1 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:18,100 Thank you. 2 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:46,470 Thank you. 3 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,200 Perv, you wake? 4 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:57,940 One way to find out. Hidden finger jutsu. 5 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,400 Thousand years of death. 6 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:08,380 Man, he's totally out of it. Some trainer, he's pathetic. 7 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,040 Okay, frogman, what was that all about? 8 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,960 Mayuboku, the wise and immortal spirit. 9 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,340 That's right. It is I, the Toad Mountain Sage. 10 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,980 Long time no see. 11 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,720 Jiraiya returns. 12 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,660 What? Toad Sage? 13 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,500 Exactly. 14 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:48,800 Well, listen, you pervy sage. What are you going to do about this? This guy is 15 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,960 supposed to be training me. 16 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,240 Huh? What? 17 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:13,860 You wrote that? 18 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,960 Yes, I see you know it. 19 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,840 I'm famous and it's not even on paperbacks yet. 20 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:22,320 You call that pervy trash a novel? 21 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Research, yeah. 22 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:27,740 Just an excuse for you to peek at girls in the bathhouse. 23 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,280 Look at what you've done. You ruined my peeking. I mean my research. 24 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:35,760 Dirty old man. 25 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 A little. 26 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:42,300 There's nothing dirty about it. I happen to be a serious artist who's inspired 27 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,060 by youth and beauty. That's all. And... Yeah, whatever. 28 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:46,820 Like anyone believes that. 29 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,680 Who cares anyway? What about my training? 30 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,760 Your training? 31 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:55,410 You mean the walking on water technique you were having so much trouble with? 32 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:56,750 You can do it? 33 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:01,090 Okay, then it's up to you to teach it to me. You at least owe me that. 34 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:03,990 Stop bothering me, kid. I'm busy. 35 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,970 Hey, wait! Come back here, you pervy sage! 36 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:09,770 Where's your sense of responsibility? 37 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,610 You've got to train me! 38 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:12,910 Not on your life! 39 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:15,610 I can't work with someone who has no res... 40 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:32,660 The purchase of reading of that book is prohibited for anyone under the age of 41 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:33,660 18. 42 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:38,000 Oh, yeah, but the reviews I read were great. Do you really think that's going 43 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,060 work on me? What do you take me for, an idiot? 44 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,660 I'm a goddamn sage. 45 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,660 Save your breath, kids. You can't butter me up. 46 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:31,630 such a beautiful pair of soft and lovely hands. 47 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:35,510 You really do have beautiful hands. How do you keep them so soft? 48 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:36,890 Filthy beast! 49 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:38,010 Oh! 50 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,710 So much for soft hands. 51 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:40,990 Sheesh. 52 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:44,330 What was I thinking? This guy's really pathetic. 53 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:47,150 He's even pervier than my last trainer. 54 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,450 But it's not like I have much choice. 55 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:55,210 Hmm. Looks like the women in this town are no friendlier than before. 56 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:57,780 Still, I like them feisty. 57 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,700 Oh, you've been here before, huh? 58 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:01,980 Huh? 59 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,040 You again. 60 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,580 I'm surprised they don't make you wear a leash. 61 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,140 You old pervert. 62 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,100 You know, I really wish you wouldn't use the word pervert. 63 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,180 There you go, kid. You can train in there for a while. 64 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,160 What 65 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:45,720 I'd 66 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,120 give for just a few minutes with a young pretty girl. 67 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,600 You can't get rid of me that easy! 68 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,240 Well, what do you know? 69 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,680 A substitution jutsu. Not bad, old man. 70 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,300 That was close. 71 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,800 Little squirt. 72 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:40,070 He'll have to be a lot smarter than that to outfox the Toad Mountain Sage. 73 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:43,190 Oh, yeah? How am I doing now? 74 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:49,750 Okay, I'll admit you're not totally without talent. 75 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:52,050 So does that mean you'll help me with my training? 76 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:55,610 Not so fast, Squirt. It's a question of quid pro quo. 77 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:59,810 I'll give you what you want, but in return you have to try and get me what I 78 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,530 want. So what do you want? 79 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,710 Hey, you must know by now. 80 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:09,130 I like them ripe and luscious with curves like that. See? And big, but not 81 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:12,770 big. Know what I mean? If you bring me something like that, I will train you 82 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:14,990 till the cows come home. You will? No lie? 83 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:17,190 The Toad Mountain Sage never lies. 84 00:08:17,710 --> 00:08:19,010 You got it. Wait here. 85 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,010 Hmm? 86 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,720 Too bad, kid. 87 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,860 It's not like we had a contract. 88 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:38,460 Really? Oh, ladies, can you show me the way to town? 89 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:46,360 Then I said, not with my rice bowl, you 90 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,360 don't. 91 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,400 That's a pretty funny story. 92 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:55,580 It's funny, yes, but it's not just a story. Every word of it is true. 93 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,620 Really? What happened next? 94 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,200 Hey, Burby! 95 00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:02,930 What? Did he call you pervy? 96 00:09:03,550 --> 00:09:04,650 Worthless little runt. 97 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:09,570 I told you not to call me that. Look, I got you one just the way you like them. 98 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:11,650 A ripe and luscious one with curd. 99 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:17,350 That's not what I meant, you moron! 100 00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:23,370 Yeah! 101 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,910 Talk about ripe and juicy. 102 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,510 Dig in. We might as well not let it all go to waste. 103 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,670 That's... Oh, true. 104 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:34,070 The ladies. What happened to the ladies? 105 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:41,350 Man, that was the best. 106 00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:43,850 Struck out again. 107 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:49,510 No doubt about it. It has to be. 108 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:56,230 Now I must be off. I've wasted too much time already. 109 00:09:56,750 --> 00:10:01,510 Hey, what are you talking about? Where are you going? What about my training? 110 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:02,510 had a deal. 111 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:06,490 I don't give a flying fish for your training. I have my research to conduct. 112 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,870 Hmm. Research my butt? 113 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:12,530 It's not like I don't have better things to do than hang around with a pervy old 114 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:13,530 coot like you. 115 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:17,210 I've got to train till I'm stronger than anyone, because I'm going to pass the 116 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:18,210 tuning exams. 117 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,170 And then someday, I'm going to be Hokage. 118 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:27,250 Huh, that's a good one. Tell me, did you fall on your head when you were a baby? 119 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:30,310 Is that what makes you this way? Now I know you're wasting my time. 120 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:31,429 That's enough. 121 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,050 I need to get on with my research. 122 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:36,530 And for that, I need a lovely lady. No fruits, no vegetables, but a lady. 123 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:38,790 A lady? 124 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:41,550 Oh, if that's what you wanted, why didn't you just say so? 125 00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:42,910 No problem. 126 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:19,790 If you keep staring like that... 127 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200 I'm gonna blush. 128 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:30,000 You're so, so lovely. 129 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,560 We got a winner! 130 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,540 A perfect dad! 131 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:43,100 Pathetic. She's just my type. I really, really like her. How did you do it? 132 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,720 Where on earth did she come from? 133 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,060 Oh, no biggie. I call it my sexy jitsu. 134 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,480 Yeah! 135 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,660 You're a genius, kid. This is one amazing technique. Yeah, it seems to 136 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,420 effect on a lot of older guys. 137 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:00,120 So, you'll help me with my training now, right? 138 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,219 You bet. 139 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,700 But only on one condition. 140 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,240 Huh? 141 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,580 One condition? 142 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,340 What is it? 143 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,510 I'll do it if you promise. 144 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,750 You like that the whole time? 145 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:27,610 I was right! You are pathetic! 146 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,170 You're nothing but a lousy little pervert! 147 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:34,950 I am not a little pervert! Oh, yeah? Then tell me, what are you? 148 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:55,470 Okay, we'll just pretend none of that happened. Now, let's begin your 149 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,690 And you really mean it this time? 150 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:00,030 A sage always means what he says. 151 00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:04,090 Now, go ahead and show me that technique you were working on before. 152 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,410 Okay. 153 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:12,110 Here goes. 154 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,960 Not again! 155 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,440 You really do need help, don't you? 156 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,280 I should know by now to take my clothes off first. 157 00:13:55,580 --> 00:14:00,040 Hey, go on and build your chakra one more time. Can't I dry off a little 158 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,520 Now. Do it. 159 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,820 Hmm. 160 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,840 Wow. Amazing. 161 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:16,680 You know, you have quite a tight, sexy little body. 162 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,340 Do you mind, old man? I'm trying to concentrate here. 163 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:24,540 Oh, sorry about that. Please go right ahead. 164 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,300 Jerk. 165 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,540 So this is the formula used to imprison the nine -tailed fox. 166 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,600 A double tetragram seal with an eight -signed seal. 167 00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:01,400 Huh. That way, if any of the demon's chakra escapes the tetragram seal, it 168 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,460 be safely channeled into and suppressed by the boy's own chakra. 169 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,340 The fourth Hokage. 170 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,740 He did this for the boy's protection. 171 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,360 But since then, a five -pronged seal has been added. 172 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:21,010 An odd -numbered feel on top of an even -numbered? 173 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:26,850 Hmm, that explains it. That's why the boy's chakra and the demon's are merging 174 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,150 in an unstable way. 175 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:31,530 It's no wonder he can't control his chakra very well. 176 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:39,290 Cut it out! What are you doing? That tickles! 177 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,450 Oh, sorry about that. 178 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:46,710 This is the work of someone else. The formula is crude. 179 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,280 If I had to guess, I'd say it was Orochimaru. 180 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,340 Okay, 181 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,040 raise your arms up high over your head. 182 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,940 Huh? It's a trust exercise. 183 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,680 Come on, raise them high! 184 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,580 Well, this is a weird way to get started. 185 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,360 Five -pronged seal, release! 186 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,790 Just pushing a pressure point to loosen you up. 187 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:45,470 Now, go on. Try walking on the water again. 188 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:56,290 Whoa, that's weird. 189 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:07,710 Look at that! I'm doing it! Just don't ask me how! 190 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:08,890 Yahoo! 191 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:12,030 Look at me. No problem. Piece of cake. 192 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:17,829 I think it's about time to teach him how to control the fox's chakra. 193 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:19,990 Okay, out of the pool. 194 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,450 Come on in. I'm going to teach you a killer technique. 195 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:27,950 You are? Really? You mean like something really powerful and destructive? 196 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,480 Now then, there's something you need to understand, kid, before we go any 197 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,480 further. 198 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:46,960 I don't think you're even aware of it, but you possess two chakras within you. 199 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:52,240 Huh? Two chakras? Haven't you ever felt the presence of a different chakra? 200 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,580 Well, I'm not sure. 201 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,060 Hmm. 202 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,600 Oh, wait! 203 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:05,680 I do kind of remember. There was this one time, it was... 204 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,740 Like, all of a sudden I had this weird upsurge of power, and I didn't know 205 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,920 it came from. I don't remember when it was exactly. 206 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,040 I almost thought it was a dream. 207 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,680 So I see. 208 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,780 But I do remember feeling that this was something different than my usual 209 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:21,780 chakra. 210 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,160 My normal chakra? 211 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:28,380 Well, if it was a color, it'd be blue. 212 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,180 But this was red. 213 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,960 I see. 214 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,960 Okay, that's enough training for today. 215 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,260 What, already? 216 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,820 What about that killer technique? 217 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:54,560 Come on, I'm just getting started. Let's go. In training as in cooking, a 218 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,080 watched pot never boils. 219 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,760 Now, let's go back to town and have a real bath, not one where you just fall 220 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,840 okay? 221 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,540 This is better than falling in. 222 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,240 Nothing beats relaxing after a long day of training. 223 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,760 Hey, hey, pervy sage. 224 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,960 So tell me about this killer technique. 225 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,880 Tomorrow is soon enough. 226 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,880 Ah, cheapskate. 227 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:46,590 We'd better get out soon or we're going to be stuck with a giant boiled toad. 228 00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:14,890 Sorry, Ebisu. 229 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,850 It wasn't my plan to steal your student from you. 230 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:19,850 Oh. 231 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,850 That's of little importance. 232 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,530 Lord Hokage has had his ninja searching for you everywhere. 233 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:28,470 We were just beginning to think that you would never be found. 234 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:32,130 Then you turn up here, of all places, right in front of me. 235 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,770 He will be pleased. 236 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,410 Have you told the Hokage you found me yet? 237 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,470 No. Not yet. 238 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,330 Very good. 239 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:42,850 It's better that way. 240 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,960 You're after Orochimaru, aren't you? 241 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,000 No, unfortunately, I can't say that I am. Sorry. 242 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:52,940 Huh? The only thing that brought me here was the chance of doing some research 243 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,839 for a book. 244 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,160 I have no desire to get involved in any of that other business. 245 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,180 What do you mean? You can't be serious! 246 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,940 You know better than anyone! 247 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,820 There's only one way to deal with Orochimaru. 248 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:08,580 He's one of the Sanin, the legendary Three Ninja, and he can only be stopped 249 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,920 the power of another Sanin. 250 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,100 Your power, Master Jiraiya. 251 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:44,540 Oh, 252 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,120 yeah. 253 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:27,600 oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah 254 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:05,360 It's complicated, and it sure isn't like any training I'm used to. But if it 255 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,340 helps me get to be Hokage, who cares? 256 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,100 Whatever works, that's what I say. 257 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,360 Next time, the summoning jutsu, Wisdom of the Toad Sage. 258 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:18,620 I'll learn how to croak like a toad if it'll help. 259 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:26,900 We got 10.