1 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,766 It is most gratifying, I must say, 2 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,497 to see such an impressive turnout. 3 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,799 I'm sure most of you are here 4 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,830 to make sure I don't change my mind. 5 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:24,066 Almost rid of the old witch. 6 00:02:26,733 --> 00:02:29,203 Those of you that will be happy to see the back of me, 7 00:02:29,204 --> 00:02:33,200 it'll probably be because I was hard on you over the years. 8 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:38,066 I want you to know that I was hard on you 9 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,727 because you are arrogant little shits. 10 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:46,132 I see your type year after year. 11 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:50,066 You take this course because you think, "Oh, it's easy. 12 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:51,767 Only books." 13 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,273 To you... 14 00:02:56,333 --> 00:03:01,766 I say that you are a shameful waste of skin and air. 15 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:08,066 Had you paid attention these last three years, 16 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:10,197 you would know that the mathematicians 17 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,300 and scientists tell us how we are here. 18 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:19,297 Historians can tell us when, but only literature can tell us why. 19 00:03:24,633 --> 00:03:27,573 Those of you who did pay attention... 20 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:34,497 I just want to say thank you... 21 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,633 from the bottom of my heart. 22 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,403 You've made this all worthwhile. 23 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,070 And now I have a little surprise for all of you. 24 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,166 - Hip-hip... - Hooray! 25 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:06,427 Hip-hip-hip... 26 00:04:06,433 --> 00:04:07,566 Hooray! 27 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,227 Hip-hip-hip... 28 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:12,066 - Hooray! - Whoo-hoo! 29 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:15,727 Ah! 30 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,832 You're making a huge mistake. 31 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:21,473 Don't be ridiculous. I never make mistakes. 32 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:25,327 What are you gonna do with yourself in retirement? 33 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,599 I don't know. 34 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,066 All the things I never had time for. 35 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,227 Sort out the attic. 36 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,633 Do some gardening. 37 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:35,766 Write that great novel. 38 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:38,797 Oh! I may even spend some time with my granddaughter. 39 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,470 You don't like children. 40 00:04:40,471 --> 00:04:44,266 Well, she'll be interesting in a year or two, hopefully. 41 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:46,227 Unless she takes after her mother. 42 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:47,873 Did you invite Charlie tonight? 43 00:04:47,874 --> 00:04:49,427 God, no! 44 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:51,203 I'm planning on getting shit-faced 45 00:04:51,204 --> 00:04:54,370 and snogging the new archaeology professor. 46 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:01,599 Sorensen. History prof. 47 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,530 Made almost the same speech at his retirement. 48 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:07,432 That he wanted to snog the new archaeology professor? 49 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,066 No. 50 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:12,397 I think he wanted to spend more time caravanning 51 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,670 or something else similarly wretched. 52 00:05:14,671 --> 00:05:16,797 Yeah, I remember. So... 53 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,630 Six months later... dead. 54 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:23,873 And this, Graham, is why you're not invited to more parties. 55 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,366 To Harry. 56 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,227 To Harry! 57 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:34,732 Concerns are growing for Kayleigh Connor, 58 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:37,873 the wife and mother who vanished in the Crumlin area of Dublin... 59 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:39,666 Aliens, I bet. 60 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:40,667 Sorry? 61 00:05:40,668 --> 00:05:42,427 It's an abduction, isn't it? 62 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:43,633 Aliens. 63 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:47,073 It's just a theory. I could be wrong. 64 00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:50,166 I'm Glenn. You a friend of Harry's? 65 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:52,567 - From the college, yes. - Oh. 66 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:56,066 I always thought about going to college back in Wales, 67 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:59,197 but, uh, in the end, decided it wasn't for me. 68 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,600 It's not for everyone. 69 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:03,373 I've got one of the highest IQs 70 00:06:03,374 --> 00:06:06,067 if not the highest IQ in the world. 71 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,530 Never been tested or nothing, 72 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:12,073 but I can answer pretty much all the questions on "Pointless." 73 00:06:12,074 --> 00:06:13,866 Right. 74 00:06:13,867 --> 00:06:15,227 So, uh, what do you do? 75 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:17,103 Oh, bit of this, bit of that. 76 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:21,567 Work in a phone repair shop part time. 77 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:24,773 Carl. 78 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,073 I'm not much of a drinker, actually. 79 00:06:28,074 --> 00:06:29,527 One can't hurt. 80 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:31,066 Go on. 81 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,266 Is that the sound of our hearts beating? 82 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:46,597 It's better if you don't talk. 83 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,467 Sir. 84 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,070 What have we got, Vics? 85 00:07:25,733 --> 00:07:28,903 No ID. Been here a day. Two at the most. 86 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,397 Furniture's been moved. Marks on the floor. 87 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,203 Whoever did this wanted to direct our eye. 88 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:59,399 When Catherine returns from Thrushcross Grange, 89 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:04,199 she is a very different Catherine to the one who left. 90 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:08,866 Heathcliff, who has pined for his soul mate, 91 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:13,066 is unnerved by this new and... 92 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:14,227 Uh, Fergus... 93 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,070 what are you doing? 94 00:08:16,071 --> 00:08:18,627 Just cutting out the middle man, sir. 95 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:20,870 I was gonna take myself to Mr. Ellis' office, 96 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:22,827 'cause that's where you're gonna be sending me 97 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,732 in about 30 seconds. 98 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:25,832 Look, I'll be honest. 99 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,466 It's way too hot in here, 100 00:08:27,467 --> 00:08:29,066 and I haven't heard a word you've said 101 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:31,766 about Pride and thingy all lesson. 102 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:33,366 It's "Wuthering Heights." 103 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,597 That's exactly my point! Look. 104 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,270 You're gonna tell me to sit down. 105 00:08:38,271 --> 00:08:41,327 I'm going to politely decline, 106 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,673 and you're gonna tell me that I'm too cocksure. 107 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:47,227 So I'll say, "I am very sure of my cock, sir. 108 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:48,532 Thanks for noticing." 109 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:50,232 You'll tell me to stop being so filthy. 110 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,332 I'll say, "That's not what your wife said last night," 111 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,373 and that'll make the tick in your eye start up... like so. 112 00:08:55,374 --> 00:08:59,166 So I'll make a make a joke about you giving me the wink, eh, 113 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:01,266 say, "I'm not really into you like that, sir. 114 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:02,727 Can we just be friends?" 115 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:05,766 And you'll tell me to get out of your class, 116 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:07,627 so... I will. 117 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,403 I just thought I'd save us both some time 118 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:11,566 and unnecessary aggravation. 119 00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:12,866 All right? 120 00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:14,066 Okay, fella. 121 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,603 Oh! 122 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:31,832 Oh, God. 123 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,566 Vicky, I want to keep you on motive. 124 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,227 Just dig up financials, relationship... 125 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,603 Whatever we can get on the guy. 126 00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:44,330 So, I hear you have an ID on your victim. 127 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,327 Take it away, Jordan. 128 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,303 Sure. 129 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,797 Leonard Walsh, sir. 130 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,330 Did a stint in the Midlands for child sex abuse. 131 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:58,199 He came back here after he was released. 132 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,600 He was on the streets within a year. 133 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,466 Gonna be a long list of people 134 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,067 who wanted to harm a man like that. 135 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,473 Good work. Charlie, a word. 136 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,266 I'm sorry to do this, but I'm gonna have to move 137 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:13,366 a couple of your people over to the Kayleigh Connor case. 138 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,427 Of course. Uh, I understand. 139 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:16,833 Sir. 140 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:22,866 It's my mother. She's been assaulted. 141 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,827 Uh-huh. 142 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,503 Okay. 143 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,066 What's wrong? 144 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,367 That was your father. 145 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,797 Your granny's coming to stay. 146 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,732 Oh, Harry. Are you okay? 147 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:51,199 Look. Don't worry. I'm not gonna fuss. 148 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,130 I'm afraid you've missed Lola. She's staying at a friend's. 149 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,532 I'm quite tired. 150 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,803 I might just go to bed if that's all right. 151 00:12:57,804 --> 00:13:00,430 Yeah. Of course. Um... 152 00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:02,073 I'll bring your case in. 153 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:05,203 Shout if you need me. 154 00:13:05,204 --> 00:13:07,330 Is she okay? 155 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,633 She'll be fine. You know my mother. 156 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:26,497 Shit. 157 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,066 I couldn't hear her. 158 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,566 I've got a meeting first thing, but I can always... 159 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,066 That's not necessary. 160 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,597 Hi, Granny. 161 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,197 Are you okay? 162 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,430 Yes, dear. I'm fine. 163 00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:47,467 Look, I don't want you all rearranging your lives. 164 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:52,066 I-I'll be okay on my own. 165 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:39,067 You can piss right off, you little shit! 166 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,066 Oh, that was delicious. 167 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,266 I've eaten too much. 168 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:47,427 Well, I told you not to have thirds. 169 00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:56,627 Actually, uh, Harry, we don't allow smoking in the house. 170 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,273 Why do you have an ashtray, then? 171 00:14:58,274 --> 00:14:59,566 Uh, we don't. 172 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,197 Yeah, you do. Over there. 173 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,227 Lola made that in infants! 174 00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,867 So, feeling good, then? 175 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,370 It's "well," dear, not "good." 176 00:15:22,371 --> 00:15:24,766 Unless you're inquiring about the state of my morality 177 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:27,197 rather than my health. 178 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,799 If you're that keen to get rid of me... 179 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,270 Of course not. Just asking. 180 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,666 Well, I-I'm not gonna lie. 181 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,297 This whole thing's been very stressful. 182 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,166 Actually, Lola, you might be able to help. 183 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,766 Your school's a little rough, isn't it? 184 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,797 I'm sure you can get your hands on some decent weed. 185 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,066 - Mother. - Oh. 186 00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,427 Don't they call it weed anymore? 187 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,132 You can't ask your granddaughter to buy you drugs. 188 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,399 Oh, God. No. Of course. 189 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,066 You're a copper. 190 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:57,066 You must know much better dealers than a 12-year-old. 191 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,666 - I'm 14. - Are you sure? 192 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,066 Harry, you can't bring narcotics into my house. 193 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:04,667 But it relaxes me. 194 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,600 And I forgot my vibrator. 195 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:11,833 Shit. 196 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,727 I don't really want any weed. 197 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:19,532 I just wanted to see his face. 198 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,327 Very uptight, your parents. 199 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,732 Mm. Tell me about it. 200 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:13,197 How well do you remember your Elizabethan playwrights? 201 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,130 Oh, Jesus. Not now, Harry. I'm running really late. 202 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,532 Edmund Porter... Do you remember him? 203 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,532 Well, I'd be surprised if you did. 204 00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:21,603 He was a contemporary of Shakespeare and Marlowe, 205 00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:25,066 friend of the latter, um, always lived in their shadow. 206 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,266 Terrific. Love, have you seen my phone? 207 00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,397 Oh, yeah. It's by the toaster here. 208 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,399 This can't be a coincidence. 209 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,230 Brilliant. Thanks. What can't? 210 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:36,166 "Calabras," his best-known work... 211 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,197 Although that's not saying much. 212 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:43,166 In Act 2, Scene 3, the painter kills his father. 213 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:46,127 Now, I'm not saying that yours is the son or a painter... 214 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,066 Although it might be... But the way the body was lying, 215 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,727 with the head bashed in with the candles all around... 216 00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:55,432 Are you talking about... Did you read my casebook? 217 00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:57,232 Well, I couldn't sleep last night, so I... 218 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,532 Harry, you can't do that! 219 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,071 Don't you raise your voice at me. 220 00:18:00,072 --> 00:18:01,327 It's an official bloody document. 221 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,771 It's not for anyone to just flick through 222 00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:03,866 when the mood takes them. 223 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,466 I am just trying to help you. 224 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:07,466 - You are missing a crucial... - Do not touch my work 225 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,066 for any reason whatsoever. 226 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,267 Is that clear? 227 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,330 Well, sod you! 228 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,473 I'm just trying to help you. 229 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,666 Well, I'm not going to stay here and be spoken to like this. 230 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:23,066 I expect an apology next time I see you. 231 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,567 Don't hold your breath. 232 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,232 Oh, dear. 233 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,427 Oh, bugger. 234 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,570 Arse. 235 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:53,697 Glenn. It's Harry. 236 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,466 I, uh, need you to get me something a little... 237 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,166 a little unusual. 238 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,270 Kayleigh is a lovely mam, 239 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:09,897 a terrific wife, and a great actress. 240 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:17,766 Our little girl, Kylie-Marie... really wants her mam home. 241 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,566 If anyone has any information... 242 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,866 That was Kevin Connor. 243 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,166 You're sure about this, Harry? 244 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,727 It's an automatic five-year sentence 245 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,273 if you get caught with one of these. 246 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,132 I was crapping myself coming over here. 247 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,173 Give it over, then. 248 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:33,797 What's your Charlie gonna say, eh? 249 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,599 Glenn. 250 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,399 All right. All right. 251 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,330 I've said my piece. 252 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,530 It's fully charged, so be careful, okay? 253 00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,432 Wrist strap's a safety feature. 254 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,370 It's got to be on your wrist for it to work. 255 00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:50,227 Someone tries to grab it off you, 256 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:52,733 this pin will pop out, and it'll be useless. 257 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,030 Just means someone can't turn around and zap you. 258 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,399 You press this and this and... 259 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,066 This type, you've got to touch it 260 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:05,527 to the person who's attacking you. 261 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:06,870 You push it up against 'em 262 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:09,166 and press the buttons like I showed you. 263 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,297 It won't... kill them, though, will it? 264 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,227 I don't know. It's not my field. 265 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,073 I just know a bloke who knows a bloke. 266 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,366 It's got different settings, though... low, medium... 267 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,066 Hi! 268 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,797 What's that you've got, Harry? A book, is it? 269 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,470 No, Glenn. It's a flamingo. 270 00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:26,527 Flamingo. 271 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:29,266 Yeah. I can see it's a book. 272 00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:31,066 Looks old. What's it about? 273 00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:33,127 It's about a painter 274 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:36,073 who kills an actor, his own wife, and his father. 275 00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:39,066 Huh. Sounds like my place at Christmas. 276 00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:41,397 What's he do that for, then, murder all those people? 277 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,169 Not right in the head, I'd say. 278 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:46,066 His wife was having an affair with the actor and the father. 279 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:48,766 His own father? Dirty old bastard. 280 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:52,597 First he hangs the actor, makes it look like suicide. 281 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,066 Then he drowns the wife in the bathtub, 282 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:59,266 chops her up, and bakes her into a pie... 283 00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:01,527 Straight out of "Titus Andronicus." 284 00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:03,903 And then he bashes his father's brains in. 285 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,399 If I wanted to kill someone, you know what I'd do? 286 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,069 I'd strangle 'em with a belt 287 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,397 and put bondage porn on their computer, 288 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,870 make it look like that auto-exotic fixation. 289 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,773 What happens in the end, then? 290 00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:19,766 Pigs get him, do they? FBI swoop in? 291 00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:22,197 This was written 430 years ago, Glenn. 292 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,300 No FBI. 293 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:28,232 Actually, he does get away with it. 294 00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:31,132 The father is due to be remarried. 295 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:34,799 The painter steals away the father's bride, 296 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,300 boards a boat to Bohemia, never to be seen again. 297 00:22:39,433 --> 00:22:41,432 They were stealing women away back then. 298 00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:43,366 They're still doing it today. 299 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:45,066 Should be a law against it, I say. 300 00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:47,366 Well, there is a law against it. It... 301 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,267 Are you talking about the woman on the news? 302 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:54,066 Kayleigh Connor. Yeah. 303 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:56,067 Maybe she's on a slow boat to Bohemia. 304 00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,399 Why didn't I see this? 305 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,430 Oh, my God. 306 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:08,066 You bloody beauty, Glenn. 307 00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:09,497 Mm. Mm! 308 00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:14,403 I'll get it. 309 00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,627 Someone else joining us, Charlie? 310 00:23:16,633 --> 00:23:18,132 Didn't invite anyone else. 311 00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:20,466 Ah. Mother. 312 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,127 We have to talk. It's urgent. 313 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,473 - Charlie. - This is your mother? 314 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:28,066 Ray Tiernan. Heard a lot about you. 315 00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:30,327 Oh. Well, I've heard absolutely nothing about you. 316 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,070 Don't even know who you are. Sorry. 317 00:23:32,071 --> 00:23:34,566 - Charlie, we've got to talk now. - Charlie. 318 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:36,727 Why does she keep saying your name? 319 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,073 Is she having a stroke or something? 320 00:23:38,074 --> 00:23:39,827 Now is not a good time. We have guests. 321 00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:42,573 Oh. Really? So you've solved all the crime, then. 322 00:23:42,574 --> 00:23:45,127 Oh. Well, that's a relief. 323 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,770 Vivian Mitchell-Tiernan. 324 00:23:46,771 --> 00:23:48,827 Uh, no idea what you just said. 325 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,832 My name. I'm assistant commissioner. 326 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:53,066 Please hold that thought. Um... 327 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,827 Sorry. 328 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:58,232 You can't continue to do this. Can you not just be normal? 329 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,073 Would you just shut up? 330 00:24:00,533 --> 00:24:02,073 The play that I'm telling you about... 331 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,130 the killer doesn't get punished. 332 00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:06,866 He gets rewarded. 333 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,327 The father was due to be married, 334 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,366 and he gets the father's bride, Delilah. 335 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,327 She was an actress, star of the show. 336 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:17,173 Look, whoever bashed in Leonard Walsh's head 337 00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:19,066 kidnapped Kayleigh Connor. 338 00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:21,566 - She's his Delilah. - This has to stop! 339 00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:24,127 Kayleigh Connor's not a star. She works in the bloody chipper. 340 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:27,070 But on the news, her husband said she was an actress. 341 00:24:27,071 --> 00:24:28,327 Well, she's not. 342 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,732 She's part of some crappy little am-dram group 343 00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:31,073 who've never even put on a performance. 344 00:24:31,074 --> 00:24:32,327 There's no connection! 345 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:33,853 I am trying to tell you the connection. 346 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:37,203 The... The killer has been twisting the play 347 00:24:37,204 --> 00:24:40,066 to suit his own sick desires. 348 00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:41,466 He knew her. 349 00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:43,727 He coveted her. 350 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,866 And how do we covet? 351 00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:48,227 Do we seek things out to covet? 352 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:51,070 That's a-a quote, right? From, uh, Cicero or someone. 353 00:24:51,071 --> 00:24:53,166 Hannibal Lecter, "Silence of the Lambs." 354 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:55,197 - But don't you see? - No, I don't! 355 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,330 You have no experience investigating a crime. 356 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,633 You're just seeing what you want to see. 357 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,830 No. But... the candles. 358 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:05,332 There was no electricity in the house... simple as that. 359 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,332 You can't be that obtuse. I gave birth to you. 360 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:08,802 Oh. 361 00:25:08,803 --> 00:25:11,066 The first murder in the play was a hanged man 362 00:25:11,067 --> 00:25:12,397 made to look like a suicide. 363 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,366 And beside his body... A peacock feather. 364 00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:17,266 Surely you can look into those things. 365 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,197 Yeah. I can check the feather log. 366 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:21,397 It's just like talking to your father. 367 00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:24,527 - Don't say that. - I just want to help you. 368 00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,073 - Goodbye, Harry. - No. 369 00:25:26,074 --> 00:25:28,066 - You... - Goodbye, Harry. 370 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:29,827 I just... 371 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,199 Glenn, it's Harry. 372 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,830 I need you to get an address for Kayleigh Connor's house. 373 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,573 Glenn, I've got to call you back. 374 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,597 Fergus! Fergus, look at me! 375 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa, little stinker. 376 00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:51,797 What you doing up there? Geez! 377 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,730 What you trying to do? Give me a heart attack? 378 00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:54,832 Down you get. 379 00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:56,566 Wah! 380 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:59,066 You know not to get so high up without your big brother around, 381 00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:00,266 hey, smelly belly? 382 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,666 Come on. Let's go. 383 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:06,066 Only after bath time, though. 384 00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:08,597 - Aww! - See? Oh, little stinker. 385 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,599 You know it's always bath time first. 386 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,799 Bath time, then TV, then some snacks if we're lucky, eh? 387 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,066 Yeah. 388 00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,266 Do we have any popcorn? 389 00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:18,197 Hmm. Do we have any popcorn? 390 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,199 You know, I think your older brother 391 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,069 might find some popcorn for you in the cupboard there. 392 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:25,066 What's your favorite kind? Sweet and salty, eh? 393 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:26,266 Yeah. Mm-mmm. 394 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:40,266 Boss, we've got something. 395 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:43,066 Damian Murphy is one of the kids Leonard Walsh abused 396 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,666 12 years ago. 397 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,866 He works at a homeless shelter on Pearse Street now. 398 00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:50,697 He's got a record... Assault, always older men. 399 00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,232 Bloody brilliant, Jord. 400 00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:55,666 - Take Vicky. Go pick him up. - Boss. 401 00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:02,897 Mr. Connor. 402 00:27:03,767 --> 00:27:06,266 Vivian Mitchell-Tiernan, assistant commissioner. 403 00:27:06,267 --> 00:27:08,127 Oh. Right. 404 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:10,573 Just a courtesy call, see how you're holding up. 405 00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:13,067 Yeah. 406 00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:18,332 Family liaison officer was just here. 407 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,773 - She didn't say you were coming. - Oh, came on a whim. 408 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,266 Heard you on the news. It moved me. 409 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,297 I wanted to reassure you... We will find Kayleigh. 410 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,770 Thank you. 411 00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,697 You don't know how good that is to hear. 412 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,566 Leslie, the liaison officer, 413 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:39,597 said you lot don't like making promises you can't keep. 414 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,200 Oh, this is one we will keep. Trust me. 415 00:27:43,267 --> 00:27:46,127 Tell me about Kayleigh. She was an actress? 416 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:47,566 Yeah. 417 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:49,766 It's a bit of an exaggeration. 418 00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:52,467 It's her dream. Always has been. 419 00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:57,627 She joined an am-dram group, but it folded before it started. 420 00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,832 The theater they hired was shut down by the bank, 421 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:03,132 and only four of them turned up... Kayleigh, 422 00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:06,666 Gwen... she's 80-odd and deaf as a tree... 423 00:28:06,667 --> 00:28:10,227 And Maurice and Bernie, a gay couple who started it. 424 00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:11,803 I heard they immigrated to Canada. 425 00:28:11,804 --> 00:28:12,830 Emigrated. 426 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:16,067 "Emigrated" when they go, "immigrated" when they come. 427 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:20,767 It's... It's not important. 428 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,566 What was the name of that theater? 429 00:28:24,567 --> 00:28:26,597 Uh, just out of interest. 430 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,866 Oh, that must be Leslie. 431 00:28:27,867 --> 00:28:29,127 She just nipped out for some bread. 432 00:28:29,133 --> 00:28:30,366 Leslie? 433 00:28:30,367 --> 00:28:32,467 Yeah. The family liaison officer? 434 00:28:33,733 --> 00:28:35,832 Probably not a good idea if she sees me here. 435 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:39,332 It's a little bit against protocol, me coming like this. 436 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,073 You... Do you have a back door? 437 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:44,073 - Yeah. - Oh. Thank you. 438 00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:52,399 Where did you say that am-dram group used to meet? 439 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,770 Might be important. You never know. 440 00:28:53,771 --> 00:28:56,127 Oh. The Gantry in Dún Laoghaire. 441 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:57,432 Righto. 442 00:28:57,433 --> 00:28:59,166 Chin up, Mr. Connor. 443 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:01,466 We'll get her back lickety-split. 444 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,900 Is someone here? 445 00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:50,371 Who are you?! 446 00:30:50,372 --> 00:30:51,727 Aah! 447 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,797 What the bloody hell was that?! 448 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,330 Is this your theater? 449 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:05,070 Feck off out of it, you mad bitch. 450 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:07,527 Hey. Okay. Okay. 451 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,732 Yes, this is my theater. 452 00:31:09,733 --> 00:31:14,266 Or was until the bank foreclosed. 453 00:31:14,267 --> 00:31:16,597 Do you know who Kayleigh Connor is? 454 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,066 No. Should I? 455 00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:20,066 She was part of an am-dram group. 456 00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:21,666 - They used to rehearse here. - Oh. 457 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:24,066 I remember them. They only came here a few times. 458 00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:25,397 I never even met them. 459 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,130 Lloyd, the stage manager, used to let them in. 460 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:30,366 - Lloyd? Can I talk to him? - No. 461 00:31:30,367 --> 00:31:33,597 Took the closure far worse than the rest of us. 462 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:35,766 Hung himself. 463 00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:38,066 - Hanged. - Huh? 464 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:40,066 Pictures are hung, people hanged. 465 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,766 Anyway, he was the stage manager? 466 00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:44,066 Not an actor? 467 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,466 Primarily, he was an actor 468 00:31:45,467 --> 00:31:48,797 but he was just a better stage manager. 469 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,066 Would anyone else have met them? 470 00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:55,427 Not really. I mean, Colin would've been here. 471 00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:56,870 He's my, uh, set designer 472 00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,327 who was working on, uh, our next production. 473 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:00,373 Colin who? 474 00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:03,597 Fountain. Colin Fountain. 475 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,766 Oh! 476 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,197 Lovely bloke. 477 00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,627 Loved baking. 478 00:32:08,633 --> 00:32:11,866 Always bringing in little pies and samosas. 479 00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:16,866 All we needed was a few more weeks. 480 00:32:16,867 --> 00:32:19,166 The next production would've been a game changer. 481 00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:20,827 What was it called? 482 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:24,766 "Calabras" by Edmund Porter. 483 00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:27,367 You've probably never heard of it. 484 00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:30,597 Where does Colin live? 485 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,066 Ugh. 486 00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,527 Now is not a good time. 487 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:39,332 I know who killed Leonard Walsh and has Kayleigh Connor. 488 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,532 - Get a pen. It's someone who... - Harry, it's over. 489 00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:43,073 We've got the person who killed Leonard Walsh. 490 00:32:43,074 --> 00:32:46,066 It was nothing to do with the play or Kayleigh. 491 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:47,427 It was something from his past. 492 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,832 No! No. That's not right. 493 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,170 Well, it is, so now you can drop it, yeah? 494 00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:53,066 Go and get on with your retirement. 495 00:32:53,067 --> 00:32:56,227 Take up knitting, maybe think about a cruise or buy a cat. 496 00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:59,066 Find old-lady stuff to do. 497 00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:01,367 Cat. 498 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,067 Libby's swimming's coming along. 499 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:32,473 She can almost put her face under. 500 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:38,067 Yeah. Dad said he might come up and see you soon. 501 00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:41,232 I wouldn't get your hopes up, though. 502 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,866 You know what he's like. 503 00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:46,466 I'll let you know if he is coming, though, 504 00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:49,097 give you time to do your hair and stuff. 505 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:52,297 Your grandmother? 506 00:34:53,433 --> 00:34:54,503 Yeah. 507 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,470 Nice of you to bring her flowers. 508 00:34:58,467 --> 00:35:00,666 Carnations. They were her favorite. 509 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:01,767 No, they weren't. 510 00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:05,070 Carnations aren't anyone's favorites. 511 00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:07,497 Grandmothers just say that because they don't cost so much. 512 00:35:08,267 --> 00:35:11,897 She also told me not to talk to strange women, so... 513 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,070 Unusual for a boy to visit his dead granny. 514 00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,766 Close, were you? 515 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:23,066 Yeah. Yeah, we were. 516 00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:26,597 I wonder what she'd think about you mugging old ladies, then. 517 00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:29,532 What are you on about? 518 00:35:29,533 --> 00:35:32,203 - Haven't gone anywhere near you. - Oh, not today. 519 00:35:32,204 --> 00:35:36,066 But last week in Dún Laoghaire, you shoved me. 520 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,197 You stole my wallet. 521 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,330 I wonder what little old dead Granny would say about that. 522 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:45,073 Nah. You must have me mixed up with someone else. 523 00:35:45,074 --> 00:35:47,627 Oh. Well, we both know I don't. 524 00:35:48,633 --> 00:35:51,066 Well, if I did... 525 00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:53,467 it'd be pretty stupid, you coming here. 526 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,870 I mean, look around. 527 00:35:56,867 --> 00:36:00,597 We're all alone, hey? 528 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,269 So why don't you piss off, yeah? 529 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,066 - Aah! - That's just the low level. 530 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:09,166 I could turn it up if you like. 531 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,566 Yeah. Yeah... I mean no. Don't. 532 00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:13,327 Please. 533 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:16,399 I remember, all right? 534 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,130 What the hell was that?! That really hurt. 535 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,466 - Good. - What do you want from me? 536 00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:23,466 I want to figure you out. 537 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:25,227 You're a little shithead, 538 00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:27,333 but I've seen how you look after your sister. 539 00:36:28,233 --> 00:36:31,799 And you tend your grandmother's grave. 540 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,066 These two sides of you don't go together. 541 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,466 Maybe I don't want to be figured out. 542 00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:37,297 What did you do with my money? 543 00:36:37,867 --> 00:36:39,067 Hookers and coke. 544 00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:42,066 There... There was only 30 euros. 545 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,167 They weren't very good hookers and coke. 546 00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:48,166 That wallet has sentimental value, you shithead. 547 00:36:48,167 --> 00:36:50,297 My son's a guard. 548 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:54,427 I am going to keep an eye on you, Mr. Reid. 549 00:36:54,433 --> 00:36:59,532 You mug anyone else, and I am going to give him all your info. 550 00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:00,673 Got it? 551 00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:06,827 Bollocks. 552 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:16,066 His alibi checked out. Ran 'cause he was dealing pills. 553 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,166 Gave him a caution. Sent him on his way. 554 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:21,266 Never mind. Tomorrow's another day. 555 00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:23,566 Ray, where are we with Kayleigh? 556 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:24,867 Nowhere. 557 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:27,232 It's like she vanished off the face of the earth. 558 00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:29,732 No chance her abduction could be connected 559 00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:31,473 to Leonard Walsh's murder, is there? 560 00:37:31,474 --> 00:37:33,597 Uh, never mind. 561 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,630 Just something my mam... Someone said. 562 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,232 Forget it. 563 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,630 I was so sure we had him. 564 00:37:46,867 --> 00:37:47,897 Come here. 565 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,130 Look. You've been here before. 566 00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:53,866 You'll find who it is. You know that. 567 00:37:53,867 --> 00:37:56,397 Just as long as Harry doesn't find out we had the wrong man. 568 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,130 I'll never hear the bloody end of it. 569 00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:04,797 I can feel those knots. 570 00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,073 What the bloody hell are you doing here? 571 00:38:27,074 --> 00:38:28,227 Sod off! Go! 572 00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:30,073 You said it had sentimental value, okay? 573 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:32,227 I just... 574 00:38:33,067 --> 00:38:35,066 Most of the money's there. 575 00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:37,866 Half. Okay. Almost half. 576 00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:39,766 I'll never come here again. 577 00:38:39,767 --> 00:38:41,827 How do you know where I live? 578 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:43,199 Driving license. 579 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,570 Ah. Smart, huh? 580 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,100 How would you like to earn some of that money back? 581 00:38:52,367 --> 00:38:54,227 Okay. 582 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,627 Whose house is that? 583 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,069 My son the guard is looking for a killer and a kidnapper... 584 00:39:07,070 --> 00:39:09,166 The same person who's done both. 585 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:11,097 Okay. And? 586 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:14,066 Wait. 587 00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:15,766 Are you saying the killer's over there? 588 00:39:15,767 --> 00:39:17,166 Well, I'm 90% sure. 589 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,597 So call your son! 590 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,199 Okay, 75%. But I have to be certain. 591 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,566 Look. Here's Charlie's number. 592 00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:28,266 If I'm not out in 15 minutes, 593 00:39:28,267 --> 00:39:30,827 I want you to call him, tell him what I've done, 594 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,532 and tell him the killer's name is Colin Fountain. 595 00:39:33,533 --> 00:39:35,073 He worked at the theater 596 00:39:35,074 --> 00:39:38,327 where Kayleigh Connor's am-dram group rehearsed. 597 00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:41,070 The woman on the news, the one who's missing? 598 00:39:41,071 --> 00:39:42,397 That's who he's kidnapped? 599 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,070 Well, if I'm right, she's in there now. 600 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,730 You will call him, won't you? 601 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,070 I ain't calling him. 602 00:39:49,071 --> 00:39:50,666 "I'm not calling him." 603 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:52,197 Yeah. Me neither. 604 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,066 "Hello, Mr. Guard, sir. 605 00:39:54,067 --> 00:39:56,397 You don't know me, but last week I mugged your ma, 606 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,469 and now she's gone into a murderer's house, 607 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:00,066 and she's not come out." 608 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:02,627 Yeah, that doesn't end well for anyone. 609 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:04,999 How do you know he's not in there? 610 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,269 I'm just gonna knock on the door, and... 611 00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:10,197 And if he answers, I'll just say I've got the wrong address. 612 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,630 I'm just a harmless old woman. 613 00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:13,466 You bleedin' well aren't. 614 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:17,366 Oh. 615 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,670 Well, now we know he's not there. 616 00:40:25,267 --> 00:40:26,297 W-Wait. 617 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,427 What am I doing? 618 00:42:18,067 --> 00:42:20,066 Nope. Nope. 619 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:21,367 Nope. 620 00:42:57,233 --> 00:42:59,432 Don't tell me. 621 00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:02,173 - Lasagna again. - Kayleigh. 622 00:43:03,067 --> 00:43:05,066 Oh, my God. 623 00:43:05,067 --> 00:43:06,397 Who are you? 624 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,070 It's all right. I'm here to help you. 625 00:43:08,071 --> 00:43:10,327 Oh, God. You've got to get me out of here. 626 00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,066 Please. He's bloody nuts! 627 00:43:13,067 --> 00:43:14,266 I'm going to. 628 00:43:14,267 --> 00:43:15,527 Are you hurt? 629 00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:18,066 No. He... He hasn't hurt me. 630 00:43:18,067 --> 00:43:19,727 Right. Good. Well, come on. 631 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,203 We've got to leave before he gets back. 632 00:43:21,204 --> 00:43:24,266 Oh, yeah. Like it didn't occur to me to leave. 633 00:43:24,267 --> 00:43:26,466 The key's on a chain around his neck. 634 00:43:26,467 --> 00:43:28,066 Oh, shit! 635 00:43:28,067 --> 00:43:29,827 I'm gonna have to find tools or something. 636 00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:32,199 But... Is anyone else coming? 637 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,669 Have you called the guards? 638 00:43:33,670 --> 00:43:35,197 Don't worry. I'll be right back. 639 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,599 Look out! 640 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:52,332 How long have I been here? 641 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:53,832 Not long. 642 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:56,833 About 10 minutes. 643 00:43:58,533 --> 00:43:59,599 Where is he? 644 00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:04,067 Oh, good. You're awake. 645 00:44:09,067 --> 00:44:11,066 Don't worry, my darling. 646 00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:13,467 This is for her, not you. 647 00:44:14,367 --> 00:44:15,627 I've got questions. 648 00:44:15,633 --> 00:44:17,073 You can ask all the questions you like. 649 00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:19,127 It's over for you, Colin. 650 00:44:19,133 --> 00:44:20,133 Who are you? 651 00:44:20,134 --> 00:44:21,766 Inspector Wild. 652 00:44:21,767 --> 00:44:25,066 Bit long in the tooth to be a guard, now, aren't you? 653 00:44:25,067 --> 00:44:26,597 And you sound English. 654 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,470 College employee. 655 00:44:33,133 --> 00:44:35,073 I'm working for the guards. 656 00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,497 Nah. 657 00:44:41,067 --> 00:44:43,066 How did you find us? 658 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:45,867 My son's Inspector Wild. 659 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,400 He's the one in charge of the Leonard Walsh murder. 660 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,073 I saw his case notes. I... 661 00:44:53,067 --> 00:44:56,267 I spotted the similarities to "Calabras." 662 00:44:57,133 --> 00:44:58,773 He asked me to advise. 663 00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:03,597 Some of what you said is true... I think... 664 00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:06,327 but you're still lying. 665 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:08,373 No. W-We've... We've entered the theater. 666 00:45:08,374 --> 00:45:11,427 We've already talked to your old boss. 667 00:45:12,733 --> 00:45:15,303 We know you killed Lloyd, the stage manager. 668 00:45:15,867 --> 00:45:18,427 Made it look like suicide. 669 00:45:18,433 --> 00:45:20,203 And we know what you did to your wife. 670 00:45:20,767 --> 00:45:23,767 Did you feed her to the theater people? 671 00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:27,667 They couldn't get enough of those samosas. 672 00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:30,566 I actually planned to do some pasties, too, 673 00:45:30,567 --> 00:45:34,527 but, um... she wasn't a big woman. 674 00:45:34,533 --> 00:45:35,833 Wait. 675 00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:39,399 What was in those lasagnas? 676 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,066 No. 677 00:45:41,067 --> 00:45:43,266 I ran out of her long before you came. 678 00:45:43,267 --> 00:45:46,127 They're just Lidl. 679 00:45:46,133 --> 00:45:48,203 We know it all, Colin. 680 00:45:54,567 --> 00:45:56,697 Look away, Delilah. 681 00:45:58,067 --> 00:46:00,066 I don't want you to see this. 682 00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:04,232 Wait! Wait. 683 00:46:04,233 --> 00:46:06,866 There's one thing you've forgotten. 684 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:08,167 What about the rascal? 685 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,066 The... The who? 686 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:11,127 The rascal. 687 00:46:11,133 --> 00:46:13,832 He foils the painter. 688 00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:15,402 There's no rascal in "Calabras." 689 00:46:15,403 --> 00:46:17,570 Y-You must have read the abridged version. 690 00:46:17,571 --> 00:46:19,597 In Porter's preferred text, 691 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,066 the old crone keeps the painter talking 692 00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:25,897 so that the rascal could come up behind him and... 693 00:46:26,467 --> 00:46:27,827 And what? 694 00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,166 And do this. 695 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,069 Aah! 696 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:35,367 The band! The band! It has to be around your wrist! 697 00:46:48,367 --> 00:46:50,266 - Kayleigh! - Oh! 698 00:46:50,267 --> 00:46:52,066 Oh! Kevin. 699 00:46:52,067 --> 00:46:53,667 Oh! 700 00:46:57,067 --> 00:46:58,527 Ma. 701 00:46:58,533 --> 00:47:00,632 - Are you okay, Ma? - I'm fine. 702 00:47:00,633 --> 00:47:02,832 Well, in that case, that was a mad stupid thing to do. 703 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:06,073 Well, I wouldn't have had to do it if you'd listened to me. 704 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,599 You're the one who called? 705 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,066 - Who are you exactly? - My student. 706 00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:12,527 - Your what? - What? 707 00:47:12,533 --> 00:47:15,070 You told me to find something to occupy my time. 708 00:47:15,071 --> 00:47:17,827 I'm a teacher. Fergus needed extra tuition. 709 00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:22,373 You should thank him for saving your mother's life. 710 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:25,766 Thanks. 711 00:47:25,767 --> 00:47:27,867 Aw, you're all right, fella. 712 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:36,599 Extra tuition? 713 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,270 - What are you on about? - You're a good kid. 714 00:47:38,271 --> 00:47:40,266 You're intelligent but stupid with it. 715 00:47:40,267 --> 00:47:42,066 To be honest, I didn't think you'd stick around. 716 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,397 Well, to be honest, I almost didn't. 717 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,530 Well, you did, and that's what matters. 718 00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:47,773 So in return, I'm going to make a man of you. 719 00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:49,366 I already am a man. 720 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,766 No, you're not. 721 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,867 But you will be when I'm finished. 722 00:47:53,367 --> 00:47:55,627 I've taught for 24 years. 723 00:47:55,633 --> 00:47:57,071 I'm never wrong about these things. 724 00:47:57,072 --> 00:47:58,566 Must be tough to never be wrong. 725 00:47:58,567 --> 00:48:01,597 Oh, I'm telling you, Fergus. It's a pissing burden.