1 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,225 Megan pissed off our government 2 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:09,835 and a foreign dictatorship. She really fucking needs me! 3 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,054 I want to get away. 4 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,795 And you landed on Iceland? 5 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,362 Are you dodging Marco? 6 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:17,060 He's obviously very, very serious about you. 7 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,236 There is a North Korean agent named Hak 8 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,759 who is searching for Megan. 9 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,283 Now you don't want to cross paths with Hak. 10 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,372 Otherwise you are going to end up like this 11 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:25,851 dead man in the pictures. 12 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,375 Oh, I'm angry. 'Cause I was excited 13 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:28,985 about introducing my fiancée to my family, 14 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,204 and you took off the fucking ring. 15 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,640 There is a psychopath 16 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,163 who is impersonating me 17 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,904 who is spending money on my credit card 18 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:36,514 and I decided to travel to the opposite end of the world! 19 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:37,994 Max! 20 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:44,914 Megan? 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,481 Ha! I found you! 22 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:47,656 What the fuck are you doing here? 23 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:48,787 I'm here to help you! 24 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,398 I flew across the world! I'm here! 25 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:51,964 Your being here is gonna get us both fucking killed! 26 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,187 - ♪ I'd ♪ - ♪ I'd ♪ 27 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,320 ♪ I'd like to feel the passion ♪ 28 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,713 ♪ To the point of no return ♪ 29 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,934 Excuse me, we're-- we're closing early. 30 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,284 UÚt, út! UÚt, út. 31 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:08,764 Megan. 32 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,287 All right-- 33 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,376 I sincerely hope nobody followed you here. 34 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:13,943 Nobody followed me here. I'm better than that. 35 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,336 Come on. Hey, why are you freaking out on me? 36 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,164 I'm not! 37 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,817 I'm not. I'm sorry. 38 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,037 It's good to see you, 39 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,734 but you being here is not good. 40 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,606 What do you mean? You told me you needed help. 41 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,911 When did I ever say that? 42 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,350 These messages. Hello, "bravo" means danger, 43 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,221 "7700" means emergency, 44 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:32,744 and bring the-- the puffin keychain 45 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:33,789 to the queen of Long Island. 46 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,095 Okay, that's very sweet, 47 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,313 but I'm not the queen of Long Island. 48 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,837 Cassie, I was asking you to bring the key 49 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:40,448 to our friend Cherri, 50 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,580 who works at the Queen Strip Club on Long Island. 51 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,279 You just overshot a few thousand miles. 52 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,542 Okay, your explanation is a lot better. 53 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:53,548 Now listen, that key is for a lockbox 54 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,854 where I stashed evidence against the North Koreans. 55 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,987 Jesus Christ, the North Koreans? 56 00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,684 Why didn't you just bring the box here with you? 57 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,338 I was trying to keep it safe, okay? 58 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:02,513 'Cause I want to use it 59 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,601 to try to make some kind of deal 60 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,690 because honestly, 61 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,562 I don't know how much longer I can stay safe 62 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:08,867 living on the lam like this. 63 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:15,396 - Where'd everyone go? - Hi. 64 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:18,834 Very lucky to have Charlie here. She basically saved me. 65 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,662 Charlie, this is Cassie. 66 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:21,619 Cassie Cassie? 67 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,360 Cassie Cassie, yeah. 68 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,362 - What are you doing here? - Oh, what am I doing here? 69 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,843 Well, she sent me a message that I completely misinterpreted, 70 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,758 and here I am. Full disclosure, 71 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:33,065 Charlie runs bluefin tuna fishing boats out of Nova Scotia 72 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,632 and sells them on the black market. 73 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,069 It started in Asia, but the black market margins 74 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,549 are way better in Europe, 75 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,160 and bluefin is one of my passions. 76 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,422 Wow! Okay, 77 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,424 this is an insane, incredible story. 78 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,469 I'm just so grateful you kept her safe. Thank you. 79 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:48,037 Well, Megan is a very special lady. 80 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:50,648 I have a pretty big crush on her, but that's a secret. 81 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:54,174 - Don't tell anybody. - Oh, stop it. 82 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,742 - We just dance. - Is that what they call it? 83 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,614 - Jesus. - Sorry. 84 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,748 Oh, and also, I have a bounty on my head-- 85 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,534 half a million for whoever turns me into the North Koreans. 86 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,840 There's a man from North Korea hunting me. 87 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,452 Can you believe it? I'm a prize. 88 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:12,888 I mean, it's terrifying, 89 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,890 but who would have thought--me, a prize? 90 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,979 Of course I can believe it. Look what you've accomplished. 91 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,241 Of course you're a fucking prize, 92 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,329 like, top-shelf shit right there. 93 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,026 Okay, Cassie, 94 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,507 that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 95 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,684 Top shelf is right. 96 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,208 Megan is just living it up 97 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,384 like some sort of sparkly fugitive pirate lady. 98 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,081 I mean, she's wanted. That should be me. 99 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,778 Well, then the scary guy would be trying to murder you 100 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,040 instead of Megan. 101 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,477 Don't spoil it. Come on, God, 102 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,174 I really got the short end of the stick. 103 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,003 Megan's got a sugar mama, just bankrolling her with cash. 104 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:44,180 How many black market bluefin tuna boats does Marco own? 105 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,486 You know what, I'm sparkly, too, 106 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,488 and I don't even need dirty tuna money. 107 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:50,012 All right? Megan needs my help now. 108 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:52,580 Seems kind of like you need her to need your help. 109 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,190 You know, it's a lot easier to play hero 110 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,670 instead of focusing on your own shit. 111 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,411 Listen, you're a child and I used to be you. 112 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,456 So stop trying to put all this wisdom on me, okay? 113 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,066 I have done the work and I'm all better. 114 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:02,677 March 21st. 115 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:03,982 Yeah, what does that mean? 116 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,419 How about March 23rd? 117 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,464 Those are just dates. Who cares? 118 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,163 Oh. Looks like we have a leak. 119 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,643 We should probably head to the hardware store. 120 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,167 Oh, wait, your double already did that for you. 121 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,995 Fuck yes, we're doing shots. 122 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,475 No, we're not. No. 123 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:19,911 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 124 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,478 I can't have that drink. Oh, no, I'm not drinking. 125 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,479 Thank you, that's very generous of you, 126 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,741 but I'm gonna--just gonna-- 127 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,177 I'm not gonna have that tonight. 128 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,483 You're being impolite to our host, okay? 129 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,268 It's just a shot. Can you just... 130 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,661 - play being sober tomorrow? - No, I'm sober for real. 131 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,446 A year, AA sober. I haven't had a drink in a year. 132 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,274 - Really? - Really. 133 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,667 Well, happy to help you resolve your little spat. 134 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,583 Now back to the important stuff. It's ready. 135 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,111 So, let me get this straight. This man has been hunting you? 136 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,635 He's relentless. 137 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,463 He showed up in Reykjavik last week. 138 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,507 Okay, well, we've got to get the fuck out of here. 139 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:51,769 I have a plan. 140 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,423 Charlie and I have our own plan. 141 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,251 - We're stopping him. - For good. 142 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,905 Sorry. What does that mean? 143 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,168 We're gonna K-I-L-L him. 144 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,258 Okay, spelling it does not make it better. 145 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,781 He's been coming in every night. 146 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,305 And we didn't know exactly when we were gonna do it 147 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,523 but now that you showed up, 148 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:07,698 we're gonna have to do it tonight. 149 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,178 - What? - When he comes, 150 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,006 she's gonna fix him his favorite cocktail 151 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,661 with a little something extra in it--poison mushrooms. 152 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:18,405 A little gives you a trip, a lot makes you dead. 153 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,971 You're gonna do this tonight? 154 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,147 Okay, that's Hak. Move. 155 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,454 Wait. Who? Hak? 156 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,108 Shane said that name. I know that name. 157 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,148 ♪ I--I--I-- I need ♪ 158 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:08,890 ♪ I need you ♪ 159 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,436 Sorry if he was one of your friends. 160 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,482 Anyhoo... 161 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:36,439 miss me? 162 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,028 Oh, my God. 163 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,988 - Who are you? - Megan, Miranda. Miranda, Megan. 164 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,555 I'm sure you'll be besties in no time. 165 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,948 Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. 166 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,297 There was something that was supposed to go down 167 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,429 with poison mushrooms and everything. 168 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,822 - Poison mushrooms? - Yes. 169 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:55,866 So I'm here because of poison mushrooms? 170 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,302 No, not exact-- 171 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,609 No, my friend here, she sold state secrets-- 172 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,481 Wait, what, the plan was poison mushrooms? 173 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:02,743 - Yes. - It wasn't my plan. 174 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,745 It was her plan. My plan was to call you, 175 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,356 which is why I sent you this guy. 176 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,532 Listen, it is so sweet that you came out, 177 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:10,838 but I just thought you were gonna send someone else 178 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,100 like a business associate or something. 179 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,232 Honestly, I got bored being boss. 180 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,930 You know, I thought I'd be happy 181 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,453 just telling a small army of very bad people what to do. 182 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,063 But you know, it turns out I like the taste. 183 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,588 So, when I got your little note, I figured, what the fuck? 184 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,420 - Okay. Yeah. - Got it. Yep. 185 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,552 Pat him down and get his ID. 186 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:30,901 I'm sorry, what? 187 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,076 I said pat him down and get his ID. 188 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,252 What? Pat him... 189 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,515 Oh, my God. 190 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:43,827 This is Cecilia. 191 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,569 Yes, I'm calling an audible. Stabbed a, um... 192 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:49,877 - North Korean spy. - ...a North Korean spy, 193 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,661 and I'm sure there's gonna be plenty more where he came from, 194 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,881 so we will not be exiting out the front. 195 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:57,232 We had a whole plan. This is way above my pay grade. 196 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,842 Okay, I'm sorry, I can't hear you 197 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,583 over the din of you eating your double fried chips. 198 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,498 Pregnancy cravings and remote offices 199 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,195 don't mix, Miranda. 200 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,762 Yeah, we're going with contingency B. 201 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,721 Make it happen. Thank you. 202 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,026 Hak's friends are here and they have guns. 203 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,506 Lovely bar. Nice to meet you. 204 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,768 Thanks for looking out for me. 205 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,291 Okay, let's go this way, guys. 206 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,380 Go. 207 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,261 Get in the bus! 208 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,610 Just get on the bus. 209 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,102 Cass, is that you? 210 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,407 They're waking up. 211 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,107 Don't worry about it. 212 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,891 If they get rowdy, we'll just dose 'em again. 213 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,111 - Stay focused. - Almost had her at LAX, 214 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,939 and then she just disappeared. 215 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,419 I'm not getting fucked over by a fucking flight attendant. 216 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,160 Stay focused. 217 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,466 - Hey, babe. - Yeah. 218 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:58,728 - You awake? - Yeah. 219 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,426 - My head really hurts. - Yeah. 220 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,606 Are those the fucking neighbors? 221 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,259 Yeah. 222 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:09,521 "Hi there, welcome to the neighborhood. 223 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,871 We roofied the fuck out of you." 224 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,048 I'll check the rooms. 225 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,746 See her hair. 226 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,269 It's blonde. 227 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,315 Max, what if she's the double Cassie? 228 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,186 - Shit, this is really bad. - Yeah. 229 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,535 This is really-- 230 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,060 What are you-- what are you doing? 231 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,888 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna cut these zip ties 232 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,237 with my shoelaces. 233 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,413 How do you know that that's a thing? 234 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,415 - YouTube. - Oh, okay, great. 235 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:34,982 That's, like, a super reliable source. 236 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,027 I'm sorry, slipping out of zip ties isn't as easy 237 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,289 as slipping off a ring. 238 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,508 Are you kidding me? You want to talk 239 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,640 - about that right now? - No. 240 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,858 But if I did, I'd tell you-- 241 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,468 Oh, my God! Stop! 242 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,296 - Get the fuck up. - Max! 243 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,342 We're looking all over the place and we're not finding shit. 244 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,213 Okay? So I'm gonna ask you very clearly-- 245 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,042 - where is Cassie Bowden? - She is on a flight. 246 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,044 Bullshit! 'Cause we checked every manifest 247 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,045 and she isn't listed anywhere. 248 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,005 Would the both of you like to be all bruised up 249 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,484 for your wedding pictures? 250 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,921 Dude, I wouldn't hold my breath for that. 251 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,662 - Shut the fuck up. - What you say, soy boy? 252 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,619 Don't hit him. We don't know where the fuck she is, okay? 253 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,316 Baby, stop. 254 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,667 You're gonna hurt your hand. We have tools for that. 255 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,800 - I'll be right back. - Good point, babe. 256 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,551 Sorry, it's tight in here, 257 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,422 I don't think anyone's following us, I don't think. 258 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,641 Are you okay, by the way? 259 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,077 No, I'm great. I'm great. Yeah. 260 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,470 I've just been shot in the leg, again. 261 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,994 I'm so hot. I'm having a hot flash. 262 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,953 How are you hot? It's fucking freezing in here. 263 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,477 Cassie, when a woman reaches a certain age, 264 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,218 her body starts to change. 265 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,915 Would you like to hear my full TED talk on the subject? 266 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,264 - No. - Absolutely not. 267 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,701 - Actually, fuck no. No. - Really don't. 268 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,054 Okay. How are you? 269 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,490 I left behind a woman 270 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,492 who is impersonating me internationally 271 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,147 and actually blowing things up all over the world. 272 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,802 Wait a minute, somebody's committing crimes as you, 273 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,934 and you flew to Iceland. 274 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,284 Listen, it's a big, tough situation, 275 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,633 but I'm handling it. 276 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,549 Right. Sure. How exactly? 277 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,638 - ♪ I--I--I, I need ♪ - Again with the phone? 278 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,031 Okay, I'm sorry, I have to answer this, 279 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,077 It's an AA friend, it's part of the process. 280 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,166 - Jenny? - Hi, Cassie. 281 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,384 Is this a bad time? 282 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,169 Uh, no, it's a wonderful time. 283 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,345 Are you okay? You've called a lot, so... 284 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,694 Okay, I have this podcast. 285 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,565 Podcast? No, Jenny, 286 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,915 please don't tell me that's why 287 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,351 you've been calling me incessantly. 288 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,961 No, I can't do a podcast. 289 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,747 It's not my thing. It's--it's a bad time, okay? 290 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,052 After everything you went through in Thailand? 291 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,575 I mean, it was all over the news. 292 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:31,968 No, I've got a lot going on 293 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,317 and I'm in the middle of a situation. 294 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,232 I'm gonna have to text you. I'm sorry. 295 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,802 - Cassie. - Yes. 296 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,804 If anyone asks you to do a podcast about this, 297 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,110 you better say no. 298 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,068 I'm not going to be telling anyone 299 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,809 that I misconstrued a few emojis, 300 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,638 flew to Iceland to hang out with you on a bus. 301 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,161 Not gonna tell anyone that. 302 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,821 There better be something amongst all this shit. 303 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,044 You know, this bounty won't wait forever. 304 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,219 There's other people looking for her. 305 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,090 Don't worry about it. 306 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,657 Everybody talks. 307 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,318 Now you've seen the instruments. 308 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,710 You guys are psychos. 309 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,538 No, we're fully sane. 310 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,758 We just care about money more than we care about your comfort. 311 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,239 Actually, we don't care about you at all. 312 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,111 Now the output of this taser is 50,000 volts. 313 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,635 At that level, it'll just immobilize you. 314 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,508 But if you turn it down a little bit... 315 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,206 ...it just really fucking hurts. 316 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,339 Oh, shit. Holy shit! 317 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,427 - Whoa. - Hey, Max. 318 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,515 Max, Max, Max. 319 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,995 Max, babe, hey, hey. 320 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,431 I love you. Okay? 321 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,476 I love you, so much. And I'm so sorry. 322 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,304 I'm so sorry, I know you're really mad right now 323 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,915 'cause I fucked up, and I know you're really mad 324 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,917 'cause you're really bad at hiding it. 325 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,135 Sorry. That was a criticism, 326 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,441 and I didn't mean it like that. 327 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,747 It's just--I'm just-- I'm bad....at... 328 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,967 like...feelings! 329 00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,882 Hey, hey, it's be gonna okay, okay? We're gonna be okay. 330 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,971 - We're gonna be totally okay. - No, no. Totally. 331 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,320 But like, if it's not fine 332 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,756 and like, you know, we fucking die, 333 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,019 I just really need you to know 334 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,368 that I'm, like, not okay right now 335 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,196 about, like, you know, everything, 336 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,589 like, work and moving, and, you know, us. 337 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,200 And like, what does our future look like 338 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,810 after I did all this shit? 339 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,377 Like, you know, I lied and I did fraud 340 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,031 and I worked for the mob. 341 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,641 And, like helped people who kill people and-- 342 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,730 What do you--what do you mean, mob? The mob? 343 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,735 - Yeah, yeah. - Big time. 344 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:27,997 Totally big time, yeah. 345 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,520 Like, I did all this stuff for them. 346 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,218 That's...yeah. So, you're, like, intimidated 347 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,785 by, um, very dangerous people 348 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,397 insisting on payback if you were to be, like, framing our friend 349 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,746 or like, we were to get hurt, that's smart. 350 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,314 That's totally... That's super smart. 351 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,620 Okay. That's obviously a bluff. 352 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,623 Nice try. What are you talking about, framing? 353 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,582 You know what? I don't care. 354 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,714 - So, here we go. - What? No. 355 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,890 No, hey, no, no, no. 356 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,982 I found something. 357 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,722 She's in Iceland. 358 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,129 - Hey, what is this place? - Sky Lagoon. 359 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,175 The water's really good for your skin. It's super relaxing. 360 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,480 No. 361 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,179 Okay, no spa day for us today, ladies. 362 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,441 Excuse me! 363 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,101 How do you think they even found us here? 364 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:31,017 I, uh--I can solve that little mystery. 365 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,367 - This is Cecilia. - Hey. 366 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,195 Care to explain, Cecilia? 367 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,631 Sure. 368 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,459 I have a baby on the way and the bounty 369 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,288 on Megan Briscoe's head pays way more than you do. 370 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,985 Is this you asking for a fucking raise? 371 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,119 I'm not gonna dodge bullets for you at this day rate. 372 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:49,035 Well, stick to plan B and then maybe we'll talk, okay? 373 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,819 All right. Cecilia has betrayed us, 374 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,082 but it's all gonna be fine. Don't--don't worry about it. 375 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,518 Wait. 376 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,780 They're right there. They're right there. 377 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,086 - Go back. Go back. - Run, run, run! 378 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,137 Here, here, here. In here. 379 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,704 Hot sauna. Hot sauna. 380 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,793 There's got to be an exit somewhere. 381 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,721 Oh! 382 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,319 Okay. 383 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,454 Okay, what are we supposed to do now? 384 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,499 I don't know, but running isn't working. 385 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,023 We need to steal a boat. 386 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,286 A what?! A boat. Down there. 387 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,170 Should we let the North Koreans know that we have a lead? 388 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,780 A lead won't get us the bounty. 389 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,261 We need eyes on Megan Briscoe in Iceland first. 390 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,831 Megan Briscoe? 391 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,225 Like, Cassie's flight attendant friend, Megan Briscoe? 392 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,488 Why the hell would you home-invade Cassie's place 393 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,881 if you're just...looking... 394 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,232 Wait. Do you think they're not even after Cassie? 395 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,363 I don't know who they're after, 396 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,973 but we're sitting ducks here. 397 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,325 Max, that's very loud. 398 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,305 I know I haven't known you long, 399 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,915 but you two have some serious relationship shit 400 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,134 you need to work out. 401 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,701 So long, lovebirds. 402 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,224 Oh, by the way, 403 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,704 if you call the police, we'll kill you. 404 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,098 Ciao. 405 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,072 Okay. You okay? 406 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,987 I'm sorry I took off the ring. 407 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,249 I'm sorry you took off the ring, too. 408 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,772 Just... 409 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,383 stay here, okay? 410 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,520 Okay. 411 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:54,916 So, psychotic couple is just using Cassie 412 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,831 to find someone named Megan? 413 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,441 Why blow up a car? 414 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,051 Maybe they had nothing to do with the bombing. 415 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,184 I mean, they didn't seem that focused on Cassie at all. 416 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,970 Okay, so, if that unhinged blonde bimbo 417 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:10,497 isn't the View-Master double, then who the fuck is, Max? 418 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,842 Come on, come on, come on. 419 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,322 Okay, okay, okay. 420 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,411 Oh, my God. Just one--give me one... 421 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,586 - I gotta take this. - No, what the fuck? 422 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,110 We are literally on a cliff! 423 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,547 How do you have service right now? 424 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,331 - Who's your provider? - I actually don't. 425 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,680 Just once second. Shane, hi. 426 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,073 Can I please lead with the fact 427 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,509 that I have not called to fight? 428 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,119 I'm not answering to fight. 429 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,906 Look, Cassie, uh, I made some assumptions. 430 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,734 - Cassie! - Maybe I shouldn't have, 431 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,301 but I've never not closed a case, 432 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,694 so I don't know. Year two of this Megan thing 433 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,130 has got me on edge. 434 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,438 Cassie! Ask Shane why he's asking about Hak! 435 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,092 - Who is that? - Uh, nothing. 436 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,789 Just an angry tourist. There's a lot of them. 437 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,879 Look, I just wanted to make sure you're okay. 438 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,578 So sweet. Yes, thank you. 439 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,580 I am--I am--I am okay. 440 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,408 It's just, it's very complicated right now. 441 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,758 Well, if you were ever in any trouble, 442 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,108 you know you just come to me, right? 443 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,979 Honestly, if I was in trouble, 444 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,285 you'd be the first person I would call. 445 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,157 Cassie, I, um... 446 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,117 I'm gonna try to let what I do not come between us. 447 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,988 Would you please do the same? 448 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:55,036 And remember, I'm-- I'm right here. Phone call away. 449 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,299 All right. Love you. 450 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,822 - Bye. - Wait-- 451 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,087 Cassie! Ca-- - Sorry. 452 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,524 - Oh, my goodness! - Okay, sorry. 453 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,221 Thank you. Thank you very much. 454 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,380 Megan Briscoe, most likely traveling with a blonde. 455 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,295 Give me eyes on all the airports. 456 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,084 They went through my purse. 457 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,738 Yeah, I think they went through everything. 458 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,175 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, where are you? 459 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,698 It's okay. Look, it's just stuff, 460 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,265 We can replace stuff. I'm glad you're okay. 461 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,701 Max... 462 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,486 when I took the ring off earlier... 463 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,357 Yeah, Annie, I remember that part. 464 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,098 I put it in here. 465 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:02,799 Fuck. Those motherfuckers took my ring. 466 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,592 Okay. 467 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,335 - Okay. - Max. 468 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,645 Max, what are you doing? 469 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:34,222 Those assholes left their door open. 470 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,180 Do you see them? 471 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,531 No. 472 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,490 Okay, come on. 473 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:29,843 Oh, my God! 474 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,801 Oh, my God! Oh! 475 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,629 Oh, my God! 476 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,415 Are you okay? Max, call 911! 477 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,074 Oh! 478 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,779 Are you ready to... 479 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,522 Uh, okay, sorry. I'll give you a second. 480 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,660 Oh, no, they shot you. 481 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,010 You did not say that you got shot. 482 00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,404 No, well, what did you think was gonna happen, Cecilia? 483 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,232 Now, did you get everything I requested? 484 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,669 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 485 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,192 Now you can locate 486 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,543 and train your replacement so I can kill you. 487 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,893 What, you really think you can replace me? 488 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,417 Who else can organize your international crime syndicate 489 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,680 and always make sure 490 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:27,248 that you have a matcha latte? 491 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:29,119 Which, by the way, is not an easy find in Iceland. 492 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,991 Oh, fucking hell! 493 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:34,647 Megan, you have to go. I get it. 494 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,258 But... 495 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,781 let me give you this. 496 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:41,697 Charlie, no. 497 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:44,004 I can't be with you to protect you, 498 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,527 so it would mean a lot 499 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,834 if you had a little bit of me to take with you. 500 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,445 Thank you. 501 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,187 And this. 502 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:59,367 Bluefin bucks. 503 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:02,849 And some poison mushroom powder, just in case. 504 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,590 I picked a lot of mushrooms, huh? 505 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:13,294 Thank you, Charlie, for everything. 506 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:16,427 Who will I dance with now? 507 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,559 Aw! 508 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,569 Ugh. 509 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:28,831 Okay, listen, I'm just trying to watch 510 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,398 Megan's Casablanca goodbye, 511 00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,313 and I'm in here doing this? 512 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,882 Do you need help or anything? 513 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,623 Do you need help or anything? 514 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,102 I mean, that's the real question. 515 00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:40,843 I'm not the one doing some weird balancing act 516 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,497 for something that's gonna fall apart anyway. 517 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:43,890 Wow. 518 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,979 I'm an alcoholic teenager, and even I think 519 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,634 the metaphor here is pretty obvious. 520 00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,157 Good luck. 521 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,945 Where is all this water coming from? 522 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:57,643 The lady in the gold dress said someone upstairs 523 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,296 probably left their bathtub running. 524 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,168 Wait, what? What did you just say? 525 00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:04,258 She said it must be, like, flowing onto the floor, 526 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,781 like they passed out or something, 527 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,870 and now water is just splashing everywhere. 528 00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:16,052 - Okay. - Okay. 529 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,232 Thank you. 530 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,370 Are you okay? 531 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,243 All right, let's go. 532 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,941 The plane's waiting in the hangar. 533 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,642 I'm sorry, you look so familiar. Have we met? 534 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,296 No. 535 00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,313 Hildegard Bouffant? 536 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,837 Well, if you don't like it, then feel free to use your own 537 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,796 carefully crafted fake identity. 538 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,712 Hildegard's just fine. 539 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,062 Oh, and neither of you need to use the clothes 540 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:12,413 that I brought you, but you should definitely dig in 541 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,458 'cause yellow is not your-- 542 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,504 Fucking hell! 543 00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:17,853 Okay, listen. 544 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,725 The name is horrible, but it works. 545 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:21,552 She knows what she's doing. I put together a list of things 546 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,902 we gotta do when we get back to LA 547 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,947 to get you home, get you to your family. 548 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,906 - Don't talk about my family. - No, we need to. We need to-- 549 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,951 No, Cassie. I don't-- 550 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,388 What? 551 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,783 Do you know how hard it's been? 552 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,480 Not being with my family for a year? 553 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,657 It's--it's felt like decades, okay? 554 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,007 And yes, I miss them. Yes, I want to see them. 555 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:43,009 But do they want to see me? 556 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,011 Do I even want to drag them back into this? 557 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:49,015 I mean, do I? Now that I'm just on my way back home... 558 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,234 - Listen, listen to me. - ...I'm just freaking out. 559 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:54,063 I know they miss you and they are desperate to see you. 560 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,023 Okay. 561 00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:58,851 It's just... 562 00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:00,548 I just... 563 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:02,550 You're gonna be okay. It is okay, all right? 564 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,595 I just-- 565 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,554 Oh, my God! Jesus, Marco. 566 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,469 Who's Marco? 567 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:11,428 Um, my boyfriend. 568 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:13,256 - Your boyfriend? - Yeah. 569 00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,563 So he, you know, he just keeps asking me where I am. 570 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,217 It's like, "Well, where are you?" 571 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:18,697 But what am I supposed to say? Like, "Hey, babe, sorry, 572 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:19,959 "I jetted off to Iceland and 573 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,743 "played a human game of Mousetrap 574 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,136 "and tried to save my friend 575 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,615 "and saved her. We're on our way back, 576 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,530 and I can't tell you anything else, so..." 577 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,794 How about you just say 578 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:30,709 "I'm okay, I'll see you soon." 579 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,580 - It's gonna work. - I know, but I just... 580 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,669 I don't want to lie to him, again. I-- 581 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:40,066 Look at me. Look at us. I need a drink so bad. 582 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,720 Do you know how badly I want a drink? 583 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,852 I want a drink so bad so I can forget all of this. 584 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,462 You're really sober? 585 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:47,726 Cassie. 586 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,118 Cassie, that is so impressive. 587 00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:51,904 - Oh, no. Come on, it's-- - Really, it is. 588 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,428 I missed you. 589 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,041 I missed you, too. 590 00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:02,044 - Thank you. - Always. 591 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,527 I'm gonna sleep. 592 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:20,280 Hey. All right. I gotta tell you, 593 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,542 I really appreciate what you're doing for us. 594 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:23,239 Seriously, you really came through. 595 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,198 Um, but here's the thing, I gotta get Megan back 596 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,200 to her family in Long Island, okay? 597 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,071 And I was hoping that maybe you could, like-- 598 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:31,160 Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. 599 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,989 All righty. I find you fascinating. 600 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:35,904 I seriously, honestly, I do. 601 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,819 But no more Miranda Ex Machina. 602 00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:39,342 - What? - And also, Long Island? 603 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,214 No, no. 604 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,433 Come on! Don't you want to, like, 605 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,174 get back in the saddle again? 606 00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,480 You know, I genuinely thought I did want to get 607 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,525 back in the saddle, but I forgot 608 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:51,354 how good you are at getting into trouble, 609 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:54,531 and I actually would quite like to enjoy the fruit of my labors. 610 00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:56,403 I'm a very wealthy olive farmer. 611 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,796 I want to chill by my pool 612 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:03,149 and not get shot in the fucking leg, again. 613 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:05,325 - Same leg. - I mean, what are the odds? 614 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:06,587 - What are the odds? - I-- 615 00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:08,371 So, you can just go home on your own, 616 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,677 and solve your own drama, 617 00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:11,331 You're perfectly capable of doing that. 618 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,550 Fucking hell. 619 00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:19,165 What is that? 620 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,297 What? You got me a gift? 621 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:22,951 You got me a gift? 622 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:24,779 Cecilia bought it, wrapped it, and brought it here, 623 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,259 but I just handed it to you. 624 00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,478 So yeah, I did, I got you-- I got you a gift. 625 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:32,047 Wow! I am impressed. Let's see. 626 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,832 - Mace? - Yep. 627 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:36,530 Oh. Personal safety alarm. 628 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,967 - Well, yeah. Of course. - Thank you. 629 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:42,188 Little olive oil. Cold pressed, huh? 630 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,885 - I pressed that. - You did this? 631 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,452 - I learnt how to press it. - Wow. 632 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:52,676 Listen. 633 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,417 I'm gonna stash you at my place, okay? 634 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,593 We'll figure out the next step after that. 635 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,465 Ladies and gentlemen, this has been-- 636 00:30:58,552 --> 00:30:59,335 - we are coming to you live - Then I can get the files 637 00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:00,946 from Cherri and then-- 638 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,861 and then somehow make a deal with the CIA or the FBI. 639 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:05,124 In Echo Park, one of our city's best-known parks, 640 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,777 Hello. Are you even listening to me? 641 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:07,735 - Wait. Hold on. - Police have discovered 642 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,476 a horrific scene. 643 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,913 Two bodies, unfortunately, have been recovered 644 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,828 from the bottom of the lake here. 645 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,439 It looks like both victims were found wrapped in tarps 646 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,964 and weighted down by heavy chains. 647 00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,791 Police have not been able to identify 648 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,142 either one of these victims at this time. 649 00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:26,014 But authorities are on scene and have indicated 650 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:29,017 that they will be here on this all night long... 651 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:30,976 Oh, wow. That looks like everything 652 00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:34,066 that was bought on your credit card, right? 653 00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:35,589 How much do you want to bet that killer 654 00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:36,764 looks exactly like... 655 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:38,505 Me. 656 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:40,159 Fuck. 657 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:56,175 Thank you. 658 00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:58,220 Cassie. Are you okay? Where are you? 659 00:31:58,307 --> 00:31:59,439 Hi. Just hold on. One second. 660 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,483 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 661 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:02,094 Um, I'm-- I'm not okay. 662 00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:04,400 I'm not okay, but I'm back. So, wait a minute. 663 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:05,967 You sound weird. What's wrong? What happened? 664 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:07,577 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. Don't freak out. 665 00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,144 It's just, you know, some crazy shit went down 666 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:10,624 with the neighbors and the police were here. 667 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,495 Oh, my God, no. What happened? Are you okay? 668 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:14,149 Yes, it's fine. We'll tell you all about it when we see you. 669 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:15,498 Did you connect with Marco? 670 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,065 Okay, listen, if something went down 671 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,371 and the police were there, then we have to meet 672 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,938 somewhere else, literally anywhere else. 673 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,852 - Did you say police? - No, just go. Hold on. 674 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,767 Wait, what? Oh, whatever. 675 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:24,943 I'll have Max pick a place and I'll text you. 676 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,248 Call Marco. 677 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,250 Okay, okay. Text me. Bye. 678 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,297 - Welcome to Westwood. - Westwood? 679 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,776 I thought we were going to your place. 680 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,474 - Where are we? - We had to take a detour. 681 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:36,171 Megan, I love you more than anything, 682 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,086 but I am barely holding on to my own shit right now, 683 00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:39,522 so I really need you to trust me. 684 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:40,828 Okay. 685 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:42,177 - Let's go. - Okay. 686 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:47,226 - Cassie. - Hi. 687 00:32:47,313 --> 00:32:48,531 - Come in. - Okay. 688 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,403 And hello to you, too, Cassie's friend. 689 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:53,014 - I'm Brenda. - Hi, I'm... Hildegard. 690 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,364 Lovely to meet you, Hildegard. 691 00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:56,975 Nice to meet you, too. 692 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,846 Um, I'm sorry, it was a really long car ride. 693 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,326 Do you mind if I use your bathroom? 694 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,675 Oh, not at all. 695 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:04,286 Down the hall, right there. 696 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:07,898 Oh. So appreciate you doing this. Thank you. 697 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,117 And if I'm putting you out in any way, 698 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:10,597 will you just say so? 699 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:11,859 I'm your sponsor. 700 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:14,209 Putting me out is your job, 701 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:17,865 but I need you to be up-front with me. 702 00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:20,346 - What's going on here? - Okay. 703 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:23,392 So, um, Hildegard is a good friend of mine 704 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:25,438 and she's having family issues 705 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:26,787 and I'm trying to, you know, 706 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:30,573 do my acts of service sort of thing, 707 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,314 trying to be of service. Also, quick question-- 708 00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:33,837 do you have any Hot Tamales around here by any chance? 709 00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,752 Like, any sort of candy, like, that you hide 710 00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,146 - that I could have? - No, not really a staple. 711 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,627 But, Cassie, how are you doing? 712 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:42,933 Good. I'm doing good. Thank you. Thank you for asking. 713 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,674 Thank you. I'm really-- I'm really, really, really good. 714 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:47,199 Okay. Your vibe is very manic. 715 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:50,245 So I am not going to accept that answer. 716 00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:52,204 Let's try this again. 717 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,814 How are you doing, Cassie? 718 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:58,601 Well, I'm, um... trying to be a hero 719 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:02,736 and I'm holding on so tight that my hands are burning, 720 00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:04,868 and I would really like a drink, but I didn't have a drink. 721 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,522 So, yay me. 722 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,829 And, um, yeah, I feel like 723 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,744 I'm maybe one little tiny accident 724 00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:12,224 away from a complete collapse. 725 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,008 This whole sobriety thing, 726 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,444 it's never not hard. 727 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:17,055 Should it feel like... 728 00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:21,102 like walking a tightrope above a pit of broken glass 729 00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:23,800 that I'm about to, like, completely fall into? 730 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:25,193 Only sometimes. 731 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,282 - Only sometimes? - Hmm. 732 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,371 - Good. - You look tired. 733 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:31,982 - What? - You look like my oldest child 734 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,855 after she saved me from asphyxiating in the pool. 735 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,726 Oh, my God! 736 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:39,077 How are you alive? I don't understand. 737 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:40,208 I didn't drown. 738 00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:41,905 - Yay! - Obviously. 739 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,907 - Oh. - Calm down. 740 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:45,953 - And I'll keep your friend here. - Thank you. 741 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,346 But only for one night. 742 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,738 Thank you. 743 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,392 I'm going to make some tea. 744 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,785 Okay, okay. 745 00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:58,226 - Cassie. - Hey. 746 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,837 I need to get to Long Island now. 747 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,317 Okay, I understand, but you have to stay here one night. 748 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:03,797 People are after you. It's very dangerous. 749 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,625 - Cassie. Cassie. - You have to be very careful. 750 00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:09,237 I have been on the run by myself without your help for a year. 751 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,847 I need that evidence, 752 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,849 specifically before someone murders me. 753 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,416 - Shh. Okay. - No, listen! 754 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,070 It's the only way I'm gonna get out of this mess. 755 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:17,463 I understand. Listen, you have to stay for one night. 756 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:18,681 - I'm not staying. - Yes, you are. 757 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:19,552 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 758 00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:20,988 She is going to help you. 759 00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,294 I'm not gonna stay with that kooky lady. 760 00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:23,295 She's not kooky, she's making you tea. 761 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:24,470 Now listen to me. 762 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:25,906 I'm gonna come back tomorrow. 763 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,255 You're gonna keep this. 764 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,214 This is mace. Do not mace Brenda. 765 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:30,693 I'm gonna come back tomorrow, I'm gonna pick you up. 766 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,173 One night. Please. 767 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,792 I still cannot believe you guys were held hostage. 768 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:44,403 More like prisoners, because they didn't want 769 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:45,534 a ransom or anything like... 770 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,319 Ow. Okay. 771 00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:49,059 - Babe, careful. - Yeah. 772 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,452 I mean, it was crazy. 773 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:51,888 We fully thought this lady was your double. 774 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,455 I mean, all of a sudden, she was just blonde. 775 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:54,500 But then we realized they were just after Megan 776 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,023 and they're hot on her trail. 777 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:57,503 I am so glad you're okay. 778 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:58,765 I'm horrified that this happened. 779 00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:00,288 I'm literally fucking horrified. 780 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,595 Cassie, you did not ask for a home invasion. 781 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:04,510 - Still. Still. - Okay? Okay, upside, 782 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,902 Max snapped a photo of one of them. 783 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,950 Wait, I know him. 784 00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:11,299 This guy was in Berlin. 785 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:12,909 I saw him there, but he was with a-- 786 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,302 he was with a woman. He had different color hair. 787 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,825 This was the couple? 788 00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:17,784 Wait, he was in Berlin? 789 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,481 Yeah! 790 00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:22,223 Yeah, no, he also dyed his hair blonde. 791 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:23,703 So freaky when couples look alike. 792 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,922 - Oh, I hate it. - Is every single human crazy 793 00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:27,228 and pretending to be someone else? 794 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:28,664 This is insane. 795 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,188 It's okay. Megan's in a safe place. 796 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,233 I don't have to worry. Go to Iceland, have fun. 797 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,756 I'm sorry. You know where she is? 798 00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:35,628 Hey, hey, according to the news, 799 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,760 the Echo Park Lake murders were right after that couple left us, 800 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:39,240 so they couldn't have crossed town that fast. 801 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:41,590 Okay. So then we agree that the double 802 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,201 probably committed these murders, right? 803 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,159 There's security cameras placed all around that lake. 804 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:48,118 Fuck, I mean, Cass, that plus your 805 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,772 hardware store purchases and this, 806 00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:50,599 plus the fact that you were in Berlin. 807 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,253 I know. I know. 808 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,994 And I know that you can explain most of this away, 809 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,518 but the tonnage is really starting to add up. 810 00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:58,216 I have to go to the CIA with this. 811 00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,608 I have to. You guys, this is... 812 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,088 It's too much, it's piling on, 813 00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,568 - I can't, I can't, I can't. - Cass, 814 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,570 they told you not to look into it and you did. 815 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,354 And not for nothing, 816 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:07,921 you're gonna look suspicious as fuck to them. 817 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:10,140 I know that. But this has gone too far. 818 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,620 I have to go say something. 819 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,724 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 820 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,031 Sorry, I was looking for Dot and I can't get ahold of her 821 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:32,728 and I really need to talk to someone. 822 00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,121 Now is not the time. 823 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:35,644 No, no. See, here's the thing, it is. 824 00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,646 This is very important. 825 00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:39,431 You know I'm so tough with you 826 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:41,084 because I'm trying to protect you. 827 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:45,001 'Cause this is-- this is dangerous, 828 00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:46,307 dangerous work, Bowden. 829 00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,048 Are--are you okay? 830 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,528 No. 831 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,227 I lost two analysts today. 832 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:57,144 Murdered at Echo Park Lake. 833 00:37:57,231 --> 00:38:00,582 And we don't even have any idea why they were there. 834 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,454 Oh, my God. 835 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:05,108 I'm so sorry. I--I-- I heard about that today. 836 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:06,675 I had no idea they were CIA, though. 837 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:08,590 - I--I-- - That's it right there. 838 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:10,940 This place is a fucking disaster. 839 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,248 Sometimes I want to burn the whole shit down. 840 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:18,208 You ever have that feeling? 841 00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,908 Go ahead. Go. 842 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:25,259 I'm going to be fucking fine. 843 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,675 The door's over there. 844 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,679 I'm just so fucking tired. 845 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:56,551 You can practically smell the alcohol on his breath. 846 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:59,162 Uch, imagine how good he would taste. 847 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:01,077 Say no. 848 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:03,645 You've been wanting to blow up this fake happy life for days. 849 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,299 Come on, blow it up. 850 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:06,953 Say yes. 851 00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,010 A moth? 852 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:22,360 I'm not really a butterfly girl. 853 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,319 You're not a moth either, Cassie. 854 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,190 You're the whole goddamn flame. 855 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,714 It's just a fucking tattoo. 856 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,698 ♪ Don't, don't, don't ♪ 857 00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,352 ♪ Don't, don't, don't ♪ 858 00:39:58,439 --> 00:39:59,962 ♪ Don't, don't don't, don't, don't ♪ 859 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:01,616 ♪ Don't, don't don't, don't, don't ♪ 860 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,226 ♪ Don't, don't don't, don't, don't ♪ 861 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,924 ♪ Blink, blink, blink ♪ 862 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:07,187 ♪ Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink ♪ 863 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:08,928 ♪ Blink, blink, blink, blink ♪ 864 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,191 ♪ Blink, blink, blink, blink ♪ 865 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,366 ♪ Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink... ♪ 866 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:17,589 ♪ I saw you standing there ♪ 867 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:21,331 ♪ With the sunshine in your hair ♪ 868 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:28,469 ♪ You come to my window ♪ 869 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,297 ♪ You tell me you're high ♪ 870 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,386 ♪ Where do all the friends go ♪ 871 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:34,519 ♪ When the fantasies die? ♪ 872 00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:37,783 ♪ Only you know ♪