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A shot of whiskey,
a beer...

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bloody mary without Tabasco,
Bloody Mary with lots of Tabasco...

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coffee, cream, sugar, sweetener...

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Sparkling water, pretzels...

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a jug of water with three glasses.

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These drinks are ours.

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I'm very sorry.

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Guess I couldn't ask
to help me walk less and...

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How awesome. Thanks.

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Seriously, thank you very much.
Free pretzels for everyone.

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<b>Cheers S01E02
"Sam's Women"</b>

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<b>Resync Web-DL
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-Good afternoon, everyone.
-Norm!

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Norman.

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-Beer, Norm?
-I've heard about that.

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You better give me a big one,
if I like it.

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Another day, another dollar, right, Norm?

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Fifty cents later
of the tax.

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-Hey, Norm.
-Hey, girl. How are the children?

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Two of them are horrible,
one is boring, and the other is very stupid.

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He's my favorite.

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-Call Gus.
-Yes, sir, immediately.

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-Who is Gus?
-Listen, don't be funny.

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-Go call him.
-Right. Yes sir.

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Normal...

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-Do you know any Gus?
-Who is Gus?

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He hates that question.

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-Gus, the owner of this bar.
-Ah, I know who you're talking about.

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Yeah, that was two owners before.

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I never forget that one, because
He had a really cool name: Gus.

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I came from Seattle just to talk to him.

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Gus is awesome. If you have problems, speak up
with Gus. He fixes everything quickly.

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I need to go back to Seattle on Thursday
It's night. What will I do?

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Calm down, please.

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Listen, I was a third division agent,
I was a coach in the first division.

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I've been a bartender for five years.

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I've seen a lot of people with problems.

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Why don't you give me a chance?

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Last semester, my son came back
from college with his fiancée...

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-which is black.
-And your son isn't it?

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Hey, Coach.

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Call Gus.

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I'll make a phone call.

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Legal. Pour me a whiskey.
I'll be right back.

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Wow...

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-What was it?
-Norm?

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Someone pinch me.
I must be hallucinating.

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Look at those legs.

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Even if there is a truck in
over them, I'm going to marry them.

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Please get off here.
Please... She's coming down!

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Okay, guys, act natural.

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I want to see this.

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I don't believe it.

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I feel like I'm back
in time...

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for a 1950s frat house.

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Have mercy, boys.
In today's times...

57
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we haven't gone through this
to look at women?

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Wow...

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Norm, is that her?

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Excuse me, lady.

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The guy on the other side of the bar
I would like to buy you a car.

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-Can I serve you something?
-White wine, please.

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White wine.

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Allow me. Leave it, leave it to me.

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-Thank you very much.
-You're welcome.

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Don't be filled with hope,
boys.

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As soon as Sam appears,
it will be dinner for two, at his house.

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Well, have fun.

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I doubt she's the type of woman
who Sam would date.

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Listen, I don't think she's
flashy enough for Sammy.

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They were thinking about Sammy
when they did it.

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Do you swear?

74
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Well, I don't believe it.

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I know I've been working here for a while
time...

76
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but it seems to me that Sam
It's not that superficial.

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Come with me.

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Sam, can you come here for a second?

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Carla, don't disturb me...
Unless there is a customer.

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No, no, don't drink that.

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I have something much better.

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I think you will like this.
It's a very fun wine.

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Do you like to laugh?

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-I love to laugh. How do you know?
-It was a guess.

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The big ones make it look so easy.

86
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Can you and I go
somewhere and laugh together?

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My mother told me to be careful
with men in bars.

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Well then, let's get out of here,
That way you won't have to worry.

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I want to see a movie.

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You know, I spent the day willingly
to see a film.

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-What kind of film are we going to see?
-Something very short.

92
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Can you clarify a little better?

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Does anyone know of any good movies?

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Yes, what's the name
from that Australian film...

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-which they say is very good?
-No, Australian films, no.

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I hate subtitles.

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That won't be a problem, it's dubbed.

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Can you please excuse me?
a minute?

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Diane, can I talk to you,
please?

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-Of course.
-I'll be right back.

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What's your name?

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Brandee.

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With two Es.

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Brandee with two Es?

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A big company like this,
and wrote it wrong.

106
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-So, what was that?
-What was what?

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The laughs and everything.

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-"I love to laugh."
-Hey...

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-Can you bring us some beers?
-Already go.

110
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-No, not now.
-Sam, we're thirsty.

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Drink the chalk.

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Sam, I didn't do anything big.
I just laughed.

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Life is funny.

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Correct me if I was wrong, but
I don't think you like Brandee.

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Brandy with Y or two Es?

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I may be a former player
not very smart baseball player...

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and you went to graduate school,
But I'm the one in charge...

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and I didn't hire her as a critic.
I hired her as a waitress.

119
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I would never have imagined that.

120
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Beer, with two Es.

121
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Can you sit down for a bit, please?

122
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Thanks.

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Be honest with me.
You think Brandee is stupid.

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-I never said that.
-Yes, but you think she's stupid.

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-I don't know if I think that.
-Why, Diane, she's a stump.

126
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Let's go.

127
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Well, she'll have to do,
until the fool emerges.

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Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
The truth has been told.

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She's a tapir.
Amazing body, but dumb, right?

130
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Who?

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-I don't think so at all.
-Well, have fun.

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To you, Brandee is a woman
One night stand, made for laughs...

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with wild moments
and easy sex.

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Where? Where?

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-Can you admit it? Let's go.
-Hey, Sam, I have a message for you.

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Your "girlfriend", Miss. Voluptuous...

137
00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:04,764
Said it's getting a little "wowy".

138
00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,072
Get her out of there, Sam.

139
00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:10,707
The customers are spoiling
the counter, they drooled so much.

140
00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:13,035
Did you hear?

141
00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:18,543
-Diane, come here. Listen.
-Sam, wait a minute.

142
00:10:18,717 --> 00:10:21,447
I don't want to criticize him.

143
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,680
In fact, I was praising him.
I think you can find someone better.

144
00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:26,820
I don't want someone better.

145
00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:30,359
Diane, there are things in this life
what I like...

146
00:10:30,528 --> 00:10:32,792
and no one will make me
change your mind about them.

147
00:10:32,964 --> 00:10:37,230
I like fun women,
hot dogs and game shows.

148
00:10:37,402 --> 00:10:39,131
And I don't care
with what others think about it.

149
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:41,534
Did you see that they found pieces of rats
inside hot dogs?

150
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:45,198
I like mice. It's my favorite part
of the hot dog.

151
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It's fine.

152
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I'll tell you one more thing.
I like Brandee.

153
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I felt something very special
between us.

154
00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:59,846
Can you excuse me? That person
special is waiting for me.

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00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,515
Right.

156
00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:08,124
-Trainer?
-Yes.

157
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,861
-Where's Brandee?
-She went out with a guy.

158
00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:15,564
-What?
-That sounded serious, Sam.

159
00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:22,876
If I notice you're having fun
With that, you'll get in trouble.

160
00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:28,213
How about giving me the beers to take away?
for the snooker boys?

161
00:11:48,805 --> 00:11:50,773
Another beer, Norm?

162
00:11:51,307 --> 00:11:54,936
Yes, one more, quickly,
then I'll leave.

163
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Here. Forget it.
No, it's a man.

164
00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:05,145
Hey, Coach.

165
00:12:05,321 --> 00:12:08,381
-Did you manage to find Gus?
-Yes, Leo.

166
00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:11,391
He can't come here today.
He died.

167
00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:16,657
-Ah, no.
-Leo, it happens.

168
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,858
I don't believe it. Is Gus gone?

169
00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:24,736
No one can replace Gus.
Gus had all the answers.

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All but one.

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00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:34,216
-What am I going to do without Gus?
-Leo, will you stop this?

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00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:38,878
I mean, since you came here,
you just say: "Gus, Gus, Gus".

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00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:43,253
"Gus" did this and "Gus" did that,
and I'm tired of hearing it!

174
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I'm challenging you, Leo.
You and your problems.

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-Now, sit down, let's go.
-Well, I don't know...

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Sit down, Leo!

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00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:52,992
Sit down!

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Put your problems here at the bar.
Let's go.

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Try it, Leo. Come on,
give her a chance.

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00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:04,144
-Come on, he's ready for you.
-You don't need to be afraid.

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00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:08,616
Last semester, my son came back
from college with his fiancée...

182
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-which is black.
-I've been thinking about that.

183
00:13:11,221 --> 00:13:13,348
It's a disastrous thing,
but I think I got it.

184
00:13:13,556 --> 00:13:14,955
Wait, because there's more...

185
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,218
No, no, Leo...
Leo, wait, Leo.

186
00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:20,954
Leo, it's a communication problem.

187
00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:23,859
Do the following.
When you get home...

188
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:27,059
feel with both
and tell your son...

189
00:13:27,237 --> 00:13:28,363
What's his name?

190
00:13:29,005 --> 00:13:30,029
Ron.

191
00:13:30,773 --> 00:13:32,536
Ron. What is his fiancée's name?

192
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,836
-Rick.
-Rick.

193
00:13:35,078 --> 00:13:36,978
So, say...

194
00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:40,983
Say: "Rick, Ron..."

195
00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:43,786
Rick and Ron?

196
00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:51,016
Take a deep breath, Coach.
Firm agent.

197
00:13:51,194 --> 00:13:53,662
Come on, neck out. Let's go.

198
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,588
Well, Leo...

199
00:13:56,533 --> 00:14:01,266
Leo, if you're unhappy about this,
kick him out of the house...

200
00:14:01,437 --> 00:14:03,564
and say you never want to see him again.

201
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,504
I can't. I love the boy.

202
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,673
-Ah, I understand what you're saying.
-He understands? What?

203
00:14:12,048 --> 00:14:14,539
If I don't accept it as it is,
I'm going to lose him.

204
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,476
Wow, that's a good one.

205
00:14:19,455 --> 00:14:22,117
Well, when you say that,
What choice do I have?

206
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:25,284
Thank you, Coach. You know, you
It's not Gus, but it's not bad either.

207
00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:29,795
Leo, even Gus isn't Gus anymore.

208
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,797
-Thank you, Coach.
-Very well, Coach.

209
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:36,733
Thanks, Coach.

210
00:14:37,373 --> 00:14:39,898
You did it, Coach.
You taught him a lesson, huh?

211
00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:43,477
Did I teach a lesson?
I gave him a wash.

212
00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,807
Hey, Coach, where's Sammy?

213
00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:48,580
-Where else?
-Well, again!

214
00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:52,319
He went out with a different girl
every night this week.

215
00:14:52,488 --> 00:14:55,514
It is compensating for
feeling of feeling inadequate...

216
00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:59,219
with a showy display
of hormonal activity.

217
00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:01,363
That's our Sammy.

218
00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:04,630
I'll tell you something, Normie.

219
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:07,167
There are several disadvantages
in dating a beautiful woman.

220
00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:08,326
-Ah, huh?
-�.

221
00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:09,627
What, for example?

222
00:15:09,806 --> 00:15:12,900
You can't eat Italian food,
because they live on a diet.

223
00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:16,573
You can't go out, because the wind
It will break their hair.

224
00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,543
And you can't go to hockey games...

225
00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:22,173
because the hockey puck
you can hit them in the face.

226
00:15:22,418 --> 00:15:24,477
Where's the fun, huh?

227
00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:27,145
Carla, grace is in grace.

228
00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:30,588
Ah yes, unlimited sex.

229
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:34,321
The adult male version
of owning a candy store.

230
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:39,234
But tell me later
to "consume" all sex...

231
00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:42,462
you wanted, what would you do?

232
00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:47,901
I would help the poor.

233
00:15:55,451 --> 00:15:57,976
-You know, I can't take long.
-A drink.

234
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,555
The man has a harem.

235
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,148
You know Debra.

236
00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:04,225
-Hi, Debbie. Hey my dear.
-Hi, Coach. Hey guys.

237
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:08,663
Diane, this is Debra.
Debra, this is Diane.

238
00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:10,128
-Hey.
-Hey.

239
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,494
Debra.

240
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:16,261
-What are you going to drink?
-A very dry martini.

241
00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:18,100
Now, it's a very classy request.

242
00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:21,300
Diane, we want a martini
very dry.

243
00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:23,569
Nothing for me.

244
00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:26,010
We just got back from
Symphony Theatre.

245
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:29,546
We listened to Symphony No. 41, by Mozart.

246
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:32,153
Also known
like Jupiter Symphony.

247
00:16:32,322 --> 00:16:33,346
Debra's Lydia.

248
00:16:34,257 --> 00:16:38,216
Well, I don't listen to much classical music,
but I like it.

249
00:16:38,761 --> 00:16:42,561
What did you do during the break?

250
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,157
"Can you give me a cigarette"?

251
00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:50,898
No, not that. The smart comment,
about music.

252
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:54,066
Oh yes.
I said it was hard to believe...

253
00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:57,303
for all that music to come
from the head of a single man.

254
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,074
-From the head of a single man.
-I heard.

255
00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:02,217
Where else could it come from?

256
00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:06,716
You know, I read it on the program
that Mozart died at the age of 35.

257
00:17:06,889 --> 00:17:10,325
Just imagine, composing those songs
before turning 35.

258
00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:13,553
Slowly, Debra, you're giving us
lots to think about.

259
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,261
-I need to go.
-Okay.

260
00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:22,700
Our heads are spinning.

261
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:25,904
Oh wait. Wait.
Debra, you forgot your program.

262
00:17:26,075 --> 00:17:29,169
-Well, thank you.
-Yes, I also love Mozart, I...

263
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,270
This program is two years old.

264
00:17:32,949 --> 00:17:34,007
He has?

265
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:36,812
Yes.

266
00:17:39,088 --> 00:17:44,424
Well then, Mozart must have been 37 years old,
when he died.

267
00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:48,828
I didn't say we came
straight from the concert.

268
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:55,702
We went to see Star Wars
again, and I'm happy.

269
00:17:58,274 --> 00:17:59,639
How am I doing?

270
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:02,505
Well thanks.
Thank you very much.

271
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:04,236
Thanks.

272
00:18:09,552 --> 00:18:11,816
-No.
-Right.

273
00:18:11,988 --> 00:18:14,013
I'm going to play pool.

274
00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:22,558
Carla...

275
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:25,091
You've known Sam for a long time.

276
00:18:25,268 --> 00:18:28,829
He already had a long-lasting relationship
with an intelligent woman?

277
00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:31,368
That was the best I've ever seen.

278
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,603
And his ex-wife?

279
00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:36,338
That was his ex-wife.

280
00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:44,676
I'll go back there and talk to him.

281
00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:51,458
"Young blonde dies
in a billiards accident."

282
00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:58,656
-Sam?
-Go away. I'm reading Plato.

283
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,834
Can I talk to you for a minute?

284
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:04,972
No.

285
00:19:05,842 --> 00:19:09,073
I came here to cheer you up a little.

286
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:12,112
Listen, I think I know
because I brought Debra here.

287
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,715
Are you wanting to try
who dates intelligent girls.

288
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:18,149
No, I brought Debra here to drink
a drink. This is a bar.

289
00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:21,188
-Well, have mercy...
-No, it's a bar. Is this a bar?

290
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,924
Excuse me.

291
00:19:29,365 --> 00:19:31,959
I feel like you're kind of unhappy right now.

292
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:33,761
Unhappy? I'm not unhappy.

293
00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:36,666
I'm on top of the world.
My life is too much.

294
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:40,741
Tomorrow, I'm going out with a girl
who wears a pinwheel hat.

295
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:45,375
Can you stop making jokes
and talk to me?

296
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,581
Okay, I'm happy now.
You can go away. Thanks.

297
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,585
Why are you so angry?

298
00:19:58,194 --> 00:20:01,425
This week,
with all the women I know.

299
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:04,361
I mean, all women
which I really liked.

300
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:08,197
And suddenly, all I can
think about how stupid they are.

301
00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:11,672
My life is no longer fun.

302
00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:13,570
And it's because of you.

303
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:16,640
Because of me?

304
00:20:16,812 --> 00:20:19,212
Yes, you are stuck up.

305
00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:24,311
-Messy?
-Yes, that's right.

306
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:29,250
Why, you are a teenager
aging quickly.

307
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:33,053
Well, I'd rather be that
than being stuck up.

308
00:20:33,229 --> 00:20:37,131
-And I prefer to be involved.
-Great, because you are.

309
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:42,030
Sam, do yourself a favor.
Go back to your "tairs" and your rats.

310
00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:45,469
I would hate to see bowling alleys close
because of me.

311
00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:47,336
Hey, wait. Wait a minute.

312
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:51,446
You're saying I'm too stupid
to date intelligent girls?

313
00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:54,447
I'm saying
that would be very difficult for you.

314
00:20:54,617 --> 00:20:58,951
An intelligent woman would see
your incompetence goes a long way.

315
00:20:59,121 --> 00:21:00,952
Do you really think so?

316
00:21:01,857 --> 00:21:06,885
Well I never met a woman
smart that I wanted to date.

317
00:21:07,463 --> 00:21:10,864
In the name of all women
smartest people in the world...

318
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,228
I mean...

319
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:21,276
-Come on, come on, come on.
-Now, wait.

320
00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:23,309
It all depends on what type
we are talking.

321
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:24,969
-A common type.
-Any type.

322
00:21:25,147 --> 00:21:26,409
It's fine.

323
00:21:26,582 --> 00:21:30,143
If you catch the intestine
of a fin whale and stretching it...

324
00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,220
It will be about five kilometers long.

325
00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:38,726
You won again, Coach.
This man knows the animal kingdom.

326
00:21:41,497 --> 00:21:43,192
It's getting late.

327
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,393
It's time for this old cowboy
ride to the bathroom.

328
00:21:56,812 --> 00:22:00,270
A Black Label, a bIoody Mary
e uma dose de vodca.

329
00:22:02,618 --> 00:22:04,313
Ou�a, sinto muito.

330
00:22:04,487 --> 00:22:08,981
I said a lot of things
that I shouldn't have said. I am really sorry.

331
00:22:09,158 --> 00:22:11,558
Eu estava meio irritado.

332
00:22:16,132 --> 00:22:18,794
Okay, I'm sorry too.

333
00:22:19,602 --> 00:22:21,866
We both exaggerated a little.

334
00:22:22,238 --> 00:22:24,206
Especialmente, voc�.

335
00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:30,342
Ora, puxa vida.

336
00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:35,707
-What?
-Nothing. Acabei de notar algo.

337
00:22:36,285 --> 00:22:38,810
-What?
-Bem, acho que...

338
00:22:38,988 --> 00:22:41,149
I never looked into your eyes.

339
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,588
Is there something wrong with them?

340
00:22:44,393 --> 00:22:46,122
N�o, eu...

341
00:22:46,762 --> 00:22:49,390
I don't think I've ever seen eyes that color.

342
00:22:50,566 --> 00:22:54,058
In fact, I don't think I've ever seen that color.

343
00:22:55,538 --> 00:22:57,199
Yes, I saw it. Yes, I saw it.

344
00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:01,567
Where?

345
00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:03,375
I was...

346
00:23:03,546 --> 00:23:06,879
skiing, at an end
weekend in Stowe.

347
00:23:07,783 --> 00:23:10,149
And I arrived late, one day.

348
00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:14,847
The last person to go down the mountain.
The sun had just set.

349
00:23:15,091 --> 00:23:18,219
And the sky turned an incredible color.

350
00:23:19,228 --> 00:23:21,321
Normally, I don't notice these things.

351
00:23:21,497 --> 00:23:24,591
And I found myself wandering, in the cold...

352
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:27,662
hoping that that
wouldn't change.

353
00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:31,568
Rooting for someone
share that with me.

354
00:23:31,741 --> 00:23:35,871
Then I tried to convince myself
that I had imagined that color.

355
00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:38,109
Which I hadn't really seen.

356
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,738
That nothing in this world
could be so beautiful.

357
00:23:42,718 --> 00:23:44,652
Now, I see that I was wrong.

358
00:23:50,926 --> 00:23:52,655
It wouldn't work, would it?

359
00:23:55,297 --> 00:23:56,423
What?

360
00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,262
An intelligent woman would
in the act?

361
00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:08,102
In an instant.

362
00:24:08,477 --> 00:24:10,001
Drug.