful! Congratulations. 464 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,924 - Wait a minute.. - What do you want? 465 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:42,885 You have to stop... you do it with all my friends. 466 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,367 And you shouldn't interfere in my business.. 467 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:53,803 Now with pi-pi...the batch. 468 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:58,641 - You are a whore. - You are one who remains a virgin. 469 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:05,450 - If I'm a virgin it's my business. - Aha ... this is just my job. 470 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,567 - What do you want? - A cognac. 471 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:26,403 - Hello, Alfredo. - Hello, Michelle. 472 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,570 What important thing did you have to tell me? 473 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:35,447 It's not easy, it's a delicate matter. 474 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:40,884 But what do you have? I see you strangely. You have a sad face. Did you experience something? 475 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,641 The teacher destroys me. 476 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:51,409 - With lessons? - But what lessons? Three ... three ... three ... - Three times a day? 477 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:56,241 Thirteen times a day! Never get tired. 478 01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,126 I need you to help me get rid of this. 479 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:04,529 - Willingly, but how? - Come to the mansion tonight. 480 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:09,248 Wait for me at the gate, I'll let you in inside and I'll take you to her room... 481 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:15,128 ...�while you pull it, I will come, and I will make a scene. 482 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,731 But I have a beard! 483 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:21,321 What do you think he's going to look at? 484 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:45,291 - It was about time, I thought you wouldn't appear anymore. - Speak slowly, I can hear you. 485 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,687 come 486 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,242 Follow me. 487 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,285 This is the teacher's room. 488 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:17,970 Look, I'm going there and when they arrive, you ... �jump on it�! 489 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,482 Then I do the scene. 490 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:45,644 - A ho�! - Who is it? who is there - Follow him! - Help! - A ho�! 491 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,126 What a bastard! 492 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,401 what is it 493 01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,488 Let me take the gun! 494 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,366 Wait! Stop or I'll shoot! 495 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:05,491 - "To hell with you"! - On you! 496 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,767 Help! 497 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,407 - What happened dear? Who fired? - There was a man here! - Incredible! 498 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:19,762 - Let me help you Who knows what scare must have been taken! - What are you doing here? 499 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:24,124 - Leave her alone, I'll take care of the lady! - Actually... - Thank you, ma'am. What a fright. 500 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,528 The enemy has fled, the mansion is safe. 501 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:32,282 - Who is this? - It's your daughter! - Are you sure? I don't think so. 502 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:36,882 If he had a machine gun.. Ta-ta-ta-ta! 503 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,491 excuse me 504 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:37,287 - How much does it cost? - Your Petru, it's free, sir. 505 01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,800 It's too expensive. 506 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,209 Look at this... I hope you'll come inside. 507 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,286 - Good morning, miss. - Good morning. 508 01:09:56,320 --> 01:10:00,484 He wants that pair of burgundy shoes, Charrier model. - Immediately. - Number 37. 509 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,320 Giovanni, Charrier model, bordeaux, number 37. 510 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,721 Do we try the left one? 511 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,687 "What a blessing"... 512 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,605 - What are you doing here? - Whoa... 513 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:35,885 I see, you're wasting your time as usual, instead of studying. 514 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:40,323 I do some shopping and come back at the villa. Go home. go Go... 515 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:49,643 Listen, do you think you're taking me "for a fool"? You bastard! 516 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,890 - But... - No, no, no... - It was a joke. 517 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,287 A joke? Damn joke! 518 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,241 Well done! Now you fuck yourself. 519 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:22,682 I don't want her to talk badly about her! I don't want! 520 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:26,247 - But I will kill him for it! - Come on, come on, Michelle! Keep calm. 521 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,442 Poor you... 522 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,242 Michelle, take a look at this version. 523 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,886 What happened? 524 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:06,651 We are close to the exam, you can't forget everything. 525 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,411 I was thinking about something else. 526 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:14,480 But why did you still meditate, if you don't remember anything. 527 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,842 I feel... I feel sad. 528 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:24,362 Are you worried about exams... or is there something else? 529 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:29,406 What do I care about exams? There are more important things in life. 530 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,202 Things that cannot wait. 531 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:39,802 - I understand, but... - I fell in love with you. 532 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:48,091 - I really fell in love. - Michelle... 533 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:59,849 - Teresa, what are you doing there? - Mom, what's with these holes in the door? 534 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:04,363 - How should I know? Probably from termites - Hmm, termites..... 535 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:09,964 - Termites! You mean giant termites - Go to sleep.. 536 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:31,640 Do you know what I discovered? You are the "termite" who punched the door. Confess! 537 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:36,607 Yes, I am, but please don't tell anyone, my dignity as a soldier is at stake. 538 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:44,684 I won't say it, but I need new clothes of expensive perfumes... 539 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:48,361 ... for a relative to accompany me to the cinema when necessary. 540 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:51,682 - Otherwise I degrade you! - On the battlefield? 541 01:14:51,682 --> 01:14:55,682 - in the garden. - No, never this! 542 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,760 Did he not like it? 543 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,851 - Teresa, let's go. - Immediately. 544 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,563 Please come in. With pleasure. 545 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:35,929 These romantic movies are not for me. No shots, no deaths... 546 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:41,808 - Another time... don't make mistakes. - He is perfectly right. 547 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:45,367 Violence keeps us awake. 548 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:17,530 - Are you sure he won't wake up? - Not even with cannon fire. 549 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,400 Children, what happened? 550 01:17:55,920 --> 01:18:00,289 - Why did we stop here? - The distributor. But I fixed it. 551 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:04,245 Bravo. I didn't know how good are you at engines? 552 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,888 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning. 553 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,887 - A French treat. - Please come in. 554 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:29,601 Francois, please make me beautiful. As beautiful as an Apollo. 555 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:33,087 Light tone, delicate ... 556 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,287 my joy... 557 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:51,564 What a beautiful dream... 558 01:18:55,080 --> 01:19:00,325 Love me and let yourself be loved. Why don't you leave my girlfriend? 559 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,727 Oh, what will he do to her! 560 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:05,411 Come closer... 561 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:14,922 Let's run away together. Make me your toy. 562 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:18,248 Yes! 563 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:20,442 "Poponarule" ! 564 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:37,451 Enemy on the horizon. 565 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,960 The bastard. 566 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:49,804 You are powdered and perfumed, as the bitch of the regiment. 567 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:54,801 When you smelled like pigs, you had a certain personality. 568 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,481 Colonel, instead of minding my business, did you read the newspaper 569 01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:03,890 - The newspaper? - Yes, signs of war. - War? - War. - Where? 570 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:08,562 - A little everywhere! - I will go to headquarters immediately. 571 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:14,209 For me, my warriors! To arms! Let's go! 572 01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:17,767 573 01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:28,123 Prepare the shipment of 600 pieces And make sure they leave today. 574 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:32,529 - Please. - Immediately, sir. 575 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:36,087 - Is there something wrong? - Nothing... 576 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,851 Ah, well, well, I'm glad. I'm glad! 577 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:44,250 Excuse me, I'm looking for domnul Aristide Tocchetti. 578 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:47,648 - Please go up to the first floor. - Thank you. 579 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,286 What a view... 580 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:13,162 - Okay sir. - Sir, I'm looking for you, madam. teachera Bonaccia 581 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:17,285 - Yes, yes, of course, let her pass. - Okay. - See you later. 582 01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:32,248 - Allow me? - Welcome, my dear intruder! 583 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:35,329 - If I bother you... - How to disturb... 584 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,886 Feel at home. I waited for you. 585 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:42,050 Of course, I'm very busy... Two thousand heads here, three thousand there... 586 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:45,323 - These pigs... - I came for translations. 587 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:49,126 Ah yes, the translations. Translate this for me. 588 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:59,248 - They're just numbers. - Well, it will be easier. 589 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:04,047 - Actually, I didn't call you for these... - I don't understand, explain to me. 590 01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:07,050 Since we are talking about numbers, if it's about money... 591 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:11,324 Three hundred thousand, one million, two million ... three million! 592 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:15,001 - All my pigs, my house, everything you want... - Let me go! 593 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:18,487 - and my new coat, miss! Give me a price, please! - Hands down! 594 01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,923 - Give me a price! - I am not for sale! 595 01:22:20,933 --> 01:22:22,923 - I'm willing... - stop it! 596 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:28,480 - What did I do wrong? - Pig! 597 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,327 Let's go 598 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,928 This way. 599 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,204 - Please "my dear". - God... 600 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,648 - Damn, how cold! - It's a cold of a thousand points. 601 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:39,447 Details: if Michelle will be able to take it this degree, without delays, starts immediately. 602 01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:44,202 - Preferably in the regiment 3 mountain hunters. - No, I need my son in the company. 603 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:49,326 I intend to give some advice to a person and to reform him verbally. 604 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:54,605 - Do you want to make him a deserter? Deserter and swineherd? - Better a rich pig than a crazy colonel. 605 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:58,122 - What are you saying? - What a shame! 40 centuries of history follow you! 606 01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:01,482 You know how much I care of the 40 centuries that look at me? 607 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,763 Four thousand years of history and it doesn't matter? 608 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,989 - Here's Michelle! - What did you do? 609 01:26:06,999 --> 01:26:09,089 - Promoted! Promoted! - Good boy! 610 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:12,966 - I succeeded! "I finished them"! - Give me a hug! 611 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:18,450 - Mom, are you happy? - Stop stuttering! - I hug you, Michelle, bravo, bravo! 612 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:26,410 If you stop stuttering, you will be a mountain hunter. 613 01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:29,683 - Where is the teacher? - He left a few hours ago. 614 01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:33,770 He said he was sending her his best thoughts. He was sure you would get away with it. 615 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:38,966 He said, ``That boy knows how to do it,'' my method never fails. 616 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,611 I'm hungry, honey, when do we stop? 617 01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:02,804 - I'll take you to eat at "Dal Contandino". It's a wonderful restaurant. 618 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,605 - Do you want? - It's fine for me. 619 01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:13,171 Note, please. 620 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,129 Good luck! 621 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:25,084 We can't complain my project went well. 622 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:29,569 With your meditations I solved it almost all our problems. 623 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:36,966 If I were given the same opportunity sign me up again. 624 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:45,889 It was a real luck to meet such a family? 625 01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:51,842 I only feel sorry for Michelle. He is a very good boy. 626 01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:54,770 So shy, reserved... 627 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,007 You are so sweet, dear... 628 01:27:57,040 --> 01:28:00,886 I always said that you are good with boys. 629 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,762 Let's ask this boy. 630 01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:26,761 Sorry, you know where... Do you know where Lorenzini Street is? 631 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,485 S-s-strada Lorenzini? 632 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,486 It's impossible! 633 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:40,246 Good people, what are you doing? That was not the end. 634 01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:42,681 Come on, change it! Change it! 635 01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:53,127 Let's ask this boy. 636 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:57,484 Sorry, do you know where Lorenzini Street is? 637 01:28:57,520 --> 01:29:02,321 - Lorenzini Street? Yes, it's close to my house, I can drive you, I have a car. 638 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,360 what are you doing tonight Are you alone?