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Invader Zim
Gaz, Taster of Pork
s02e06

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Subtitles: Ainee

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Spelldrives. Mysterious, magical
tomes for storing spells.

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Powered by magical power
points, they were once used

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to cast the spells contained
within. The largest collection

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of these ancient sources
of mystical knowledge

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belongs to the boy
with the largest head:

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Dib.

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My spelldrives are all
drained of their power.

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But I still think
they're neat.

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That's very interesting,
Dib, but can you tell us

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more about your head?

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As you know, each spell
takes up a certain number

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of power points. I found...
- Your head, Dib!

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Your head!

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Hey! Did you eat all
the Franken Chokies?

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You just missed it! I was on Mysterious
Mysteries with my spelldrives!

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I remember that magical day
I found these old things.

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It was incredible.

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Hey! This drive still has
two unused power points!

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How did I miss that? Me,
the obsessive-compulsive Dib!

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What spell
should I cast?

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No. Not enough
points. Too bad.

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A smaller head
would be cool.

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Found one! The Sense
of the Shadowhog!

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Uses 1 power point and
enhances the sense of...

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Can't read it.
But it sounds cool.

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Enhance something
is good!

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But what if it doesn't work
the way I hope it does?

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I have a plan!
Since I have two points,

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and the spell only takes one,
I can just use it twice!

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I'll just cast it on
someone else first!

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Then, and only then,
will I stop talking to myself!

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Activating spelldrive!

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The smell!

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Are you prepared to receive
the power of the Shadowhog?

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Not me. But my
sister really wants it.

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Who? What? Hey!
If there's one thing

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you should know by now,
it's to stay out of my room!

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- Do you feel different
in any way? - Get out!

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X-ray vision maybe?
Super smell?

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That's it, Dib.
Security!

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You sure you're not
feeling super somehow?

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I have a super horrible
taste in my mouth!

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Oh my, no!

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Father, help me!

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How are you
feeling today, Gaz?

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What is it? Is there some
kind of extra-awareness

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that you are experiencing?
- This cereal tastes horrible!

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Tastes fine to me!

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It's not spoiled!
It's fine!

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Where's Dad shopping
now? This is all horrible!

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- Horrible!!!
- Horrible how?

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Everything tastes
like a pig! A piiiig!!!

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The Shadowhog! What
could've gone wrong? What?

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Shadow-what?
What did you do?

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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My haunted gummy
bear collection!

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Tell me what you did, or I'll
eat them Dib! I'll eat them all!

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No! I only did it to give
you super powers

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because you're the
greatest sister ever!

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Stop! Maybe I can
reverse the spell!

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The only spell I can cast is the
same one I used on you already!

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You know... Pig is
a reaally good taste!

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Securityyy!!!

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Not the dolls!
Nooo!

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I programmed them to
feed on human flesh!

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But you need me!
You need my knowledge

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of the paranormal! You can't
lift this spell off on your own!

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You better lift
it soon, or...

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All right! All right!
Just don't worry.

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I'll cure you. 'Til then, just
go about your day, okay?

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Just be normal!

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And that, class, is why I'm so
happy today! Innit that great?

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Huh? Yeah.

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Gaz? You can't
eat in class.

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Have to eat! Must find
something that doesn't

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taste like pig intestine!

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Curse you, Dib!
Curse youuuu!!!

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Curse youuuuuu!!!

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Curse youuuu!!!

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Hey. This tastes okay.
But it's a hotdog,

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so that makes sense.
A lifetime of eating

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nothing but hotdogs...
Everyday, hotdogs!

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My whole life!

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No, Gaz! Those are
the mashed potatoes!

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Get them away from my eyes!
Remember what happened to Zita!

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I was only trying to
help you out, Gaz!

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You're hiding
something! What is it?

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Me? Hiding? I was only trying
to do something nice for my sister!

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No! Not my eyes! Think of all
the food you'll never eat again

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if you destroy me now!

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Zitaaa!!!

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Dad! Gaz has been
cursed and tastes pigs!

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There are no
curses, son!

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There must be a
scientific explanation!

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Come on, honey! Are you
ready for some horrible tests?

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I... guess so.

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I knew I could count on
Dad to not believe me.

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He'll keep Gaz busy
until I find a cure.

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Now I'm gonna
start walking!

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Agent Mothman, why were you
talking out loud to yourself just then?

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I don't know...
But I do that a lot.

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- That's stupid.
- Isn't it?

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Anyhow, Agent Tuna Ghost,
I want you to do some research for me.

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People of the press!
I have examined

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my daughter for hours now
and have made a discovery!

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She suffers from a never
before seen condition

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I have named
"Pigmouth!"

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It has been 1 day already, and the
cure for Pigmouth still eludes me!

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This enviro-suit is not enough
to protect my daughter,

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so I have added a new wing
to the Membrane Labs!

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The Pig Girl wing!

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Co-sponsored by the
Deelishus Weenie corporation!

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You will pay, Dib!

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You will pay!!!

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That's a good one! Help
you?! Why should I help you?

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Hey! I helped you when we were
transforming into giant bolognies!

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You're making it up!!!

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Look, it's my
sister, she's...

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Forget it, Dib! Gnomes!
Away with him!

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I'm going to destroy
you all, Dib!

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Today! I've got
it all set up.

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That's nice, Zim. It can't be worse
than what my sister's gonna do.

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I've loaded GIR full of explosive
monkeys and I'm about to...

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That's great, Zim! Maybe you can
tell me about it later. I gotta go.

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I got monkeys in me!

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Fool! Be gone
with yoooou!

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I bet you taste like a pig!
Just like a pig!

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A little piggy!

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- Gaz, I... - Be quiet.
Just look at the TV.

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Watch and know the evil
you have brought upon me!

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Okay, but...

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Heeey! Look
at Bloaty!

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We got the new pizza
comin' out on Friday!

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And if you like
the taste of stuff,

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you're gonna
love this pizza!

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This pizza don't
taste like pig at all!

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Bloaty hate
his life...

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I've never missed a
new pizza day at Bloaty's.

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If this next one is ruined
by your magical stupidity

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I would make you wish you
had rabid weasels teleported

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into your skull instead
of having a sister!

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I'll wait until you sleep and
stuff all of your paranormal

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junk into your big,
giant, paranormal head

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and chew on your eyeballs
after I pluck them out!

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And now she's gonna
destroy my life if I can't

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figure out a way to lift the
curse! But I don't know how!

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I am so dead!

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Yeah, I remember when
I summoned a hog demon

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to curse my sister with
Pigmouth and had to deal

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with having a
cursed sister.

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It was awful! The whole
ordeal turned me into a hobo!

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- Word of advice. - I don't
wanna become a hobo.

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- Oh. - The Swollen
Eyeball signal!

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That's my secret society!
Don't tell anyone!

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Agent Mothman! We've been
discussing your situation.

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We think we
can help.

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Good news! I have something
that can help you, maybe.

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I formed a plan using information
I got from the Swollen Eyeball

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and a dirty hobo. But we'll
have to make it out to

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Mystical Hill on the outskirts of town.
Apparently that place is mystical.

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So how do we get there?
This isolation tank doesn't

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exactly have a doorknob.

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I can hack into the security system
and set you free from this cage.

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But once I do, the
guards will be after us.

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Don't worry about the guards.
I know my way around this place.

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Just break me out of this
tank or I'll throw you out...

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Okay!
I get the point.

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What an incredible and daring
escape! That was amazing!

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I liked the part where the giant
robot squid launched missiles at us.

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We're only tryin' to help ya,
Pig Girl! Give yourself up!

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Come on, piggy!

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Science won't
help you, Gaz.

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Science won't replace your
head after I tear it from your

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torso if you don't hurry!
- Right. I got this spelldrive

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from the Swollen Eyeball.
If it works we can use it

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to travel to the realm of the
very creature who gave you

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your weird pork powers!

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There they are!
Get 'em! Get 'em!

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- Do it already!
- Yeah! Okay!

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Activating spelldrive now!

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We're too late! They
transformed into a book!

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I told 'em this would
happeeeen!

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Wow! Look
at all that pork!

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I've seen more.

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I am the Shadowhog!

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What is it that you want from
me, child who conjured me

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and child who was
blessed with pig senses?

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Shadowpig... My sister doesn't
want your curse anymore.

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The most blessed of
gifts you call a curse?

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You insult me!

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You said your
sister really...

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Was a special,
lovely person!

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Yes, yes, but we're in
a bit of a hurry, we're...

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Did you conjure up Big Head
Demon to give you a big head?

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Man, that is a
really big head!

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No, I didn't! It's this
way on its own!

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Now can you
help us or not?!

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There is the terrible
trial of the Shadowhog,

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but it is a foolish thing
to attempt to give back

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such a wonderful gift.
Even more foolish

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to think that you
will pass the trial!

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Should you fail, little girl,
you will suffer a fate worse

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than your worst
nightmares!

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There's no fate worse than
this, except for the fate

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of my brother if
this doesn't work.

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She's right,
you know.

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So, you agree to
undertake... the trial?

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Yeah. I... guess so.

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Then follow me into the
sacred hall of the stinking

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piggy of stinking
pigginess!

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No! Only the Pig Girl
may come inside.

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You must
wait outside.

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But she's helpless without my
knowledge of the supernatural!

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You can't do this!

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Waaait!

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Let me through! That's
my little sister in there!

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There's no way she can stand up
to that giant pig thing, no offense.

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Hey look! There's something
a pig thing would like!

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Let the dreaded trial of
the Shadowhog begin!

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Are you ready, child?

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- Sure. Why not?
- Very well!

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How tall am I?

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I'm guessing about
8 feet, six inches.

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I guess so.
Next,

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what's the secret code for unlimited
lives in Super Kicky Fighter?

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Up up down down left
right left right A B B A start.

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Really? Cool.

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The trial is over!
Yay for you!

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Yeah, Zim's an
alien but so what.

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He's too dumb to
take over the Earth.

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Why should I have to
listen to Dib's constant...

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(Dib) Stoooop!

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She's just a little girl!
It's not her fault she

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failed your test! Look!
It's me you want!

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I cast the spell on her
because I wanted to see

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what it would do before
trying it on myself!

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She doesn't deserve to
suffer your punishment!

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- Actually, she...
- No. Let's hear him out.

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Mister Pig Monster, spare my
sister and punish me instead!

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Punish me instead!

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Okaaaay.

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As punishment,
you must clean

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my filthy toilet of
filthy piggy filth!

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It's over there!

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That's it? That
isn't so bad!

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Nooo!
Nooooo!!!

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Sorry about imprisoning
you and turning you into

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a media freak, honey!
It was in the name

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of science and... hey,
where's your brother?

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He's in a pig world netherworld
cleaning out toilets with his head.

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You're my funny child!

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I'm sorry!

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Sorry! Sorry!

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