1 00:00:02,179 --> 00:00:04,015 "The Front Door" 2 00:00:04,245 --> 00:00:06,169 Axl! 3 00:00:06,451 --> 00:00:08,196 Axl, get out of bed now! 4 00:00:08,231 --> 00:00:10,784 Now! I said, now! 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,425 Okay, I know this doesn't look good. 6 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:16,330 But in fairness to me, this wasn't how the morning started. 7 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,436 Axl, honey, 8 00:00:20,471 --> 00:00:21,563 time to get up. 9 00:00:24,467 --> 00:00:26,071 Come on, sleepyhead. 10 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:28,782 Rise and shine. 11 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,896 Axl, the bus comes in 15 minutes. 12 00:00:32,931 --> 00:00:33,936 Let's go! 13 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,768 You get the picture. 14 00:00:39,991 --> 00:00:41,893 God. Overreact much? 15 00:00:41,894 --> 00:00:44,798 You missed the bus, and now I have to drive you to school! 16 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:45,883 Get dressed! 17 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,785 And take your plate to the kitchen! 18 00:00:52,842 --> 00:00:54,440 In case you hadn't heard, we had to let 19 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:57,160 the room service waiters go, due to the economy! 20 00:00:57,948 --> 00:00:59,153 Being a parent is a lot like 21 00:00:59,203 --> 00:01:01,113 being a cop in a bad part of town. 22 00:01:01,114 --> 00:01:04,174 When you're up against a felon, or, in our case, teenager, 23 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:06,028 it's good to know you've got backup. 24 00:01:06,063 --> 00:01:06,582 Mike? 25 00:01:07,195 --> 00:01:09,962 I have had it with him. He won't get out of bed, 26 00:01:09,963 --> 00:01:11,669 he leaves his dirty dishes in the hall, 27 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,771 I ask him to do anything, I get... 28 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,892 Well, he had a game last night. 29 00:01:15,927 --> 00:01:18,395 - He's probably tired. - Don't make excuses for him! 30 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,510 I need you to back me up here, Mike. 31 00:01:20,545 --> 00:01:21,645 Okay, yes, I will do that. 32 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,728 I will back you up. Just say the word. 33 00:01:24,149 --> 00:01:26,622 Just say, "Mike, I'm weak. I can't control my child. 34 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:28,434 I need your supreme parenting skills." 35 00:01:29,197 --> 00:01:31,048 Will you just kick his ass, please? 36 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:32,600 I'm going in. 37 00:01:36,828 --> 00:01:39,135 Axl, I'm gonna count to three! 38 00:01:39,521 --> 00:01:40,524 One... 39 00:01:41,104 --> 00:01:41,937 two... 40 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,693 Hey, buddy. Heck of a game last night. 41 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:48,379 Anyway, I think you'd better get up, get ready for school. 42 00:01:48,407 --> 00:01:50,435 And try not to set off your mom like that, okay? 43 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,308 Don't poke the bear. 44 00:01:51,348 --> 00:01:52,862 The bear's stressed out and tired. 45 00:01:53,412 --> 00:01:55,404 And, uh, take this plate to the kitchen for me, will you? 46 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:56,787 Thanks, pal. 47 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,323 And I mean it! 48 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,580 So after a stressful morning with Axl, 49 00:02:04,615 --> 00:02:06,206 work was almost like a break. 50 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:06,967 You people 51 00:02:07,018 --> 00:02:09,884 are the sorriest bunch of losers I've ever laid eyes on. 52 00:02:09,894 --> 00:02:11,159 I said, "Almost." 53 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:12,880 And to reward you for that achievement, 54 00:02:12,930 --> 00:02:15,034 anyone who can't sell a car by this time next week 55 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,255 is gonna find themselves out on the street. 56 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,504 You're gonna fire us? 57 00:02:18,622 --> 00:02:19,444 Forget that. 58 00:02:19,735 --> 00:02:21,039 I'm gonna put you out on the street 59 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:22,726 in that dog suit. 60 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,149 Loser! 61 00:02:28,972 --> 00:02:30,243 Which one of you is gonna be the head, 62 00:02:30,278 --> 00:02:31,850 and which one is gonna be the tail? 63 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:36,157 I have asthma, so I have to be up near the mouth. 64 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,761 Now I want to hear this sales bell ringing 65 00:02:38,796 --> 00:02:40,548 like a trolley car in Nancy town. 66 00:02:42,651 --> 00:02:45,040 Got no room for deadweight around here. 67 00:02:45,712 --> 00:02:47,451 Speaking of which, Frances... 68 00:02:47,932 --> 00:02:49,159 My office. 69 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:54,817 So, Frances, how would you describe your sales technique? 70 00:02:54,844 --> 00:02:58,149 Well, I try to connect personally with the customer, 71 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:00,428 um, give them honest information 72 00:03:00,463 --> 00:03:01,945 about the car they're thinking of buying. 73 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,514 I oughta fire you right now. I don't get it. 74 00:03:04,997 --> 00:03:07,852 I read that women want to buy cars from other women. 75 00:03:08,201 --> 00:03:11,265 That's why I went against all judgment and hired one. 76 00:03:11,618 --> 00:03:12,873 Now you got a chance here 77 00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:15,340 to carry the torch for all the lady-kind 78 00:03:15,569 --> 00:03:17,323 or burn the whole deal down. 79 00:03:17,682 --> 00:03:18,404 It's up to you. 80 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:23,462 I'm kind of like the Rosa Parks of Ehlert Cars, huh? 81 00:03:24,126 --> 00:03:26,799 Rosa Parks? Don't even get me started on her. 82 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:28,744 Now look... 83 00:03:28,898 --> 00:03:31,713 You gotta find your game, and quick! 84 00:03:33,271 --> 00:03:36,072 Sounds wrong to put a woman in a dog suit, 85 00:03:36,107 --> 00:03:38,710 but... aw, hell. 86 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:40,111 Doesn't sound wrong at all. 87 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,275 What are you doing? 88 00:03:47,276 --> 00:03:49,288 Making a pyramid out of sugar cubes. 89 00:03:49,841 --> 00:03:51,151 - Sugar cubes. - Oh, no. 90 00:03:51,223 --> 00:03:54,604 No! Don't tell me you have a class project due tomorrow. 91 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,615 No, it's not due until next week. 92 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,271 I know it doesn't seem like much, 93 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,968 but this was a milestone in Brick's life... 94 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:03,577 And mine. He was a full six and a half days 95 00:04:03,647 --> 00:04:05,146 ahead of his usual schedule. 96 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:09,441 A papier-mâché Niagara Falls... by morning? 97 00:04:09,654 --> 00:04:11,016 Seriously, Brick? 98 00:04:11,222 --> 00:04:14,459 A Choctaw medicine man costume by lunch? 99 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:19,579 I'm gonna need some more sugar cubes. 100 00:04:19,632 --> 00:04:23,070 Sugar cubes? You got it. No problem. 101 00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:24,996 Six and a half days-- I'll get you a truckload. 102 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,446 Mom? School pictures came today. 103 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,840 Oh, God, no. Please, no. 104 00:04:31,014 --> 00:04:33,396 I was just on a sugar cube high, and now this. 105 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:35,566 - I haven't looked yet. - Oh, boy. 106 00:04:36,753 --> 00:04:38,748 Okay, let's do this together. 107 00:04:38,889 --> 00:04:41,168 Sue has many wonderful qualities, 108 00:04:41,203 --> 00:04:43,798 but we've never seen any of them show up on film. 109 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:51,236 Okay, no biggie. 110 00:04:51,504 --> 00:04:53,933 We just have to go for a retake, right? 111 00:04:54,648 --> 00:04:56,543 But to get a retake, I have to give this one back. 112 00:04:57,211 --> 00:04:59,481 What if the retake picture is worse than this? 113 00:04:59,798 --> 00:05:00,802 I'll be stuck with it! 114 00:05:01,082 --> 00:05:02,501 I think it's worth the risk. 115 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,448 And maybe next time-- 116 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:06,602 I know, I know. Just relax and be myself. 117 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:09,049 No! Remember, we tried that last year? And... 118 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,880 Maybe if you thought of something pleasant, 119 00:05:12,915 --> 00:05:15,799 like a rainbow or Ashton Kutcher. 120 00:05:16,553 --> 00:05:17,436 There you go! 121 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:19,678 Perfect! Now can you do that again tomorrow? 122 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,727 No. I'm just gonna hold it till then. 123 00:05:24,328 --> 00:05:26,231 Hey. How was work? How's-- 124 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,389 Oh, no. Is it school picture time again? Damn it! 125 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:31,689 Why the hell do they do this, year after year? 126 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:32,552 - This kid-- - I know. 127 00:05:32,695 --> 00:05:33,773 She's having it retaken. 128 00:05:35,290 --> 00:05:35,853 Wait a minute. 129 00:05:35,854 --> 00:05:38,142 Is that Axl's plate from this morning on the floor? 130 00:05:38,157 --> 00:05:39,656 At least it made it into the kitchen. 131 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,515 Hang on. What are you doing? 132 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:45,357 I can't get into another battle with him today, Mike. 133 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,690 I am exhausted. 134 00:05:46,770 --> 00:05:48,535 You know, picture day and everything? 135 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:51,025 No. You told him to clean up his mess, 136 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:53,224 I told him to clean up his mess... 137 00:05:53,852 --> 00:05:54,970 He's gonna clean up his mess. 138 00:05:56,637 --> 00:05:58,572 Well, call me if you need backup. 139 00:06:03,484 --> 00:06:04,384 Look what I found. 140 00:06:04,819 --> 00:06:07,425 - Oh, hey, thanks, man. - No, you moron. 141 00:06:07,522 --> 00:06:09,403 It's the sandwich I told you to throw away this morning. 142 00:06:09,464 --> 00:06:10,314 What were you thinking? 143 00:06:10,774 --> 00:06:12,274 Hey, Axl. Look at me. 144 00:06:14,395 --> 00:06:16,223 Look at me and continue looking at me. 145 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:19,709 Better. I thought I told you to throw this sandwich away. 146 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,131 No, you said, "Take it to the kitchen." 147 00:06:21,192 --> 00:06:21,934 And throw it out. 148 00:06:22,202 --> 00:06:23,816 - You didn't say that. - Okay. Well, 149 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:25,977 then let me break it down for you so you wont get confused. 150 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:29,163 You're gonna take this plate-- the one with the sandwich on it 151 00:06:29,374 --> 00:06:31,543 and take it to the kitchen-- the room with the sink, 152 00:06:31,578 --> 00:06:33,458 and you're gonna throw the sandwich in the garbage 153 00:06:33,578 --> 00:06:35,988 and you're gonna put the dirty dish in the dishwasher. 154 00:06:35,989 --> 00:06:38,162 And you're going to do this after every meal, 155 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,058 for as long as you live in this house. 156 00:06:40,846 --> 00:06:41,488 Got it? 157 00:06:42,161 --> 00:06:43,684 Fine, whatever. Yeah. 158 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,324 Now. 159 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,295 I'll get to it. Chill. 160 00:06:50,884 --> 00:06:53,464 Oh, God! You are always on me! Fine! 161 00:06:54,591 --> 00:06:55,805 And while we're on the subject, 162 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,039 your mom and I are sick of your attitude. From now on, 163 00:06:58,074 --> 00:07:00,417 when she asks you to do something, you do it. 164 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:03,522 You got to admit-- My partner is pretty hot. 165 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,411 Also, you're gonna start earning your keep around here. 166 00:07:05,446 --> 00:07:07,147 As a matter of fact, your mom has a whole list of things 167 00:07:07,197 --> 00:07:08,989 she wants you to do. Go, Frankie. 168 00:07:09,716 --> 00:07:11,538 Oh! Um... Yes. 169 00:07:11,573 --> 00:07:12,777 There's a lot of stuff for you to do. 170 00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:13,898 Just give me a second. Um... 171 00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:16,367 Kind of on the spot here. 172 00:07:16,981 --> 00:07:18,547 Okay, well, whatever she comes up with, 173 00:07:18,582 --> 00:07:19,566 you're gonna do it with a smile 174 00:07:19,601 --> 00:07:20,474 - on your face-- - Rake the leaves! 175 00:07:20,621 --> 00:07:23,025 Fold the laundry, uh, clean the light fixtures-- 176 00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:25,516 - Ooh, they're coming now. Uh... - You can't do this! 177 00:07:26,036 --> 00:07:28,230 - You heard your mother. - God! This is so unfair! 178 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:40,657 And you're gonna fix that, too. 179 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:44,048 No way! No. It was already broken. 180 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,932 Mom has been telling you to fix that hinge for, like, a month! 181 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,799 - Right, Mom? - Uh... 182 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:49,995 I support your father. 183 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:52,333 Classic! 184 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:55,129 And this door stays right where it is 185 00:07:55,164 --> 00:07:57,260 until you march your butt back here and fix it! 186 00:07:59,191 --> 00:08:02,378 Oh, I forgot to mention-- two days a week, 187 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:04,460 the "Orson Herald" puts out an evening edition. 188 00:08:08,407 --> 00:08:10,957 The next morning, we still didn't have a front door. 189 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:14,013 And even though folks in Orson, Indiana, 190 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:15,972 brag about never having to lock their doors, 191 00:08:16,343 --> 00:08:18,764 it's still good to have one to leave unlocked. 192 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,053 What are we gonna do? 193 00:08:20,274 --> 00:08:22,472 Well, honey, your father says Axl has to put the door back on, 194 00:08:22,552 --> 00:08:23,803 and I support your father. 195 00:08:27,982 --> 00:08:29,168 You still don't have a door? 196 00:08:29,463 --> 00:08:31,402 I support your father. 197 00:08:31,904 --> 00:08:32,707 But, Mom. 198 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,384 Oh, shoot! My smile! 199 00:08:36,397 --> 00:08:39,512 On cop shows, partners back each other up no matter what. 200 00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:42,140 Yeah, we probably shouldn't have made our parenting rules 201 00:08:42,175 --> 00:08:43,369 based on cop shows. 202 00:08:44,839 --> 00:08:47,230 Meanwhile, it was amazing what the threat of a dog suit 203 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,017 will do to motivate a sales team. 204 00:08:59,775 --> 00:09:00,265 Ow! 205 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,130 Pete Miller. How you doing? 206 00:09:06,196 --> 00:09:07,827 I had to find my game, and fast. 207 00:09:08,054 --> 00:09:10,313 First I started out with a tried and true classic. 208 00:09:10,594 --> 00:09:12,975 Bob and I teamed up for a little good cop/bad cop. 209 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,222 And I completely agree. 210 00:09:14,256 --> 00:09:17,221 I think 15,500 is a very reasonable offer. 211 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,236 I was the good cop... 212 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:23,064 $15,500? Are you insane? That is way too high. 213 00:09:23,411 --> 00:09:24,945 What are you trying to do to these poor people? 214 00:09:25,157 --> 00:09:27,011 And so, apparently, was Bob. 215 00:09:27,895 --> 00:09:29,333 What are you doing? 216 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:30,992 You're supposed to be the bad cop. 217 00:09:31,027 --> 00:09:33,761 No, you're bad cop. You're helping me sell the car. 218 00:09:33,796 --> 00:09:35,285 No, you're helping me. 219 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,725 Why would I do that? I spent four years 220 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,079 as the birthday rat at Chuck E. Cheese. 221 00:09:39,114 --> 00:09:40,625 I can't go back in a furry head. 222 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,473 Attention, all sales personnel-- 223 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:49,030 We are out of sugar cubes in the coffee area. 224 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:50,977 Plan accordingly. 225 00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:05,437 Wow. 226 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,622 You must have bought out the entire store. 227 00:10:08,415 --> 00:10:10,438 Sure. Let's go with that. 228 00:10:11,749 --> 00:10:14,319 - Thanks, Mom. - Mm-hmm. Hey. 229 00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:16,035 Oh. Is that the new picture? 230 00:10:16,355 --> 00:10:18,210 - Well? - Not good. 231 00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:21,091 Now, now. Let me be the-- 232 00:10:21,126 --> 00:10:23,810 Ooh. Yeah. No, that is not good. 233 00:10:23,845 --> 00:10:25,579 What even is that face? 234 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,976 I had a blister in my mouth, 235 00:10:28,011 --> 00:10:29,721 and I was feeling it with my tongue. 236 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:31,991 Why would you do that while he's taking the picture? 237 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:34,871 I just can't stop. 238 00:10:35,881 --> 00:10:36,863 So what do I do now? 239 00:10:37,283 --> 00:10:39,121 I only have one retake left. 240 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:41,163 I think you gotta double down. 241 00:10:50,836 --> 00:10:51,724 Axl. 242 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:53,372 Dad. 243 00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:56,325 Truth be told, I was getting a little worried, 244 00:10:56,376 --> 00:10:57,745 'cause when it comes to being stubborn, 245 00:10:57,796 --> 00:10:59,285 Axl and Mike had a history. 246 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,391 Axl, you're too old for a diaper. 247 00:11:01,572 --> 00:11:03,441 You're not leaving there till you go in the potty. 248 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:09,252 Fine. I'll wait. 249 00:11:09,692 --> 00:11:10,804 Gotta say "please." 250 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,157 Fine. I'll wait. 251 00:11:15,539 --> 00:11:16,626 Please? 252 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,903 Yep, till now, Mike would always win, 253 00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:22,729 - but Axl was growing up. - Fine. I can wait. 254 00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:24,100 I got nothing but time. 255 00:11:24,453 --> 00:11:26,176 Yes, we knew they both could wait, 256 00:11:26,497 --> 00:11:27,969 but could we? 257 00:11:28,681 --> 00:11:30,208 But I had bigger things to worry about. 258 00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:33,914 Over the next few days, I tried every sales trick in the book. 259 00:11:33,949 --> 00:11:35,571 I tried being one of the guys... 260 00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:37,199 Check out the power plant on this baby. 261 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,318 Step on the accelerator, she'll throw you back 262 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:40,927 like a nickel hooker at a truck stop. 263 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,116 I tried being one of the girls... 264 00:11:45,151 --> 00:11:46,566 I started my period today. 265 00:11:47,511 --> 00:11:49,507 Men--they're distant, huh? 266 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:55,481 While Mike tried every trick in his book. 267 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:57,893 Axl, no door, no TV. 268 00:12:04,395 --> 00:12:05,832 No door, no phone. 269 00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:13,118 No door, no food. 270 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,186 "No door, no food"? 271 00:12:22,277 --> 00:12:23,807 Yeah, you're right. That could take weeks. 272 00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:27,367 - No door, no water. - Wh--are--ugh! 273 00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:30,071 Mike, seriously, what is your plan here? 274 00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:32,845 Relax. I've got it all under control. 275 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,148 I don't know that you do. I mean, what if he never caves? 276 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,631 What if he figures out we have no real power? 277 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,355 What if the sun explodes? 278 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,474 You can worry about it all day, but it's not gonna happen. 279 00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:43,712 And besides, he's the one that broke the door. 280 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,268 Pfft. Mm-hmm. 281 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,473 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think it's not his fault? 282 00:12:47,508 --> 00:12:49,064 Careful. Careful. 283 00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:50,932 I'm just saying that someone 284 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:53,349 might have been telling someone for three months 285 00:12:53,384 --> 00:12:56,315 - to replace the hinge. - Look, Frankie, if we let him win, 286 00:12:56,595 --> 00:12:58,638 things will never be the same around here. 287 00:12:58,673 --> 00:13:00,376 - Look, I know you're tired-- - I am not tired. 288 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,112 Yeah, I'm pretty much always tired. 289 00:13:02,269 --> 00:13:05,042 Okay, you say the word, and we will back off. 290 00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,133 What is the word? I'll say it. I'll say it right now. 291 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:08,730 There's no word. We're not backing off. 292 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:09,407 Fine. 293 00:13:10,643 --> 00:13:12,035 You are so stubborn. 294 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,625 I'll be at work. 295 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,122 Imagine me slamming the door! 296 00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:31,219 Unbelievable. 297 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,292 Still no sugar cubes. 298 00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:35,393 It's weird. 299 00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:41,796 Ooh. Pretty warm in there, huh? 300 00:13:41,831 --> 00:13:44,042 Oh, uh, the heat's not that bad. 301 00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:46,038 The--the stench is what's hard to take. 302 00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:48,505 It smells like a rotting carcass 303 00:13:48,506 --> 00:13:51,068 shoved up the butt of a rotting carcass. 304 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,088 So... pretty unpleasant, I'm guessing. 305 00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:57,018 On the plus side, the legs are stiff from dried sweat, 306 00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:00,153 so you can black out in here and bam! You're still standing. 307 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:06,441 Mm. How about that? 308 00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:09,532 You two are just about the same size. Wow. 309 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,343 Day seven without a door-- or was it day nine? 310 00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:19,552 I had lost track 311 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,399 and the feeling in my fingertips. 312 00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:24,693 - Can I turn up the heat? - Dad says no. 313 00:14:25,313 --> 00:14:26,946 But I have to take my picture tomorrow, 314 00:14:26,981 --> 00:14:29,104 - and I'm gonna have a red nose. - I said I support your father, 315 00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:30,360 and I support your father. 316 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,933 Oh, Brick. Oh, wow! 317 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,487 You finished it. Oh, it's beautiful. 318 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:41,206 I am so proud of you. 319 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:42,218 Thanks. 320 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:45,804 What are you doing? 321 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,761 That's your school project. 322 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,355 No, it isn't. The pyramid was just for fun. 323 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,762 My project's the State Capitol Building. 324 00:14:52,797 --> 00:14:53,903 It's due tomorrow. 325 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:54,959 What? 326 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,029 I'm gonna need some tongue depressors, 327 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,635 1,500 stir sticks and a giant green styrofoam ball. 328 00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:03,744 Okay. 329 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,540 Here's what's gonna happen-- 330 00:15:06,812 --> 00:15:09,030 We're gonna stick a hoosier flag on top of this thing 331 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,373 and pray for a "C." 332 00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,173 If you need me, I'll be sitting on the space heater. 333 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,082 Who the hell are you? 334 00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,632 We wanted to talk to you about the Kingdom of Jehovah. 335 00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:23,541 There was no door. 336 00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:25,284 Yes, I know. 337 00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:27,793 You know who'd really love to talk to you-- 338 00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,656 and please do bring all your pamphlets-- 339 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,976 My husband. He's out in the garage. 340 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:38,670 Attention, all customers-- 341 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:42,041 Half-hour left in our fall madness sale. 342 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,086 Okay, Wayne. What do you think? 343 00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:46,527 I can only offer you this deal for another 30 minutes. 344 00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,294 Attention, all customers-- 345 00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:52,294 The winter madness sale starts in 30 minutes. 346 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,554 Yeah, I don't know. 347 00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:56,586 I'll have to think about it. 348 00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:59,733 Maybe I'll check back next week. Thanks. 349 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:06,043 So that was that. Bob had made a sale, 350 00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:08,163 and I was still the only one left at zero. 351 00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:10,907 I guess we knew who'd be wearing the dog suit. 352 00:16:10,942 --> 00:16:12,046 I'm sorry. 353 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:16,796 Hey. 354 00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:18,442 What is that? 355 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,544 You still have mud on your shoes? 356 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,459 I told you to wipe your shoes before you got in the car. 357 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:27,066 And now look, there's mud all over the floorboard. 358 00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:29,444 I'm sorry. I j--I wasn't thinking. 359 00:16:29,479 --> 00:16:30,851 No, you weren't, were you? 360 00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:33,445 And now I've got to clean up the car. Is that fair? 361 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,880 Should I have to clean up your mess? 362 00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:36,375 No. 363 00:16:36,381 --> 00:16:38,344 I am just so disappointed in you. 364 00:16:38,574 --> 00:16:39,127 Me? 365 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,379 Yeah. You wasted a lot of my time here, Wayne. 366 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:43,065 And from everything you told me on our test drive, 367 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,887 this is so typical of you. 368 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,524 You can't decide if you should buy the car. 369 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,256 You can't decide if you want to go back to school. 370 00:16:48,326 --> 00:16:49,944 You can't decide if you should marry Jennifer. 371 00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:53,422 And from the picture in your wallet, she is adorable! 372 00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:57,255 You have to grow up and make up your mind. 373 00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:01,102 Okay. I'll take it. 374 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:02,892 You'll what now? 375 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,231 I'll buy the car. 376 00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:06,617 God. You sound like my mother. 377 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:09,730 And there it was--my hook. 378 00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:12,019 It had always been right there in front of me. 379 00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:15,171 I'm a mom. All I had to do was tap into it. 380 00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,425 Aah! 381 00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:31,704 Great news! Guess what I did t-- 382 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,677 Oh, come on! 383 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,561 I sold a car. 384 00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:49,148 Well, well, well. 385 00:17:49,604 --> 00:17:51,044 What have we here? 386 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,989 You put the door back on. 387 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:55,889 Good boy. 388 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,865 No. I didn't. 389 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:01,100 I did it. 390 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,914 You did it? You put the door back, 391 00:18:04,929 --> 00:18:07,390 partner? That's it. 392 00:18:07,425 --> 00:18:08,385 It's coming back off. 393 00:18:10,134 --> 00:18:12,513 Don't... you... dare. 394 00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:21,181 Hey. I think now would be a good time 395 00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:22,374 to go do your homework. 396 00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:26,898 Frankie, give me the drill. Come on. Hand it over. 397 00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:28,895 How did I end up in a standoff with Mike? 398 00:18:29,489 --> 00:18:30,735 We'd always been on the same page 399 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:33,335 when it came to-- Well, just about everything, 400 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:34,890 Except "Caddyshack." 401 00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:49,075 Thanks for the backup, pal. 402 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,649 Listen, there are all different kinds of backup, Mike, 403 00:18:52,684 --> 00:18:55,264 like when your partner loses his mind, and you gotta step in 404 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,140 and knock some freaking sense into him! 405 00:18:57,779 --> 00:18:59,544 Remember the time you grew the Tom Selleck mustache 406 00:18:59,613 --> 00:19:02,020 and I had to shave it off in your sleep? Backup. 407 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:02,858 So what now? 408 00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:04,876 Axl walks free with more of a sense of entitlement 409 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:05,804 than he already had? 410 00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:07,758 We were this close, Frankie, this close. 411 00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,224 To getting robbed in our sleep? 412 00:19:10,457 --> 00:19:12,642 Okay, here it is-- the last picture. 413 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:14,368 Oh, hey, the door's back. 414 00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:18,262 I was too nervous to look, but I think it might be okay. 415 00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,420 Maybe. I don't know. You look first. 416 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,733 Oh, honey. 417 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,637 - It is wonderful! - Really? Honest? 418 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,979 Man, you look beautiful. The third time's a charm. 419 00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:35,384 And sometimes, without any discussion, 420 00:19:35,481 --> 00:19:37,974 you find yourself back on the same page. 421 00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:40,328 Yes! I nailed it. 422 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,274 Oh, my lord! 423 00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:50,023 I have never seen her make that expression in my life. 424 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:50,959 What is that? 425 00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:53,926 Three tries. She had three tries. 426 00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:55,753 - She's consistent. - Oh! 427 00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:56,518 Oh, Sue. 428 00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:01,064 - Hey. I sold a car today. - You're kidding! 429 00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:03,111 - Yeah! That's amazing. - I know. 430 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,575 Oh, hey. You're gonna think of an awful punishment for Axl. 431 00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:08,060 An awful one. 432 00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:11,181 I will. I will. I'm not as brilliant as you, 433 00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:12,951 but I will come up with something. 434 00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,890 This is totally unfair! 435 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:24,531 Genius. 436 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,717 Yep, everything was as it should be. 437 00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:32,191 I had a commission, a door. They even gave me my own desk. 438 00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:41,241 I was Frankie Heck, sales mom. 439 00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:43,814 Look out, world.