1 00:02:59,183 --> 00:03:00,725 - The cops. - Oh, no! 2 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:07,850 Freeze! Freeze! 3 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:15,975 - What did I do? I'm an honest citizen. - Sure you are! 4 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:18,975 I'm trying to catch my tram. My wife's waiting for me. 5 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:22,808 One, two, one, two, one... 6 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:32,517 squad halt, right front, at ease. 7 00:03:33,683 --> 00:03:36,267 One month later... 8 00:03:42,725 --> 00:03:45,933 Hey, here I am! Move it! 9 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,017 - You sure took your time. - Hi. 10 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:51,767 - Norma my darling, are you fine? - Just fine. 11 00:03:51,892 --> 00:03:53,642 Counselor, are we all set? 12 00:03:53,808 --> 00:03:56,683 Proietti, the best I can do is to get you the minimum sentence. 13 00:03:56,808 --> 00:03:59,642 Are you kidding? I haven't confessed yet. 14 00:04:00,642 --> 00:04:04,642 Counselor, I gotta get outta here, now. 15 00:04:06,183 --> 00:04:08,183 I've got a little job waiting for me out of this joint 16 00:04:08,517 --> 00:04:10,975 and if it turns out right, I'll be set for life. 17 00:04:12,058 --> 00:04:13,892 I met a guy in here 18 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:15,808 who told me something... 19 00:04:16,058 --> 00:04:18,392 Hey, can't you yell quietly? 20 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:21,808 He's just told me my grandma has been asleep for the last five days... 21 00:04:21,933 --> 00:04:23,350 Well, keep it down or you'll wake her up! 22 00:04:23,725 --> 00:04:26,475 Counselor, let's find a legal loophole 'cause I gotta get out. 23 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,808 Get the penal code out. 24 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:31,475 Listen here, article 403 is no good. 25 00:04:32,017 --> 00:04:36,350 Go to 117, page 128. 26 00:04:36,975 --> 00:04:40,017 You're an old offender... if anything we might claim 521. 27 00:04:40,183 --> 00:04:41,600 No, that's no good anymore. 28 00:04:42,017 --> 00:04:45,392 We gotta claim 124 or 606. 29 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:47,642 How? You were caught red-handed. 30 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:48,975 Did you already forget about 1400? 31 00:04:49,183 --> 00:04:50,350 What's this 1400? 32 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,392 1400... the model you wanted to steal... 33 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:54,975 steal? Are you crazy? 34 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:56,517 I don't even have a driver's license. 35 00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:58,475 What are you doing? I see, 36 00:04:58,975 --> 00:05:01,975 you did all you could do. I need a substitute. 37 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:03,350 I don't have any. 38 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,392 Not for you, for me. 39 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,975 I don't get mixed up in this kind of business! 40 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:12,225 Who's asking you? Go on, get lost. 41 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:14,392 Maybe I'll call you again when I need to draw my will. 42 00:05:14,642 --> 00:05:15,725 - Norma... - Yes? 43 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,225 Listen here. Capannelle has 100,000 lira of mine. 44 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:19,642 Did you hear me? 45 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:22,642 That's to find someone who'll take the rap for me. 46 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,058 A scapegoat, d'you hear me? 47 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,392 You know that when I come out, if I pull that job, 48 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:30,558 I'll buy you a fur coat. 49 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:31,767 Marry me instead. 50 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:34,850 What? I'll get out of this short sentence to get life? 51 00:05:34,975 --> 00:05:36,475 Are you crazy? 52 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:43,475 - Call Othello. - Why? 53 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:48,892 He's gotta take the rap for someone else, 54 00:05:49,017 --> 00:05:50,725 but just for a couple of months. 55 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,183 He's already in. They pinched him yesterday. 56 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,683 Watch it, grandpa, you blew my shot. 57 00:06:02,183 --> 00:06:05,600 And you blew my eye out of its socket! Damn it all... 58 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,808 Tell me kid, do you know a guy called Mario, 59 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,433 who lives around here? 60 00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:12,183 There are a thousand Marios around here. 61 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:14,892 Yes, but this one is a thief. 62 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:16,225 There are still a thousand. 63 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:27,975 How much for this? 64 00:06:28,225 --> 00:06:29,808 stealing strollers now? 65 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:32,392 It's the only vehicle left with wheels and no alarm. 66 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:35,142 We gotta paint it or they'll recognize it. 67 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:36,725 Is 3,000 lira all right? 68 00:06:37,142 --> 00:06:39,767 Hey, Mario. I've been looking for you for the last two hours... 69 00:06:39,892 --> 00:06:41,475 - May l? - Be my guest. 70 00:06:42,475 --> 00:06:44,308 - Eight thousand. - No, take it away. 71 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:48,892 Listen up, I've got something for you. Cosimo needs a scapegoat. 72 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,142 Just for a few months, but very well paid. 73 00:06:51,267 --> 00:06:53,600 If it's a matter of a few months, why doesn't he serve them? 74 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:56,350 'Cause a very big job came his way. 75 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,017 Are we set for 4,000, then? 76 00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:01,392 4,000 and you throw in these three umbrellas. 77 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:03,475 Hey, it's a baby carriage, you know! 78 00:07:05,683 --> 00:07:06,600 Fine, fine! 79 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:11,808 Are you winking at me? 80 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:14,350 Who's winkin'? I got hit in the eye. 81 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,725 Right, you got hit! 82 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:17,808 What are all the umbrellas for? 83 00:07:18,017 --> 00:07:18,975 They're for my mother. 84 00:07:19,183 --> 00:07:22,808 Holy cow! It always pours in your mother's 'hood! 85 00:07:23,017 --> 00:07:23,975 No, she misleads them all the time. 86 00:07:24,142 --> 00:07:25,642 Now she'll have some extras and she'll stop bothering me. 87 00:07:25,808 --> 00:07:28,017 so, what'd you say? 100,000 right away 88 00:07:28,183 --> 00:07:29,850 and a little extra once the job's done. 89 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:33,100 I'd go in myself, only I've taken the rap three times already. 90 00:07:33,225 --> 00:07:36,058 If I'll show up again it's life. 91 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:45,350 It's not like I don't want to, 92 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,975 but what do I tell my mother, "see you, I'm off to prison"? 93 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,142 - Always your mother! - Mind your business! 94 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:52,058 You're already on your way there! 95 00:07:52,392 --> 00:07:53,975 send the sicilian guy, Cosimo's pal! 96 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,975 - Who's this sicilian? - The small, skinny guy. 97 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,642 The one who keeps his sister under lock as if she were a relic? 98 00:07:58,808 --> 00:07:59,767 Ferribotte? 99 00:08:02,475 --> 00:08:04,558 Michele. Michele, someone's at the door. 100 00:08:09,725 --> 00:08:12,350 Into the kitchen and stay there 'til I tell you. 101 00:08:21,183 --> 00:08:21,683 Who is it? 102 00:08:22,683 --> 00:08:24,142 Friends... Mario and Capannelle. 103 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,142 Greetings. 104 00:08:32,308 --> 00:08:33,475 Can't we come in for a moment? 105 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,058 Impossible. My sister's in. 106 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:39,267 I don't want her to know about my business. 107 00:08:39,642 --> 00:08:41,642 Besides, she's a minor and she's engaged. 108 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:42,558 And when's the wedding? 109 00:08:43,558 --> 00:08:44,975 The dowry question needs to be settled. 110 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,850 she's gotta walk to the altar with the greatest honor. 111 00:08:47,183 --> 00:08:48,308 she mustn't be denied a single thing. 112 00:08:48,558 --> 00:08:50,517 see? Ferribotte is our man. 113 00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:53,808 Well then, 100,000 lira would come in handy for the dowry. 114 00:08:55,725 --> 00:08:56,475 Not here. 115 00:08:59,350 --> 00:09:00,558 Carmelina, I'm going downstairs. 116 00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:04,933 Let's hear. 117 00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:25,558 I can't leave Carmelina on her own. 118 00:09:25,683 --> 00:09:27,975 And what if the groom found out? Goodbye wedding. 119 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,683 He's from Abruzzi. 120 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,808 Those people from the North, they're full of airs. 121 00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:34,933 so difficult finding a scapegoat these days! 122 00:09:38,157 --> 00:09:39,532 Tiberio, the photographer... 123 00:09:40,032 --> 00:09:41,115 He's in a very bad spot. 124 00:09:41,282 --> 00:09:43,199 They've jailed his wife for cigarette smuggling. 125 00:09:43,532 --> 00:09:45,907 That's right. Let's go see him. Move it. 126 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:50,490 Fine. I was looking for a scapegoat and I only find shepherds. 127 00:09:51,949 --> 00:09:54,449 Mario, take out the umbrellas. Can't you see it's raining? 128 00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:56,407 Are you crazy? They're going to get wet. 129 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:59,032 What did you get them for, then? 130 00:10:05,407 --> 00:10:07,949 Tiberio. Hey! 131 00:10:19,115 --> 00:10:20,115 We've got urgent business to discuss. 132 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,324 shush! The kid's sleeping. 133 00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:24,240 I though it was some serious deal. 134 00:10:24,532 --> 00:10:26,824 Of course! Lucky you, you don't have any! You'll see! 135 00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:30,240 Can't you get laces for those shoes instead of dragging them? 136 00:10:32,324 --> 00:10:34,324 If he wakes up, I'll kill you! 137 00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:36,365 It took me three hours to put him to sleep. 138 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:37,574 Big deal! 139 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:44,990 Quiet... quiet I told you! see, the slightest noise 140 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:46,824 irritates him, light irritates him... 141 00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:48,824 he sleeps only in the darkroom... 142 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,740 - Did you hear about my wife? - No... 143 00:10:53,032 --> 00:10:56,949 80,000 fine, for cigarette smuggling, commuted to three months. 144 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,657 Article 218. she's already served one and a half months. 145 00:11:01,782 --> 00:11:05,115 such an unlucky year. I even had to sell my camera. 146 00:11:06,824 --> 00:11:09,115 No little jobs on the horizon, some smuggling? 147 00:11:09,282 --> 00:11:12,324 How about 100,000 lira without lifting a finger? 148 00:11:12,449 --> 00:11:13,282 -100,000 lira? - Yes. 149 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:14,574 I could kiss you! 150 00:11:15,449 --> 00:11:16,824 You've woken up the kid. 151 00:11:18,324 --> 00:11:21,324 There he goes again. Have you lost it? 152 00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:24,490 What are you doing? Watch it! You can cry your eyes out, I've had it! 153 00:11:25,782 --> 00:11:29,740 He's so spoiled! so cute though! Have you ever seen him? 154 00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:31,157 - No. - Come see him. 155 00:11:32,615 --> 00:11:34,907 Cutie... come here daddy's darling. 156 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:37,532 Hey, we ain't got no time to waste. 157 00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:40,240 You're laughing now. What am I going to do with you? 158 00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:41,532 What am I going to do? 159 00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:43,115 You tell him. 160 00:12:00,407 --> 00:12:02,782 Ferribotte, what's up with you, man? 161 00:12:03,115 --> 00:12:06,990 Attempted theft of private property, Article 712:. six months. 162 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:11,115 I am not a first time offender, so I'll get 9 months for 100,000 fine. 163 00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:14,574 That means 12,000 lira a month. Big deal! 164 00:12:14,782 --> 00:12:15,574 How much do you want? 165 00:12:15,824 --> 00:12:19,074 No, we're far off... stop it! 166 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,032 Get your hands off the baby food! 167 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,740 I understand you've lost your teeth, still... 168 00:12:24,532 --> 00:12:27,574 And right now I really can't. Where would I leave the kid? 169 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:30,532 - In jail, with your wife. - Sure! 170 00:12:30,657 --> 00:12:33,449 They're well looked after in there. They've got the best nursery ever. 171 00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:37,990 The best in all Rome. I still remember it. When I was three... 172 00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:41,199 No, no, the kid'll go to jail when he's all grown up. 173 00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:42,449 - And if he chooses. - Fine. 174 00:12:42,782 --> 00:12:45,615 Guys, you'll never get an ex-con for 100,000 lira. 175 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,240 You need someone with a clean record. 176 00:12:47,574 --> 00:12:49,740 someone with a clean record? Who knows someone like that? 177 00:12:53,115 --> 00:12:53,907 Actually, I do know someone... 178 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,199 Who? 179 00:12:56,074 --> 00:13:00,074 I understand it's almost April, but why should I play the fool? 180 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,407 You're always broke. 181 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,615 And you still owe me for those passport pictures. 182 00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:07,115 Hey, do you or do you not read the papers. 183 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,032 I'm favored, and if I win I might even be a contender. 184 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,990 sure, contend what? 185 00:13:13,532 --> 00:13:14,907 With that spare tire around your waist. 186 00:13:18,115 --> 00:13:20,615 Are you Cosimo's moll? 187 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:21,824 Yea, why? 188 00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,990 Well then, it must have been a while since... 189 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:27,115 Get lost. 190 00:13:30,699 --> 00:13:31,657 Over here. 191 00:13:34,949 --> 00:13:37,282 If we each put in a little something, we might make it. 192 00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:38,990 - How much? - There are five of us. 10,000 lira a head. 193 00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:41,324 Marchetti and Picchioni. Come on, it's your turn. 194 00:13:41,449 --> 00:13:42,740 Coming. 195 00:13:50,157 --> 00:13:50,907 What do you want? 196 00:13:51,115 --> 00:13:52,907 Will 150,000 do? 197 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,532 We'll rustle up 50,000. 198 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:55,949 I can't. 199 00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,615 I'd be barred from the ring, understand? 200 00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:03,449 Take it easy. You have no record. 201 00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:05,740 You could get out on probation. At most, you'll get six months. 202 00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,532 Listen, read the papers tomorrow morning. 203 00:14:08,032 --> 00:14:10,199 You'll find me in the sports pages, 204 00:14:10,324 --> 00:14:12,657 and my opponent in the obituaries. 205 00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:17,365 Hey, doll, come on inside. I'll show you who's got the spare tire. 206 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,740 Bravo. That was a really great idea! 207 00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:29,574 Do you think a beefcake like him, would ever play the scapegoat? 208 00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:42,324 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 209 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,074 Bring in the self-confessed criminal. 210 00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:55,115 Your Honor, when I read that a poor old man was languishing in jail, 211 00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:58,407 my conscience got the best of me. I'm here to confess my crime. 212 00:14:58,574 --> 00:15:00,657 It was me, it was me the scoundrel, 213 00:15:00,782 --> 00:15:03,949 that forced the car door and ran away. 214 00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:05,907 Your Honor, this man is innocent. 215 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:06,865 - Oh, it's you! - I'm the one. 216 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,699 You scum. I had to go through the humiliation of been jailed, 217 00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:12,282 because of you. 218 00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:15,157 - I got thirteen months. - Courage. 219 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,782 Thirteen months I got. Me, an honest man. 220 00:15:17,907 --> 00:15:19,949 A poor family man... a sick, old man... 221 00:15:20,115 --> 00:15:22,032 And all because of you! Jude! 222 00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:28,074 I might deserve your contempt but I'm imploring you to forgive me. 223 00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:30,907 I even went to the Chapel of Divine Love. 224 00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:33,532 Please, help me clean this slate and start anew, please. 225 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:36,699 All right, all right. If you've made amends, I'll forgive you. 226 00:15:36,824 --> 00:15:38,157 No hard feelings. 227 00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:39,574 Thank you, thanks. 228 00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:40,407 Are you done? 229 00:15:40,532 --> 00:15:41,574 Yes, your Honor, yes. 230 00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:42,824 Fine. Lock them up... both of them. 231 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:46,365 One, two, one, two, one... 232 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:55,074 squad halt, right front, at ease. 233 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,490 Wait, wait. 234 00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:05,574 Damn. It was you, you! 235 00:16:09,074 --> 00:16:12,740 No, here we're all honest. Put out your hand. Wait, wait. 236 00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:17,574 What are you waiting for? 237 00:16:21,449 --> 00:16:25,157 Cutie pie, if you don't give back the dough, 238 00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:27,407 you'll sleep with the fishes. Got it? 239 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,074 I don't think so. 240 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,324 Listen, you coward... 241 00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:37,657 Hey Cosimo, why did I get the dough? To get locked up. 242 00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:39,074 I am locked up. 243 00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:42,490 And why did I give you the money? To get out. Am I out? 244 00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:45,740 - Well, what do you want? - scram. 245 00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:48,074 You could have kept it up a little better. 246 00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:50,074 It's obvious you've never seen any innocent people. I'm telling you. 247 00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:53,157 Is it my fault? You were pathetic. 248 00:16:53,282 --> 00:16:55,574 such a shame! What would you do outside anyway? 249 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:57,532 At least here, they'll feed you for free. 250 00:16:58,282 --> 00:17:00,699 Fine. You filthy beast. 251 00:17:01,115 --> 00:17:03,865 I had a little job to take care of if I got out. 252 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,949 No risks involved and major payoff. 253 00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:08,407 And instead, because of you, everything has gone up in smoke! 254 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:11,949 What little job? 255 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:17,532 This Cosimo will tell you for sure! so you can go and steal my plan? 256 00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:22,449 And when you get out... Oh, pretty boy, scram, scram! 257 00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:25,532 I can't even think about it. You know how the adage goes. 258 00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:27,324 Think about it twice and you're a cuckold. 259 00:17:27,449 --> 00:17:29,074 Cuckold?! You're talking to me, you dirty... 260 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,032 Let go or I'll kill you. 261 00:17:31,157 --> 00:17:33,907 How dare you? You're talking to me? 262 00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:36,449 Chow, boys. Chow. 263 00:17:36,615 --> 00:17:38,782 Pasta and beans. 264 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:07,282 This is the 1:45 to Ancona. 265 00:18:10,615 --> 00:18:11,907 Who gives a damn? 266 00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:18,266 May your father and mother drop dead if you have a cigarette 267 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,516 and aren't sharing. 268 00:18:24,557 --> 00:18:25,724 All orphans here, I see... 269 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:30,474 Pass the bottle I want to have a puff. 270 00:18:34,099 --> 00:18:35,099 Move. 271 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:39,557 Look, they've got their sentence. 272 00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:44,307 Jailed for stealing hay. 273 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:46,932 They seem pretty beat. 274 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,391 The poor things must have gotten a good licking! 275 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,224 - Go ask... - You, go. 276 00:19:12,974 --> 00:19:14,557 Boy, are you tired! 277 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,557 I bet you can't wait to die, so you can rest forever. 278 00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:28,307 How many? A few months? 279 00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:29,724 Years. 280 00:19:30,807 --> 00:19:31,807 Three years... 281 00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:47,141 I guess you're happy now, aren't you? 282 00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:48,891 - How can it be? - Right! 283 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,682 - I'd like our lawyer's opinion. - sure. 284 00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:53,766 Counselor... oh, come here... What's up? 285 00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:56,474 Lawyer? This is your lawyer? 286 00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,974 Get away, damn it, all is lost now. 287 00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:06,349 Three years. Three years... Oh, my poor mother. Damn it all. 288 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:07,516 It's not my fault! 289 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,432 And 150,000 lira. My poor, poor mother! 290 00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:13,016 Well, no. 291 00:20:13,141 --> 00:20:14,766 You've buried me alive, that's what you've done! 292 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:19,266 Come on, be a man! Where's all your courage? 293 00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:20,849 sure... 294 00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:23,516 What about me? You call me lucky? 295 00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:24,766 Don't you touch me. 296 00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:29,307 - Peppe, come on, don't give in. - Sure. 297 00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:30,849 I'll take care of your mother... 298 00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,349 if, when I get out I pull off that job, you'll see... 299 00:20:35,057 --> 00:20:37,641 If I were out right now, damn it all! 300 00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:42,891 still thinking about that deal. some stupid lousy idea, I bet you... 301 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,516 stupid, eh? 302 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:48,474 Last month I met a bricklayer in here. He was being transferred. 303 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:50,599 He'd stabbed his brother-in-law. 304 00:20:51,224 --> 00:20:54,849 He told me he'd just finished building a very thin partition wall... 305 00:20:55,182 --> 00:20:57,141 one of those you could poke open with your finger... 306 00:20:57,432 --> 00:20:58,016 so? 307 00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:02,307 Between a... a dining room and pawnshop. 308 00:21:02,682 --> 00:21:06,849 And what do you think there was in this room? The crib! 309 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:08,932 What? 310 00:21:09,641 --> 00:21:13,932 The crib. The safe for the jewels! The crib! 311 00:21:14,057 --> 00:21:15,891 Now you tell me whose rotten luck is it? Yours or mine? 312 00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:18,432 Right... this makes me sleep easier! 313 00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:22,016 And... and how were you gonna get into the apartment? 314 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,516 Knocking? "May I come in? I have a hole to drill..." 315 00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:27,932 What do you mean, how would I get in? 316 00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,266 Through the coal bin, of course. 317 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:34,016 The apartment is vacant. An unsplit inheritance, 318 00:21:34,141 --> 00:21:36,849 the usual formalities, legalities, courts proceedings. 319 00:21:37,266 --> 00:21:41,266 Vacant, understand? While here I am, locked up. 320 00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:43,807 Where is it? 321 00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,141 Via delle Madonne. 322 00:21:49,974 --> 00:21:51,141 You know what I say? 323 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,099 What? 324 00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:55,099 sounds like a good sting. 325 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,599 I like it. 326 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,141 Where are you going? 327 00:21:59,891 --> 00:22:05,516 I got a year... on probation. All my best. see you! 328 00:22:05,641 --> 00:22:08,307 Drop dead, you cowardly scumbag! 329 00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:12,932 The news traveled fast. 330 00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:16,391 Capannelle! 331 00:22:18,224 --> 00:22:20,141 What's going on? 332 00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:21,807 - He's getting out. - What? 333 00:22:21,932 --> 00:22:23,391 - He's getting out. - Who? Cosimo? 334 00:22:23,557 --> 00:22:26,849 No, Peppe. He's got to give us back the money now. 335 00:22:27,224 --> 00:22:29,724 For sure, or we'll beat him up. 336 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:33,057 You tell Tiberio. I'll tell Ferribotte. see ya! 337 00:22:33,349 --> 00:22:34,557 Leave it to me! 338 00:22:52,565 --> 00:22:53,273 Who's there? 339 00:22:58,607 --> 00:23:01,315 Michele. I forgot my keys. 340 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:11,982 But you're pretty. 341 00:23:14,273 --> 00:23:16,607 I heard you never get out 'cause you're ugly. 342 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:20,023 I don't know you. Leave. Michele is due back any minute now. 343 00:23:23,607 --> 00:23:25,898 I hope so. I have something very important to tell him. 344 00:23:26,482 --> 00:23:29,232 But first I'll tell him I'm going to turn him in for kidnapping... 345 00:23:29,565 --> 00:23:32,148 I understand keeping a girl under lock and key in Sicily. 346 00:23:32,482 --> 00:23:33,690 There's nowhere to go there! 347 00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:35,690 Nothing but rocks and cacti down there... 348 00:23:37,273 --> 00:23:39,690 Cactus is probably what grows in your backyard! 349 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:43,440 I wish. Only mushrooms there! I live in a basement. 350 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,732 It serves you right, talking that way about Sicily! 351 00:23:45,982 --> 00:23:49,523 Just joking. My name is Mario. Mario Angeletti. And yours? 352 00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:50,815 Carmela. 353 00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:55,440 You don't say! All sicilian women are called Carmela. But tell me... 354 00:23:56,065 --> 00:23:58,482 do you really like being always locked up in the house? 355 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:03,440 sometimes I get out. I go to the graveyard. 356 00:24:04,107 --> 00:24:05,690 That's fun for sure. 357 00:24:07,398 --> 00:24:08,690 I visit my mother. 358 00:24:12,398 --> 00:24:13,982 I'm a real ass, sorry! 359 00:24:16,148 --> 00:24:19,940 It's all right. And your mother, is she still with you? 360 00:24:20,315 --> 00:24:21,148 What? 361 00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:22,190 Is she alive? 362 00:24:22,482 --> 00:24:23,898 Oh, yes, yes, for sure she is. 363 00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:25,273 Michele! Hurry! 364 00:24:38,523 --> 00:24:40,648 Carmela, get decent. Your fiance is here. 365 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:48,565 I am presentable. 366 00:24:50,315 --> 00:24:51,232 Come in. 367 00:24:51,815 --> 00:24:54,357 May l? Good morning. 368 00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:56,148 see if there is any coffee. 369 00:25:07,023 --> 00:25:09,773 This question of the mattresses doesn't add up. 370 00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:11,898 My mother says it's up to the bride. 371 00:25:12,357 --> 00:25:13,523 What about the reception?! 372 00:25:13,815 --> 00:25:15,398 Reception and banquet, we split. 373 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,690 There's another question my mother wants cleared. 374 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:20,398 she doesn't understand what business you're in. 375 00:25:21,065 --> 00:25:24,190 What's that got to do with it? I'm... I'm a citrus fruit salesman. 376 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:25,523 Citrus? Would that be the company? 377 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,857 I'm sorry. 378 00:25:29,148 --> 00:25:29,815 What's that? 379 00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:33,107 You wait here, I get this. 380 00:25:42,898 --> 00:25:43,898 - Desiderio... - What? 381 00:25:44,732 --> 00:25:46,065 - Come with me. - Fine. 382 00:25:56,607 --> 00:25:57,815 - Wait here. - All right. 383 00:25:59,982 --> 00:26:01,315 They are releasing Peppe the boxer. 384 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,732 We've gotta get our money back. 385 00:26:03,023 --> 00:26:04,690 God, I run like crazy... I'm all out of breath. 386 00:26:25,898 --> 00:26:29,690 How are you doing, troublemaker? 387 00:26:30,732 --> 00:26:31,482 Fine. 388 00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:34,440 Out with the money. 389 00:26:36,857 --> 00:26:38,607 Why? What money. 390 00:26:41,523 --> 00:26:43,190 Can't you remember why I got it? 391 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,148 To go in, instead of Cosimo, right? 392 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,357 Right, and now you make sure you book a bed in the ER, 393 00:26:53,482 --> 00:26:54,565 'cause we're sending you straight there. 394 00:26:54,732 --> 00:26:56,482 You're tough. Four against one? 395 00:26:56,607 --> 00:26:58,148 Yeah, but we'll beat you up just once! 396 00:26:58,315 --> 00:27:00,815 Why? You should be happy to see me. 397 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,148 Wait a minute, wait. Easy. 398 00:27:04,565 --> 00:27:06,232 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 399 00:27:07,398 --> 00:27:08,898 What is it you want? 400 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:12,315 I'm... I'm... in charge of the deal... 401 00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:14,690 Cosimo told me. 402 00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:17,148 What are you doing with that bottle? Put it down! 403 00:27:17,273 --> 00:27:18,815 What do you mean, Cosimo told you? 404 00:27:19,148 --> 00:27:21,815 sure he did. The sting, we'll tackle it together. 405 00:27:22,398 --> 00:27:25,023 I... I was coming to see you. No need for... watch it... 406 00:27:25,607 --> 00:27:27,773 You're a sly one, aren't you? 407 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:30,815 Fine, fine. Forget it and let's get down to... Cut it out. 408 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,607 That's the baby's biscuits. 409 00:27:34,107 --> 00:27:37,107 You're all so suspicious I shouldn't tell you a thing. 410 00:27:38,732 --> 00:27:41,357 Fine. Prick up your ears. To pull this one off 411 00:27:41,523 --> 00:27:42,940 we've gotta prepare everything beforehand, 412 00:27:43,065 --> 00:27:44,690 calculate everything scientifically. 413 00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:46,523 Do you remember Via delle Madonne? 414 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:47,357 Yeah. 415 00:27:47,690 --> 00:27:49,773 Well, there's a pawnshop there. Know it? 416 00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:52,148 sure I do! They even got my sheets there. 417 00:27:52,565 --> 00:27:54,773 We're not talking about sheets now. We're talking jewelry. 418 00:27:55,648 --> 00:27:57,315 You're not thinking of breaking in, then and there, 419 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,857 in the middle of the street? 420 00:27:58,982 --> 00:28:01,982 Of course not! We'll get there through a vacant apartment. 421 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:07,190 There - those are the windows. Right? 422 00:28:09,065 --> 00:28:10,440 And that's the door. 423 00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:11,690 Picklock? 424 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,815 No. No lock picking, we'd be exposed for too long. 425 00:28:15,023 --> 00:28:16,357 There's a safer way. Follow me. 426 00:28:23,732 --> 00:28:25,773 Over there, on the right, see the coal bin? 427 00:28:27,398 --> 00:28:28,190 We'll go in through there. 428 00:28:28,815 --> 00:28:29,773 And where do we come out? 429 00:28:29,982 --> 00:28:33,398 I'll explain later. Capannelle, pretend to tie your shoelaces 430 00:28:33,565 --> 00:28:35,023 and check out that padlock. 431 00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:36,523 My shoes don't have laces. 432 00:28:37,648 --> 00:28:39,232 Fine. Ferribotte, please. 433 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,357 8 mm pliers will do. 434 00:28:56,773 --> 00:28:58,857 There. From the coal bin we come out there... 435 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:01,732 go down... 436 00:29:03,732 --> 00:29:06,232 take that stairway, see? 437 00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:10,398 Then up through the roof. 438 00:29:12,065 --> 00:29:13,857 Another little iron ladder this time. 439 00:29:15,107 --> 00:29:16,690 And from there, we come up to the terrace. 440 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:17,732 Just like an elevator. 441 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,648 - What then? - Wait: 442 00:29:18,898 --> 00:29:20,232 move over so you can see well. 443 00:29:21,023 --> 00:29:23,232 There, did you get to the terrace? 444 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,273 I hope so. 445 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,648 Now we go across the skylight- 446 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:32,732 quietly, everybody's asleep, nobody hears us- 447 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,857 and we get to that window, the one with the bars. 448 00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:39,982 What do you see there? 449 00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:45,398 The crib... The crib! 450 00:29:45,607 --> 00:29:48,565 sure, but you must be crazy. sawing the bars? 451 00:29:50,273 --> 00:29:54,440 Who said anything about sawing? Look at that window... on the left... 452 00:29:56,357 --> 00:29:56,815 Well? 453 00:29:57,732 --> 00:30:00,232 Well, I told you it's a walk in the park. 454 00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:06,982 so? That's the vacant apartment's window. Look, there it is. 455 00:30:08,523 --> 00:30:11,732 We go in... there's a partition wall that's a pushover... 456 00:30:12,232 --> 00:30:14,232 and there we are: crib's room. 457 00:30:14,357 --> 00:30:16,273 Nice and easy with all those millions waiting for us. 458 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,607 - What? Millions? - Millions! 459 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:19,065 Quiet! 460 00:30:19,357 --> 00:30:23,232 Capannelle though, he can't come with us. 461 00:30:23,815 --> 00:30:26,732 - Why not? - Look at you, dressed that way! 462 00:30:28,232 --> 00:30:28,982 sportswear. 463 00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:31,107 sportswear, my ass! You're in thief's uniform! 464 00:30:31,232 --> 00:30:34,107 - You'll have us arrested that way! - We'll end up in jail for sure. 465 00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:35,940 How do we open the safe? With the magic combination? 466 00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:37,273 What kind of photographer are you? 467 00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:38,648 What's that got to do with anything? 468 00:30:38,815 --> 00:30:41,107 It follows. To everybody, the job he's best suited for. 469 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,565 That's how the 'scientific' method works. 470 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,773 You set up here, 471 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:49,065 with your camera and that thing that gets things close... 472 00:30:49,232 --> 00:30:50,107 The telephoto lens. 473 00:30:50,232 --> 00:30:52,607 Yes, that one. Wait for the employee to open the safe 474 00:30:53,065 --> 00:30:54,773 and snap his every move. 475 00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:57,357 Then we call a safe expert. 476 00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:59,148 Dante Cruciani is the best. 477 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,523 Dante Cruciani, for instance. We'll show him the film, and that's it. 478 00:31:02,732 --> 00:31:03,773 Great idea! 479 00:31:04,232 --> 00:31:06,232 By the way, my camera is gone. 480 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,648 so what? At Porta Portese they have all the cameras you need. 481 00:31:08,815 --> 00:31:09,898 But I'm flat broke! 482 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:11,273 Were you thinking of buying it? 483 00:31:11,898 --> 00:31:13,690 Just work with me. We'll handle it. 484 00:31:20,357 --> 00:31:23,815 You're bound to make a good impression on your cousin 485 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:26,273 with this painting. Don't you think? 486 00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:29,023 Well, I really couldn't say... 487 00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:33,107 see, see here, it has depth to it. see this tree here. 488 00:31:33,232 --> 00:31:36,440 It's a very tasteful gift. Genteel, almost. 489 00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,773 This cypress shooting up into the sky, 490 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:43,940 the pleasantness of the countryside, the ducks, the pretty dame? 491 00:31:44,357 --> 00:31:46,065 And, look, signed by Raphael. 492 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,440 Yes, but Raphael de Santis... 493 00:31:49,773 --> 00:31:52,232 For a thousand lira, what do you want? A real Raphael? 494 00:31:52,982 --> 00:31:54,440 Well. I wouldn't know, 495 00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:56,773 but a gift should always be the best one can pick. 496 00:31:56,982 --> 00:31:59,148 Come now. For a thousand lira, it's a... steal. 497 00:31:59,898 --> 00:32:00,773 That's true. 498 00:32:17,232 --> 00:32:19,648 Cute, these aprons. Let me have three. 499 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:21,107 I think for my mother they're just fine. 500 00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:22,857 - All three of them? - Yes, those. All three alike. 501 00:32:23,023 --> 00:32:24,107 The ones with Donald Duck. 502 00:32:24,315 --> 00:32:24,982 I got it. 503 00:32:36,107 --> 00:32:37,773 shut up and pay attention. There's the safe. 504 00:32:38,273 --> 00:32:39,190 The crib! 505 00:32:39,565 --> 00:32:41,440 Quiet, I have to focus it. I was trying to focus it. 506 00:32:41,857 --> 00:32:43,982 It's moving. I was setting up the shot... 507 00:32:46,523 --> 00:32:47,565 It's all blurred. 508 00:32:48,148 --> 00:32:49,940 Well kids, the camera is old, the lens is old, 509 00:32:50,065 --> 00:32:51,357 this ain't Hollywood, you know. 510 00:32:52,857 --> 00:32:54,357 - And who's the kid? - Who is it? 511 00:32:54,523 --> 00:32:56,648 - It's my kid, I shot a few trial frames at home. -He's cute! 512 00:32:56,773 --> 00:32:58,065 - Really cute! - Cutie! 513 00:32:58,232 --> 00:32:59,690 But he's crying. Why is he crying so much? 514 00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:02,690 Daddy's boy! Look what a close up he got. 515 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:06,482 Look closely, now he gets up... goes to the safe... look closely... 516 00:33:06,607 --> 00:33:08,940 Watch what he's doing now... and see what a shot I got! 517 00:33:15,065 --> 00:33:16,523 We've even got the pants in the shot. 518 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,023 Filming the underpants adds to the shot... What did you do? Go on, go! 519 00:33:18,148 --> 00:33:19,357 You're wasting our time. 520 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:24,357 It can happen. Now it's coming up again. shut up. Here it is. 521 00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:25,023 And what's that supposed to be? 522 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:25,607 - What did you do? - I shot it in over two days. 523 00:33:27,232 --> 00:33:28,107 - Cute, though. - The kid, does he cry all the time? 524 00:33:28,232 --> 00:33:28,732 I don't believe this. 525 00:33:28,857 --> 00:33:30,190 I had enough. Who cares about the kid, really! 526 00:33:30,357 --> 00:33:32,315 - And who's this guy? - The bartender. 527 00:33:32,565 --> 00:33:34,315 Who gives a damn about the bartender? 528 00:33:34,648 --> 00:33:36,357 I wasn't the one to send for coffee, you know! 529 00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:40,190 There's a lady coming in now with a watch. she puts it down, 530 00:33:40,398 --> 00:33:43,357 he picks it up, takes it to the safe. Here she comes, see? 531 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:47,065 - Hey, look, it's your watch Capanne', look. - What? 532 00:33:47,315 --> 00:33:52,232 Quiet, now he gives her the receipt. There. see, now? 533 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:54,565 Watch carefully now, this is it. Here it comes. 534 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:56,023 It's skipping. 535 00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:58,857 It skips because it's old; we got it at Porta Portese. 536 00:34:03,232 --> 00:34:05,940 The combination, watch it, watch... 537 00:34:10,398 --> 00:34:14,982 - All the money we've invested! - Money? I stole it! 538 00:34:15,773 --> 00:34:20,148 Be quiet... so Dante, what do you think? 539 00:34:28,898 --> 00:34:31,023 - As a movie? It's lousy. - Thanks a lot! 540 00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,232 - Did you hear that? - sure I did. 541 00:34:34,232 --> 00:34:36,440 But what I got to see, it's better than nothing at all. 542 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:40,315 so... The safe: it's a Commodoro 50 model, 543 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,398 and not a particularly difficult one. 544 00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:44,023 It's in the bag then! 545 00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:46,148 Who's that? Ferribotte? 546 00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:50,190 Ah, the job at Foro Pancrazio, via Merulana, 1952? 547 00:34:50,398 --> 00:34:52,023 No, I didn't get the honor. 548 00:34:52,315 --> 00:34:56,023 'Til last year I was in plumbing with Armando Lucherini. 549 00:34:56,523 --> 00:35:00,065 Ah, little Armando, he knows the tools of his trade, all right. 550 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,107 And so? 551 00:35:01,523 --> 00:35:07,482 Well, boys, it's 50,000 for my services. 552 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,065 - Are we understood? - Oh, God. 553 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,482 - What did he just say? - Exorbitant. 554 00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:11,857 - And in advance! - Fifty thousand! 555 00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:20,523 So it was up to Mario to come up with the money. 556 00:35:54,315 --> 00:35:55,565 Mario, it's you! 557 00:35:56,107 --> 00:35:56,982 Ada! 558 00:35:57,398 --> 00:35:58,273 How are things? 559 00:35:58,482 --> 00:35:59,398 Not too bad. 560 00:35:59,815 --> 00:36:02,190 Ada, come see who's here. 561 00:36:03,148 --> 00:36:04,440 Mario's here! 562 00:36:04,815 --> 00:36:06,315 Hi, my beautiful big mamma. How are you? 563 00:36:06,482 --> 00:36:07,273 Fine, and you? 564 00:36:07,607 --> 00:36:08,357 Fine, fine. 565 00:36:08,857 --> 00:36:11,648 Let me look at you. How ugly you've become... 566 00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:12,607 What do you mean 'ugly'? 567 00:36:12,732 --> 00:36:14,023 Assunta. Assunta. 568 00:36:14,357 --> 00:36:15,482 I bet you Mario's here. 569 00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:19,982 I knew it. There he is. Mario! 570 00:36:20,148 --> 00:36:23,232 Ciao, my beautiful big mamma. 571 00:36:25,065 --> 00:36:26,190 You're looking good. 572 00:36:26,815 --> 00:36:29,357 Let's take another look. You look so run down. 573 00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:31,690 - No. - sure you are. You're so run down. 574 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,273 What do you mean 'run down'? He doesn't look it to me. 575 00:36:34,398 --> 00:36:36,065 - The last one to see you, right? - Hi, mom. 576 00:36:36,815 --> 00:36:38,440 - I need to have a word with you. - How are you? 577 00:36:39,523 --> 00:36:41,148 - Are you back? - Quiet, don't shout. 578 00:36:41,273 --> 00:36:45,107 - Take off your coats. - Wash your hands. 579 00:36:46,107 --> 00:36:47,898 What did he tell her? That he wants to have a word? 580 00:36:48,232 --> 00:36:50,107 Why her? Don't we count for anything? 581 00:36:54,732 --> 00:36:56,357 - Did something happen? - No. 582 00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:00,607 He says he's here for his bank book. 583 00:37:00,898 --> 00:37:04,607 I need some money to buy a coat. I'm cold. 584 00:37:05,565 --> 00:37:06,607 We'll take care of it. 585 00:37:07,065 --> 00:37:09,357 The countess will give us one of her capes. 586 00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:10,648 she's got a storage room full. 587 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:14,357 Can you picture me in one of those capes? I've had enough of them. 588 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:17,982 He's right. Mario is a man now, and he needs a real coat. 589 00:37:21,565 --> 00:37:23,190 When are they going to get new ones? 590 00:37:23,565 --> 00:37:26,023 This here is the hole I made to hide my cigarettes in! 591 00:37:26,482 --> 00:37:30,357 Now, tell me, Mario... You're not unemployed, are you? 592 00:37:31,065 --> 00:37:34,607 No, I work... now and then, but I work. 593 00:37:34,898 --> 00:37:37,690 Why is it you can't get a steady job? 594 00:37:37,982 --> 00:37:39,482 You're a certified cabinetmaker. 595 00:37:39,773 --> 00:37:41,607 Right, certified. 596 00:37:42,065 --> 00:37:45,023 I know what it is. He's ashamed to show the diploma he got from here. 597 00:37:45,607 --> 00:37:50,523 Why does it have to say 'orphanage'... charitable institution? 598 00:37:50,898 --> 00:37:52,357 What kind of a diploma is that? It's like being branded a son of a... 599 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:58,815 Mario, listen. We'll lend you the money for the coat, 600 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,482 but you're keeping your hands off your savings. 601 00:38:01,357 --> 00:38:04,440 No, in that case I'll do without it. 602 00:38:09,398 --> 00:38:12,857 Of all the brats that pass through here, 603 00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:15,440 why am I the only one you put up with? 604 00:38:18,357 --> 00:38:21,023 Don't worry, I'll put the money back. 605 00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:24,148 I have some friends, and if all goes well 606 00:38:24,273 --> 00:38:25,773 I'll take all three of you away from here. 607 00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:38,124 Every safe is a thing unto itself. 608 00:38:39,832 --> 00:38:41,624 some have crossed bars, 609 00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:45,249 some are triangular, and others circular. 610 00:38:46,332 --> 00:38:48,666 All of them, however, are made so that the lock 611 00:38:48,832 --> 00:38:49,666 doesn't have any openings around it. 612 00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:51,957 Hey, what are you doing? Eating? 613 00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:56,249 Just pay a little attention, right? You can eat during recess. 614 00:38:58,832 --> 00:39:02,124 Now, one way to opening them is by using dynamite. 615 00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:05,499 The system preferred by the famous fu Cimin. 616 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,124 Fu-Ci-Min? Who is he? A Chinese guy? 617 00:39:08,499 --> 00:39:09,999 What Chinese? He was Venetian. 618 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:13,332 Fo means... 'the late', Cimin is his surname, see? 619 00:39:14,332 --> 00:39:16,624 The poor guy got blown up with the safe. 620 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:22,124 Therefore, I'm ruling out this method outright, O.K.? 621 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:28,582 - so let's carry on. As I was saying... - Dante Cruciani? Checking on you. 622 00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:30,832 Oh poor me, the cops, the cops... 623 00:39:32,832 --> 00:39:33,957 Here I am, sergeant. 624 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:39,124 Rascals! scoundrels! 625 00:39:40,082 --> 00:39:42,166 If I catch one of them I'll beat him black and blue! 626 00:39:43,499 --> 00:39:46,916 Rascals! They almost gave me a heart attack. 627 00:39:47,832 --> 00:39:49,499 I thought it was unlikely. He did stop by yesterday. 628 00:39:50,082 --> 00:39:55,291 Right, listen here... Most safes have three or four locks. 629 00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,082 Only one matters, though. 630 00:39:57,374 --> 00:39:58,582 And now do we know which one it is? 631 00:39:58,832 --> 00:40:01,707 How do you know, eh? Drill a little hole and insert a pipe! 632 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:03,749 I see... 633 00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:05,374 You fill the safe with water... 634 00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:06,207 Water? 635 00:40:06,374 --> 00:40:07,999 ...from the lock that... water, water... 636 00:40:08,957 --> 00:40:12,707 from the lock that spills the watery... liquid... let's say... 637 00:40:12,832 --> 00:40:14,082 that's the good one. 638 00:40:14,207 --> 00:40:15,166 But, is it practical? 639 00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:16,082 No. 640 00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,457 Guys, let's clarify one thing right now. 641 00:40:18,832 --> 00:40:21,874 No method is 100 percent sure when dealing with safes. 642 00:40:22,499 --> 00:40:27,291 There's one and only one guarantee: the circular saw. 643 00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:31,374 And now let's move on to some practical exercise 644 00:40:31,499 --> 00:40:34,124 with a dummy safe... 645 00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:42,457 Here we are. see all these holes? These are all timings studied by me. 646 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:49,332 Watch it now. Fu Cimin system... dynamite... 647 00:40:52,749 --> 00:40:56,582 Notice the perfection, and the diameter of this orifice here, 648 00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:57,624 one hour and fifteen minutes! 649 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:58,624 One hour and fifteen minutes! 650 00:40:58,791 --> 00:40:59,916 Right! Right... 651 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:05,999 In those times! Industrially powered saw, fifty kilos of metal. 652 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,082 Right, goodbye! 653 00:41:07,207 --> 00:41:08,499 No, no... no, absolutely out of the question. 654 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:15,374 Well, look at this other hole, Wolgemut, German, handsaw. 655 00:41:16,499 --> 00:41:20,666 With a lot of elbow grease you might swing it in three hours. 656 00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:22,957 Have you got three hours? 657 00:41:23,874 --> 00:41:27,166 Tonight we're sorting out the watches 658 00:41:27,332 --> 00:41:29,291 to study the movements in the building, 659 00:41:30,082 --> 00:41:32,666 the store's hours, very scientific you know. 660 00:41:33,249 --> 00:41:35,416 still, we should have three hours clean. 661 00:41:35,874 --> 00:41:41,249 Now let's go ahead with the job... in corpore vili... You. 662 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:42,291 What? 663 00:41:42,457 --> 00:41:44,916 Take the oil can and lubricate. 664 00:41:45,207 --> 00:41:50,124 Lubrication must be continuous and uninterrupted. 665 00:41:50,332 --> 00:41:52,291 I'd rather not get mixed up with these technicalities... 666 00:41:52,457 --> 00:41:53,124 Go ahead! 667 00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:56,582 Dante Cruciani. Checking on you. 668 00:41:57,999 --> 00:42:00,957 Rascals. If I catch one of them I'll make him black and blue. 669 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:04,332 Ready? Go ahead. All ready? 670 00:42:04,624 --> 00:42:06,207 It's 5:35 pm. 671 00:42:06,332 --> 00:42:07,124 You tell us tomorrow. 672 00:42:07,249 --> 00:42:08,457 I'm going, O.K.? 673 00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:12,874 Dad, dad the sergeant is here. 674 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:16,457 Oh, God, God I'm done for. Hide the safe. 675 00:42:16,624 --> 00:42:20,457 Cruciani! Where are you? 676 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:23,582 Cruciani! Are you there? 677 00:42:27,832 --> 00:42:31,791 Boys! What's up? 678 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,207 It's the pretty ladies' soap... 679 00:42:35,207 --> 00:42:38,291 - Hello, Sarge. - Sarge, how are you? 680 00:42:38,916 --> 00:42:42,957 Hello, Sarge, just doing a little laundry, see? 681 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,291 Excuse me, have you got a match? 682 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:03,957 You could have showed up a little earlier. 683 00:43:04,124 --> 00:43:06,291 You know I've got the kid, damn it! 684 00:43:07,832 --> 00:43:11,374 The doorman opens up at six, then he cleans the stairway, 685 00:43:14,332 --> 00:43:16,124 starting from the top floor. 686 00:43:16,291 --> 00:43:17,957 The pawnshop opens at eight... Thanks. 687 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:26,041 Listen here. The tobacconist opens at 8 am too. 688 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:28,082 Gimme back my matches. 689 00:43:29,749 --> 00:43:31,916 Take this... cutie! 690 00:43:33,666 --> 00:43:35,499 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! 691 00:43:35,791 --> 00:43:37,582 Buy two bars of butter! 692 00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:40,582 If you don't have enough money tell them to put it on the account. 693 00:43:40,707 --> 00:43:41,707 But hurry! 694 00:43:43,124 --> 00:43:44,457 Isn't that our apartment? 695 00:43:44,582 --> 00:43:45,707 Yes, and there are people in it. 696 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:48,582 It's over. 697 00:43:49,207 --> 00:43:54,291 It was a tough set back, but our heroes didn't give up. 698 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:58,041 The owners are two old spinsters. They never leave the house. 699 00:43:58,166 --> 00:43:59,624 That's really good news. 700 00:43:59,832 --> 00:44:02,082 You shut your mouth! Kept watch all day 701 00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:03,499 and didn't notice a thing! 702 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:07,499 But every Thursday they go to oversee their vineyards in Genzano. 703 00:44:07,749 --> 00:44:08,957 Leaving the house unattended? 704 00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,707 No, the little maid stays back. 705 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:11,707 And she's hot. 706 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:15,957 I got it, I got it. Whenever there's a pretty girl, 707 00:44:16,749 --> 00:44:19,249 sooner or later, Peppe finds his way in. 708 00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:37,666 such apples, such apples! sweet like molasses! 709 00:44:37,832 --> 00:44:42,624 Ehi, do you remember this song? Miss? Miss, may I carry your bags? 710 00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:43,749 Ehi, she's dumb. 711 00:44:43,999 --> 00:44:46,416 No, she's not, right? You can't just leave. Listen. 712 00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:47,249 You're gorgeous! 713 00:44:47,707 --> 00:44:49,041 If you don't leave now, I'll smash your head with my bag! 714 00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:50,957 she is sour and... sweet. 715 00:44:51,749 --> 00:44:52,916 Leave me alone or I'll call the police. 716 00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:54,791 Good, so we get locked up together. 717 00:44:55,957 --> 00:44:58,124 Well? What's this? 718 00:44:59,499 --> 00:45:01,791 Where do you live? This is a civilized country! 719 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:04,999 This is none of your business. 720 00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:06,582 shame on you! 721 00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:07,707 see you! 722 00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:14,166 Mother of God! 723 00:45:14,374 --> 00:45:16,041 You bully! Let me go, you're breaking my arm. 724 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,041 This hurts! Good God, I'm sorry! 725 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:19,707 What are you doing? He wasn't doing anything! Let them go! 726 00:45:19,832 --> 00:45:22,457 Just go, quickly! 727 00:45:23,249 --> 00:45:24,249 Let's go, let's go, he's strong! 728 00:45:27,499 --> 00:45:29,207 - D'you hurt 'em, poor things? - They deserved it. 729 00:45:30,332 --> 00:45:32,874 May l? Pierluigi Capannelle, accountant. 730 00:45:33,374 --> 00:45:34,624 Are you from up North too? 731 00:45:34,749 --> 00:45:37,124 Padua... well, I really must go now. 732 00:45:37,249 --> 00:45:37,791 Why? 733 00:45:37,957 --> 00:45:40,749 My fiance is waiting. He's off duty. 734 00:45:40,957 --> 00:45:43,582 He's a captain, but next month he'll be promoted lieutenant. Goodbye. 735 00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:57,124 Miss, miss! 736 00:45:59,499 --> 00:46:00,874 Could I see you again? 737 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,249 What? Not today. I'm expecting my fiance from Brescia... 738 00:46:04,832 --> 00:46:06,499 I say! How many fiances have you got? 739 00:46:06,707 --> 00:46:07,416 Three. 740 00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:13,457 And with all... all your workload... you find time for all three of them? 741 00:46:13,957 --> 00:46:14,749 What workload? 742 00:46:16,082 --> 00:46:18,999 Well... your shopping. Don't you go shopping? 743 00:46:19,249 --> 00:46:22,749 I do it because it's fun, I lend my aunts a hand, 744 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:23,791 as I'm staying with them. 745 00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:25,832 You see, my father's a colonel. 746 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:28,874 Ah, I see, all in the army then? 747 00:46:29,332 --> 00:46:34,457 No, my father is... what d'you call it? In the alpine corps. 748 00:46:34,832 --> 00:46:37,874 The alpine corps. Good, good. In the North we're, 749 00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:40,457 we're all in the alpine corps, right? 750 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,082 Hello. 751 00:46:45,332 --> 00:46:48,124 It's only that, when you're a salesman 752 00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:51,624 traveling all the time, your accent gets contaminated. 753 00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:53,082 But traveling is so nice, right? 754 00:46:53,332 --> 00:46:58,041 Right, but putting down roots too. Me, I am a gypsy. 755 00:47:00,582 --> 00:47:05,791 It's ugly Miss, you know, to be lonely, defenseless... 756 00:47:06,874 --> 00:47:09,082 Defenseless yes, but you're nice and strong right? 757 00:47:09,332 --> 00:47:11,541 Well, yes... I do train. 758 00:47:12,374 --> 00:47:14,416 You're not a boxer, right? so gruesome... 759 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:19,707 No, no, no! What boxing! Tennis, golf, polo... 760 00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:23,291 I say, you know how to punch even without having learned to box. 761 00:47:23,499 --> 00:47:25,791 That's not it; those two were two dirty low lives. 762 00:47:27,082 --> 00:47:30,791 No... no... it's not like I despise the lower classes. 763 00:47:31,207 --> 00:47:34,624 I like them a lot. Actually, the lower the better. 764 00:47:36,499 --> 00:47:38,791 ...I like... I like maids too... 765 00:47:39,249 --> 00:47:40,124 Good! 766 00:47:40,249 --> 00:47:44,957 Let's say you were a maid. I would like you all the same. 767 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:46,957 That is so generous of you. 768 00:47:47,249 --> 00:47:48,957 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! What are you doing? 769 00:47:49,082 --> 00:47:50,082 Coming. 770 00:47:51,332 --> 00:47:52,291 Who's that? 771 00:47:52,874 --> 00:47:57,332 He's... he's my boyfriend's attendant... Goodbye. 772 00:47:57,832 --> 00:47:59,124 Could... could we meet tomorrow? 773 00:47:59,332 --> 00:48:03,082 No, not tomorrow. sunday, four o'clock, here. Right? Goodbye. 774 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:09,499 so, what's up with that one? 775 00:48:09,749 --> 00:48:10,832 Nothing. He's my cousin. 776 00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:11,749 Right. Your cousin! 777 00:48:11,874 --> 00:48:12,916 Let's go so you can give me a hand with the shopping. 778 00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:13,957 Let's go, let's go. 779 00:48:14,832 --> 00:48:16,916 But Peppe and his friends didn't take into account that now 780 00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:22,124 and then in Italy there's a general pardon... 781 00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:44,041 steer. 782 00:48:50,374 --> 00:48:54,832 Kid, come here... let me in... follow that car... 783 00:48:58,499 --> 00:48:59,666 Enough! 784 00:49:00,707 --> 00:49:03,916 Go, that one, go, c'mon. There it is... bump it! 785 00:49:09,124 --> 00:49:11,791 Hurry! There he is, run him down! 786 00:49:16,999 --> 00:49:18,416 Get off, you rotter! Get off! 787 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:21,832 If you wanna speak with me, get an appointment. 788 00:49:21,999 --> 00:49:22,957 Appointment? 789 00:49:23,332 --> 00:49:25,291 Get your hands off me! Get lost! Take your hands off me. Go away! 790 00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,624 I'll give you the appointment! Coward, come out! 791 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,124 Move Nicoletta! Leave me alone! ...and stop it! 792 00:49:30,832 --> 00:49:31,957 Where are you running off to? I'll kill you! 793 00:49:32,082 --> 00:49:32,832 Nicoletta! Here, grab! 794 00:49:33,999 --> 00:49:35,541 What are you doing? It's loaded! 795 00:49:37,332 --> 00:49:38,624 stop! You coward! 796 00:49:39,749 --> 00:49:41,499 Mind! There are live caps in it. 797 00:49:41,832 --> 00:49:42,832 Don't move! I'll kill you, you know! 798 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,541 Are you crazy? You're blinding me! 799 00:49:48,332 --> 00:49:49,791 Cosimo, stop! What are you doing? 800 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,916 You get out of the way. You went off with him! 801 00:49:52,082 --> 00:49:53,957 Do you want to compromise yourself? 802 00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:54,791 stop it! Let me go! 803 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:56,291 - Cosimo, don't play the fool. - A fool? 804 00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,124 st... st... stay with us. Let's work together. 805 00:49:58,291 --> 00:49:58,916 With you? 806 00:49:59,041 --> 00:49:59,916 We are all friends, right? 807 00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:00,999 shut your mouth, slut! 808 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:03,416 - Get lost! You old man! - Old man? 809 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,541 - You're old and you're acting all cocky! -Me? You're calling me old? 810 00:50:06,082 --> 00:50:07,874 Careful, or I'm going to kill you, you know! 811 00:50:25,082 --> 00:50:28,916 Cosimo, I don't bear any grudges, 812 00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:31,874 if you wanna stay with us 813 00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:33,957 and get your share. 814 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:46,582 Cosimo, he never just got his slice. 815 00:50:47,207 --> 00:50:48,791 Well, then, I'm sorry, 816 00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:52,457 but here we follow Menga's laws. 817 00:50:56,124 --> 00:50:58,166 You're a dirty bunch. 818 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:22,874 Who is it? 819 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,541 Michele, I forgot my keys. 820 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:34,874 Just a moment... 821 00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:46,582 This'll teach you a lesson for next time. 822 00:51:46,999 --> 00:51:49,666 Ah, it'll teach me a lesson, eh? While you... 823 00:51:50,749 --> 00:51:52,249 Come closer, I want to ask you something. 824 00:51:52,374 --> 00:51:53,291 What? 825 00:51:54,582 --> 00:51:56,582 I want to tell you that I don't like you marrying that peasant. 826 00:51:57,457 --> 00:51:58,624 How dare you! 827 00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:08,707 God, this hurts! God, God, God... 828 00:52:08,832 --> 00:52:11,124 - Did I hurt you? - Yes... 829 00:52:21,582 --> 00:52:23,957 Meanwhile Cosimo was thinking of revenge:. Peppe and his friends 830 00:52:24,124 --> 00:52:28,707 would not enjoy the fruit of their betrayal. 831 00:53:05,207 --> 00:53:06,082 We're closed. 832 00:53:06,207 --> 00:53:07,374 Just a moment. 833 00:53:11,332 --> 00:53:12,291 Here you go, ma'am. 834 00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:27,166 Do you know it? 835 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:33,457 sure I know it. It's a small caliber Baretta, in very poor condition. 836 00:53:33,832 --> 00:53:34,666 One thousand lira. 837 00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:38,457 Well? 838 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:33,082 Wanna dance? 839 00:54:33,207 --> 00:54:34,749 No. I've taken a pledge. 840 00:54:42,832 --> 00:54:47,124 Well... maybe... you like me 'cause you're an extrovert, 841 00:54:49,332 --> 00:54:50,624 my opposite. 842 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,082 I, on the other hand, internalize. 843 00:54:55,832 --> 00:54:59,457 Maybe 'cause I've always been alone, I've suffered a lot in my life. 844 00:55:02,457 --> 00:55:07,082 Happiness is like a flower that, you p-p-pluck only once. 845 00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:13,416 Listen, why don't we get out of here, 846 00:55:13,624 --> 00:55:16,999 I'd love to be alone with you for a bit. 847 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,124 Oh, poor devil! 848 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:22,499 Why? It's only so we can talk better. 849 00:55:22,874 --> 00:55:27,791 To get to know each other. Any place will do. 850 00:55:28,124 --> 00:55:35,332 Your place, my place. It doesn't matter. 851 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,249 - My place? - Yes. 852 00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:37,464 What about my aunts? 853 00:55:37,499 --> 00:55:41,166 You're contradicting yourself You're not all that clear then! 854 00:55:41,832 --> 00:55:44,791 I'm sorry but you said that your ...aunts leave now and then, 855 00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:46,707 and they leave the house unattended... 856 00:55:46,874 --> 00:55:47,791 Yes, it's true. 857 00:55:47,999 --> 00:55:54,791 so what? No. Let's be honest from day one. Otherwise suspicion, 858 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:57,499 the real kiss of death for love, seeps in. 859 00:55:57,624 --> 00:56:00,666 slow down, who said love? It's all in your head. 860 00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:02,416 If you really want to know, 861 00:56:02,541 --> 00:56:04,416 I've also asked Guido and Fernando here. 862 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,332 Them too! 863 00:56:06,832 --> 00:56:08,791 I'm a well brought up girl you know! 864 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:12,041 I can't go dancing with one guy only. It would compromise me. 865 00:56:13,124 --> 00:56:16,291 What you need to learn is that you must date me and me alone. 866 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,291 I date whom I please. 867 00:56:20,249 --> 00:56:21,624 - Hello, Guido. - Hi! 868 00:56:22,207 --> 00:56:23,666 - Hi! - Where are you going? 869 00:56:23,832 --> 00:56:25,207 Let go of me. Leave me alone. Don't be rude. 870 00:56:25,957 --> 00:56:28,499 Fine, but remember that I don't take anybody back, 871 00:56:28,832 --> 00:56:29,791 not even with apologies. 872 00:56:30,499 --> 00:56:31,291 What do I care? 873 00:56:42,957 --> 00:56:44,249 What a tramp! 874 00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:49,249 she's playing hard to get? 875 00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:51,957 she's not worth the bother. 876 00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:00,832 Listen Peppe, believe me, let's leave it. 877 00:57:02,582 --> 00:57:05,791 It started like nothing, and now it's blown out of proportion. 878 00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:07,999 Damn her! 879 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:19,249 Don't you agree? I'm talking to you! 880 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,249 What do you want? Leave me alone! 881 00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:28,291 This jerk! He gets all worked up about it. You were playing so cool. 882 00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:30,749 Have you fallen in love with that maid? 883 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:32,749 Those two, l... 884 00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:33,916 Come here! 885 00:57:34,124 --> 00:57:34,874 Move, 886 00:57:38,832 --> 00:57:39,624 and you get out of the way! 887 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:41,291 Ah, here again? 888 00:57:43,582 --> 00:57:44,624 You're cute, aren't you? 889 00:57:46,916 --> 00:57:47,916 What are you laughing at? 890 00:57:48,082 --> 00:57:50,041 What? since when is laughing forbidden? It's Mardis Gras! 891 00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,957 And any joke is good, right? 892 00:57:55,957 --> 00:58:01,124 Anyway, I am partner at a... at a funeral home, right? 893 00:58:06,541 --> 00:58:07,999 And I am his partner. 894 00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,541 Well, share this one then! 895 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:21,624 Oh, God! 896 00:58:37,374 --> 00:58:38,082 Oh, our Lady! 897 00:58:40,624 --> 00:58:43,957 Have you gone insane! For that tramp of a peasant! 898 00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:45,874 If there's a tramp here, that's you. I don't even know you! 899 00:58:46,291 --> 00:58:49,249 Ah, you don't know me? But I know you. 900 00:58:50,082 --> 00:58:52,207 - Colonel's daughter all right! - Let's go, c'mon. 901 00:58:52,332 --> 00:58:53,707 You're a servant, that's what you are! 902 00:58:53,832 --> 00:58:55,416 - Who? Who's a servant? - You! 903 00:59:06,332 --> 00:59:07,499 They've disfigured me. 904 00:59:07,624 --> 00:59:09,624 - Would you cut it out? You've spoiled it! - Let's see, you owe me 905 00:59:09,749 --> 00:59:13,249 four sodas, six Coca Colas, two cream sodas and one beer. 906 00:59:14,457 --> 00:59:17,666 Did I drink it all? 907 00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:20,916 Not drank, smashed. Wait a minute... 908 00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:24,416 there're also two glasses, one chair and an ashtray. 909 00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:27,457 - When? - It's all written here! 910 00:59:27,624 --> 00:59:28,957 You're telling me? 911 00:59:30,999 --> 00:59:34,291 Fine, fine, I'll pay... Right now I don't have any cash... 912 00:59:34,499 --> 00:59:35,457 send me the bill home, right? 913 00:59:35,624 --> 00:59:37,457 - Fine, what's your name? - What? 914 00:59:37,624 --> 00:59:38,499 What's your name? 915 00:59:40,457 --> 00:59:45,541 Capannelle, Capannelle Pierluigi, Circonvallazione Latina 457. 916 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:47,291 Four, five, seven. 917 00:59:50,957 --> 00:59:52,457 What do you want? 918 00:59:54,666 --> 00:59:55,582 Let me see. 919 00:59:56,374 --> 00:59:59,332 - I don't know you... - C'mon... 920 01:00:01,499 --> 01:00:02,541 this is bad. 921 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:05,707 'This is bad'? It's all your fault! 922 01:00:05,832 --> 01:00:06,791 - Mine? - sure. 923 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:09,207 And that one, who was she? 924 01:00:11,791 --> 01:00:13,999 Well, one of my conquests. 925 01:00:15,332 --> 01:00:17,874 she saw you with me and, and she got jealous. 926 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:24,249 Do you, do you believe what she said about me? 927 01:00:25,207 --> 01:00:26,082 Well... 928 01:00:28,082 --> 01:00:28,874 no. 929 01:00:37,999 --> 01:00:40,791 Well, it's true... I work as domestic help. 930 01:00:45,291 --> 01:00:49,082 What does it matter? We're a democratic country, are we not? 931 01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:52,291 But I won't do the laundry! 932 01:00:55,957 --> 01:00:56,957 Easy... 933 01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:02,332 - Better? - No. 934 01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:06,499 still, this is the last time I go out with you. 935 01:01:06,624 --> 01:01:07,332 Why? 936 01:01:07,499 --> 01:01:08,999 Why? You fight in the street, you fight at the amusement park, 937 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,124 you fight at the dance. 938 01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:12,749 It's better if we do it your way, then. 939 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:14,666 My way? 940 01:01:15,624 --> 01:01:16,457 We go to my place. 941 01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:19,291 - To... to your place?! - Yes... 942 01:01:21,499 --> 01:01:22,291 This way? Right now? 943 01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:25,874 Not right now. Those ones, my mistresses, aren't home. 944 01:01:26,332 --> 01:01:28,041 Thursday night, they'll leave for Genzano 945 01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:29,332 and will be back the morning after. 946 01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:31,457 Is that right? Great! Great! 947 01:01:31,707 --> 01:01:32,832 - I'll make you dinner, right? - Thanks. 948 01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:35,999 Oh, God I can't laugh, it hurts. Don't make me laugh! 949 01:01:36,874 --> 01:01:37,499 Don't make me laugh! 950 01:01:37,624 --> 01:01:40,832 But at the same time... 951 01:02:43,874 --> 01:02:46,416 Help... help! stop, thief. Help! Let go of me! 952 01:02:46,582 --> 01:02:49,332 I'm not a thief! What do you want? 953 01:02:50,874 --> 01:02:53,582 stop. thief... help!... Low life! 954 01:02:53,999 --> 01:02:58,207 stop, thief, he's stolen my handbag! 955 01:03:11,374 --> 01:03:12,916 Today good news, 956 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:17,332 to... tomorrow bad... Oh, well! 957 01:03:19,499 --> 01:03:22,916 Right it's like the proverb says: feast or famine. 958 01:03:27,999 --> 01:03:29,082 - Hi, Mario. - Hi. 959 01:03:38,574 --> 01:03:39,365 He looks as though he were sleeping. 960 01:03:41,574 --> 01:03:42,240 Aren't you going in? 961 01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:47,032 No. I prefer to remember him alive. 962 01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:48,782 I'm going. 963 01:03:50,324 --> 01:03:51,199 Wait... 964 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,032 here! 965 01:04:03,032 --> 01:04:05,657 He'd been going down the slippery slope for a while, poor Cosimo! 966 01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:10,240 A professional like him stooping down to muggings... that's kid's stuff! 967 01:04:10,907 --> 01:04:13,199 The best ones are always first to go. 968 01:04:13,824 --> 01:04:16,365 That's life. Today is your turn, tomorrow's his. 969 01:04:17,032 --> 01:04:19,574 Right, and sooner or later we all have to go! 970 01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:23,532 As far as I am concerned, better later than sooner. 971 01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:31,657 - Hi. - Hi. 972 01:04:31,782 --> 01:04:33,824 - Hi. - Poor sod. 973 01:04:35,032 --> 01:04:36,574 What's this? You show up with the kid? 974 01:04:36,949 --> 01:04:38,199 What am I supposed to do? 975 01:04:38,365 --> 01:04:40,199 He cries all the time, this is fun for him. 976 01:04:40,699 --> 01:04:44,657 Fine, but it's time for you to park him somewhere. 977 01:04:44,782 --> 01:04:45,532 Why? 978 01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:49,657 It's on for tomorrow night. 979 01:04:49,949 --> 01:04:50,740 Tomorrow night? 980 01:04:50,865 --> 01:04:52,365 Right, the owners'll be away, 981 01:04:52,532 --> 01:04:53,740 and the girl is letting me in. 982 01:04:54,199 --> 01:04:55,657 How can we? With the dead still fresh in the grave? 983 01:04:55,865 --> 01:04:57,199 What do you observe? strict mourning? 984 01:04:57,365 --> 01:05:00,699 As the saying goes: you're dead but they're still dancing. 985 01:05:00,865 --> 01:05:02,240 Fine, right... you're right... 986 01:05:03,407 --> 01:05:06,115 I'm sorry about Cosimo, still... It's his fault too, 987 01:05:06,865 --> 01:05:08,490 yes... yes... if he'd only listened to me... 988 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,824 - C'mon... here. - Guys, the chief of police! 989 01:05:13,699 --> 01:05:14,782 scram. 990 01:05:18,574 --> 01:05:21,782 The big day. 991 01:05:26,699 --> 01:05:28,157 Who's that? Look, it's Teresa's baby! 992 01:05:28,449 --> 01:05:29,782 What's up? she didn't want him in here? 993 01:05:29,990 --> 01:05:32,990 Poor love! That husband of hers is a fine looking guy, really! 994 01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:39,740 It's Teresa's baby! He's so gorgeous! Come here... come... 995 01:05:39,865 --> 01:05:42,699 shut up! Calm down. Hold it. shut up! 996 01:05:45,865 --> 01:05:47,199 - Look who's here. - Hi. 997 01:05:49,074 --> 01:05:49,824 Hi. 998 01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:53,449 - How are you? - Well so-so... and you? 999 01:05:53,657 --> 01:05:55,657 Not too bad. Here. 1000 01:05:55,865 --> 01:05:57,199 Poor darling! 1001 01:06:00,407 --> 01:06:03,490 Listen here. Didn't I tell you I didn't want him inside? 1002 01:06:04,115 --> 01:06:05,782 - It's on for tonight. - Right. 1003 01:06:05,907 --> 01:06:08,157 In case something might happen, it shouldn't though, eh... 1004 01:06:08,282 --> 01:06:09,699 Knowing you, it will happen for sure. 1005 01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:11,240 Teresa! 1006 01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:14,157 What's up with this creature? 1007 01:06:14,449 --> 01:06:16,824 Is he doing it? Doing it regularly? 1008 01:06:16,949 --> 01:06:19,574 - For sure! Even three times a day! - Three times a day?! 1009 01:06:19,782 --> 01:06:21,407 There's something wrong then, poor little star! 1010 01:06:21,782 --> 01:06:25,907 I say: isn't it that to save time you've been feeding him your food? 1011 01:06:26,032 --> 01:06:28,824 No, more like the opposite, I've been eating his baby food... 1012 01:06:28,949 --> 01:06:30,574 one spoon for you and one for me. One for you and one for me... 1013 01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:31,824 Look here, I've lost four pounds! 1014 01:06:31,949 --> 01:06:34,615 Ah, poor love! I'd like to know... 1015 01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:37,115 How have you dressed this poor creature? 1016 01:06:37,449 --> 01:06:38,824 And these underpants, whose are they? 1017 01:06:39,032 --> 01:06:39,990 They're mine. 1018 01:06:40,115 --> 01:06:41,865 I haven't even had the time to do the laundry. 1019 01:06:42,282 --> 01:06:44,657 Actually, here, these two little rags need to be washed. 1020 01:06:44,782 --> 01:06:45,740 This too!? 1021 01:06:45,865 --> 01:06:48,115 Here, the biscuits, here, the baby food. 1022 01:06:48,532 --> 01:06:51,324 Careful, the vitamins are in the sugar can. 1023 01:06:51,657 --> 01:06:53,157 And the sugar in the talc can. 1024 01:06:53,615 --> 01:06:56,365 - Home is such a mess! - I believe you! 1025 01:06:56,574 --> 01:06:58,407 There, fine. 1026 01:06:59,615 --> 01:07:02,490 see you. Listen, if it turns out all right, 1027 01:07:02,865 --> 01:07:04,949 get me a new mattress for when I get home, 1028 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,407 I'm dying to sleep on a proper bed! 1029 01:07:08,032 --> 01:07:09,115 Not to sleep with me, eh? 1030 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,824 sure, sure, of course! sure I want to sleep with you, 1031 01:07:11,990 --> 01:07:14,324 still, take care of that mattress. Bye. 1032 01:07:14,574 --> 01:07:15,824 Bye... bye! 1033 01:07:34,027 --> 01:07:34,485 Who is it? 1034 01:07:35,069 --> 01:07:37,069 Michele! I forgot the keys. 1035 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,319 Mario, don't be stupid. My brother is due any minute now. 1036 01:07:40,694 --> 01:07:41,985 Give me a kiss and leave... 1037 01:07:46,194 --> 01:07:48,985 Open up! You shameless woman! 1038 01:07:49,652 --> 01:07:50,360 Open up! 1039 01:07:51,027 --> 01:07:53,069 To you and to you! Don't be afraid! 1040 01:07:53,485 --> 01:07:55,069 Let me take a good look at you, so brazen faced! 1041 01:07:55,402 --> 01:07:56,360 Dear Lady, I wanna marry him. 1042 01:07:56,485 --> 01:07:57,735 You've been speaking to Mario? 1043 01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:01,152 Who's gonna marry you now? Here, look here. 1044 01:08:01,277 --> 01:08:03,569 There's only one heart in my breast and I wanna give it to Mario! 1045 01:08:03,694 --> 01:08:05,819 I swear he's dead. This knife here, 1046 01:08:05,985 --> 01:08:09,235 is made to make you cry tears of blood! 1047 01:08:09,444 --> 01:08:10,235 Michele! 1048 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,444 Michele, no! 1049 01:08:13,527 --> 01:08:15,360 If this vengeance goes my way, you won't see him anymore! 1050 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:20,277 - A crow bar in two sections. - Yes, right... 1051 01:08:22,610 --> 01:08:23,444 Blunt. 1052 01:08:23,860 --> 01:08:24,860 Blunt. 1053 01:08:27,027 --> 01:08:29,985 A dancer... that is a circular saw... 1054 01:08:30,277 --> 01:08:31,360 - D'you know how to use it? - sure! 1055 01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:35,944 - With an attached oiling gadget... - Yes, sure... 1056 01:08:36,069 --> 01:08:40,277 Here we have a lubricating spout. 1057 01:08:44,194 --> 01:08:45,819 - Blunt spout? - Of course, blunt. 1058 01:08:46,027 --> 01:08:47,485 Here are a few spare tips. 1059 01:08:49,694 --> 01:08:50,819 Chisel. 1060 01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:53,027 - Blunt? - Right, blunt. 1061 01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:56,485 It's blunt all right. It has no tip. 1062 01:08:56,610 --> 01:08:59,360 Well, what do you pretend? 1063 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:01,152 I've rented the other one this morning 1064 01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:03,485 to that famous gang from Milan, 1065 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:05,277 the one behind the famous swiss jeweler job, 1066 01:09:07,402 --> 01:09:09,985 it's been a busy week... right, very busy... 1067 01:09:10,569 --> 01:09:13,527 - I've rented 3 complete kits in 5 days! -Really! 1068 01:09:13,694 --> 01:09:16,485 Thank God, business has taken off again. 1069 01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,027 It's very busy. 1070 01:09:18,527 --> 01:09:20,235 so, let's go on: 1071 01:09:22,444 --> 01:09:25,652 three files, ten keys, one spear, 1072 01:09:26,277 --> 01:09:30,235 a cheese grater, where's the plunger? Here it is. 1073 01:09:31,194 --> 01:09:36,860 One frying pan, and lastly, the crank. 1074 01:09:39,694 --> 01:09:43,652 Right, let's sum up, briefly. 1075 01:09:45,069 --> 01:09:49,860 Listen here. To make a hole in that wall... right? 1076 01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:51,777 How do you go about it using the crank? 1077 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:59,819 Right... we... we take all the furniture in the flat... 1078 01:10:00,944 --> 01:10:04,694 and we make a sort of a column... between the two walls... and... 1079 01:10:05,485 --> 01:10:07,902 and in the middle we... we stick the crank. 1080 01:10:08,444 --> 01:10:10,360 Good, very good! 1081 01:10:10,819 --> 01:10:11,985 Here, gimme here... 1082 01:10:12,569 --> 01:10:15,860 And now, a little signature on the bottom here. 1083 01:10:15,985 --> 01:10:17,860 - What signature? - What, what signature? 1084 01:10:18,485 --> 01:10:20,360 And the guarantee? 1085 01:10:21,152 --> 01:10:23,902 This is capital! I need a receipt. 1086 01:10:24,277 --> 01:10:27,610 If I were greedy, I would have asked for a deposit. Instead... 1087 01:10:28,610 --> 01:10:29,360 Will you sign? 1088 01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:32,569 I say, will you sign? 1089 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,569 Good night! Are you slow? 1090 01:10:35,777 --> 01:10:36,777 Gimme here, go on, I'll sign it. 1091 01:10:36,902 --> 01:10:38,860 Let's just hurry up, it's already 7:30. 1092 01:10:51,194 --> 01:10:52,152 You've got penmanship, eh? 1093 01:10:52,277 --> 01:10:54,194 Be good, be good, let me sign it. 1094 01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,069 Right. The wrapping, that is to say the suitcase. 1095 01:10:57,194 --> 01:10:58,694 I'll leave it, right, guys! 1096 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,319 - Here you go. Did you do it? - Here you go! 1097 01:11:04,319 --> 01:11:05,277 Oh, were you in China? 1098 01:11:06,110 --> 01:11:07,110 And, and this suitcase here? 1099 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:09,027 This is my very own: I'm leaving. 1100 01:11:09,444 --> 01:11:10,735 How come you're leaving? 1101 01:11:11,069 --> 01:11:15,694 My friend, when there's a robbery, I never hang around! 1102 01:11:16,819 --> 01:11:18,444 I go to Spoleto, to my dear aunt. 1103 01:11:18,902 --> 01:11:22,360 Of course with my parole officer's consent, 1104 01:11:22,902 --> 01:11:25,860 one can never be too careful! Remember guys, 1105 01:11:26,235 --> 01:11:30,319 one can never be too careful! Break a leg! 1106 01:11:34,152 --> 01:11:38,777 He's right. We've gotta keep an eye out and work scientifically! 1107 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:40,694 Hi. 1108 01:11:41,027 --> 01:11:42,527 Well, you're exaggerating now. What are we going to do? 1109 01:11:42,652 --> 01:11:44,277 We'll break the safe with the... 1110 01:11:45,069 --> 01:11:46,277 Death stared me in the face! 1111 01:11:46,402 --> 01:11:47,194 What happened to you? 1112 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,069 I met the guy we stole the camera from... 1113 01:11:50,194 --> 01:11:50,652 What did he do? 1114 01:11:50,777 --> 01:11:52,319 Don't touch. He tore my arm off. 1115 01:11:52,444 --> 01:11:54,110 - He broke your arm? - Forty days! 1116 01:11:54,485 --> 01:11:55,110 And you, nothing! 1117 01:11:55,235 --> 01:11:56,944 What should I have done? I didn't even feel the pain. 1118 01:11:57,069 --> 01:11:57,819 It was more the fright. 1119 01:11:57,944 --> 01:11:58,902 Was he the guy from Porta Portese? 1120 01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:00,694 The very one! He took me the whole way home 1121 01:12:00,860 --> 01:12:02,069 and I had to give him the camera back. 1122 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,777 That'll teach you to show up in time. 1123 01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:05,569 If you'd come in earlier, you wouldn't have met him! 1124 01:12:05,694 --> 01:12:06,819 Right, 'if you'd come in earlier'. I was early! 1125 01:12:06,944 --> 01:12:08,735 That's exactly why I came in late. 1126 01:12:08,902 --> 01:12:10,527 Fine, it doesn't matter. Listen up! 1127 01:12:11,610 --> 01:12:13,069 Easy, it hurts! 1128 01:12:14,527 --> 01:12:17,027 I'm meeting the girl at 9 pm 1129 01:12:17,319 --> 01:12:19,485 On the ninth, didn't we say today? 1130 01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:23,194 Capannelle! At 9 pm today. Understood? 1131 01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:24,485 Understood. 1132 01:12:24,610 --> 01:12:27,860 You, you'll be ready behind the newstand around eleven thirty. 1133 01:12:27,985 --> 01:12:32,360 The newspaper stand, right? At twelve I'll open the lobby door. 1134 01:12:32,735 --> 01:12:37,985 I say midnight because, follow me, at twelve those who are home 1135 01:12:38,110 --> 01:12:41,485 are sleeping and those at the movies still have to come back. 1136 01:12:41,694 --> 01:12:43,444 Understood? Clear? 1137 01:12:43,944 --> 01:12:46,194 - Not clear at all! - Why? 1138 01:12:46,319 --> 01:12:49,902 First of all, what are you going to do with this girl 1139 01:12:50,027 --> 01:12:51,319 once you're in the apartment? 1140 01:12:52,027 --> 01:12:54,985 Well, I don't know. I haven't thought about it yet... 1141 01:12:55,152 --> 01:12:56,860 A good whack on the head, right? 1142 01:12:56,985 --> 01:12:59,319 Fine, fine, I'll take care of it. Just take it easy. 1143 01:13:00,069 --> 01:13:04,402 It's, it's 7::34 pm. set your watches. Let's go. 1144 01:13:04,527 --> 01:13:06,652 - Get lost! Well? - Doesn't anybody have a watch? 1145 01:13:06,819 --> 01:13:08,694 A watch, who's got that? 1146 01:13:08,819 --> 01:13:11,277 I did, but I pawned it. 1147 01:13:11,569 --> 01:13:13,652 Anyway, tonight I'm gonna get it back. 1148 01:13:15,527 --> 01:13:16,694 Oh, finally! 1149 01:13:17,944 --> 01:13:19,610 You've dishonored my home! 1150 01:13:19,819 --> 01:13:20,652 Are you crazy? 1151 01:13:21,402 --> 01:13:22,777 I'm gonna tear my sister from your chest! 1152 01:13:22,902 --> 01:13:23,985 Put the knife down! Are you stupid? 1153 01:13:24,152 --> 01:13:24,819 What do you want? Have you gone insane? 1154 01:13:24,944 --> 01:13:25,985 Who touched my sister... Let me go, Capannelle! 1155 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:27,277 You'll get thirty years. 1156 01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:28,444 Don't move. Don't be a kid! 1157 01:13:28,569 --> 01:13:29,694 Be good! Have you lost it? 1158 01:13:31,277 --> 01:13:33,277 Do you wanna spoil it all, right tonight? 1159 01:13:33,402 --> 01:13:35,027 - I demand satisfaction! - Fine! 1160 01:13:35,194 --> 01:13:38,152 First of all, if he stays in tonight, just forget about me. 1161 01:13:38,694 --> 01:13:42,902 Easy. Your sister, I haven't touched her at all. 1162 01:13:43,985 --> 01:13:45,902 I'm serious about her. I love her. 1163 01:13:48,069 --> 01:13:50,277 I would have already told you if you weren't so thick. 1164 01:13:53,485 --> 01:13:56,652 Go ahead and stay, because I am leaving. 1165 01:13:57,027 --> 01:13:58,485 so? What are you going to do? 1166 01:13:59,735 --> 01:14:02,527 I've given it a lot of thought and I don't have the guts for it. 1167 01:14:03,319 --> 01:14:04,194 Are you crazy? 1168 01:14:06,402 --> 01:14:07,444 Maybe. 1169 01:14:08,985 --> 01:14:10,694 But you are wise guys, aren't you? 1170 01:14:11,485 --> 01:14:12,735 Cosimo was a wise guy too. 1171 01:14:13,652 --> 01:14:16,527 We've got it in our heads to pull the job of our life, 1172 01:14:17,027 --> 01:14:18,860 but it doesn't work this way for the like of us. 1173 01:14:19,694 --> 01:14:20,694 At least for the likes of me. 1174 01:14:22,027 --> 01:14:22,860 And there's my mother too. 1175 01:14:23,027 --> 01:14:25,152 What will she do if something happens to me? 1176 01:14:26,694 --> 01:14:28,360 Anyway, I've already gotten myself a little job. 1177 01:14:28,610 --> 01:14:29,610 At the Follie's theatre. 1178 01:14:31,027 --> 01:14:32,777 If you want satisfaction, I'll be there. 1179 01:14:42,860 --> 01:14:43,860 Boys! 1180 01:14:45,194 --> 01:14:48,110 I've had it! I really had it! 1181 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:52,069 One's got a sister, the other his mother, another one the kid. 1182 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:56,777 What's up? We've gotta make up our minds now. 1183 01:14:58,194 --> 01:14:59,652 Are we going through with this job or not? 1184 01:15:00,069 --> 01:15:01,694 - Are you in or are you out? - Yes... 1185 01:15:04,069 --> 01:15:05,360 - Who's that? - shush! Quiet! 1186 01:15:08,152 --> 01:15:08,569 Who's there? 1187 01:15:08,694 --> 01:15:09,444 It's me! 1188 01:15:09,569 --> 01:15:11,402 That's Nicoletta. Move, move, get out! 1189 01:15:12,027 --> 01:15:13,027 Out of that window. 1190 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,444 - Quick! - Move... damn you. 1191 01:15:20,402 --> 01:15:21,360 Ah! 1192 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,319 so... what's up? 1193 01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:33,152 My poor shoulder! Damn it! I've been walking around for two hours! 1194 01:15:33,444 --> 01:15:35,027 Come in, come in! 1195 01:15:36,652 --> 01:15:37,944 How, how did you find me? 1196 01:15:38,194 --> 01:15:40,652 I heard you giving the address to the ballroom guy, 1197 01:15:40,777 --> 01:15:42,110 for that stuff you'd broken, right? 1198 01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,985 What a...! That's why they came here looking for money, see! 1199 01:15:46,652 --> 01:15:49,527 He's... he's my brother-in-law. This is his place... 1200 01:15:50,569 --> 01:15:51,485 I'm his brother-in-law. 1201 01:15:52,152 --> 01:15:54,319 Right now, poor man, he's... he's unemployed and... 1202 01:15:55,152 --> 01:15:59,277 so now and then I come here to... to help him out... right? 1203 01:16:00,444 --> 01:16:01,860 I'm collecting unemployment. 1204 01:16:02,319 --> 01:16:03,277 sit down, sit down. 1205 01:16:03,652 --> 01:16:06,527 Ah, ah, ah! It's always so messy! 1206 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,944 Be careful, good God! 1207 01:16:12,527 --> 01:16:13,694 Well, let's see... 1208 01:16:15,652 --> 01:16:16,944 You needn't feel ashamed about me anymore! 1209 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,194 Pardon? 1210 01:16:19,902 --> 01:16:21,069 I've quit! 1211 01:16:25,235 --> 01:16:27,319 How... what do you mean... you've quit? 1212 01:16:28,694 --> 01:16:31,194 Those two old hags... I was their slave. 1213 01:16:32,694 --> 01:16:35,152 First moving, and then this furniture goes here, and that goes there... 1214 01:16:35,319 --> 01:16:36,610 I was never right about a single thing. 1215 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,735 Dust this, polish that, go shopping, and the cats' litter! 1216 01:16:41,444 --> 01:16:45,360 so I let it all out, we're made of flesh too. 1217 01:16:45,819 --> 01:16:48,652 When they were about ready to leave for Genzano, I told them: 1218 01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:52,194 my dears, I'm sorry but this time you are staying home. I'm leaving! 1219 01:16:54,444 --> 01:16:55,777 Well. What does she mean? 1220 01:16:55,902 --> 01:16:57,569 That dumb head didn't let them go? 1221 01:16:57,694 --> 01:16:59,985 I had to let you know because that date we had in that house 1222 01:17:00,110 --> 01:17:02,777 is no longer possible, you know... 1223 01:17:04,319 --> 01:17:05,194 Right... 1224 01:17:05,569 --> 01:17:08,860 Now I better leave because the nuns where I'll be staying tonight, 1225 01:17:08,985 --> 01:17:10,902 close the doors at nine. Could you walk me, right? 1226 01:17:11,735 --> 01:17:13,319 What? Walk you? 1227 01:17:13,444 --> 01:17:17,360 No, I have to... I have to... stay here with him, poor soul! 1228 01:17:18,027 --> 01:17:21,735 Well, never mind. I'll go on my own. I won't forget today too easily... 1229 01:17:22,569 --> 01:17:23,985 Oh, my God, the keys! 1230 01:17:25,694 --> 01:17:27,319 I had them! Damn it! 1231 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,444 Better: I'll throw them in the river. 1232 01:17:29,944 --> 01:17:31,277 so when they'll come back the two hags 1233 01:17:31,402 --> 01:17:32,485 will have to knock down the door! 1234 01:17:33,527 --> 01:17:34,652 sorry, what did you just say? 1235 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:39,735 Didn't you say that the two old hags stayed home? 1236 01:17:40,027 --> 01:17:42,985 Right! As if they'd listen when I speak! They're so selfish. 1237 01:17:43,735 --> 01:17:46,819 To spite me, they left cats and everything and went. 1238 01:17:47,694 --> 01:17:51,277 - so the house, it's empty? - Yes... 1239 01:17:52,694 --> 01:17:54,110 ...and you... you have the keys. 1240 01:17:54,235 --> 01:17:55,319 What's does that have to do with anything? 1241 01:17:55,652 --> 01:17:57,194 - Fine, goodbye... - Bye. 1242 01:17:57,485 --> 01:17:58,360 - see you. - see you? 1243 01:17:58,527 --> 01:18:00,527 Aren't you walking her there? she's got the keys... 1244 01:18:00,860 --> 01:18:01,610 Which keys? 1245 01:18:01,735 --> 01:18:03,444 How, which keys? You walk her... 1246 01:18:03,569 --> 01:18:06,027 Ah! she has... ah! Ah! Right, that's right! 1247 01:18:06,152 --> 01:18:07,527 I'm coming, I'm coming too! 1248 01:18:07,694 --> 01:18:08,569 The keys. 1249 01:18:08,694 --> 01:18:10,819 There's someone who watches over us! 1250 01:18:15,027 --> 01:18:16,194 - You know what? - What? 1251 01:18:16,694 --> 01:18:18,527 I'm really starting to like you. 1252 01:18:20,694 --> 01:18:21,652 same here. 1253 01:18:22,735 --> 01:18:25,277 But with good intentions or do you only like me? 1254 01:18:26,944 --> 01:18:31,027 I... I... like you 1255 01:18:31,444 --> 01:18:33,277 and with good intentions too. 1256 01:18:47,485 --> 01:18:48,819 You take my breath away... 1257 01:18:50,985 --> 01:18:51,860 We're nearly there. 1258 01:18:52,819 --> 01:18:53,527 Will I see you tomorrow? 1259 01:18:53,694 --> 01:18:57,110 Eh! sure I'll see you, of course. I want to. 1260 01:18:57,860 --> 01:19:00,069 Ah! No. I can't tomorrow... I can't. 1261 01:19:01,902 --> 01:19:05,735 I have to go to Milan... it's for business you know. I'm sorry. 1262 01:19:05,902 --> 01:19:06,694 Will you stay long? 1263 01:19:07,485 --> 01:19:10,777 No, I'll be back soon and when I'll be back... I'll see you... 1264 01:19:10,902 --> 01:19:13,360 I'll see you right away! Of course! 1265 01:19:14,027 --> 01:19:15,902 - Could you do me a favor? - sure. 1266 01:19:16,277 --> 01:19:17,985 Could you drop the keys with the doorman? 1267 01:19:19,569 --> 01:19:22,944 But didn't you say you were going to throw them in the river? 1268 01:19:23,319 --> 01:19:24,902 Yes... sometimes one just says things. 1269 01:19:25,777 --> 01:19:28,360 should anything happen, it would be my fault. 1270 01:19:30,652 --> 01:19:32,110 say... a fire. 1271 01:19:32,527 --> 01:19:34,152 It would be my fault if I didn't leave the keys 1272 01:19:34,277 --> 01:19:36,485 with the doorman and he couldn't get in. say they'll steal something... 1273 01:19:37,319 --> 01:19:39,652 Oh, God, where did I put them? Virgin Mary! 1274 01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:40,985 Who would want to steal? 1275 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:42,569 Oh, God, where are they? 1276 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:46,860 Four years at their service and I never mislaid a single thing. 1277 01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,985 Oh God! I lost them, 1278 01:19:50,694 --> 01:19:52,444 what am I going to do now? They won't believe me, you know? 1279 01:19:52,985 --> 01:19:55,235 Easy, take it easy. Let's see... 1280 01:19:55,985 --> 01:20:00,819 in the bottom of the bag... here they are, here, see? 1281 01:20:00,944 --> 01:20:04,360 Damn it, you women! Head in the clouds. Here they are. 1282 01:20:06,985 --> 01:20:08,152 Will you go right away? Could you do it for me? 1283 01:20:08,319 --> 01:20:09,444 sure, sure... 1284 01:20:11,027 --> 01:20:14,819 - This is me. Ciao, eh! - Bye. 1285 01:20:15,027 --> 01:20:15,985 - Come back soon. - Fine. 1286 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:26,069 Please don't forget the keys or I'll get in trouble! 1287 01:20:26,694 --> 01:20:28,527 I'm telling you not to worry. Bye... 1288 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:32,569 bye... 1289 01:20:39,277 --> 01:20:41,694 Fifty, sixty... eighty... 1290 01:20:45,569 --> 01:20:47,694 eight and five... ... one hundred and fifteen. 1291 01:20:48,402 --> 01:20:49,277 Mario! 1292 01:20:53,277 --> 01:20:53,985 What do you want? 1293 01:20:58,319 --> 01:21:01,902 Where I am from we say: only God knows if it'll turn out right or rotten. 1294 01:21:02,402 --> 01:21:03,360 so what? 1295 01:21:04,027 --> 01:21:05,360 Well if the rotten part happens, 1296 01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:07,610 I would beg you to look after my sister. 1297 01:21:09,569 --> 01:21:11,319 Respectfully, that is. 1298 01:21:12,027 --> 01:21:13,902 Well, if that's the case I hope they will catch you. 1299 01:21:19,527 --> 01:21:21,860 Fine, sure, don't worry. 1300 01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:31,402 Carmelina is locked inside, 1301 01:21:32,527 --> 01:21:34,735 I have installed one more lock. 1302 01:21:35,319 --> 01:21:37,694 - Why? - Because of you. 1303 01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:39,569 And I was wrong. 1304 01:21:40,694 --> 01:21:43,319 You're a good young man who loves his mother. 1305 01:21:44,027 --> 01:21:48,360 And you're right, 'cause we only have one! 1306 01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:52,485 Of course... 1307 01:22:01,569 --> 01:22:02,944 Popcorn, candy! 1308 01:22:18,902 --> 01:22:20,402 - Well? - No keys. 1309 01:22:20,527 --> 01:22:22,360 - Didn't you manage to get them? - No. 1310 01:22:22,485 --> 01:22:24,985 Damn him, he's joking... C'mon, take them out! 1311 01:22:25,319 --> 01:22:28,985 I'm not joking. she ran away suddenly... 1312 01:22:29,527 --> 01:22:32,110 she jumped on the tram and that was that. 1313 01:22:32,235 --> 01:22:33,944 - No keys. - Damn. 1314 01:22:34,069 --> 01:22:36,277 - lf... if... if... - Listen here, you gotta tell me 1315 01:22:36,402 --> 01:22:39,569 who told you to go about things scientifically! 1316 01:22:39,694 --> 01:22:41,777 - Give me here... - What do you want? And you? 1317 01:22:42,069 --> 01:22:43,027 Who told you we need the keys? 1318 01:22:43,194 --> 01:22:47,319 Right, because you, you won't go ahead without the keys? 1319 01:22:48,110 --> 01:22:49,735 I'm sure you want the safe's keys too. 1320 01:22:50,319 --> 01:22:51,027 sure. 1321 01:22:51,194 --> 01:22:54,027 How had we worked it out, before that wretched girl showed up? 1322 01:22:54,819 --> 01:22:57,485 Coal bin... courtyard... window! 1323 01:22:57,777 --> 01:22:58,444 Window, right... 1324 01:22:58,569 --> 01:23:01,319 Fine, let's move it... Pliers! 1325 01:23:02,027 --> 01:23:03,652 - You Capanne'... - What? 1326 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:07,985 You'll be on the look out. Let's go. Quick! 1327 01:23:41,902 --> 01:23:42,777 Ferribotte, 1328 01:23:49,527 --> 01:23:50,985 gimme the suitcase. 1329 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,652 slide down, you're good, there's a pile of coal. 1330 01:23:55,110 --> 01:23:56,819 Go, go easy. 1331 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:00,527 Did you land on the coal? 1332 01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:03,694 What coal? It's sewage! 1333 01:24:07,402 --> 01:24:08,569 It stinks! C'mon. 1334 01:24:10,527 --> 01:24:11,860 Easy, my arm! 1335 01:24:11,985 --> 01:24:13,569 You can't think about your arm right now! 1336 01:24:39,652 --> 01:24:41,569 I keep taking my hat on and off. 1337 01:24:55,652 --> 01:24:56,402 Ferribotte, 1338 01:24:58,610 --> 01:24:59,694 gimme a hand! 1339 01:24:59,860 --> 01:25:01,194 I was drying myself off! 1340 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,360 Bag, tools, 1341 01:25:23,235 --> 01:25:24,360 you idiot. 1342 01:25:24,610 --> 01:25:25,777 I thought it was locked. 1343 01:25:28,652 --> 01:25:29,444 Let's keep moving. 1344 01:25:31,277 --> 01:25:32,069 Quickly! 1345 01:25:42,694 --> 01:25:45,194 Lock it now. First one, go in! 1346 01:26:05,110 --> 01:26:06,652 - What's up! - I banged my arm. 1347 01:26:06,777 --> 01:26:08,027 - Quiet. - It hurts, no! 1348 01:26:08,194 --> 01:26:09,235 I told you to keep quiet! 1349 01:26:09,694 --> 01:26:12,569 C'mon... what a guy! 1350 01:26:23,027 --> 01:26:24,152 Go on, move! 1351 01:26:27,110 --> 01:26:27,819 Take it easy! 1352 01:26:28,194 --> 01:26:29,735 It wasn't me, you know! 1353 01:26:41,735 --> 01:26:43,402 C'mon, move it. 1354 01:26:51,735 --> 01:26:52,860 These were brand new! 1355 01:27:01,319 --> 01:27:04,027 - C'mon, c'mon! - Easy, easy. 1356 01:27:13,444 --> 01:27:15,194 Wait, first one, 1357 01:27:16,152 --> 01:27:16,819 go on, c'mon. 1358 01:27:33,069 --> 01:27:34,402 You're so heavy! Damn it! 1359 01:27:42,569 --> 01:27:43,444 Hurry up! 1360 01:27:49,860 --> 01:27:51,485 - Don't talk! - Ah, help me! 1361 01:27:51,652 --> 01:27:53,152 - silence, quiet! I told you to keep quiet! - Easy! 1362 01:27:53,319 --> 01:27:54,319 silence! 1363 01:27:55,902 --> 01:27:58,610 - Don't pull me this way! - Keep quiet! 1364 01:28:08,652 --> 01:28:09,527 First one go on... 1365 01:28:09,694 --> 01:28:10,944 Who's this 'Firstone' anyway? 1366 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:15,819 Whomever, let's go, follow him. 1367 01:28:36,027 --> 01:28:36,610 I don't want to stay here. 1368 01:28:36,735 --> 01:28:37,319 Why not? 1369 01:28:37,485 --> 01:28:38,194 Because I don't want to. 1370 01:28:38,319 --> 01:28:38,819 Isn't it comfortable? 1371 01:28:38,985 --> 01:28:40,152 You haven't been honest with me! 1372 01:28:40,319 --> 01:28:41,735 Me? You haven't been honest with me! 1373 01:28:41,860 --> 01:28:44,819 This isn't true. I was always honest with you. Ask Adelaide. 1374 01:28:44,944 --> 01:28:45,860 she is a good one to ask! 1375 01:28:45,985 --> 01:28:48,360 Why should I believe you but you won't believe her? 1376 01:28:48,485 --> 01:28:49,944 What are you saying!? You can't compare me with Adelaide. 1377 01:28:50,069 --> 01:28:51,777 What's wrong with Adelaide? 1378 01:28:51,902 --> 01:28:53,485 I don't like her, that's what's wrong. 1379 01:28:53,652 --> 01:28:54,819 And I don't like staying here. I've already told you! 1380 01:28:54,944 --> 01:28:55,694 What's wrong with it? 1381 01:28:55,819 --> 01:28:56,777 Nothing, but I don't want to stay! 1382 01:28:56,902 --> 01:28:57,610 Tell me why? 1383 01:28:57,735 --> 01:28:59,277 'Cause you haven't been honest. 1384 01:28:59,402 --> 01:29:00,819 Because you've lied to me! 1385 01:29:00,944 --> 01:29:02,277 Yes! You're ducking so that you won't get hit! 1386 01:29:02,402 --> 01:29:04,777 Imagine, I duck! That's you and you know why! 1387 01:29:04,902 --> 01:29:06,610 No, I really don't know what you mean... 1388 01:29:06,735 --> 01:29:07,902 You know it very well! 1389 01:29:08,027 --> 01:29:10,235 C'mon, let's hear it! What do you know very well? 1390 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,194 I don't feel like telling you! 1391 01:29:11,319 --> 01:29:13,069 Well suit yourself, but I won't stay here a minute longer. 1392 01:29:13,194 --> 01:29:14,194 - Why? - Because I don't want to. 1393 01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:15,360 Well, you said you would before! 1394 01:29:15,527 --> 01:29:16,694 And now you're touching me? 1395 01:29:16,860 --> 01:29:18,319 What did we come here for, then? 1396 01:29:18,444 --> 01:29:20,694 Because I was mistaken... I thought you were honest! 1397 01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:22,652 Tell me, when haven't I been honest with you? 1398 01:29:22,777 --> 01:29:23,735 You know it! You know it! 1399 01:29:23,860 --> 01:29:25,402 Well, you, you listen to that Adelaide. That's your problem. 1400 01:29:25,527 --> 01:29:26,735 I don't want to stay here, d'you hear me? 1401 01:29:26,860 --> 01:29:28,152 Answer me, though! Am I or am I not right when I'm saying 1402 01:29:28,277 --> 01:29:29,319 you listen too much to Adelaide? 1403 01:29:29,444 --> 01:29:31,277 That isn't true! I've always been honest with you. 1404 01:29:31,402 --> 01:29:32,610 The same here. You must believe me! 1405 01:29:32,735 --> 01:29:33,527 That's not true! I'm telling you! 1406 01:29:33,694 --> 01:29:34,985 Listen, I don't want to stay here! 1407 01:29:35,319 --> 01:29:36,152 Tell me, tell me why? 1408 01:29:36,277 --> 01:29:36,694 I won't. 1409 01:29:36,819 --> 01:29:37,527 You don't like it? 1410 01:29:37,694 --> 01:29:38,985 Yes, I do like it, but you're a liar. 1411 01:29:39,110 --> 01:29:40,735 Me? You lied to me first. 1412 01:29:40,860 --> 01:29:42,694 That's not true! I've always been honest with you! 1413 01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:43,444 Listen... 1414 01:29:43,569 --> 01:29:44,402 Right, I don't want to stay here! 1415 01:29:44,527 --> 01:29:45,402 Ah, won't you tell me why? 1416 01:29:45,527 --> 01:29:47,777 I don't know how else to tell you. You haven't been honest with me! 1417 01:29:47,902 --> 01:29:49,985 Here we go! When you don't know what to say, you tell me I am lying! 1418 01:29:50,110 --> 01:29:52,360 Because you are! Listen, I don't want to stay here anymore! 1419 01:29:52,485 --> 01:29:54,110 But first you said yes! see it's you, not me. 1420 01:30:05,610 --> 01:30:08,277 Ah! We're on the horse's back... carry on. 1421 01:30:10,027 --> 01:30:14,985 It's slippery. I won't make it, you know. 1422 01:30:17,235 --> 01:30:19,319 Don't worry, trust me. 1423 01:30:21,735 --> 01:30:23,694 - We're going down here, it seems. - Quiet! 1424 01:30:28,694 --> 01:30:29,902 - What happened? - Keep quiet, 1425 01:30:31,110 --> 01:30:32,069 all of you quiet! 1426 01:30:42,860 --> 01:30:43,735 Here's the window. 1427 01:30:50,694 --> 01:30:51,735 Here we are boys. 1428 01:30:59,860 --> 01:31:02,194 - All ready to go? - Yes... yes... 1429 01:31:05,235 --> 01:31:06,027 Careful... 1430 01:31:19,527 --> 01:31:22,444 - The plun... the plun... - The plunger, I know. 1431 01:31:33,319 --> 01:31:36,194 Here, here... take it away, take it away. 1432 01:31:36,319 --> 01:31:39,027 - slowly, you're cutting my hand. - Don't cut me, hear me? 1433 01:32:03,777 --> 01:32:04,694 Get down! 1434 01:32:04,819 --> 01:32:09,444 I'm exhausted. When I think that girl nearly dropped us the keys... 1435 01:32:14,277 --> 01:32:16,527 Hold it, hold it! 1436 01:32:23,652 --> 01:32:25,235 Here. Here's the dining room. 1437 01:32:28,402 --> 01:32:30,902 - No, I'm wrong. - This is the dining room. 1438 01:32:31,694 --> 01:32:32,610 strange, 1439 01:32:35,444 --> 01:32:35,860 turn it on. 1440 01:32:36,027 --> 01:32:38,152 Don't turn it on, first shut the window. 1441 01:32:40,277 --> 01:32:42,694 This is the wall. Let's move the furniture. 1442 01:32:46,694 --> 01:32:47,652 Help me. 1443 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,610 Hey tap it quietly, or you'll wake the whole building. 1444 01:33:00,735 --> 01:33:02,235 I have to try it one way or the other! 1445 01:33:05,402 --> 01:33:06,985 - I'd try this way! - Yes! 1446 01:33:07,152 --> 01:33:09,652 Let's do it scientifically. 1447 01:33:14,235 --> 01:33:15,819 - Go on! - Easy... 1448 01:33:19,860 --> 01:33:23,027 Oh, it's as soft as cheese. Oh, God! 1449 01:33:24,152 --> 01:33:28,694 What are you doing? spot on the water pipe! 1450 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,360 The light, turn off the light! 1451 01:33:52,777 --> 01:33:53,694 shush! 1452 01:33:57,527 --> 01:33:59,360 Hello? Hello? 1453 01:34:00,027 --> 01:34:01,319 Mrs. Ciarrocchi? 1454 01:34:02,194 --> 01:34:03,694 I'm Fernando the night porter... 1455 01:34:05,569 --> 01:34:07,194 No, nothing. Everything's fine here... 1456 01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:11,485 yes, yes, the girl's left. 1457 01:34:12,694 --> 01:34:13,985 No, she didn't take anything... 1458 01:34:14,110 --> 01:34:15,485 Yes, don't worry. 1459 01:34:16,527 --> 01:34:19,027 I've called you because you said to call you 1460 01:34:19,194 --> 01:34:23,027 as soon as they return the keys, no matter what time... 1461 01:34:23,694 --> 01:34:25,944 so I called. Was I wrong? 1462 01:34:26,069 --> 01:34:30,819 No! Yes, I have the keys, don't worry ma'am... 1463 01:34:31,485 --> 01:34:35,694 The cats? The cats are a little filthy. 1464 01:34:37,194 --> 01:34:39,610 Well, a little filthy, there. 1465 01:34:39,944 --> 01:34:43,569 Yes, it's dropped one right now and run away. 1466 01:34:43,944 --> 01:34:46,235 I'm telling you, in the dining room. 1467 01:34:46,610 --> 01:34:48,610 Yes... just wait a second... 1468 01:34:48,735 --> 01:34:50,944 I'll grab it and I'll let it out... Right? 1469 01:34:58,110 --> 01:34:59,860 Damn it! You filthy fiend! 1470 01:35:02,902 --> 01:35:04,360 Hello? Hello, ma'am? 1471 01:35:04,527 --> 01:35:05,985 Yes, yes, I got it... 1472 01:35:06,444 --> 01:35:08,860 The keys? No, they didn't bring them back right now, 1473 01:35:08,985 --> 01:35:11,860 they brought them back while l was waiting for my sister-in-law... 1474 01:35:12,860 --> 01:35:14,485 No, I didn't get them from Nicoletta. 1475 01:35:14,652 --> 01:35:17,819 I got them from a guy who said he was her fiance! 1476 01:35:18,527 --> 01:35:21,860 Well... He was a tall guy, this tall, what do I know!? 1477 01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:26,527 Don't worry ma'am, right. see you soon. Take care! 1478 01:35:31,444 --> 01:35:34,194 You wretch, miserable wretch! 1479 01:35:34,485 --> 01:35:36,485 What? If we'd come in with the keys, 1480 01:35:36,610 --> 01:35:37,610 it wouldn't have been burglary 1481 01:35:37,735 --> 01:35:39,069 and we'd have been off the hook for aggravating circumstance. 1482 01:35:39,694 --> 01:35:44,527 You're so stupid! You're such cretins! 1483 01:35:44,902 --> 01:35:46,360 Don't you know why I did it? 1484 01:35:49,985 --> 01:35:52,152 - It's my alibi. - Alibi? 1485 01:35:52,277 --> 01:35:57,027 sure! That guy, the night porter, saw me and I gave him the keys. 1486 01:35:57,527 --> 01:35:59,735 And I'm fine, right? 1487 01:35:59,860 --> 01:36:01,444 It couldn't have been me... And you're my friends! 1488 01:36:02,027 --> 01:36:04,152 Actually... I thought it was serious thinking... 1489 01:36:04,444 --> 01:36:07,069 Ah, you had your serious thinking, but you're telling us just now? 1490 01:36:07,319 --> 01:36:09,069 And we are so stupid as to believe you! 1491 01:36:09,194 --> 01:36:10,819 We're in the hands of a madman, we're... 1492 01:36:10,944 --> 01:36:12,444 - Captain Hook! - Quiet! 1493 01:36:12,694 --> 01:36:15,735 I see! You've fallen for the maid! 1494 01:36:15,944 --> 01:36:18,985 Me? Me? Don't listen to him, eh! 1495 01:36:19,485 --> 01:36:21,985 Tomorrow, as soon as we get the money, 1496 01:36:22,152 --> 01:36:24,027 we'll split and I'll never see her again! 1497 01:36:24,610 --> 01:36:26,985 Imagine, me... 1498 01:36:29,860 --> 01:36:30,694 Well, and even if it were? 1499 01:36:30,860 --> 01:36:32,694 There was no need for her to get involved. 1500 01:36:32,985 --> 01:36:36,527 What did I tell you? He risks our skin, for a... 1501 01:36:36,694 --> 01:36:38,860 Quiet, I have an iron fist you know! 1502 01:36:39,027 --> 01:36:41,652 - An iron brain too! - Hold it! Be serious! 1503 01:36:41,819 --> 01:36:43,902 What's this? You wanna compromise everything 1504 01:36:44,152 --> 01:36:46,069 for a stupid issue? Look! Follow your elders! 1505 01:36:46,694 --> 01:36:48,194 Help me. 1506 01:36:48,569 --> 01:36:50,652 C'mon you two! 1507 01:36:50,819 --> 01:36:52,402 The door's heavy you know! 1508 01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:54,694 C'mon, let's rest it there! 1509 01:36:57,152 --> 01:36:57,819 Did you pile up the books? 1510 01:36:57,944 --> 01:36:59,277 Here, this is the last one. 1511 01:36:59,694 --> 01:37:03,902 Fine. Don't let go. The pan, who's got the pan? 1512 01:37:04,069 --> 01:37:07,152 I do. It's not like we're breaking the safe too, right? 1513 01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,444 I wish! Move more to your left, on the corner. 1514 01:37:10,485 --> 01:37:13,360 Ah, sweet safe! I wonder what you're holding! 1515 01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:14,985 - Who can say? - Quiet... 1516 01:37:17,027 --> 01:37:17,860 here we are! 1517 01:37:22,027 --> 01:37:22,777 I'm going. 1518 01:37:23,944 --> 01:37:25,735 There it goes... Hear the click? 1519 01:37:27,652 --> 01:37:29,402 - Is the wall holding? - Yes, yes, yes... 1520 01:37:29,610 --> 01:37:31,027 Good, good, it's giving way, there... 1521 01:37:33,027 --> 01:37:35,985 I'm not one of those guys that gets some dough, squanders it 1522 01:37:36,152 --> 01:37:40,319 and ends up losing his shirt. 1523 01:37:42,819 --> 01:37:44,319 I'll get a little house with four rooms 1524 01:37:45,444 --> 01:37:48,944 and a bank account for the kid, so he can remember 1525 01:37:49,069 --> 01:37:50,985 all the sacrifices his father's made for him... 1526 01:37:53,652 --> 01:37:57,027 And you know what I'll do? I'll get a beautiful mistress, see! 1527 01:37:57,777 --> 01:38:02,027 I'll give her a monthly allowance of 25,000 lira, perhaps 30. 1528 01:38:03,485 --> 01:38:05,402 But she pays for her food... 1529 01:38:12,569 --> 01:38:14,527 Here we go, it's giving in! 1530 01:38:17,569 --> 01:38:22,277 C'mon Capannelle! Instead of talking mistresses, 1531 01:38:22,402 --> 01:38:25,944 go get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty. 1532 01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:30,652 C'mon, Pe'! C'mon. 1533 01:38:51,902 --> 01:38:53,110 What are you doing there? 1534 01:38:53,652 --> 01:38:55,110 What are you doing there? 1535 01:38:55,694 --> 01:38:56,819 Mother! 1536 01:38:58,694 --> 01:39:00,110 What has happened? 1537 01:39:06,610 --> 01:39:07,652 Move! 1538 01:39:10,027 --> 01:39:11,527 That's the wrong wall. 1539 01:39:16,819 --> 01:39:17,985 Damn it! 1540 01:39:19,610 --> 01:39:21,360 We really blew it! 1541 01:39:22,110 --> 01:39:24,819 Nicoletta told me they'd moved the furniture. 1542 01:39:25,110 --> 01:39:27,027 This was the dining room. 1543 01:39:29,194 --> 01:39:31,194 This is what happened to the Rosetta's cook. 1544 01:39:31,860 --> 01:39:34,610 What cook? 1545 01:39:35,027 --> 01:39:36,694 We know which one is the real wall, right? 1546 01:39:37,402 --> 01:39:39,402 We'll break it and we'll end up right there. 1547 01:39:39,527 --> 01:39:40,735 - Right in jail. - Why? 1548 01:39:41,027 --> 01:39:42,277 What are you thinking about? 1549 01:39:42,402 --> 01:39:44,360 We need an hour and a quarter to make another hole, 1550 01:39:44,527 --> 01:39:46,235 when we're on the other side at least two hours 1551 01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:50,069 with the circular saw, look at the time... look at the time! 1552 01:39:51,652 --> 01:39:55,944 Well forget about it. see all this labor, 1553 01:39:56,069 --> 01:39:58,360 all this danger for nothing, fine. Understood? 1554 01:40:01,985 --> 01:40:02,860 Just see! 1555 01:40:04,694 --> 01:40:05,819 Good work, eh? 1556 01:40:06,110 --> 01:40:09,902 Good work yes, you see, a skilled job, right? 1557 01:40:10,194 --> 01:40:14,527 scientific, that's what I'm saying, are we capitulating now? 1558 01:40:15,027 --> 01:40:18,860 Understood? And if we sped up? The doors are already off, 1559 01:40:19,485 --> 01:40:22,402 I say we can make it, right? 1560 01:40:23,319 --> 01:40:24,194 What do you want? 1561 01:40:25,152 --> 01:40:25,652 This is good. 1562 01:40:25,819 --> 01:40:27,194 Leave me alone, understood? 1563 01:40:27,944 --> 01:40:29,902 Impossible. We'll never make it, 1564 01:40:31,277 --> 01:40:33,735 stealing is a serious profession you need serious people, 1565 01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:36,569 not people like you. All you can do at your best is work. 1566 01:40:37,194 --> 01:40:39,152 Working... I know, 1567 01:40:40,819 --> 01:40:41,985 but working is tiring. 1568 01:40:43,319 --> 01:40:43,819 This is really good. 1569 01:40:43,985 --> 01:40:45,485 I don't want it, what is it? 1570 01:40:45,944 --> 01:40:47,152 Pasta and beans. 1571 01:40:47,402 --> 01:40:48,944 Well, I say, I got you all the way here. 1572 01:40:49,194 --> 01:40:50,902 If we had some mishap, am I to blame? 1573 01:40:51,694 --> 01:40:54,235 Everything was clear, all written down. 1574 01:40:54,610 --> 01:40:55,819 - Listen to me. - This is so good... 1575 01:40:55,944 --> 01:40:57,735 stop thinking, that's the best thing you can do for yourself. 1576 01:40:58,194 --> 01:41:01,652 You're strong, hand and shovel, that's your style. 1577 01:41:03,194 --> 01:41:05,319 How do you open it? Damn it... 1578 01:41:05,444 --> 01:41:09,152 see, see one of the burglars! Pull it this way... 1579 01:41:13,027 --> 01:41:14,735 There's ice too, look! 1580 01:41:15,527 --> 01:41:19,735 so, you say forget about it, we'll lose all the expense money too. 1581 01:41:20,777 --> 01:41:22,277 There are four meat wraps. 1582 01:41:22,402 --> 01:41:23,610 Who are you blaming? 1583 01:41:26,319 --> 01:41:28,069 You know this is not bad! Good... 1584 01:41:28,319 --> 01:41:29,985 sure, Nicoletta made it! 1585 01:41:30,735 --> 01:41:34,527 If we wanted to be really picky, it could do with an extra drop of oil. 1586 01:41:38,652 --> 01:41:40,194 Honestly. Here, taste it. 1587 01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:42,819 No... I don't think so. 1588 01:41:42,985 --> 01:41:44,360 I'll warm it up a little... 1589 01:41:44,569 --> 01:41:45,402 I like it this way. 1590 01:41:50,860 --> 01:41:51,485 Taste here, throw it down. 1591 01:41:51,610 --> 01:41:55,194 At home we say: saucy woman makes a good mistress, 1592 01:41:55,694 --> 01:41:58,027 bland woman a good wife. 1593 01:41:59,194 --> 01:42:00,069 Understand? 1594 01:42:09,902 --> 01:42:11,110 This is really good. I was really hungry. 1595 01:42:13,944 --> 01:42:18,485 Boys. I'm afraid we've broken the gas pipe. It doesn't light. 1596 01:42:19,944 --> 01:42:23,069 Oh, God help us! saint Rosalie! 1597 01:42:40,527 --> 01:42:42,152 Hey, this is my tram. 1598 01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:44,985 see you, I'm going to prison to pick up the kid. 1599 01:42:46,027 --> 01:42:46,819 see you... 1600 01:42:49,194 --> 01:42:50,819 Listen here, when will I see you? 1601 01:42:52,027 --> 01:42:52,694 Why? 1602 01:42:53,152 --> 01:42:54,360 Well! 1603 01:42:54,694 --> 01:42:57,027 The less we see each other, the better. Bye. 1604 01:42:59,194 --> 01:43:01,194 Actually, I've never known you! 1605 01:43:10,319 --> 01:43:11,277 I'm a veteran. 1606 01:43:25,194 --> 01:43:26,027 Let's go, c'mon! 1607 01:43:37,777 --> 01:43:38,985 You... what are you doing now? 1608 01:43:39,110 --> 01:43:40,652 I'll wait for the 31. 1609 01:43:41,069 --> 01:43:41,944 Ciao! 1610 01:43:56,194 --> 01:43:57,402 so, where are you going now? 1611 01:43:59,027 --> 01:43:59,860 Well... 1612 01:44:00,985 --> 01:44:03,860 Well, well, well, I understand! 1613 01:44:04,152 --> 01:44:06,360 That maid, she's cute you know. 1614 01:44:06,610 --> 01:44:12,777 Quit, quit calling her maid, she's not going back to that, she's too frail. 1615 01:44:13,860 --> 01:44:15,694 Here they come! Act cool. 1616 01:44:25,694 --> 01:44:28,152 Damn Capannelle. stop that alarm. 1617 01:44:28,319 --> 01:44:32,110 Oh, mother, it's the alarm! I can't shut it, it's not easy you know! 1618 01:44:34,985 --> 01:44:35,902 Let's turn around. 1619 01:44:48,652 --> 01:44:51,527 We've been out here two hours, won't you open up? We're fed up! 1620 01:44:56,194 --> 01:44:57,610 Get back in line with the others, c'mon. 1621 01:44:57,735 --> 01:45:02,652 Ah see! What are they distributing, winter provisions? 1622 01:45:02,985 --> 01:45:05,402 C'mon, you know very well they're calling out for work. 1623 01:45:06,152 --> 01:45:08,152 Work... let's split Capannelle... Go... 1624 01:45:08,860 --> 01:45:11,194 Let me go... I'm not in here, 1625 01:45:11,819 --> 01:45:13,277 I'm just passing by! Let's go... 1626 01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:20,902 Let go of me, let me go. I'll leave on my own. Let go. 1627 01:45:25,027 --> 01:45:26,360 I say, 1628 01:45:29,694 --> 01:45:32,569 look where I've ended up; with the workers. 1629 01:45:37,277 --> 01:45:40,235 Peppe, where are you going? Where? 1630 01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:41,652 I have to... 1631 01:45:45,152 --> 01:45:48,610 Peppe, they'll make you work, you know... 1632 01:45:59,819 --> 01:46:01,152 Persons unknown... 1633 01:46:01,277 --> 01:46:02,819 bore a hole to steal pasta and beans. 1634 01:46:02,985 --> 01:46:04,360 The police are still investigating a strange burglary from last night. 1635 01:46:04,485 --> 01:46:06,777 A group of thieves broke into an apartment in Via delle Madonne, 1636 01:46:06,902 --> 01:46:11,277 through a window overlooking the...