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Qani ketdik. 2 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:06,079 Biz kechikamiz! 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,039 KATTA SHELDON: Qiziqarli fakt... birinchi marta 4 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,309 Men to'qqiz yoshimda deyarli vafot etdim. 5 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,509 Qotillik quroli? 6 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,579 Jimmi Din kolbasasi. 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,420 [JIM BO'G'ILGAN] 8 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:21,120 Onam, Sheldon menga yuz o'giryapti. 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,390 Sheldon! 10 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,119 BO'LGAN SHELDON: Janob Dinga nisbatan adolat uchun... 11 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,949 - Asal! - Bir kuni ertalab men qaror qildim 12 00:00:27,950 --> 00:00:30,469 odatimdan voz kechish uchun Har bir luqma uchun 20 chaynash, 13 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:33,000 tomonidan belgilanganidek Amerika tibbiyot assotsiatsiyasi. 14 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:34,550 Jorj, yordam bering! 15 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,239 Bu yerga kel, bolam. Biz oldik. Biz shunchaki uni yo'q qilishimiz kerak. 16 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,939 ALOQA SHELDON: Keyinga masalalarni murakkablashtirish, 17 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:42,769 haqiqiy hayotdagi har qanday inqirozda, 18 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:46,149 mening oilamning standarti rejim aqlsiz vahima. 19 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:48,219 Sheldon o'ladi! Sheldon o'ladi! 20 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:49,880 VATTALAR SHELDON: Yoki yuraksiz apatiya. 21 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:51,680 MRI: Oh, Rabbiy. 22 00:00:51,690 --> 00:00:53,319 Qani boshladik. Siz buni shunday qilasiz. 23 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,889 - Qani boshladik. Va biz silkitamiz. - Asal! 24 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,229 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Bu qiziq siz o'ylayotgan narsalar 25 00:00:58,230 --> 00:00:59,989 hayot tanangizdan chiqib ketayotganda. 26 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:03,319 Masalan, linoleum. Haqiqatan ham bu nima? 27 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,749 Plastikmi? Va agar shunday bo'lsa, qanday u Formikadan farq qiladimi? 28 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,369 911 raqamiga qo'ng'iroq qilaman. 29 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,370 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Va nima Count Chocula haqida? 30 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,809 U qanday hisobchi? 31 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:15,479 Unvon er bilan birga kelganmi? 32 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,810 Jorj, Xaymlix! 33 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,510 - [QIRILADI] - MRI: Uning kichkina qovurg'alarini og'ritmang! 34 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,369 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Ular aytishadi: oxirgi daqiqalarda, 35 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:24,799 hayotingiz ko'z o'ngingizda o'tadi. 36 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,169 Men faqat akamni ko'rdim pichoqdan jele yalash 37 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:29,909 va yana bankaga soling. 38 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:31,639 [SHELDON HIRILADI, YO'TALADI] 39 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,309 OK, endi yaxshiroq. Sheldon! 40 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,149 - [QO'QIB QILISH] - Asal. 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Nega kechikding? 52 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:15,319 Mening ko'p odamlarim bor ertalab salom ayting. 53 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,140 SHELDON: Onam, 54 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,559 men uchun eslatma yozasizmi? 55 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,769 Albatta. 56 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:20,959 Sizda eng zo'r bahona bor. 57 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,729 Siz deyarli o'lib qoldingiz. Isoni ko'rdingizmi? 58 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:26,499 Men graf Chokulani ko'rdim. 59 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,789 Lekin bemalol mening haqimni eslatib o'ting eslatmada o'lim bilan cho'tkasi. 60 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:32,900 Mayli, yetarli o'lim va o'lim haqida gapiring. 61 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:35,980 Men o'z xonamga yaqin keldim. 62 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,879 MACELROY: Yodda tuting, oziq-ovqat haydovchisi 63 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,079 juma kuni tugaydi. 64 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,709 Barcha konserva mahsulotlari qabul qilinadi. 65 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:47,810 Lekin iltimos... ishonch hosil qiling qutilaringiz yorliqlari bor. 66 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:49,350 Muhtoj odamlarning muammolari yetarli 67 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,859 kerak bo'lmasdan kechki ovqatga nima borligini taxmin qiling. 68 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:54,240 Kechirasiz, kechikdim. Menda eslatma bor. 69 00:02:57,030 --> 00:03:00,109 Bechora, sen tez tibbiy yordam ko'rsatdimi? 70 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:02,840 Ha, xonim. Men kolbasaga bo'g'ilib qoldim. 71 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:03,840 [KULGI] 72 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,299 Yigit: Qanchalik katta edi? 73 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,539 Yay katta haqida. 74 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:09,309 [KULGI] 75 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:11,879 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Bugungacha 76 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,850 Men hali ham tushunmayapman nega ular kulishdi. 77 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,889 Siz mening o'rnimda o'tiribsiz. 78 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:25,019 Nega bu sizning joyingiz? 79 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,959 Bu murakkab. Faqat harakatlaning. 80 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,130 [HUHRASI] 81 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,999 - Siz komiks o'qiyapsiz. - Men. 82 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,800 Siz tushunasiz bular bolalar uchun. 83 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,369 Hech qachon o'qiganmisiz? 84 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:44,319 Men rasmdan oshib ketdim uch yoshligimda kitoblar. 85 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,590 Faqat tushlik qiling. 86 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,920 Nima bo'ldi? 87 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,609 Men buni eyishim mumkin deb o'ylamayman. 88 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,369 Savdo qilmoqchimisiz? 89 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:10,299 Onam menga yana baliq sho'rva tayyorladi. 90 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,970 Bizda qancha vaqt bor bu mamlakatda bo'lish 91 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:13,980 Boloniyani olishdan oldinmi? 92 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:19,430 Mm, yo'q, rahmat. 93 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,909 Men och emasman. 94 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:24,249 "Men och emasman." 95 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,480 Vetnamda hech qachon eshitmaydigan uchta so'z. 96 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:29,949 MEEMAW: Xo'sh, mana yoqimli narsa. [KILIShI] 97 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:31,719 Siz janob Rozenblumni bilasiz 98 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,529 mebel do'koni bilan steakxaus yonidami? 99 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:36,939 - Men unday deb o'ylamayman. - Oh, albatta. 100 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,949 Anavi taroqli ibroniy yigitmi? 101 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,129 Yahudiy demoqchimisiz? 102 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:42,669 Menimcha, ular ibroniy deb atalishni yaxshi ko'radilar. 103 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,299 Baribir, 104 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,749 u meni kechki ovqatga taklif qildi. 105 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,670 [KILIShI] 106 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:49,939 Xo'sh, siz uchun yaxshi. Nima dedingiz? 107 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:51,989 Men bu haqda o'ylashim kerakligini aytdim. 108 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:53,379 Nima haqida o'ylash kerak? 109 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,999 Xo'sh, juda ko'p. 110 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,970 Aytmoqchimanki, u zavqlanadi deb faraz qilsam kechki ovqat, u xohlashi mumkin 111 00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:59,739 shirinlik uchun bir qoshiq Meemaw. 112 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:01,380 Onam, bolalar. 113 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:03,450 Men “shirinlik” dedim. 114 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:05,720 Men jinsiy aloqa haqida gapirganimni bilarmidingiz? 115 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:06,959 Yo'q. 116 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,350 Koʻrdingizmi? 117 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,659 Nega ovqatlanmayapsiz? 118 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,830 Men qila olmayman deb o'ylayman. 119 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,429 Ba'zan turli xil ovqatlar bir-biringizga teging, Sheldon. 120 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,999 Dunyoning oxiri emas. 121 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,400 Yo‘q, yana bo‘g‘ilib qolaman deb qo‘rqaman. 122 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,909 Oh, azizim, bunday bo'lmaydi. 123 00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:24,509 Davom et, kechki ovqatingni ye. 124 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,240 Bularning hammasi bo'g'ilish haqida nima? 125 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,109 Sheldon bugun ertalab deyarli vafot etdi. 126 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,499 - Nima?! - Ha, albatta. 127 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,110 Dadam uni teskari silkitardi ketchup shishasi kabi pastga tushing. 128 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,519 Bu ajoyib edi. 129 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,380 Xo'sh, bir narsa yeyishing kerak, bolam. 130 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:36,589 Faqat bir nechta luqma oling. 131 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:38,919 Men qila olmayman. Bu juda xavfli. 132 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,290 To'qmoqlar ustiga cho'kadi. 133 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,029 Mayli, men buni siz uchun yakunlayman, 134 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:44,610 va agar fikringizni o'zgartirsangiz, keyinroq olishingiz mumkin. 135 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,160 Hech bo'lmaganda sutingizni iching. 136 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:47,499 Albatta. 137 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,299 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Mening ona va ota ko'rgan 138 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,839 Men travmatizmga uchragan edim va sabrli va tushunarli edilar 139 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,809 mening qo'rquvim haqida qattiq ovqatlarni iste'mol qilish. 140 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,639 Bu yana bir kun davom etdi. 141 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,279 Meri: Sheldon Li Kuper, agar shunday bo'lmasa 142 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,349 cho'chqa go'shtini tugating, Qasam ichamanki, men uni chaynayman 143 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:03,070 va ichingizga tupuring og'iz qush ona kabi. 144 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,119 Buni qiling, onam. Buni qiling. 145 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,639 - Meri, siz bilan bir soniya gaplashsam bo'ladimi? - Yo'q. Yetadi. 146 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,199 Bola ovqatlanishi kerak. 147 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,010 Menga bir daqiqa vaqt bering. 148 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:13,970 Ovqatlanishni boshlang, janob. 149 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:19,140 Siz qarshi emassiz, to'g'rimi? 150 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,539 Men buni kesib tashlasam-chi cho'chqa go'shti suyaklarini kesib tashlang 151 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:27,300 va uni ichiga tashlang bir oz sous bilan blender? 152 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:31,579 Agar u a orqali to'g'ri kelsa bendy somon, men uni ichaman. 153 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:33,840 Kelyapti. 154 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,280 Nega u cho'chqa go'shtini silkitadi? 155 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:37,510 Bularning barchasi mening aybim. 156 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,480 Men uni o'tkazib yubordim boshqa kuni nonushta, 157 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:41,309 endi qara... U behuda ketyapti. 158 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,390 Oh, keling. Siz o'zingizni ayblay olmaysiz. 159 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,789 Bu davom etmaydi. Eslab qoling uyga asalari kirgan vaqt 160 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:47,599 va u ostida uxlab qoldi bir necha oy davomida aniqmi? 161 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,210 Bu boshqacha. 162 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:50,439 - Qanaqasiga? - Avvalo, 163 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,590 siz o'sha arini ichkariga kiritdingiz. 164 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,760 Asalari sizning aybingiz edi. 165 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:54,260 - Xop. - Ikkinchidan, 166 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:55,429 bu uning salomatligi haqida. 167 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:56,819 U zaif bola. 168 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,129 U bunday davom eta olmaydi. 169 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,439 Men siz bilan bahslashmayman. 170 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,269 Keling, bilasizmi, bering unga yana bir oz vaqt. 171 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,570 [HUHRASI] 172 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:06,809 [BLENDER WHIRRING] 173 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,649 Endi nima? 174 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,879 Onangiznikiga o'xshaydi margaritalar tayyorlash. 175 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,950 [SLURPS] 176 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,019 U nima ichyapti? 177 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,089 Cho'chqa go'shti va sous. 178 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:19,259 [JIM]: Men bir oz ushladim u erda ham brokkoli. 179 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:21,060 Shh... 180 00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:25,890 [SLURPS] 181 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,040 _ 182 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,450 [WHIRRING] 183 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,959 Sizdan juda xursandman yana chiqib ketdi. 184 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,629 Men ham. [KILIShI] 185 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,199 Yaxshi kechki ovqatlandik, sayr qildik. 186 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,360 Bilasizmi, u ajrashgan. 187 00:07:48,370 --> 00:07:49,529 men qilmadim. 188 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,269 Bu odamlar uchun katta ish emas. 189 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,339 Agar ular advokat bo'lmasa, ular biriga bog'liq. 190 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,339 GEORGE SR.: Siz aslida shundaysiz qobiqni kesib tashlash 191 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:58,019 - aralashtirishdan oldinmi? - Men qoldirdim 192 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,809 kechagi orkinosli sendvichda, ayta olishini aytdi. 193 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:02,479 Faqat yarmini ichdi. 194 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,680 Meri, siz shunday deb o'ylaysiz etarlicha uzoq davom etdimi? 195 00:08:04,690 --> 00:08:05,919 Muammo yo'q. 196 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,280 Lekin yaxshiroq bo'lardi agar menda ikkita blender bo'lsa. 197 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:09,949 Agar siz unga xiyonat qilishni to'xtatsangiz, yaxshiroq bo'ling. 198 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,550 Xo'sh, men boshqa nima qilishni bilmayman. 199 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,759 Men uni olib ketishimizni taklif qildim qandaydir professionalga, 200 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,329 lekin siz undan oshib ketishini aytdingiz. 201 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,099 Xo'sh, agar qidirsangiz psixiatr uchun, 202 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,250 Ishonchim komilki, mening yangi do'stim bir kishi bilan bog'liq. 203 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,770 Siz nima deb o'ylaysiz? 204 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,409 [HUHRASI] 205 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,069 Ishonchim komil emas. 206 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:29,539 Agar biz uni qashshoqlikka olib borsak, tan olayotgandek tuyuladi 207 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,870 u bilan nimadir noto'g'ri. 208 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,730 U besh haftadan beri qattiq ovqatlanmadi. 209 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:37,370 Xo'sh, agar mavjud bo'lsa u bilan nimadir noto'g'ri, 210 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:39,209 bu ich qotishi emas. 211 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,840 [KULAYDI] 212 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,659 Mayli. 213 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,720 Keling, kimnidir topa olamizmi, ko'raylik. 214 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,529 Rahmat. 215 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,190 [HUHRASI]: Hmm. 216 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,429 [TILINI BOSLADI] 217 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:59,030 Yana bir nechta Cheetos kerak. 218 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,489 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Onam boshqargan oilaviy psixiatrni topish 219 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:04,139 bizning narxlarimiz doirasida. 220 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:06,170 Hech kim bo'lmaganga o'xshaydi borligini bezovta qildi 221 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:09,009 Pennysaverda kupon. 222 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,919 Bu odam qiladimi Men qattiq ovqat iste'mol qilamanmi? 223 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,980 Yo'q, u shunchaki xohlaydi bu haqda siz bilan gaplashing. 224 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:16,819 Siz unga aytdingizmi, menda bor hayotimda ko'p narsaga erishaman 225 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:20,289 va bo'lishga qodir emas chaynalmagan kolbasa tomonidan o'ldirilganmi? 226 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:22,560 Bu aniq so'zlar bilan emas. 227 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:28,459 Kuponni olib keldingizmi? 228 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,460 Salom. Xush kelibsiz. 229 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,049 Siz Kuper oilasi bo'lishingiz kerak. 230 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:33,069 Biz. 231 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:34,499 To'g'ri, to'g'ri. 232 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,370 Bu Sheldon bo'lishi kerak. 233 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:37,769 U yerga qo'ying. 234 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,909 Yo'q, rahmat. 235 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:41,879 To'g'ri, to'g'ri. 236 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,579 Xo'sh, men shunday qilaman boshlashni yoqtiradi. Onam va dadam, 237 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,709 Nega kelmaysan, gaplashmaysan Avval men, keyin Sheldon, 238 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,510 siz va menda kichik rap seansi bor. 239 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:50,690 Odamlarmi? 240 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,559 [JIM]: To'g'ri, o'ngda. 241 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,880 Mening komikslarimni o'qing. 242 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:06,040 Va siz o'zingizni erkin his qilasiz mening loviya sumkamga o'tirish uchun! 243 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,679 40 sent? Dahshatli. 244 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,529 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Taqdir aytganidek, 245 00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:18,760 men tanlagan komiks up chaqirildiX-Men. 246 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,099 Yosh mutantlar bilan aql bovar qilmaydigan kuchlar 247 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,499 kimdan qo'rqqan va noto'g'ri tushunilganlar 248 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,139 butun dunyo tomonidan. 249 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:27,530 Hey, bu men haqimda. 250 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,949 Endi siz tushunishingiz kerak bo'lgan narsa 251 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,930 Shelly nihoyatda yorqin. 252 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:35,910 Aytmoqchimanki, uning IQ darajasi yuqori u erda Albert Eynshteyn bilan 253 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,479 va ingliz nogironlar aravachasidagi yigit. 254 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,430 - Ajoyib. - U to'qqiz yoshda 255 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,469 va u o'rta maktabda, shuning uchun siz uni boshqa bolalar kabi hukm qila olmaydi. 256 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:44,819 - Eshityapman. - Jorj, 257 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:46,589 unga har doim qanday ketayotgani haqida gapirib bering 258 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:49,559 va atom subatomik haqida zarralar va boshqalar. 259 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,349 Oh, u bu haqda gabbin' qiladi. 260 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,560 Biz odatlanib qolganmiz uning g'alati va g'alati jihatlari. 261 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:58,869 Ammo bu butun borliq qattiq ovqatlardan qo'rqish" narsasi, 262 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,870 bu bizni ag'dardi. 263 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,489 Xop. Aytishdan boshlaylik 264 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,089 to'g'ri joyga keldingiz. 265 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:07,759 Sheldon va men sodir bo'ladi ko'p umumiylikka ega bo'lish. 266 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,699 Men ham o'zgacha bola edim. 267 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,329 To'rtinchi sinfda men o'qigan edim 268 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,599 yettinchi sinf darajasida. 269 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,069 Va men sizga qaerda ekanligimni aytishim shart emas 270 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,610 yettinchi sinfga qadar. 271 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,330 O'ninchi. 272 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:25,880 Men loviya xaltasini aylantiraman. 273 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,639 Hammangiz nimani tomosha qilyapsiz? 274 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,940 Kichik Rascals. 275 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,820 Siz ularning ko'pini bilasiz bolalar o'ldi, to'g'rimi? 276 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,929 Nima? 277 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,939 Beda, Stymie, Karabuğday. 278 00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,479 Hatto it Peteymi? 279 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,610 Oh, ayniqsa it Petey. 280 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,460 Buni tushkunlikka solganingiz uchun tashakkur. 281 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:47,670 Juda xush kelibsiz. 282 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,409 Muzqaymoq olmoqchimisiz? 283 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:50,410 Kechki ovqat haqida nima deyish mumkin? 284 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,589 Unga nima deysiz? Qo'ysangchi; qani endi. 285 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,829 ALF o'lganmi? 286 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,769 Yo'q, lekin bu vaqt masalasi. 287 00:11:57,770 --> 00:12:00,360 Qanchalik ko'pligiga hayron qolasiz bolalarda ovqatdan fobiya bor. 288 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:03,069 - Shundaymi? - Ha, albatta. Men Sheldon yoshida edim, 289 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,600 Men bu g'alati teridan qo'rqardim 290 00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,949 - puding tepasida. - Haqiqatanmi? 291 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,040 Men ham. Bilasizmi, qo'ying bir oz Saran o'rash ... 292 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:09,640 Jorj. 293 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,440 Sheldon? 294 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,439 U qayerga ketdi? 295 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,979 Sheldon? 296 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,479 Uzoqqa borib bo'lmasdi. 297 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,780 Nega yo'q? 298 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,649 To'g'ri, to'g'ri. 299 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:23,750 [QO'NG'IROQCHILIK] 300 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,420 Hammomni, zinapoyalarni tekshirdim. 301 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,599 U binoda emas. 302 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,260 Men xavotirdaman. Uyda hech kim javob bermaydi. 303 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:29,819 Tinch turing. Biz uni topamiz. 304 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,829 Bilasizmi, 305 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:31,970 bolaligimda... 306 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,339 Jim bo'l. 307 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:34,690 Xo'sh ... 308 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:41,020 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Bu odatiy emas edi men uchun tashqariga sarson bo'lishim uchun 309 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:44,610 shahar o'rmoni o'zim, lekin men topshiriqda edim. 310 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:48,909 Men birinchi ta'mni oldim seriyali superqahramonlar, 311 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:50,490 va menga ko'proq kerak edi. 312 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,160 [BELL JINGLES] 313 00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:01,599 Kechirasiz, sizda X-Men bormi? 314 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,330 Men nima ekanligini bilmoqchiman keyin sodir bo'ladi, iltimos. 315 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,480 Burchakdagi orqa quti. 316 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,980 Bu yerda nima qilyapsiz? 317 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,389 Oh, salom, Tam. 318 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,689 Komiks dedingiz deb o'yladim kitoblar bolalar uchun. 319 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,840 Men murakkab yigitman. 320 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,629 Menimcha, politsiyani chaqirishimiz kerak. 321 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,789 Bizga kerak emas politsiya. Biz uni topamiz. 322 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:24,229 Bularning barchasi mening aybim. 323 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:26,869 U qochib ketdi, chunki biz uni terapevtga olib bordi. 324 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,109 Bu 15 dollar, biz qaytarib olmaymiz. 325 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,759 Bu sizni tashvishga solayotgan narsami? 326 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,960 Yo'q. Albatta yo'q. 327 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,239 Sheldon esa yaxshi. 328 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,009 Uning qandayligini bilasiz. 329 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,549 Agar kimdir uni olib ketsa, 330 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,750 [KILIShI]: Ishonchim komil uni darhol qaytarib olib kelishardi. 331 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,780 ♪ ♪ 332 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,749 Men bundan zavqlanaman, lekin menda muammo bor 333 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,089 onomatopeya bilan. 334 00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,189 Nima? 335 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,759 Onomatopeya. 336 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,989 Tovushlarga taqlid qiluvchi so'zlar. 337 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:06,299 "Ktum." "Snikt"" 338 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,729 "Bamf"" 339 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,920 Yozuvchilar so'zlarni o'ylab topmasligi kerak. 340 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,740 Kimdir "onomatopeya" ni o'ylab topdi. 341 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,770 Siz menga qarshi chiqasiz. Menga yoqyapti. 342 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,330 Meemaw, olasizmi? yana chaqaloqlar bormi? 343 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,069 Yaxshi Rabbiy, yo'q! 344 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,869 U boshqa farzand ko‘rish uchun juda qari. 345 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,109 Ularga ega bo'lish shart emas. Siz etarlicha uzoq yashaysiz, 346 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:35,870 sochlaringiz va sizning tishlar tusha boshlaydi, 347 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,509 siz ho'llashni boshlaysiz to'shak, siz bitta bo'lasiz. 348 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,579 [Kuladi] Bu kulgili. 349 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,279 Biz sizga taglik kiyishimiz kerak. 350 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,579 Siz kulmaysiz buni qilayotganingizda. 351 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,109 Men bo'lishim mumkin. 352 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:48,099 [KULGI] 353 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:52,130 Hey, Mimau, Sheldonning yonida, kim aqlli, men yoki Jorji? 354 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,420 Men, albatta. 355 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,599 Nega siz? 356 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,199 Mening boshim kattaroq. 357 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,869 Bu muhim emas. 358 00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,630 Bu kecha Sheldon haqida emas. 359 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,620 Ha, to'g'ri. Hammasi har doim Sheldon haqida. 360 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,869 Ha. Ko'pincha, 361 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,839 go'yo biz ham mavjud emasmiz. 362 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,569 Menimcha, Sheldon oladi eng ko'p e'tibor. 363 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,669 Balki bu yaxshi narsadir. 364 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,259 Qanaqasiga? 365 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,419 Xo'sh, agar u bo'lmaganida u, sizning ota-onangiz bo'ladi 366 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,049 har doim sizning eshagingizda. 367 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,119 Ha. Men hech qachon o'ylamaganman bu haqda avval ham shunday. 368 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,559 Hazil qilyapsanmi? Hozir, ular sizni qiynab qo'yishadi 369 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,090 xonangizni tozalash haqida 370 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,839 va uy vazifangizni bajaring. 371 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,260 Buning o'rniga siz o'tirasiz to'xtash joyida, 372 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,200 kechki ovqat uchun Blizzard yeyish. 373 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:35,769 - Ichida pechenye xamiri bilan. - Aynan. 374 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:39,839 Sheldon o'tirib qolganda zerikarli shrinkning ofisida. 375 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,710 Onam menga ular shundayligini aytdi uni soch turmaklash uchun olib. 376 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,459 Oh. Ha. 377 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,310 To'g'ri. 378 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:51,350 Xo'sh, u uyga kelganida, uning sochlari yaxshi ko'rinayotganini ayting. 379 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,700 ♪ ♪ 380 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,600 Nima? 381 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,010 Hech narsa. 382 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,880 ♪ ♪ 383 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,449 Bittasini xohlaysizmi? 384 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,349 Yo'q. 385 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,350 Xo'sh ... 386 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,690 agar fikringizni o'zgartirsangiz, o'zingizga yordam bering. 387 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,489 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Men buni qilmadim ko'plab komikslarni o'qishga to'g'ri keladi 388 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:38,479 buni tushunish uchun har bir super qahramonning zaif tomoni bor edi, 389 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,409 ular nimadir yengishlari kerak edi 390 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,940 g'ayrioddiy jasorat orqali. 391 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,510 Cyclops uchun bu Jan Greyning yo'qolishi edi. 392 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,909 Rogue uchun bu insonning teginishi edi. 393 00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,969 Men uchun bu ovqat edi bu chaynashni talab qildi. 394 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,430 Agar men haqiqatan ham mutant bo'lganimda, Men ham xuddi shunday qilishim kerak edi. 395 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,520 ♪ ♪ 396 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,700 Bu kuni men mag'lub bo'lmasdim. 397 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,280 Chunki bu men bo'lgan kun edi... 398 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,509 Chizuvchi. 399 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:26,649 Xuddi shunday, men yengib chiqdim bo'g'ilishdan qo'rqishim. 400 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,480 Mening itlardan qo'rqishim qoldi, 401 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,719 qushlar, hasharotlar, mikroblar, 402 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,489 quchoqlash, tugmachali shimlar, 403 00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,739 daryolar, ko'llar, ko'llar, okeanlar, 404 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,639 estuar, korduroy, ildiz sabzavotlar, 405 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,409 g'ichirlagan sharlar, qoraytirilgan oynalar, 406 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,879 bir tiyin ol, bir tiyin qoldiring, feyerverk, 407 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,959 qorin pechlari, chang quyonlari, 408 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,330 shaftoli ustidagi jingalak. Uh. 409 00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:53,230 Menga qiziq bo'lgan narsa Qanchadan-qancha nazoratchilar 410 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,139 olimlar: Doktor Ahtapot, 411 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,809 Doktor Doom, Lex Luthor, 412 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,610 Yashil goblin, ro'yxatni davom ettirish mumkin. 413 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,819 Xo'sh? 414 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,989 Agar dunyo meni hurmat qilmasa, 415 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,489 Men tomonlarni o'zgartirishim mumkin. 416 00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:08,290 [MILItsiya radiosining noaniq suhbati] 417 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,759 Uh-oh. 418 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,140 Omad tilaymiz. 419 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,569 [HUHRASI] 420 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,279 Voyaga yetgan SHELDON: Men sinab ko'rdim ota-onamga tushuntirish uchun 421 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,139 bu Siklops ismli mutant 422 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,409 kim uning ko'zidan lazer nurlarini otadi, 423 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,409 menga qizilmiya tayoqchasini yeyishga yordam berdi. 424 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,310 Ularning boshidan o‘tib ketdi. 425 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,830 - VitoSilans tomonidan sinxronlangan va tuzatilgan - -- www.MY-SUBS.com --