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Why don't we see
ghosts every day?

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The truth is ghosts are
around us all the time,

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but most hauntings are so
small they go unnoticed.

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<i>For example, a pen,</i>

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<i>a pen lid,</i>

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<i>a gravel,</i>

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<i>a trapped sound...</i>

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Olé, Olé, Olé!

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<i>A child's ball.</i>

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<i>Or balls.</i>

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<i>A wheeled bin.</i>

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Hello. I'm Vincent Dooley.
Welcome to the next in my series<

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exploring the rare and
wonderful supernatural gifts

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<i>known as The Talents.</i>

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Later in this episode: Do you ever
have nightmares after eating cheese?

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<i>You might have eaten a ghost.</i>

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Even the weakest ghosts can
possess cheese quite easily

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<i>due to the living bacteria
in the cheese.</i>

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But what is a ghost? Well,
they were once just like us.

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I'm really sorry
for murdering you, Daddy.

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Rose, stop, will ya?

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You didn't murder him, you spa.
It was literally an accident.

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What do they call it when you
kill your father, anyway?

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Dad slaughter?

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Come on.

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I'm really sorry
for slaughtering you, Daddy.

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Come on, sis!
You're gonna be late for work.

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Well, we're
flying along here.

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Yeah.
It's grand, isn't it?

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Yeah, it's not too hard.
Yeah.

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I wouldn't get cocky, but...

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Now, there's nothing at all
to worry about,

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just listen to the soothing
sound of my voice.

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- Shit!
- Oh, mind your language.

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- Sorry, sorry.
- Come on. Go ahead.

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Into first.

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Uh, don't breathe on me
I'd say, just...

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And are you up to
anything tonight?

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Uh, I'm en--
I'm engaged actually, sorry.

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No, You're fine.
That wasn't...

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I was just making driving
instructor conversation.

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Oh, oh. Okay. Okay.
I have zero interest there.

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No one, I'm home.

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Miss you, Pops.
Miss you, Mary Black.

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What's going on in here today?

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Ah, lasagne. Oh, que pasta.

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I didn't really have
any breakfast so...

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I'll have a starter.

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Hi!
This is Rose's Driving School.

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Now, if You're calling about driving
lessons, please leave a message.

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<i>If You're calling about the other
thing, I haven't done that for years,</i>

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<i>okay, so just leave me alone.</i>

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Hello.
I hear you talk to the ghosts.

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<i>There's something haunting
in me green bin!</i>

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<i>Will you come up
and take a look?</i>

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<i>I'm being driven bloody mad!</i>

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<i>Yeah, so, I lost my charger.</i>

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<i>Could you just use your powers
real quick and find it?</i>

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- And also maybe have a look
to see if I'm pregnant?
- Oh my God.

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How hungry would you have to be
to eat your own baby?

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- That's desperate.
- All right, sis. it's Sailor. C'mere.

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<i>You better not be
on that bloody bouncy ball,</i>

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eating yogurt and listening
to ghost messages.

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Ah c'mere, I'm not gonna
call over at all tonight

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<i>cause I'm just so knackered,
my feet are killing me.</i>

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So, you can have dinner on your
own. Lasagna for one, is this?

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All right, go on. I'll talk
to you later. Bye. I love you.

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<i>Hello, is this...</i>

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<i>"Rose's Driving School"?</i>

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<i>My name is Martin.</i>

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<i>Martin Martin.</i>

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Yeah,
I remembered but...

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Thanks, Bonnie.

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Dad, I'm bursting for a wee
and I'm really fucking late.

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- Language, Sarah!
- Fuck off, Dad!

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Oh, not that one again.

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Ow!

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Sorry, Bonnie. I II wear it.

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Stop it, Terry.

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Terry, that's disgusting.

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- Mm, toast. Cool shirt, Dad.
- The future of woodwork is uncertain.

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What happened?

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Oh. Nothing.
I hit it off a door.

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It was Mom again, wasn't it?

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No.

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Don't lie. I can tell.

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Your nose kind of twitches.

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You're the world's worst liar.

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I push her buttons.

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Why are you still here, Mom?
What do you want?

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What's wrong with you, Terry?

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See? She's just trying to help.

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Sarah?

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- You're smoking?
- Yeah.

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We can't go on like this.

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If You're too scared
to do something

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then I'm gonna call someone.

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- Who you gonna call?
- Rose Dooley?

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That psychic driving instructor
or whatever.

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Those Dooleys?
That family is mad.

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- You know her?
- No, but I used to see her father on telly.

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Crazy fella, goin round
the place talking to ghosts.

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Right, crazy father,
talks to ghosts.

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Lookit, Sarah...

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I don't know what I'm doing.
Half the time.

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Right? Your--
Your mom is the only thing

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stopping me
from messing this all up.

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Dad... What if I do it wrong
and you end up

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some sort of a homeless,
sex maniac?

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Sleeping on the streets,
snorting hash?

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Jesus, Dad! If You're not gonna call
her or do something, I'm moving out.

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That's my lift.

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Hello, is this...
"Rose's Driving School"?

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My name is Martin.

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Martin Martin.

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Hello.

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Hi. Rose, isn't it?

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Yeah, but you know what they say,
"A rose by any other name."

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Oh, sorry,
so-- So is it Rose?

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Or-- "You go by another name,"
isn't it?

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No, sorry, no.
It is Rose. Sorry.

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It's just like a cool thing
that Roses say. But, um...

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Hi, Rose here.

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Sorry. Oh my God!

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Bloody thing is... demented.

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- Uh, hi, Rose, I'm-- I'm Martin.
- Hi. Okay, shall we get started?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I brought some
toasted sandwiches along.

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I wasn't sure
how long we'd be.

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Oh, okay.

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And a couple of little juices.

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Oh.

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Lovely idea.

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So--
Oh, and some mints.

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In case of...

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onions in the sandwich.

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- Breaths in the car, you know?
- Nice. Good.

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So, um, one thing is,
I think, uh...

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You do look like a "cool dude"
with those sunglasses,

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but I think for driving it might be
a bit better if you don't actually--

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No, no, no! No, no.
No, I-- I need them.

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They re, um...
special prescription.

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All right.

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Okay. So, should we get going?

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Now, you have nothing at all
to worry about.

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Just listen to the soothing
sound of my voice.

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And we pop the key into the ignition.
Very good.

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Indicate to pull out. Oh, very-- Yeah,
excellent, so-- Just flying there, Martin.

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Very good.

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Sometimes it's just easy
to teach, you know?

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That's just fine.

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You don't barely-- You barely
have to do anything.

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So now this is called
parallel parking.

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And You're doing
very well there.

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Yeah, look behind you.
And look in front o ya.

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Brilliant.

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That's fantastic, Martin. I'd say
you are nearly ready for your test.

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I passed my test 17 years ago.
What?

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Rose, I haven't been
honest with you.

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You did want your juice?

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No, I didn't really come
to you for a driving lesson.

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Oh my God,
You're an external examiner.

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Let me just say, that thing
about the mirrors,

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I was only messing,
you do need to use them.

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I was gonna just do a lesson
and then pretend to my daughter

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that I had asked you for help
and that you had said no-- Wait.

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Asked me for help? With what?

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- With my wife.
- Oh, your wife?

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- She can't drive, is it?
- No, my deceased wife.

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Ugh. I knew
this was going too well.

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Um,
I'm a driving instructor

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and you are perfectly
capable of driving,

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so please exit my vehicle.
Thank you.

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I knew this whole thing
was a bad idea. I'm sorry.

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I'm-- I'm-- I'm--

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Martin?

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- Did your wife do that to your face?
- It's just a--

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I, uh... it's just a bump.

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Bonnie said it would be--
If I put some frozen peas on it

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it'll be fine. Wait. You can
hear her when she speaks?

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- Yeah. Why?
- N-Never mind.

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It's just you--
You're so nice to talk to,

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you-- you seem like
such a warm person.

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You seem really nice as well.

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And maybe you could have a chat with
my wife, you know, woman to woman?

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Use your gift just to find out
what's up with her?

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Mm-mm. I don't use
my Talents anymore.

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I swore I would never again.
They re too dangerous.

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Well, then maybe with my
daughter Sarah then, tell her--

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- tell her this ghost stuff is normal?
- I said no!

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Okay, I understand. I'm--
I'm sorry for bothering you.

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Good-bye, Rose.

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He said I'm warm.

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<i>Do ghosts have feelings?</i>

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<i>Ghosts, like us, can be lonely.</i>

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<i>Stuck between worlds, they
spend what little energy they have</i>

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<i>trying to get
people's attention.</i>

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Ugh. Leave me alone.

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But try as they
might, it's hard for them

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<i>to make any real impact
in our world.</i>

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Stop waving at me,
branch.

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Generally,
most people tend to think ghosts

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<i>are something to be afraid of.</i>

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<i>Really, they re all just people.</i>

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<i>Maybe, we can help them
to move on.</i>

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<i>These are stuck people.</i>

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<i>Lonely people.</i>

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<i>Ordinary people.</i>

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<i>There's no doubt that Ireland</i>

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<i>has its fair share of musicians.</i>

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<i>But there are also many
who have moved here from abroad</i>

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<i>and now call Ireland home.</i>

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<i>♪ And I sing
La, la, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cosmic woman
La, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cosmic woman ♪</i>

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And what was it about Ireland that made
you want to move here 20 years ago?

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I was seeking solitude.

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Ireland is steeped
in the poetic...

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Mystical. Magic.

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The people are, uh...
are simpler people. Yes.

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Yeah, and all the tax
exemptions, of course.

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Yeah. Yes.
Yeah.

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<i>♪ Cosmic woman
La, la, la ♪</i>

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Few songs in rock history
had such instant success.

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<i>Christian shot from anonymity
to mega stardom.</i>

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Practically overnight. But that was it.

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<i>A one-hit wonder.
Christian's success was short-lived.</i>

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<i>None of his subsequent records
even made it to the charts.</i>

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Yes.
Everyone does call him

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"One-Hit Winter" and laughs
at him, et cetera.

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But this new album is gonna really turn
things around, and in a couple of weeks

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- we won't have to live in this shithole--
- Th-th-this is my comeback.

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<i>They say that
"The Devil is in the details,"</i>

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and with this album all the
details are just right.

238
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<i>In the eyes of the media</i>

239
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,249
<i>the only thing
cool about this Winter</i>

240
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,999
<i>are his bank accounts,</i>

241
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:08,249
<i>and reports are
they are now all frozen.</i>

242
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:11,499
Gah! She promised me
she wouldn't mention that!

243
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,374
This is why I never do
interviews anymore.

244
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:17,665
Now I misspelled "Beelzebub."

245
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,582
Christy, darling,
the phone's ringing.

246
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,915
Phone. Now, Christian.
It's your manager.

247
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:28,915
Bernard, old friend!
We re in the final stages here.

248
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:33,790
It's all been surprisingly easy. I did
the incantation to summon the chosen girl

249
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:37,124
and as if by, well,
magic she arrived.

250
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:40,790
Oh, the book's power
is really quite impressive.

251
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:52,665
Yeah. Of course, after the sacrifice
I'll send you the new album.

252
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,374
Oh, I can't wait
to be back on top!

253
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,749
Yes, we'll get hit
songs and money too.

254
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:02,249
Yeah, it's all on my,
uh... my list.

255
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,957
No.
I don't want my legs broken.

256
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,124
- Again.
- Hey, you, wake up!

257
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:13,790
Oh God.

258
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:17,082
- Uh, Bernie. I-- I think I must go.
- Shit!

259
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,999
Yes, I need to do some ma--
mastering.

260
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,249
See you at the Grammys.

261
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,165
- C-Claudia?
- Sorry.

262
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,374
Oh! Oh, the virgin!

263
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:37,332
Oh, Claudia! What in God's
green undergarments did you do?

264
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,665
What? I woke her up
to ask her something

265
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,665
and she kind of exploded,
sort of fell apart.

266
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:46,249
It'll still work, yeah? I just
sacrificed her a bit early.

267
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,957
Blood moon is tomorrow night.
The ceremony can only happen then!

268
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,457
Now I shall have to procure
another virgin!

269
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,665
I said, sorry.

270
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,040
The virgin divination rod.
Have you seen it?

271
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,832
There's an ornate phallus
carved into one end.

272
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,374
Oh, the willy stick?

273
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:16,749
Ah! Darling, please be more
respectful of my things!

274
00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,540
Seven hundred years old!

275
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,624
Ah!
Now, once operational

276
00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:25,624
it always points
in the direction of purity.

277
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,665
Now let me just do a quick
incantation to turn it on.

278
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:44,665
Babe?

279
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,415
Babe?

280
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,249
Babe!

281
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,332
Christian!
What now, my sweet?

282
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,707
Uh, maybe you should wait
until You're closer to town

283
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,124
before you turn
your dick-rod on?

284
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:03,665
Yes. Good idea.

285
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,332
And that's them
leaving the church.

286
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,624
And that's-- that's
the flowers. Aren't they lovely?

287
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:30,290
Yeah, and...
That's the family together.

288
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,165
All dressed up.

289
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,749
Yeah, I didn't know the woman.

290
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,040
- It was a brilliant funeral.
- Show me?

291
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,165
Oh, Rose.
I didn't recognize you.

292
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,332
You're after putting on
some weight?

293
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,415
- Yeah. Thank you.
- You pregnant too?

294
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,790
- No.
- Non-married mother like your sis--

295
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,249
All right, go on so, Noreen.
That should do you for six weeks now,

296
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,874
no need to see you again, all right?
That's on account. Bye.

297
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:56,832
- You all right?
- Fucking fossil.

298
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,374
- Blow job?
- Yes.

299
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:01,374
After the day
I've had I need one.

300
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,749
- So, I have a date.
- What?

301
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,624
- The man from the butcher?
- No.

302
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,374
You know Brian Walsh,
the guy from the county council?

303
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,915
- No.
- He put the cash machine in downtown.

304
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,957
He's a bit dull maybe, but sure.

305
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,707
That's good though, you know,
cause he won't be too giddy.

306
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,499
Rose, is "giddy" your way
of saying "sexually active"?

307
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,207
I think so, yeah. Yeah.

308
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,749
Anyway, listen! Noreen was
just saying to me there

309
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:25,207
that Christy Burke's wife is going
to jail for that infanticide.

310
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,207
- Oh...
- So he's practically single
now with no kids or nothing.

311
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,165
I was thinking
you should call up and see him.

312
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,540
No... Thank you though!

313
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,707
But I think-- I-I think
I might've met someone maybe?

314
00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:39,499
Wait. What?

315
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:42,874
I'm not sure, but this
gentleman, like, Martin...

316
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:46,415
Martin Martin. And, uh,
when we touched something,

317
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:49,665
there was something, all right?
I don't know, but...

318
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,707
He was only pretending that he couldn't
drive so that he could talk to me.

319
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,374
Oh my God. Pretending is good.
Go Martin.

320
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:58,082
- So, what did he want to talk about?
- Oh, his wife.

321
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,249
Like, she's dead,
but she still lives with him.

322
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,832
Oh, for fuck's sake.
One of them.

323
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:06,124
That's easily fixed now.
Quick ex-wife-orcism.

324
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,749
Sailor? You know
I can't do that.

325
00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,790
Why, Rose?
What's the worst that can happen?

326
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,790
Uh, I kill him
with my supernatural powers

327
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,915
leaving his daughter
to face her life alone?

328
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:19,082
Fair enough. Well, like,
tell me, did you, like, kiss?

329
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,874
Oh my God, did anything "giddy"
happen? No. Oh my God, no.

330
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:26,249
- I thought maybe, like,
something could but...
- Yeah?

331
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:30,665
I don't know. He just... He was crying
and I told him, like, get out of my car,

332
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,540
and then I ate a sandwich that he
left and then I started crying too.

333
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:37,374
Wow.

334
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:39,624
You should be a sexpert
in one of those magazines, Rose.

335
00:22:39,666 --> 00:22:41,207
Sailor, is that
your advice like?

336
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:46,832
All right, sorry. Well, why don't
you just get to know him a bit?

337
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,707
Like, see what he's into?

338
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,999
Likes, dislikes, that sort of thing.
Mm-hmm.

339
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:54,540
Would you call him? Oh, no, I have
a better idea actually. Stalk him.

340
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,957
- Stalk him?
- Rose, I do it all the time.

341
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,124
How do you think I found out
about Brian dumping Fiona Carberry?

342
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,207
I would never do that.

343
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,915
With you in a sec.

344
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,874
I'm just browsing, young lady.

345
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:30,040
So, Rose, if that is her real name,
said she doesn't do it anymore.

346
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,165
- Fuck's sake.
- Language.

347
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,790
She's refused to help? Bitch.

348
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,165
Don't be mean.

349
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,374
She seemed nice.

350
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,415
A bit weird maybe.
Huh?

351
00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:45,874
Nice weird, I suppose.
At least she didn't think I was nuts.

352
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:50,332
It felt good to--
to talk about it.

353
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,249
- You know, to somebody else who understood.
- Mm.

354
00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:56,624
Okay, well, it's a start.
No more excuses.

355
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,957
- It's me or Mom, seriously.
- All r-- O-okay.

356
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,499
I'll-- I'll talk to your mother.
See what I can do.

357
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,499
Aha! The old girl
has got something.

358
00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:28,499
The fragrant aroma of purity.

359
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:30,249
I just remembered
I have a mop, thanks.

360
00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:37,332
- Oh my God. Hi! Christian Winter!
- Hello.

361
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,915
- Oh my God. I am such a fan.
- Thank you.

362
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,582
- Ha...
- Yes.

363
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:46,082
Willy... Oh!

364
00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:48,665
"Will he" or won't he
release a new album soon?

365
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,582
We will all want to know.

366
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,290
Cause I loved "Cosmic Woman ."

367
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,124
- Stunning.
- Thank you. Thank you. Yes.

368
00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:55,499
But it was so long ago though.

369
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:57,665
I'd love to hear some--
Uh...

370
00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:01,374
Very soon, yeah. Believe me.
Working on it... right now.

371
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,624
Oh, cool! Okay. Bye!

372
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:18,415
Can I help you with something?

373
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:22,415
Uh, yes, my dear.
I believe you can.

374
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:27,165
What is evil?

375
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:35,582
Well, there are those who would
use their knowledge of magic

376
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,665
<i>for nefarious purposes.</i>

377
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:42,874
<i>Power. Fortune. Fame.</i>

378
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:47,915
Behold this--!

379
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,124
Uh...

380
00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,374
scrunchie.

381
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,790
Hair of the virgin.

382
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,415
Bonnie? You there?

383
00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:05,582
Come on, love.

384
00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:08,040
We need to chat.

385
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,165
Ugh, you.

386
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:21,832
God almighty, Bonnie!
One's not gonna kill me!

387
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,499
Oh, there's no need for that.

388
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:29,165
The spells they cast are not
incantations for luck

389
00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:32,957
<i>or good harvests,
but more like bargains,</i>

390
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,457
<i>struck with dark,
ancient and hungry spirits,</i>

391
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,290
<i>evil spirits whose help comes...</i>

392
00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:42,665
<i>with a price.</i>

393
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,124
Sarah!

394
00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,707
Babe, dinner!

395
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:59,374
It's chips, beans and waffles!

396
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:02,915
Coming, my sweet!
I'm doing an incantation.

397
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:04,665
Now!

398
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,374
This had better work.

399
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,624
Or it's curtains for Christian.

400
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,165
Martin Martin.

401
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,457
Hello?

402
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,832
No, I'm sorry.
It is Rose, sorry.

403
00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,124
I just had a frog
in my throat. What?

404
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:35,707
Can you slow down?
Yeah, of course I remember you.

405
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:40,457
No, I told you
I don't do that anymore--

406
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,540
Martin, don't do anything,
all right?

407
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,832
I'm on my way over now.

408
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,999
Why did you slaughter me, Rose?

409
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,374
Daddy's bag.

410
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:37,249
Bye, Mommy.

411
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,290
Yes, okay. Rose,
you can do this.

412
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,999
Just go over there.
Save the girl and...

413
00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:45,540
Don't slaughter anybody again.
And then...

414
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,707
Yeah, fall in love,
get that guy.

415
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:50,499
And then be home in time for something
to eat. Maybe something light.

416
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:51,832
Just yogurt or something.

417
00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:02,582
Hello.

418
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:03,665
Bonnie!

419
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,999
I'm guessing that was more
than just a gust of wind.

420
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,624
Yeah. Sorry.
No, it's okay.

421
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,332
Hi, Bonnie.
Um, my name is Rose.

422
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,540
Pleased to meet you. Okay.
Uh... Sarah, please. Upstairs?

423
00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:16,957
Yeah.
Good.

424
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,499
Uh, those are bad luck.

425
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,040
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Martin, she's floating!

426
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:57,832
She's floating, Martin! I know.
I told you. Rose, what is this?

427
00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,957
I don't know. I was trying to stay
calm down at the door but I'm--

428
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,332
I'm in way over my head.
I better go.

429
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:06,207
Huh? No, Rose, please! Please,
I don't have anybody else to turn to.

430
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,207
Please. Look at her.

431
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,874
Yeah.
Could it be Bonnie?

432
00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:14,165
I shouldn't have tried
to eat that doughnut.

433
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:16,290
I push her buttons, you know?

434
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:18,165
Yeah, but I don't think
that this is Bonnie.

435
00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,332
I mean, why would she do this
to her own daughter?

436
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,207
That's true.
She never bothers Sarah.

437
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:25,624
Plus, like, with possession
there's usually more vomiting

438
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:29,790
and funny voices and masturbating
with crucifixes and...

439
00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:31,457
You know, that sort of thing
anyway.

440
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,290
Like The Exorcist?
I never met him.

441
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:41,707
Then what is happening? Well, I do
have an idea but I really hope I'm wrong.

442
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:56,082
<i>Hello. I'm Vincent Dooley.</i>

443
00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:59,124
This week I'm visiting
the O'Callaghan farm

444
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:02,332
<i>in West Cork,
investigating a "gloating ."</i>

445
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:05,124
Gloating?
Yeah. Uh, goat floating.

446
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:09,290
- Right. Obviously.
- Um, Martin?

447
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,790
Do you think you can kind of be,
like, calm,

448
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,124
and like, do you remember
that cool guy in the car?

449
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:17,207
- With sunglasses and...
- ...notice the goat is now asleep and...

450
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,290
Just to let you know,
this is a Satanic ritual.

451
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:23,582
Satanists? Oh my God! don't tell me
I should have had her baptized.

452
00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:27,749
- This is a preparation for a virgin sacrifice.
- What?

453
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:31,249
Like, bang a goat?

454
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:34,124
Yeah, like some demons are into
that, you know, they re just...

455
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:37,915
Different strokes, but, um...Listen.

456
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:41,665
<i>On the eve of the blood moon,
the virgin's body will float</i>

457
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:44,332
<i>to where the spell
was originally cast.</i>

458
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:47,999
The blood moon. The-the weather
woman... was on about that.

459
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:49,874
It's a weird
lunar eclipse thing.

460
00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:52,707
She said it was tomorrow night!
Oh...

461
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:56,124
Sarah! Wake up! Martin, no! No!
No, you can't wake her.

462
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,707
- Why not?
- You can never wake a floating goat.

463
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,582
- Watch this.
- Wake him up.

464
00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:06,040
Martin! Stop!

465
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:09,124
Stop screaming! Shh. I'll help you,
okay?

466
00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:11,540
I know this holding spell.

467
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:14,374
Okay? I've got some herbs.

468
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,332
Just be calm. Martin.

469
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,499
This is gonna keep her safe.
Okay?

470
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:22,207
So it's mainly rowan
and sage and...

471
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,957
That's a holding spell.

472
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,165
Do you have any fresh basil
and Tabasco?

473
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:29,707
- What do they do?
- Um...

474
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,915
I brought this frozen pizza, and I
was hoping you could kind of pimp it?

475
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:34,040
I'm starving.

476
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:38,915
And now, we wait.

477
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:48,707
What a shithole.

478
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,832
I got it.
We need ectoplasm.

479
00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:52,915
It's this type of goo
that ghosts leave behind

480
00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:54,790
when they move on
to the spirit world.

481
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:57,749
- Like in Ghostbusters?
- Oh, I haven't read that.

482
00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:01,374
Okay, so, to break the spell we basically
have to collect the ectoplasm of seven ghosts

483
00:33:01,416 --> 00:33:03,957
- and rub that into your daughter's face.
- Ugh, it's kind of--

484
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,207
- kind of unnecessary gross, isn't it?
- No.

485
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,415
It's just, like,
technical paranormal stuff.

486
00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:10,957
Of course it would sound weird
to, like, a layperson.

487
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,915
Okay, th-that's not so bad.
We'll just go get some ectoplasm.

488
00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:19,624
Martin? You know the other day you were
saying that you could hear Bonnie?

489
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,957
Shh.
Yeah, yes, I can. Sometimes.

490
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,999
Do you know that that's a really
rare gift? That's called a Talent.

491
00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:26,832
- That's my talent?
- Mm-hmm.

492
00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:29,499
Why couldn't I be good
at something cool like DJ-ing?

493
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,957
It is cool.
That was my dad's talent too.

494
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,790
That's how come we could
work together, you know?

495
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:36,332
He could hear ghosts,
they spoke through him,

496
00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:38,915
and my Talent is basically,
like, chatting to them,

497
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:41,207
and That's what made us
such a good team.

498
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,999
Oh, so you were on his TV show?

499
00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,999
Yeah... I don't like
watching those ones.

500
00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:52,874
Jeepers!

501
00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:55,165
Sorry, Bonnie.
Totally my fault.

502
00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:58,165
- Martin...
- I put a plate in the bowl slot.

503
00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:02,957
Now, where are we gonna find
a ghost to get this ecto-stuff?

504
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,124
Where are we gonna find a ghost?
Martin? Right.

505
00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:08,082
You just have to let the ghost
inhabit your body

506
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,624
and I can do all the rest.
All right?

507
00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:13,540
It's basically
exorcising her.

508
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,624
Oh.

509
00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:20,082
Wait a minute. No way. Her?
Mm-hmm.

510
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,874
I mean it makes sense, and also,
don't you think it's time?

511
00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:24,457
That's my wife
You're talking about!

512
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:27,207
- Yeah, your dead wife.
- Shh!

513
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,499
She hates being talked about!

514
00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:33,582
And sometimes not being talked about.
She's a complicated woman.

515
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:37,582
These spirits, right? They re not
themselves. We can be helping her.

516
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,499
All she needs
is just like a little shove.

517
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,082
You are not shoving my wife.

518
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:44,999
I'm sorry. I will do anything
to help Sarah but...

519
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,374
killing my dead wife
is not an option.

520
00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:50,040
Okay. So we're just gonna
have to start somewhere else so.

521
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,624
Thank you, Rose.

522
00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:56,249
So, where in this little town
are we going to find seven ghosts?

523
00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:58,249
Well, actually...

524
00:34:58,291 --> 00:35:01,082
you might be surprised.

525
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:03,290
Hello.
Rose Dooley?

526
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,999
<i>I've been calling you for weeks!</i>

527
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:17,665
Why hasn't she
floated out? Christ!

528
00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:20,707
Why are we waiting so long?
Can't we just kill the bitch?

529
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:24,040
Claudia! I'm afraid it doesn't
work that way, okay?

530
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,290
The sacrifice
is a trade, you see?

531
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,749
A covenant between myself
and the dark one.

532
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:31,165
And then?
Yes.

533
00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:34,499
And then, my darling, you'll
have the riches you deserve.

534
00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:37,290
You put that Subaru jeep thing
I like on the Satan list?

535
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,540
Wait.

536
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:51,374
Deodamnatus!

537
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:56,082
There appears to be some sort of
holding spell on the virgin.

538
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,874
The plot thickens.

539
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:03,082
- Can't we just kill the bitch?
- Just-- No! Okay?

540
00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:06,915
They have the girl! And again,
killing the virgin is pointless!

541
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:10,207
It's a sacrifice!
We've been through this!

542
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:14,040
Don't you get snippy with me! I'm this close
with you, Christian, this fucking close!

543
00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:16,290
You think
I don't understand sacrifices?

544
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,957
I have put up with your
tragic magic for years.

545
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,332
I have sacrificed
all our royalties

546
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:24,374
to get the money to buy this
fucking book. It better work!

547
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:27,207
For it to work
we must pursue them.

548
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:29,540
The blood moon
grows ever closer.

549
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,040
This bloody moon better make me bloody rich!

550
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:33,124
Yes.

551
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,040
Nervous?

552
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,915
Well, I mean I told you
I'm basically retired

553
00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:54,457
for a really long time like,
so...

554
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,790
I don't know if you need
to get somebody else.

555
00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:57,415
I'm actually
really very rusty.

556
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,124
I've been calling you for weeks!

557
00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:01,499
- This must be her.
- Oh! Hi.

558
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:10,915
- Do you have a problem with a ghost, is it?
- I don't know if it's a ghost

559
00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:12,624
or what, but--
You see these here?

560
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,249
I've had to move them
away from the house.

561
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:15,915
They re driving the dog mental.

562
00:37:15,958 --> 00:37:17,290
Here. Wait till I show ya.

563
00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:20,374
Holy shit!

564
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,790
Everything okay?
Yeah, good.

565
00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:40,832
Good, thanks, how are you?
Martin, no.

566
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:43,582
I absolutely can't do this.
Like this is-- This is demented.

567
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,665
I'm having a full on panic attack,
I'm freaking out,

568
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,749
and you go now and tell her
I'm having a panic attack.

569
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,790
I'm just gonna try something.

570
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:53,999
- Hey! You need to get your shit together, woman!
- What?

571
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:57,624
Did you actually just put on a
"cool voice" and call me "woman"?

572
00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:00,832
Yes. Yes, I did.
And I-- And I said "shit" too.

573
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:02,957
I am so sorry. I...
Oh...

574
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,457
I was just trying to stop you
from freaking out.

575
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:05,874
Are you still freaking out?

576
00:38:06,666 --> 00:38:07,874
N-no.

577
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,040
Okay. Come on.

578
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:12,749
Come on!

579
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:18,290
Excuse us, Janet, we just had some technical
difficulties but they re all sorted now.

580
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:21,124
Could I ask, have you
lost anybody recently?

581
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,290
My Tom passed a few months ago.

582
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:27,249
- Oh. I'm so sorry.
- Well, I'm not. Prick.

583
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:31,374
Tell me this, um...
Was Tom sort of responsible

584
00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:33,874
- for the rubbish and the recycling?
- Oh, yeah.

585
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:37,332
- I wonder if he has something to do with--
- You mean Tom's behind this?

586
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:40,124
Well, I can't say but...

587
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,290
Oh! Oh, Janet...
Tommy, do you hear me?

588
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,582
I put stew in the green bin
if I like!

589
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,707
Janet, I'm sorry. Please, there's
absolutely no need to worry.

590
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:50,790
I can take care of this. it's a very
straightforward procedure, okay?

591
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,499
What are they
spazzing out about?

592
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:59,832
- Give me your hand.
- Seems to be some local form of the dark arts.

593
00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:03,540
It's quite surprising.
Is it?

594
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:05,582
Oh! They re so soft.

595
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:09,249
Um, thanks. Listen, Rose,

596
00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,915
where exactly
does the ectoplasm come from?

597
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,499
I-it doesn't matter.
You'll see in a minute.

598
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,040
Now, just close your eyes, okay?

599
00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:23,290
Oh, spirit on the road between life
and death, I call out to you now!

600
00:39:26,791 --> 00:39:29,999
Would ye like tea or anything?

601
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:34,415
Tom Byrne, my Talent
compels you to show yourself!

602
00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:46,665
Oh, restless spirit!

603
00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:49,790
Enter now this vessel
I have before me!

604
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,249
Whenever You're ready,
please!

605
00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:58,499
It's working.

606
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:03,624
Oh, Jan,
is it yourself?

607
00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:07,665
- Tom! Is that you?
- It is I, my love.

608
00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:11,040
- How are you?
- Christ almighty, I thought I'd never get rid of you.

609
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,832
Now it seems
as though I was right!

610
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:14,790
Janet, if you just let me
do the spirit talking

611
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,749
cause it's actually quite complicated
and technical.

612
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:19,124
Oh, who are you, my love?

613
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,540
- My name is Rose.
- He's three times your age.

614
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:23,082
- Would you look at yourself?
- Ow!

615
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:24,957
- Janet! No!
- Ow!

616
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,332
Who is this succubus?

617
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,707
Janet! I would actually
love that cup of tea, please?

618
00:40:33,916 --> 00:40:35,999
- Dirty auld fuck.
- It's just if--

619
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:38,124
There's a green bin right there!

620
00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:41,332
I don't know why you wouldn't
just recycle to the green bin!

621
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:46,374
Look at the milk going into the recycling.
That's perfect isn't it? Yeah?

622
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:49,540
Now, you don't have to worry
about that anymore, all right, pet?

623
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,165
Tom, give me your little hands.

624
00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,165
Good man. Now...

625
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:58,124
Oh, restless spirit!

626
00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,665
Untether yourself
from this world

627
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,665
and let the tides
carry you home!

628
00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:15,999
Good job!

629
00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,415
Very good.

630
00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:23,915
Martin! We did it!

631
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:27,832
Why did it have to be
so unnecessarily gross?

632
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:28,915
We did it!

633
00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,374
This witch must be stopped.

634
00:41:33,416 --> 00:41:35,874
We must break that holding spell.

635
00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:42,874
Pumpkin? I believe it's time
to face one of my biggest fears.

636
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:43,957
Ducks?

637
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,582
No, my darling.

638
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:50,249
Tomorrow...
I'm going to learn to drive.

639
00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,332
Hey. Hey.

640
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,165
Uh, burger and chips.

641
00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,749
Oh. Hello.

642
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,415
Hello, sleepy head.

643
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,624
You're up?

644
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:26,290
Oh, I'm sorry. I am wrecked.

645
00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:31,624
Turns out taking a ghost into your
body and puking up his ectoplasm

646
00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:34,124
when your daughter is under
a Satanic levitation spell

647
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,999
will take it out of you.
<i>Aw.</i>

648
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:38,040
Well, You're learning
so fast, though.

649
00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,165
Um...

650
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:43,874
Good teacher.

651
00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:45,582
Good teacher? Good partner.

652
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:51,374
Oh! Ow.

653
00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:53,415
All right,
well, I'd better go in,

654
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,124
cause Bonnie will be
wondering where I've been.

655
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,290
All right. Okay.

656
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:58,082
Good night.

657
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,165
See you tomorrow.

658
00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:12,374
Well, look who came
crawling back.

659
00:43:12,416 --> 00:43:15,165
I, uh... totally forgot Sarah.

660
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,915
Morning.

661
00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,374
Hello, toaster.

662
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,790
Long time no see, branch.

663
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,832
Hello, little ghost lady.

664
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:43,207
- Hello.
- Oh!

665
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:46,749
I'm sorry, I thought
you were dead!

666
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,915
Oh, my goodness.

667
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:24,040
So yes,
throughout this series

668
00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:26,207
<i>we have shone a light
into the darkness.</i>

669
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,374
<i>Goodness nurtures love.
Love defeats evil.</i>

670
00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:32,082
- Hm.
- Thanks Rose.

671
00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:35,374
<i>It's love that binds
the best partnerships together.</i>

672
00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:38,165
<i>It's where true magic
comes from.</i>

673
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:39,582
See you tomorrow, partner--

674
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,374
<i>That's why I emphasize caution</i>

675
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:43,665
<i>- with your given Talent.</i>
- Oh!

676
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,332
<i>So if one partner
makes the slightest mistake</i>

677
00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:50,707
<i>the other can be sucked out
into the spinning void of chaos!</i>

678
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:54,124
<i>Ending up stuck,
trapped or even worst:</i>

679
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:56,707
<i>- Nowhere at all!
- Ugh.</i>

680
00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:58,874
<i>Lucky I have nothing
to worry about</i>

681
00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:02,874
<i>because my Talented partner
never makes mistakes.</i>

682
00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:04,749
<i>She's...</i>

683
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,165
<i>She's extraordinary.</i>

684
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,499
Extraordinary.

685
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:48,374
I can't do this.

686
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:58,832
Hello there, Rose. This is Martin here.

687
00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:01,540
Looking forward to getting up
and at em whenever You're ready.

688
00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:05,124
I think we're really gonna kick some
ass today! If you'll excuse my French.

689
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:09,665
<i>See you soon, partner. Bye-ee!</i>

690
00:46:11,291 --> 00:46:13,790
Hello, Rose Dooley,

691
00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:16,540
<i>Christian Winter,
the artist here.</i>

692
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:20,374
<i>I hear you are a rather
talented driving instructor.</i>

693
00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,665
<i>I should like
to employ your services.</i>

694
00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:25,915
<i>Today, noon, at my castle.
Good day.</i>

695
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:38,915
<i>She's extraordinary.</i>

696
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:41,207
Daddy, no!

697
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:46,999
Hi, this is Rose. I'm on my way.

698
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,290
I made you a sandwich.

699
00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:02,457
Thank you, my dear.

700
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:06,124
I couldn't face it right now,
but perhaps after my tutorial.

701
00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:08,957
Don't be such a drama queen!
It's a driving lesson, dickhead.

702
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,124
Get it bloody done.
Yes, ma am.

703
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,207
Ah, here she comes.

704
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,957
So, how are you gonna find out
what she's been up to then, babe?

705
00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:21,707
Just a little clever sleuthing.

706
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,249
It's chocolate spread,
by the way.

707
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,999
Hi! Hi, I'm Rose.

708
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:39,374
Oh!
Delighted.

709
00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:42,332
Um, we met yesterday, actually.
Outside Bargains Galore?

710
00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:44,290
Ah, yes,
in the slaughterhouse.

711
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:47,624
- No, in the shop.
- Yes. Yeah.

712
00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:49,915
Memorable encounter indeed.

713
00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:52,457
Yeah. So, driving.

714
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:56,374
I brought myself a snack
and some seltzer.

715
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,999
It's chocolate spread.
Lovely.

716
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,165
Now...

717
00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:46,124
- Proceed.
- Okay. Now...

718
00:48:46,166 --> 00:48:48,457
So, both hands on the wheel.

719
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,290
Right? Ah, very good.

720
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:52,707
And now you just push down
on the clutch.

721
00:48:56,875 --> 00:48:59,207
With your foot. Sorry.
Use your foot.

722
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,624
Of course. Yes, yes, yes.

723
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:02,665
How foolish of me.

724
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:05,707
That's the accelerator,
sorry.

725
00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:08,790
That's the accelerator.
No.

726
00:49:08,833 --> 00:49:12,624
You're absolutely fine. So this time
push the clutch down with your foot.

727
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:14,582
Very good.

728
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,165
That's the accelerator
again now. No.

729
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,499
Okay. That's--
Yeah, that is the clutch.

730
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,207
Yes.
Good, but just...

731
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,999
Use your left foot.
Or use your other left foot.

732
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,665
Now! Very good. Great stuff.

733
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:33,207
Now we can just slip the car
into first gear.

734
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:47,082
Ah!

735
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,457
Oh my God, are you--

736
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:51,082
Christian? Are you okay?

737
00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:57,499
I think I should like
to go home now, my dear.

738
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:59,749
Okay. No,
maybe you should. Yeah.

739
00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:01,707
Thank you.

740
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:06,290
Perhaps this driving
is just not for me.

741
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,249
No.

742
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,082
I'm just a bad teacher.
I shouldn't be doing this either.

743
00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:13,832
Oh?

744
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:16,457
Is there perhaps
some other field

745
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,165
in which your true talents
may lie?

746
00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,249
No.

747
00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:23,165
Well, not really. I mean...

748
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:26,290
-Kind of but actually--
-Talent is what fuels us.

749
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,540
What stirs our loins.

750
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:33,915
What elevates us from the beasts
and other, non-amazing people.

751
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:38,457
You'd really rather
just to have no talents at all?

752
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,374
Spend your life doing this?

753
00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:44,290
Mm.

754
00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:49,915
I'd just like everything
to be... ordinary.

755
00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:53,124
So maybe I can help.
Perhaps if, uh...

756
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,457
May I? Come on?

757
00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:03,915
<i>♪ And I sang
La, la, la ♪</i>

758
00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:07,374
<i>♪ Cosmic woman
La, la, la ♪</i>

759
00:51:07,416 --> 00:51:09,790
<i>♪ My cosmic woman ♪</i>

760
00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:11,874
A little better?

761
00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:14,165
Th-thank you.

762
00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:19,374
And perhaps a small token
of my gratitude.

763
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:22,290
An exclusive preview
of some new material.

764
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:23,874
It's a signed copy.
Oh!

765
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:26,124
From one talented person
to another.

766
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:29,207
- Oh, That's lovely.
- In lieu of payment of course.

767
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,999
Oh... All right.

768
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:33,582
Well, farewell, my dear.

769
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:35,874
All right. Good-bye.

770
00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:42,082
Oh, sorry, the door.
I'll get it.

771
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,999
World class.

772
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:16,082
I was nervous you weren't going
to come. I cook when I'm nervous.

773
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:20,207
- Oh, I eat when I'm nervous.
- We make a great team so.

774
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:22,957
Yeah...
I've got a few jars washed

775
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,874
and ready for the
ectoplasm tonight.

776
00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:26,374
- All right.
- Okay...

777
00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:28,665
I made you this earlier.
When I was restless.

778
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:31,415
Oh my God. That's fabulous.

779
00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,915
This is gonna make a mockery
of all my other crockery.

780
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:37,207
Thank you. I'll whittle you
a spoon when all this is done.

781
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,749
You like garlic?
Um, not really.

782
00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:41,749
So what was it
you wanted to chat about?

783
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:44,999
Bonnie, no!
Ah, its gone everywhere!

784
00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:48,332
- Ah!
- Martin, can you just leave that sauce

785
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,457
- and listen to me just for a second?
- Yes. Uh, yes, what is it?

786
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,082
I really think
It's important that I tell you

787
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,457
what happened
to my last partner.

788
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,082
- Your dad?
- Mm-hmm.

789
00:52:57,208 --> 00:53:00,082
We were investigating
a haunted pothole, right?

790
00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:03,915
And there was this woman there with
her dog and she just had the empty lead

791
00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:06,499
and the dog was inside the pothole.
And my dad said--

792
00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:09,207
Some sort
of apparitional portal.

793
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,374
You did the right thing
calling us.

794
00:53:11,416 --> 00:53:13,040
It doesn't look good,
I'm afraid.

795
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:16,374
The best we can do for, um...

796
00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:19,499
- Beans.
- Beans.

797
00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:25,457
Beans, here, is to be sure
he makes it to the other side.

798
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,582
<i>And my dad said to me, like,
It's on you, Rose, you know?</i>

799
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,290
<i>Like it was gonna be
my turn to do it?</i>

800
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:31,832
Now, Rose. There are
two spirits at play here.

801
00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:35,415
The Pothole Spirit and Beans.

802
00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:39,374
Daddy, I can't! Follow your heart,
Rose. Always trust your Talents.

803
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:41,624
And my dad went and he inhabited
the spirit of the dog.

804
00:53:44,041 --> 00:53:45,832
So, he was, like,
"Woof, woof, woof!"

805
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:47,832
<i>So Beans, the dog,
was actually in him,</i>

806
00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:49,874
<i>and animal spirits
are always kind of tricky.</i>

807
00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:52,915
That's my Beans.
Oh, You're a good boy, Aren't you?

808
00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:55,332
<i>But you see,
the spinning pothole was in him too,</i>

809
00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:57,582
<i>so he became half pothole,
half dog?</i>

810
00:53:57,625 --> 00:54:00,582
But I totally panicked
and I forgot the words.

811
00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:03,999
Oh, weary traveler...
on the road between-- Oh...

812
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:07,499
And then Daddy freaked and went
spinning into the middle of the road.

813
00:54:07,541 --> 00:54:10,165
The next thing I see a lorry
coming down the road towards him.

814
00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,415
And the lorry driver was, like,
"Boo-boo boo-boo boo."

815
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,665
<i>-And I was, like--</i>
-Daddy, no!

816
00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:17,582
And the lorry smashed Daddy.

817
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:23,040
That was it. And then
there was like a magpie

818
00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:24,499
up in the tree
and the magpie was like--

819
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,915
You know, this kind of thing--

820
00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:34,957
I don't want that to happen
to you. So That's why

821
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,374
I need to tell you, you need
to find yourself a new partner.

822
00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:41,665
What?

823
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:44,332
I'm sorry that happened
to you but...

824
00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:47,332
We don't have a choice!
The blood moon is tonight!

825
00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:49,540
And anyway I don't care
if anything happens to me.

826
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:52,915
- She's my little girl.
- Yeah, but, like, I care, you know?

827
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:56,540
Because I can't go through all of
this again. I really can't, Martin.

828
00:54:56,583 --> 00:55:00,540
- So I'm just gonna take my bowl and
I'm just gonna say good-bye.
- Just hang on a minute!

829
00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:02,624
My daughter is about to be
deflowered with the devil

830
00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:04,290
and You're telling me
you won't help?

831
00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:07,040
I can't help.
What are you so afraid of?

832
00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:09,040
Didn't you just hear my story?
After that and everything?

833
00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:11,832
I made one tiny mistake
and my dad actually got killed.

834
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:14,582
He turned into a dog-pothole
and he got killed. So what?

835
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:18,082
- So what?
- No, I Don't-- I don't mean...

836
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,707
"So what?" I mean,
You're just afraid.

837
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:23,749
- I'm afraid? You're the one who's
scared of your dead wife.
- Shh.

838
00:55:23,791 --> 00:55:26,665
I saw what she did to the garlic!
Do you think I'm blind?

839
00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:28,749
Rose, I know
you think I'm crazy.

840
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:31,957
I don't think that You're crazy
but actually that You're scared,

841
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,957
because I think You're scared of what
your life will be like without her.

842
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,790
Yes, I'm scared!
I am afraid and I'm fine with that.

843
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:44,790
If you don't help me, Sarah is
going to die! That's... all I meant.

844
00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:46,540
But this wouldn't be
making a mistake.

845
00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:48,415
This would be not even trying!

846
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:04,415
<i>♪ Satan, Satan ♪</i>

847
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:11,999
<i>♪ Satan, Satan ♪</i>

848
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:27,665
<i>♪ Satan, Satan ♪</i>

849
00:56:40,041 --> 00:56:42,165
World class.

850
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:50,999
<i>♪ You're still on my mind ♪</i>

851
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:56,332
<i>♪ And even though
I manage on my own ♪</i>

852
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:06,332
<i>♪ My heart is low
My heart is so low ♪</i>

853
00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:11,915
♪ As only
A woman's heart can be ♪

854
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:19,415
I, um... I saw the guitar
there and, um...

855
00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:22,624
And she really liked that song
when she was small.

856
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:27,415
Oh, That's just lovely, Martin.
Especially sung in a male voice.

857
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:31,665
I have it on cassette in my, um, car,
and I have it on CD at home.

858
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:37,374
Rose, I'm sorry about that.
My outburst.

859
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:40,207
No, it's okay.
Anyway, You're right.

860
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,290
Like--
Listen, Rose. it's okay, you...

861
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:45,374
Don't have to explain it to me.
I understand what it's like.

862
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:55,040
Well, we better go, Martin. That
ectoplasm isn't going to collect itself.

863
00:57:58,791 --> 00:58:00,749
I better change my shirt.

864
00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:01,915
Okay. I'll wait.

865
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,374
I'll wait downstairs. Sorry.

866
00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:15,207
No!

867
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,540
- The shirt's lovely on you.
- Oh, thanks.

868
00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:54,040
Oh! Where'd you get
the doughnut?

869
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:55,999
- Can I've a bit?
- N-No.

870
00:58:56,041 --> 00:58:58,207
Oh, That's Sailor there. Okay.

871
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,665
Now, just so you know, she thinks
we re on a date tonight, so...

872
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,790
Why? Uh, she somehow,
like, got the impression

873
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:04,874
that we, like, got "giddy"
last night, like...

874
00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:08,249
Like--

875
00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:12,540
- Or like-- I don't know. It's as if like.
- Gross.

876
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:16,165
I know. That's what I-- She's demented
like. That's what I said to her.

877
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:23,499
Hi, nice dress, that was Granny's was it?
Oh, hi! You're Martin.

878
00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:26,749
Yeah, hello, Sailor. "Hello, Sailor."
Oh, you heard that one before, Martin?

879
00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:29,040
And yeah, it's a nickname and no,
I'm not gonna tell you my real name.

880
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,415
- Sailor, stop it, would ya?
- So where's this baby, then?

881
00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:33,915
She's upstairs. there's no need to
check on her. I wasn't planning on it.

882
00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:35,707
Do you know how long
it takes me to get up the stairs?

883
00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:37,874
Yeah, just ring us
if she wakes or anything, okay?

884
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:40,332
- And don't go upstairs.
- Straightaway. Just give us a ring.

885
00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:42,665
All right, chillax. Geez, you
two are gonna get on just fine.

886
00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,415
Seriously,
Don't go upstairs.

887
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,790
Go on.
Thanks, girl.

888
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:58,290
What a shithole.

889
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:01,707
- You have several new messages.
- Christ.

890
01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:04,040
My Nana Deirdre
is appearing to me in the kitchen.

891
01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:07,082
<i>I can't even face my Coco Pops
with her staring.</i>

892
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:10,082
I think it looks like Hitler.
Or a turtle, maybe?

893
01:00:10,125 --> 01:00:12,290
Or the Hamburglar?

894
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:14,874
No, it's definitely
my Nana Deirdre all right.

895
01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:17,124
Why is she here? Watching me.

896
01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:22,332
I mean, could Nana Deirdre
have a message for you?

897
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,624
Like, she's annoyed
about something?

898
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,249
I've collected a lot of money
for a sponsored walk.

899
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:37,499
There was no walk. I think she's
warning me to change my crooked ways.

900
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:41,040
Bingo. That's it. Yeah,
I'll have a quick chat with her.

901
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:48,957
Good job.

902
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,124
Rose Dooley?

903
01:00:52,166 --> 01:00:55,040
<i>Your help would be
greatly appreciated.</i>

904
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:59,082
It's been weeping
constantly for two days.

905
01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,082
I'm quite spooked, actually.

906
01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:10,665
These tears are 7-Up.

907
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:14,874
It's mother! She adored 7-Up.

908
01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:26,124
The chips. The chips
Won't stay in the pan.

909
01:01:26,166 --> 01:01:29,499
The customers are going baloobas!
Is there anything you can do?

910
01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:32,790
Well done, Martin. Good man.

911
01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,332
Thanks a million,
lads, see you now!

912
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,082
It's nearly done.

913
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:42,582
We re running out of time!

914
01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:45,707
I spotted him out the back,
going through me bins...

915
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:48,332
Hm. And how big
was this "wolf-man"?

916
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:53,707
Hard to say... But jeez, I wouldn't
mess with him. Out for blood he was.

917
01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:56,624
Hm. And you said he had
ginger hair? Oh, definitely.

918
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:58,832
I shined a torch on him
and, uh...

919
01:01:58,875 --> 01:02:02,124
H-His hair was as orange as a--

920
01:02:02,166 --> 01:02:04,165
- An orange?
- Satsuma.

921
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:09,082
That kind of color, you know?
Sniffy nose and... sharp fangs!

922
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,790
I suppose if you were
a red-headed person,

923
01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,790
you would become
a ginger werewolf.

924
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:17,957
Four legs and a long tail
on him too.

925
01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:21,540
Mr. Daly, was it a fox?

926
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:24,665
- Oh, I'd say it was, yeah.
- All right. Good night so.

927
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:27,124
- Good luck, love. Call again soon!
- Okay. All right.

928
01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:31,874
Aw, shit, me keys.

929
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,290
We re one short.

930
01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:37,290
I can think of one more.

931
01:02:43,916 --> 01:02:47,540
This place gives me the creeps.
I haven't been here in ages.

932
01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:52,082
- Just down here though.
- Yeah, not since... Bonnie's funeral, actually.

933
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:55,082
That makes me feel bad. I should
probably visit her grave more often.

934
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,415
You know, it's just around...

935
01:02:58,833 --> 01:02:59,874
here actually.

936
01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:04,540
What? This was your plan
all evening to bring me here?

937
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:07,332
I'm sorry, and I think you know
what you need to do.

938
01:03:07,375 --> 01:03:10,957
I-I'm a coward, Rose.
We've already established that.

939
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,874
Beaten down, held captive
by a dead person.

940
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:15,957
Aw...

941
01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:19,332
You never asked me
how Bonnie died.

942
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,124
Hmm. Well...

943
01:03:22,291 --> 01:03:24,749
Yeah, there never seemed
to be a good time about.

944
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:31,249
I made Bonnie a wooden clock.

945
01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:34,665
And every day at the exact time
that we got married,

946
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:37,790
<i>a little wooden me
and a little wooden Bonnie</i>

947
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,499
<i>would pop out and kiss.</i>

948
01:03:43,208 --> 01:03:47,040
- And it broke and killed her.
- Oh.

949
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:50,999
That wasn't a very good story.
It's not as good as yours.

950
01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:52,999
I didn't really commit to it
in the same way.

951
01:03:54,416 --> 01:03:57,332
Eight years later,
look what I've become.

952
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:01,165
Well, That's all
changed now, okay?

953
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:04,332
Because this,
this wasn't your fault.

954
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:10,915
You know what, Rose?
Since I've met you,

955
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:12,957
you've made me see
what's possible.

956
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,874
And I am not talking about
ghosts and spirits and all that.

957
01:04:15,916 --> 01:04:17,457
You've made me realize that...

958
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:19,665
when it's time...

959
01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:22,832
I can move towards the light.

960
01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:25,374
Me too, Martin!

961
01:04:25,416 --> 01:04:27,999
You know, I used to think
I was invisible.

962
01:04:28,041 --> 01:04:32,207
Like, until this? I felt like
I was a ghost too, you know?

963
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:35,374
And it's awful, and I don't want
to feel like that anymore.

964
01:04:35,416 --> 01:04:39,165
And I'm sure that Bonnie doesn't
want that anymore either, you know?

965
01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:47,540
Thanks, Martin.
I've never felt this alive.

966
01:04:48,666 --> 01:04:51,582
And it's because you believed
that I was real.

967
01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:54,749
I know
that we are gonna do it.

968
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:59,332
- Save Sarah?
- Yeah. Obviously.

969
01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:03,624
- Let's do it! Okay.
- Yeah! Let's do it.

970
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:31,040
...there is a half-empty jar
of mayonnaise of something anyway.

971
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,415
- Oh yeah?
- What are you--

972
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,165
Who's this?
How was your date?

973
01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:36,540
Sailor, you have to go.
I'm sorry. What?

974
01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:38,957
Yeah.
Brian, sit me up there, will ya?

975
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,165
Hi. I'm Brian Walsh, by the way.
Your local county council.

976
01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:45,749
- Shut up, Brian. Jesus.
- She knows something's up.

977
01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:49,749
Um, what the fuck was that? we're running
out of time, we have to get started now.

978
01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:52,540
Wait. What's going on? I don't have time
to explain cause the eclipse is happening

979
01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:54,957
in a few minutes. We have to
exorcise his dead wife, Bonnie,

980
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,249
or else we won't get the ectoplasm
that we need to save his daughter,

981
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,499
because otherwise she's
gonna be ravaged by hell demons.

982
01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:01,749
- Just explained it there anyway, Rose.
- Oh, yeah.

983
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,790
- Right, I'll set up.
- Okay, cool.

984
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,165
- I'm gonna head off now.
- Shut up, Brian, will ya?

985
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,707
Why didn't you tell me
what was going on?

986
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,874
Well, cause you thought
we had a date like,

987
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:18,374
and you were so proud of me
and... I don't know, it felt nice.

988
01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,957
I'm always proud of you.
Dickhead.

989
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,790
- Thanks.
- So, nothing going on then?

990
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,499
- No.
- Okay, all set up, Rose.

991
01:06:26,541 --> 01:06:28,415
- Okay, great.
- Do you want me to stay?

992
01:06:28,458 --> 01:06:29,832
- Would you?
- Yeah, help me up.

993
01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:31,457
- Okay.
- Rose.

994
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,749
- Yeah?
- This is actually fucking deadly.

995
01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:34,832
So exciting.

996
01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:37,915
It's so cool You're using
your Talent again.

997
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:40,457
Brian. Now!

998
01:06:48,875 --> 01:06:52,665
I seal this pact
with a drop of blood!

999
01:06:57,416 --> 01:06:59,832
Now. You ready?

1000
01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:11,749
Oh, spirit on the road between
life and death, I call out to you!

1001
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:19,249
Open now the gate so that the
living may speak with the dead.

1002
01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,749
I summon thee hence
into this realm.

1003
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:28,207
Bonnie Martin,
of 25 Parkmore Drive,

1004
01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:31,999
my spirit compels thee
to show yourself!

1005
01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:35,290
Uh, Bonnie?

1006
01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:43,249
- Get the fock out of my house!
- Bonnie?

1007
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,790
Sailor? Can I go home?

1008
01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:47,957
I see what's going on here.

1009
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,540
You fancy my Martin.

1010
01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:51,165
- No.
- You just want rid of me

1011
01:07:51,208 --> 01:07:53,915
so you can get your
dirty paws on him!

1012
01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:57,499
- That's not it at all.
- Martin is mine.

1013
01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,874
Sarah is mine.

1014
01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:02,165
<i>And this house is mine.</i>

1015
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:10,207
Bonnie! You loved Martin
and Martin loved you.

1016
01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:12,957
But do you remember
your wedding day?

1017
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,499
Do you remember
what you told him?

1018
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:17,707
- No anal?
- Ugh.

1019
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:21,957
Didn't you also say to him
"Until death do us part"?

1020
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,207
Bonnie, I'm so sorry
but it's time for you to part.

1021
01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:28,749
Hair of the local witch.

1022
01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:34,540
<i>- Now to block her Talents!</i>
- What's wrong?

1023
01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:37,665
I don't know. Someone's
interfering with my Talents.

1024
01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:40,374
<i>Break the holding spell!</i>

1025
01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:47,874
Look at you there!
On your knees like a right auld hoor.

1026
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:50,499
A vote for me
is a vote for progress.

1027
01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:52,499
Rose, come on.
Trust your Talents.

1028
01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:54,665
You wish to be ordinary.

1029
01:08:56,833 --> 01:09:00,374
Allow me to grant that wish.

1030
01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:23,665
Bonnie Martin,
look for a safe place!

1031
01:09:23,708 --> 01:09:26,290
Trouble the living no more!

1032
01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:31,040
Leave this space and this realm.

1033
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,582
- Oh Jesus!
- Brian!

1034
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:37,665
Get a handful of that,
take those jars and run upstairs

1035
01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,165
and rub it into
his daughter's face.

1036
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,374
- What?
- Quick, Brian!

1037
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,290
Good man. Okay, Martin!

1038
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:46,957
Wake up. Martin!

1039
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,249
You said you were gonna
whittle me a spoon!

1040
01:09:49,291 --> 01:09:54,124
Oh, no, it's happening again.
Oh Martin, I'm so sorry.

1041
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,790
Rose?
What?

1042
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:01,332
Martin? Is that you?

1043
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:02,832
I'm here.
You are?

1044
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:15,207
- Oh my God! Gross!
- I knew it, you dirty hoor!

1045
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,874
No. Martin?

1046
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:20,457
Martin can't come
to the phone right now.

1047
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:23,624
- So get the fock out of my house!
- Oh, my God.

1048
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:26,915
Okay. Um, Martin, I'm just gonna
try something, okay?

1049
01:10:28,041 --> 01:10:30,874
Ow! Did you just slap me?

1050
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:34,415
Yeah. Sorry. it's okay.
What happened?

1051
01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:36,790
- It kind of went wrong.
- There's no one up there.

1052
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:39,249
- What?
- What? Sarah!

1053
01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:41,707
Sarah! Sarah!

1054
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,040
Sarah!

1055
01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:54,582
- She's gone. What did you do?
- Martin? Leave her alone.

1056
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,790
- Where is she?
- I messed up and...

1057
01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:59,124
she's been summoned
to the sacrifice.

1058
01:10:59,166 --> 01:11:00,207
Oh, no.

1059
01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:03,707
Martin, I'm just-- I'm so, so--

1060
01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:06,249
"I'm shite"? Hm? "I am a slut"?

1061
01:11:06,291 --> 01:11:07,832
Is that what
you were going to say?

1062
01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:10,749
- Um, is Martin possessed now?
- Bonnie!

1063
01:11:10,791 --> 01:11:14,582
No, no one talks to my sister like that!

1064
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:28,165
Hello, Mr. Magpie.

1065
01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:29,749
I think I need your help.

1066
01:11:29,791 --> 01:11:32,415
- Ow!
- Lads! Stop fighting!

1067
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,082
We need to follow this magpie!

1068
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:39,957
Follow the bird.
Aye, that makes sense.

1069
01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:49,832
Wait! You're going too fast!

1070
01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:54,957
You're letting it get away.
Here, let me drive this shite bucket.

1071
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,665
Bonnie! Ow!

1072
01:11:57,875 --> 01:12:00,915
Ugh! We lost him!
We lost Mr. Magpie!

1073
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:02,582
Thanks for the lift
anyway, guys.

1074
01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:04,415
- Just drop me off here.
- Shut it, Brian, will ya?

1075
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:07,457
Bonnie? Bonnie,
Sarah's being kidnapped.

1076
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,874
What? Martin, you eejit!

1077
01:12:10,916 --> 01:12:14,665
- No! Leave him alone!
- How in God's name did you manage that?

1078
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:18,249
- No, it's not Martin's fault!
- Of course it is. He's a thick!

1079
01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:20,624
That isn't true and you need
to leave him alone.

1080
01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:23,082
You've been holding him hostage
up in that house for years!

1081
01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,999
Himself and poor Sarah!

1082
01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:29,582
- Oh, I'm sorry about her.
- Wait.

1083
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:30,665
Is that her?

1084
01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:35,332
Hold on...
She is not a baby.

1085
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:41,999
It's Christian Winter. Ugh!
It's Christian Winter this whole time?

1086
01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,499
-Creepy little fucking--
-Satanist.

1087
01:12:44,541 --> 01:12:46,624
Ill tempest.

1088
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:51,207
- The local witch.
- Yeah, I said boiled rice is fine. How long?

1089
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,249
Okay, but if it's any later
I won't be paying.

1090
01:12:55,291 --> 01:12:57,915
There are more
pressing matters, my dear!

1091
01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:11,457
Sarah!

1092
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:14,874
Martin. Martin, no!

1093
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:17,790
- Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah...
- No, Martin, don't wake her!

1094
01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:20,415
Remember, never wake
a floating goat!

1095
01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:29,165
Uh, central locking please.

1096
01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:32,165
You un-sacrifice
my daughter right now

1097
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:36,540
before I come in there and pull
those stupid bloody eyebrows off!

1098
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:40,499
Refrain from shouting. You'll wake
the virgin and ruin this for everyone.

1099
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,040
How dare you?
You little-- Ow, ow!

1100
01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:45,374
Jesus Christ, You're like
a pair of schoolgirls.

1101
01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:48,082
My fore hairs! Let go!

1102
01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:49,540
Oh, fuck this.

1103
01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:02,957
Hey! The virgin!

1104
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,665
Zip it. I want to get home
before my Chinese arrives!

1105
01:14:14,833 --> 01:14:17,207
Oh my God!

1106
01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:23,957
Is this yours?

1107
01:14:28,708 --> 01:14:31,457
Ah,
my dick snottin' finger!

1108
01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:35,957
Everybody,
get into the fucking car!

1109
01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,457
Winter is a dead man!

1110
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,124
Let my new age
of darkness begin.

1111
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:04,915
We're almost out of time.
Anyone have any ideas?

1112
01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:07,165
How about we ring the bell

1113
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:09,290
- and pretend we're delivering something?
- Jesus, Brian.

1114
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,749
See? I was right.

1115
01:15:14,791 --> 01:15:16,957
Good man, Brian. Your
contributions are getting better.

1116
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,749
Jesus, the Mongo
in the back was right.

1117
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,499
Here we go.
All thanks to Brian.

1118
01:15:21,541 --> 01:15:25,374
Yes! High fives everyone!
Oh, sorry, high four, Bonnie.

1119
01:15:26,791 --> 01:15:29,624
I think it's weird you brought the bird.

1120
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:35,749
Hold on, mate.
I said special fried rice, not boiled.

1121
01:15:35,791 --> 01:15:38,040
- Sorry, miss. The docket says boil.
- Special fried.

1122
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,665
N-no, boiled.
Special fried.

1123
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:41,707
Can you not hear me?
Are you deaf? If You're deaf

1124
01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:43,624
you really shouldn't
be taking phone orders.

1125
01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:46,249
I'll be back as soon as I can.

1126
01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,374
Fifteen minutes or it's free!

1127
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:57,374
Hear me powers of the night!

1128
01:15:58,125 --> 01:16:00,624
The blood moon is nigh!

1129
01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:04,499
I offer this sacrifice
in honor of you!

1130
01:16:04,541 --> 01:16:08,290
Chinese is here, love.
I got it for free too.

1131
01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:13,915
Well, I can't wait, I'm starvo.
I'll put yours out for you though.

1132
01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:17,915
I offer this sacrifice
in honor of you!

1133
01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:20,332
Sanctify with virgin blood

1134
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:23,665
and with this impure blood--
Spoon or chopsticks, darl?

1135
01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:26,415
Spoon or chopsticks?
Please dear!

1136
01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:29,624
I'm in the middle of some-- Now,

1137
01:16:29,666 --> 01:16:33,290
with virgin blood
and with impure blood

1138
01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:35,874
I pray you accept my sacrifice

1139
01:16:35,916 --> 01:16:39,707
or let light be ever
extinguished from my soul!

1140
01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:42,457
I know she's floating and
that looks really good and all,

1141
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,332
but if the demon's just
gonna fuck her a bit

1142
01:16:45,375 --> 01:16:47,249
and then tear her to pieces,

1143
01:16:47,291 --> 01:16:48,832
why don't we just
kill the bitch?

1144
01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:58,874
- Which is mine?
- The kung po.

1145
01:16:58,916 --> 01:16:59,957
Thank you.

1146
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,707
Good night, my sweet.

1147
01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:19,749
Now where was I?

1148
01:17:19,791 --> 01:17:20,832
Ah, yes.

1149
01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:35,124
- That's the door.
- Okay.

1150
01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:36,915
Now,
nobody be scared, okay?

1151
01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:49,540
Brian, I'm in labor. there's two contractions,
they re fairly close together.

1152
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:54,665
Oh, shit, Sailor! Uh... Okay. You
just sit down here now. I'll tell Rose.

1153
01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:57,207
You will not! You'll keep your
mouth shut, do you hear me?

1154
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:59,957
- There's much more important things
going on right now.
- More important?

1155
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,082
How could it be more important?
Brian!

1156
01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:04,124
- Oh, sorry.
- Okay. Good man.

1157
01:18:04,166 --> 01:18:06,457
Just stick with me
in case I need you, okay?

1158
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,540
Come on.

1159
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,457
...impure blood.

1160
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,707
I pray you accept my sacrifice

1161
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:16,040
or let light be ever extinguished

1162
01:18:16,083 --> 01:18:18,915
- from my soul!
- Sarah! What have you done to her?

1163
01:18:18,958 --> 01:18:20,624
Yeah, and give me back
my scrunchie!

1164
01:18:20,666 --> 01:18:23,582
Can one not just sacrifice
a virgin in peace?

1165
01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:26,874
No! Christian, put her down!

1166
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:29,457
This is over!

1167
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,332
No, my dear.
Quite the opposite.

1168
01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:54,290
It's working!

1169
01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:03,165
No!

1170
01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:06,207
God, no! God, no, Sarah!

1171
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:08,832
I'm back.

1172
01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:13,124
I'm ba-ack!

1173
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:16,582
♪ Just another
Beautiful Tuesday ♪

1174
01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:19,624
<i>♪ It was a moonlit night
At the castle ♪</i>

1175
01:19:19,666 --> 01:19:23,540
<i>♪ Yeah! Bang, bang, bang!
At the docks ♪</i>

1176
01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:26,332
Gah! it's not working.
Why isn't it working?

1177
01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:29,249
Aw, I killed my wife
for this! And two virgins.

1178
01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:33,540
I'm going to fucking kill you,
you talentless prick!

1179
01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:42,832
Your daughter's life was my paintbrush.
She helped create a masterpiece.

1180
01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:45,624
A two-disc masterpiece
called Yester-me.

1181
01:19:45,666 --> 01:19:48,082
I think. Title TBC.

1182
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,832
- Ow!
- Martin, be careful with your finger.

1183
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,124
You fight like a girl!

1184
01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:56,624
- Too right, dickhead.
- Bonnie!

1185
01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:02,165
You killed my Sarah, you ponce!

1186
01:20:10,291 --> 01:20:12,415
You have
a strange fight etiquette.

1187
01:20:19,541 --> 01:20:21,874
- Sarah! Sarah!
- What?

1188
01:20:22,916 --> 01:20:24,457
Sarah.

1189
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:28,082
Burger and chips.

1190
01:20:28,125 --> 01:20:30,665
Oh, my baby girl. Thank God.

1191
01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:33,415
No! Get back in there!

1192
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,249
Get back in the hole.

1193
01:20:44,333 --> 01:20:45,832
I don't think this is over.

1194
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:54,040
Oh, shitty shotty.

1195
01:20:58,041 --> 01:20:59,582
The Dark Lord!

1196
01:21:01,666 --> 01:21:04,499
I'm doing a small wee.

1197
01:21:04,541 --> 01:21:08,040
I am Astaroth.

1198
01:21:08,083 --> 01:21:11,540
- Hello.
- Eater of Souls.

1199
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:15,415
Which one of you mortals
summoned me forth?

1200
01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:19,082
Oh, that'd be me, Astaroth,
my Lord and Master.

1201
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:22,249
Oh, it's wonderful
to meet you finally!

1202
01:21:22,291 --> 01:21:24,624
Let me serenade thee!
My keyboards are just hither.

1203
01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:30,874
Silence!
You have broken our contract.

1204
01:21:30,916 --> 01:21:36,915
Now we will feast on your soul.

1205
01:21:38,041 --> 01:21:39,999
I sent you a virgin.

1206
01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:42,832
I followed instructions,
my Lord.

1207
01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:46,957
Did you really think
you could deceive us?

1208
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,665
She is no virgin.

1209
01:21:52,333 --> 01:21:53,374
What?

1210
01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:57,749
What?

1211
01:21:59,375 --> 01:22:01,332
- Yes, she is.
- Uh-oh.

1212
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:04,790
- Sarah? Is that true?
- Uh...

1213
01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:07,957
- My precious flower.
- Deflowered, more like, Martin.

1214
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,124
Was it Charlie Doran?
That little fucker!

1215
01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:13,207
- I knew he was sniffing around.
- Who said it was a guy, anyway?

1216
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:16,457
Martin. It doesn't matter, okay?
We can deal with this tomorrow.

1217
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,582
- You are grounded, young lady!
- Stop!

1218
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:22,832
I am flabbergasted.
Kids start so early these days.

1219
01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:27,249
Silence! The dark ones
must be satisfied.

1220
01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:30,499
The ritual must be completed.

1221
01:22:32,333 --> 01:22:34,624
Another virgin.

1222
01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:39,124
But I have not prepared any more
virgins! There are no more virgins!

1223
01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:44,374
We'll take that one.

1224
01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:53,165
Me? What?

1225
01:22:53,208 --> 01:22:54,582
Really?

1226
01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:57,540
No. Hardly.

1227
01:22:57,583 --> 01:23:00,124
Hold on. What about
Declan O Donnell?

1228
01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:02,290
Yeah, what about
Declan O Donnell?

1229
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:04,415
Only the tip went in.

1230
01:23:06,291 --> 01:23:08,999
Cause the... Oh. Oh.

1231
01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,749
Tremendous news.

1232
01:23:11,791 --> 01:23:14,124
Now, come.

1233
01:23:16,708 --> 01:23:19,415
No, You're grand.
Thank you though.

1234
01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:21,332
Come.

1235
01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:23,457
Hold on!

1236
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:25,707
Martin! Do something, would ya?

1237
01:23:27,291 --> 01:23:29,165
- I'm not strong enough!
- Oh, God.

1238
01:23:38,666 --> 01:23:41,790
I've seen you about the town,
you filthy beast.

1239
01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:43,707
Never liked you much,
you--

1240
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,415
You damned filthy winged rat.

1241
01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:52,832
Just let go. there's no point in
all of us getting dragged into hell.

1242
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,707
But I really don't want
to lose you!

1243
01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:57,124
- Oh my God, are you having a baby?
- I am.

1244
01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:59,290
Well, there is something
that you could do.

1245
01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:02,249
If I was no longer a virgin
I'd be safe.

1246
01:24:02,291 --> 01:24:04,499
-But I--
-You know, if we get "giddy."

1247
01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:07,957
- If we do it!
- Here like?

1248
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,457
Well, it's better than being
gangbanged by demons in hell.

1249
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,999
Oh, um... Oh, okay!

1250
01:24:13,041 --> 01:24:15,374
- You know what to do?
- I absolutely Don't.

1251
01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:17,624
Get the fuck down there
and figure it out.

1252
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:20,457
You know, normally,
I'd do a lot more foreplay

1253
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:23,832
- but we have limited time and my good finger is--
- Don't worry about it.

1254
01:24:23,875 --> 01:24:26,082
There's something coming out
of one of the holes!

1255
01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:28,207
- Is it a baby?
- Definitely not.

1256
01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:29,832
Do you need me to kind of, um...

1257
01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:33,582
Oh, I see what You're doing there.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, perfect.

1258
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:35,665
- Yeah? Yeah, all right.
- Yeah.

1259
01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:38,457
He likes it when you cup his balls.

1260
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:42,415
- Oh, hey, Bonnie.
- Just a little advice, you know? Girl to girl.

1261
01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:43,790
Okay.

1262
01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:45,165
What are they doing?

1263
01:24:45,208 --> 01:24:46,332
We re only doing this

1264
01:24:46,375 --> 01:24:48,374
so Rose won't be a virgin!

1265
01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:50,707
- What?
- What? And because we're madly in love!

1266
01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:52,332
Kiss me, you fool.

1267
01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,540
My good eye!

1268
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:58,915
Rose, Really? No way.

1269
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,374
Oh fuck!

1270
01:25:00,416 --> 01:25:03,582
You animals!
She must remain pure!

1271
01:25:05,083 --> 01:25:06,874
Sarah, stop him!

1272
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:25,540
In retrospect, perhaps I
should have just killed the bitch!

1273
01:25:42,458 --> 01:25:44,040
Oh, thank you, Bonnie.

1274
01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:54,165
- That is just what I needed.
- Look after them for me, will you?

1275
01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:56,832
Not his balls. Martin and Sarah.

1276
01:25:56,875 --> 01:26:00,749
Yeah. I didn't for a second think
that you meant his balls,

1277
01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:03,249
and I'll definitely
mind Sarah and Martin.

1278
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:08,290
- Look after his balls too.
- Uh, yeah. All right. Bye, Bonnie.

1279
01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:14,082
Now I can tell everybody that
my first time was a threesome.

1280
01:26:20,583 --> 01:26:23,832
Oh, my God.

1281
01:26:23,875 --> 01:26:25,915
Could that be possible
that That's there?

1282
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:28,165
Or no. What?

1283
01:26:29,416 --> 01:26:30,707
He's so cute.

1284
01:26:32,541 --> 01:26:37,915
Oh my God, Sailor, like,
how did you manage to do this?

1285
01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:41,457
- Brian helped her.
- Ooh, congratulations, Brian.

1286
01:26:45,541 --> 01:26:47,749
Hi, dodie. Hallo, baba.

1287
01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:49,457
Rose. He's dying.

1288
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:52,082
Oh my God. Martin,
we need to do it again.

1289
01:26:52,125 --> 01:26:54,749
Whoa, relax, Rose. I know
You're making up for last time--

1290
01:26:54,791 --> 01:26:56,624
No, I don't mean that. I mean--

1291
01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,790
There's a spirit in there?

1292
01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:01,499
I just thought
it was a sound bird.

1293
01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:05,874
Oh, spirit on the road between life
and death, I call out to you now.

1294
01:27:05,916 --> 01:27:08,749
Open up the gates so that
the living may speak to the dead.

1295
01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:21,499
Rose, girl. it's me.

1296
01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:24,040
Daddy! It really is you?

1297
01:27:24,083 --> 01:27:27,207
- I'm so, so sorry.
- No, Rose, you did nothing wrong.

1298
01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:30,874
Sure you were only a--
child.

1299
01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:33,957
- No, I should have saved you.
- Rose.

1300
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,582
There's nothing
to feel guilty about.

1301
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:40,249
Just look at all the people
you have just saved.

1302
01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:44,665
Daddy? Is it really you?

1303
01:27:46,291 --> 01:27:48,374
There's someone
I want you to meet.

1304
01:27:48,416 --> 01:27:50,332
Oh, Fanny.

1305
01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:52,249
Daddy, I told you
never to call me that.

1306
01:27:52,291 --> 01:27:54,707
Yes. Sorry, Sailor.

1307
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,957
Look after each other,
Won't you?

1308
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,749
Of course we will. But Daddy,
we just miss you so much.

1309
01:27:59,791 --> 01:28:02,999
I know Rose,
I'll always be watching you two.

1310
01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:07,832
Now, Rose, I'm sorry
but I must go.

1311
01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:12,249
Fly into the light, Daddy. Fly
towards the light, Pops. I love you.

1312
01:28:22,666 --> 01:28:24,707
Rose, you did it.

1313
01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:25,999
Martin?
He's free!

1314
01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:35,915
Vincent. His name is Vincent.

1315
01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:38,040
I think he's hungry.

1316
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,499
There's some of Christian's
curry sauce left over there.

1317
01:28:41,541 --> 01:28:43,290
- Do you reckon he would eat that?
- No.

1318
01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:46,707
Hello?

1319
01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:52,332
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
I have a special fried rice here.

1320
01:28:52,375 --> 01:28:55,124
And some free chicken balls
to say sorry for the mix up.

1321
01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:57,665
Yes! I am starving.

1322
01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:01,999
<i>Three months later.</i>

1323
01:29:12,916 --> 01:29:14,457
- Hiya.
- Hi!

1324
01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:16,665
How are you?

1325
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:21,165
- Well, what do you think?
- Oh, wow. That looks great!

1326
01:29:21,208 --> 01:29:23,040
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Lovely.

1327
01:29:23,083 --> 01:29:24,665
- Cool, isn't?
- Yeah. Uh...

1328
01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:27,332
"Extraordinary"
is one word though.

1329
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,374
- Oh. Is that?
- It's grand.

1330
01:29:29,416 --> 01:29:31,040
- We'll fix it later.
- Oh, yeah?

1331
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:38,457
- Th-there's something I wanted
to talk to you about.
- Oh?

1332
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:41,415
- Well, you know how much
you mean to me and Sarah?
- Yeah, of course.

1333
01:29:41,458 --> 01:29:44,124
And the two of you like,
mean the world to me as well.

1334
01:29:44,166 --> 01:29:45,707
- Well...
- Oh!

1335
01:29:49,083 --> 01:29:50,124
Oh my God.

1336
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:52,040
Whittled you this earlier.

1337
01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:55,624
Rose Dooley, will you marry me?

1338
01:29:58,875 --> 01:29:59,957
No!

1339
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:15,540
<i>♪ I woke up in the morning ♪</i>

1340
01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:21,040
<i>♪ And all the bells
Were ringing ♪</i>

1341
01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:27,582
<i>♪ My eyes could see the glory
Baby ♪</i>

1342
01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,790
<i>♪ Could hear
The song they re singing ♪</i>

1343
01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:37,874
<i>♪ You only get
To see the light ♪</i>

1344
01:30:37,916 --> 01:30:42,290
<i>♪ Just one time in your life ♪</i>

1345
01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:45,124
<i>♪ Oh, black magic ♪</i>

1346
01:30:46,125 --> 01:30:51,165
<i>♪ That blows your mind away ♪</i>

1347
01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:55,582
<i>♪ And takes you somewhere
That you wanna stay ♪</i>

1348
01:30:56,541 --> 01:31:00,832
<i>♪ You only get to stay one day ♪</i>

1349
01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:05,707
<i>♪ Oh, that cold black magic ♪</i>

1350
01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:20,665
<i>♪ Is there anything
More wretched ♪</i>

1351
01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:25,790
<i>♪ Than to just have caught
One sight? ♪</i>

1352
01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:33,499
<i>♪ The eyes that saw the glory
Have been ♪</i>

1353
01:31:33,541 --> 01:31:37,374
<i>♪ Have been blinded
By the light ♪</i>

1354
01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:42,707
<i>♪ And it's the true believers
That crash and burn ♪</i>

1355
01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:48,499
<i>♪ But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna learn ♪</i>

1356
01:31:48,541 --> 01:31:55,040
<i>♪ Black magic
That blows your mind away ♪</i>

1357
01:31:56,375 --> 01:32:01,457
<i>♪ And takes you somewhere
That you wanna stay ♪</i>

1358
01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:05,957
<i>♪ Oh, you only get
To stay one day ♪</i>

1359
01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:11,540
<i>♪ Oh, that cold black magic
Ow! ♪</i>

1360
01:32:22,125 --> 01:32:26,915
<i>♪ We can't escape
We re born to die ♪</i>

1361
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:31,665
<i>♪ But I'm gonna give it
A real good try ♪</i>

1362
01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:34,999
<i>♪ Because nothing comes close ♪</i>

1363
01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:39,790
<i>♪ And nothing can compare ♪</i>

1364
01:32:39,833 --> 01:32:45,540
<i>♪ To black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪</i>

1365
01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:51,040
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1366
01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:56,457
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1367
01:32:56,500 --> 01:33:01,749
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1368
01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:06,999
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1369
01:33:07,041 --> 01:33:11,332
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1370
01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:16,790
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1371
01:33:18,166 --> 01:33:22,999
<i>♪ Black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1372
01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:27,790
<i>♪ Ah, black magic
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1373
01:34:10,166 --> 01:34:12,957
That's all from us.
See you next time.




