1 00:00:03,301 --> 00:00:05,801 [snoring] 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:09,333 [Spider-Man] Observe, the post villain-beat-down power sleep. 3 00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:12,233 Ah, doesn't get better than this... 4 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:16,267 Look at the bliss on my face, and burn it into your minds. 5 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:19,200 It all goes bye-bye when my alarm rings for school. 6 00:00:19,233 --> 00:00:21,200 [alarm buzzes] [sighs] 7 00:00:21,233 --> 00:00:23,033 [snoring] 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,233 Huh? 9 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:31,233 [groans] 10 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:32,400 Open up and get 'em, sleepy head. 11 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:34,400 Ultimate Skrull robot thingees attacking! 12 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:37,067 Can't hold 'em off! Game over, man! 13 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:39,100 - Huh, who, what? - Game over! 14 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:40,233 Ow! 15 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:43,133 Hang in there, Nova. 16 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:47,167 Okay, give me coordinates, status, maybe some O.J. 17 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,300 D'oh! 18 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:53,367 I'm coming. 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,467 Oh! 20 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,367 Huh? 21 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,233 [laughter] 22 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:04,000 - Tell me you got that Nova. - Totally got it, Power Man. 23 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:06,233 Copy me? It'll be an early Christmas present. 24 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,067 Call me Santa Claus. 25 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,433 Ho-ho-ho. 26 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:12,300 Mature. The maturist. 27 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,367 Shouldn't you be at school? Or dead? 28 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,400 No school, Spidey. Snow day. 29 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,000 Snow day? 30 00:01:19,033 --> 00:01:21,200 Did you get up extra early just to torture me? 31 00:01:21,233 --> 00:01:26,167 That was a fringe benefit. We're actually here to pick you up. 32 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,133 - Pick me up for what, White Tiger? - Agent Coulson's orders. 33 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:32,233 Since school's cancelled, I've scheduled some "extra credit." 34 00:01:32,267 --> 00:01:35,367 Report to SHIELD station I.C.E. for winter survival training. 35 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,033 Snow camping, avalanche preparedness, 36 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:41,000 blizzard trekking, ice water scuba diving. 37 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:43,167 Your transport is waiting. 38 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,233 So we get the day off 'cause of snow... 39 00:01:45,267 --> 00:01:48,100 then we gotta go work out... in more snow? 40 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:50,967 It's a "mandatory team building exercise." 41 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,033 [Spider-Man] And what do you know? 42 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:02,200 One hour and thirteen minutes later, 43 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:05,967 it was so long snow day, hello paradise. 44 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,100 I can't believe Nova did something right for a change. 45 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:11,933 And that has me worried. 46 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,367 Ha-ha. Awesome! 47 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,200 Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. 48 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:21,100 - Woo! Not bad. - I have found harmony. 49 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:24,667 We're gonna get in trouble. That's all I'm saying. 50 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,033 But at least we'll be warm. 51 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,000 Paradise! 52 00:02:31,033 --> 00:02:33,133 How'd you guys ever find this place? 53 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:35,033 This one's all Sam. 54 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,300 He said he found it in the SHIELD database. 55 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:40,033 Yeah, filed under "classy." 56 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:42,100 If Coulson squawks, I'll just tell him 57 00:02:42,101 --> 00:02:44,133 I accidentally entered the wrong coordinates. 58 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:48,233 Do the math. Snow day plus tropical island 59 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:51,300 is greater than or equal to the wrath of Coulson. 60 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,666 [Sam] Woo hoo! 61 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:58,000 Come on in, guys. 62 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,233 [laughter] 63 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:03,000 [laughter and chatter] 64 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:15,200 It's paradise. What could possibly happen? 65 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:32,583 [sighs] Ah... 66 00:03:32,617 --> 00:03:35,617 There is no beauty like that of unspoiled nature. 67 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:38,650 Why would a place like this be in SHIELD's database? 68 00:03:38,683 --> 00:03:41,617 I bet it's Fury's super-spy secret hideaway. 69 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:44,435 Hay what do you suppose he does here? 70 00:03:47,383 --> 00:03:49,483 Hulk go lowest there is. 71 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,417 [growls] 72 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,483 [all] Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 73 00:03:56,517 --> 00:04:01,350 Ugh! Let's not ask questions we don't want answers to. Just enjoy. 74 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:11,283 Hey! That's my math homework. 75 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,417 Heh-heh. 76 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,283 Hey, over here! 77 00:04:18,317 --> 00:04:20,250 Go long! 78 00:04:21,283 --> 00:04:23,383 Oof! 79 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:25,250 My bad. 80 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:32,450 Time out! Who's harshing my montage? 81 00:04:32,483 --> 00:04:33,583 What's wrong? 82 00:04:33,617 --> 00:04:35,217 Well... 83 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:39,250 Hey, Spidey sense here! Tingling! Tingle tingle? 84 00:04:39,283 --> 00:04:42,517 [Sam] Ah, probably just guilt-trippin' over ditchin' on Coulson. 85 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,517 How 'bout a butt whuppin' to get you over it? 86 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,217 You're on. 87 00:04:49,383 --> 00:04:52,383 Okay, rules of the game. No one uses their powers. 88 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,583 [grunts] Oh! 89 00:04:54,617 --> 00:04:57,283 Mine! 90 00:04:57,317 --> 00:05:00,183 Ah! What happened to no powers? 91 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,550 I said no powers. Not no skills. 92 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,550 A thing can only be that which it is. 93 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:10,450 Ya! 94 00:05:10,483 --> 00:05:12,383 Great, it rolled into the jungle. 95 00:05:12,417 --> 00:05:16,117 Hold onto your helmet, Sam. The next spike has your name on it. 96 00:05:18,383 --> 00:05:22,583 [howling wind] 97 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:25,217 Huh? 98 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,517 This isn't creepy at all. 99 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:29,550 Good thing I'm not the nervous type. 100 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,550 [howling continues] 101 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,350 [grunts] 102 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:38,117 [low growls] 103 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,117 [screaming] 104 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:41,917 Oof! 105 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:44,517 Dude, what are you so freaked out about? 106 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:46,417 - Where's the ball? - Back there. 107 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:47,450 With... 108 00:05:49,217 --> 00:05:51,317 I'm Sandy. Can I play too? 109 00:05:52,283 --> 00:05:53,483 I didn't see him in there. 110 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:56,250 Kid, what are you doing on a deserted island? 111 00:05:56,283 --> 00:05:58,583 It's not deserted. We live here. 112 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:01,183 You and your family? Where are they? 113 00:06:01,217 --> 00:06:05,317 Oh, they're around. Everywhere. 114 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:09,517 I get a weird vibe from this kid. What's your Spidey sense say? 115 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:15,383 Tingling. Meet a creepy kid, definitely tingling. 116 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,317 It's not happy. 117 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,250 [laughing] Let's play hide n' seek. 118 00:06:19,283 --> 00:06:20,517 Ha ha! You're it! 119 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:23,117 I think we're going to pass. 120 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,350 - Whoa! - What's up with this sand? I'm stuck! 121 00:06:26,383 --> 00:06:29,183 This paradise is getting creepier by the second. 122 00:06:29,217 --> 00:06:31,083 Ohh yawn... 123 00:06:31,117 --> 00:06:34,083 All this fun has me beat! I need a nap. 124 00:06:34,117 --> 00:06:37,150 At home. Now. 125 00:06:37,183 --> 00:06:39,417 We can't leave a helpless little boy alone in the jungle. 126 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:42,117 Ava, that kid looks like half of every set, 127 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:45,517 of freaky twins from every scary movie I ever saw in my life. 128 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:47,517 Why do we have to be the heroes? 129 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:52,217 I'll get my helmet. 130 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,317 - Hey, kid? - Creepy little boy? 131 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,517 -[Sandy] Come and find me, slow pokes. - Over there? 132 00:06:56,550 --> 00:07:00,317 [laughter] 133 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:02,417 This doesn't make sense. 134 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:05,283 It's like he's everywhere at once, and nowhere at all. 135 00:07:05,317 --> 00:07:07,217 - [Sandy] No, I'm over here. - [all] Huh? 136 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,250 - Lost? - [all] Ah! 137 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,117 Ignore them, they got way too much sun. 138 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:19,017 - Are you Sandy's brother? - Call me Flint. 139 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:21,317 Any friend of Sandy's is a friend of mine. 140 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:25,283 Thanks for playing with him. We get lonely. Just the two of us. 141 00:07:25,317 --> 00:07:27,283 Ever thought of moving to where there's people? 142 00:07:27,317 --> 00:07:30,150 Is that what they're wearing on the mainland these days? 143 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:33,383 Huh. Cool. We're a little out of touch out here. 144 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:35,183 A little? 145 00:07:35,217 --> 00:07:38,417 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 146 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:41,317 Well, now that we know you're here, that means Sandy's okay. 147 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:42,417 So we're just gonna to get going. 148 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:44,017 No, you can't do that. 149 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:47,117 Sandy always loved playing games. Loved it. 150 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,217 What do you mean "loved?" 151 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,450 I'll give you a hint. He's probably up in the old ruins. 152 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:55,450 Dude, we flew in. There aren't any... 153 00:07:55,483 --> 00:07:57,283 [all gasp] 154 00:07:57,317 --> 00:07:59,117 Guys, where are we? 155 00:08:01,483 --> 00:08:02,983 [kid's laughter] 156 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,350 [Sandy] Catch me if you can! 157 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:06,950 Ha-ha-ha. 158 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:08,350 Officially weirded out. 159 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:11,183 Clearly, this jungle's a veil of mystery. 160 00:08:11,217 --> 00:08:13,250 All in favor of a tactical retreat? 161 00:08:13,283 --> 00:08:14,950 [all] Me! 162 00:08:18,017 --> 00:08:20,083 Let's get out of here. 163 00:08:20,117 --> 00:08:23,983 I thought you were my friends. You're supposed to play with me. 164 00:08:24,017 --> 00:08:26,083 Hold on now. We're still friends, 165 00:08:26,117 --> 00:08:28,283 we're just trying to figure out what's going on here. 166 00:08:28,317 --> 00:08:29,317 Liar! 167 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:30,317 [growling] 168 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:33,917 Whoa! Whoa! 169 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:38,317 - Are you doing this? - Guys, did you just see what he did? 170 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:42,250 He is but a grain of sand an ocean of trouble. Look! 171 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,983 [growl] 172 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,917 [laughter] 173 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,250 [all] Ah! 174 00:08:58,983 --> 00:09:00,250 [Sandy] Want your ship? 175 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:03,850 [laughter] Come and get it! 176 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:05,917 I told you so. Didn't I tell you? 177 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:09,150 But do you ever listen? 178 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:13,250 I need a vacation from my vacation. 179 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:16,083 Gulp! 180 00:09:21,297 --> 00:09:23,130 [all] Yiah! 181 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,197 Spread out! 182 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,134 Did the file say anything about this place, 183 00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:29,797 - except "classy"? - [Nova] Um, yeah, it said "fied." 184 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,797 As in "classi-fied"? 185 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:35,030 It also said we're near Bermuda. Bermuda's nice. 186 00:09:35,063 --> 00:09:37,130 So you're saying we're in the Bermuda triangle? 187 00:09:37,163 --> 00:09:40,730 You guys got something against triangles? 188 00:09:40,963 --> 00:09:43,930 [all] Whoa! 189 00:09:43,963 --> 00:09:47,063 [Sandy yelling] You should have played nice! 190 00:09:47,097 --> 00:09:49,130 [Flint] But now, you'll pay. 191 00:09:49,163 --> 00:09:53,030 Oh, well this is just great. Now that Flint guy is in on it too? 192 00:09:53,063 --> 00:09:56,763 [Sandy laughs] 193 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,097 [Flint laughs] 194 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,997 I'll take option "both." 195 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:04,030 [all] Uh! 196 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,063 Ooh! Nova, help here! 197 00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:08,830 Incoming! 198 00:10:08,863 --> 00:10:10,897 [groans] 199 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:15,030 You might wanna lay off those protein bars, big guy. 200 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:16,997 Nice save. 201 00:10:20,797 --> 00:10:23,730 Okay, we get the point. 202 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:28,930 Ah! 203 00:10:28,963 --> 00:10:32,163 Yaw! 204 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:35,897 Right back at you. 205 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:38,063 Let's call a time out before someone gets hurt. 206 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,930 Namely us. 207 00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:42,863 [Flint and Sandy] You're no fun! 208 00:10:43,097 --> 00:10:47,730 Uh-oh, I'm thinking ... out of the box. 209 00:10:47,763 --> 00:10:50,697 Ahh! [screams] 210 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:53,730 Rock and a hard place, been there. 211 00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:54,963 Or not. 212 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,930 [coughing] 213 00:11:06,063 --> 00:11:09,763 You know how gross it feels when you get wet sand in your socks? 214 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:12,863 Imagine that feeling. All over. 215 00:11:12,897 --> 00:11:16,663 We need out of this sandbox now. 216 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:17,997 [coughing] 217 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:21,697 Someone's getting hurt today. I just washed my hair. 218 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,030 Where have you taken us? 219 00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:24,930 [Flint and Sandy] We have a new game. 220 00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:32,930 And if we refuse to play? 221 00:11:34,097 --> 00:11:37,063 Then you forfeit. Everything. 222 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,863 Tell me you know how to get us out of this. 223 00:11:43,897 --> 00:11:45,763 Uh... 224 00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:48,030 Hm... uh... 225 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,997 Nah! 226 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,063 I got nothing. Yikes! 227 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,663 - He's gone? - I seriously doubt it. 228 00:12:04,597 --> 00:12:07,663 How bout a sandblast? 229 00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:11,730 We've just got to play his game, and get to the ship. 230 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:12,797 Check it out. 231 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,963 Heiroglyphs? Is that Flint? 232 00:12:14,997 --> 00:12:16,530 [Power Man] Looks like he broke out of prison. 233 00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:17,963 There was an atomic explosion. 234 00:12:17,997 --> 00:12:19,997 [Spider-Man] It's always an atomic explosion. 235 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,963 - Looks like it mutated him. - Sweet Christmas! 236 00:12:23,997 --> 00:12:27,963 Tell me that's not Nick Fury. 237 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,797 Super-fly eye patch and all. 238 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,930 [Nova] Ahhhh! 239 00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:36,930 - Coulson's rockin' a ponytail? - Copy me. 240 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,797 Totally copied. To everyone. 241 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:43,563 According to this, it looks like Fury just dumped Flint here and left. 242 00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:47,797 That can't be the whole story. 243 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,763 So what is this place? Some sort of prison? 244 00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:53,830 Yeah, for one inmate. 'Til we crashed the party. 245 00:12:53,863 --> 00:12:58,930 We need off this island yesterday. 246 00:12:58,963 --> 00:13:01,863 [growls] 247 00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:08,463 What is up with that spooky music? 248 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,597 [spooky piano music] 249 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,563 [snickers] 250 00:13:13,597 --> 00:13:16,563 Oh, totally in my head. Never mind. 251 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:25,897 Wait up. I got sand in my... everywhere. 252 00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:28,597 Almost there. 253 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:31,630 What took you so long? Stop to see the sand castle? 254 00:13:31,663 --> 00:13:33,930 Sand bar? Sand pants? 255 00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:36,663 Not a word. 256 00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:40,797 Uh, yeah. We saw some old drawings on the walls. 257 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:43,296 We saw them too. Obviously someone wanted 258 00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:45,763 us to catch Flint's little true crime story. 259 00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:47,730 [rumbling] 260 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,763 We tried to make you understand. 261 00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:58,730 I just wanted someone to play with. But you wouldn't play nice! 262 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,563 [growls] 263 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:09,763 - Look who's talking. - Yeah, but who is talking? 264 00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:13,397 - Nova, fire a blast into the ground. - Why? 265 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,663 If what I'm thinking is right, you'll be happy you did. 266 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:24,397 [screams] 267 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,630 Oh, yeah. That felt good. 268 00:14:29,697 --> 00:14:31,763 We've been so lonely! 269 00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:33,830 Why did you have to ruin it? 270 00:14:33,863 --> 00:14:37,397 - What about the boy? - Just an imaginary playmate. 271 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,763 Flinty McSandman made him up. 272 00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:41,797 Don't call me Sandman! 273 00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:46,763 Whoa! 274 00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:47,863 Keep going! 275 00:14:47,897 --> 00:14:49,597 [all] Oof! 276 00:14:52,797 --> 00:14:54,530 You can't leave me. 277 00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:58,497 I won't let you. 278 00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:09,297 Oh, I hate losing my toys at the beach. A little help here. 279 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,430 And to think I wiggle my toes in this. 280 00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:12,563 [groans] 281 00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:18,330 Even an ant can move a mountain. 282 00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:28,730 Hold him off. I'll get it started. 283 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,363 He-yah! 284 00:15:34,763 --> 00:15:36,363 [beeping] 285 00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:38,763 [engines sputter] 286 00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:40,563 The engines won't fire. 287 00:15:43,697 --> 00:15:45,730 Sand's clogging the intakes. 288 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,663 [groans] 289 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:54,430 No way! I figured the engines were fried. 290 00:15:54,463 --> 00:15:57,297 They are. 291 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,730 [growl] 292 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,463 Hit it now or we're toast. 293 00:16:13,397 --> 00:16:15,263 [White Tiger] So what are we going to tell Fury? 294 00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:18,397 [Nova] Nothing. We left Sandman where SHIELD stuck him. 295 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:21,497 No harm, no foul. Fury won't even notice. 296 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,397 [low boom] [pilot on radio] SHIELD aircraft, 297 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,597 you are being redirected to an alternate landing sight. 298 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:28,630 Do you read? 299 00:16:28,663 --> 00:16:30,363 He noticed. 300 00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,563 Don't even think about landing. 301 00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:37,330 Look, Nick, sorry. We got spring fever. 302 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,663 We had no idea about that island. 303 00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:42,397 Yeah, that Sandman dude's messed up. 304 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,430 No kidding. 305 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:46,330 Flint Marko is too dangerous to keep in a normal prison. 306 00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:48,030 So parking him alone in the middle of 307 00:16:48,031 --> 00:16:51,051 a huge body of water, was our only option. 308 00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:52,830 He draws his power from contact with the ground. 309 00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:56,813 If he ever set foot on the mainland, it'd be catastrophic. 310 00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:58,580 That's just Manhattan. 311 00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:01,647 - Think what he could do to New Jersey. - Really? Jersey? 312 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,880 [crickets] 313 00:17:02,913 --> 00:17:06,513 Okay maybe not Jersey. But you get the point. 314 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,847 Jersey is safe, sir. We left Sandman where we found him. 315 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,447 [Fury] And how do you know that? 316 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,480 Follow the escort directly to the helicarrier for a full scrub-down. 317 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,547 Full scrub-down? Sounds promising. 318 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,780 Cause one thing I hate about the beach, is that sand gets everywhere. 319 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:28,880 How much sand? 320 00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,447 That's not sand, is it? 321 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,780 [low growl] 322 00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:36,447 [laughter] 323 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,547 [electrical static] [instruments beeping] 324 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,613 [screaming] 325 00:17:45,556 --> 00:17:47,476 Tiger, steer us out of here! 326 00:17:50,013 --> 00:17:53,880 The controls are frozen. What do we do now? 327 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,347 [groans] 328 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:08,880 Fury said we can't touch land. Steer us toward the river. 329 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,947 Heh, never gets old. 330 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,813 There. The Hudson's frozen. 331 00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:21,047 Brace for landing. 332 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:25,213 [all] Oh! 333 00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:35,947 Thank you for flying "Air Spidey". We hope you enjoyed your flight. 334 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,913 [roars] 335 00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:45,947 Fury! 336 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,180 [Spider-Man] Come on. 337 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:51,247 We got to stop him before he gets to the city. 338 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,780 Hey, Sandma... uh, Flint. Let's talk about it. 339 00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:59,780 We had some fun times playing with your inner child, right? 340 00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:02,047 [groans] 341 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,080 How about you hop back in my boot? Come on, it's still warm. 342 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:06,980 [roars] 343 00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:13,147 He-yah! Yah! 344 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:16,013 [roars] 345 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:23,147 Iron Fist. He cannot get back to dry land. 346 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:26,013 Divide and conquer. 347 00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:27,747 Ya! 348 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,013 [roar] 349 00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:34,047 What's it take to stop this dude? 350 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,047 How do you stop someone who's made of sand? 351 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,947 Anyone got a ginormous pale and shovel? 352 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:43,080 Wait, made of sand. And sand's made of silica. 353 00:19:43,113 --> 00:19:46,047 Nova, light him up. All heat, no force. 354 00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:51,113 Take it up to 2,000 degrees. 355 00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,080 It's not working. 356 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:59,880 Almost there! 357 00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:03,747 No! 358 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,147 Intense! How'd you know that would work? 359 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,013 When silica's superheated, it makes glass. 360 00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,813 Sometimes it pays to be a science geek. 361 00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:21,047 [Fury] How's that containment unit working, agent Coulson? 362 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,013 Readings are holding steady. 363 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,113 Flint's body reverted to sand within a few hours, 364 00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:28,013 but the constant vibrations will keep him from solidifying. 365 00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:31,747 Good. And how are my beach campers? 366 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,463 Fury, this guy may have been a criminal back in the day, 367 00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:38,147 but being left on that island really cracked his coconut. 368 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,947 You're not just gonna stick him back in the corner again, are you? 369 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,047 Because blowing off your responsibilities 370 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,080 can have dangerous consequences? 371 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,813 Exactly. Ya, see now you're feelin' me! 372 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,747 You have to take responsibility for the things you do... 373 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,913 Ahem, snow day... 374 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:56,972 Oh, snow day, right. Ponytail... 375 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,528 - What was that? - Nothing. 376 00:20:58,563 --> 00:21:02,813 Truth is, the Sandman was a problem I'd swept under the carpet for too long. 377 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:07,913 Despite your unauthorized "snow day", some good may actually come of this. 378 00:21:10,913 --> 00:21:12,013 [low growl] 379 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:15,113 Then in that case, your welcome. Count this as a win. 380 00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:19,589 For him, yes. For you, tell me after the scrub. 381 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,047 There is no need for a scrub, is there sir? 382 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,747 Of course not. I just want to make sure 383 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:29,947 they think twice about skipping out on us next time. 384 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:30,947 [beeping] 385 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,913 [screams] 386 00:21:32,947 --> 00:21:36,913 Come on, it's not that bad. 387 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:37,913 Ah!