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"The Trip"

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<i>Here in the middle,</i>

3
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<i>we have a long tradition
of kids raising</i>

4
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<i>money for their school
by hitting up their neighbours,</i>

5
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<i>to buy crap
they don't want or need.</i>

6
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<i>Following in that
great tradition,</i>

7
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<i>Sue is selling cheese and sausage
for Orson Junior High.</i>

8
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Four exciting varities
of sausage to match

9
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whatever sausage meat
you may find yourself in.

10
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<i>I think what makes Sue
such a good seller</i>

11
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<i>is that
she can take rejection.</i>

12
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<i>Probably cause she's had
so much practice.</i>

13
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Or maybe you can,
perhaps,

14
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show your love of cheese,
cheese ball...

15
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I'll just wait here at the door
in case you change your mind.

16
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<i>Let me tell you:</i>

17
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<i>When it come to selling
cheese and sausage,</i>

18
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<i>Sue was driven.</i>

19
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<i>She was driven by Mike
all over Indiana.</i>

20
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<i>Mike took her to Terre Haute...</i>

21
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<i>They went to Gary.</i>

22
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<i>She hit almost
every county in the state.</i>

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<i>'Cause if she sells
$3,000 worth,</i>

24
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<i>she wins a free trip,
all the way...</i>

25
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<i>to Indianapolis.</i>

26
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So it's okay
to sell your stuff, Sue,

27
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but, remember,
this is a place of business.

28
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People are busy.

29
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Oh, hey, Bob.

30
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Would you like to help my school
and send me on a trip

31
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to the state capital
by buying some delicious--

32
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I'll take ten.

33
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Really? Oh, my God.
That's great!

34
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I love food you don't
have to refrigerate.

35
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Fridges--
they just tie you down.

36
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That's why I just have
a hot plate and a P.O. Box.

37
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Okay, that'll be $284.

38
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What? Are you...
Ehlert.

39
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Just casually scatter.

40
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Oh, hi, Mr. Ehlert.
Would you like to help my--

41
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No. Frances!
You forgot to make coffee again.

42
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You got me walking
around here like an idiot

43
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with a doughnut and
nothing to dunk it in.

44
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Mr. Ehlert, how come
<i>I'm</i> the one

45
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who's always asked
to make the coffee?

46
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I'm beginning to think
it's because I'm a woman.

47
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Well, of course it's
because you're a woman.

48
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The day I start telling men
to make coffee for women,

49
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you have my permission
to put a bullet in my head.

50
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Wow. Mom,
that is so unfair.

51
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You are not going
to make that coffee, are you?

52
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Eh. Not worth the fight.

53
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<i>All personnel-- I've been informed
there will be fresh coffee shortly.</i>

54
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Hey, can I interest you
in a cheese sampler,

55
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so I can win a trip
to my state capital?

56
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<i>**Put me down for the
jalapeno cheddar ball.</i>

57
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Yes!

58
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Oh, and if you get that,

59
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I can throw in the wild game
sausage trio at half price.

60
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<i>Fine.</i>

61
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<i>Sue was really
kicking butt.</i>

62
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<i>She was a shining beacon
of motivation.</i>

63
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<i>Axl?
Not so much.</i>

64
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Axl, how many times
do I have to say it?

65
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Turn off that TV and
get dressed for school!

66
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It'll take me, like,
two seconds. Chill.

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Hey, hey.
Only one to a customer.

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It's for Olivia.

69
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I'm sorry, honey.
Who?

70
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Olivia, my girlfriend.

71
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So this girlfriend of yours--
Is she...

72
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here right now?

73
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No.
She's at her house.

74
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So how did this happen?

75
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You're my boyfriend now.

76
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Okay.

77
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Wow, Brick.
That's great!

78
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So this Olivia--
Do you like her?

79
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She says I do.

80
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Is she cute?
Is she nice?

81
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She has a red ribbon
in her hair.

82
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I like red ribbons.

83
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All Heck men
like red ribbons.

84
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Red ribbons.

85
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Ma, we're out of cereal.
You going to the store or what?

86
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Hey. I will go
to the store

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when I decide it's time
to go to the store.

88
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Actually, we're almost
out of a lot of stuff.

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I'm going after work.

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First I gotta go
to the post office.

91
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Then I'm gonna swing by
Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny'S.

92
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They're hosting bridge club,
and they're almost out of scotch.

93
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

94
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I did it.

95
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I sold over $3,000 worth
of cheese and sausage!

96
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Oh! Honey!

97
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- That's great, Sue.
- That's terrific!

98
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Look at you.

99
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I know.

100
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I just have to send
the checks to the company,

101
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and then I am off
to Indianapolis...

102
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the capital!

103
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Oh, honey,
I am so proud of you.

104
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You worked hard,
and it paid off.

105
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And now you get to see close-up
how Indiana state government works.

106
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I know.
It's like a dream!

107
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Damn it, Axl!

108
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I told you, turn off the TV
and get ready for school!

109
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Now the bus is here,
and you're not ready.

110
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Told you, two seconds.
Chill.

111
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How the hell
does he do that?

112
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Now that you're my boyfriend,
you have to buy me ice cream,

113
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tell me I'm pretty

114
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and walk me to and from
recess and lunch.

115
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I made you a list
so you don't forget.

116
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Okay.

117
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The crash rating
on this baby?

118
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Two stars.
Not one, but two.

119
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Out of how many?

120
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Five.
But who cares?

121
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'Cause if you crash,
the doors are so thin,

122
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they will cut you out
like that.

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Sue. What are
you doing here?

124
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The school put up a list of
winners for the field trip,

125
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and my name
wasn't on it.

126
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- What?
- Does this car have--

127
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Yeah, yeah, it has everything.
Just give me a minute.

128
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But you were a top seller.

129
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I know.
Can you believe it?

130
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<i>Unfortunately,
I could believe it.</i>

131
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<i>This was Sue's whole life
in a nutshell.</i>

132
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<i>She tries and tries and
never gets any recognition.</i>

133
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<i>It's like
people don't even see her.</i>

134
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Sue Heck?

135
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Here.

136
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Sue Heck?

137
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Here.

138
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Okay. Not here.

139
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Pizza or fish?

140
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Pizza, please.

141
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Oh. Okay.

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Oh, honey.
That's just not fair.

147
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What's not fair?

148
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Sue sold enough sausage and
cheese to win the big trip,

149
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and she's not
on the list to go.

150
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Oh, those monsters.

151
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I'm gonna
cancel my check.

152
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Looks like I'm not
going to Indianapolis.

153
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I was really
looking forward to it, too.

154
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What are you talking about?

155
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This is just a mistake.

156
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Things like this
happen all the time.

157
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Yes, more often to you,
but we'll straighten it out.

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Eh.
It's not worth the fight.

159
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<i>Great. Why do I have to be
the only mom in the world</i>

160
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<i>whose teenager listens
to what they say?</i>

161
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Then Sue turns to me and says,
"Eh, it's not worth the fight."

162
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Well, that's your fault.
She gets that from you.

163
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I said it once!

164
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- You say it all the time!
- I do not!

165
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Hey, we don't wear
flip-flops to church.

166
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Jesus wore sandals.

167
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Eh, it's not
worth the fight.

168
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I'm not paying $6
a month for other fees

169
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unless you can tell me
what those other fees are.

170
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No, don't transfer me
to India.

171
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Don't transfer me--
Eh, it's not worth the fight.

172
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Well, the kids
are asleep, so...

173
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Honey,
I am so exhausted.

174
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Eh, it's not
worth the fight.

175
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And I said it to Mr. Ehlert
right in front of her.

176
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Oh, my God!

177
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Am I a horrible mother?

178
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Too soon to tell.

179
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It's just so unfair.

180
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I mean, for once in her life,
Sue finally wins something, and--

181
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And then that stupid school
has to go and screw it all up.

182
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<i>She</i> earned that trip.
<i>We</i> earned that trip.

183
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Hell, yeah! I'm the one that spent
50 hours in the car with her.

184
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Oh, did you know that her friend
Stacy likes a boy named Ben,

185
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but Ben likes
Stacy's friend Madison,

186
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so now they're not
talking to her?

187
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You want more?
I got lots more.

188
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I have got to fix this.

189
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Sue has
to stand up for herself.

190
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I mean, if this isn't
worth the fight, Mike,

191
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I don't know what is.

192
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Hey, Sue, get in here.

193
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You know what this is?

194
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A teachable moment.

195
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I saw that on "Oprah,"
or "Project Runway" or something.

196
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I don't remember,
but it's teachable.

197
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Am I in trouble?

198
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Sue, I want you to march
into that school,

199
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talk to who's ever in charge
and get yourself on that trip.

200
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I don't know.

201
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Mr. Perez, the teacher,
is kind of weird.

202
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Someone said they saw him
crying in the parking lot.

203
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Doesn't matter.
You can't just be invisible,

204
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so you gotta stand up and
fight for what's yours.

205
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I mean, I don't always do that,
but I've had kids. I'm tired.

206
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And don't be afraid
to stare 'em down.

207
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Wow. Okay.
Got it.

208
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How's this?

209
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You got a little something--
You know what?

210
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Lose the stare.
Just be yourself.

211
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Hey, Brick's girlfriend's here.

212
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Hello, Olivia.
So nice to meet you.

213
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Hi! Can Brick
come out and play?

214
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Hey, Brick?
Your girlfriend's here.

215
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Get out there
and have fun.

216
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I don't want to.

217
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Hey, you're not getting
a lot of offers, bud.

218
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Come on! She's cute.

219
00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,480
I told you
I'd be here at 3:00.

220
00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:10,149
Why weren't you
waiting outside?

221
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And another thing--make sure
you're free on Saturday.

222
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We have a birthday party.

223
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You forgot, didn't you?!

224
00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,510
It's like you don't
hear a word I'm saying.

225
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I hear all the words, Olivia.

226
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All of them.

227
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<i>All of them.</i>

228
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And why do you
whisper to yourself?

229
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It's so annoying!

230
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<i>This was
a big step for Sue.</i>

231
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<i>She was finally
making a stand.</i>

232
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<i>Yep, this girl
was gonna be heard...</i>

233
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<i>Eventually.</i>

234
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M--Mr. Perez?

235
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I sold over $3,000
of cheese and sausage to,

236
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you know, go on
the trip to Indianapolis?

237
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Who are you?

238
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Oh, Sue.

239
00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:01,492
Sue Heck?

240
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,063
I'm in your fifth period
Spanish class?

241
00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,561
I don't think so.

242
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:12,520
Anyway... I sold over $3,000
worth of cheese and sausage to...

243
00:10:12,984 --> 00:10:16,369
You know,
go on the trip to Indianapolis.

244
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,711
Well, good for you, Sandy.
We'll see you on the bus.

245
00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:22,105
Uh, see, that's the thing--
I'm not on the list.

246
00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:24,806
But I sold over--

247
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,266
Okay, I'll look into it.

248
00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,253
Really?

249
00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,216
Gracias.

250
00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:34,540
Tenga un buena dia.

251
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,956
How do you break up
with a girl?

252
00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,279
You sure you want
to break up with that chick?

253
00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:45,737
I mean,
you're kind of a weird dude.

254
00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:46,970
You got a little hottie
that likes you.

255
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,342
I'm sure.

256
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,819
All right. Well,
girls like it you talk to 'em,

257
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,699
so try blowing her off
or something.

258
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,316
How do I do that?

259
00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:55,916
Like this.

260
00:11:04,177 --> 00:11:05,710
Great advice, Axl.

261
00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:08,145
Now I'm married,
and we have a baby!

262
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,580
<i>I really thought
I nailed the Sue thing.</i>

263
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,868
<i>I had taught her
to stand up for herself.</i>

264
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,125
<i>I was so pumped,
I was even making dinner.</i>

265
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:19,363
<i>Yep, she's lucky
to have me.</i>

266
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,515
I did it.

267
00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:23,339
I talked to Mr. Perez,
and neither one of us cried.

268
00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,065
Oh, great!

269
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,550
I did it, Dad.

270
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,686
I was a little bit
scared at first.

271
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,975
Okay, a lot scared...

272
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,340
But I stood my ground and
explained the situation.

273
00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,127
And...?

274
00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:40,538
And he said
he'd look into it. Yay!

275
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,050
- Oh! That's great.
- All right! See, there you go.

276
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,050
- You stood up for yourself.
- Yes, good for you.

277
00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:46,934
- Good girl.
- Perfect.

278
00:11:46,935 --> 00:11:48,335
I'm going down there
and talk to that guy.

279
00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:50,121
Wait, Mike,
didn't you hear her?

280
00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:51,125
He said
he would look into it.

281
00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,340
He's blowing her off.

282
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:55,163
I tell people all day long,
"I'll look into it." I never do.

283
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,830
No. We are not
doing this for her.

284
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,737
We are not
helicopter parenting.

285
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,067
<i>"Regis and Kelly."</i>

286
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,890
You saw
how excited she was.

287
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,824
If you go down there,

288
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,605
you're gonna undermine
her self-confidence,

289
00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:09,186
and she will never learn
to fight her own battles.

290
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:10,981
Look, the trip
is in two weeks.

291
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,346
If we don't hear before then,
we'll step in.

292
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,447
<i>So while I had one kid desperately
trying to get into something,</i>

293
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:21,218
<i>I had another desperately
trying to get out.</i>

294
00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,863
It's her!

295
00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,350
Don't make me
go out there.

296
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,940
I'll do any other kind of social
interaction you want me to.

297
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:35,070
There's this new boy in my class
who eats his boogers.

298
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,326
I bet he'd be my friend.

299
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,407
Anyone, but Olivia.

300
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,369
So if you don't like her,
don't play with her.

301
00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:43,687
I tried!
It's not that easy.

302
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,280
Okay, relax.
I'll take care of it.

303
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,327
Can Brick
come out and play?

304
00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,680
Look, Olivia,
Brick asked me to speak to you

305
00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:01,180
because he thinks
you're a very nice girl,

306
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,581
but he's not ready
to get married.

307
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:06,021
But he wants to remain friends
because he likes you very much.

308
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,367
It's too late.

309
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,373
We're already married
and we have kids.

310
00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,372
What God has joined together,
let no man put asunder.

311
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,760
Okay.
How about this?

312
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,883
You're not really married,
and your kids are dolls.

313
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,974
So why don't you
head home,

314
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:21,076
and Brick will see you
around school, okay, hon?

315
00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:22,444
Nope.

316
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,040
What?

317
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,548
I've put too much time into this
relationship to just walk away.

318
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:29,376
Well,
I think you have to.

319
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,024
Nope.

320
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,155
You can't keep saying
"nope" to everything.

321
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,550
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.

322
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,566
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.

323
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,928
- Yes, I can!
- Okay, that's enough.

324
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,745
I'm not gonna get into this
because I'm the grown-up,

325
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,009
and I don't have to.

326
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:40,220
I'm sorry
it came down to this,

327
00:13:40,221 --> 00:13:42,437
but, uh,
it's over, okay?

328
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,703
Brick doesn't want
to see you anymore.

329
00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:44,370
Got it?

330
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,170
Nope.

331
00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:46,967
Go home, Olivia.

332
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,105
How ya gonna make me?

333
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,840
Brick, Olivia's here.

334
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:58,658
Morning.

335
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,566
Trip to Indianapolis is today
and they didn't call.

336
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,623
I was all packed
and everything.

337
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,372
Now I'll never see
the state seal up close.

338
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:07,309
What?

339
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,721
No, no, no!
You said the trip is next Saturday.

340
00:14:10,756 --> 00:14:12,633
Yeah, it was next Saturday
when I said it.

341
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,827
- Now it's today.
- It's today?

342
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,703
Well, they can't do that.

343
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,388
They said
they'd look into it.

344
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,860
I'm beginning
to think they didn't.

345
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,210
Oh! That's it.
Come on.

346
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,439
Get your stuff.

347
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,055
What time did you say
the bus is leaving?

348
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,040
It's okay, Mom.

349
00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,330
They already left.
It's not worth--

350
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:30,090
Don't you dare say it!

351
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,565
You deserve this, Sue,
'cause you try and try long past

352
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,584
when others would have
stopped trying

353
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,402
and, damn it, you are
going on this trip.

354
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,171
Mom, you're still in pajamas.

355
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,908
They're drawstring.
It's almost pants.

356
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,390
Pull the bus over!

357
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,765
<i>Okay, I know
this doesn't look safe</i>

358
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,352
<i>but I have dual air bags...</i>

359
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:58,295
<i>I think.</i>

360
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:05,470
Open up!

361
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,738
Y-yes, I am talking to you.

362
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,228
My daughter, Sue Heck,
is supposed to be on this bus.

363
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:17,015
A-Are--Are those pajamas?

364
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,623
They're drawstring.
It's almost pants.

365
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,407
I'm sorry.
She's not on the list.

366
00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:21,679
Okay, you want
to take it from here?

367
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:22,793
And really give it to him.

368
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:28,740
Um, I sold more than enough cheese
and sausage to be on this trip.

369
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,547
She sold more than enough
to be on this trip.

370
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,080
I demand...
to be on this bus.

371
00:15:35,115 --> 00:15:36,563
She demands!

372
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,500
- I strongly suggest--
- Strongly suggests!

373
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,960
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna take it from here.

374
00:15:41,995 --> 00:15:42,884
Good job, though.

375
00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:44,621
I've got your number,
Mr. Perez.

376
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,338
You never had any intention of
"looking into this," now, did you?

377
00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:50,390
For your information,
I called the company,

378
00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:52,300
and they had no record of
Sue Heck selling anything.

379
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,740
That is baloney!

380
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:57,580
Nobody ever has a record of Sue,
but I was there.

381
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,944
She counted the orders,
we mailed in those checks

382
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,082
and she is getting
on that bus!

383
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,080
Go! Go, go, go!

384
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,687
I'm sorry.
I can't allow that.

385
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:05,930
Oh, okay.

386
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,239
Get back
on that bus, Sue.

387
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:07,867
Okay.

388
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:09,490
No.

389
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,406
You should be ashamed
of yourself.

390
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,080
You're gonna penalize this
sweet, innocent young girl

391
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:18,906
because you and that stupid company
can't get your acts together?

392
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,475
What kind of message are
you sending to our young people--

393
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,880
That hard work
doesn't pay off?

394
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,168
Because that's what
she's hearing, loud and clear.

395
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,948
Yeah, congratulations.

396
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,751
We just lost
another teen to cynicism.

397
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,875
So you gonna let my daughter
get on the bus or not?

398
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,701
Eh, it's not
worth the fight.

399
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,010
<i>Oh, God.</i>

400
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:14,481
<i>I thought I mailed Sue's envelope,
I really did!</i>

401
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,876
<i>I gotta stop
puttin' crap up there.</i>

402
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,164
I can't do it anymore.

403
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,039
So you're stuck with her.

404
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,448
It's not all bad.
Olivia's got her strong points.

405
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,655
She's... strong.

406
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,149
I know.
She threw a pumpkin at the car.

407
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:39,717
Hey, if you and this chick
got pretend married,

408
00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:41,125
why don't you just
get pretend divorced?

409
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,942
She said
if we ever broke up,

410
00:17:43,024 --> 00:17:45,667
she'd take half my books
and we'd split the babies.

411
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:49,010
She'd get Strawberry Shortcake,
and I'd get Rainbow Brite.

412
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:51,533
I'm not even sure
if Rainbow Brite is mine.

413
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,689
I don't know
what to tell you, Brick.

414
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,997
Women are complicated.

415
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,806
They're not simple and
straightforward like us guys.

416
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,968
Yeah. I only got two thoughts
in my head--driving and sex.

417
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,839
Uh, grades.
I mean driving and grades.

418
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:12,180
Unfortunately, she's the kind
of girl who won't move on

419
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,976
till she's found some other
poor sucker she can torment.

420
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,161
Oh, yeah.
Olivia called earlier.

421
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,258
She wants you
to buy her lunch tomorrow.

422
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,886
She said it's, uh,
her favorite

423
00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:29,763
and that you would know
what that is.

424
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,987
Oh, God. I don't!

425
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,490
Hey. Sue make it
on the bus?

426
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,534
All right!
That oughta feel good.

427
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,279
Yeah, it does.

428
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:44,980
Really does.

429
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,441
Yep. She's lucky to have me.

430
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,145
<i>Well, at least
she'd be gone for four days.</i>

431
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,847
<i>Four days is a long time--
plenty of time for forgiveness.</i>

432
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:57,769
<i>And she did write.</i>

433
00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:12,391
<i>Until finally...</i>

434
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:18,730
Sue...
I am so, so sorry.

435
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,190
I went to the post office,
but before I could go in,

436
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,192
Aunt Ginny called,

437
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,670
and then Brick
needed more goldfish

438
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,867
and I had a million things
in my head and...

439
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,309
I love you!
I love you so much!

440
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,847
It was a disaster.

441
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,576
Because you forgot
to mail in the envelope...

442
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,510
My name wasn't on
any of the lists!

443
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,460
I had to sleep on the
floor in the hotel.

444
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,030
They didn't have tickets
to any of the museums,

445
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,796
I missed
the state government in action,

446
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,900
and a junior guidance counselor had
to sit outside with me everywhere

447
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,280
because legally,
I couldn't be left alone!

448
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,110
Well, I'm not invisible
to Miss Glover now!

449
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,586
Oh, no.
She hates me!

450
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,040
This is all your fault!

451
00:19:57,170 --> 00:20:00,080
<i>There it was--
Sue found her voice.</i>

452
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,279
<i>And boy, was it loud.</i>

453
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,370
I didn't deserve this!

454
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,878
I <i>strongly</i> suggest...

455
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:11,340
No, <i>demand</i> that
you make it up to me.

456
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,848
<i>Yep, my girl
was a fighter.</i>

457
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,484
<i>She was gonna be fine.</i>

458
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:17,990
<i>And all the cheese and
sausage in the world</i>

459
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,950
<i>doesn't make you feel
prouder than that.</i>

460
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:21,430
<i>Oh, and Brick?</i>

461
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,775
<i>Turns out he could take
care of himself, too.</i>

462
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,175
Transcript: SFile.YDY.com
Sync: YTET-Vicky8800

463
00:20:31,423 --> 00:20:35,660
Final Edits: VeRdiKT
[Subscene.com]

464
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,551
You're my boyfriend now.

465
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,567
Okay.

466
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,193
<i>Damn I'm good.</i>


