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Janice.

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Hello.

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How is our favorite
professional liar this evening?

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It's lawyer, dear.

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Thank God you teach
history and not spelling.

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Mm-hmm Oh.

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Anything for me?

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Shit.

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I know.

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It blows goat, right?

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Did you know about this?

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No, not even a hint.

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Not that he would
tell me, that whore.

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Careful now, I used
to date that whore.

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Two points.

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First, I meant that it's not
a surprise he wouldn't tell me

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given the circumstances,
and that's

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why he's a whore, figuratively.

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Not figuratively.

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And second, you still carry
a big ol' flame for Max.

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No evidence.

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Leave the lawyering to me.

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You stick to dealing with
your little middle schoolers.

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Oh, speaking of,
Lance is coming over

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to help me with my lesson plan.

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Great.

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Let's make my day
that much worse.

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If you weren't such
a stick in the mud you

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two would get along a
hell of a lot better.

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I have no interest
in hanging out

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with your little
twinkle teaching buddy.

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It's too bad.

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He said you're kind of hot.

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I don't date 18-year-olds.

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He is 25, and you know it.

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OK.

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I'll take your word for it.

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What's wrong now?

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David just called,
and he canceled.

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Aw, I'm sorry.

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You can find another best man.

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I know.

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It's just not what I needed.

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Don't worry about it.

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Tell you what.

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Here.

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Babe.

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Make a list of every guy you
think'll make a good best man.

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Aw, I have better stuff
to do than that today.

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There's no time
like the present.

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Yes, sir, Mr.
Drill Sergeant, sir.

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Don't be like that.

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You'll feel better if you
just take of the problem now,

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I promise, my love.

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Whatever.

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Hey.

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I love you.

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Now get.

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He was so drunk he couldn't find

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his way back to the dorm room.

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He ended up sleeping
in the common area

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with the smelly fat kid.

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Awww, poor
smelly fat kid.

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I know.

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With all the drums.

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I'm sorry I thought
that you guys had

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some actual work to accomplish.

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Oh, we're done.

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Um, now we're just telling
stories at your expense.

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Awesome.

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Aw.

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Who's that?

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Aw, that's Max.

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That's Aiden's
one that got away.

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Ooh, dish.

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No, they'll be no
dishing of any sort.

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I'm sorry,
he's sensitive.

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Max is getting married
in a couple months.

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Whatever I'm not even going.

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You are so still in to him.

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See, even he can tell.

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For your information I can't go.

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I don't have a boyfriend.

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That's dumb.

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No, he's right.

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You've got to have a
better date than the groom.

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It's like a rule.

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You know what I would do?

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What?

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I would stop caring what my ex
thought, and I would go anyway.

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But we both know you're
still hung up on him.

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I am not.

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It's understandable.

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They were together
for four years.

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Real years, or gay years?

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Um, real years.

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What are gay years?

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It's a conversion factor of
four months to a gay year.

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That way you can compare them
with straight relationships.

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Is this real?

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Don't look at me.

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What about lesbians?

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They just move in
after the second date

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and call it forever.

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Aw.

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Why do I have to have
a best man anyways?

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Here.

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Put this away please.

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I mean it's not even
legal, so why do we have

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to conform to the tradition?

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Because we'll look
stupid if there's three

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guys standing at the alter.

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Well, cancel the check.

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Babe, don't be like that.

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I have one person
left on this list.

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So why are we arguing?

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Just call him.

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Whatever you say.

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See, that wasn't
so hard, was it?

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Now no more talking.

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Let's get some sleep.

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We got a lot of
work do tomorrow.

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I love you.

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Uh-huh.

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Mm.

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This is Aiden.

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Aiden, it's Max.

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Max, hey.

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How are things?

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Good, great.

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How
are things with work?

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Fine.

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Look, I'm
calling about the wedding.

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Oh yeah, I think I
read something about

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that the gay mafia circular.

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Save it.

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Look my brother canceled on
me, so I don't have a best man.

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Oh.

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Maybe you could ask
your dad, or Mark maybe?

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I'm trying to ask you.

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Me?

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Are you sure?

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I mean, I'm really
honored everything, but...

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Do you really think
I would be asking

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you if I had any other option?

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OK, I'm going to give
you an A for balls,

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but an F minus in buttering up.

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Just think about it.

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I don't know, Max.

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Look, you can stay with
Forrest and I at his lake house.

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You won't have to get a
hotel room or anything.

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I don't know, I mean I'm
honored and everything.

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It's just that We haven't
really spoken since...

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Just think about it.

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I'm really in a pinch here.

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And I could really use
your help right now.

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OK, I'll think about.

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Call me back. Please.

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OK.

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Bye.

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Jesus Christ.

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Hey sexy.

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The yoga buddies are back.

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Well, if it isn't the little
pink wonder, and Janice.

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You're just jealous because
I'm way more flexible than you.

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I really did not need that
mental image in my head

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- this morning.
- Hush.

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Be nice.

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Can't.

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I'm not a nice mood.

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It's 10 o'clock on
Saturday morning.

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Why are you such a grumpasaurus?

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You know history teachers really

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shouldn't make references
to nonexistent dinosaurs.

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Prehistory is
archaeology, or biology.

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That's not my department

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Max called.

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O-M-G.

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Really?

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I thought you weren't going.

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I wasn't, but then
he called and asked

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me to be his best man.

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R-O-F-L.

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Can you stop that please?

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No, it's cute.

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Deal with it.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Mama needs her information.

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Behave.

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Better.

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So what you say?

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I said I'd think about it.

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L-M-A-F-O.

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That even make sense.

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Max, my point is
you can't invite

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your ex to be your best man.

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And my point is, I don't
have anyone else to ask.

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Well what about Gary or Shawn?

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Those are your friends, come on.

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Aiden and I were best
friends in high school.

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We went to college together.

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He's not just my ex.

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00:09:04,227 --> 00:09:06,028
I just can't believe
you didn't tell me first.

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I tried to tell you last
night, and you just waved me off

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and told me to just call him.

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You need to be more forceful.

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You need to be less domineering.

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I'm done with this conversation.

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Stop being a dramatic,
old queen, really?

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I think the main issue is
you're still in love with him.

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No, it's just that
I would rather stick

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my hand into a running blender.

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Oh, be logical.

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This coming from you.

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I am a math teacher.

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God, I fear for today's youth.

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Aid, the only reason
not to go is if you

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still have feelings for him.

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Hmm.

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Do you, maybe?

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Maybe you?

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Maybe.

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Mmm.

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Fine.

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Mm-hmm.

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I could pass as a bear, right?

235
00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:03,663
What game are you playing?

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00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:07,174
As long as you're sure he
won't say yes, I forgive you.

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00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:09,755
I think he would rather
put his hand in a blender,

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00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,717
than say yes.

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Hey.

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00:10:17,968 --> 00:10:18,594
Yea.

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00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,147
Really?

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00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,194
OK.

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00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:29,980
OK, bye.

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00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:31,899
Well?

246
00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:32,816
He said yes.

247
00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,954
I love you.

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00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,589
So the man walks up
to the pirate he says, hey,

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there's a steering wheel
sticking out of your pants.

250
00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:54,012
And the pirate goes, aargh
it's driving me nuts.

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00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:55,736
That's an awful joke.


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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Hey.

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00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:01,891
Yea, I know I'm running.

256
00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:03,556
I know, right.

257
00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:04,439
No.

258
00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:07,067
No, seriously I'm running.

259
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:10,320
Yeah, Oh uh, is
Aidan dating anyone?

260
00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,277
Yes, yes.

261
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:15,238
He has a boyfriend,
uh and everything.

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00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:18,995
They, you know, they're happy,
happy like like oysters...

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00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,826
clams, happy like clams.

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00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,411
Just, OK.

265
00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:26,044
His name is, um, I
always forget his name.

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00:11:26,328 --> 00:11:31,425
It's uh, um, it's
um, it's Brick.

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Brick?

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00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:34,924
Uh, yeah, I will tell him.

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Yes.

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00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:38,927
What the hell was that?

272
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:39,758
I don't know.

273
00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:40,596
I'm not a very good liar.

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00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:41,385
That's your department.

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00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:44,475
That's like the single
worst made up name ever.

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You could break up with
this, uh, Brick person.

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00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:51,103
No, that just makes
me sound like a loser.

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00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:53,863
You could convince Lance to
go as Brick to the wedding.

279
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:54,648
No way.

280
00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,692
I'll just have to
find somebody else.

281
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:57,734
In a month?

282
00:11:58,026 --> 00:11:58,777
Easy.

283
00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:00,286
If it's so easy than
why haven't you found

284
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:03,540
anybody in the past two years?

285
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,746
I'll race you back to the house.

286
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:05,659
Bitch.

287
00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,376
I'm kind of hoping
to settle down.

288
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,382
I'm really not into
the whole dating scene.

289
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,590
Yeah, I'm not all that
excited about it either.

290
00:12:15,877 --> 00:12:17,220
As I see it it's
a necessary evil.

291
00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,676
Much better.

292
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,970
Ah.

293
00:12:25,262 --> 00:12:30,189
So, you've ever been any
long term relationships?

294
00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:34,355
No, I haven't been
fortunate enough just yet.

295
00:12:34,646 --> 00:12:35,772
You?

296
00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:37,361
Just one.

297
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:38,821
We broke up a few years ago.

298
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:44,949
I'm sorry to hear that.

299
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:45,741
No problem.

300
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:49,206
I mean, it happens, right?

301
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,120
Right.

302
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,128
So, you have any hobbies?

303
00:12:57,419 --> 00:13:00,013
Um, golf, mostly.

304
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:00,897
I like to golf.

305
00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:01,849
I love golf.

306
00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:02,553
Wow.

307
00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:03,717
Do You play a lot?

308
00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,307
Um, uh, yes.

309
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:08,848
No, uh, yes.

310
00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:11,312
Uh, no.

311
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,945
Yeah, once a week, uh
maybe, sometimes twice.

312
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,275
That's quite a bit.

313
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,315
I wish I could do that.

314
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:20,905
Job keeps me really
busy a lot of the time.

315
00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:24,951
I like your shirt.

316
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,115
Thank you.

317
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,875
So curious, what's
your handicap?

318
00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:32,662
Excuse me.

319
00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:39,628
Ugh.

320
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,345
So how'd the date go?

321
00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:45,851
Mmm, that well?

322
00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:48,228
All right.

323
00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:49,137
So?

324
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,391
OCD.

325
00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:57,112
Oh, no, you didn't.

326
00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,521
What can I say?

327
00:13:58,813 --> 00:14:01,612
It is terrible karma to
mess with people like that.

328
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,140
Why should I worry about karma?

329
00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:10,330
You know Max is as hung up
on you, as you are on him.

330
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,288
What makes you say that?

331
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:12,668
Because I talked to
him today, and you

332
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,547
mentioned you like 1,000 times
more than he mentioned Forrest.

333
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,503
I don't want to talk
about it anymore.

334
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:18,292
Whatever.

335
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,677
We've moved on, it's fine.

336
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,553
Yeah, sure.

337
00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:23,133
You want me to call Lance
about the wedding yet?

338
00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:24,263
No.

339
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:25,173
Suite yourself.

340
00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:29,970
Better luck next time.

341
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:30,807
Smart ass.

342
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,599
So tell me
about yourself.

343
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,938
Oh, there's not a
whole lot to tell.

344
00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,320
I was born in Maryland,
and I moved down here

345
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,651
when I was about 23 for a job.

346
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,111
Been here ever since.

347
00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:42,945
Cool.

348
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:46,077
So what do you
look for in a guy?

349
00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:51,242
Um, the usual, but
could you not be so loud?

350
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,533
Sorry, I can't help but
get the feeling that you're

351
00:14:53,576 --> 00:14:54,828
a little bit uncomfortable.

352
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,967
Well, I'm not exactly out.

353
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,800
I'm kind of new to this, so.

354
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,636
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen,

355
00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,426
we have a homosexual
in our presence.

356
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:11,186
It's nice meeting you.

357
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,059
Oh, by the way, they
have cherry pie here.

358
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,694
Maybe you can
pretend to eat some.

359
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,572
I'm talking about
short-term stocks,

360
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,283
long-term stocks, blue
chips, short chips, whatever.

361
00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:30,572
I'm exponential.

362
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,710
And the whole stock market, I
mean the company that I ran,

363
00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:38,497
I personally increased
sales over 5%.

364
00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:41,541
Um, if you'd like to we can
just go back to your house

365
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,256
and talk about long-term
stocks, if you'd like.

366
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,184
Let's see.

367
00:15:58,475 --> 00:15:58,976
Hmm.

368
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,361
I'm a Leo.

369
00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:03,772
Rawr.

370
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,863
Are you open minded?

371
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,743
You know what, it's too soon.

372
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:10,825
It's too soon, I don't
want to freak you out.

373
00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:12,989
I don't want to do that.

374
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,801
You could really use
the work yourself.

375
00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,510
I think you'd respond
to heavy training.

376
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,546
Yeah, but who has
the time these days?

377
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,502
There's always time to work out.

378
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:22,461
Just look.

379
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,420
Come on.

380
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,335
You got to give it 110%.

381
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,347
I'm not sure that's
mathematically possible.

382
00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:29,131
No pain no gain, my friend.

383
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:34,474
Seriously though, believe it
or not, I used to work retail,

384
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,935
and I was a skinny little bitch!

385
00:16:38,223 --> 00:16:41,022
But now, look at
me. Just look at me.

386
00:16:41,309 --> 00:16:42,401
Yeah, look at you.

387
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,404
I bet you really like
full-length mirrors.

388
00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:48,362
Most guys wish they
could look like me.

389
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,368
That's where my job comes in.

390
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,529
I help guys out like you.

391
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:55,119
It's like a public service.

392
00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:58,831
Here, I think I got one
of my before pictures.

393
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,838
I can definitely see a change.

394
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,925
No, yeah, I see.

395
00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:09,838
Amazing.

396
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,571
Hey, I've been
looking everywhere for you.

397
00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:29,074
Have you been here
the whole time?

398
00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,358
Yeah.

399
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,617
What's the matter?

400
00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,448
What can I do to help?

401
00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:34,237
Nothing.

402
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,907
I mean, it's just...
I'm just overwhelmed.

403
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:38,950
Hey, I know the wedding
can be stressful,

404
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,540
just try not to worry about it.

405
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,171
It's just happening so quick.

406
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:44,797
Isn't that a good thing?

407
00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:45,752
Well, no, yeah.

408
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,135
I mean, it is but
I... it's just been

409
00:17:49,419 --> 00:17:50,659
a really eventful seven months.

410
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:51,629
Don't you worry about a thing.

411
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:53,514
I'll take some time
off and I'll help

412
00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,015


413
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:55,801
Thank you.

414
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:58,186
Now I'm going to make you
that chocolate martini.

415
00:17:58,469 --> 00:17:59,937
Bet you can use it right now.

416
00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:01,814
Yeah.

417
00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:03,771
If you're a really good boy, you

418
00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:05,605
get some more chocolate later.

419
00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:06,395
Oh, yeah.

420
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,030
Uh-huh.

421
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:09,940
Thank you.

422
00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:17,826
Bigbear69?

423
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:18,785
No.

424
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:22,994
Prettyboy18?

425
00:18:23,286 --> 00:18:24,583
No, thanks.

426
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,623
Silverfox64?

427
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,542
No way.

428
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,712
And image.

429
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:39,511
What the hell's
wrong with people?

430
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:42,976
Really did not need
to see that today.

431
00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:45,483
OK, how about, no no.

432
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,314
give up.

433
00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:48,228
Janice.

434
00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:52,065
Yes.

435
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,074
I give in.

436
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:53,859
Call Lance.

437
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:57,199
See if you can sweet talk
him into going with me.

438
00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,036
I would love to.

439
00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,997
But you're going to have
to do the convincing.

440
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,405
I was afraid you'd say that.

441
00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:06,329
I'll see if he can
come over tonight?

442
00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:07,122
OK.

443
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,585
Wonderful.

444
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:12,343
Aiden and
Lance, sitting in a tree.

445
00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:16,473


446
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,382
Uh.

447
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:40,075
Well, that was good, but
can I ask you all a question?

448
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:41,740
Sure.

449
00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:42,577
What gives?

450
00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:45,539
Oh, whatever do you mean?

451
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:48,455
I've eaten over here
like, oh, 100 times,

452
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:51,670
and have never seen the
two of you so nervous.

453
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,928
Well, I kinda need
to ask a favor of you.

454
00:19:55,211 --> 00:19:56,554
You?

455
00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:59,182
Asking me?

456
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,705
Never mind, this was a mistake.

457
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:03,391
Don't get your panties
all up in a bunch.

458
00:20:03,678 --> 00:20:04,554
What's up?

459
00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:08,771
OK, you know how Max's wedding
is coming up, and everything.

460
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,981
Somehow he couldn't
find himself a date.

461
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:11,770
Him?

462
00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:12,857
No, never, what?

463
00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,452
Yeah, I'll go with you.

464
00:20:19,736 --> 00:20:21,079
But I have a price.

465
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:21,863
What?

466
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,123
You have to treat me nice.

467
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,785
No, like a queen.

468
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:27,916
Even if it kills you.

469
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,790
It might.

470
00:20:29,078 --> 00:20:29,579
Deal.

471
00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:30,872
Not finished.

472
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,383
You also have to do
my taxes this year.

473
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,337
Ohhh.

474
00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:38,466
You drive a hard bargain.

475
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:42,680
Oh, that's not the only
hard thing I'm known for.

476
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:43,847
You're such a heathen.

477
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,812
Oh, don't I know it.

478
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,190
It sounds reasonable.

479
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,522
What do you think, Aid?

480
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:52,810
Fine.

481
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:57,278
But you have to pretend
your name is Brick.

482
00:20:57,565 --> 00:20:59,909
That's like the single
worse made-up name ever.

483
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:00,989
Don't look at me.

484
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:02,119
Janice came up with that jewel.

485
00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:02,904
I panicked.

486
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:03,788
OK?

487
00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:04,672
It's all right.

488
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,332
Thank you.

489
00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:07,537
Besides, it may be fun.

490
00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:08,137
Yeah.

491
00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:10,707
I haven't done any
acting since high school.

492
00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:13,669
Great, that couldn't
have been too long ago.

493
00:21:29,764 --> 00:21:33,735
Brick, Brick, Lance!

494
00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:35,019
What?

495
00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:35,982
You forgot one.

496
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,533
You forgot one.

497
00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:41,409
Forgot one.

498
00:21:41,692 --> 00:21:42,613
Forgot one, you know...

499
00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:43,278
Ohh.

500
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,037
Forgot one.

501
00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:46,493
Sure did.

502
00:21:46,781 --> 00:21:47,381
Thanks, Janice.

503
00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:50,334
You're welcome.

504
00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:51,244
Go.

505
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,221
It's only for a few days.

506
00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:04,025
What the hell do you
need all that for?

507
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:05,474
A girl has to be prepared.

508
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,806
A girl, maybe, but
not a little boy princess.

509
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,391
I'm a queen to you, remember?

510
00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:10,225
Right.

511
00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:13,983
So put your royal baggage in
the carriage, your majesty.

512
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:14,768
Oh, no.

513
00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:15,855
I don't think so.

514
00:22:16,144 --> 00:22:20,274
That's what I have servants for.

515
00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:22,613
Geez, what did he pack in here?

516
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:23,401
Bricks?

517
00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:24,239
Funny.

518
00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:25,699
I thought so.

519
00:22:25,987 --> 00:22:26,954
Look, if you're
going to try to share

520
00:22:27,238 --> 00:22:29,479
your pissy little mood with
the rest of us, don't bother.

521
00:22:29,574 --> 00:22:32,794
We got four hours
to the lake house.

522
00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:33,623
Boop.

523
00:22:33,911 --> 00:22:35,379
You know you love me.

524
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,799
So, what's your back story?

525
00:22:42,086 --> 00:22:44,805
Um, well I was thinking
that we worked together,

526
00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:49,094
and that I saw him
and our eyes met.

527
00:22:49,385 --> 00:22:53,856
And I just knew we had
to be together, forever.

528
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:54,811
So romantic.

529
00:22:55,099 --> 00:22:56,225
I know, right?

530
00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:57,109
Sounds great.

531
00:22:57,393 --> 00:22:59,441
Maybe I should hang
out at office buildings.

532
00:22:59,729 --> 00:23:01,902
Sounds like a great way
to meet security guards.

533
00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:04,067
Added bonus, they share
your love of handcuffs.

534
00:23:04,358 --> 00:23:06,076
Party pooper.

535
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,362
Just between you and me, Aiden
and I are into role playing.

536
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:09,155
Oh!

537
00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:11,165
He likes to be
the security guard,

538
00:23:11,449 --> 00:23:13,610
and I'm the 
lost British little school

539
00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:15,211
boy who needs a spanking.

540
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,213
God, kill me now.

541
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,716
At least you don't have to
pretend to be somebody else.

542
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,296
Oh no, that part I like.

543
00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:23,928
It's fun pretending
to be someone else.

544
00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:24,713
Kinky.

545
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,598
Mmm, you know it sugar muffin.

546
00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:29,429
We're all into the kinky.

547
00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:30,388
Are you?

548
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,895
He just loves his little Bricky.

549
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,522
It's Bricky now, is it?

550
00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,307
Only to his friends.

551
00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:39,148
Oh, and FYI, my
safe word is, really.

552
00:23:56,619 --> 00:23:58,337
Bring on the fresh towels.

553
00:23:58,621 --> 00:23:59,793
Janice is in the house.

554
00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:02,083
Open.

555
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,297
Suitcase.

556
00:24:03,584 --> 00:24:04,335
- Really?
- Yes.

557
00:24:04,627 --> 00:24:05,253
Oh, OK.

558
00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:11,597
You two lovebirds have
fun now, you hear?

559
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,010
You know it.

560
00:24:13,302 --> 00:24:16,101
And seriously, look after
Aiden for me, would you?

561
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:16,981
I will.

562
00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:18,517
Brick's on the job.

563
00:24:18,808 --> 00:24:20,355
I'm so sorry about the name.

564
00:24:20,643 --> 00:24:21,519
No, no, it's OK.

565
00:24:21,811 --> 00:24:24,189
If Blanket is
acceptable, anything is.

566
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:24,981
True

567
00:24:25,273 --> 00:24:28,368
I'm ready for my mission.

568
00:24:28,651 --> 00:24:30,619
Oh Christ.

569
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:31,699
Wish me luck.

570
00:24:31,988 --> 00:24:33,786
Good luck to both of you.

571
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:39,671
And Aiden, do us all a
favor and try to have fun.

572
00:24:39,954 --> 00:24:42,377
Looks like this.

573
00:24:42,665 --> 00:24:43,541
- Kisses.
- Muah.

574
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:44,379
Bye.

575
00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,589
Yeah, fun.

576
00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:46,798
Loads of fun.

577
00:24:49,547 --> 00:24:51,094
Let's go, princess.

578
00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:10,364
I'm always leery of directions
that involve the phrase,

579
00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:11,618
turn off the paved road.

580
00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:37,477
Thanks for getting the
luggage, monkey muffin.

581
00:25:40,056 --> 00:25:42,434
I'm guessing you must be Brick.

582
00:25:42,725 --> 00:25:44,523
I...

583
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,483
Max, they're here.

584
00:25:46,771 --> 00:25:49,365
I'm Forrest.

585
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,902
Mmm, Brick.

586
00:25:52,193 --> 00:25:54,070
Well come on in,
get comfortable.

587
00:25:54,362 --> 00:25:56,706
Looks like Aiden could use a
little help with the luggage.

588
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,543
Go on in, meet Max, get settled.

589
00:26:11,796 --> 00:26:12,968
You must be Aiden.

590
00:26:13,255 --> 00:26:14,381
Max told me a lot about you.

591
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,301
I was afraid about that.

592
00:26:16,592 --> 00:26:20,062
Wow, I guess your boyfriend is
not the type to pack lightly.

593
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:21,438
What was your first clue?

594
00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:38,114
Brick'?

595
00:26:38,406 --> 00:26:41,580
I'm Max, sorry I didn't
mean to startle you.

596
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,460
Oh, no, no, um, no worries.

597
00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:45,667
I just get nervous
in strange places.

598
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:50,586
Not that this place is strange
at all, it's just old... er.

599
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:56,849
Uh, but it's lovely.

600
00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:58,305
Can we start over?

601
00:26:58,592 --> 00:26:59,593
- Yeah.
- I'm Brick.

602
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:00,485
- I'm Max.
- Hi.

603
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,401
Good to meet you.

604
00:27:01,512 --> 00:27:04,015
Um, let me show you to
where you and Aiden will be

605
00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,684
sleeping... staying... together.

606
00:27:06,976 --> 00:27:07,568
Aid's room.

607
00:27:07,852 --> 00:27:10,856
Not, where you'll together.

608
00:27:11,147 --> 00:27:11,943
That'd be great.

609
00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:19,913
Did he pack his whole closet?

610
00:27:20,197 --> 00:27:21,790
Apparently.

611
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,417
That's so adorable.

612
00:27:23,701 --> 00:27:25,062
Or a little bit
annoying, depending

613
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,086
on how you look at it.

614
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,304
So just make sure you
pull it a little bit.

615
00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:37,465
Um, the kitchen's
right down to the left.

616
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:38,633
You can help
yourself to anything

617
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:39,845
you want in the fridge.

618
00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:40,642
Just make yourself at home.

619
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:41,727
I really don't mind.

620
00:27:41,844 --> 00:27:42,645


621
00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:44,805
Aiden.

622
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:45,973
Hey, Max.

623
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:46,985
Thanks for coming.

624
00:27:47,057 --> 00:27:48,274
Aw, it's good to see you.

625
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:50,561
It's good to see you too, Aid.

626
00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:51,900
It's been way too long.

627
00:27:52,188 --> 00:27:53,314
Yea, it has.

628
00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,734
I'll just leave this
here and go finish dinner.

629
00:28:00,154 --> 00:28:02,532
Oh, um, I'm starving.

630
00:28:02,823 --> 00:28:03,949
Do you need any help?

631
00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,242
If you'd like.

632
00:28:05,534 --> 00:28:07,912
Go ahead, I can get us unpacked.

633
00:28:08,204 --> 00:28:08,830
YaY-

634
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:16,008
So, when did you
start dating teenagers?

635
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:16,841
Funny.

636
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:19,097
I could say the same
thing about you and sugar

637
00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:21,179
daddy McSaggy balls out there.

638
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,764
You're just jealous.

639
00:28:23,052 --> 00:28:27,023
Forrest is caring,
compassionate, kind.

640
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,650
Things that you wouldn't
know much about.

641
00:28:29,934 --> 00:28:31,732
Besides, there's only
an eight-year gap.

642
00:28:32,019 --> 00:28:35,068
That's funny that I didn't hear
the word hot in there anywhere.

643
00:28:35,356 --> 00:28:37,734
How are things in bed?

644
00:28:38,025 --> 00:28:39,868
Um, none of you business.

645
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,122
Don't get defensive,
I was just asking.

646
00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:47,000
Lawyers don't ask questions,
they make statements that end

647
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:49,503
in question marks, remember?

648
00:28:49,787 --> 00:28:50,708
You taught me that one.

649
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:55,630
You're too easy.

650
00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,479
It's been, what, five
minutes and you're

651
00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,550
already all flustered.

652
00:28:58,838 --> 00:28:59,509
What are you talking about?

653
00:28:59,797 --> 00:29:00,918
You didn't even unpack this.

654
00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,174
Let me help you.

655
00:29:05,594 --> 00:29:07,938
I see he's into feathers.

656
00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:09,565
Or is this yours?

657
00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,772
It is not, thank you very much.

658
00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:15,108
And my sex life is
none of your business.

659
00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:15,897
Stop.

660
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,565
En garde.

661
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:18,824
Quit.

662
00:29:19,108 --> 00:29:20,985
Victory is mine.

663
00:29:21,277 --> 00:29:22,073
Oh yeah?

664
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:22,953
Mine's bigger.

665
00:29:23,237 --> 00:29:25,740
And I've got more
reach on the thrust.

666
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:28,329
You may have and this
time, but with puns

667
00:29:28,617 --> 00:29:31,666
that bad it's a hollow victory.

668
00:29:31,954 --> 00:29:34,155
Yeah, well it was either
that, or some sort of variation

669
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,796
on the double-headed theme.

670
00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:37,645
Had to choose.

671
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:38,844
OK.

672
00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:42,098
On that note, I'm going
to go in the kitchen

673
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,930
with my soon-to-be husband
while you take inventory

674
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:46,514
of all of your play thingies.

675
00:29:51,473 --> 00:29:52,850
Oh, Max.

676
00:29:53,142 --> 00:29:54,564
Yeah.

677
00:29:54,852 --> 00:29:56,729
It's good to see you again.

678
00:29:57,021 --> 00:29:58,147
You too, Aid.

679
00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:10,993
So Brick, what do
you do for a living?

680
00:30:11,285 --> 00:30:13,287
I'm a secret agent for the CIA.

681
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,831
Really?

682
00:30:15,122 --> 00:30:16,749
I'm kidding.

683
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:17,962
I'm an algebra teacher.

684
00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:18,723
That's wonderful.

685
00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,114
Both of my parents
were teachers.

686
00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:23,096
I never really wanted
to do anything else.

687
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:25,758
It's more of a
calling, not a career.

688
00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:26,972
Weird.

689
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,681
That's what my mom used to say.

690
00:30:28,969 --> 00:30:29,640
Smart lady.

691
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,603
Well, I work in real estate.

692
00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:33,937
Really?

693
00:30:34,224 --> 00:30:34,770
Ow.

694
00:30:35,059 --> 00:30:36,561
Aiden, are you all right?

695
00:30:36,852 --> 00:30:39,480
Yeah, I hit my leg on
something under the table.

696
00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:41,399
Anyway, I work in
commercial development,

697
00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:43,692
though I'm starting to
dabble in residential.

698
00:30:43,984 --> 00:30:44,906
Isn't that better?

699
00:30:45,194 --> 00:30:45,865
Well it's a bigger business.

700
00:30:46,153 --> 00:30:48,781
Max always liked bigger things.

701
00:30:49,073 --> 00:30:50,074
Ow.

702
00:30:50,366 --> 00:30:51,583
Damn table.

703
00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:55,713
Maybe should move your
chair over to one side?

704
00:30:55,996 --> 00:30:59,626
Yeah, I'll give it a try.

705
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,009
Much better.

706
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:04,672
I have to go powder my nose.

707
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:05,635
OK.

708
00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:11,554
So who's up for dessert?

709
00:31:11,845 --> 00:31:13,206
That would be
lovely, darling.

710
00:31:20,229 --> 00:31:22,607
That would
be lovely darling.

711
00:31:22,898 --> 00:31:23,738
Behave yourself, Aid.

712
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,529
I'm offended.

713
00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:26,069
I haven't done anything.

714
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,158
Stop mocking Forrest.

715
00:31:28,445 --> 00:31:31,164
It took him a long time to be OK
with this whole best man thing.

716
00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:33,792
I'm sure he can handle
himself just fine.

717
00:31:34,076 --> 00:31:36,875
Don't you dare do anything.

718
00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:38,914
Here we go.

719
00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:41,629
Uh, this looks amazing.

720
00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,544
You are the best cook.

721
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,683
Wow, thanks babe.

722
00:31:53,971 --> 00:31:56,850
Um, I'm going to get the coffee.

723
00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:58,438
Here, let me help.

724
00:32:05,566 --> 00:32:06,158
Stupid leg.

725
00:32:06,442 --> 00:32:09,867
Jesus, that freaking hurt.

726
00:32:10,154 --> 00:32:11,246
I got a bruise.

727
00:32:15,284 --> 00:32:17,207


728
00:32:19,788 --> 00:32:20,710
Oh.

729
00:32:20,998 --> 00:32:22,466
Ouch.

730
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,751
This looks great.

731
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,465
Shit.

732
00:32:25,753 --> 00:32:26,879
I didn't know you
were table challenged.

733
00:32:27,171 --> 00:32:27,922
Go fuck yourself.

734
00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:31,843
Oh, no that's your
job sugar rabbit.

735
00:32:32,134 --> 00:32:33,431
OK, black for Aiden.

736
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:34,265
Am I right?

737
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,648
I'm sweet
enough as it is.

738
00:32:37,931 --> 00:32:41,026
So Brick, how
do you like your coffee?

739
00:32:41,310 --> 00:32:42,482
Brick, baby.

740
00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:46,240
How do you want your coffee?

741
00:32:46,523 --> 00:32:48,992
Oh, uh, just cream, please.

742
00:32:49,276 --> 00:32:50,698
Cream, huh?

743
00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:52,909
Should have guessed.

744
00:32:53,197 --> 00:32:55,416
Well, what can I say?

745
00:32:55,699 --> 00:32:57,542
You're so adorable, hun.

746
00:33:16,845 --> 00:33:17,687
Hmm.

747
00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:20,520
I'm going to have to
be adorable more often.

748
00:33:20,808 --> 00:33:22,981
Mm-hmm.

749
00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:25,316
Oh, by the way,
Thursday night the guys

750
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,924
are going to take me out for
this bachelor-type party deal.

751
00:33:28,190 --> 00:33:29,487
And I was thinking that
maybe you guys could go

752
00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:31,948
out and make a night of it too.

753
00:33:32,236 --> 00:33:33,636
Oh no, really,
that's not necessary.

754
00:33:33,737 --> 00:33:34,738
No, that's a great idea.

755
00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,750
After all, the best man
is supposed to throw

756
00:33:36,824 --> 00:33:37,824
one for him groom, right?

757
00:33:38,075 --> 00:33:39,167
It'll get it set up.

758
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:42,045
No, really you don't
have to do that.

759
00:33:42,329 --> 00:33:43,672
I insist.

760
00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:46,254
I'll call Janice, get some
of your friends together,

761
00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:47,168
it'll be great.

762
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:56,893
I'm sorry.

763
00:33:57,177 --> 00:34:00,681
I haven't had this since
I was studying in Italy.

764
00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,975
Florence in Italy.

765
00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:04,564
Well thanks,
that's high praise.

766
00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:06,195
Would like some more?

767
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,238
Yes, please.

768
00:34:07,521 --> 00:34:09,615
Well let me get
you a second helping.

769
00:34:09,898 --> 00:34:12,617
Oh, by the way, who's up
for margaritas after this?

770
00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:13,402


771
00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:14,320
Me.

772
00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:18,035
Sounds good to me.

773
00:34:18,323 --> 00:34:20,200
Guess we're having margaritas.

774
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,293
That's the clincher.

775
00:34:44,391 --> 00:34:45,813
Oh, good God.

776
00:34:46,101 --> 00:34:50,072
Don't you just love them?

777
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,777
They're very you.

778
00:34:52,065 --> 00:34:52,657
Aw, thanks.

779
00:34:52,941 --> 00:34:55,364
I'm a bit of a wizard
with the sewing machine.

780
00:34:55,652 --> 00:35:01,250
Did you dig those out of your
little, special bag there?

781
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,331
I was wondering
if you found that.

782
00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:04,336
Hm-hmm.

783
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:05,246
You could have warned me.

784
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,880
Max was in here when I did.

785
00:35:07,164 --> 00:35:08,882
Sorry, It was Janice's idea.

786
00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:12,386
She uh was hoping
Max would snoop,

787
00:35:12,669 --> 00:35:16,799
and she said you needed to
level the playing field.

788
00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:19,764
That's not anything I ever
had to worry about with Max.

789
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:23,647
He's always good about
handling himself.

790
00:35:23,931 --> 00:35:25,649
That's why I love him.

791
00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:28,356
You said love.

792
00:35:28,644 --> 00:35:29,145
Like.

793
00:35:29,436 --> 00:35:30,938
You know I meant like.

794
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:33,824
No, you said love, drunkie-poo.

795
00:35:34,107 --> 00:35:37,702
Oh my God, you're
completely trashed.

796
00:35:37,986 --> 00:35:40,205
Well, if you don't
love Max anymore

797
00:35:40,489 --> 00:35:43,493
then you won't
mind if I do this.

798
00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:44,544
What are you doing?

799
00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:45,244
Winning.

800
00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:52,919
Sorry, I just wanted to see
you if you guys needed anything.

801
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:54,757
I'll knock next time.

802
00:36:00,342 --> 00:36:01,889
Sorry.

803
00:36:02,177 --> 00:36:02,803
It's OK.

804
00:36:08,642 --> 00:36:11,145
I saw the way he looked at you.

805
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:21,997
Goodnight.

806
00:36:26,243 --> 00:36:26,960
Goodnight.

807
00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:42,308


808
00:37:26,887 --> 00:37:29,231
Your friend, Lance,
jumped me last night.

809
00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:32,313
Oh please, he's probably
just being playful.

810
00:37:32,601 --> 00:37:35,901
He had me pinned to the bed
when Max walked into the room.

811
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,738
So, what's the problem?

812
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:46,624
I mean you do want Max to think
that you're a couple, right?

813
00:37:46,907 --> 00:37:47,533
Ooh.

814
00:37:47,824 --> 00:37:49,041
Unless, of course, you're
ready to admit that

815
00:37:49,326 --> 00:37:50,919
you still love him.

816
00:37:51,203 --> 00:37:52,329
This whole thing
was a horrible idea.

817
00:37:52,621 --> 00:37:56,546
You're such a drama queen.

818
00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:57,873
At least you can admit it.

819
00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:00,470
You know, the first step
in solving the problem

820
00:38:00,754 --> 00:38:04,054
is recognizing
that you have one.

821
00:38:04,341 --> 00:38:06,139
That's for drunks,
not for relationships.

822
00:38:06,426 --> 00:38:07,143
Same difference.

823
00:38:07,427 --> 00:38:08,228
You're a Max-addict.

824
00:38:13,225 --> 00:38:15,444
Tell him how you feel.

825
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:16,648
You owe it to yourself.

826
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:27,407
What happened back then anyway?

827
00:38:27,697 --> 00:38:29,665
We got into a
fight, it got nasty.

828
00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:31,497
It's as simple as that.

829
00:38:31,785 --> 00:38:35,130
Uh, you have nasty fights
with people all the time.

830
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,917
It's one of your
defining characteristics.

831
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:41,883
This time the fight ended
with, I don't love you anymore.

832
00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:44,468
Why the hell would
you say something like that?

833
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,276
I don't know.

834
00:38:45,549 --> 00:38:46,471
I didn't mean it.

835
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,386
I regretted it the second
that it came out of my mouth.

836
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,768
He seems happy with
this Forrest guy.

837
00:38:56,059 --> 00:38:57,380
Maybe that's what
needs to happen.

838
00:38:57,644 --> 00:39:00,272
Who am I to bust in the on the
relationship two years later,

839
00:39:00,564 --> 00:39:01,816
and break up their wedding?

840
00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:04,030
Um, you're the
guy that loves Max.

841
00:39:04,317 --> 00:39:05,517
And that counts for something.

842
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,154
Yeah I'm pretty
sure every asshole

843
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,007
that's wanted to
destroy somebody's life

844
00:39:09,072 --> 00:39:10,415
has come up with some
sort of shit like that.

845
00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:12,576
Oh God, hang up
your f-ing cross.

846
00:39:12,868 --> 00:39:14,120
You make a horrible martyr.

847
00:39:18,373 --> 00:39:23,595
You know you're almost
as stubborn as Max.

848
00:39:23,879 --> 00:39:25,631
Don't get pissy with me.

849
00:39:32,387 --> 00:39:33,980
Did you like Lance's suitcase?

850
00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:34,890
You bitch.

851
00:39:37,851 --> 00:39:41,230
Max was in the room
when I unpacked that.

852
00:39:41,521 --> 00:39:44,821
I'm curious, how did
you know he'd see it.

853
00:39:45,108 --> 00:39:48,988
Um, I am all knowing
and I am all seeing.

854
00:39:49,279 --> 00:39:50,496
OK.

855
00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,180
And Max is
a horrible snoop.

856
00:39:52,282 --> 00:39:56,003
I caught him looking through
my bedside drawers once.

857
00:39:56,286 --> 00:39:58,334
It was a safe bet.

858
00:40:03,877 --> 00:40:06,346
How's my pumpkin this morning?

859
00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:07,551
Not right now, darling.

860
00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:09,383
I'm in the middle of something.

861
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:15,814
Morning, Brick.

862
00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:20,773
Morning, Forrest.

863
00:40:21,061 --> 00:40:23,439
Max.

864
00:40:23,730 --> 00:40:24,531
Good morning, Brick.

865
00:40:24,814 --> 00:40:27,015
There's coffee over there and
there's tea in the cabinet

866
00:40:27,108 --> 00:40:28,109
if you prefer.

867
00:40:28,401 --> 00:40:30,449
I think I'll get coffee.

868
00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:31,363
Rough night?

869
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:40,752
I think I'll stay away
from tequila from now on.

870
00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,212
It makes it hard to look
fabulous first thing

871
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,126
in the morning.

872
00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:45,919
It happens to the best of us.

873
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,805
Did you make those
pajamas yourself?

874
00:40:49,089 --> 00:40:50,261
I did, do you like them?

875
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,519
Yea, they're cute.

876
00:40:53,802 --> 00:40:54,348
Thank you.

877
00:40:54,636 --> 00:40:55,432
Where's Aiden?

878
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:59,099
Oh, he went to meet
Janice for breakfast.

879
00:40:59,391 --> 00:41:01,644
Well, help yourself to
anything on the table.

880
00:41:01,935 --> 00:41:05,985
Forrest made eggs, sausage,
some turnovers, fruit.

881
00:41:06,273 --> 00:41:09,994
And if you'd like some bacon
to take, it'll take just a sec.

882
00:41:10,277 --> 00:41:12,279
Oh, no, this is great.

883
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:16,326
I wish I had a boyfriend
who did all this for me.

884
00:41:16,616 --> 00:41:18,243
You hear that, hun?

885
00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:21,960
Yes dear, you're superman.

886
00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:22,887
Never mind, Max.

887
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,300
He's always grumpy first
thing in the morning.

888
00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:38,601
So boys, what's the
activity for the day?

889
00:41:38,888 --> 00:41:40,356
Oh, we don't have
a lot going on,

890
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,688
but we do have Aiden and
Brick's tuxedo fitting

891
00:41:42,976 --> 00:41:44,353
later this afternoon.

892
00:41:44,644 --> 00:41:48,023
Um, why don't we go down to
the lake and play football,

893
00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:49,407
and maybe swim?

894
00:41:49,691 --> 00:41:50,567
Yeah, sounds great.

895
00:41:50,859 --> 00:41:52,827
What do you think, Aiden?

896
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,115
No offense, but I'm not a
fan, and I know Max isn't.

897
00:41:56,406 --> 00:41:59,501
Actually I would love
to go play some football.

898
00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,001
You sure you
don't want to join, Aid?

899
00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:04,586
Uh, no, I've actually got some
work to catch up on, thanks.

900
00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:06,750
He's such a party pooper.

901
00:42:07,042 --> 00:42:08,715
He's
such a party pooper.

902
00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:11,346
We'll just get the
neighbor from next door

903
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,847
to take his place.

904
00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,850
Oh, that'd be great.

905
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,478


906
00:43:57,819 --> 00:43:59,696
Aiden?

907
00:43:59,988 --> 00:44:00,659
Yes?

908
00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:05,296
I look ridiculous.

909
00:44:05,577 --> 00:44:07,500
Nah, you look great.

910
00:44:07,787 --> 00:44:09,588
This must be some
definition of the word great

911
00:44:09,831 --> 00:44:11,003
I'm not familiar with.

912
00:44:14,294 --> 00:44:16,092
I can't wear it right.

913
00:44:16,379 --> 00:44:18,757
You know, there's a
lot of straight women

914
00:44:19,048 --> 00:44:22,018
who think that a tuxedo is the
sexiest article of clothing

915
00:44:22,302 --> 00:44:24,680
that a man could have.

916
00:44:24,971 --> 00:44:26,097
I'm not trying to
attract straight women,

917
00:44:26,389 --> 00:44:27,936
I'm trying to look cute.

918
00:44:28,224 --> 00:44:29,817
I don't think you get it.

919
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,181
There isn't an article of
clothing in the tuxedo that

920
00:44:32,228 --> 00:44:34,481
requires you to put your
hands up over your head

921
00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,367
while it's being removed.

922
00:44:37,650 --> 00:44:38,276
Huh?

923
00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:42,659
I get it.

924
00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:44,227
Should the
occasion arise,

925
00:44:44,324 --> 00:44:46,543
you wouldn't even
have to stop kissing.

926
00:44:46,826 --> 00:44:48,294
I suppose it has potential.

927
00:44:48,578 --> 00:44:51,252
Oh, another added bonus,
studs instead of buttons

928
00:44:51,539 --> 00:44:54,213
means your shirt can be
ripped off in one go.

929
00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:56,629
How do you know so
much about tuxes?

930
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,297
I used to own one.

931
00:44:58,588 --> 00:45:00,716
Wore it out.

932
00:45:01,007 --> 00:45:01,803
Well, you look better in one.

933
00:45:02,091 --> 00:45:04,139
I look like a kid at a funeral.

934
00:45:04,427 --> 00:45:05,587
It's because of your posture.

935
00:45:05,595 --> 00:45:08,724
Try and... try and
look more butch.

936
00:45:11,851 --> 00:45:12,568
Or not.

937
00:45:15,563 --> 00:45:17,203
So are you going to
tell Max you love him,

938
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,035
or just let him get married
off thinking you don't care?

939
00:45:26,908 --> 00:45:28,751
I would stay out of
it, if I were you.

940
00:45:29,035 --> 00:45:30,878
Normally I stay away
from drama like that,

941
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:32,960
but I have a vested interest.

942
00:45:33,248 --> 00:45:34,875
Yeah, what's that?

943
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,669
Your cuff-links
are in backwards.

944
00:45:37,961 --> 00:45:40,931
I don't think Max appreciates
Forrest as much as I do.

945
00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:42,054
You gotta be kidding.

946
00:45:42,298 --> 00:45:43,971
You've known him for
like five minutes.

947
00:45:44,259 --> 00:45:46,261
I have, like, an
outside perspective.

948
00:45:46,553 --> 00:45:48,226
Besides, Max is way too low
maintenance for Forrest.

949
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:52,393
The way I see it, we
need to work together.

950
00:45:52,684 --> 00:45:53,526
Work together?

951
00:45:53,810 --> 00:45:56,313
Do I have to spell
it out for you?

952
00:45:56,604 --> 00:45:57,446
Apparently.

953
00:45:57,730 --> 00:46:00,028
Look, you want Max.

954
00:46:00,316 --> 00:46:01,738
I want Forrest.

955
00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:02,652
No.

956
00:46:02,944 --> 00:46:03,445
Oh come on.

957
00:46:03,736 --> 00:46:05,283
I saw the way you
two act together.

958
00:46:05,572 --> 00:46:06,949
Max totally doesn't act
that way with Forrest.

959
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,163
I think you're
reading into things.

960
00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:11,123
Forrest is exactly my type.

961
00:46:11,411 --> 00:46:13,539
And I guarantee you, I'm his.

962
00:46:13,830 --> 00:46:14,456
What makes you think that?

963
00:46:14,747 --> 00:46:16,841
Well, I saw the way
he was looking at me

964
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,502
when we were playing football.

965
00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:20,010
Yeah, what was up what that?

966
00:46:20,295 --> 00:46:22,343
I played on the JV team.

967
00:46:22,630 --> 00:46:23,802
Huh.

968
00:46:24,090 --> 00:46:25,262
Don't look so surprised.

969
00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:27,270
What makes you think
I'd go along with this?

970
00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:29,638
Well, you want Max and
your morally flexible.

971
00:46:29,929 --> 00:46:31,226
You're way off on
your second assumption,

972
00:46:31,514 --> 00:46:32,356
thank you very much.

973
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,937
Oh, I doubt it.

974
00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,695
And I just got you to
admit you want Max.

975
00:46:37,979 --> 00:46:39,697
OK, you're smarter
than you look.

976
00:46:39,981 --> 00:46:43,235
I'll choose to take
that as a compliment.

977
00:46:43,526 --> 00:46:45,073
Assuming I would
go along with this,

978
00:46:45,361 --> 00:46:48,160
how do you propose to make
Forrest fall in love with you?

979
00:46:48,448 --> 00:46:50,166
Simple, I'll go to
his bachelor party.

980
00:46:50,450 --> 00:46:51,372
Last I checked you
weren't invited.

981
00:46:51,659 --> 00:46:52,205
Oh, please.

982
00:46:52,493 --> 00:46:53,085
Like that's a problem.

983
00:46:53,369 --> 00:46:55,042
These looks have other
uses besides making

984
00:46:55,330 --> 00:46:58,049
people think I'm stupid.

985
00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,300
I didn't say that.

986
00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:26,201
Hello, Forrest.

987
00:47:26,486 --> 00:47:27,112
Oh, hey Brick.

988
00:47:27,403 --> 00:47:29,121
Just doing a little
cooking and baking.

989
00:47:29,405 --> 00:47:31,203
Cookies will be done
in just a second.

990
00:47:31,491 --> 00:47:32,913
Wow, I'm impressed.

991
00:47:33,201 --> 00:47:34,578
Don't be, it's nothing special.

992
00:47:34,869 --> 00:47:35,995
I'm just so excited
about the wedding

993
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:37,083
I can hardly contain myself.

994
00:47:37,372 --> 00:47:39,500
I got to find
things to stay busy.

995
00:47:49,217 --> 00:47:49,968


996
00:47:58,476 --> 00:48:00,899


997
00:48:15,118 --> 00:48:15,710
You OK?

998
00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:18,122
You seem a bit stressed.

999
00:48:18,413 --> 00:48:21,087
Oh I'm just dreading going
to Max's bachelor party.

1000
00:48:21,374 --> 00:48:23,047
Why?

1001
00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:24,756
I'll just be a third wheel.

1002
00:48:25,044 --> 00:48:28,139
I see what you mean.

1003
00:48:28,423 --> 00:48:29,675
But it's OK.

1004
00:48:29,966 --> 00:48:31,138
Don't worry about me.

1005
00:48:31,426 --> 00:48:33,645
I can survive just
about anything.

1006
00:48:33,928 --> 00:48:37,023
You're welcome to stay
here if you'd like.

1007
00:48:37,306 --> 00:48:39,684
Oh.

1008
00:48:39,976 --> 00:48:46,530
OK I'll just read a
book, or something.

1009
00:48:46,816 --> 00:48:48,856
Well you're welcome to go
to my party if you'd like.

1010
00:48:49,110 --> 00:48:50,487
Might be less awkward.

1011
00:48:50,778 --> 00:48:52,405
Are you sure?

1012
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:53,243
Sure.

1013
00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:54,657
I'd be happy to have you.

1014
00:48:54,949 --> 00:48:58,294
Plus I promise, you'll
have a good time.

1015
00:48:58,578 --> 00:48:59,795
I'd love to, thanks Forrest.

1016
00:49:02,749 --> 00:49:04,296
No worries, have a cookie.

1017
00:49:11,591 --> 00:49:14,515
Wow, can I take you home?

1018
00:49:14,802 --> 00:49:16,554
Thank you.

1019
00:49:16,846 --> 00:49:18,974
Glad you like them.

1020
00:49:19,265 --> 00:49:20,141
Let's see.

1021
00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:25,314
I've never, ooh,
I've never dated Max.

1022
00:49:25,605 --> 00:49:26,777
Aiden drink.

1023
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:27,736
Yay.

1024
00:49:28,024 --> 00:49:29,367
YaY-

1025
00:49:29,650 --> 00:49:30,451


1026
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,124
All right, Sam it's your turn.

1027
00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:38,034
Something good.

1028
00:49:38,326 --> 00:49:38,918
Yeah.

1029
00:49:39,202 --> 00:49:41,500
Five of diamonds.

1030
00:49:41,788 --> 00:49:44,632
That is give five
drinks to anyone.

1031
00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:48,466
Hmm, then I'll give
them all to you, Max.

1032
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,802
Thanks, dear.

1033
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,184
Yes, nice choice.

1034
00:49:54,467 --> 00:49:55,013
Ace.

1035
00:49:55,301 --> 00:49:56,723
What does that mean?

1036
00:49:57,011 --> 00:50:02,484
Oh, that means you can
order anyone to do anything,

1037
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:07,648
and if they don't they
have to take tequila shots.

1038
00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:11,034
Nice, well, that's easy.

1039
00:50:11,317 --> 00:50:12,068
Janice.

1040
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,035
Kiss me or it's
two shots to you.

1041
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,294
Oh, she is not
going to go there.

1042
00:50:21,577 --> 00:50:22,749
She is not going to go there.

1043
00:50:23,037 --> 00:50:23,913
I guess I have no
choice because I

1044
00:50:24,205 --> 00:50:27,129
don't really like tequila.

1045
00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:28,588
Uh-huh.

1046
00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:30,423
Nope you don't, sweet cheeks.

1047
00:50:38,511 --> 00:50:40,191
Nice, I think
you've done that before.

1048
00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:42,602
I plead the fifth.

1049
00:50:42,890 --> 00:50:43,516


1050
00:50:51,357 --> 00:50:53,155
You'll like Shawn,
he's a food critic.

1051
00:50:53,442 --> 00:50:54,722
And Gary's a real estate broker.

1052
00:50:54,735 --> 00:50:56,737
And his boyfriend, Dave,
is a bit of an ass.

1053
00:50:57,029 --> 00:50:57,830
But we tolerate him.

1054
00:50:57,947 --> 00:50:59,073
I can't tell you
how much I appreciate

1055
00:50:59,365 --> 00:51:00,833
you inviting me along with you.

1056
00:51:01,117 --> 00:51:01,618
No worries.

1057
00:51:01,909 --> 00:51:02,535
There they are.

1058
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:03,328
Wow.

1059
00:51:03,619 --> 00:51:06,042
Looks posh.

1060
00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:10,335
Did you expect anything less?

1061
00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:13,755
I don't
think I fit in here.

1062
00:51:14,046 --> 00:51:17,641
Nonsense, you're with me.

1063
00:51:17,925 --> 00:51:19,393
Gentlemen.

1064
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,099
There he is.

1065
00:51:21,387 --> 00:51:22,809
For you, sir.

1066
00:51:23,097 --> 00:51:25,566
And for your lovely friend.

1067
00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:31,027
And now to Forrest, who finally
got what he always wanted.

1068
00:51:31,314 --> 00:51:32,611
A husband.

1069
00:51:32,899 --> 00:51:35,368
You lucky dog.

1070
00:51:35,651 --> 00:51:36,572
Congratulations, buddy.

1071
00:51:36,652 --> 00:51:38,905
I am really excited
for you and Max.

1072
00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:39,789
Thanks, Gary.

1073
00:51:40,072 --> 00:51:42,541
But more importantly than
that, who pray-tell is this?

1074
00:51:42,825 --> 00:51:43,792
This is Brick.

1075
00:51:44,076 --> 00:51:45,116
He's a friend of a friend.

1076
00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:48,088
Brick, Gary, Shawn.

1077
00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:49,715
That didn't take long.

1078
00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:50,500
Enchanted.

1079
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:53,340
Oh, there you are
Dave, come meet Brick.

1080
00:51:53,628 --> 00:51:55,050
Glad to meet you.

1081
00:51:59,425 --> 00:52:03,100
All right, well I think it's
time for a round of shots,

1082
00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:05,435
and I have some waiting for us.

1083
00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:07,771
Shots is
all you guys need.

1084
00:52:08,059 --> 00:52:09,060
Stripper?

1085
00:52:09,352 --> 00:52:10,774
Lord here we go with the shots.

1086
00:52:11,062 --> 00:52:12,655
What are we drinking
this time, Gary?

1087
00:52:12,939 --> 00:52:13,940
Lemon drops, gentleman.

1088
00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:14,949
Ooh, excellent choice.

1089
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:16,735
I used to love these.

1090
00:52:17,026 --> 00:52:18,778
How does that old joke go?

1091
00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:23,200
Twinkie boys love lemon
drops and sucking lots of...

1092
00:52:23,491 --> 00:52:24,538
- To Forrest.
- To Forrest

1093
00:52:24,825 --> 00:52:25,576
is how it goes.

1094
00:52:25,868 --> 00:52:27,370
Forest

1095
00:52:31,624 --> 00:52:33,046
I'm driving.

1096
00:52:33,334 --> 00:52:34,415
Always the responsible one.

1097
00:52:34,543 --> 00:52:35,044
Give yours to Brick.

1098
00:52:35,336 --> 00:52:37,338
Let's get the new guy drunk.

1099
00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:38,847
Are you sure?

1100
00:52:39,131 --> 00:52:40,348
D- Do you want it, Dave?

1101
00:52:40,633 --> 00:52:41,555
No, no.

1102
00:52:41,842 --> 00:52:42,468
You go ahead.

1103
00:52:45,388 --> 00:52:48,062
Yeah!

1104
00:52:48,349 --> 00:52:50,226
Down the hatch.

1105
00:52:50,518 --> 00:52:51,861
It begins.

1106
00:52:52,144 --> 00:52:53,361
OK, my turn.

1107
00:52:56,232 --> 00:52:58,109
King.

1108
00:52:58,401 --> 00:53:01,871
Tequila shot for me.

1109
00:53:02,154 --> 00:53:04,282


1110
00:53:04,573 --> 00:53:07,201
Bottom's up.

1111
00:53:07,493 --> 00:53:10,337
Oh, it hurts my throat.

1112
00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:11,422


1113
00:53:15,251 --> 00:53:16,298
Four.

1114
00:53:16,585 --> 00:53:20,010
I give four drinks to Sue.

1115
00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:20,844
Just four?

1116
00:53:21,132 --> 00:53:22,429
She drinks that
before breakfast.

1117
00:53:22,717 --> 00:53:23,889
That's nothing.

1118
00:53:24,176 --> 00:53:24,847
Nice.

1119
00:53:25,136 --> 00:53:26,433
Good job.

1120
00:53:26,721 --> 00:53:27,392
Impressive.

1121
00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:32,523
Seven.

1122
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,939
Aiden, drink all of it.

1123
00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:37,402
Jesus.

1124
00:53:37,690 --> 00:53:40,068
Drink it all.

1125
00:53:40,359 --> 00:53:41,160


1126
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:45,406


1127
00:53:45,698 --> 00:53:46,915
I am having fun.

1128
00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:48,542
It's a great party.

1129
00:53:52,121 --> 00:53:55,250
After that I decided raving
was not my cup of tea.

1130
00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:56,061
Let's do bet.

1131
00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,711
I bet you would
make an absolutely

1132
00:53:58,002 --> 00:53:59,675
adorable little, raver kid.

1133
00:53:59,962 --> 00:54:00,508
Oh, no.

1134
00:54:00,796 --> 00:54:02,423
No one looks good in
that much glitter.

1135
00:54:02,715 --> 00:54:03,807
Trust me, I've tried.

1136
00:54:04,091 --> 00:54:06,389
Glitter, glow sticks,
drugs, and STDs.

1137
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:09,396
What's not adorable about that.

1138
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,557
Speaking of glitter...

1139
00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:14,352
Don't you dare.

1140
00:54:14,643 --> 00:54:16,862
Forrest was a drag
queens in college.

1141
00:54:17,146 --> 00:54:18,648
That's
not exactly true.

1142
00:54:18,939 --> 00:54:22,489
I dressed in drag, once,
for a fraternity event.

1143
00:54:22,777 --> 00:54:23,528
He looked awful.

1144
00:54:23,819 --> 00:54:25,696
I know you're thinking, this
is a very reasonably attractive

1145
00:54:25,988 --> 00:54:26,868
man sitting before us.

1146
00:54:26,947 --> 00:54:29,120
But you put a wig on this
man, he is the ugliest bitch

1147
00:54:29,408 --> 00:54:30,089
you've ever seen.

1148
00:54:30,201 --> 00:54:31,327
There's no
need to be mean, Gary.

1149
00:54:31,619 --> 00:54:32,940
Even though it's
pretty damn true.

1150
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,043
Was this some kind of like
business school hazing ritual?

1151
00:54:35,331 --> 00:54:36,332
Business, hell.

1152
00:54:36,624 --> 00:54:38,968
Forrest was a music major.

1153
00:54:39,251 --> 00:54:39,812
Really?

1154
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:41,091
It's true.

1155
00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,676
I was studying to be a composer.

1156
00:54:42,963 --> 00:54:44,886
Working nights
impersonating,

1157
00:54:45,174 --> 00:54:47,268
wait for it, Dolly Parton.

1158
00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:53,311
So, did you ever
do any gender bending?

1159
00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:54,816
You know he did.

1160
00:54:55,101 --> 00:54:57,570
No, I avoided all that.

1161
00:54:57,853 --> 00:54:59,605
I'm surprised.

1162
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:03,322
As femmie as you are, you
could have pulled it off.

1163
00:55:03,609 --> 00:55:05,703
I think I would
have been beautiful.

1164
00:55:05,986 --> 00:55:06,586
Cheers to that.

1165
00:55:06,862 --> 00:55:07,502
Indeed.

1166
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,581
Aw, I'm almost empty.

1167
00:55:09,865 --> 00:55:11,037
Watch yourself.

1168
00:55:11,325 --> 00:55:11,826
Mm.

1169
00:55:12,118 --> 00:55:13,495
How about another
round of shots?

1170
00:55:13,786 --> 00:55:15,504
Sounds like my kind of guy.

1171
00:55:15,788 --> 00:55:16,584
What's your poison?

1172
00:55:16,872 --> 00:55:20,342
Um, how about some
cinnamon schnapps?

1173
00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:22,344
Definitely.

1174
00:55:22,628 --> 00:55:23,925
Perfect.

1175
00:55:24,213 --> 00:55:25,089
I'll get them.

1176
00:55:25,381 --> 00:55:26,928
Thanks, Dave.

1177
00:55:27,216 --> 00:55:28,092
Thank you.

1178
00:55:28,384 --> 00:55:30,512
Don't mind him.

1179
00:55:30,803 --> 00:55:35,434
So, uh, Brick, what
do you do for a living?

1180
00:55:35,724 --> 00:55:37,192
I'm a teacher.

1181
00:55:37,476 --> 00:55:38,068
Algebra.

1182
00:55:38,352 --> 00:55:39,023
Nice.

1183
00:55:39,311 --> 00:55:39,812
Smart too.

1184
00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:43,984
Why Forrest has great
taste in friends.

1185
00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:46,277
Slow down Casanova.

1186
00:55:46,569 --> 00:55:48,492
He's got a boyfriend.

1187
00:55:48,779 --> 00:55:50,326
Have a sip, cool off.

1188
00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:52,241
I'm not too
surprised, I suppose.

1189
00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:55,207
Hey, you can't blame a guy
for trying though, right?

1190
00:55:55,494 --> 00:55:56,495
Fair enough.

1191
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:57,288
Oops.

1192
00:55:57,580 --> 00:55:58,456


1193
00:55:58,747 --> 00:56:01,500
Go get some paper
towels, or something.

1194
00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,009
Oh, don't worry about it.

1195
00:56:03,294 --> 00:56:04,655
He's got to get
started eventually.

1196
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,388
What are
you talking about?

1197
00:56:06,672 --> 00:56:08,674
He's the stripper, right?

1198
00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:10,434
He's Max's friend, you asshole.

1199
00:56:10,718 --> 00:56:14,598
Ohhh, I... I thought
only a stripper

1200
00:56:14,889 --> 00:56:16,937
would wear those clothes.

1201
00:56:17,224 --> 00:56:19,443
Did your whore mommy
buy you those close

1202
00:56:19,727 --> 00:56:20,687
for your street walking?

1203
00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:24,782
Oh, here I'll pay for them.

1204
00:56:25,065 --> 00:56:25,736
Brick.

1205
00:56:28,819 --> 00:56:29,991
Oh, Ace.

1206
00:56:30,279 --> 00:56:34,204
I believe that means I can
give anything to anyone.

1207
00:56:34,492 --> 00:56:35,914
You got it.

1208
00:56:36,202 --> 00:56:38,921
And, uh, I'm ready for
round two if you'd like.

1209
00:56:39,205 --> 00:56:43,506
Uh, I have a better
idea, for now.

1210
00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:46,090
Aidan, kiss the man of honor.

1211
00:56:53,969 --> 00:56:57,644
I gotta pee.

1212
00:56:57,932 --> 00:57:02,028
Oh, OK, my turn.

1213
00:57:02,311 --> 00:57:03,233
Excuse me, guys.

1214
00:57:06,065 --> 00:57:06,691
Joker.

1215
00:57:06,982 --> 00:57:08,734
Ah you strip.

1216
00:57:12,071 --> 00:57:18,670
And now that we've gotten rid
of him, time for some real fun.

1217
00:57:18,953 --> 00:57:20,546
Whoa, whoa.

1218
00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:22,001
Get off me, Shawn.

1219
00:57:22,289 --> 00:57:22,889
I'm fine.

1220
00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:23,666
I'm fine.

1221
00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:26,427
I'm going to find Brick.

1222
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,007
Real mature!

1223
00:57:28,295 --> 00:57:30,593
Shut up asshole, or I'll
punch you in the face too.

1224
00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:32,178
Now sit down.

1225
00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:35,639
What the hell was that?

1226
00:57:35,803 --> 00:57:36,304
Nothing.

1227
00:57:36,595 --> 00:57:37,916
I just didn't think
getting a kiss

1228
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,603
from your ex seemed appropriate
two days before your wedding.

1229
00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:41,767
Really?

1230
00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,811
You've been acting
weird all night.

1231
00:57:44,103 --> 00:57:45,980
What's up with you?

1232
00:57:46,272 --> 00:57:51,073
It's just, nothing.

1233
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,532
Don't give me that.

1234
00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:55,414
You owe me an explanation.

1235
00:57:55,698 --> 00:57:58,417
What's going on?

1236
00:57:58,701 --> 00:58:00,419
Oh God, Max.

1237
00:58:00,703 --> 00:58:02,080
Tell me.

1238
00:58:02,371 --> 00:58:03,042
Please.

1239
00:58:16,010 --> 00:58:18,263
Is everything all right?

1240
00:58:18,554 --> 00:58:19,350
Excuse me.

1241
00:58:41,076 --> 00:58:41,793
Hey.

1242
00:58:49,835 --> 00:58:51,087
I'm so sorry.

1243
00:58:51,378 --> 00:58:52,004
For what?

1244
00:58:55,090 --> 00:58:56,558
I shouldn't have come.

1245
00:58:56,842 --> 00:58:58,890
No, I'm sorry.

1246
00:58:59,178 --> 00:59:01,897
I should've known Dave would
pull something like that.

1247
00:59:02,181 --> 00:59:06,061
It isn't your
fault. People always

1248
00:59:06,352 --> 00:59:08,229
seem to react to me that way.

1249
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,114
It's ridiculous.

1250
00:59:11,398 --> 00:59:16,154
My dad always used to say
I was positively charged.

1251
00:59:16,445 --> 00:59:19,790
Negative people come at me.

1252
00:59:20,074 --> 00:59:20,575
Wow.

1253
00:59:20,866 --> 00:59:22,459
That's geeky.

1254
00:59:22,743 --> 00:59:25,087
He was a physicist.

1255
00:59:25,371 --> 00:59:27,123
Theoretical.

1256
00:59:27,414 --> 00:59:29,212
I'm sure your dad's
a smart guy and all,

1257
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,674
but life isn't always
as simple as physics.

1258
00:59:32,961 --> 00:59:36,386
He used to tell
me the same thing.

1259
00:59:40,844 --> 00:59:43,768
I'm so sorry about your party.

1260
00:59:44,056 --> 00:59:46,479
I probably shouldn't
have left that way.

1261
00:59:46,767 --> 00:59:48,644
No, it's actually good you did.

1262
00:59:48,936 --> 00:59:52,736
You gave me an
excuse to hit Dave.

1263
00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:54,275
You hit him?

1264
00:59:54,566 --> 00:59:56,864
For me?

1265
00:59:57,152 --> 01:00:00,281
Yeah, I guess I did.

1266
01:00:00,572 --> 01:00:02,745
I have to admit I
wanted to do it before.

1267
01:00:06,286 --> 01:00:10,007
You're really something Forrest.

1268
01:00:10,290 --> 01:00:11,963
Come here.

1269
01:00:12,251 --> 01:00:14,549
It's going to be okay.

1270
01:00:27,433 --> 01:00:31,483
How about we get you home?

1271
01:00:31,770 --> 01:00:33,443
Sure.

1272
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:34,948
I'm sticky.

1273
01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,075
Come on, let's go.

1274
01:01:13,145 --> 01:01:17,241
So did you have a good
night flirting with Forrest?

1275
01:01:17,524 --> 01:01:19,743
Ow.

1276
01:01:20,027 --> 01:01:21,825
Did you say ow?

1277
01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:23,364
Good morning to you too.

1278
01:01:23,655 --> 01:01:25,453
Is he into
SandM or something?

1279
01:01:25,741 --> 01:01:29,211
I had a bad night.

1280
01:01:29,495 --> 01:01:30,462
Bad night?

1281
01:01:30,746 --> 01:01:32,293
Care to elaborate?

1282
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:38,303
Well, one of Forrest's friends
threw a tray of schnapps at me,

1283
01:01:38,587 --> 01:01:39,708
and then called me a hooker.

1284
01:01:42,674 --> 01:01:43,425
I'm sorry.

1285
01:01:47,638 --> 01:01:50,187
Forrest punched
him after I left.

1286
01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:51,851
Did I hear you right?

1287
01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:57,774
He's an honest to God real
life knight in shining armor.

1288
01:01:58,065 --> 01:01:59,386
Yeah, well don't
get too attached,

1289
01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:00,850
he's getting married tomorrow.

1290
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,324
I think I'm in love with him.

1291
01:02:06,615 --> 01:02:10,586
He's everything I've ever
wanted in a boyfriend.

1292
01:02:10,869 --> 01:02:11,995
Look, take my advice.

1293
01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:14,631
Just let it go.

1294
01:02:14,915 --> 01:02:16,713
Max and Forrest are
getting married,

1295
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,298
and there's nothing
anyone can do about it.

1296
01:02:19,586 --> 01:02:21,213
That's crap advice
and you know it.

1297
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:24,679
I've seen the way you and
Max look at each other.

1298
01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:26,765
Max never looks at
Forrest that way.

1299
01:02:27,052 --> 01:02:28,850
I'm going to take a shower.

1300
01:02:32,099 --> 01:02:33,066
Oh, no you didn't.

1301
01:02:39,523 --> 01:02:40,866
Will you stop that?

1302
01:02:41,149 --> 01:02:42,901
I'm trying to take a shower.

1303
01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,241
I'll stop when you
tell Max how you feel.

1304
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:46,280
I can't.

1305
01:02:46,572 --> 01:02:47,915
I missed my chance.

1306
01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:50,542


1307
01:02:50,826 --> 01:02:53,625
No, seriously I can't.

1308
01:02:53,912 --> 01:02:55,255
You don't have the choice.

1309
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:56,540
Yeah I do.

1310
01:02:56,832 --> 01:02:58,193
Sure I still have
feelings for him,

1311
01:02:58,417 --> 01:03:02,047
but I can't do
anything about it.

1312
01:03:02,337 --> 01:03:03,759
End of conversation.

1313
01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:06,015
Oh, hold the phone.

1314
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,302
Why can't you just be honest?

1315
01:03:08,594 --> 01:03:10,096
Forrest is mine.

1316
01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:15,063
All you have to do is
tell Max how you feel.

1317
01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:16,897
Deal?

1318
01:03:17,185 --> 01:03:20,155
And if you don't I'll
just tell everybody

1319
01:03:20,439 --> 01:03:22,567
I'm not your boyfriend.

1320
01:03:22,858 --> 01:03:23,905
You wouldn't.

1321
01:03:24,192 --> 01:03:26,661
God hath no fury
like a queen scorned.

1322
01:03:26,945 --> 01:03:29,539
Don't try me.

1323
01:03:29,823 --> 01:03:31,996
Deal?

1324
01:03:32,284 --> 01:03:32,876
Fine.

1325
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:33,786
Deal.

1326
01:03:36,705 --> 01:03:37,831
Do your dirty.

1327
01:03:44,838 --> 01:03:45,930
Morning.

1328
01:03:46,214 --> 01:03:46,840
Morning, Brick.

1329
01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:51,850
Where's Forrest?

1330
01:03:52,137 --> 01:03:54,310
Oh, he went to go pick
up his fraternity brother

1331
01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:56,521
at the airport.

1332
01:03:56,808 --> 01:03:59,607
So how was Forrest's party?

1333
01:03:59,895 --> 01:04:01,238
He told you?

1334
01:04:01,521 --> 01:04:04,274
Yeah, I'm sorry about Dave.

1335
01:04:04,566 --> 01:04:06,068
He's a click.

1336
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,783
Come to think of it, that's
probably all Gary was after.

1337
01:04:12,074 --> 01:04:13,496
So what's your plan for the day?

1338
01:04:13,784 --> 01:04:16,412
Well, you know I've have
done everything I can do.

1339
01:04:16,703 --> 01:04:19,001
It's just kind of playing
the waiting game, you know?

1340
01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:20,085
What about you?

1341
01:04:20,374 --> 01:04:24,345
Oh, me and Janice are
going to go shopping.

1342
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:25,675
How was your party'?

1343
01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:29,720
It was all right.

1344
01:04:30,008 --> 01:04:30,509
Aiden got...

1345
01:04:30,801 --> 01:04:33,304
Aiden, what?

1346
01:04:33,595 --> 01:04:34,721
I was just going to
tell your boyfriend

1347
01:04:35,013 --> 01:04:36,981
that you had way
too much to drink,

1348
01:04:37,265 --> 01:04:39,643
and got all surly last night.

1349
01:04:39,935 --> 01:04:41,187
Yes, I did.

1350
01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:43,480
Sorry about that, Max.

1351
01:04:43,772 --> 01:04:44,568
It's all right.

1352
01:04:44,856 --> 01:04:48,281
Just don't let it happen again.

1353
01:04:48,568 --> 01:04:49,694
Aiden told me all about it.

1354
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,204
He said he need to ask you...

1355
01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:54,116
Ask you where the
rehearsal dinner is tonight.

1356
01:04:54,408 --> 01:04:55,751
Oh, it's at Hector's.

1357
01:04:56,034 --> 01:04:57,126
They have amazing steaks.

1358
01:04:57,411 --> 01:04:59,004
It's really good.

1359
01:04:59,287 --> 01:04:59,913
Neat.

1360
01:05:05,836 --> 01:05:09,340
So, how was your flight?

1361
01:05:09,631 --> 01:05:10,928
It was fine.

1362
01:05:13,927 --> 01:05:15,895
A/C?

1363
01:05:16,179 --> 01:05:16,680
What?

1364
01:05:16,972 --> 01:05:17,689
Need some air?

1365
01:05:17,973 --> 01:05:19,691
No man, I'm cool.

1366
01:05:25,439 --> 01:05:27,112
Sorry about that,
uh, that conversation

1367
01:05:27,399 --> 01:05:28,776
we had the other night.

1368
01:05:29,067 --> 01:05:30,034
Man, no worries.

1369
01:05:30,318 --> 01:05:31,240
It's in the past.

1370
01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:32,996
No man, I really am sorry.

1371
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,408
It's just I'm a little
freaked out about all this.

1372
01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:37,872
It makes me uh, it
makes me uncomfortable.

1373
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,082
It's OK, Jack.

1374
01:05:49,921 --> 01:05:50,513
New?

1375
01:05:50,797 --> 01:05:51,548
Yeah.

1376
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,093
Like new hip, like
a hip replacement surgery?

1377
01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:55,761
Like that's where you
indicate that your new?

1378
01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:57,930
We don't want these for you.

1379
01:05:58,221 --> 01:05:59,939
No.

1380
01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:01,475
What's this?

1381
01:06:01,767 --> 01:06:02,313


1382
01:06:02,601 --> 01:06:03,773
I must have them, oh my gosh.

1383
01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:04,653
What are the snaps for?

1384
01:06:04,936 --> 01:06:05,482
What's this?

1385
01:06:05,771 --> 01:06:08,194
It's like, in case you
want to have a quickie.

1386
01:06:08,482 --> 01:06:11,907
While you're ice skating?

1387
01:06:12,194 --> 01:06:13,616
Tell me about this Forrest guy.

1388
01:06:13,904 --> 01:06:15,406
Oh, it's not lust.

1389
01:06:15,697 --> 01:06:16,198
Uh-huh.

1390
01:06:16,490 --> 01:06:20,620
It, it well it's not all lust.

1391
01:06:20,911 --> 01:06:21,712
He's totally dreamy.

1392
01:06:21,953 --> 01:06:22,670
Aww.

1393
01:06:22,954 --> 01:06:25,252
You know what's ironic?

1394
01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:26,587
What, the shirt?

1395
01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:27,467
No.

1396
01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:29,719
I have never heard
Max say anything

1397
01:06:30,003 --> 01:06:30,970
like that about Forrest.

1398
01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:31,880
See?

1399
01:06:34,549 --> 01:06:35,789
What does he say about Forrest?

1400
01:06:36,009 --> 01:06:37,261
Oh, you know the usual.

1401
01:06:37,552 --> 01:06:39,833
He's smart, he's successful,
he's funny, blah, blah, blah.

1402
01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:40,598
Well, duh.

1403
01:06:40,889 --> 01:06:42,769
But that just makes him
sound like an accessory.

1404
01:06:43,016 --> 01:06:43,983
Speak of the devil.

1405
01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:45,188
Preaching to the choir.

1406
01:06:45,393 --> 01:06:45,894
Amen.

1407
01:06:46,186 --> 01:06:47,733
Hm-hmm.

1408
01:06:48,021 --> 01:06:49,342
So what are
we going to do?

1409
01:06:49,481 --> 01:06:50,001
I don't know.

1410
01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:54,244
But you got 24 hours
to figure that out.

1411
01:06:54,528 --> 01:06:56,246
Uh, no.

1412
01:06:56,530 --> 01:06:57,530
Come on, help me, please.

1413
01:06:57,531 --> 01:06:58,077
OK.

1414
01:06:58,365 --> 01:06:58,866
All right.

1415
01:06:59,157 --> 01:07:03,754
I have a plan, but it is
evil, and Aidan will hate me.

1416
01:07:04,037 --> 01:07:05,380
I'm in.

1417
01:07:05,664 --> 01:07:08,024
OK, I'm going to provoke Max,
but in order for this to work,

1418
01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:10,711
you cannot know the details.

1419
01:07:11,002 --> 01:07:11,844
OK.

1420
01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:13,381
I'll do anything as
long as I get Forrest.

1421
01:07:13,672 --> 01:07:15,595
Consider it done.

1422
01:07:15,882 --> 01:07:17,402
You two look like
you're up to no good.

1423
01:07:17,676 --> 01:07:20,930
Mm-hmm, don't you know it.

1424
01:07:21,221 --> 01:07:24,896
Oh come on, I want
a tiara for the wedding.

1425
01:07:31,189 --> 01:07:31,906


1426
01:07:43,952 --> 01:07:46,876


1427
01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:13,573
Aiden?

1428
01:08:16,318 --> 01:08:17,945
Aiden.

1429
01:08:18,236 --> 01:08:19,863
Sorry.

1430
01:08:20,155 --> 01:08:23,284
He's a little scattered
brained sometimes.

1431
01:08:23,575 --> 01:08:25,953
Apparently.

1432
01:08:26,244 --> 01:08:27,621
You to make a lovely couple.

1433
01:08:27,913 --> 01:08:29,586
I'd certainly
like to think so.

1434
01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:38,845
Well, not as lovely, of
course, as L-Brick and Aiden

1435
01:08:39,132 --> 01:08:40,509
here.

1436
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,178
You know when I
first met this one,

1437
01:08:43,470 --> 01:08:46,019
he was dancing shirtless
at club Gay-topia.

1438
01:08:46,306 --> 01:08:48,308
And he had to beat
him off with a stick.

1439
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,442
I'm telling you.

1440
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:50,568
He just...

1441
01:08:50,852 --> 01:08:52,650
It wasn't me.

1442
01:08:52,938 --> 01:08:53,689
I promise.

1443
01:08:53,980 --> 01:08:54,731
His stick.

1444
01:08:57,651 --> 01:08:58,243
You get it?

1445
01:08:58,526 --> 01:09:01,029
Excuse me a minute, guys.

1446
01:09:01,321 --> 01:09:02,914
I'll be right back.

1447
01:09:03,198 --> 01:09:04,290
Hm.

1448
01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:05,495
I thought it was funny.

1449
01:09:08,662 --> 01:09:11,791
I thought you quit.

1450
01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:13,049
I did.

1451
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,882
I started back when we broke up.

1452
01:09:16,169 --> 01:09:18,888
It's a horrible habit.

1453
01:09:19,172 --> 01:09:20,799
Sorry.

1454
01:09:21,091 --> 01:09:23,594
This is the second
time you've left me.

1455
01:09:23,885 --> 01:09:26,434
I just needed some air.

1456
01:09:26,721 --> 01:09:28,439
If you needed air
you wouldn't smoke.

1457
01:09:28,723 --> 01:09:31,067
You'd pass out from
lack of oxygen.

1458
01:09:31,351 --> 01:09:33,479
Go bother somebody else.

1459
01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:34,650
I'm not here to fight.

1460
01:09:34,896 --> 01:09:36,819
I'm just here to
make sure you're OK.

1461
01:09:37,107 --> 01:09:37,608
I'm fine.

1462
01:09:37,899 --> 01:09:40,072
Yeah, and the Pope is Jewish.

1463
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:45,207
He does wear a yamaka sometimes.

1464
01:09:45,490 --> 01:09:48,084
What's going on?

1465
01:09:48,368 --> 01:09:49,128
Why does it matter?

1466
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,912
It matters to me.

1467
01:09:51,204 --> 01:09:54,834
I really don't think
you'd want to know.

1468
01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:55,796
Tell me.

1469
01:09:56,084 --> 01:09:56,755
Max.

1470
01:09:57,043 --> 01:09:58,215
Please.

1471
01:09:58,503 --> 01:10:00,301
I want to know.

1472
01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:11,937
I still love you.

1473
01:10:12,225 --> 01:10:13,665
I just wish we can
still be together,

1474
01:10:13,768 --> 01:10:16,692
and I know I'm being a jerk, and
I know you're with Forrest now.

1475
01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:21,360
And I know there's
nothing I can do about it.

1476
01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:22,197
I'm sorry.

1477
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:23,236
How dare you.

1478
01:10:23,528 --> 01:10:25,997
How could you do this?

1479
01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:30,036
Why couldn't you just come
here and be happy for me?

1480
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:34,252
All I wanted was things
between us to be OK.

1481
01:10:34,539 --> 01:10:36,883
We used to be best
friends, for God's sakes.

1482
01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:41,547
I told you you
wouldn't want to know.

1483
01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:44,432
I'm getting married
tomorrow, you asshole.

1484
01:10:44,716 --> 01:10:46,593
You're right, you are.

1485
01:10:46,885 --> 01:10:49,013
Is this some sort of mean joke?

1486
01:10:49,304 --> 01:10:50,396
No.

1487
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:51,560
Where are the cameras?

1488
01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:52,978
Am I on TV?

1489
01:10:53,266 --> 01:10:54,426
World's most awkward moments?

1490
01:10:57,604 --> 01:11:00,778
It's been two years.

1491
01:11:01,066 --> 01:11:03,364
Why now?

1492
01:11:03,651 --> 01:11:05,812
You break up with me, and
then you want to get together

1493
01:11:06,071 --> 01:11:09,701
the night before my wedding?

1494
01:11:09,991 --> 01:11:12,289
Actually, it was you
that broke up with me.

1495
01:11:12,577 --> 01:11:13,544
Remember?

1496
01:11:13,828 --> 01:11:16,422
Oh I remember.

1497
01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:19,380
I remember just fine.

1498
01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:21,010
I remember you didn't
even give me a chance.

1499
01:11:21,294 --> 01:11:22,887
What was I supposed to do?

1500
01:11:23,171 --> 01:11:24,718
You took a job somewhere else.

1501
01:11:25,006 --> 01:11:28,385
Was I supposed to just pack
up everything and follow you?

1502
01:11:28,676 --> 01:11:30,644
It's not that simple.

1503
01:11:30,929 --> 01:11:32,129
You weren't even happy for me.

1504
01:11:32,222 --> 01:11:33,064
That is not fair.

1505
01:11:33,348 --> 01:11:36,648
I was proud of you, but it
meant we couldn't be together.

1506
01:11:36,935 --> 01:11:37,777
Why?

1507
01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:39,654
Why couldn't we?

1508
01:11:39,938 --> 01:11:41,299
I made my reputation
with the firm.

1509
01:11:41,481 --> 01:11:43,700
Save it!

1510
01:11:43,983 --> 01:11:45,826
I've heard all of this before.

1511
01:11:46,111 --> 01:11:46,953
Me too.

1512
01:11:47,237 --> 01:11:49,990
I'll save you the re-hash.

1513
01:11:50,281 --> 01:11:51,749
You wanted some
long distance thing,

1514
01:11:52,033 --> 01:11:54,081
and we both knew that
wasn't going to work out.

1515
01:11:54,369 --> 01:11:56,337
And we would have
been miserable.

1516
01:11:56,621 --> 01:11:57,543
You missed the point.

1517
01:11:57,831 --> 01:11:59,754
Well, enlighten me then.

1518
01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:04,217
The point is you wanted me
to give up my career for you,

1519
01:12:04,504 --> 01:12:08,179
yet you wouldn't even consider
doing the same for me.

1520
01:12:08,466 --> 01:12:11,845
I thought it was
what you wanted.

1521
01:12:12,137 --> 01:12:13,263
It was.

1522
01:12:13,555 --> 01:12:17,526
It was the best
decision I ever made.

1523
01:12:17,809 --> 01:12:19,982
Besides, we fought constantly.

1524
01:12:20,270 --> 01:12:21,613
We also made up constantly.

1525
01:12:21,896 --> 01:12:23,489
I just wanted to be normal.

1526
01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:25,773
Don't you understand, that
is like a normal couple.

1527
01:12:25,859 --> 01:12:26,459
We had passion.

1528
01:12:26,734 --> 01:12:29,829
We didn't have any goals,
any dreams together.

1529
01:12:30,113 --> 01:12:32,582
We couldn't even commit to a
pet, let alone anything else.

1530
01:12:32,866 --> 01:12:34,546
Wait, so because I
didn't want to get a dog

1531
01:12:34,826 --> 01:12:36,466
means that I didn't
want to commit to you?

1532
01:12:36,494 --> 01:12:37,916
You're putting
words into my mouth.

1533
01:12:38,204 --> 01:12:38,705
It's unfair.

1534
01:12:38,997 --> 01:12:40,358
Not nearly as
unfair as you blaming

1535
01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,709
me for your choosing to leave.

1536
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,172
You know what?

1537
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:44,928
You win.

1538
01:12:45,211 --> 01:12:47,339
Whatever you say.

1539
01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:50,258
You're right, I'm wrong.

1540
01:12:50,550 --> 01:12:52,052
Now if you'll
excuse me, I'm going

1541
01:12:52,343 --> 01:12:54,687
to go back into my dinner.

1542
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:58,271
And I suggest you do the same,
and sit with your boyfriend.

1543
01:12:58,558 --> 01:13:00,526
Because if you storm
off like this again,

1544
01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:03,154
like you did last
night, you're not going

1545
01:13:03,438 --> 01:13:06,282
to be welcome at my wedding.

1546
01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:31,596
That's that.

1547
01:13:31,883 --> 01:13:33,726
Son of a bitch.

1548
01:13:38,306 --> 01:13:39,146
Welcome back.

1549
01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:40,308
Thank you.

1550
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,692
Feeling better?

1551
01:13:41,976 --> 01:13:42,818
Much.

1552
01:13:43,102 --> 01:13:44,524
Good.

1553
01:13:44,812 --> 01:13:47,315
Have some more wine.

1554
01:13:47,607 --> 01:13:49,609
Thanks.

1555
01:13:49,901 --> 01:13:53,371
Soooo, Jack.

1556
01:13:53,655 --> 01:13:54,577
What is it you do?

1557
01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:55,490
I'm in the Coast Guard.

1558
01:13:55,782 --> 01:13:57,659
You are in the Coast Guard.

1559
01:13:57,951 --> 01:13:58,952
He is in the Coast Guard.

1560
01:13:59,244 --> 01:14:00,370
Where are you stationed?

1561
01:14:00,662 --> 01:14:01,302
Galveston.

1562
01:14:01,454 --> 01:14:02,046
You ever been?

1563
01:14:02,330 --> 01:14:03,331
I have.

1564
01:14:03,623 --> 01:14:05,824
We used to vacation there all
the time when I was a kid.

1565
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,442
And Max
and I were planning

1566
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,046
on visiting Jack and spending
a few days next summer.

1567
01:14:09,337 --> 01:14:11,180
Aren't we, Max.

1568
01:14:11,464 --> 01:14:12,340
Yeah.

1569
01:14:12,632 --> 01:14:16,262
I'm thinking about going
to San Diego next summer.

1570
01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:17,725
With Brick, of course.

1571
01:14:20,682 --> 01:14:22,605
No one told me.

1572
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:25,020
It's all right,
sometimes boyfriends don't

1573
01:14:25,311 --> 01:14:26,392
tell each other everything.

1574
01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,696
So, the Coast Guard.

1575
01:14:34,988 --> 01:14:38,618
Um, would you say you're an
especially strong swimmer?

1576
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,308
I'm a very,
very good swimmer.

1577
01:14:40,451 --> 01:14:42,044
He's a very,
very good swimmer.

1578
01:14:57,468 --> 01:14:59,061
Morning, Max.

1579
01:14:59,345 --> 01:15:00,813
You ready for the big day?

1580
01:15:01,097 --> 01:15:02,394
Morning.

1581
01:15:02,682 --> 01:15:04,275
Yeah.

1582
01:15:04,559 --> 01:15:06,436
How's my darling
boy this morning.

1583
01:15:06,728 --> 01:15:07,570
Tired.

1584
01:15:07,854 --> 01:15:09,982
It's all right, I didn't
sleep that well either.

1585
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,953
Would you like me to
get you some coffee...

1586
01:15:11,983 --> 01:15:12,529
Don't bother.

1587
01:15:12,817 --> 01:15:14,865
I can get it myself.

1588
01:15:15,153 --> 01:15:16,325
I'm not helpless.

1589
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,786
Dear, Aiden could use a
refill since you're up.

1590
01:15:19,073 --> 01:15:21,326
Aiden couldn't get it himself.

1591
01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:22,460
No, that's OK.

1592
01:15:22,744 --> 01:15:24,542
I've had quite enough already.

1593
01:15:24,829 --> 01:15:26,422
So is everything
ready for this afternoon?

1594
01:15:26,706 --> 01:15:28,586
Yeah, the florist
arrives at 4 o'clock,

1595
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:29,672
along with the
tables and chairs,

1596
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:32,963
caterer gets here at 5:00 to set
up for the reception at 6:00.

1597
01:15:33,254 --> 01:15:33,755
Wow.

1598
01:15:34,047 --> 01:15:36,516
Sounds like you have
everything set up perfectly.

1599
01:15:36,799 --> 01:15:38,039
I'm glad someone appreciates it.

1600
01:15:38,217 --> 01:15:38,817


1601
01:15:39,052 --> 01:15:40,269
I'll get it.

1602
01:15:46,017 --> 01:15:47,485
Hello?
Hello and howdydo.

1603
01:15:47,769 --> 01:15:48,690
Is Lance there, please.

1604
01:15:50,563 --> 01:15:52,065
I'm sorry, who?

1605
01:15:52,357 --> 01:15:52,949
Lance.

1606
01:15:53,232 --> 01:15:54,984
Lance, is he there please?

1607
01:15:55,276 --> 01:15:57,620
Uh, you have the wrong number.

1608
01:15:57,904 --> 01:15:59,906
Ohhh, I am so sorry.

1609
01:16:00,198 --> 01:16:01,825
I am so sorry.

1610
01:16:02,116 --> 01:16:03,584
You have a wonderful day, OK.

1611
01:16:03,868 --> 01:16:04,619
Bye now.

1612
01:16:04,911 --> 01:16:05,707
No problem.

1613
01:16:13,628 --> 01:16:16,882


1614
01:16:17,173 --> 01:16:18,345
Hello?

1615
01:16:18,633 --> 01:16:19,429
Hello there.

1616
01:16:19,717 --> 01:16:22,436
Is Lance present, please?

1617
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,064
Wrong number, again.

1618
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:29,854
Did I dial 555-5768?

1619
01:16:30,144 --> 01:16:32,192
Yes, but there's no Lance here.

1620
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,232
Are you sure?

1621
01:16:34,524 --> 01:16:37,198
He's the one running around
with the, um, you know,

1622
01:16:37,485 --> 01:16:39,579
he's the femmie one?

1623
01:16:39,862 --> 01:16:40,533
Yes, I'm sure.

1624
01:16:40,822 --> 01:16:41,342
Wrong number.

1625
01:16:41,614 --> 01:16:42,285
No Lance.

1626
01:16:42,573 --> 01:16:43,574
Are you sure?

1627
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:46,289
Because my friend,
Janice, told just

1628
01:16:46,577 --> 01:16:47,999
told me to call him here
at this number right here.

1629
01:16:48,287 --> 01:16:51,131
Yes, I'm sure it's
the wrong number.

1630
01:16:51,416 --> 01:16:52,793
OK, then.

1631
01:16:53,084 --> 01:16:57,464
You have a really fine day,
and a most wonderful wedding.

1632
01:16:57,755 --> 01:16:59,052
OK, bye now.

1633
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:00,136
OK, you too.

1634
01:17:06,806 --> 01:17:07,846
Who was it, dear?

1635
01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:11,186
Oh, just the wrong
number, twice.

1636
01:17:11,477 --> 01:17:13,605
Ah, well, I'm going
to get dressed.

1637
01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:14,416
Take my seat.

1638
01:17:14,689 --> 01:17:15,315
Thanks, dear.

1639
01:17:21,487 --> 01:17:25,617
So how does the weather
look today for the ceremony?

1640
01:17:25,908 --> 01:17:27,455
Looks like it's going
to be nice today.

1641
01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,542
Good.

1642
01:17:29,829 --> 01:17:32,252
Hey, Lance, could you
pass me a biscuit'?

1643
01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:33,587
Sure, no problem.

1644
01:17:36,335 --> 01:17:37,757
Uh, Lance is my middle name.

1645
01:17:38,045 --> 01:17:39,388
I went by that in college...

1646
01:17:39,672 --> 01:17:40,924
Don't event start with me.

1647
01:17:41,215 --> 01:17:41,815
No really, I...

1648
01:17:42,008 --> 01:17:43,806
Who the hell are you, Lance!

1649
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,595
Some sort of escort?

1650
01:17:45,887 --> 01:17:46,854
A call boy?

1651
01:17:47,138 --> 01:17:49,982
Did he hire you to
pose as his boyfriend?

1652
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:54,521
No, I... Aiden just didn't
want to come alone, that's all.

1653
01:17:54,812 --> 01:17:56,780
Oh, so you make a habit of going

1654
01:17:57,064 --> 01:17:58,691
on vacations with strange man.

1655
01:17:58,983 --> 01:18:01,023
Leave him alone, you're
upset with me, not with him.

1656
01:18:01,152 --> 01:18:02,904
Oh, sure he just
so happens to look

1657
01:18:03,196 --> 01:18:06,621
like the perfect little poster
boy for some twink website?

1658
01:18:06,908 --> 01:18:10,629
Aiden, how c... I take that back.

1659
01:18:10,912 --> 01:18:13,256
I know exactly how you could
do something like this.

1660
01:18:13,539 --> 01:18:14,131
I only did it because...

1661
01:18:14,415 --> 01:18:14,916
Save it.

1662
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:18,212
I heard enough out
of you last night.

1663
01:18:18,503 --> 01:18:22,349
You, though have you no dignity?

1664
01:18:22,632 --> 01:18:24,930
How could you go along
with this just pretending

1665
01:18:25,218 --> 01:18:28,939
to be somebody's boyfriend, so
they would look less pathetic?

1666
01:18:29,222 --> 01:18:31,441
What does that make you, huh?

1667
01:18:31,724 --> 01:18:32,850
Well I'll tell you.

1668
01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,689
A great big fucking whore.

1669
01:18:39,273 --> 01:18:40,616
You know what?

1670
01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:43,619
Now I remember why
didn't come after you.

1671
01:18:43,903 --> 01:18:44,620
Excuse me.

1672
01:18:44,904 --> 01:18:47,032
Oh, go run after little escort.

1673
01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:48,043
That's enough Max.

1674
01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:49,454
Stay out of this.

1675
01:18:49,742 --> 01:18:52,416
I've never seen this side of
you before and I don't like it.

1676
01:18:52,703 --> 01:18:53,204
You need to calm down.

1677
01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:54,839
Don't tell me what to do.

1678
01:18:55,122 --> 01:18:56,562
You just sit here
and think about it.

1679
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,590
I'm going to go
check on our guests

1680
01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:03,131
and make sure they
are all right.

1681
01:19:10,054 --> 01:19:11,431
It's OK, Lance.

1682
01:19:11,722 --> 01:19:13,395
He's mad at me, not to you.

1683
01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:17,779
I should have never
gotten you into this.

1684
01:19:18,062 --> 01:19:19,109
Let me try.

1685
01:19:19,397 --> 01:19:20,614
Forrest, I'm so sorry.

1686
01:19:20,898 --> 01:19:22,459
I never meant for any
of this to happen.

1687
01:19:22,733 --> 01:19:23,529
It's all right.

1688
01:19:23,818 --> 01:19:25,491
Max is just really stressed
out about the wedding,

1689
01:19:25,778 --> 01:19:28,702
it's not your fault.
Do me a favor,

1690
01:19:28,990 --> 01:19:33,336
call Janice have her talk
to Max and calm him down.

1691
01:19:33,619 --> 01:19:34,245
OK.

1692
01:19:36,831 --> 01:19:38,048
Brick'?

1693
01:19:38,332 --> 01:19:39,174
Lance?

1694
01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:40,129
You OK?

1695
01:19:43,963 --> 01:19:44,634
Forrest.

1696
01:19:44,922 --> 01:19:46,390
Yeah, it's me.

1697
01:19:46,674 --> 01:19:49,018
Forrest, I'm so sorry.

1698
01:19:49,302 --> 01:19:51,225
You have nothing
to be sorry about.

1699
01:19:51,512 --> 01:19:52,559
Come out and talk to me.

1700
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:01,947
OK.

1701
01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,250
Come have a seat.

1702
01:20:19,624 --> 01:20:21,501
So your real name is Lance.

1703
01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:22,918
I'm so sorry.

1704
01:20:23,210 --> 01:20:24,928
I only lied about my name.

1705
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,138
And about being
Aiden's boyfriend.

1706
01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:31,393
But, just those things.

1707
01:20:31,677 --> 01:20:32,178
It's OK.

1708
01:20:32,470 --> 01:20:33,722
I understand.

1709
01:20:34,013 --> 01:20:35,686
I was just going to say that
Lance is a hell of a lot

1710
01:20:35,973 --> 01:20:36,894
better name than Brick.

1711
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,563
Worse made-up name ever, right?

1712
01:20:44,398 --> 01:20:46,446
I didn't really have a
choice, Janice panicked.

1713
01:20:46,734 --> 01:20:49,328
Well, it's nice to
finally meet you, Lance.

1714
01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,489
Glad to meet you too.

1715
01:20:54,909 --> 01:20:56,707
Really?

1716
01:20:56,994 --> 01:20:59,873
And what was that
supposed to accomplish?

1717
01:21:00,164 --> 01:21:03,418
We were trying to help Aiden.

1718
01:21:03,709 --> 01:21:04,676
Right.

1719
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:07,259
Why the fuck would
you care anyway?

1720
01:21:07,546 --> 01:21:09,548
I care because he lied.

1721
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,639
I don't believe
that for a second.

1722
01:21:12,927 --> 01:21:14,567
You
know, people break up.

1723
01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:16,059
All the time.

1724
01:21:16,347 --> 01:21:20,443
And why does it have to be my
fault that he can't move on?

1725
01:21:20,726 --> 01:21:21,272
Fair enough.

1726
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:26,066
But, um, but why are you
so angry about Lance then?

1727
01:21:26,357 --> 01:21:28,075
Hmm?

1728
01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:30,327
You know what?

1729
01:21:30,611 --> 01:21:32,409
I don't know.

1730
01:21:32,697 --> 01:21:33,744
You still love him.

1731
01:21:34,031 --> 01:21:35,453
Well you know what?

1732
01:21:35,741 --> 01:21:36,242
Fine.

1733
01:21:36,534 --> 01:21:37,751
Maybe you're right.

1734
01:21:38,035 --> 01:21:40,879
Maybe I do still care
for that stupid bastard.

1735
01:21:41,163 --> 01:21:41,664
I knew it.

1736
01:21:41,956 --> 01:21:43,583
But you know what?

1737
01:21:43,874 --> 01:21:47,845
I found someone so much better,
someone who cares for me,

1738
01:21:48,129 --> 01:21:49,009
someone who's genuine.

1739
01:21:49,046 --> 01:21:49,547
Um.

1740
01:21:49,839 --> 01:21:52,638
Who shows that they
care for me every day.

1741
01:21:52,925 --> 01:21:53,642
I...

1742
01:21:53,926 --> 01:21:54,927
And
the best part about

1743
01:21:55,219 --> 01:21:57,893
it is, I don't ever have to
wonder if he's going to be

1744
01:21:58,180 --> 01:21:59,272
with me for another month.

1745
01:21:59,557 --> 01:22:00,399
You know?

1746
01:22:04,895 --> 01:22:07,444
I'm sorry, Maxie.

1747
01:22:07,732 --> 01:22:11,077
Yeah, you, you should be sorry.

1748
01:22:22,663 --> 01:22:24,290
Don't let Max
hurt your feelings.

1749
01:22:24,582 --> 01:22:28,462
He's actually a pretty nice
guy, once you get to know him.

1750
01:22:28,753 --> 01:22:29,424
I feel horrible.

1751
01:22:32,631 --> 01:22:34,133
I'm so fake.

1752
01:22:34,425 --> 01:22:36,598
All your friends are right.

1753
01:22:36,886 --> 01:22:38,388
You're not a fake.

1754
01:22:38,679 --> 01:22:41,148
You pretended to be someone
else to help a friend,

1755
01:22:41,432 --> 01:22:44,481
that's pretty noble in my book.

1756
01:22:44,769 --> 01:22:45,861
It is?

1757
01:22:46,145 --> 01:22:48,989
Yeah, it is.

1758
01:22:49,273 --> 01:22:52,072
Lance you're a very
special person.

1759
01:22:52,359 --> 01:22:58,037
You're kind, generous,
selfless, and you're funny.

1760
01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:09,294
And I know you'll find
someone who appreciates you

1761
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:10,706
for everything that you are.

1762
01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:16,934
Thank you, that means a lot.

1763
01:23:17,218 --> 01:23:19,562
Now it's time for you
to go get fabulous.

1764
01:23:19,845 --> 01:23:25,648
Maybe the guy of your dreams
will be at the wedding today.

1765
01:23:25,935 --> 01:23:26,606
Maybe.

1766
01:23:43,410 --> 01:23:44,127
Aidan?

1767
01:23:47,665 --> 01:23:48,257
Aiden?

1768
01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:51,590
Just a sec, menu.

1769
01:23:51,877 --> 01:23:53,424
Aiden, we both know the only
thing you ever order here

1770
01:23:53,712 --> 01:23:55,885
is the buffalo wings,
you're avoiding me.

1771
01:23:56,173 --> 01:23:57,453
Maybe I should
try something new.

1772
01:24:01,929 --> 01:24:04,273
Look.

1773
01:24:04,557 --> 01:24:05,558
I'm really sorry, OK?

1774
01:24:05,850 --> 01:24:06,351
I'm not.

1775
01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:07,143
It's fine.

1776
01:24:07,434 --> 01:24:11,985
I'm sorry about the
way things have turned out.

1777
01:24:12,273 --> 01:24:12,774
I...

1778
01:24:13,065 --> 01:24:14,738
Can I get you guys
something to drink?

1779
01:24:15,025 --> 01:24:15,526
Margarita?

1780
01:24:15,818 --> 01:24:17,320
Yes, I will need alcohol.

1781
01:24:17,611 --> 01:24:19,329
Ah, margarita, top
shelf, rock, salt.

1782
01:24:19,613 --> 01:24:20,455
OK, For you?

1783
01:24:20,739 --> 01:24:21,831
Just a tea, please.

1784
01:24:22,116 --> 01:24:23,477
All right,
coming right up.

1785
01:24:23,701 --> 01:24:24,202
Thank you.

1786
01:24:24,493 --> 01:24:26,746
I'm sorry about making
you talk to Max.

1787
01:24:27,037 --> 01:24:30,712
For the record, you can't, and
didn't, make me do anything.

1788
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:31,592
OK.

1789
01:24:31,876 --> 01:24:36,347
Then, I'm sorry about
telling Max about Lance.

1790
01:24:36,630 --> 01:24:39,053
What was that
supposed to accomplish?

1791
01:24:39,341 --> 01:24:42,470
It was supposed to
get him mad, and make.

1792
01:24:42,761 --> 01:24:44,308
Forrest call off the wedding.

1793
01:24:44,597 --> 01:24:46,599
That's kind of a long shot.

1794
01:24:46,891 --> 01:24:49,735
But in my defense
it half worked.

1795
01:24:50,019 --> 01:24:53,364
If it makes you feel any
better, I feel really guilty.

1796
01:24:53,647 --> 01:24:56,196
I even told Max that the
whole Lance thing was my idea.

1797
01:24:56,483 --> 01:24:57,655
Well you didn't have to.

1798
01:24:57,943 --> 01:25:00,196
He's not going to hate
me any less for it.

1799
01:25:00,487 --> 01:25:02,990
No sense in him hating us both.

1800
01:25:03,282 --> 01:25:05,242
I think he could tell that
it was me on the phone.

1801
01:25:05,367 --> 01:25:06,994
God, you didn't use that
stupid, awful fake voice,

1802
01:25:07,286 --> 01:25:07,912
did you?

1803
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:13,960
Maybe.

1804
01:25:17,338 --> 01:25:18,305
Just a little.

1805
01:25:18,589 --> 01:25:20,887
Mm-hmm.

1806
01:25:21,175 --> 01:25:23,553
It doesn't matter,
he doesn't hate you.

1807
01:25:23,844 --> 01:25:25,471
I'm sure of that.

1808
01:25:25,763 --> 01:25:26,855
How much you willing
to put on this one?

1809
01:25:27,139 --> 01:25:29,141
Should I take a first
aid kit, just in case?

1810
01:25:29,433 --> 01:25:30,059
That's not fair.

1811
01:25:30,351 --> 01:25:32,632
Sorry, I'm just a little bit
bitter about the whole thing.

1812
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,105
And stop playing with that.

1813
01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:38,616
You don't have
to go to the wedding

1814
01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:39,741
if you don't want to.

1815
01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:42,830
I'll rent a car, and I will
take Lance back myself.

1816
01:25:43,113 --> 01:25:43,914
No, I owe it to Max.

1817
01:25:43,989 --> 01:25:45,957
You don't him anything.

1818
01:25:46,242 --> 01:25:49,416
All right guys,
here are your drinks.

1819
01:25:52,456 --> 01:25:53,048
Mm-mm.

1820
01:25:53,332 --> 01:25:54,052
Margarita.

1821
01:25:54,124 --> 01:25:55,091
Thank you very much.

1822
01:25:55,376 --> 01:25:56,719
And your iced tea.

1823
01:25:57,002 --> 01:25:57,503
Thank you.

1824
01:25:57,795 --> 01:25:59,092
You guys enjoy.

1825
01:26:03,092 --> 01:26:05,186
I don't know, maybe
going to the wedding

1826
01:26:05,469 --> 01:26:08,393
will help me move on.

1827
01:26:08,681 --> 01:26:11,776
God, gay men have the most
dramatic closure, don't they?

1828
01:26:19,275 --> 01:26:22,654


1829
01:26:52,516 --> 01:26:55,144
So, you ready?

1830
01:26:55,436 --> 01:26:55,937
I guess.

1831
01:26:56,228 --> 01:26:57,748
About as ready as
I'm ever going to be.

1832
01:26:57,896 --> 01:26:59,398
You look a little nervous.

1833
01:26:59,690 --> 01:27:03,320
Not so much nervous
just, uh, uncomfortable.

1834
01:27:03,610 --> 01:27:04,702
Oh, sorry.

1835
01:27:04,987 --> 01:27:05,863
It's not what everybody thinks.

1836
01:27:06,155 --> 01:27:08,908
It's not the... it's
not the gay thing.

1837
01:27:09,199 --> 01:27:11,452
It's uh, Max.

1838
01:27:11,744 --> 01:27:12,415
Max?

1839
01:27:12,703 --> 01:27:14,703
Yeah, I know you're his
best friend and everything,

1840
01:27:14,955 --> 01:27:17,583
but I just think
Forrest is really

1841
01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:19,502
rushing into all of this.

1842
01:27:19,793 --> 01:27:20,965
What do you mean?

1843
01:27:21,253 --> 01:27:23,972
I think he's more in love with
the idea of getting married,

1844
01:27:24,256 --> 01:27:26,304
than he is actually
in love with Max.

1845
01:27:26,592 --> 01:27:28,765
I just don't think
they're a very good match.

1846
01:27:29,053 --> 01:27:31,351
I don't think it's
going to work.

1847
01:27:31,638 --> 01:27:33,398
But, don't worry, I'm
not going to freak out.

1848
01:27:33,474 --> 01:27:36,398
I'm not going to say anything,
make a scene or anything.

1849
01:27:36,685 --> 01:27:37,857
I'll keep my mouth shut.

1850
01:27:38,145 --> 01:27:40,068
I gave Forrest my word, so.

1851
01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:41,949
Let's just get this done.

1852
01:27:42,232 --> 01:27:42,858
OK.

1853
01:27:43,150 --> 01:27:43,992
See you out there.

1854
01:27:44,276 --> 01:27:45,118
All right.

1855
01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,299
It's such a shame, they
really balance each other out.

1856
01:28:02,628 --> 01:28:05,222
It's true.

1857
01:28:05,506 --> 01:28:08,430
What's the
matter with you?

1858
01:28:08,717 --> 01:28:09,639
Nothing.

1859
01:28:09,927 --> 01:28:10,598
I'm fabulous.

1860
01:28:13,430 --> 01:28:15,057
Look at it this
way, at least now

1861
01:28:15,349 --> 01:28:18,444
I know what you're looking for,
so now I can help you get it.

1862
01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:20,775
I don't want it.

1863
01:28:21,063 --> 01:28:23,782
I want Forrest.

1864
01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:26,194
Aiden has been rubbing
off on you, hasn't he?

1865
01:28:26,485 --> 01:28:27,406
The horror, the horror.

1866
01:28:31,657 --> 01:28:36,663
Honey, don't quit your day
job, you're a sucky actor.

1867
01:28:36,954 --> 01:28:38,877
Yeah, well you're
a sucky wedding guest.

1868
01:28:39,164 --> 01:28:41,258
Trying to make off with
one of the grooms, and all.

1869
01:28:41,542 --> 01:28:43,419
Keyword, trying-

1870
01:28:43,710 --> 01:28:45,337
I failed.

1871
01:28:45,629 --> 01:28:46,846
I failed hard.

1872
01:28:47,131 --> 01:28:51,728
And they're getting married
in four minutes anyway.

1873
01:28:52,010 --> 01:28:53,307
Give or take.

1874
01:28:55,806 --> 01:28:57,149
Give or take.

1875
01:28:57,433 --> 01:28:58,400
Hey, I have an idea.

1876
01:28:58,684 --> 01:28:59,185
Hmm.

1877
01:28:59,476 --> 01:29:01,945
Why don't we rent a
romance movie, and we'll

1878
01:29:02,229 --> 01:29:03,572
get some ice cream, and
we'll do our very best

1879
01:29:03,856 --> 01:29:04,607
sorority girl impersonation.

1880
01:29:04,898 --> 01:29:06,150
What do you say?

1881
01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:07,113
Hmm?

1882
01:29:07,401 --> 01:29:09,574
Sounds good.

1883
01:29:09,862 --> 01:29:13,912
Lance, I'm really sorry
I got you into this.

1884
01:29:14,199 --> 01:29:15,997
It's OK.

1885
01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:19,084
It was an experience.

1886
01:29:19,371 --> 01:29:21,491
Things have a way
of working out for the best.

1887
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:22,920
Trust me.

1888
01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:26,587
Isn't that right, babe?

1889
01:29:26,879 --> 01:29:30,224
You got it, sweet cheeks.

1890
01:29:30,507 --> 01:29:32,635
Oh.

1891
01:29:32,926 --> 01:29:37,181
Well, I'm glad one of us
got some this weekend.

1892
01:29:44,938 --> 01:29:46,064
Max, I...

1893
01:29:46,356 --> 01:29:48,157
Look, I know exactly
what you're going to say.

1894
01:29:48,233 --> 01:29:48,734
I...

1895
01:29:49,026 --> 01:29:52,246
I'm glad you have
Forrest in your life.

1896
01:29:52,529 --> 01:29:54,623
Really?

1897
01:29:54,907 --> 01:29:55,658
Do you mean that?

1898
01:29:55,949 --> 01:29:57,701
Yeah, I do.

1899
01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,371
I'm glad you found somebody
who makes you happy.

1900
01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:01,754
Somebody you can love.

1901
01:30:02,039 --> 01:30:02,881
Thanks, Aid.

1902
01:30:07,336 --> 01:30:08,804
I'm so sorry about earlier.

1903
01:30:09,087 --> 01:30:10,589
Ah, it's all right.

1904
01:30:10,881 --> 01:30:14,556
I'm sorry about snapping at
you, and snapping at Lance.

1905
01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:16,345
And that whole thing.

1906
01:30:16,637 --> 01:30:19,186
It's OK.

1907
01:30:19,473 --> 01:30:20,816
So, you ready?

1908
01:30:23,685 --> 01:30:24,436
Yeah.

1909
01:30:24,728 --> 01:30:26,526
I think I am.

1910
01:30:29,233 --> 01:30:29,825
Quit preening.

1911
01:30:30,108 --> 01:30:30,734
You look fine.

1912
01:30:33,529 --> 01:30:34,530
Fabulous.

1913
01:30:34,821 --> 01:30:37,870
You wouldn't know fabulous
if it hit you across the face.

1914
01:30:38,158 --> 01:30:39,250
Maybe not.

1915
01:30:39,535 --> 01:30:41,913
But neither would you.

1916
01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:42,705
OK.

1917
01:30:42,996 --> 01:30:44,293
Let's do this.

1918
01:30:57,594 --> 01:31:00,438
Dearly beloved
friends and family,

1919
01:31:00,722 --> 01:31:04,397
we are gathered here
today to witness,

1920
01:31:04,685 --> 01:31:10,442
and celebrate, the commitment
of two very special people,

1921
01:31:10,732 --> 01:31:11,733
Forrest and Max.

1922
01:31:18,490 --> 01:31:24,372
Marriage is not to
be taken lightly,

1923
01:31:24,663 --> 01:31:31,137
it is a sacred bond, and a
spiritual bond between two

1924
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:34,469
people for all eternity.

1925
01:31:39,636 --> 01:31:43,982
Now, before we begin
if any among you

1926
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:47,770
believe that these two
should not be joined,

1927
01:31:48,061 --> 01:31:50,940
speak now, or forever
hold your peace.

1928
01:31:54,026 --> 01:31:54,906
I do.

1929
01:31:55,027 --> 01:31:56,307
You do?

1930
01:32:10,459 --> 01:32:13,258
I just love weddings.

1931
01:32:13,545 --> 01:32:14,262
I do.

1932
01:32:14,546 --> 01:32:17,390


1933
01:33:12,854 --> 01:33:14,231
Read that already.

1934
01:33:18,318 --> 01:33:20,787
No way.

1935
01:33:21,071 --> 01:33:22,072
Babe, come see.

1936
01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:34,005
Shit.

1937
01:33:34,292 --> 01:33:34,963
It's OK.

1938
01:33:35,252 --> 01:33:37,675
It's the same thing
as 

1939
01:33:37,963 --> 01:33:38,464
Really?

1940
01:33:38,755 --> 01:33:41,474
Love you.