1 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:14,051 Imagine waiting eight weeks to get tickets. 2 00:02:14,052 --> 00:02:16,720 And when he sings, I feel he's singing just to me. 3 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:17,805 I don't want to miss a note. 4 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:19,515 Aww, who wants to hear him sing? 5 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:20,350 You do. 6 00:02:20,351 --> 00:02:23,227 And I had to give up a good poker game for this. 7 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:24,478 Emily! 8 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:26,064 Keep moving, folks. 9 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:53,483 That, ladies and gentlemen, was Russ Raymond, 10 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,527 America's singing heartthrob, presenting 11 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:59,114 that brand-new number, "Star Light, Star Bright." 12 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:03,160 And so Fluffso Soap, the soap that does fluff so, 13 00:04:03,161 --> 00:04:07,664 brings to a close the 333rd program of Russ Raymond. 14 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,709 If you wish an autographed picture of Russ Raymond, 15 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,462 America's singing heartthrob... 16 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:57,631 Hi Pete. 17 00:04:58,591 --> 00:04:59,717 Hi Dynamite. 18 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:03,053 Where do you gobs want off? 19 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:04,221 Oh, just dump us off anywhere. 20 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:05,056 Okay. 21 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:06,056 Ready? 22 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:10,520 - Thanks a lot. - Okay. 23 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,148 Come here! 24 00:05:20,405 --> 00:05:21,530 Whew, boy. 25 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:22,407 Have you still got the letter? 26 00:05:22,408 --> 00:05:23,532 - I got it right here. - Swell. 27 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:25,284 Tommy Halstead, Conquistador Hotel. 28 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:26,493 This guy must be a big shot if the captain 29 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,536 sends him private messages. 30 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:28,870 I still don't understand why the captain 31 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,914 picked you to deliver a message. 32 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,458 Because I'm the smartest man in the Navy. 33 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:34,543 How do you figure that? 34 00:05:34,544 --> 00:05:36,086 He said it was impossible for anybody 35 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:37,255 to teach me anything. 36 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:41,049 Look out! 37 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,927 Why don't you look where you're going? 38 00:05:57,817 --> 00:05:58,817 Hello. 39 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,612 What's the matter with you guys? 40 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,739 Ain't you got any sense? 41 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,906 You wanna hurt somebody? 42 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,825 You wouldn't drive like that if there was a cop around here! 43 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:07,660 You bet. 44 00:06:07,661 --> 00:06:08,661 How do you like that, there ain't a cop 45 00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:09,662 within a mile of this place. 46 00:06:09,663 --> 00:06:10,787 Nobody would ever drive like that. 47 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:11,830 Go call me a policeman? 48 00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:13,123 - Sure. - What? 49 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:15,334 Hey, didn't you sailors hear 50 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:16,626 that officer blow his whistle? 51 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:17,462 Yes. 52 00:06:17,463 --> 00:06:19,588 Well what do you think he's doing, giving bird imitations? 53 00:06:19,589 --> 00:06:21,340 Or does he look like a peanut stand? 54 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:23,133 You oughta know there's a law against jaywalkin'. 55 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:24,718 He knows it, give him a ticket. 56 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:25,553 Now wait a minute, Smokey. 57 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,471 Keep out of this! 58 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:27,305 Don't tell him to give me a ticket. 59 00:06:27,305 --> 00:06:28,139 I'll get you out of it. 60 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:28,973 What are you worried about? 61 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:29,932 You'll get me out of this in a patrol wagon. 62 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:31,266 I don't like to give a sailor a ticket. 63 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:32,143 You heard what he said, he don't wanna 64 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,019 give a sailor a ticket. 65 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,728 But it's your duty, give him a ticket. 66 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:35,896 Smokey, let's leave the man alone. 67 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:37,189 You keep quiet. 68 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:38,899 I insist that you give him a ticket. 69 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,150 Persistent sort of a guy. 70 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,610 He insists you give me a ticket. 71 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:43,236 Just keep quiet, he can't bluff me. 72 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,571 Go ahead, give him one. 73 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,448 Okay, if you insist. 74 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:46,865 What's your name? 75 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:47,700 Pomeroy Watson. 76 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,534 What ship? 77 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:49,369 No ship. 78 00:06:49,369 --> 00:06:50,203 I ain't ever been on a boat. 79 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:51,037 What? 80 00:06:51,038 --> 00:06:52,537 I only been in the Navy six years. 81 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:53,789 Never been to sea? 82 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:54,624 No sir. 83 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,792 Revolting, isn't it? 84 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:59,419 Next time watch your step. 85 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,796 Both of you. 86 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:03,715 My first ticket, and I wasn't even driving a car. 87 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:04,634 See what you get me? 88 00:07:04,635 --> 00:07:06,218 See what I get on account of you people? 89 00:07:06,219 --> 00:07:07,844 Are you gonna let him bluff you? 90 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,137 Tear it up. 91 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,138 It's no good? 92 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,223 Tear it up, go on! 93 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:12,474 He can't do anything to you. 94 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:13,309 Okay. 95 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:14,185 Hey, what's the idea? 96 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:15,394 That was his idea. 97 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:16,229 Yeah? 98 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:17,521 Tell that to the Marines. 99 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:18,481 That was his idea. 100 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,315 I got a ticket... 101 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:21,274 Hey, listen. 102 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,193 A clown in a sailor's suit, huh? 103 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,570 Let's see how well you entertain the boys in the brig. 104 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:26,655 Wait a minute, you gotta let him 105 00:07:26,656 --> 00:07:27,906 deliver the captain's letter first. 106 00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:28,990 Yeah. 107 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,784 Okay, you go ahead and deliver that letter 108 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,411 and then report back to the base. 109 00:07:32,412 --> 00:07:34,871 I'm not gonna have any trouble out of either one of you. 110 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:35,872 Okay. 111 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,458 You gonna let that big lug get away with that? 112 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,669 I'm gonna call him and you're going to tell him off. 113 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:41,711 Wait a minute, Smokey. 114 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:44,464 Every time you open up my mouth, you get me in trouble. 115 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:45,299 - All right. - Come on. 116 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:47,510 We'll deliver the letter. 117 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,347 - Hey Smokey. - What? 118 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:52,265 What a cute kid. 119 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:53,890 Hello, how are you? 120 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,308 Give me the letter. 121 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,185 Get that letter, will you? 122 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:58,228 There's the letter. 123 00:07:58,229 --> 00:07:59,063 Pick it up, hurry up. 124 00:07:59,064 --> 00:08:01,606 Okay, now let's get going. 125 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,732 Oh. 126 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:03,568 Oh! 127 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:04,527 In trouble again, huh? 128 00:08:04,528 --> 00:08:06,278 Look, can't we fix this all up? 129 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:08,155 Not with me, sailor. 130 00:08:08,156 --> 00:08:09,239 Hey, here's your money. 131 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,032 Oh, trying to bribe me, huh? 132 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,242 Pomeroy Watson. 133 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:13,410 No, I was only trying to... 134 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,245 Yeah, I know. 135 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:15,412 Well you can take your money and get out of this area 136 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,247 and stay out. 137 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,081 I know, but this money isn't... 138 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:18,582 You heard me, get outta here. 139 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:19,417 Okay. 140 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,251 Okay, okay. 141 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:21,251 Okay. 142 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:27,090 Hey! 143 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:32,388 Who is it? 144 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:34,347 The Navy! 145 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,641 Come in, boys. 146 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:38,894 Get in here. 147 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:39,936 Are you Thomas Halstead? 148 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:40,771 That's right. 149 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:41,606 I got a letter for you. 150 00:08:41,606 --> 00:08:42,440 Thanks. 151 00:08:42,441 --> 00:08:44,357 You boys always deliver dirty letters like this? 152 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:48,653 Oh no, I wouldn't even look at a dirty postcard. 153 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,907 "Mr. Halstead, enclosed..." 154 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,910 The CO wants an answer. 155 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,336 You boys make yourselves at home. 156 00:09:04,337 --> 00:09:06,713 Hey, we're very sorry, we'd like to, but we can't. 157 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:07,797 You see, I got a lot of shopping to do. 158 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:08,633 Shopping? 159 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:09,467 - Yeah. - Where'd you get... 160 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:10,301 No you don't. 161 00:09:10,302 --> 00:09:12,135 I'm gonna buy every record the Andrews Sisters ever made. 162 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:13,512 I'm gonna buy that one record. 163 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:14,846 That ta, ta, ta-da-da. 164 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:15,848 We'll be right back. 165 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,398 All right. 166 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:26,859 Don't push. 167 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,235 Don't give me that. 168 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:29,528 You can't spend that money. 169 00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:30,363 No? 170 00:09:30,364 --> 00:09:33,573 No, that money belongs to that shore patrol. 171 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,116 That's tainted. 172 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:35,952 'Tain't his? 173 00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:36,911 It is his! 174 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:37,745 'Tain't mine? 175 00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:38,828 You oughta be ashamed of yourself, 176 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,664 what would your mother say? 177 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:40,747 - I don't know. - Yeah. 178 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,541 What'll I do? 179 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:42,500 Throw it away. 180 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,500 Okay. 181 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,048 What are you whistling at? 182 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:50,215 - Chambermaid. - Chambermaid? 183 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:52,176 You oughta be ashamed of yourself, whistling at... 184 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,971 Just the maid, sir. 185 00:09:55,972 --> 00:10:00,976 Would you mind coming back a little later, please? 186 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,602 But I have to make up your bed, sir. 187 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,062 It's been made. 188 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,773 Oh, but this is the morning we give you fresh blankets 189 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,650 treated with ultraviolet. 190 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,778 Conquistador service, sir. 191 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,550 I beg your pardon, sir. 192 00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:43,018 The Navy! 193 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:57,490 Well, that's a pretty nice camera for a chambermaid. 194 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,576 Well, it's a hobby of mine. 195 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,369 Even chambermaids have hobbies. 196 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,622 Well if you want a hobby, try learning to make beds. 197 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:04,998 Come back here with that camera of mine! 198 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,166 You've got no right! 199 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,001 I oughta hammer your little toy into an ashtray, 200 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,461 sneaking in here like this.. 201 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:11,796 You happen to be news, Mr. Raymond, big news. 202 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:12,797 Why the disappearance act? 203 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,591 Because, oh, that's none of your business. 204 00:11:14,592 --> 00:11:15,717 It's the public's business. 205 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,552 I don't think it is. 206 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:17,761 Well they do, and you've got no right 207 00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,846 to take a run out on the people who made you famous. 208 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,765 They're entitled to know. 209 00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:21,848 What about me? 210 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,726 Don't you think I'm entitled to a little private life? 211 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,813 Look, lady, I assure you I'm not ungrateful. 212 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:31,024 I only want to spend the next six years of my life 213 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,526 being just plain me, Tommy Halstead. 214 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,862 Not Russ Raymond, America's singing heartthrob. 215 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:36,863 Do you get it? 216 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,823 So you picked the Navy. 217 00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:39,074 Yes ma'am, I'm in the Navy. 218 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,200 I'm a sailor. 219 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,410 Just a plain simple gob. 220 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,662 And believe me, that's gonna be something. 221 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,372 Believe me, that's gonna be a whale of a story. 222 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:47,165 Over my dead body. 223 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,541 If you print that, do you realize 224 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,044 what my life in the Navy would be? 225 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:53,171 Gee, not so good. 226 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,674 Not so good's right. 227 00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:58,134 You know, I never thought of it like that. 228 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,512 I'm really sorry. 229 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,305 Here, let's take the film and get rid of this. 230 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:03,306 Good. 231 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:11,357 Excuse me, boys. 232 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:13,858 Well, that's a fine how do you do. 233 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:14,819 I'm fine thanks, how are you? 234 00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:15,695 I'm all right. 235 00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:16,529 Oh, come on. 236 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,405 Not so much noise, keep quiet. 237 00:12:17,406 --> 00:12:19,447 What are you gonna do? 238 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,491 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 239 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:22,867 I never seen anything like this. 240 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,119 Boy, can you imagine this? 241 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,037 What do you see? 242 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:25,871 Nothin'. 243 00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:27,288 They got the key in the door. 244 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,124 Oh! 245 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,041 Ow! 246 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:29,875 Ow! 247 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,710 Watch the birdie! 248 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:31,544 You want some ice water? 249 00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:33,378 Don't, that hurts. 250 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,754 Ow! 251 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,297 Stop it! 252 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,674 Ow! 253 00:12:37,675 --> 00:12:38,675 Halstead? 254 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:42,262 H-A-L-S-T-E-A-D? 255 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,390 You say he enlisted today? 256 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:46,767 See, that proves it. 257 00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:48,560 Simply proves that a fella named Halstead 258 00:12:48,561 --> 00:12:49,728 enlisted in the Navy. 259 00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:51,980 How do I know that Halstead is Russ Raymond? 260 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:52,815 Brownie. 261 00:12:52,816 --> 00:12:54,691 - Because I told you so. - Here, take these. 262 00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:56,568 Because I brought this picture to prove it. 263 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,278 That headless wonder could be anyone. 264 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,613 Very clever fake, Miss Roberts, but it won't work. 265 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,240 Why are you so sure I'm faking it? 266 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,576 Well, first of all, no sane man would give up 267 00:13:04,577 --> 00:13:08,037 a $100,000-a-year job to be a $21-a-month sailor. 268 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,707 And second, his disappearance was a publicity stunt. 269 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,126 And third, you've been trying to get a staff assignment 270 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:14,169 for the past six months. 271 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,087 Good day, Miss Roberts. 272 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:17,922 Mr. Travers, I'll get you a picture of Russ Raymond. 273 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,507 I'll prove that he's Tommy Halstead 274 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,469 and that he has enlisted in the Navy. 275 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:24,345 Okay, go ahead. 276 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,890 And I'll double the circulation of this magazine overnight. 277 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:29,309 But you get me enough pictures for a four-page layout, 278 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,727 showing Raymond as a rookie sailor, 279 00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:33,439 and I'll make magazine history. 280 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,370 Oh, the Andrews Sisters. 281 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,498 Drive through. 282 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,628 Say, I thought there were three girls in a trio. 283 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,171 There are. 284 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,214 Then something's wrong. 285 00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:01,257 That trio's a foursome. 286 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,051 How long have you been handling 287 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,427 publicity for the Navy? 288 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,888 Just a short while, Miss Andrews. 289 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,601 I only volunteer my services when it's vital. 290 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:18,358 Men, when you came here eight weeks ago, 291 00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:20,777 you only looked like sailors. 292 00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,862 Now, you are sailors. 293 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,323 You've worked hard and you've learned fast. 294 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:28,618 You've had to learn fast, because these are perilous times. 295 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,829 Today, more than ever before in our history, 296 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:34,332 130 million Americans depend upon the vigilance 297 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,752 of the United States Navy to patrol our two oceans 298 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,505 and to guard us from any and all enemies. 299 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,216 You men, the enlisted personnel, 300 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,970 are the Navy, the backbone of the fleet. 301 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,722 Remember what you stand for. 302 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:53,853 Good luck, good voyage, and keep your ship afloat. 303 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,103 Oh Miss Roberts! 304 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:42,938 Yes? 305 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:44,814 Do you know Pomeroy? 306 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:45,691 Pomeroy? 307 00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:48,776 Pomeroy Watson, the best sailor in the Navy. 308 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,070 He's tall, dark, and then some. 309 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,864 That's what he says in his letters. 310 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,866 And he's living for the moment when he can 311 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,243 crush me in his arms. 312 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,162 And you've never seen him? 313 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:00,163 Not yet. 314 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,459 Oh, there he is, over there by the cannon. 315 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,377 Is that for me? 316 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,504 Go on and surprise him, I'm sure he'd love it. 317 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,714 Oh, do you think so? 318 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,549 I'm sure of it. 319 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,550 Of course he would. 320 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,926 Go on, throw your arms around him. 321 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,136 Oh boy, oh boy. 322 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,346 Come on, Max. 323 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,392 Honey, here's your dream gal. 324 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,729 Well look who's here! 325 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:25,564 The Andrews! 326 00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:26,606 Of all people. 327 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:27,899 Well what are you doing here? 328 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,859 Hello, Laverne. 329 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,109 Aren't we surprised? 330 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,487 Am I surprised. 331 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,157 Oh, excuse me a minute, will you? 332 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,582 Well, looking for somebody? 333 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,334 Yes, I need a convoy. 334 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,503 Well, what's the matter sailor, what's wrong? 335 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:49,338 Well... 336 00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,380 Oh, you found my purse, thanks for returning it. 337 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,216 Well come on, you boob, give the lady her purse. 338 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,134 Certainly, Chief, certainly, there you are. 339 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,511 I believe this was in it. 340 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,387 Too bad the light got to it. 341 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,058 You must come up sometime and see my candid camera shots. 342 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,937 Sorry I had to run away like that, girls. 343 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,522 Oh, we're the ones that are sorry, Russ, 344 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:08,648 it was a frame-up. 345 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,066 Yeah, I'm afraid you're right. 346 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,692 What are you girls doing in the Navy? 347 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,027 She's getting in for a sailor. 348 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:13,862 Yeah? 349 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:14,696 Yeah. 350 00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:15,738 Say, do you know a hunk of stuff 351 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,490 by the name of Pomeroy Watson? 352 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:18,325 Pomeroy Watson? 353 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,700 Uh-huh. 354 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,035 Yeah, Pomeroy. 355 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,495 Give way, fast! 356 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,871 Fast as you can. 357 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,040 There he is, right over there, in charge of those men. 358 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,668 Oh, I might have known he'd be in charge of something. 359 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,586 Oh, he's a big man around here. 360 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,630 I never heard of such a thing before in all my life. 361 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,259 Say, is he standing in a hole? 362 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,552 - Hey, Pomey! - Huh? 363 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:40,013 There's Patty and the girls. 364 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,398 Well, every sailor can't be a Charles Boyer. 365 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,151 Now men, I want you guys to pay more attention 366 00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:54,610 to my commands! 367 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,864 Now, every one of yous, up oars! 368 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,868 That's enough, that's enough. 369 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,619 What happened, what happened? 370 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,787 It's mutiny, that's what it is. 371 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,455 Put 'em down! 372 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,748 Put 'em down. 373 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,500 Don't forget it. 374 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,920 All I said was, "up oars." 375 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,215 Now that's the camel that broke the straw's back! 376 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,384 Put 'em down, put 'em down! 377 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,428 Put 'em down. 378 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,346 This is mutiny, that's what it is, mutiny. 379 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,765 I'll put you on the brig, on bread and water for 30 days. 380 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,601 All you of guys. 381 00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:26,851 No more noise from anybody! 382 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,853 Give way, fast! 383 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:29,688 Faster. 384 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,690 One, two, three, four, five, six, pick up sticks. 385 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,900 Faster, faster! 386 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,443 Come on, faster! 387 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,028 Much faster. 388 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,029 Much... 389 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:39,948 Stop the boat. 390 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:41,867 Stop. 391 00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,034 That's enough. 392 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,369 That's enough, stop the boat. 393 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,496 Stop the boat. 394 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,459 Stop the boat! 395 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:53,085 That's enough! 396 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,378 What's the matter? 397 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,714 I'm gettin' seasick. 398 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:57,715 Oh. 399 00:20:58,717 --> 00:20:59,717 Oh. 400 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,723 What's the matter? 401 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:10,603 What's the matter? 402 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:11,687 Give him a break, Chief. 403 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,564 He's just trying to impress his girl. 404 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,944 Sailor, that's not what the Navy's for. 405 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,780 I hope that petty officer don't get wise to this. 406 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:21,906 What do I care about the petty officer? 407 00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:25,159 I've got no use for a petty officer. 408 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,160 So I see! 409 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,038 And I don't like pastry cooks who try to pretend 410 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,998 that they're sailors. 411 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:31,875 I was only... 412 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,417 Only trying to be a big shot, I know. 413 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,627 Suppose you get back to the galley 414 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,545 and order some of those biscuits into the oven. 415 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,047 Not until I get ready. 416 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,048 I'm ready. 417 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,762 Hello. 418 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,723 Pomeroy Watson! 419 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,852 The big shot turns out to be a blank cartridge. 420 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:52,813 Why, Patty, I... 421 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,523 Oh, come on, girls. 422 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,989 Hey, baker, I thought I sent you back to the galley. 423 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:03,824 Well, I... 424 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:04,658 Quiet! 425 00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:06,242 By the way, where's that money 426 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,910 you took away from me on the street the other day? 427 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,328 Oh, I wasn't gonna keep that money. 428 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:13,875 I was gonna give it to you, I was only looking for you. 429 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,339 Hello, Pomey, old boy. 430 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,173 You shut up! 431 00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,049 The whole darn thing is your fault. 432 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:22,884 Now don't... 433 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,510 You told me to write to that girl and tell her I was 6'2". 434 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,720 All right, now wait a minute. 435 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,888 And you told me to tell her I had eyes of blue. 436 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,181 You know I ain't got eyes of blue. 437 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,017 I know that. 438 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:30,851 And you go ahead and tell me 439 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,560 that I'm supposed to tell her I'm an admiral in the Navy. 440 00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:34,520 You know all I am is a baker. 441 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,480 Oh, do I have trouble. 442 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:37,357 There's no harm done. 443 00:22:37,358 --> 00:22:39,442 Smokey, you not only wrecked my whole life, 444 00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:41,110 but you spoiled my whole day. 445 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,154 Shame on you! 446 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,071 You hit me. 447 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,698 Shame on me too. 448 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,241 You hit me! 449 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,703 Smokey, I must be losing my mind. 450 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,330 I didn't mean to hit you, Smokey. 451 00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:54,415 Smokey, please believe me. 452 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,585 I'd never lay my hands on you, Smokey, you know that. 453 00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,628 Smokey, hit me right in the face. 454 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,464 Go ahead. 455 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,298 Lot of good that will do. 456 00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:02,923 Make up for that, Smokey. 457 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,093 Hit me right in the face and make me happy. 458 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:09,139 Go ahead, Smokey, hit me right there. 459 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,561 And I had to coax him to do it. 460 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,507 Attention! 461 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,217 Flotsam and Jetsam. 462 00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:47,718 We sure did fool you. 463 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,845 Oh, lookie, doughnuts! 464 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,597 Hey you kids, get away from those doughnuts. 465 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,517 It's okay, they're the commanding officer's nephews. 466 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,395 Hey Dizzy, come here. 467 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,854 Where's that coat I had made, you know, 468 00:23:58,855 --> 00:23:59,689 the one I want for shore leave? 469 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:00,524 - The white one? - The white one. 470 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,483 In the clothes closet. 471 00:24:01,484 --> 00:24:02,776 Get it for me. 472 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:05,570 Let's see it. 473 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,405 It's a pip. 474 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,239 Steal it over here. 475 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,823 Hey Smokey! 476 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:09,907 There you are, Joe, it's all fixed. 477 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,075 Thanks, that's fine. 478 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,535 Smokey, how do you like the coat? 479 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:13,495 Oh, that's swell. 480 00:24:13,496 --> 00:24:15,079 You look like a battle wagon. 481 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,455 I'm gonna enjoy myself because I got 482 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,665 plenty of money to do it. 483 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:18,500 Hey! 484 00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:19,792 I'm gonna spend every dime on Patty. 485 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,585 Where'd you get all that? 486 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:24,213 Well, I didn't know you had all that money. 487 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,048 Oh sure. 488 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:25,882 Why didn't you tell a fellow? 489 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,216 You got a certain look in your eye I don't like. 490 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,218 Oh, now behave, I'm your friend. 491 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,053 What're you doing? 492 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:31,971 Oh, that's a little game, a little game called 493 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,347 find the submarine. 494 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,765 Like to play games? 495 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:36,350 You see, that's a submarine. 496 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:37,185 That's a lemon. 497 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,186 Well, we call it a submarine. 498 00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:40,187 That's the Atlantic Ocean, that's the Pacific Ocean, 499 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,188 and that's the Indian Ocean. 500 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:42,523 I place it in one of the oceans, 501 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,401 and if you find the submarine, then you win. 502 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:46,361 Oh, then it's different, then we'll play. 503 00:24:46,362 --> 00:24:47,445 Get your money out, let's play. 504 00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:48,988 All right, now you get the idea of the game. 505 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,156 All right, now, watch it. 506 00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:51,365 See it there? 507 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,117 There you are, we put it in the Pacific Ocean. 508 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,201 Keep your eye on it. 509 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,120 Now, tell me where it is. 510 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:56,162 - I'll take this one over here. - How much? 511 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,705 - $10. - It wasn't there? 512 00:24:57,706 --> 00:24:59,290 I swear it was, the submarine was under there. 513 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,583 Well, it wasn't there, I can't help it. 514 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:01,418 It got away. 515 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,252 Can you imagine that. 516 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,086 Well, they do that. 517 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:04,670 All right, here you are, you see it there? 518 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:05,505 Now how can you go wrong? 519 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:06,922 It's just a little twist of the wrist. 520 00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,299 Where she goes, no one knows. 521 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,176 I'll take this one for $10 more. 522 00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:13,304 10 more over here, 10 more, 10 more, 10 more. 523 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,555 Put it down once. 524 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,432 Where is it? 525 00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:17,016 No, it wasn't there, and it wasn't there. 526 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,726 I don't see how anybody can win this game, Smokey. 527 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:19,935 I wouldn't say that. 528 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:20,770 I just said it. 529 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,856 Here, I'll bet you $10 that it can be found. 530 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,191 Okay, there it is right there. 531 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,609 Now if I can find it, why can't you? 532 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:27,444 Now what kind of bet is that? 533 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,278 I bet you $10. 534 00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:29,987 There it is right there, you pick it up yourself. 535 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,238 That's not good. 536 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:32,490 All right, I'll give you a chance to get even. 537 00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:33,532 Here, I'll bet you one dollar. 538 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,575 It's on the other side, the one. 539 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,618 $1. - Now you find it. 540 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:36,453 Okay. 541 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:37,745 Now you win, so it's even, all right? 542 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:38,954 What you start betting dollars for now? 543 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:39,831 We've been betting tens. 544 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:40,749 Wait a minute, here, I'll give you a chance 545 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:41,583 to double up on me. 546 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:42,417 Here, do you see it there? 547 00:25:42,418 --> 00:25:43,542 - Go ahead. - Now watch it. 548 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,085 Watch it. 549 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,004 Now it's underneath one of those shells. 550 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,255 $10 under here. 551 00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,465 Go ahead and find it. 552 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,466 Now if he can find it, why can't you? 553 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:51,634 You wanna make a little bet on the side? 554 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:52,552 $10 under here. 555 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:53,969 Go ahead, pick it out, it's up to yourself. 556 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:54,888 Now if he wins... 557 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:55,722 I'll take a chance. 558 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:56,556 $10. 559 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:57,765 Go ahead, pick it out, where is it? 560 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,350 Why don't you leave 'em alone? 561 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:00,726 Go on, pick it out. 562 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,561 There it is. 563 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,395 No, it's here. 564 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,230 There it is. 565 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,064 - It's here. - It's there. 566 00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:06,482 I win, the first time I ever won in my life. 567 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,525 What do you win? 568 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:08,360 You had no money down. 569 00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:09,944 Now chances are, if you'd have had some money down, 570 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:10,820 then chances are you'd have won. 571 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:11,862 - Chances are. - Chances are. 572 00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:14,114 Hey Smokey, I bet I could win that submarine game. 573 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:14,950 Okay. 574 00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:15,784 - How much you wanna bet? - Five bucks. 575 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:16,618 $5. 576 00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:18,577 Say, have you got a $10 bill for some ones? 577 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,037 Why certainly I always carry a $10 bill. 578 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:20,872 That's fine. 579 00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:21,706 Give me the ones. 580 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,165 There you are, there's one, two, by the way, 581 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,792 how many years have you been in the Navy? 582 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,335 - Six years. - Six? 583 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,711 What's that got to do with counting my change? 584 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:28,672 - Six? - Yeah. 585 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:30,297 Seven, eight, nine, 10. 586 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,132 That's much better. 587 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:31,967 Now here's your five. 588 00:26:31,968 --> 00:26:33,551 One, two, three, four, five. 589 00:26:33,552 --> 00:26:35,844 Now the idea of this game, naturally, is to find... 590 00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:36,845 - Smokey. - The submarine. 591 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:39,306 Now wait a minute, wait a minute. 592 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:40,432 There's somethin' wrong. 593 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,268 You didn't give me 10 ones that time. 594 00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,477 Okay, here's your 10. 595 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,896 Here's your 10, give me back my ones. 596 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:48,107 - Okay, come on. - Right there, now. 597 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:51,652 There's one, two, three, four, five... 598 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,529 Wait a minute. 599 00:26:52,530 --> 00:26:53,737 When do you get out of the Navy? 600 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,281 - In two years. - Two? 601 00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:56,241 - Two. - Two? 602 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,075 Two years I get out. 603 00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:57,909 Two. 604 00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,452 Two, three, four, five, six, seven... 605 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:01,288 Wait a minute. 606 00:27:01,289 --> 00:27:03,622 Did I understand you to say six? 607 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:04,665 Six years I been in the Navy! 608 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,625 Oh, that's what it was. 609 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:06,459 Two years I'm gettin' out. 610 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,918 I had that six on my mind. 611 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:08,753 It's two years. 612 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:09,588 You got 'em mixed up, that's all. 613 00:27:09,588 --> 00:27:10,422 I get out in two years. 614 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:11,256 Two, two. 615 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,090 - Two. - Two. 616 00:27:12,091 --> 00:27:13,382 - Two, two. - Okay, two. 617 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:18,053 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 618 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:18,888 Thanks. 619 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:19,931 That's all. 620 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:24,977 Got it again. 621 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,771 Hey Dizzy, have you got a 10 for some ones? 622 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:28,607 Sure. 623 00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:29,983 Give me the 10. 624 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,278 There's one, two... 625 00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:36,155 How long you been in the Navy? 626 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,156 90 days. 627 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,367 Come on, count it out. 628 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,327 No, you come on. 629 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:41,161 How long you been in the Navy? 630 00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:42,202 90 days! 631 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,787 It's not gonna come out. 632 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:44,748 Something's wrong. 633 00:27:44,749 --> 00:27:46,248 So you got yourself into it. 634 00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:47,499 Come on, count it off. 635 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,834 I'm gonna get it again. 636 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,880 Two, three, four, five, six, seven... 637 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:55,674 Seven. 638 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,301 How many months in 90 days? 639 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:58,719 Three months. 640 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,012 Three months? 641 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,013 Three. 642 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:02,766 Three months. 643 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:03,600 Three. 644 00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:04,933 I got him. 645 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:09,439 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 646 00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:11,273 Yeah. 647 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:13,610 I think I got it again. 648 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:14,486 Oh, come on. 649 00:28:14,487 --> 00:28:17,029 Give Joe a chance to win some money, will you, please? 650 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:17,864 Now look, Joe. 651 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:18,698 You see it there? 652 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:19,574 Now how can you go wrong? 653 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,158 It's just a little twist of the wrist. 654 00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:22,451 That's all there is to it. 655 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,746 Now it's underneath one of those shells. 656 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,165 Dizzy, take a look under the table. 657 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,000 Under the table. 658 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,959 - You're a cheater. - No remarks. 659 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,251 Guy's got a fruit stand under the table. 660 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,170 Keep quiet. 661 00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:33,671 Pick it out, go ahead, where's the submarine? 662 00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:34,589 No, it wasn't there. 663 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:36,173 It's a gyp! 664 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,092 It's a gyp, I tell ya, it's a gyp. 665 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:40,010 All right, there's your money back. 666 00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:41,804 Cheatin' his old friend! 667 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:42,888 Hey Smokey, don't go no further. 668 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,473 Don't go no further. 669 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:45,641 I want to play some more with you, brother. 670 00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:46,434 You wanna play some more? 671 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:47,268 You ain't gonna cheat me. 672 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:48,103 You got any more money? 673 00:28:48,104 --> 00:28:49,186 Why certainly, I got a bankroll. 674 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:50,021 What odds are you gonna give me? 675 00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:50,855 I'll give you two-to-one. 676 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:51,690 That ain't enough. 677 00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:52,940 Oh, come on, I'll give you three-to-one. 678 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,233 No. 679 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,068 Too anxious. 680 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:55,902 What do you want? 681 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:56,736 At least six. 682 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,570 I'll give you five-to-one. 683 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,405 No, six. 684 00:28:58,405 --> 00:28:59,239 I'll give you six-to-one. 685 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,407 Okay, okay. 686 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,242 What was that? 687 00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:03,909 I don't know, somebody's digging clams or something. 688 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:04,786 All right, I'll tell you what we'll do. 689 00:29:04,787 --> 00:29:05,953 - You know where it is now? - Yes. 690 00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,037 You know where the submarine is? 691 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:07,872 - Yes. - For the bankroll. 692 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:08,707 The bankroll. 693 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:09,998 Put it all down, pick it up. 694 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,333 Where'd that come from? 695 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:12,334 You're not mad, are ya? 696 00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:13,169 Certainly I'm mad. 697 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,670 Then suck the lemons. 698 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,213 Oh. 699 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:17,673 That's the worst thing I ever saw, cheatin' like that. 700 00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,007 Can you imagine a man doing that to me? 701 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,093 That's one thing I never do is cheat. 702 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,053 You know where the submarine is. 703 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:25,055 I know where a flock of submarines are. 704 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:25,890 For how much? 705 00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:27,808 I know where a submarine with juice coming out of it is. 706 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,643 For how much? 707 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:29,477 For the bankroll. 708 00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:30,311 You wanna bet it all? 709 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,146 The whole works. 710 00:29:31,147 --> 00:29:32,187 All right, of course you're only entitled to one ocean. 711 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,106 That's all I want, one ocean. 712 00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:33,940 All right, watch it. 713 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,274 You pick up the ocean. 714 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,608 You want that ocean there? 715 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:37,444 Pick it up. 716 00:29:37,445 --> 00:29:38,819 You've got to pick it up in order to win. 717 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,612 Find the submarine. 718 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,489 What ocean do you want? 719 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:44,032 What ocean do you want, come on. 720 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:45,159 Is it under there? 721 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,369 There is a triple-barrelled, hey Dizzy. 722 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:50,165 - Hey, Joe, come here. - Wait a minute. 723 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:00,799 Hey, wait a minute, fellas, here they are. 724 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,634 En route to... 725 00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:02,469 Hawaii. 726 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:03,510 I'm fine, thanks, how are you? 727 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:04,631 Wait a minute, you wanna... 728 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:20,791 Wait a minute, what's the matter pal? 729 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:23,001 That's the girl, the one with the camera complex, see her? 730 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,461 Well, I gotta get back now, because I'm supposed to be 731 00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:25,796 on duty, but I'll sneak in later 732 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:26,880 and we'll have a dance, huh? 733 00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:28,173 I'll be waiting, Mr. Dugan. 734 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:29,008 How are ya, Dynamite? 735 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:29,842 Hiya, Reed. 736 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:30,677 How are my boys behaving? 737 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:31,677 Oh, fine. 738 00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:35,889 Good evening. 739 00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:37,265 Oh. 740 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,266 Hello. 741 00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:41,603 I think I owe you an apology. 742 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,854 I think you do. 743 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:45,190 Well, we agree on something. 744 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:48,819 And I apologize for pulling that gag on you. 745 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,070 Gag? 746 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,071 Yes. 747 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,782 You really thought I was Russ Raymond, didn't you? 748 00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:55,243 I did and I still do. 749 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,662 Well, I've been mistaken for him a lot of times. 750 00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:00,455 I am Tom Halstead. 751 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:01,623 Mm-hmm. 752 00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:02,583 Yeah. 753 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:03,875 I hope that guy Raymond stays lost 754 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,711 so I can have a little peace. 755 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,254 Well, if you're not Russ Raymond, 756 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:09,715 then you won't mind my taking your picture, will you? 757 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:12,217 No, I'll even strike a pose for you. 758 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,052 How's this right here, huh? 759 00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:14,887 Okay? 760 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,263 Or would you rather have this? 761 00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,057 Anything'll do. 762 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:20,143 Good. 763 00:34:20,144 --> 00:34:21,393 There you are, no hard feelings. 764 00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:22,519 None at all, Mr. Raymond. 765 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,188 I'll be seeing you in our magazine. 766 00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,398 Here's the flim. 767 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:27,233 Thanks, my friend. 768 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,026 Give us some skin. 769 00:34:28,026 --> 00:34:28,860 Sure. 770 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,860 Skin. 771 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:34,365 Come on, if you want to see the Andrews Sisters. 772 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:37,744 Hello girls. 773 00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:39,369 Gee, that number was swell. 774 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:40,620 Hello Patty. 775 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:43,915 You can call me Miss Andrews, and from a distance. 776 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,584 Oh Patty, give me a chance to explain on the dance floor, 777 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,544 where we can have a little privacy, huh? 778 00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:48,879 It's too crowded here. 779 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,422 Well, I don't know. 780 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:52,632 Oh, come on, Patty, please, will ya? 781 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:55,177 I'll hardly step on your feet at all. 782 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,012 Come on. 783 00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:57,262 All right. 784 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:58,305 Come on, chubby. 785 00:34:58,306 --> 00:34:59,556 Oh, oh! 786 00:34:59,557 --> 00:35:00,932 She called me chubby! 787 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:01,893 Oh boy! 788 00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:03,414 Well, whose feet am I gonna step on? 789 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,105 Where's your ticket? 790 00:35:06,105 --> 00:35:06,939 Oh, you gotta have a ticket? 791 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:07,774 Yeah. 792 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:08,608 Wait a minute, Patty, I'll go get a ticket. 793 00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,192 Then we can dance. 794 00:35:10,193 --> 00:35:11,193 Okay. 795 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:16,699 Lady, give me five cents worth of tickets. 796 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,493 Who are you bumpin' into? 797 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:20,328 You. 798 00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:22,162 I'll not only bump you, I'll slug you. 799 00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:23,371 Oh yeah? 800 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,915 Oh yeah! 801 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:25,792 Okay. 802 00:35:25,793 --> 00:35:29,127 I never fight with nobody that agrees with me, see? 803 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:30,128 Excuse me. 804 00:35:31,881 --> 00:35:32,715 Here. 805 00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:33,715 Let's go. 806 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:41,515 What kind of dance was that? 807 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:43,600 What kind of dance was that! 808 00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:45,310 Hey, that was a swell dance. 809 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,145 Did you cut a rug? 810 00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:46,979 Cut a rug? 811 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,730 I didn't even get a chance to disturb the nap. 812 00:35:48,731 --> 00:35:51,358 Oh, you're just hard to please. 813 00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,151 Hey you. 814 00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,235 What I did is rushed over there to the box office. 815 00:35:53,236 --> 00:35:55,153 I bought two tickets, and I come over here to dance 816 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,322 on the floor with my girlfriend, Patty, and all we do 817 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:00,742 is hear the band go ta-ta-ta, ta, ta. 818 00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:03,954 So you heard the band go ta-ta-ta, ta, ta? 819 00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:04,747 I heared it. 820 00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:06,748 That's gonna cost you two bits more. 821 00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:08,208 Two bits more for what? 822 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,460 For listening to the music. 823 00:36:10,461 --> 00:36:13,130 Don't let him get away with that. 824 00:36:13,131 --> 00:36:15,006 Smokey, don't push. 825 00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:16,007 Come here. 826 00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:19,136 You want Patty to think you're yellow? 827 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,470 No. 828 00:36:20,471 --> 00:36:22,639 Okay, Patty, I'll show him. 829 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,890 I'm in love, I don't know what I'm doing. 830 00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:25,142 Oh, go ahead. 831 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,602 Blames it on love. 832 00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:30,731 What's the matter? 833 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:31,732 - Smokey. - What's wrong? 834 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,150 I ain't gonna fight those guys here. 835 00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:34,609 I'll fight them on a field of honor. 836 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:35,570 They have no honor. 837 00:36:35,571 --> 00:36:37,529 That's okay, I ain't got no field. 838 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:38,989 Take a poke at him, Pomeroy. 839 00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:39,824 Let him have it. 840 00:36:39,824 --> 00:36:40,783 Go on, right on the nose. 841 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:42,826 Go on, take a good poke at him. 842 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,035 Okay. 843 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,288 I'll give five bucks if you let me take a poke at you. 844 00:36:46,289 --> 00:36:47,123 Okay. 845 00:36:47,124 --> 00:36:48,623 Oh, what a sport. 846 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:49,749 Thanks a lot, pal. 847 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:50,750 Okay, kid. 848 00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:54,839 Here comes the five-buck punch. 849 00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,385 Here's your change. 850 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:01,845 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 851 00:37:01,846 --> 00:37:03,346 I'd like to see you do that again. 852 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,182 Oh, yeah? 853 00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,432 Yeah. 854 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,058 He did. 855 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,102 I dare you to try that on me, brother. 856 00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:10,103 Oh, so. 857 00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:12,607 Wait a minute. 858 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,858 Now why don't you pick on a kid your size? 859 00:37:14,859 --> 00:37:15,818 Let him go. 860 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:16,652 Hold him! 861 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,528 Hold him, hold him. 862 00:37:17,528 --> 00:37:18,362 Wait a minute. 863 00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,197 Let him go. 864 00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:20,488 Hold him! 865 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,157 What's the idea of trying to pick on my friend here? 866 00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:23,241 All right, boys. 867 00:37:23,242 --> 00:37:25,327 Now wait a minute, I'm not pickin' on him. 868 00:37:25,328 --> 00:37:27,621 Him and me had an understanding. 869 00:37:27,622 --> 00:37:30,207 What's the matter, you afraid of the boy, sweetheart? 870 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,833 Don't call me sweetheart. 871 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,627 Hey fellas, there's a fight! 872 00:37:33,628 --> 00:37:34,462 No! 873 00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:35,462 No! 874 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:39,759 All right now, come on, break it up. 875 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:43,595 What's the matter with you two? 876 00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:44,804 I thought sailors were fighting men. 877 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,306 We are, but you gotta be on the water. 878 00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:47,266 Yes, and it's 30 days in the brig 879 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,516 if you're caught in a brawl ashore. 880 00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:49,893 We're gonna stay right here and we're gonna 881 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:50,728 watch the fight. 882 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:52,229 And then we won't wind up in the brig. 883 00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:54,857 No you don't, no you don't. 884 00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:01,154 Hey, what do you gobs think you are, 885 00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:02,531 parachute troops? 886 00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:09,829 This is the worst predicament I was ever in. 887 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,539 This is worse than being in jail. 888 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,500 Stone walls do not a prison make. 889 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,126 Nor iron bars a cage. 890 00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:16,878 Well, if they don't, they got us hypnotized. 891 00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:18,588 Which one of you fellas is Pomeroy Watson? 892 00:38:18,589 --> 00:38:19,382 That's you, Smokey. 893 00:38:19,382 --> 00:38:20,216 Yeah. 894 00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:21,050 No, that's you. 895 00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:21,884 That's you. 896 00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:22,718 I don't know where I'm at. 897 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:23,636 Excuse me. 898 00:38:23,637 --> 00:38:24,719 I'm Pomeroy Watson. 899 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,554 Message for you. 900 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,389 Thank you, sir. 901 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,974 Could you get me a sponge cake with a file in it? 902 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:29,892 I guess not. 903 00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:30,892 I'm sorry. 904 00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:42,028 Oh, Smokey. 905 00:38:43,072 --> 00:38:43,906 Tommy. 906 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,240 Now what's wrong? 907 00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:46,366 Fellas, it's the end now. 908 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,534 What happened now? 909 00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:49,703 Smokey and Tommy, it's all over. 910 00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:51,037 Patty and I are washed up. 911 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:51,872 What do you mean? 912 00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:53,039 She's going away with a barber. 913 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:53,874 With a barber? 914 00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:54,792 That's nonsense. 915 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,293 No it's not, Smokey. 916 00:38:56,294 --> 00:38:57,836 It says right here in the letter. 917 00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:58,671 What's it say? 918 00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,923 "Am taking the clipper to Hawaii." 919 00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:03,008 Oh! 920 00:39:03,009 --> 00:39:04,217 Anything but a barber. 921 00:39:04,218 --> 00:39:06,594 I always wanted to be more than a barber. 922 00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:07,721 Pomeroy Watson? 923 00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:09,973 Pomeroy Watson, somebody wants you. 924 00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,182 That's me. 925 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,018 Come with me. 926 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,019 No sir, it's much safer in here. 927 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,186 Don't take me away now. 928 00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:16,022 I didn't do nothin'. 929 00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:16,856 I'm not gonna squeal, boys. 930 00:39:16,857 --> 00:39:18,315 I won't say a word. 931 00:39:18,316 --> 00:39:19,233 I don't care where I'm goin'. 932 00:39:19,234 --> 00:39:22,862 Go ahead, take me if you want, I don't care. 933 00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,866 That's my boss, Chief Commissary Steward. 934 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,242 Yes, I know. 935 00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:30,702 My boss. 936 00:39:30,703 --> 00:39:31,537 Hello, boss. 937 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:32,371 What are you in for? 938 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:34,289 What am I, look Watson, for six years 939 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:36,207 we've tried to make a sailor outta you. 940 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,417 Just let me read a few lines of your record 941 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,419 so far this year. 942 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,379 Placed on sentry duty, you arrested a mailman 943 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,922 for taking letters out of a mailbox. 944 00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:43,923 How do you like that for nerve? 945 00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:45,342 In broad daylight too. 946 00:39:45,343 --> 00:39:47,218 The same day you were sent down to the mess hall 947 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:48,303 to break up a crap game. 948 00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:50,055 What do you do, you lose your uniform in the game. 949 00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:51,056 That's a lie. 950 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,098 It was only my pants. 951 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,850 Look Watson, I've protected you, sure, 952 00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:55,143 because you're the only cook that knows 953 00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:57,771 how to fix cream puffs the way the admiral likes them. 954 00:39:57,772 --> 00:39:58,564 With jelly. 955 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:00,899 But this disgraceful brawl is the last straw. 956 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,692 When you get out of this, you'll be transferred to duty 957 00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:03,527 on the Alabama. 958 00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:04,611 You're gonna transfer me to the Alabama? 959 00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:05,945 I don't care where you go. 960 00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:07,906 A real battleship? 961 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:09,200 Going to Hawaii? 962 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:11,201 Oh, oh. 963 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:13,995 I'll be able to get my hands on that barber. 964 00:40:13,996 --> 00:40:15,121 Thanks, boss. 965 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:15,956 Gah. 966 00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:16,874 Oh, swell. 967 00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:17,708 Thanks. 968 00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:18,542 I'm gonna be transferred. 969 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:19,542 Oh boy. 970 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,050 Now what are you in for? 971 00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:03,230 Mutiny! 972 00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:04,148 Mutiny! 973 00:42:04,148 --> 00:42:05,148 Hey! 974 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,193 Why don't you leave these two kids alone? 975 00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:09,652 Why don't these two kids leave me alone? 976 00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:10,737 Nevermind that. 977 00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,489 Now you two get ashore before this boat sails. 978 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:14,533 Pick up your instruments. 979 00:42:20,456 --> 00:42:21,873 Now you two boys get where you belong. 980 00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:24,959 And you put some sweat on that swab. 981 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,504 Come on, put some sweat on that swab 982 00:42:27,505 --> 00:42:29,422 or I'll give you 40 lashes. 983 00:42:29,423 --> 00:42:31,050 What about lashes? 984 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:36,596 Do you think mine would look better with mascara? 985 00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:37,597 All right. 986 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:39,433 Pick up that line. 987 00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:40,643 Aye aye, sir. 988 00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:46,231 Dugan! 989 00:42:47,316 --> 00:42:48,150 You're wanted below. 990 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:49,360 Aye aye, sir. 991 00:42:50,444 --> 00:42:52,820 Brother, I'll see you later. 992 00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:53,947 That's okay with me. 993 00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:55,448 You got no right to make Tommy work like this anyway. 994 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:56,283 All right. 995 00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:57,909 A whole ocean full of water to wash the decks. 996 00:42:57,910 --> 00:42:59,869 He makes Tommy wash with one bucket. 997 00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,120 All right, come on, forget it. 998 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,830 Always in trouble. 999 00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:06,042 Say, Tommy, how about you and I going ashore tonight? 1000 00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:06,877 No thanks. 1001 00:43:06,878 --> 00:43:08,836 Oh come on, you haven't left this boat in a week. 1002 00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,547 What do you wanna do, want to turn out to be a barnacle? 1003 00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:11,382 I like the ship. 1004 00:43:11,382 --> 00:43:12,216 You like it? 1005 00:43:12,216 --> 00:43:13,050 Say, what's the matter? 1006 00:43:13,051 --> 00:43:14,092 Are you afraid that girl photographer 1007 00:43:14,093 --> 00:43:15,677 is still parked out there on the pier? 1008 00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:16,512 Yeah. 1009 00:43:16,513 --> 00:43:17,762 I think I'll stay parked here on the ship. 1010 00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,556 If she wants to get on here, she'll have to fly. 1011 00:43:19,557 --> 00:43:21,307 Well, if you change your mind, let me know. 1012 00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:22,308 Okay. 1013 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,690 "Pintles, small straight pieces of metal" 1014 00:43:28,691 --> 00:43:30,149 "secured to the rudder and fitting in gudgeons" 1015 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,192 "on a stern post." 1016 00:43:31,193 --> 00:43:32,986 On a stern post. 1017 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:36,781 "Gudgeons, small metal pieces in which pintles are fitted." 1018 00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,741 Pintles are fitted. 1019 00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,285 The bow is in front of the ship, 1020 00:43:40,286 --> 00:43:41,661 the stern is in the back of the ship. 1021 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:43,162 The starboard is to the right. 1022 00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:44,081 Hello. 1023 00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:44,915 Hello. 1024 00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:45,957 The starboard is to the right. 1025 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:46,792 Where's the port? 1026 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:47,710 It's in a bottle in the icebox. 1027 00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:48,544 Thanks. 1028 00:43:48,545 --> 00:43:50,211 Wait, you're not allowed on board this ship. 1029 00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:51,046 You gotta get off here. 1030 00:43:51,047 --> 00:43:52,589 I know, but I've got to get a picture of Tommy Halstead. 1031 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:53,424 Now if you'll help... 1032 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:54,632 Oh no, I'm not gonna help nobody. 1033 00:43:54,633 --> 00:43:56,092 I'm not getting in any more jams. 1034 00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:57,385 All right, I'll scream. 1035 00:43:57,386 --> 00:43:58,636 How loud can you scream? 1036 00:43:58,637 --> 00:43:59,471 Ah! 1037 00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:00,306 That's enough. 1038 00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:01,472 You gonna help? 1039 00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:02,391 I don't wanna, but... 1040 00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:03,225 - Ah! - All right! 1041 00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:04,059 I'll help. 1042 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:04,893 Thanks, you're cute. 1043 00:44:04,894 --> 00:44:06,644 Oh, only wish Patty thought so. 1044 00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:08,563 Why do I get in these kinda messes, anyway? 1045 00:44:08,564 --> 00:44:09,606 Tiptoe. 1046 00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:10,607 Shh. 1047 00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:14,445 Ooh! 1048 00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:15,279 Come on. 1049 00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:16,113 Hurry up. 1050 00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:16,947 Get in here. 1051 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:17,947 Quick. 1052 00:44:19,116 --> 00:44:20,950 Pintles, pintles are pintles. 1053 00:44:20,951 --> 00:44:21,951 What? 1054 00:44:23,037 --> 00:44:24,245 Adams is gonna try to make you 1055 00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:25,663 into something that resembles a sailor. 1056 00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:26,624 He'll give you the instructions 1057 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:27,832 and you better come up to par. 1058 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:28,958 What's par on this ship? 1059 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:30,001 - 76. - Okay. 1060 00:44:30,002 --> 00:44:31,919 - What? - I'm sorry, Dynamite. 1061 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,088 But the time is gonna come sometime, the time is gonna come. 1062 00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:36,007 And when the time comes sometime... 1063 00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:36,842 Well? 1064 00:44:36,843 --> 00:44:38,635 The time is gonna come. 1065 00:44:38,636 --> 00:44:40,679 All right, get to work. 1066 00:44:41,889 --> 00:44:42,723 Well? 1067 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:43,557 Hey Smokey. 1068 00:44:43,558 --> 00:44:45,016 Nevermind that, you heard what the chief said. 1069 00:44:45,017 --> 00:44:47,143 We're gonna make a sailor out of you. 1070 00:44:47,144 --> 00:44:47,978 Where'll I start? 1071 00:44:47,979 --> 00:44:49,062 In the potato locker. 1072 00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:50,396 Oh, nevermind the potato locker. 1073 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:51,564 I know, but if the officers find... 1074 00:44:51,565 --> 00:44:53,483 If the officers find what? 1075 00:44:53,484 --> 00:44:56,069 There's a tomato in there with the potatoes. 1076 00:44:56,070 --> 00:44:57,320 Well get it out and put it in 1077 00:44:57,321 --> 00:44:58,280 with the rest of the tomatoes. 1078 00:44:58,281 --> 00:45:00,323 She ain't that kind of a tomato. 1079 00:45:00,324 --> 00:45:01,158 She? 1080 00:45:01,159 --> 00:45:02,950 This one walks and talks. 1081 00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,828 - She? - She's in there. 1082 00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:07,956 See? 1083 00:45:07,957 --> 00:45:08,998 What'd I tell you, there she is. 1084 00:45:08,999 --> 00:45:09,833 Pomeroy. 1085 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:10,668 Oh, don't blame him. 1086 00:45:10,669 --> 00:45:12,251 I came to get a picture of Tommy. 1087 00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:13,378 The only pictures allowed on this ship 1088 00:45:13,379 --> 00:45:14,587 are tattooed on the men. 1089 00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,506 See, I told you you wasn't allowed on this battleship. 1090 00:45:16,507 --> 00:45:17,466 - Come on, you gotta get off. - Now wait. 1091 00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:19,217 She has got to get off! 1092 00:45:19,218 --> 00:45:20,343 You can't go that way. 1093 00:45:20,344 --> 00:45:21,719 The OD's on the quarterdeck. 1094 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,680 Let's try the 50-cent seats. 1095 00:45:22,681 --> 00:45:24,013 Now this is no time to get silly. 1096 00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:24,932 Listen, boys. 1097 00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:26,432 I don't want to be any trouble. 1098 00:45:26,433 --> 00:45:28,226 Just help me get the pictures and I'll 1099 00:45:28,227 --> 00:45:29,852 slip ashore after dark. 1100 00:45:29,853 --> 00:45:30,937 Do you promise? 1101 00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:31,772 Promise. 1102 00:45:31,773 --> 00:45:33,315 Cross your heart? 1103 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,983 I don't like it, but I guess you got us 1104 00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,276 hooked either way, miss. 1105 00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:39,320 Don't be formal, just call me Dot. 1106 00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:40,155 Okay, Dot. 1107 00:45:40,155 --> 00:45:41,155 Come on. 1108 00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:43,617 Dash, Dot! 1109 00:45:43,617 --> 00:45:44,451 Dash! 1110 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:45,535 Come on, come on. 1111 00:45:45,536 --> 00:45:46,786 Not me. 1112 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,121 Not me, her. 1113 00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:48,956 Go ahead. 1114 00:45:48,956 --> 00:45:49,790 Dash! 1115 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:50,708 Get in. 1116 00:45:50,708 --> 00:45:51,542 What's going on in here? 1117 00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:52,376 Nothing. 1118 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,418 Why not? 1119 00:45:53,419 --> 00:45:56,671 What do you think you're doing? 1120 00:45:56,672 --> 00:45:57,672 Well? 1121 00:45:58,465 --> 00:45:59,383 Dash, Dot. 1122 00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:00,591 Dot, dash. 1123 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,427 Dash, Dot... 1124 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:02,428 What is this? 1125 00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:03,636 Signal practice. 1126 00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:05,722 Smokey's trying to resemble me into a sailor. 1127 00:46:05,723 --> 00:46:06,598 Well, stow it. 1128 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:07,433 We did. 1129 00:46:07,433 --> 00:46:08,267 I hope. 1130 00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:13,230 Watson, why don't you keep these locker doors dogged down? 1131 00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:14,857 What about the door? 1132 00:46:14,857 --> 00:46:15,691 You heard me. 1133 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:16,692 Dog it. 1134 00:46:16,693 --> 00:46:18,110 Dog it? 1135 00:46:20,404 --> 00:46:21,780 Okay! 1136 00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:27,618 Hey Smokey, get a load of this picture. 1137 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,871 What is this here, that these guys are working on? 1138 00:46:29,872 --> 00:46:30,831 Look at that. 1139 00:46:30,832 --> 00:46:31,832 That's a hull of a ship. 1140 00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:32,791 You're telling me. 1141 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:34,125 But what is this they're working on? 1142 00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:35,168 Oh look, please, don't annoy me. 1143 00:46:35,169 --> 00:46:36,502 I'm trying to figure out a way 1144 00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,045 to get that girl off this boat. 1145 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:39,630 Oh boy, that's gonna be awful. 1146 00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:40,673 I wish I wasn't here. 1147 00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:42,091 Yeah, you are. 1148 00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:43,134 - Smokey. - What. 1149 00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:44,886 If I didn't know better, I'd swear we're moving. 1150 00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:45,970 - We are moving! - Yep. 1151 00:46:45,971 --> 00:46:47,305 We're on our way to Hawaii. 1152 00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:48,140 Yeah. 1153 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:49,099 What'd you say? 1154 00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:49,933 To Hawaii. 1155 00:46:49,934 --> 00:46:51,017 - We're going to Hawaii? - Yes. 1156 00:46:51,018 --> 00:46:51,852 Where Patty is? 1157 00:46:51,852 --> 00:46:52,686 That's right. 1158 00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:53,895 Oh, mm-hmm! 1159 00:46:53,896 --> 00:46:55,522 I'm going to Hawaii! 1160 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:03,112 With a tomato in the potato locker. 1161 00:47:03,113 --> 00:47:04,113 Oh. 1162 00:47:05,783 --> 00:47:06,742 We'll get around to it. 1163 00:47:06,743 --> 00:47:09,203 Okay, kid, we'll get around. 1164 00:47:10,245 --> 00:47:11,245 Wait a minute. 1165 00:47:11,246 --> 00:47:12,330 Huh? 1166 00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:14,999 What are you throwing your clothes out the porthole for? 1167 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,834 Porthole? 1168 00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:16,668 Certainly. 1169 00:47:16,669 --> 00:47:18,211 I thought it was a little closet. 1170 00:47:18,212 --> 00:47:19,378 Oh, come on. 1171 00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,379 Not so much noise. 1172 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,758 Quiet, quiet, come on. 1173 00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:27,678 Now come on, let's get to bed. 1174 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:28,514 Shh. 1175 00:47:28,514 --> 00:47:29,348 Quiet, go to bed. 1176 00:47:29,348 --> 00:47:30,307 Where am I gonna sleep? 1177 00:47:30,307 --> 00:47:31,141 Up here. 1178 00:47:31,142 --> 00:47:32,266 I said where do I sleep? 1179 00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:33,768 Up in here. 1180 00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:35,603 That's right. 1181 00:47:35,604 --> 00:47:36,480 How do you get in here? 1182 00:47:36,481 --> 00:47:37,605 How do you sleep in here? 1183 00:47:37,606 --> 00:47:40,399 Six years in the Navy and you never slept in a hammock? 1184 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,651 Six years I was a baker. 1185 00:47:41,652 --> 00:47:43,110 I always slept in a sink. 1186 00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:44,320 You better learn to sleep in a hammock. 1187 00:47:44,321 --> 00:47:45,239 How do you get in here? 1188 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,615 Here, watch me. 1189 00:47:50,661 --> 00:47:52,203 Oh, that's good. 1190 00:47:52,204 --> 00:47:53,580 Grab on and bzzt. 1191 00:47:54,790 --> 00:47:56,332 Shh, don't make any noise. 1192 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,543 - Quiet. - Okay. 1193 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:03,757 I think I made it. 1194 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,175 Quiet! 1195 00:48:06,176 --> 00:48:07,176 No noise. 1196 00:48:10,556 --> 00:48:12,182 Pretty near made it. 1197 00:48:24,778 --> 00:48:25,778 Giddyap. 1198 00:48:29,241 --> 00:48:30,408 Hey, Smokey. 1199 00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:31,701 What's the matter? 1200 00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:33,786 How can you sleep like this? 1201 00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:36,622 How do you lay down? 1202 00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:37,457 Lay down. 1203 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:39,292 How do you straighten this out? 1204 00:48:39,293 --> 00:48:40,293 Get over. 1205 00:48:41,336 --> 00:48:42,336 Okay. 1206 00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:47,592 Will you go to sleep? 1207 00:48:47,593 --> 00:48:49,135 You wanna wake everybody up? 1208 00:48:49,136 --> 00:48:49,970 Go on. 1209 00:48:49,971 --> 00:48:51,304 I'm comfortable down here. 1210 00:48:51,305 --> 00:48:52,972 It's much better. 1211 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,850 It's a fine time to be playing on the deck. 1212 00:48:55,851 --> 00:48:56,727 Now get up in there. 1213 00:48:56,728 --> 00:48:58,102 How're you gonna sleep in a snood? 1214 00:48:58,103 --> 00:48:59,687 Shh, quiet! 1215 00:48:59,688 --> 00:49:00,731 Take it easy. 1216 00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:04,985 Now I gotta saddle it again. 1217 00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:09,488 Whoa, boy. 1218 00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:12,533 I gotta talk to the horse. 1219 00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:13,619 Take it easy. 1220 00:49:15,454 --> 00:49:17,330 What in the world are you doing? 1221 00:49:17,331 --> 00:49:18,331 Go to sleep. 1222 00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:22,001 Whoa, boy. 1223 00:49:23,462 --> 00:49:24,921 Attaboy. 1224 00:49:24,922 --> 00:49:26,005 Whoa. 1225 00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:27,882 Take it easy. 1226 00:49:27,883 --> 00:49:28,883 Shh. 1227 00:49:36,892 --> 00:49:38,351 Ah! 1228 00:49:38,352 --> 00:49:39,186 Comfortable. 1229 00:49:39,186 --> 00:49:40,020 Make it? 1230 00:49:40,021 --> 00:49:41,063 Good night. 1231 00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:07,171 Did you do that? 1232 00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,006 Did I do what? 1233 00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:09,048 That clicking sound. 1234 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:10,132 I didn't hear no click. 1235 00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:11,467 I've been hearing a clicking sound for a week, 1236 00:50:11,468 --> 00:50:13,469 ever since we left San Diego. 1237 00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,179 I must have a bug in my ear. 1238 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,514 By the way, where do all the little bugs go 1239 00:50:16,515 --> 00:50:17,349 this time of year? 1240 00:50:17,349 --> 00:50:18,183 Search me. 1241 00:50:18,184 --> 00:50:21,352 No thanks, I just wondered. 1242 00:50:21,353 --> 00:50:23,813 All right, you men, prepare to wash down. 1243 00:50:23,814 --> 00:50:25,857 Come on, you too, shorty. 1244 00:50:30,654 --> 00:50:33,823 Well what are you gonna do, take all day? 1245 00:50:33,824 --> 00:50:36,118 Come on, get that shirt off. 1246 00:50:53,969 --> 00:50:54,803 What happened? 1247 00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:55,637 - Smokey. - What do you mean? 1248 00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:56,471 - Tommy. - What? 1249 00:50:56,472 --> 00:50:57,973 - Tommy and the girl. - What happened? 1250 00:50:59,307 --> 00:51:00,516 The lady photographer? 1251 00:51:00,517 --> 00:51:01,351 Yeah. 1252 00:51:01,351 --> 00:51:02,351 No! 1253 00:51:04,771 --> 00:51:05,771 Shh, quiet! 1254 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:33,924 Does this happen to belong to you, sailor? 1255 00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:35,135 Thanks buddy. 1256 00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:39,305 Novel idea, traveling in a potato locker. 1257 00:51:39,306 --> 00:51:41,057 Trifle gloomy, isn't it? 1258 00:51:41,058 --> 00:51:42,433 Only when you're around. 1259 00:51:42,434 --> 00:51:43,809 Who's been hiding you in here? 1260 00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:44,644 Nobody. 1261 00:51:44,644 --> 00:51:45,479 Oh, nevermind. 1262 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,854 Pomeroy's the only sailor on board 1263 00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:49,482 with so few brains, outside of yourself. 1264 00:51:49,483 --> 00:51:50,483 He's all right. 1265 00:51:50,484 --> 00:51:51,525 Do you realize the trouble he'd get into 1266 00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:53,486 if the captain found out about this? 1267 00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:54,695 No, of course you don't. 1268 00:51:54,696 --> 00:51:56,363 The only thing you've got on your silly head 1269 00:51:56,364 --> 00:51:57,406 is a roll of film. 1270 00:51:57,407 --> 00:51:58,241 It's my job. 1271 00:51:58,242 --> 00:51:59,825 It's not your job to hound me all the way 1272 00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:01,827 across the whole Pacific, turning a battleship 1273 00:52:01,828 --> 00:52:03,704 into a photographer's gallery. 1274 00:52:03,705 --> 00:52:06,040 Lucky for all of us we're only one day away from Hawaii. 1275 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:09,502 Oh, then I can develop my laundry. 1276 00:52:09,503 --> 00:52:11,420 Your laundry. 1277 00:52:11,421 --> 00:52:12,798 Oh, your laundry. 1278 00:52:13,715 --> 00:52:15,132 Yeah. 1279 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:16,093 Give me those. 1280 00:52:16,094 --> 00:52:17,676 I know a safe place for them. 1281 00:52:17,677 --> 00:52:18,969 Davy Jones's locker. 1282 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,222 Please, can't we talk this over? 1283 00:52:21,223 --> 00:52:22,807 Sure, sure, on deck tonight. 1284 00:52:22,808 --> 00:52:25,059 We're having a band concert. 1285 00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:26,519 I won't be there. 1286 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,895 Oh, yes you will. 1287 00:52:27,896 --> 00:52:30,190 Either there or in the brig. 1288 00:52:38,532 --> 00:52:39,532 See what I mean, boys? 1289 00:52:39,533 --> 00:52:40,867 You mean something like this? 1290 00:54:08,163 --> 00:54:09,163 Hey boys. 1291 00:54:09,831 --> 00:54:10,665 You, come here. 1292 00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:11,583 Come on, come on. 1293 00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:13,334 Can you boys do anything to entertain the men? 1294 00:54:13,335 --> 00:54:14,169 Well... 1295 00:54:14,170 --> 00:54:15,461 If you turn that band over to us, we can. 1296 00:54:15,462 --> 00:54:16,296 The whole band? 1297 00:54:16,297 --> 00:54:17,880 Sure, we used to have a band back home. 1298 00:54:17,881 --> 00:54:19,715 Yeah, we had a band, the 10th Avenue Guttersnipes. 1299 00:54:19,716 --> 00:54:20,550 Quiet. 1300 00:54:20,551 --> 00:54:21,675 All right, all right. 1301 00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:23,427 What do you think I got that medal for? 1302 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:24,637 All right boys, you can take over. 1303 00:54:24,638 --> 00:54:26,847 But listen, from now on, it's every man for himself. 1304 00:54:26,848 --> 00:54:28,058 Don't sink the boat. 1305 00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:30,393 Sit down. 1306 00:54:30,393 --> 00:54:31,393 Right. 1307 00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:34,331 Yeah! 1308 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,333 Yeah! 1309 00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:42,441 Up! 1310 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,116 I'm a member. 1311 00:56:50,117 --> 00:56:52,409 I'm a member! 1312 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,370 Come here, you. 1313 00:56:53,371 --> 00:56:55,412 You never told me the thing about the kind of initiation. 1314 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,664 That's what they do when they cross the equator. 1315 00:56:57,665 --> 00:56:59,917 That's it, 1316 00:56:59,918 --> 00:57:01,001 You want to belong to the Sons of Neptune 1317 00:57:01,002 --> 00:57:02,002 like us fellas, don't you? 1318 00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:03,295 Yeah, but I'm no aviator. 1319 00:57:03,296 --> 00:57:06,006 All right, all right, you passed the blanket test. 1320 00:57:06,007 --> 00:57:08,008 Now you have to be passed by the committee. 1321 00:57:08,009 --> 00:57:09,426 Ready, committee? 1322 00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:11,845 All right, you'll face the committee right about here. 1323 00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:12,846 Right here. 1324 00:57:18,812 --> 00:57:20,021 I'm a member. 1325 00:57:21,022 --> 00:57:23,400 I'm gonna be one of you guys. 1326 00:57:25,944 --> 00:57:27,820 Pomeroy Watson, before you can become 1327 00:57:27,821 --> 00:57:30,114 a full-fledged member of the Sons of Neptune, 1328 00:57:30,115 --> 00:57:31,740 you'll answer this question truthfully. 1329 00:57:31,741 --> 00:57:32,575 Yes sir. 1330 00:57:32,576 --> 00:57:34,660 If you had your choice, what branch of the service 1331 00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:38,622 would you prefer, the air, the land, or the water? 1332 00:57:38,623 --> 00:57:40,083 Gimme the water. 1333 00:57:46,923 --> 00:57:48,465 That's a pretty good initiation. 1334 00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:49,508 - Oh yeah. - I like it. 1335 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:50,509 Yes. 1336 00:57:52,095 --> 00:57:53,720 Does Smokey know anything about this? 1337 00:57:53,721 --> 00:57:54,681 Pf course not. 1338 00:57:54,682 --> 00:57:55,889 - Tell me the truth. - Honest. 1339 00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:56,724 He don't, huh? 1340 00:57:56,724 --> 00:57:57,559 No. 1341 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,435 Uh-oh, here he comes. 1342 00:57:59,436 --> 00:58:00,644 How would you like to join... How would you like to join... 1343 00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:01,479 He knows. 1344 00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:02,313 - He does not. - I hear that? 1345 00:58:02,314 --> 00:58:04,064 I heard it, but he doesn't know. 1346 00:58:04,065 --> 00:58:04,899 Coincidence. 1347 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:07,901 - If you had your choice... - If you had your choice... 1348 00:58:07,902 --> 00:58:08,862 He knows it. 1349 00:58:08,862 --> 00:58:09,696 He don't know it. 1350 00:58:09,697 --> 00:58:11,280 Ask him if he wants to be a Son of Neptune. 1351 00:58:11,281 --> 00:58:13,740 Ask him if he wants to be on land, in water, or in the air. 1352 00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:16,034 When he says "give me the water," give it to him! 1353 00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:17,911 Hey, what is this all about? 1354 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,371 Well, you see, all us guys, we belong to a club. 1355 00:58:19,372 --> 00:58:20,789 - Yes? - Sons of Neptune club. 1356 00:58:20,790 --> 00:58:21,624 Ooh. 1357 00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:23,041 Now if you want to join us, it's okay. 1358 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:24,710 Then Father Neptune will be your boss. 1359 00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:27,004 You mean Neptune would reign over me? 1360 00:58:27,005 --> 00:58:29,006 There will be a cloudburst over you. 1361 00:58:29,007 --> 00:58:30,716 Don't tip it off, ask him the questions. 1362 00:58:30,717 --> 00:58:31,551 I don't get it. 1363 00:58:31,552 --> 00:58:32,968 You should get it half as good as I got it, 1364 00:58:32,969 --> 00:58:33,803 and everything's all right. 1365 00:58:33,803 --> 00:58:34,637 Oh, did you get it? 1366 00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:35,555 Yeah, this ain't perspiration, you know. 1367 00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:36,514 No, no, no. 1368 00:58:36,515 --> 00:58:37,848 I want it good. 1369 00:58:37,849 --> 00:58:39,349 You won't get disappointed, don't worry. 1370 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:40,185 That's swell. 1371 00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:41,226 Stand right here, don't go away. 1372 00:58:41,227 --> 00:58:43,605 Hold him here, hold him here. 1373 00:58:49,652 --> 00:58:50,487 Shh. 1374 00:58:50,488 --> 00:58:52,530 Shh. 1375 00:58:59,496 --> 00:59:00,705 I swallowed it. 1376 00:59:23,144 --> 00:59:24,812 Mm-mm. 1377 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,070 Mm-mm. 1378 00:59:34,906 --> 00:59:35,740 Mm-mm. 1379 00:59:35,741 --> 00:59:37,116 Mm-mm. 1380 00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:39,661 Mm-mm. 1381 00:59:39,661 --> 00:59:40,537 Mm-mm-mm-mm! 1382 00:59:40,538 --> 00:59:42,037 Mm! 1383 00:59:42,038 --> 00:59:43,038 Mm... 1384 01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:02,474 Mmm! 1385 01:00:02,475 --> 01:00:03,475 Mmm. 1386 01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:10,233 Why didn't you say "give me the water?" 1387 01:01:08,416 --> 01:01:10,208 You know Tommy, thank you for bringing us in here 1388 01:01:10,209 --> 01:01:12,544 on your invitation so I could see my girlfriend, Patty. 1389 01:01:12,545 --> 01:01:13,379 Oh, it's all right. 1390 01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,796 I'll ask you to do something for me sometime. 1391 01:01:14,797 --> 01:01:16,549 Oh, I'll be glad to. 1392 01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:21,386 It's okay, kid. 1393 01:01:21,387 --> 01:01:23,347 What are you eating that skin for? 1394 01:01:23,348 --> 01:01:24,182 It's good, I like it. 1395 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:26,350 With all this delicious native food around here? 1396 01:01:26,351 --> 01:01:27,517 Mm-hmm. 1397 01:01:27,518 --> 01:01:28,478 Taste that dish. 1398 01:01:28,478 --> 01:01:29,312 What? 1399 01:01:29,313 --> 01:01:30,772 Taste that dish. 1400 01:01:32,023 --> 01:01:34,024 It's delicious. 1401 01:01:34,025 --> 01:01:35,233 How do you like it? 1402 01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,276 Good. 1403 01:01:36,277 --> 01:01:38,779 What are you doing? 1404 01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:40,113 Show place of the island. 1405 01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:41,907 I came in here to make an impression with my girlfriend. 1406 01:01:41,908 --> 01:01:46,787 Don't give me that stuff. 1407 01:01:46,788 --> 01:01:47,705 Boy, that was a beauty. 1408 01:01:47,706 --> 01:01:49,998 Now come on, honey, let's you and me go places. 1409 01:01:49,999 --> 01:01:51,083 - No, no, Tommy. - Wait a minute, Tommy. 1410 01:01:51,084 --> 01:01:52,167 No, Tommy, no! 1411 01:01:52,168 --> 01:01:53,002 Tommy! 1412 01:01:53,003 --> 01:01:54,461 I gotta get that camera away from her. 1413 01:01:54,462 --> 01:01:55,296 No, Tommy. 1414 01:01:55,296 --> 01:01:56,214 And get in a fight with Dynamite? 1415 01:01:56,215 --> 01:01:58,006 Yes, and give her a chance to take 10 more pictures 1416 01:01:58,007 --> 01:01:59,967 of you being dragged to the brig? 1417 01:04:44,215 --> 01:04:47,801 Come on, baby, I'm just wild to see him in uniform. 1418 01:04:47,802 --> 01:04:51,054 Oh General, do you know if Russ Raymond's on this boat? 1419 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,514 It's a ship, lady. 1420 01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:54,057 Oh, I'm dying to put one of these leis 1421 01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:55,351 around his neck. 1422 01:04:58,145 --> 01:04:59,396 I'm going to get his autograph 1423 01:04:59,397 --> 01:05:01,398 if I have to wreck the whole Navy. 1424 01:05:01,399 --> 01:05:04,527 Can you tell me where Russ Raymond is? 1425 01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,437 This happen to belong to you, sailor? 1426 01:05:40,438 --> 01:05:41,438 Oh! 1427 01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:44,734 Please, Tommy. 1428 01:05:44,735 --> 01:05:46,568 Let me explain. 1429 01:05:46,569 --> 01:05:48,069 We're locked in. 1430 01:05:48,070 --> 01:05:49,362 Some more of your work? 1431 01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:50,697 No, but that's fine. 1432 01:05:50,698 --> 01:05:52,657 Now you'll have to stay and listen to me about the pictures. 1433 01:05:52,658 --> 01:05:54,200 I know all about the picture. 1434 01:05:54,201 --> 01:05:56,703 I've got an idea that's gonna straighten everything out. 1435 01:05:56,704 --> 01:05:57,787 - Lay it off, Smokey. - Now listen to me. 1436 01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:58,872 You've caused me enough trouble. 1437 01:05:58,873 --> 01:05:59,873 Listen, I don't mean any... 1438 01:05:59,874 --> 01:06:01,416 I'm sorry, I'm very busy here in the kitchen. 1439 01:06:01,417 --> 01:06:02,251 Don't bother me. 1440 01:06:02,252 --> 01:06:04,252 Do your work, but don't do mine. 1441 01:06:04,253 --> 01:06:05,545 Put it down. 1442 01:06:05,546 --> 01:06:07,297 Why don't you give me the end with the towels or somethin'? 1443 01:06:07,298 --> 01:06:08,548 Hey, doughnuts, hey. 1444 01:06:08,549 --> 01:06:10,133 No no, Smokey, don't, don't, no! 1445 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:11,968 Aww, come on, one doughnut. 1446 01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:13,178 I haven't got enough, I can't afford it. 1447 01:06:13,179 --> 01:06:14,888 I just baked 28 of these things. 1448 01:06:14,889 --> 01:06:17,098 I mean, after all, there's seven officers I gotta feed. 1449 01:06:17,099 --> 01:06:19,309 And I got just enough to give them 13 a piece. 1450 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:20,227 You what? 1451 01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:21,062 13 apiece. 1452 01:06:21,062 --> 01:06:21,896 13 apiece? 1453 01:06:21,897 --> 01:06:23,021 - Seven officers. - Yeah. 1454 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:23,981 Each gets 13. 1455 01:06:23,982 --> 01:06:25,273 You've only got 28. 1456 01:06:25,274 --> 01:06:27,984 That's right, I got 28 doughnuts and seven, 13, 1457 01:06:27,985 --> 01:06:28,861 I gotta give 'em to them. 1458 01:06:28,862 --> 01:06:30,403 - Seven 13s are 28? - Yeah. 1459 01:06:30,404 --> 01:06:31,488 That's ridiculous. 1460 01:06:31,489 --> 01:06:34,074 Seven times four is 28, not seven times 13. 1461 01:06:34,075 --> 01:06:35,575 Seven times four is 28? 1462 01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:36,993 Sure. 1463 01:06:36,994 --> 01:06:37,994 Seven times four is 28. 1464 01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:40,038 He must have went to a cheap school. 1465 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,499 I mean, seven times 13 is 28. 1466 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,459 Ridiculous! 1467 01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:44,335 Come here, I'll figure it out for you. 1468 01:06:44,336 --> 01:06:45,377 What's the matter with you? 1469 01:06:45,378 --> 01:06:46,212 I've got this all figured out, no kiddin'. 1470 01:06:46,212 --> 01:06:47,046 You have? 1471 01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:47,880 Yeah, I figured it out myself. 1472 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,714 Prove that to me. 1473 01:06:48,714 --> 01:06:49,548 I'm gonna prove it, don't worry. 1474 01:06:49,549 --> 01:06:50,549 Ridiculous. 1475 01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:51,384 No, it ain't, no it ain't. 1476 01:06:51,385 --> 01:06:52,968 - Oh, come, come, come. - It's not ridiculous. 1477 01:06:52,969 --> 01:06:54,552 There's no sense to your argument. 1478 01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:55,887 - That so? - Go ahead. 1479 01:06:55,888 --> 01:06:56,847 You'll see. 1480 01:06:56,848 --> 01:06:58,723 Now, there were seven officers. 1481 01:06:58,724 --> 01:06:59,600 That's right. 1482 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,434 There's a seven. 1483 01:07:00,435 --> 01:07:01,810 Now I'm gonna divide and prove it to you. 1484 01:07:01,811 --> 01:07:02,978 Now, 28 doughnuts. 1485 01:07:02,979 --> 01:07:04,229 28 doughnuts. 1486 01:07:04,230 --> 01:07:06,773 Wait a minute, you claim seven goes into 2813 times? 1487 01:07:06,774 --> 01:07:07,608 Prove it to me. 1488 01:07:07,608 --> 01:07:08,442 Seven into two. 1489 01:07:08,442 --> 01:07:09,318 What do you mean, seven into two? 1490 01:07:09,319 --> 01:07:11,361 Seven will not go into two no matter how much you try. 1491 01:07:11,362 --> 01:07:12,196 We know that. 1492 01:07:12,197 --> 01:07:13,530 You couldn't push that big seven into that little two. 1493 01:07:13,531 --> 01:07:14,365 Certainly not. 1494 01:07:14,365 --> 01:07:15,199 Therefore, we can't use the two. 1495 01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:16,033 What are you gonna do with it? 1496 01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:16,867 I'm gonna let Dizzy hold it. 1497 01:07:16,868 --> 01:07:18,952 Dizzy, you hold that two for me, will you, please? 1498 01:07:18,953 --> 01:07:19,787 Thank you. 1499 01:07:19,787 --> 01:07:20,705 I'll use it later. 1500 01:07:20,706 --> 01:07:21,788 What is this all about? 1501 01:07:21,789 --> 01:07:23,999 Now, seven into eight, one. 1502 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,417 Now, we're gonna carry the seven. 1503 01:07:25,418 --> 01:07:26,252 Carry the seven. 1504 01:07:26,252 --> 01:07:27,086 - Carry the seven. - So carry it. 1505 01:07:27,087 --> 01:07:28,294 It's gettin' a little heavy, so I'll put it 1506 01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:29,130 right down there. 1507 01:07:29,131 --> 01:07:31,297 Seven from eight, one. 1508 01:07:31,298 --> 01:07:33,383 Now, a minute ago, we didn't use the two. 1509 01:07:33,384 --> 01:07:34,343 What do you mean? 1510 01:07:34,343 --> 01:07:35,261 I'm gonna use it now. 1511 01:07:35,261 --> 01:07:36,095 Use it? 1512 01:07:36,096 --> 01:07:37,387 Dizzy, give me back the two. 1513 01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:38,388 Thanks. 1514 01:07:39,348 --> 01:07:40,182 Put it right down there. 1515 01:07:40,182 --> 01:07:41,017 So? 1516 01:07:41,018 --> 01:07:42,058 Seven into 21? 1517 01:07:42,059 --> 01:07:43,727 Three times. 1518 01:07:43,728 --> 01:07:44,562 Seven, 28, 13. 1519 01:07:44,563 --> 01:07:46,980 Oh, now wait a minute, come here! 1520 01:07:46,981 --> 01:07:48,606 You ever go to school, stupid? 1521 01:07:48,607 --> 01:07:49,483 Yeah, and I come out the same way. 1522 01:07:49,484 --> 01:07:50,734 Oh, nevermind that. 1523 01:07:50,735 --> 01:07:51,901 Multiply this. 1524 01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,153 Put down 13 up there. 1525 01:07:53,154 --> 01:07:54,863 - Put down 13? - Yes. 1526 01:07:54,864 --> 01:07:57,532 Now, you claim that each officer gets 13 doughnuts. 1527 01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:59,117 - They gotta. - Now wait a minute. 1528 01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,827 - Or else I go to the brig. - There are seven officers? 1529 01:08:00,828 --> 01:08:02,287 - Put down seven. - Seven. 1530 01:08:02,288 --> 01:08:03,371 - Draw a line. - Sure. 1531 01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:05,415 Now, seven times 13 is what? 1532 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:06,208 28. 1533 01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,043 Prove it. 1534 01:08:07,044 --> 01:08:08,710 - Seven times three? - 21. 1535 01:08:08,711 --> 01:08:10,211 - Seven times one? - Seven. 1536 01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:11,588 - Seven and one? - Eight. 1537 01:08:11,589 --> 01:08:12,423 Two? 1538 01:08:12,423 --> 01:08:13,340 Oh, no! 1539 01:08:13,340 --> 01:08:14,175 Come on. 1540 01:08:14,175 --> 01:08:15,009 Comes out right all the time. 1541 01:08:15,010 --> 01:08:16,217 Well it shouldn't come out right. 1542 01:08:16,218 --> 01:08:17,844 It's gotta come out right or I go in the brig. 1543 01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:18,679 That I know. 1544 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,721 Just a minute, just a minute, here. 1545 01:08:19,722 --> 01:08:20,681 We'll add this up. 1546 01:08:20,682 --> 01:08:22,807 Put down 13 seven times. 1547 01:08:22,808 --> 01:08:23,726 - Okay. - We'll add it up. 1548 01:08:23,726 --> 01:08:24,685 That'll straighten this out. 1549 01:08:24,686 --> 01:08:27,563 One, two, three, four, five, six. 1550 01:08:29,356 --> 01:08:30,440 No no no, wait a minute, wait a minute. 1551 01:08:30,441 --> 01:08:31,524 - Oh, I forgot Dynamite. - Yes. 1552 01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:32,485 I don't wanna forget Dynamite. 1553 01:08:32,486 --> 01:08:33,902 No, there's seven officers. 1554 01:08:33,903 --> 01:08:34,944 Now we're getting it. 1555 01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:37,238 Now, you claim all this added up amounts to what? 1556 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:38,448 - 28. - Give me the chalk. 1557 01:08:38,449 --> 01:08:39,283 No. 1558 01:08:39,284 --> 01:08:40,325 You take it, it's liable to come out right. 1559 01:08:40,326 --> 01:08:42,077 Sure, sure, there's something wrong, here. 1560 01:08:42,078 --> 01:08:44,829 Three, six, nine, 12, 15, 18, 21. 1561 01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:47,373 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28! 1562 01:08:47,374 --> 01:08:48,750 Oh. 1563 01:08:48,751 --> 01:08:49,585 See? 1564 01:08:49,586 --> 01:08:51,503 All hands on deck 1565 01:08:51,504 --> 01:08:52,504 for the visitor's day entertainment. 1566 01:08:52,505 --> 01:08:54,339 I'll be right there. 1567 01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:56,300 All hands on deck. 1568 01:09:02,473 --> 01:09:04,516 You wish to check the captain's breakfast, Mr. Watson? 1569 01:09:04,517 --> 01:09:05,600 I certainly do. 1570 01:09:05,601 --> 01:09:07,519 I wanna check the captain's breakfast every morning. 1571 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,520 I gotta. 1572 01:09:09,647 --> 01:09:10,980 What is this, a burnt offering? 1573 01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:12,107 I scorch them more right away. 1574 01:09:12,108 --> 01:09:13,608 No you won't, you've scorched enough. 1575 01:09:13,609 --> 01:09:15,652 What do you do, toast this with a blowtorch? 1576 01:09:15,653 --> 01:09:16,570 I don't like it. 1577 01:09:16,571 --> 01:09:18,404 I don't know how the captain ever puts up with you. 1578 01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:20,782 I'll bring it up to him myself. 1579 01:09:20,783 --> 01:09:22,659 Put your hat on before you get into trouble. 1580 01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:24,702 Now will you listen to my idea, please? 1581 01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:26,287 I'm in a hurry, you know, this is visitor's day. 1582 01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:28,373 You're tellin' me, but it's doomsday for me. 1583 01:09:28,374 --> 01:09:29,415 What kind of a crack is that? 1584 01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:30,792 You know what I'm talkin' about. 1585 01:09:30,793 --> 01:09:32,127 Today there's gonna be hundreds and hundreds 1586 01:09:32,128 --> 01:09:33,336 of people on board this boat. 1587 01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:34,171 I know that. 1588 01:09:34,172 --> 01:09:36,005 There's gonna be entertainment, dancing, 1589 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,340 maybe the rumba and everything else. 1590 01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:38,175 So? 1591 01:09:38,176 --> 01:09:39,259 Everybody'll have a good time but me. 1592 01:09:39,260 --> 01:09:40,301 Why? 1593 01:09:40,302 --> 01:09:43,346 Oh, Patty Andrews is comin' on board with her sisters. 1594 01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:46,141 When she finds out that I'm nothing but a baker, 1595 01:09:46,142 --> 01:09:47,392 I hate to think what's gonna happen. 1596 01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,477 Oh look, I told you I was working on that, didn't I? 1597 01:09:49,478 --> 01:09:51,229 You been telling me that for two weeks. 1598 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:52,272 Well, I straightened out that Tommy 1599 01:09:52,273 --> 01:09:53,648 and Dorothy affair, didn't I? 1600 01:09:53,649 --> 01:09:54,483 But I helped ya. 1601 01:09:54,484 --> 01:09:56,359 Well yes, but I'm gonna straighten out yours. 1602 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,153 How? 1603 01:09:57,154 --> 01:09:58,653 How would you like to go in to sick bay? 1604 01:09:58,654 --> 01:10:00,738 Look Smokey, sick bay or Dead Sea, 1605 01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:01,990 it's all the same to me. 1606 01:10:01,991 --> 01:10:03,283 Nothing's gonna help. 1607 01:10:03,284 --> 01:10:04,243 This will. 1608 01:10:04,244 --> 01:10:06,536 You report to the hospital. 1609 01:10:06,537 --> 01:10:09,080 Well, a baker in pajamas looks just like an admiral. 1610 01:10:09,081 --> 01:10:10,331 Oh, that's a swell idea. 1611 01:10:10,332 --> 01:10:11,457 Certainly! 1612 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,542 - It ain't gonna work. - Why not? 1613 01:10:12,543 --> 01:10:14,169 - These doctors are terrific. - What do you mean? 1614 01:10:14,170 --> 01:10:16,004 They'll know there's nothing wrong with me. 1615 01:10:16,005 --> 01:10:16,839 They always do. 1616 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,131 Ah, but there will be something wrong with you 1617 01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,008 after you drink that. 1618 01:10:19,008 --> 01:10:19,842 What's that? 1619 01:10:19,843 --> 01:10:20,843 A sleeping solution. 1620 01:10:22,178 --> 01:10:24,929 One teaspoonful and you pass out just like that. 1621 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:25,764 Like that? 1622 01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:26,599 Just like that! 1623 01:10:26,599 --> 01:10:27,433 I do get to wake up? 1624 01:10:27,434 --> 01:10:28,434 Oh, certainly. 1625 01:10:28,434 --> 01:10:29,434 Okay. 1626 01:10:30,144 --> 01:10:31,353 For you, Patty. 1627 01:10:32,897 --> 01:10:33,731 Oh, come. 1628 01:10:33,732 --> 01:10:34,732 Not now, not now. 1629 01:10:34,733 --> 01:10:36,399 Take the captain's breakfast to him first. 1630 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,318 I gotta take the captain's breakfast first. 1631 01:10:38,319 --> 01:10:40,028 Go ahead. 1632 01:10:40,029 --> 01:10:41,988 Smokey, you're wonderful. 1633 01:10:41,989 --> 01:10:43,031 Ah, you embarrass me. 1634 01:10:43,032 --> 01:10:44,782 Well, there's still work to be done. 1635 01:10:44,783 --> 01:10:46,576 I'll be seeing you. 1636 01:10:46,577 --> 01:10:49,537 There's a pal if I ever did see one. 1637 01:10:49,538 --> 01:10:52,249 Now, for the captain's breakfast. 1638 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:04,928 Oh, there you are. 1639 01:11:04,929 --> 01:11:07,014 Captain wants to meet you. 1640 01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:11,018 This orange juice is great stuff. 1641 01:11:16,649 --> 01:11:18,358 They sent me down to fix the old man's communicator. 1642 01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:19,401 Okay. 1643 01:11:20,277 --> 01:11:21,904 Come in. 1644 01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:26,575 Hey Smokey, shh, Smokey, Captain's asleep. 1645 01:11:29,245 --> 01:11:30,120 He is asleep. 1646 01:11:30,121 --> 01:11:31,204 Must be overwork. 1647 01:11:31,205 --> 01:11:32,039 Drank a whole glass of orange juice, 1648 01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,165 went to sleep just like that. 1649 01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,291 Like that? 1650 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:36,669 Just like that. 1651 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:40,297 Shh. 1652 01:11:40,298 --> 01:11:42,423 Why, you dope, you've doped the captain. 1653 01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:43,384 Yeah. 1654 01:11:43,384 --> 01:11:44,218 Who? 1655 01:11:44,218 --> 01:11:45,052 You. 1656 01:11:45,052 --> 01:11:45,886 I didn't dope nobody. 1657 01:11:45,886 --> 01:11:46,720 What, are you crazy or somethin'? 1658 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,680 Well somebody did. 1659 01:11:47,681 --> 01:11:49,055 Oh, we better call the police. 1660 01:11:49,056 --> 01:11:50,056 What do you mean? 1661 01:11:50,057 --> 01:11:50,891 Call the police, call somebody, will ya? 1662 01:11:50,892 --> 01:11:52,141 Don't get excited. 1663 01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,102 - Call somebody. - Take it easy. 1664 01:11:54,103 --> 01:11:55,144 Calling the police. 1665 01:11:55,145 --> 01:11:56,396 Calling all cars, calling all cars. 1666 01:11:56,397 --> 01:11:57,356 The captain's been doped. 1667 01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:58,190 Somebody... 1668 01:11:58,191 --> 01:11:59,357 Wait a minute, that thing's out of order. 1669 01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:00,317 This thing's out of order. 1670 01:12:00,318 --> 01:12:01,526 No use talkin' to you, no use talkin' to you. 1671 01:12:01,527 --> 01:12:02,361 Put that down. 1672 01:12:02,362 --> 01:12:04,070 Yes, that's what Dynamite sent me down here to fix. 1673 01:12:04,071 --> 01:12:05,488 I know, but the captain. 1674 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,323 Wait a minute. 1675 01:12:06,324 --> 01:12:07,700 Wait a minute. 1676 01:12:08,534 --> 01:12:09,910 I've got an idea. 1677 01:12:18,294 --> 01:12:20,044 I've just made you the captain. 1678 01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:20,879 Good. 1679 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,172 I'm the captain. 1680 01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:27,719 Could you tell us where we could find... 1681 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,554 Girls. 1682 01:12:28,555 --> 01:12:30,305 Oh, pardon us, please. 1683 01:12:30,306 --> 01:12:31,265 Hello Smokey. 1684 01:12:31,266 --> 01:12:32,974 - How are you, girls? - Fine. 1685 01:12:32,975 --> 01:12:37,061 I've got orders to take you to the captain's quarters. 1686 01:12:37,062 --> 01:12:39,063 - The captain's quarters? - Well! 1687 01:12:39,064 --> 01:12:40,565 - The captain? - Yep, come on. 1688 01:12:40,566 --> 01:12:41,691 We don't know the captain. 1689 01:12:41,692 --> 01:12:43,736 - Is he expecting us? - Yes. 1690 01:12:44,987 --> 01:12:46,904 Oh, these are guests of the captain. 1691 01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:47,740 All right. 1692 01:12:47,741 --> 01:12:49,450 Go right in, girls. 1693 01:12:56,248 --> 01:12:57,541 Welcome, girls. 1694 01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:08,968 Captain Pomeroy Watson at your service, my ladies. 1695 01:13:08,969 --> 01:13:10,636 Is this on the level? 1696 01:13:10,637 --> 01:13:12,096 Won't you be seated? 1697 01:13:12,097 --> 01:13:13,765 Thank you. 1698 01:13:13,766 --> 01:13:15,224 It's very comfortable here. 1699 01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:17,226 You must enjoy your quarters. 1700 01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:18,978 Oh, money means nothing to me. 1701 01:13:18,979 --> 01:13:19,938 Be seated, please? 1702 01:13:19,939 --> 01:13:21,648 I have duties to arrange. 1703 01:13:24,068 --> 01:13:28,196 Running a ship, you know, is very, very hard. 1704 01:13:28,197 --> 01:13:29,697 Captain Pomeroy Watson speaking. 1705 01:13:29,698 --> 01:13:32,075 I don't want to be disturbed for an hour, maybe two. 1706 01:13:32,076 --> 01:13:33,117 Aye aye, sir. 1707 01:13:33,118 --> 01:13:35,453 And in the meantime, batten down all the hatches, 1708 01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:38,831 and furl the mainsails, and gudgeon the pintles. 1709 01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,041 Aye aye, sir. 1710 01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:41,542 That's nautical terms, you know. 1711 01:13:41,543 --> 01:13:43,211 You gotta talk like that, all that kinda nautical stuff 1712 01:13:43,212 --> 01:13:44,046 on a boat, you know. 1713 01:13:44,047 --> 01:13:45,463 Well, I guess everything is ship-shape. 1714 01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:46,881 Won't you girls make yourself at home? 1715 01:13:46,882 --> 01:13:48,299 Captain Watson? 1716 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:51,302 Oh, call me Pomeroy, Patty. 1717 01:13:51,303 --> 01:13:53,931 Pomeroy, I owe you an apology. 1718 01:13:54,973 --> 01:13:55,973 Tush, tush, tush. 1719 01:13:59,478 --> 01:14:01,604 Somebody's knocking at the door. 1720 01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,690 I'll go and answer it, excuse me. 1721 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:05,734 Yes? 1722 01:14:05,735 --> 01:14:07,193 Message for the captain. 1723 01:14:07,194 --> 01:14:08,194 That's me. 1724 01:14:10,030 --> 01:14:12,198 Message for the captain, that's me. 1725 01:14:12,199 --> 01:14:14,659 Messages, messages, messages, that's all I get all day long. 1726 01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:16,869 It's enough to drive you crazy, no kidding. 1727 01:14:16,870 --> 01:14:17,746 Aren't you gonna read it? 1728 01:14:17,746 --> 01:14:18,622 It might be important. 1729 01:14:18,623 --> 01:14:21,667 Sure, Pomey. 1730 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,002 Well, I'll find out who it's from 1731 01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:26,123 and see what it's all about. 1732 01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:28,882 Don't be afraid. 1733 01:14:30,342 --> 01:14:31,926 That's the only thing this is good for, 1734 01:14:31,927 --> 01:14:34,220 is opening up letters. 1735 01:14:34,221 --> 01:14:36,181 Might be very important. 1736 01:14:37,349 --> 01:14:38,183 Uh-oh. 1737 01:14:38,184 --> 01:14:39,559 The admiral, mm-hmm. 1738 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,185 It's important, all right. 1739 01:14:41,186 --> 01:14:42,020 May I read it? 1740 01:14:42,021 --> 01:14:44,355 I've always wanted to read official messages. 1741 01:14:44,356 --> 01:14:46,149 Thanks, Pomey. 1742 01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:47,775 Oh, how exciting! 1743 01:14:47,776 --> 01:14:49,527 - What is it? - What does it say? 1744 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,529 Well, it's from the admiral in command, Pacific fleet, 1745 01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:55,909 to Captain Richards, commanding US, Captain Richards? 1746 01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:58,744 That's code. 1747 01:14:58,745 --> 01:15:00,538 Richards, that's my code name. 1748 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:03,249 Every time they send something, it's always in code. 1749 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:04,501 Oh, of course. 1750 01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:08,838 "Special committee aboard flagship question maneuverability 1751 01:15:08,839 --> 01:15:11,048 "of battleships of Alabama class. 1752 01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:13,468 "Please provide a demonstration 1753 01:15:13,469 --> 01:15:15,887 at your earliest possible convenience." 1754 01:15:15,888 --> 01:15:17,263 Oh, how thrilling. 1755 01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:19,432 Can we watch you commanding your ship? 1756 01:15:19,433 --> 01:15:20,975 Please, Pomey. 1757 01:15:20,976 --> 01:15:21,935 Come on now. 1758 01:15:21,936 --> 01:15:23,686 That would really be wonderful. 1759 01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:25,771 Always wanted to see something like that, please. 1760 01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:27,316 Sure, okay. 1761 01:15:35,449 --> 01:15:36,949 Captain Watson speaking. 1762 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:38,493 Order the engine room to get up steam. 1763 01:15:38,494 --> 01:15:39,952 Aye aye, sir. 1764 01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:42,079 And stand by your post. 1765 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,624 Standing by, sir. 1766 01:15:45,667 --> 01:15:47,460 Adams, didn't I tell you to fix 1767 01:15:47,461 --> 01:15:48,878 the captain's communicator? 1768 01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:50,379 I'm working on it, Chief. 1769 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,506 You can fix it later, I got something 1770 01:15:51,507 --> 01:15:53,884 more important for you to do. 1771 01:15:54,885 --> 01:15:55,885 Come on. 1772 01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:07,356 Get this heliograph back together quick as you can. 1773 01:16:08,315 --> 01:16:10,566 Hey, there's something we can fix. 1774 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,902 Give me a hand and we'll splice this up. 1775 01:16:12,903 --> 01:16:13,903 Swell. 1776 01:16:15,948 --> 01:16:19,992 Hey you kids, get away from there! 1777 01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:21,410 Nevermind the kids, just keep working. 1778 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:22,620 Well, you don't understand. 1779 01:16:22,621 --> 01:16:24,664 Keep working. 1780 01:16:24,665 --> 01:16:25,582 That's fixed. 1781 01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,416 Let's go find something else. 1782 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:28,459 Here's the glass. 1783 01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:29,627 Thanks, Pomeroy. 1784 01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:31,295 Thank you. 1785 01:16:31,296 --> 01:16:33,257 Courtesy of the captain. 1786 01:16:37,469 --> 01:16:39,053 Well, I guess the steam's up by now. 1787 01:16:39,054 --> 01:16:40,471 Oh, let's go out on deck and see! 1788 01:16:40,472 --> 01:16:41,931 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1789 01:16:41,932 --> 01:16:43,307 What's the matter with you kids? 1790 01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:45,476 You can't go out there, it ain't safe. 1791 01:16:45,477 --> 01:16:47,770 But the other visitors, the deck is full of them. 1792 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:48,605 Oh yeah? 1793 01:16:48,606 --> 01:16:50,399 Well I'll fix that up. 1794 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:53,442 I'll show you a thing or two. 1795 01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:54,735 I'm the captain here. 1796 01:16:54,736 --> 01:16:55,861 Attention, the bridge! 1797 01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:56,822 Aye aye, sir. 1798 01:16:56,823 --> 01:16:59,490 Send all guests below and clear the decks for action. 1799 01:16:59,491 --> 01:17:00,701 Aye aye, sir. 1800 01:17:03,954 --> 01:17:06,163 The guy must be a ventriloquist, and clever. 1801 01:17:06,164 --> 01:17:07,456 Mm-hmm. 1802 01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:09,208 Pass the word, all visitors below decks, 1803 01:17:09,209 --> 01:17:11,168 all hands stand by to get underway. 1804 01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:12,337 Clear ship for action. 1805 01:17:18,594 --> 01:17:20,177 All visitors below decks. 1806 01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:22,388 All hands stand by to get underway. 1807 01:17:22,389 --> 01:17:23,515 Clear ship for action. 1808 01:17:31,607 --> 01:17:32,441 Weigh the anchors. 1809 01:17:32,442 --> 01:17:33,817 Full speed ahead. 1810 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,699 Captain Richards certainly got his ship 1811 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,242 underway fast, Admiral. 1812 01:17:43,243 --> 01:17:45,787 Thank you, Senator. 1813 01:17:46,997 --> 01:17:48,040 Duty calls. 1814 01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:56,505 How's the longitude? 1815 01:17:56,506 --> 01:17:58,132 Take course, north. 1816 01:17:58,133 --> 01:18:00,010 Northeast by northeast. 1817 01:18:04,514 --> 01:18:06,223 Hey fellas, look out! 1818 01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:07,558 Attention, bridge. 1819 01:18:07,559 --> 01:18:08,393 Port the helm. 1820 01:18:08,394 --> 01:18:09,686 Port the helm. 1821 01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:26,452 Starboard the helm. 1822 01:18:26,453 --> 01:18:27,287 Aye aye, sir. 1823 01:18:27,288 --> 01:18:30,082 - Starboard the helm. - Aye aye, sir. 1824 01:18:38,173 --> 01:18:39,007 Do something with the boats. 1825 01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:39,925 Port the helm. 1826 01:18:39,925 --> 01:18:40,759 Aye, sir. 1827 01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,803 - Port the helm. - Aye, sir. 1828 01:18:51,019 --> 01:18:51,937 Well, sir? 1829 01:18:51,938 --> 01:18:55,523 I never saw anything like it in my life, Admiral. 1830 01:18:55,524 --> 01:18:57,858 How would like to see us go into some real action? 1831 01:18:57,859 --> 01:19:00,611 We'd love to, Pomeroy! 1832 01:19:00,612 --> 01:19:01,612 Sure. 1833 01:19:03,949 --> 01:19:04,949 Attention, the bridge. 1834 01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:06,117 Man battle stations. 1835 01:19:06,118 --> 01:19:07,077 Launch aircraft. 1836 01:19:07,078 --> 01:19:08,119 Prepare torpedoes. 1837 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,412 All guns, load. 1838 01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:11,163 Proceed the forced draft. 1839 01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:12,624 Course, due south! 1840 01:19:29,516 --> 01:19:30,808 Did you notice the way Captain Richards 1841 01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:31,809 launched his planes? 1842 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:32,853 Incredible! 1843 01:19:46,116 --> 01:19:47,616 Looks like he's heading straight for us. 1844 01:19:47,617 --> 01:19:48,577 Don't worry. 1845 01:19:48,578 --> 01:19:51,746 Captain Richards is one of our most able officers. 1846 01:19:51,747 --> 01:19:52,872 Bridge calling the captain. 1847 01:19:52,873 --> 01:19:54,165 Bridge calling the captain. 1848 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,166 Now what do you want? 1849 01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:56,542 My respects for the captain, but we're heading 1850 01:19:56,543 --> 01:19:58,711 directly for the flagship at full speed. 1851 01:19:58,712 --> 01:20:00,212 Who's running this boat, me or you? 1852 01:20:00,213 --> 01:20:01,047 You are, sir. 1853 01:20:01,048 --> 01:20:02,381 Well then I'll run it, you obey orders. 1854 01:20:02,382 --> 01:20:03,216 Do as you're told. 1855 01:20:03,217 --> 01:20:04,342 Aye aye, sir. 1856 01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:35,289 Attention, the bridge! 1857 01:20:35,290 --> 01:20:36,373 Full speed astern! 1858 01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,833 [Officer But we're going full speed ahead, sir. 1859 01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:38,959 Nevermind, don't argue! 1860 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,544 Full speed astern! 1861 01:20:40,545 --> 01:20:41,629 Aye aye, sir. 1862 01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:42,547 Full speed astern. 1863 01:20:42,548 --> 01:20:44,382 Aye aye, sir. 1864 01:20:53,350 --> 01:20:54,975 Full speed. 1865 01:20:54,976 --> 01:20:56,685 Full speed astern, full speed astern! 1866 01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:57,770 Look out, look out! 1867 01:20:57,771 --> 01:20:59,855 - Pomeroy. - We're gonna get hit! 1868 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,065 Turn the boat! 1869 01:21:01,066 --> 01:21:02,566 - Turn the boat! - Pomeroy. 1870 01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:03,859 Pomeroy. 1871 01:21:03,860 --> 01:21:04,736 Man overboard! 1872 01:21:04,736 --> 01:21:05,570 - Man overboard! - Pomeroy. 1873 01:21:05,571 --> 01:21:06,946 - All right. - Man overboard! 1874 01:21:06,947 --> 01:21:08,030 Pull yourself together, Pomeroy. 1875 01:21:08,031 --> 01:21:09,657 - Man overboard. - What happened? 1876 01:21:09,658 --> 01:21:10,492 Get him! 1877 01:21:10,493 --> 01:21:11,909 - Bzzz. - All right. 1878 01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:12,828 All right. 1879 01:21:12,829 --> 01:21:14,245 Come on, come out of it. 1880 01:21:14,246 --> 01:21:15,163 Oh boy! 1881 01:21:15,163 --> 01:21:15,997 Oh boy. 1882 01:21:15,998 --> 01:21:17,206 - It's Smokey! - Yes, I'm here. 1883 01:21:17,207 --> 01:21:18,999 - Smokey, did you see it? - What? 1884 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,125 Torpedo, bzzz. 1885 01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:20,961 - Come on. - Airplane! 1886 01:21:20,962 --> 01:21:22,211 Everything's all right. 1887 01:21:22,212 --> 01:21:23,046 Come here. 1888 01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:24,046 Don't worry. 1889 01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:26,799 Shh, come here, come here. 1890 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,050 - Pull yourself together. - Smokey! 1891 01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:30,261 - What's wrong with you? - The boat's sinking! 1892 01:21:30,262 --> 01:21:31,846 Quiet, here, here. 1893 01:21:31,847 --> 01:21:33,264 Come here, come on. 1894 01:21:33,265 --> 01:21:34,473 I'm gonna hit the flagship. 1895 01:21:34,474 --> 01:21:35,433 Here, here. 1896 01:21:35,433 --> 01:21:36,351 Shh. 1897 01:21:36,351 --> 01:21:37,185 What's the matter? 1898 01:21:37,186 --> 01:21:38,352 Why, you dope. 1899 01:21:38,353 --> 01:21:39,271 You've doped yourself. 1900 01:21:39,272 --> 01:21:40,479 Sure! 1901 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:42,398 - Who? - You did. 1902 01:21:42,399 --> 01:21:44,233 Oh, come on, get it together. 1903 01:21:44,234 --> 01:21:45,776 Fix yourself up. 1904 01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:47,653 Get ready for the entertainment tonight. 1905 01:21:47,654 --> 01:21:49,738 I've just had enough entertainment for a lifetime! 1906 01:21:49,739 --> 01:21:53,743 Lifeboats, boats, airplanes, torpedoes. 1907 01:21:58,164 --> 01:22:00,416 For the hundredth time, Mr. Russ Raymond, I... 1908 01:22:00,417 --> 01:22:01,376 The name is Tommy Halstead. 1909 01:22:01,376 --> 01:22:02,210 Oh, whatever it is. 1910 01:22:02,211 --> 01:22:04,128 My boss promised to destroy the negative. 1911 01:22:04,129 --> 01:22:05,588 He double-crossed you, not me. 1912 01:22:05,589 --> 01:22:06,589 Yes, of course. 1913 01:22:06,590 --> 01:22:07,882 Very well, don't believe me. 1914 01:22:07,883 --> 01:22:09,800 I don't, and I won't. 1915 01:22:09,801 --> 01:22:11,552 All I know is, that due to your clever camera work, 1916 01:22:11,553 --> 01:22:13,345 I'm right back in the spot I joined the Navy 1917 01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:15,180 to get away from. 1918 01:22:15,181 --> 01:22:18,475 If I got you out of that spot, would you forgive me? 1919 01:22:18,476 --> 01:22:19,311 Sure. 1920 01:22:19,311 --> 01:22:20,145 All right. 1921 01:22:20,146 --> 01:22:22,062 Those women are only running after you because they think 1922 01:22:22,063 --> 01:22:24,189 there's one chance in a million to land you. 1923 01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:25,649 Cut the odds down to nothing. 1924 01:22:25,650 --> 01:22:27,526 What do you mean? 1925 01:22:27,527 --> 01:22:31,614 They won't run after a married man, Mr. Stupid. 1926 01:22:31,615 --> 01:22:32,615 Oh, I see. 1927 01:22:33,533 --> 01:22:34,533 Do you? 1928 01:22:34,534 --> 01:22:39,121 Well where do you think you're going, Mrs. Stupid? 1929 01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:42,000 The next time, take a picture of the good side of my face. 1930 01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:56,907 Ladies and gentlemen, would you kindly embark 1931 01:23:56,908 --> 01:23:58,283 in the boats now waiting for you? 1932 01:23:58,284 --> 01:23:59,284 Thank you. 1933 01:25:02,474 --> 01:25:04,559 I'll bet you thought it was gonna go off.