1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,466 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:13,599 Your new lady Centurion. 3 00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:20,720 You said you heard voices from other worlds. 4 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,110 You hearing something? 5 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:23,639 A signal? 6 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,200 Professor, did the signal make you do that? 7 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,956 He loved you. 8 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:37,251 Why would I want to take that away from you now? 9 00:00:37,252 --> 00:00:40,179 That would be so cruel. 10 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:42,339 You really think I didn't know there was more? 11 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,217 What was I supposed to do, huh? 12 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:49,387 Demand that he only love me? 13 00:00:49,388 --> 00:00:51,719 "Dark King" is a little generic 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,726 as villain names go, wouldn't you say? 15 00:00:53,727 --> 00:00:54,729 I have notes. 16 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:56,539 Although he is somewhat effective. 17 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,271 Everyone seems terrified of him. 18 00:00:58,272 --> 00:01:00,982 Elliot, Taker! Back up! 19 00:01:06,864 --> 00:01:08,569 You all right? 20 00:01:10,814 --> 00:01:13,200 Death is so simple... 21 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:15,372 and life is so complicated. 22 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,000 I know. 23 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:22,899 I think I almost fucked the Dark King. 24 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,256 Are you familiar with the Harmonic Convergence? 25 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:28,390 A rare and powerful astrological occurrence, 26 00:01:28,397 --> 00:01:29,802 a magnifier of magic. 27 00:01:29,803 --> 00:01:32,263 - How bad will it be? - Death toll in the millions. 28 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:34,140 - Maybe much higher. - How can we stop it? 29 00:01:34,141 --> 00:01:35,350 You can't. 30 00:01:37,562 --> 00:01:38,919 Lady! 31 00:01:41,565 --> 00:01:43,441 Hedge witches... they're used to crumbs. 32 00:01:43,442 --> 00:01:46,069 And, yes, ambient is low, but you know what amplifies it? 33 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,239 Cooperative magic. 34 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,659 We tell everyone, 35 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:51,949 and we all do the same thing at the same time. 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,039 And I thought that if I took on more power 37 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,740 and more responsibility... 38 00:01:58,862 --> 00:02:00,582 that I would want heroin less. 39 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,319 When I thought I'd relapsed, 40 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,798 I was relieved. 41 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:09,959 So, uh... 42 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,429 I've been clean for a year. 43 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:22,299 Thanks, but uh, maybe hold that 'cause I've been jonesing hard. 44 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:26,359 Uh... 45 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,487 I'm a hedge. 46 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,850 You know, before we helped save magic, we got a shit deal. 47 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,029 Right? 48 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:35,199 Oh, there was, uh, a blood worm scare, 49 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,995 so the Library gave a lot of hedges the Reed's Mark. 50 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:41,457 Well, get a mark, you're magically castrated till they take it off. 51 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:44,211 The Library's imploding. They can't fix it 52 00:02:44,212 --> 00:02:46,379 and the marked ones are looking at me, like, 53 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:49,259 "Hey, bossy pants, you rallied us to save magic. 54 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,699 How about saving us?" 55 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:54,830 And I found a spell to remove the marks in a depository. 56 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:57,557 Only, all of a sudden, it's gone. 57 00:02:57,558 --> 00:03:01,879 But I know, only way to move something that warded 58 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,809 is to move it though the Etheric Realm. 59 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:07,276 Cool, I've heard it's awesome there. What's the prob? 60 00:03:07,277 --> 00:03:11,239 The prob... 61 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,910 is there's only one way into the Realm. 62 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,240 Anybody heard of RCH? 63 00:03:18,787 --> 00:03:20,289 Nickname Archie? 64 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:26,259 Yep. 65 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:30,360 The way to save every marked hedge is to drop acid. 66 00:03:31,955 --> 00:03:34,553 A true 12-step conundrum. 67 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,810 I'm assuming you have the Archie on you. 68 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:45,359 Call your sponsor, kid. 69 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,489 It'd make sense... 70 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:50,359 in case somebody here, 71 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,821 you know, gave you permission to jump off the wagon. 72 00:03:52,822 --> 00:03:54,759 Sorry, M.A. is so strict. 73 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,499 You met the nice me. 74 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,239 Here's the real me. Fuck off. 75 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,667 What? 76 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:11,179 Well, I take the anonymous part 77 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:14,560 of Magicians Anonymous very seriously. 78 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:16,928 So you quit drinking. 79 00:04:16,929 --> 00:04:19,959 33 days, 6 hours, 19 minutes of skin-peeling, 80 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,759 soul-searing hell ago, yes. 81 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,519 Well, I can relate. 82 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,599 As can I, 83 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:29,149 in regards to the crushing weight of leadership. 84 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:35,140 I've never seen Archie. 85 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:36,820 May I? 86 00:04:40,244 --> 00:04:41,829 Why two? 87 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,160 In case the first trip's a bust. 88 00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:47,792 Or in case it's fun. 89 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,679 I've been dismissive 90 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,739 or downright derisive about hedges, 91 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:56,639 and I admit, I was quite wrong. 92 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,170 And I'd like to try and make, um... 93 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,669 Oh, hell, what's the word? 94 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:03,180 - Amends. - Yes. 95 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:11,440 Are you crazy? 96 00:05:11,446 --> 00:05:14,986 I am, but I am not an addict. 97 00:05:14,987 --> 00:05:17,569 I am an alcoholic. Totally different. 98 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,201 So I will go hunt down the depository. 99 00:05:26,470 --> 00:05:28,699 You're not going alone. 100 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,718 - Synced and corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 101 00:05:38,719 --> 00:05:41,379 So we know about the Harmonic Convergence. 102 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,320 The problem is we knew just enough to be useless. 103 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:46,739 So maybe we find someone who can see the big picture. 104 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:47,890 "Find." 105 00:05:47,895 --> 00:05:49,479 Summon. 106 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,482 A god? 107 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,119 Whoa, you've got to be kidding me! 108 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,559 Wait, Julia, before you do that, 109 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,447 - I think the Library might have... - Ah. 110 00:05:58,448 --> 00:06:00,309 - Ooh. - Penny? 111 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,670 I'm fine. 112 00:06:02,671 --> 00:06:05,411 Wow, that is a whole nother level. Jesus. 113 00:06:05,412 --> 00:06:06,839 I thought the patch was working. 114 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,745 Merritt's signal just keeps getting stronger. 115 00:06:08,746 --> 00:06:10,099 I'm sorry, I can't stay. 116 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,835 I'm... I'm just no use until I get this under control. 117 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:15,004 Maybe do the summoning once I get back? 118 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:17,030 Uh, let me know if things get too weird. 119 00:06:17,033 --> 00:06:18,884 Uh, yeah, same. 120 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,260 The Library has summoned me about 7,000 times 121 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:29,810 to come work there, 122 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:31,688 and they also gave me this. 123 00:06:33,223 --> 00:06:35,316 It'll get me in anytime I want. 124 00:06:35,317 --> 00:06:37,180 I'll bring back whatever they have 125 00:06:37,184 --> 00:06:40,049 on their Harmonic Convergence as fast as I can. 126 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,379 Are you sure you'll be okay? 127 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,990 Yeah. Good luck. 128 00:06:42,991 --> 00:06:45,060 You too. 129 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:50,190 It makes the signal is hitting you harder. 130 00:06:50,197 --> 00:06:51,779 I'm starting to actually hear... 131 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,160 A voice? 132 00:06:53,168 --> 00:06:55,850 - You too? - Kind of. 133 00:06:55,855 --> 00:06:57,850 I can't make out actual words, 134 00:06:57,857 --> 00:06:59,289 at least not ones I can understand. 135 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:01,249 - Is that for me? - No. 136 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,769 The problem with the first patch was that it 137 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,179 is just a deflector. 138 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,619 The signal is getting bounced off, 139 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:09,279 but I'm still getting hit by the reverb. 140 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,599 This one should absorb the sound 141 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,699 and kill it. 142 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,232 And if it does, we'll see what we can gin up for you. 143 00:07:31,107 --> 00:07:33,149 Okay. 144 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,449 Better, I think. 145 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:38,280 Oh... 146 00:07:38,288 --> 00:07:39,919 Okay. 147 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:47,055 What was that? 148 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,510 - Where did you go? - I don't remember. 149 00:07:50,517 --> 00:07:52,779 You didn't blip out on purpose. 150 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:55,249 No, it's like when the pain got so I was gonna pass out, 151 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,260 I just... I just went. 152 00:07:56,263 --> 00:07:57,941 You need a doctor. 153 00:08:06,099 --> 00:08:08,117 I'm impressed. 154 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:10,319 Oh, not with this. It's dreadful. 155 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,360 Sorry. 156 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,499 With your skills as a Magician. 157 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,760 - Who trained you? - Well, I just picked up 158 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:18,999 a little bit here and there. 159 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,099 Clearly not enough, 160 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,889 since I couldn't put a scratch on that Taker. 161 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:23,959 Don't be modest. 162 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,093 You have what it takes to be quite formidable. 163 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,636 I could use you. 164 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,556 Official Court Magician in Defense of the Kingdom. 165 00:08:30,557 --> 00:08:34,719 You could teach others and be taught by me. 166 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,600 I would be honored... 167 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,484 Your Majesty. 168 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,640 Hmm. 169 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:50,280 A different lining perhaps. Gray, please. 170 00:08:56,124 --> 00:08:58,280 When we are alone, 171 00:08:58,281 --> 00:09:00,169 it can be Seb. 172 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,338 Well, Seb, 173 00:09:02,339 --> 00:09:04,965 we have a saying where I come from. 174 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:07,759 You kind of buried the lede on, uh... 175 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,759 on the... well, on you. 176 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,340 I didn't mean to deceive you. 177 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:19,040 Kings have to be very careful about who to trust. 178 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:22,399 And also, it can be a relief to not... 179 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,693 Feel the weight of the crown on your head every second? 180 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,399 You are wise. 181 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,740 But I knew that already. 182 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:37,009 In any case, settle in, 183 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,579 and we will get down to the particulars 184 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:39,959 of your duties later. 185 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,059 All right? 186 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,379 All right. 187 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:46,000 Your Majesty. 188 00:09:52,264 --> 00:09:54,339 - Oh, please. - What? 189 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:56,739 If you say his gorgeous eyes see into your soul, 190 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,340 I'm gonna puke all over your new leggings, 191 00:09:58,341 --> 00:10:00,120 which are quite sharp, by the way. 192 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:01,379 Thank you. 193 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:03,599 - Legs for days. - Ah, thank you. 194 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,179 But I never said his eyes were gorgeous 195 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:06,619 or that he sees into my soul. 196 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,339 But weirdly, he might. 197 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:09,999 Or he's sucking the soul out of you 198 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,449 because he doesn't have one. 199 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:14,019 Um, he did save my life. 200 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,239 He's called the Dark King. 201 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,999 You're called Margo the Destroyer. 202 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,739 I was a woman ruling a patriarchy, 203 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,125 my brand had to be overkill. 204 00:10:20,126 --> 00:10:22,970 Bottom line, he likes you. 205 00:10:22,975 --> 00:10:24,962 You just have to find out what he's really about. 206 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,428 I'll see if my fellow Centurions like to gossip. 207 00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,679 Then we regroup and decide... 208 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,560 benevolent dictator by necessity 209 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:39,469 or psychopathic despot by choice? 210 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,099 - What if he's the latter? - Then I always got his back. 211 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:46,233 Perfect place to bury these. 212 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,069 - Zelda. - Help me, please. 213 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,112 What's going on? Who are they? 214 00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:33,447 Visigoths. 215 00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:34,866 What, like Marilyn Manson? 216 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:37,739 - Visi-goths! - Oh, Germanic barbarians. 217 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,480 Who always show up at the absolute worst points 218 00:11:39,486 --> 00:11:40,569 in history. 219 00:12:03,728 --> 00:12:05,030 Fucking hell. 220 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,649 Oh, sorry. Did you... did you want Hades? 221 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,861 I could get word to him, but, ugh, what a dick. 222 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,529 Are you... 223 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,779 I'm Clarion, Goddess of Melody. 224 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:20,119 Hey, Julia, I have, uh, had my eye on you for quite a while. 225 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,662 - You have? - Yeah, yeah. 226 00:12:21,663 --> 00:12:23,019 So you were mortal, right? 227 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,416 And then you were one of us, and now you're back to mortal. 228 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,126 Whew, you're one tough cookie, cookie. 229 00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:28,579 - Thanks? - Yeah, 230 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,760 but the way that you're imagining 231 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:33,839 the Harmonic Convergence isn't quite enough. 232 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,173 It's so much worse. 233 00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:39,135 So, when all the spells cast by all the Magicians go haywire, 234 00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,460 you're gonna get earthquakes, fire, 235 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,059 drought, starvation, plague. 236 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,969 And then comes cannibalism. 237 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,559 Um, is there anything you can do? 238 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,770 I could stop it. 239 00:12:50,775 --> 00:12:52,318 - How would that be? - Great. 240 00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:55,195 But I'm assuming there's something you want in return. 241 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,870 Yeah, you, uh... 242 00:13:00,872 --> 00:13:02,954 You have dealt with a god or two. 243 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,123 Yep. 244 00:13:06,124 --> 00:13:07,751 I want to be human. 245 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,170 Like you. 246 00:13:11,171 --> 00:13:13,172 Excuse me? 247 00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:16,801 I worship you, Julia. 248 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,599 How did you do it, though? 249 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,979 Because that's the part that I couldn't quite see. 250 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,279 There's, like, some kind of cloak 251 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,475 around the whole process. 252 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:28,060 Uh, rumor is it had something to do with a book. 253 00:13:28,063 --> 00:13:31,989 Yeah, okay, I'm gonna need just a few more details... 254 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,818 I don't know, starting with why. 255 00:13:33,819 --> 00:13:35,739 Do I want to be human? 256 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,899 Oh, it's simple. 257 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,179 So I'm the Goddess of Melody, right? 258 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:42,640 But did you know that we can't actually feel music? 259 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:45,909 Like, we understand it, we can tell the good from the bad... 260 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,199 ah, sort of. 261 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,959 So you want to be human so you can do karaoke? 262 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,960 I know that it sounds like hubris itself, 263 00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:59,509 but, uh, I think I could be a rock star. 264 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,262 I mean, I pretty much know the gig, 265 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,839 right? They all prayed to me. 266 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,265 Except for Amy Winehouse, okay? 267 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,142 Look how that one turned out. Poor thing. 268 00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:08,760 Any other questions? 269 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,270 Oh, boy. 270 00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:43,846 This is amazing. 271 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,103 Careful! 272 00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:51,229 Whoa! 273 00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:54,857 The world isn't quite gone. 274 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,859 Oh... 275 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,720 this is what my neck feels like. 276 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,749 Come on! The depository. 277 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,789 Come on. 278 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,079 Hmm. 279 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:32,686 - Welcome! - H-hi. 280 00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:34,679 Oh! Oh! 281 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,939 We're looking for a depository that was, um... it was over there. 282 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,439 Eat up. 283 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,079 Yeah, in a sec, but, uh, 284 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,781 if you know where the depository is... 285 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:47,279 Nobody knows where anything is in the Realm, 286 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,570 except for the Emperor. 287 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:49,869 Dear God. 288 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,829 This is strange. 289 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:54,999 It tastes like, uh... 290 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,710 burning charcoal, 291 00:15:57,712 --> 00:16:00,319 hamburgers on a grill. 292 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,885 Popsicles. 293 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,309 Is that bunny staring at us? 294 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,728 Summer at the beach. 295 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,140 Brown bunny. 296 00:16:17,732 --> 00:16:19,441 Sunglasses. 297 00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:21,149 Beach clue. 298 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:23,399 I'm trying real hard to give a shit, 299 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,156 but it just feels so good to be high again. 300 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,366 - Hmm. - Oh. 301 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,910 I guess we follow him. 302 00:16:29,911 --> 00:16:33,239 So we all know the threat we're facing. 303 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,559 These are Fillory's second greatest protectors 304 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,709 against the Takers. 305 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,779 Who can tell me the first? 306 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,709 His Majesty, the Dark King. 307 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,819 Which is why protecting him 308 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,883 is the most important job in the kingdom. 309 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:47,419 His Majesty is immortal, yes, 310 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,519 but he is not invulnerable. 311 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,050 Which makes us? 312 00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,602 Expendable. 313 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,279 A group of royal map makers 314 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,983 won't make it back here till after dark. 315 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,359 And the First Cohort is trapped in a blizzard 316 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,609 in Madness Plains. 317 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,499 You wet-nosed whelps are all we've got. 318 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:11,035 Well, you, me... 319 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:15,497 And our glorious leader. 320 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,599 What are we looking at here? 321 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,260 His Majesty wants the kingdom to witness him 322 00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:25,259 saving subjects from the Takers. 323 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,699 These are in almost every room of the castle, 324 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,261 most of the taverns, and... 325 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,119 It's fucking Fox News. 326 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,059 Foxes all lie. Who'd ever believe their news? 327 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,559 His Majesty, I'm afraid all we have are the newest recruits. 328 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,529 Who'll learn by doing. 329 00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:49,899 Yes, sir. With me, recruits. 330 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,719 On three. 331 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,380 Quick step now. 332 00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:55,250 Ready, hup. 333 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,999 Give me a phaser and a red shirt. 334 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,280 - What? - Yeah, just don't. 335 00:18:09,302 --> 00:18:11,310 Whoa. 336 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,349 The Binder was annoyed... 337 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:21,039 but unsurprised Julia had failed 338 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,856 to burn him out of existence, 339 00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:25,769 per their agreement. 340 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:28,946 Look, I just thought maybe we were both a little hasty 341 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:32,160 and, I don't know, maybe I'd keep you safe, 342 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,659 let us both cool down. 343 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,619 So can you do it? 344 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:39,209 The Binder stared at Julia... 345 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,779 wondering if she'd learned nothing 346 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,543 from her interactions with deities. 347 00:18:42,544 --> 00:18:45,279 I don't have a lot of choice here, okay? 348 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,519 If you can't do this, the Earth is doomed. 349 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,039 Hmm, "Again?" 350 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,549 The Binder asked... bored. 351 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:56,219 Still, the Binder wondered, 352 00:18:56,220 --> 00:19:01,529 "Why on Earth would Julia trust this 'Clarion'?" 353 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:05,139 I don't, but the options here are narrowing. 354 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:09,479 As a book, the Binder enjoyed any opportunity to teach. 355 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,019 And here was a word 356 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,539 Julia needed desperately to understand... 357 00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:17,744 No. 358 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,299 So are these the same Visigoths 359 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,160 that raided cultural strongholds on Earth? 360 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,119 Mm, burned the Library of Alexandria, 361 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,950 sacked the statuary of Ancient Greece, 362 00:19:26,953 --> 00:19:29,339 burned Rome, London, Paris, Chicago, 363 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,669 where they framed poor Mrs. O'Leary's cow. 364 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,379 That's around the time they started getting bored 365 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,843 and moved into the multiverse. 366 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,399 Okay, I'm sorry about all this, 367 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,760 but I need every book you have 368 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,099 on the Harmonic Convergence. 369 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,789 We have a vast collection on the other side of that door. 370 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,760 Oh, wow. Well, my timing is... 371 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,189 How do you do? 372 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:56,029 I'm Visigoth Overlord Terence. 373 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,599 Apologies for the mess, 374 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,550 but recall, I did announce our incursion 375 00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:02,330 and asked you most politely 376 00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:04,249 to drop all your defenses and surrender, 377 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,470 having given my word 378 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,754 that you would be absolutely safe. 379 00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:11,289 But the word of a barbarian? 380 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,239 Actually, Visigoths are famous 381 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,780 for always keeping their word. 382 00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,799 Oh, that's weird. 383 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,089 My dear, if you'd be so kind. 384 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,160 Sorry, I'm just a little confused here, 385 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,830 but you seem... 386 00:20:24,837 --> 00:20:27,389 Educated? Polite to a fault? 387 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:30,839 We seek to acquire only the deepest knowledge, 388 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,799 highest art, and most illuminating philosophy. 389 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,879 Is it any wonder a little might rub off? 390 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,839 What about all those inconvenient commandments 391 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,702 - about theft? - Alice, it's no use debating. 392 00:20:40,703 --> 00:20:42,549 Alice, is it? 393 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,039 That's lovely. 394 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,099 Thank you? 395 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,119 We seek only those works that transcend appetite and avarice, 396 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,629 that touch upon the immutable. 397 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:54,249 That's why we spend so little time on Earth anymore. 398 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,699 What's left to raid? 399 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,739 Tent pole franchises? 400 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:03,349 Jeff Koons? The, um... hoodie? 401 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,459 Visigoths never lie, 402 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,062 but they never tell the whole truth either. 403 00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:08,731 I know what you're really after. 404 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,979 The books of everyone... 405 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,288 Is actually what they want. 406 00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:27,489 Every sentient being's life, birth to death. 407 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,500 Can you imagine? 408 00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:30,418 They could plan the pillaging of every great work 409 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,834 before it's painted or written. 410 00:21:31,835 --> 00:21:33,819 Not to mention the stock market. 411 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,380 "Stock market"? 412 00:21:35,386 --> 00:21:36,560 They have a thing about shorting. 413 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:37,884 They think it's hilarious. 414 00:21:37,885 --> 00:21:39,819 Look, Zelda, I understand how important this is to you, 415 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,460 but what's the point? They're gonna get in here, 416 00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:42,909 and this is the only door. 417 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,090 Okay, how about this? 418 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:48,469 You want to teach? Teach. 419 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,219 "You? 420 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,279 To turn a goddess mortal?" 421 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:56,319 The Binder inquired, with not a small amount of disdain. 422 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,790 Hmm. 423 00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,670 Too tough? 424 00:21:59,671 --> 00:22:01,970 Fine. 425 00:22:01,977 --> 00:22:03,890 Maybe I'll just hand you to her. 426 00:22:03,892 --> 00:22:07,369 Ah, the Binder realized Julia had cornered him 427 00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:08,416 with his own credo. 428 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,409 But still, he wondered, 429 00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:13,920 what was in it for him? 430 00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:16,674 Well, how's this, paper boy? 431 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,919 Said the Binder... 432 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,223 "Let the lessons commence." 433 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,799 Whoa! 434 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,890 Oh, oh... 435 00:22:52,835 --> 00:22:54,829 Socks? 436 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,379 None of them match. 437 00:23:02,473 --> 00:23:05,470 So this is where they go. 438 00:23:06,825 --> 00:23:08,910 If you see a red and orange argyle, 439 00:23:08,914 --> 00:23:11,000 cashmere, size 13, 440 00:23:11,003 --> 00:23:12,389 grab it, please. 441 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,799 Oh. 442 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,740 I don't usually say this when I'm this high, 443 00:23:16,748 --> 00:23:19,069 but we really need to focus. 444 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:21,660 Exactly. Red and orange. 445 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,180 Yeah. 446 00:23:23,189 --> 00:23:26,529 - No, no, we're looking for, uh... - Christ! 447 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,540 Uh... 448 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:30,190 I don't believe it. There it is. 449 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,500 Oh! 450 00:23:34,505 --> 00:23:38,088 You were right. Just needed to focus. 451 00:23:38,089 --> 00:23:39,980 Mmm... 452 00:23:39,988 --> 00:23:41,839 Oh, bunny. Bunny. 453 00:23:46,473 --> 00:23:48,010 Oh. 454 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,820 Um, hi. 455 00:23:51,826 --> 00:23:53,870 Uh... 456 00:23:53,872 --> 00:23:56,229 we're looking for an emperor. 457 00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,799 Hey, Kady. 458 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,150 Hank. 459 00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:02,899 Hank. I don't hate that. 460 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:06,239 You know us? 461 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,449 What kind of an emp would I be if I didn't? 462 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:10,999 You roll into my town, 463 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,699 I take a gander at your thoughts, 464 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:15,167 and if I dig ya, I show you the brown bunny. 465 00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:18,003 And I dig ya both. 466 00:24:18,004 --> 00:24:20,547 Congratulations on the first sock. 467 00:24:22,008 --> 00:24:24,759 How great is Archie, by the way? 468 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,513 Pretty great, once you let it settle in. 469 00:24:28,514 --> 00:24:31,120 And as long as you're here, 470 00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:33,309 the high never goes away. 471 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,063 Wow. That's, uh... 472 00:24:37,064 --> 00:24:38,356 - That's perfect. - Yeah. 473 00:24:38,357 --> 00:24:41,570 We... we really need to find the, uh... 474 00:24:41,572 --> 00:24:44,649 Oh, Jesus. The... the... 475 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,379 Depository, Kady. 476 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:47,460 Right, right. 477 00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:49,951 Uh, can you tell us where that is now? 478 00:24:49,952 --> 00:24:51,359 Sure can. 479 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,700 It won't be free, though. 480 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:56,379 Even here where everything's fun, 481 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,580 there's a price. 482 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:02,069 Sit. Have some suds. 483 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:03,499 This'll take a sec. 484 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,580 What will? 485 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:08,090 For me to dig deeper into your thoughts, 486 00:25:08,095 --> 00:25:11,890 see which one of you gets to leave... 487 00:25:11,891 --> 00:25:14,120 and who has to stay. 488 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,640 Mmm... 489 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,200 The map makers are in there. 490 00:25:32,703 --> 00:25:34,580 Do you hear that? 491 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:39,626 Oh, boy. 492 00:25:39,627 --> 00:25:41,829 Breathing. 493 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,505 Coming from there. 494 00:25:43,506 --> 00:25:47,008 With respect, Majesty, there. 495 00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:49,159 Guys, there. 496 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:52,419 There, there. We're surrounded. 497 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,515 You can see them? 498 00:25:53,516 --> 00:25:55,079 I have really good night vision. 499 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,080 My grandpa married a snow leopard, 500 00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,353 is the rumor. 501 00:25:58,354 --> 00:26:00,438 Sire. 502 00:26:02,817 --> 00:26:04,568 Where is he going? 503 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,699 Oh, I've seen that before. 504 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:12,200 It's a legit royal tactic. Never fear. 505 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,479 Shouldn't we get him to the infirmary? 506 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,659 With all the newbies practicing during surges, 507 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,167 it's like a meat locker down there 508 00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:23,879 where the meat's alive... until it's not. 509 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,210 Ah! 510 00:26:26,215 --> 00:26:27,508 Penny? 511 00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:31,969 Get... Julia. 512 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:32,980 Who? 513 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,139 So our Dark King... 514 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:51,700 did he just shit the doublet? 515 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,519 I hope so. 516 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,180 I really don't want to be the only one who does it with... 517 00:27:58,974 --> 00:28:01,179 That's amazing, right? 518 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,019 I mean, honestly, fuck Netflix. 519 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:05,420 That is peak television. 520 00:28:05,427 --> 00:28:07,360 Jesus. 521 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,479 No kidding. 522 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,360 You kick some serious ass for your kingdom. 523 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,212 Pretty cool. 524 00:28:29,213 --> 00:28:31,450 You're both equally awesome, 525 00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:34,279 by which I mean, totally fucked up. 526 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,039 By which I mean, I get you're on a mission. 527 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,346 One of you has got to jet, 528 00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:41,850 but either one of you can hang for eternity. 529 00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:44,999 You guys decide. 530 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,855 - I'll stay. - No, you will not. 531 00:28:46,856 --> 00:28:48,898 Are you kidding? 532 00:28:48,899 --> 00:28:50,949 This place is heroin heaven. 533 00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:52,679 And a billion times better than 534 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,719 Isabella Islay single malt. 535 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,079 Look it up when you get back. I'm staying. 536 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,139 You've got students counting on you. 537 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,879 And I've had it with the goddamn lot of them, 538 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,599 all 40 timeline's worth. 539 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,139 I never really knew how sick of them I was 540 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:05,290 until I stopped drinking. 541 00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:07,960 I've earned the right to step off 542 00:29:07,968 --> 00:29:10,129 and do Tai Chi with the Elvi. 543 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,259 I want this as much as you. 544 00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:16,551 As soon as he tells you where the depository is... 545 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,939 Sorry, Kady, but you just revealed 546 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:22,049 to the entire studio audience 547 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:26,699 that you're hanging onto a thread of responsible intent, 548 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:29,510 which could make you kind of a bum hang 549 00:29:29,511 --> 00:29:30,899 in 100 years or so. 550 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,820 Hank, on the other hand... Mm! 551 00:29:35,988 --> 00:29:38,990 Is laidback mondo perfectus. 552 00:29:38,991 --> 00:29:41,339 Hey... 553 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:43,479 you don't really want this. 554 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,059 Kady, sweet Kady. 555 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,640 I'm sorry I did this to you. 556 00:29:48,650 --> 00:29:50,169 I had no right. 557 00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:52,819 My whole life, 558 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:55,710 all this senseless worry, 559 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,879 suffering and pain, 560 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,739 both inflicted and received... 561 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,890 it wasn't for nothing. 562 00:30:04,895 --> 00:30:08,020 It guided me here. 563 00:30:08,028 --> 00:30:10,550 And you were right. 564 00:30:10,552 --> 00:30:12,398 I am home. 565 00:30:18,909 --> 00:30:20,860 I'll be back, okay? 566 00:30:20,867 --> 00:30:22,575 I promise. 567 00:30:22,576 --> 00:30:24,995 Goodie. See you soon. 568 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,630 _ 569 00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:44,299 Use your key. Go. 570 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,179 I'm not going without you. 571 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,189 I can't. 572 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:49,894 Do you really want to die for a bunch of books? 573 00:30:51,811 --> 00:30:55,509 If I could do it all again... 574 00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:58,330 I'd be a better mother... 575 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:00,322 a truer friend. 576 00:31:02,866 --> 00:31:04,690 But I wasn't. 577 00:31:04,693 --> 00:31:05,994 I'm not. 578 00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:10,320 Because I've given my life to this. 579 00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:14,539 It's all I am. It's all I have. 580 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,610 I can't lose everything. 581 00:31:16,618 --> 00:31:19,700 You can. Believe me, I have. 582 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,180 I'm sorry about Quentin... 583 00:31:25,453 --> 00:31:26,699 But this is different. 584 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,182 No, it's not. 585 00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:31,659 Because whoever, 586 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:35,139 whatever you love that gets ripped away from you, 587 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:38,519 it stays alive inside of us... 588 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,120 and anyone you share it with. 589 00:31:41,121 --> 00:31:43,809 I can't. I can't. 590 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,369 I'm not strong enough. 591 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:53,659 Stopping her signal is impossible. 592 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,626 It's coming from a place that I can't reach, 593 00:31:55,627 --> 00:31:57,211 but I could save him. 594 00:31:57,212 --> 00:31:59,213 Then do it now. 595 00:31:59,214 --> 00:32:01,739 I'll just need you to give me what we agreed to. 596 00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:04,094 - And the rest of it? - Rest of what? 597 00:32:04,095 --> 00:32:06,512 The part where you save the planet? 598 00:32:06,513 --> 00:32:09,969 You have one thing to trade, Julia, for one miracle. 599 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,760 So your miracle can be 600 00:32:11,770 --> 00:32:15,938 to save your boyfriend or your world. 601 00:32:15,939 --> 00:32:17,940 But you could save both. 602 00:32:17,941 --> 00:32:19,070 You know what? 603 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:20,611 Humans have exploited gods 604 00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:22,519 since you guys staggered upright. 605 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,160 The deals that we make need to be strict. 606 00:32:25,165 --> 00:32:27,779 So this deal... one book, one miracle. 607 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:30,599 You're really gonna make me choose? 608 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,622 - The planet or him. - Yeah. 609 00:32:32,623 --> 00:32:34,707 I know, it's total bullshit, right? 610 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:36,292 You see why I want to be a human? 611 00:32:36,293 --> 00:32:38,799 Like, I can't feel the melodies I'm goddess of, 612 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,570 can't bend the rules I didn't make, eh... 613 00:32:41,573 --> 00:32:43,257 Don't put this on your kind. 614 00:32:43,258 --> 00:32:45,299 This is you choosing. 615 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:49,014 But the one who has to choose is you. 616 00:32:50,474 --> 00:32:52,849 I'd say he has about a minute left. 617 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:13,539 I feel... 618 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,040 better. 619 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,740 So why do I feel like something really shitty went down? 620 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,699 Maybe because you're here. 621 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:27,100 Like all humans, 23 saw little and knew less. 622 00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:32,056 What strange, sad, angry, narrow little lives 623 00:33:32,057 --> 00:33:34,183 these humans stumbled through. 624 00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:36,230 Okay, just tell me what you did to me. 625 00:33:36,236 --> 00:33:37,709 I helped you, 626 00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:41,019 and now you're going to help me. 627 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,984 The Binder reminded the goddess, 628 00:33:42,985 --> 00:33:45,679 he couldn't be forced to do anything 629 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,529 he didn't wish to. 630 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:50,959 Oh, honey, I don't force anyone. 631 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,452 I just get what I want. 632 00:33:52,453 --> 00:33:54,219 Good-bye, Julia. 633 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,990 And for what it's worth, I feel like you made the right decision. 634 00:33:56,996 --> 00:33:59,667 For what it's worth, go fuck yourself. 635 00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:10,261 That's all of them, sir. 636 00:34:10,262 --> 00:34:12,379 None harmed. 637 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:13,979 We'll secure the site. 638 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,540 You should go back with the map makers. 639 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,189 It kind of feels a little abrupt, you know? 640 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:25,319 It kind of felt like he was gearing up 641 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,540 to make a big speech. 642 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:28,446 It was just... 643 00:34:28,447 --> 00:34:31,160 Wait. 644 00:34:31,161 --> 00:34:33,242 Back inside, now. 645 00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:35,729 Excuse me, sir, but wasn't this a rescue mission? 646 00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:39,289 A super-successful one that's over? 647 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:41,829 Inside. 648 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:49,780 So I-I take it she's the god you summoned, 649 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:53,387 who is not going to save the world for us? 650 00:34:53,388 --> 00:34:55,619 Look, we'll figure something else out. 651 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:56,889 We've got time. 652 00:34:56,890 --> 00:35:00,354 There's more, isn't there? 653 00:35:01,452 --> 00:35:03,730 Anyone else need a drink? 654 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:07,979 Look, the signal was killing you. 655 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:10,689 I did what needed to be done now, 656 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:12,699 but she didn't have time to be delicate. 657 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,289 She just... 658 00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,819 She said that the only way was... 659 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:19,750 Take away my psychic abilities. 660 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:25,019 Yeah, 'cause... 661 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:29,670 I'm not getting Merritt's signal anymore or... 662 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:34,095 Anybody's thoughts here 663 00:35:34,096 --> 00:35:36,590 or anywhere. 664 00:35:37,575 --> 00:35:39,393 Wow. 665 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,560 So this is quiet. 666 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,100 It is fucking weird. 667 00:35:47,109 --> 00:35:49,319 You can't travel anymore. 668 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,819 Technically, I can. 669 00:35:50,820 --> 00:35:53,569 It'd just be like flying a jet blind. 670 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:56,149 And since I'm not suicidal, I... 671 00:35:56,150 --> 00:35:57,899 - I'm sorry, Penny. - No, 672 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:01,360 we just settled a really big spiritual argument here. 673 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,543 There is for sure instant karma. 674 00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:06,770 If there had been more time... 675 00:36:06,778 --> 00:36:08,170 Come on. 676 00:36:08,171 --> 00:36:10,881 You got to appreciate the balance of it... 677 00:36:10,882 --> 00:36:13,259 the irony. 678 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:16,650 I had to make a choice for you. 679 00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:20,220 You had to make a choice for me 680 00:36:20,226 --> 00:36:23,227 It is fucking radiant. 681 00:36:23,228 --> 00:36:25,399 Um... 682 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,239 Uh... 683 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,316 this... 684 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,759 This, oh, uh... 685 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,220 this happened... 686 00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:39,439 This is because of me. 687 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,519 I didn't see it coming, 688 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,900 and I never thought it was gonna get this bad. 689 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,373 Merritt, what could you have done? 690 00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:46,126 I should've told the truth. 691 00:36:46,127 --> 00:36:50,380 My name, my real name, is Plum. 692 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,719 Plum Merritt Chatwin. 693 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,799 - Wait. - You're a Chatwin? 694 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,475 Wait, what do you mean? Like the kid's books? 695 00:37:01,476 --> 00:37:03,225 I missed an episode. 696 00:37:03,226 --> 00:37:05,920 I am so sorry. 697 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,856 I was terrified and alone, 698 00:37:08,857 --> 00:37:13,729 and being here was the first time I felt safe, 699 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:16,039 but I'm not. 700 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,279 The thing with being a Chatwin is it's like a curse. 701 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,060 It's like there are things coming after you 702 00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:22,630 that we just don't understand. 703 00:37:22,636 --> 00:37:24,680 I don't know what this signal is, 704 00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:26,163 but I know why it's targeting me, 705 00:37:26,164 --> 00:37:27,339 and I am gonna figure out... 706 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:28,940 - Whoa, whoa. Hang on! Hang on! - ... how to fix it. 707 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,547 No, you don't know what that's gonna do. 708 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,593 You're right. 709 00:37:37,552 --> 00:37:39,410 Wha... 710 00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:48,099 Funny thing 711 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:51,260 about doing the same thing over and over again... 712 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,399 you learn how to do it better. 713 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,110 I suppose that's the true purpose of a library, no? 714 00:37:57,113 --> 00:38:00,199 Ah, your treasured tomes... 715 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,529 each one a life... 716 00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:05,199 a destiny. 717 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,374 I'm most curious about who my next few wives will be. 718 00:38:08,375 --> 00:38:11,335 You never know, Alice. 719 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,839 Let's go find our books, shall we? 720 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,279 Something to add, Madam Librarian? 721 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,799 Yes, if you really want to know your future, 722 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,021 you better be able to speed-read. 723 00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:34,479 No! 724 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,840 No, no! 725 00:38:37,842 --> 00:38:39,490 No, no, no, no, no! 726 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:04,556 Enter. 727 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,719 I was just checking 728 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,100 to make sure you were all right. 729 00:39:24,105 --> 00:39:26,840 Thank you for your concern. 730 00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:28,520 I'm fine. 731 00:39:29,981 --> 00:39:32,280 Just a bit tired. 732 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:35,330 I can imagine. 733 00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:39,049 You were incredible out there. 734 00:39:39,050 --> 00:39:42,339 Maybe once. 735 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:44,499 Now it's, um... 736 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,080 What's the military term? 737 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,475 Holding action. 738 00:39:49,476 --> 00:39:52,853 Nothing but holding actions. 739 00:39:52,854 --> 00:39:57,442 I saw that not all the Centurions returned. 740 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,952 Good night, Seb. 741 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,080 What exactly are we looking for, sir? 742 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,630 Not what. Who. 743 00:40:19,631 --> 00:40:22,299 Well, both. 744 00:40:58,128 --> 00:40:59,211 Grab it! Grab it! 745 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,640 You two know each other? 746 00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:14,769 No. 747 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,959 Then you won't mind taking charge of its imprisonment. 748 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,130 Of course not, sir. 749 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,629 And all the books on everyone are gone... 750 00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:42,119 for good. 751 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,089 Maybe that means actual free will now 752 00:41:44,090 --> 00:41:47,801 and not any of that predestined shit. 753 00:41:52,036 --> 00:41:54,380 Or lots of rewrites to do. 754 00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:57,389 Sorry, Zelda. It's a bad day for everybody. 755 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,819 At least the fires drove them out. 756 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,899 We think they got about half the collection. 757 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,999 Mm, yep, and everything on the Convergence. 758 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,100 So what do we now? 759 00:42:06,110 --> 00:42:08,799 We try and trade with the Visigoths? 760 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,050 What do we have that they want? 761 00:42:12,056 --> 00:42:14,439 I mean, the Overlord kind of liked me. 762 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,799 Off the table. 763 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,625 I read most of the books on the Convergence... 764 00:42:19,626 --> 00:42:21,753 enough to know it can be stopped. 765 00:42:21,754 --> 00:42:26,999 It's almost impossible but not complicated. 766 00:42:30,509 --> 00:42:32,846 Zelda, please tell. 767 00:42:32,847 --> 00:42:35,380 Oh, of course. 768 00:42:35,383 --> 00:42:40,519 Well, all you have to do is move... 769 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,889 that. 770 00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:43,540 Move? 771 00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:46,039 The fucking moon. 772 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,760 Well, at least we know where it is.