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It's spring break. We got some serious positive to do.

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 [audience cheers]

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 Of the pent-edium-less spring break Olympics.

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 Pretty good.

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 Don't believe everything you hear. Who the worst is.

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 You're mine.

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 Wow. The female bites his head off.

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 That is kind of romantic.

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 You keep score as you score.

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 It's can't keep. I like it.

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 You're the only one for me.

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 What can I say? It's my sentimental streak.

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 I can't explain.

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 [audience cheers]

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 What's a sore-back and pogo broken heart?

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 Very poetic.

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 There's no way James come and let him play like this.

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 You get me. This is exactly the type of place James will work in.

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 Poor DeFilia. Omega House.

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 But that was the odd James.

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 The drinking, womenizing, partying to lead Rob's James.

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 The new James will never...

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 It's no way.

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What the hell is going on here, James?

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 You said you were serving or jerps.

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 More like horse curves.

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 [audience laughs]

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 Oh, get back here.

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 This is what it looks like.

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 Kind of. Sort of.

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 This is great.

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 I come all this way. I get dawned.

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 And now where am I supposed to stay?

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 There's a beach house down the street.

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 You guys could hang there.

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 Right there.

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 Good to meet you man.

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 You're quite a legend back on campus.

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 But I'd like to see you're so many quite a reputation here as well.

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Don't believe everything you hear.

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 Worse thing.

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 Nice.

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 I feel you wait.

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 Wait.

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 Come on. Let me try to explain this at least.

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 Go ahead.

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 Let's hear it.

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 All right. There's no explaining this.

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 But what the hell are you doing down here anyway, huh?

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 What are you checking up on me?

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 You don't trust me or something?

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 All right. You've got every reason in the universe not to trust me.

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 But I didn't lie to you.

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 You told me you were working at D.D.

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 D.D.

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 A couple D's.

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It's kind of the same thing.

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 They're the same sort of?

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 You told me you were gaining valuable work experience.

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 I am.

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 Life lessons.

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 Money can't buy.

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 You told me you loved me.

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 You'd never lie to me.

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 Cheat on me.

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 Break my heart.

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 I do love you.

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 I haven't done those things.

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 All right.

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 Now I've had it all.

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 God.

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 I feel you.

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 Wow.

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 This is just like a house I grew up in.

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 But way smaller.

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 This is great.

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 We're staying here.

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 Oh yes we are.

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 Lost.

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 Block the bar.

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And now we can get down to the most important things in life.

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 Drinking?

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 And.

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 How did I know that this is the second most important thing in life to you?

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 It's actually the first most important. I was just thirsty.

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 Well, Zag and you can walk in.

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 Exactly.

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 Well, what about Larry and Ophelia?

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 It's a canke. I like it.

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 That would splice things up.

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, oh, oh, oh.

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 Oh, God.

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 (gasps)

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 (laughs)

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 (laughs)

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 "Oh"

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 "Oh"

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 "Oh"

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 "Oh"

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 "Oh"

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 "Oh"

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 "Oh, it's a bro"

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 "What kind of getcha?"

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 "Something else"

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 "Something else"

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 "Something very alcohol"

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 "It's nice"

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"Stolen shorts coming up"

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 "Oh"

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 "Greek hints of faggotta"

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 "I never want to be sober again"

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 "Fad breakup"

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 "Are there any good ones?"

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 "Yeah, it's not wrong"

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 "Oh, she"

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 "She"

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 "Is not your rebound girl"

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 "James would not be happy"

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 "Heather what is white"

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 "Did you forget we're married now?"

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 "How many more chances are most opposed to give you?"

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 "You're lied to me"

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 "Okay"

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 " Technically I didn't lie to you"

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 "Okay"

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 "I just didn't tell you the truth"

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"Okay, so here's your chance, go ahead"

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 "Well, I hope you two will be very happy together"

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 "Whoever she is"

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 "Oh my god"

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 "It's complicated, or failure"

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 "You know I'm not good and complicated"

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 "No, it James, it's simple really"

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 "I didn't lie to you"

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 "But you didn't tell the truth"

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 "You were so good"

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 "Hop, you are so good"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "If you want me to be part of you"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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"Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "Oh, it's fine"

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 "What's the hell?"

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 "You're doing here"

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 "Oh, James, have we could crash here"

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 "I'm guessing he didn't mention not "shagging like rabbits"

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 "And my living room"

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 "This is your place"

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 "Well, there's plenty of space for all of us"

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 "Ah, ignore him, I'm carried by the way"

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 "The name's Jenny"

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 "James the sister"

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 "No kidding"

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 "It's not enough"

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 "Even after everything"

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 "It is still not enough to make the loan payment"

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"She's called"

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 "We are going to lose double-dees"

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 "And Dick Johnson will have won"

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 "And his bar will be the only bar down on the beach"

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 "She says she wants to meet with me"

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 "She says we need to talk"

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 "Dude"

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 "What is going on, bro"

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 "You come down here to help me save the bar"

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 "And then some chick walks in"

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 "And suddenly you're a drooling rat"

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 "She's not just some chick"

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 "Gen"

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 "Oh"

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 "She's my wife"

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 "James"

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 "Her name is Ophelia"

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 "She's the love of my life"

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 "I've lost her"

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"Okay, wait"

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 "This is a lot to take in her"

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 "Okay, first of all"

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 "You can't get married and not tell your little sister"

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 "And second, you can't get married James"

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 "Pirriot"

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 "I know"

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 "And I know"

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 "So I'm guessing that she doesn't know about me"

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 "And she doesn't know about your life"

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 "Before college"

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 "And she doesn't know about Lila"

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 "Lila"

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 "Oh yeah"

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 "Oh yeah, that's hot"

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 "Oh yeah, work it"

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 "Okay"

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 "Yeah"

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 "Gamier ass"

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 "Oh yeah"

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 "Oh that's good"

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 "Yeah, yeah"

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"Oh yeah, little water down your back"

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 "Oh that's hot"

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 "Yeah"

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 "Oh yeah, little water"

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 "Oh baby"

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 "Work it"

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 "These are gonna be good"

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 "Oh beautiful baby"

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 "Let's work it"

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 "Oh yeah"

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 "Oh these are gonna be good"

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 "Okay, now I'll read exactly"

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 "What?

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 "Can a guy be proud of how sexy his new girl lives"

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 "Send out a messy email with sexy pictures"

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 "and attached to forgetting hot and heavy"

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 "And about"

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 "Is that"

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 "Kidding"

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 "I'm kidding"

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 "These are strictly for my Facebook page"

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"Look"

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 "There's something we need to talk about"

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 "Look, if this involves chips, dip and whips"

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 "then I'm in"

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 "I'm being serious"

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 "I think we need a break"

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 "We're on a break"

289
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
 "Spring break"

290
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
 "That's not what I mean"

291
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
 "I mean, I think we need some space"

292
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
 "Come again"

293
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000
 "Look, we've been inseparable these last couple weeks"

294
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
 "And I think that if we're really meant to be together"

295
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
 "then this time apart just bring us closer"

296
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
 "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

297
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000
"Look, this is about the sexy pictures that I'm sorry"

298
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000
 "I didn't mean"

299
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
 "I'm not about the sexy pictures"

300
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000
 "Okay"

301
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
 "Fine"

302
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
 "Spring break up it is"

303
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
 "Zag"

304
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:15,000
 "You know what you need?"

305
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
 "A drinky drink?"

306
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
 "No"

307
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000
 "You need to screw those blues away"

308
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
 "It's the only way to get over a break up"

309
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
 "Trust me"

310
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
 "I shouldn't know"

311
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
 "Dolls second that"

312
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
 "Yeah right"

313
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
 "You do it practically"

314
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
 "Merry"

315
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
 "Caring an eye on spring break up"

316
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
 "Chains rough"

317
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
 "Nom all by getting laid as fast"

318
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
"and as often as possible"

319
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
 "I doubt it'll be often"

320
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
 "But it will definitely be fast"

321
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
 "In fact I'm sure of that"

322
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
 "Time out kids"

323
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000
 "I'll tell you a fair fight"

324
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:53,000
 "Spring break score board"

325
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
 "The what?"

326
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
 "Trutation"

327
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000
 "You keep score as you score"

328
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
 "The winner is crowned King of spring break"

329
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
 "Or clean"

330
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
 "So?"

331
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000
 "It's game on then"

332
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
 "Sure"

333
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
 "Why not?"

334
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000
 "Who's that?"

335
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

336
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000
 "He's the guy to beat around these parts"

337
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
 "He gets more pussy than an animal shelter"

338
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
"Now it's 10 points for first base"

339
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,000
 "20 for rounding seconds"

340
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:57,000
 "30 if you even make it to third"

341
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000
 "Oh"

342
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:21,000
 "How much for a home run?"

343
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
 "50 points"

344
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

345
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

346
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

347
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

348
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

349
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

350
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

351
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

352
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:58,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

353
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:08,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

354
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

355
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

356
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:20,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

357
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
 "Oh that's Brody"

358
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:29,000
 "It's on"

359
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
 "It's so on"

360
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000
"But you better be nice to the girls you score with because we're working on an honor system here"

361
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
 "That's how he heard the word honor"

362
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000
 "He was grovelling and a judge is trying to get out of Luke conduct charges"

363
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
 "There's something Luke about photocopying your junk"

364
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
 "What do you say, Larry you in?"

365
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
 "Whatever happened to love"

366
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,000
 "Oh that's the spirit"

367
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
 "Oh yeah yeah yeah"

368
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000
 "And now the day another day"

369
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
 "I'm the best of the best baby there's no contest"

370
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
 "It's not even close"

371
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000
"Well there's always the ice princess"

372
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
 "Bye hundred points"

373
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
 "You could give me a thousand points okay"

374
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
 "And me even me"

375
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
 "Can't get an F frozen case"

376
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
 "Who's the ice princess?"

377
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:28,000
 "Untouched by human hands"

378
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
 "Legend has it that if she even looks at you you freeze to death"

379
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:44,000
 "Well me the best man or woman"

380
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
 "When"

381
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
 "Bye thank you for meeting with me"

382
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
 "You're not meeting with me"

383
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
 "I'm not"

384
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:09,000
 "Clappy"

385
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
 "I'm not"

386
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:28,000
 "It's all"

387
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
 "It's all"

388
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,000
 "I'm not"

389
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:52,000
 "Don't you wish like get to know each other"

390
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
"What's there to know"

391
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000
 "My name"

392
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
 "I'm not"

393
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
 "I'm not"

394
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
 "Sorry it interrupt"

395
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
 "You're a kid's in the car crying"

396
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
 "But at least you can do this"

397
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
 "You don't want me to"

398
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:15,000
 "We've been married for three months"

399
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
 "But is that too late to get an unknown wind"

400
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
 "Was the marriage consummated"

401
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
 "Yeah three months later"

402
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
 "She's still in a walk"

403
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
 "What about fraud? That's grounds for divorce"

404
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
 "You really wanted divorce"

405
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
 "You cheated on me"

406
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
 "I didn't cheat this time"

407
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
 "Okay Jenny"

408
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
"The girl you saw me with"

409
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
 "She's my sister"

410
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
 "What since when"

411
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
 "Why have you never told me about her"

412
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
 "My life back here"

413
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
 "It got complicated"

414
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
 "So when I moved away to college"

415
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
 "I just decided to leave it all behind"

416
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
 "And then I met you"

417
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
 "You know"

418
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
 "I've had amnesia"

419
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
 "I fell in love"

420
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
 "Oh, Philia"

421
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
 "With you"

422
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
 "With my new life"

423
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
 "I hadn't heard from Jenny in years"

424
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
 "Okay, I mean she knew I had to get away"

425
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000
 "But when she called me and told me the bar was in trouble"

426
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
"I knew she needed my help"

427
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
 "It's kind of touching"

428
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
 "I guess"

429
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,000
 "She always dreamed of running a bar on the beach"

430
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
 "Oh, I understand"

431
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000
 "I mean that place has a certain charm about it"

432
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000
 "Good, okay, I'm glad you like it"

433
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
 "Because"

434
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
 "Because you kind of own part of it"

435
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
 "What?"

436
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

437
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

438
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

439
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

440
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

441
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

442
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

443
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

444
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

445
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

446
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

447
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
"Oh, I'm so good"

448
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

449
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

450
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

451
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

452
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

453
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

454
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

455
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

456
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

457
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

458
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

459
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

460
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

461
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

462
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

463
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

464
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

465
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

466
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

467
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

468
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

469
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

470
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

471
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

472
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

473
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
"Oh, I'm so good"

474
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

475
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

476
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

477
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

478
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

479
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

480
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

481
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

482
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

483
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

484
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

485
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

486
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

487
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

488
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

489
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

490
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

491
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

492
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

493
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

494
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

495
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

496
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

497
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
 "Oh, I'm so good"

498
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,840
 - Yay!

499
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,400
- Here's already married.

500
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,960
 - Florida record show marriage between a James Tyler

501
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,960
 and a Leland Monroe from seven years ago.

502
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,600
 Okay, this is gonna take some explaining,

503
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,080
 but I can do, okay, but I can, I'll feel the other.

504
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,320
 - Thanks.

505
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:19,200
 - It's dead heat looks like the game goes on.

506
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200
 (crowd chattering)

507
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,040
 - Oh, man.

508
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,360
 - All right, dude, don't control.

509
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,480
 What's he got that I don't?

510
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,880
 - Well, but he only starts the front for the back.

511
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,720
 (laughs)

512
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,880
 - Whoa, what happened to you?

513
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,280
 - Ice princess.

514
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,160
- You gotta be kidding me, you nail the ice princess.

515
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,000
 - Whatever.

516
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,680
 - And what backwards ass will is this even possible.

517
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,360
 I think I accidentally used a subtle art

518
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,560
 of reverse psychology.

519
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,560
 - No, man.

520
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,600
 - She's so used to having guys to roll themselves out

521
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,600
 or she automatically rejects them.

522
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,560
 (upbeat music)

523
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:10,280
 - Forget about it, pal.

524
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,320
 - Forget about what?

525
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,680
 - You're gonna say something.

526
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,640
 - Like what?

527
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,760
 Some sort of line.

528
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,800
 - Clumsy remark to try and have sex with me.

529
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,400
 - Believe me, I wasn't.

530
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,280
In fact, I wouldn't have sex with you

531
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,880
 if you were the last woman on her.

532
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:40,440
 - Truth is, we keep talking,

533
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,520
 all these guys will think we're together

534
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,080
 and make me a home.

535
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,080
 - I know everyone thinks I'm this cold-hearted.

536
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,720
 - Bitch.

537
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,640
 - Yeah.

538
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,600
 But I just got out of bad breakup.

539
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,880
 - No, I just don't feel like talking to anybody.

540
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,920
 - Yeah, I can relate.

541
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,920
 So you had a bad breakup?

542
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,520
 - There are any good ones.

543
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,360
 Are you kidding me?

544
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,520
 That's all it took to nail her, talking about a breakup.

545
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,920
I could have done that.

546
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,680
 - I ignore him, Larry.

547
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,360
 - So, we spent the afternoon just talking

548
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,080
 and the less I paid attention to her,

549
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,160
 the more an amissie got, until.

550
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,840
 (upbeat music)

551
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840
, baby.

552
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:34,840
, baby.

553
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:46,840
, baby.

554
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,500
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555
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,500
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556
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:55,500
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557
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:59,500
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558
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:03,500
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559
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,500
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560
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,500
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561
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,500
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562
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,500
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563
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,500
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564
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:28,500
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565
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,500
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

566
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:41,500
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567
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,500
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568
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:46,940
 Oh

569
00:25:46,940 --> 00:26:11,940
 Oh.

570
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:38,940
 Oh.

571
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:45,940
 Oh.

572
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:55,660
 Oh.

573
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,300
 So you feel better?

574
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,300
 Nope.

575
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,660
Not a bit.

576
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:05,300
 Dude, you just scored the hottest check and spring break.

577
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:10,540
 But when you're not in love, it's just pure animal sex.

578
00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,300
 What would be the fun in that?

579
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,300
 Hey.

580
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:18,540
 Me and the girls from my sorority are going to stay together.

581
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:22,420
 You may be want to come to this.

582
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:27,820
 How would you come skinny dipping with you if you were the last woman on earth?

583
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,820
 Oh, baby.

584
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,820
 Oh, yeah.

585
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:40,060
 Oh, no.

586
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,060
 Listen, I was young.

587
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,060
 Okay, I was an idiot.

588
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,060
 No.

589
00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:47,700
 And now I'm an older idiot.

590
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,540
 Listen, I'll feel you.

591
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,860
 I'll find Leyla.

592
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:56,300
I'll get her to sign those divorce papers and we will get married again.

593
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,140
 Okay, for real this time.

594
00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:01,140
 It's one more chance.

595
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,700
 And it's all I'm asking.

596
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:06,380
 I forgave you, buddy.

597
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:10,460
 Trying to sell this plastic house to make my breast honeybee.

598
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:16,900
 When you cut peak of bullholes in all of my bras, I even forgave you when you got my parents

599
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:21,260
 private sex-tafed accepted at sunducks.

600
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:24,820
 With this, this is unforgivable.

601
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,820
 Come on.

602
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,820
 No more chances, James.

603
00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:30,820
 I feel you.

604
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:33,820
 I love you.

605
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:35,820
 I love you.

606
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:44,820
I tell everyone I survive, okay?

607
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,820
 No, I'm feeling you.

608
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,820
 I feel you please don't go.

609
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:58,820
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610
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,820
 Why say we make movies?

611
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:03,820
 Big hits.

612
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:04,820
 Cinemat goal.

613
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,820
 I'm supposed to be a serious film maker.

614
00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:11,820
 There's not going to be any more spring-back sport board if we can't make our next mortgage.

615
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:12,820
 He is watching the cinema.

616
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,820
 I heard break.

617
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:15,820
 Boom.

618
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,820
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619
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,820
 [music]

620
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,820
 [music]

621
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:43,820
 [music]

622
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,820
 [music]

623
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:46,820
 There was a girl.

624
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,820
 The pair is awesome.

625
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,820
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626
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,820
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627
00:29:52,820 --> 00:30:02,820
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