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Well, they're cool.

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Girl, if it itches, it's class.

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Hey,

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girl.

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Want some brown liquor?

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Brown liquor don't make this for the
bath.

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Tequila it is.

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Here you go.

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Now that shit right there make your
pussy pop away. Here, stand.

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So what are you doing here anyway?

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What do you think I'm doing here?

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I'm starting in the opening seat.

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Been there, done that.

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Pick up the phone!

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Pick up the phone!

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Richie? Tiana. Hey.

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You know, I thought it'd be easier for
the audience if they didn't have to make

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more texts.

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Yeah, that makes sense, because you know
these motherfuckers can't read.

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I know.

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Who goes to see your ways, brother?
Well, it's nice to...

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Some beat you in this super awkward way.

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Likewise, but I gotta be honest, when I
seen your profile pic, a bitch almost

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swiped left because you look mad goofy.

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But surprisingly, you know, them goofy
niggas got big dick, so here we are.

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I take you for a Jersey girl.

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A Jersey girl?

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Listen, I love Jersey damn, but I'm a
Harlem girl. Born and motherfucking

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raised. Real niggas only. Yeah.

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Oh, so you're black.

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No, motherfucker.

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I'm black.

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No cap.

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The cap.

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Fuck all y 'all.

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Bitch, spit them pearls back out.

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I want your shit.

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Hello? So tell me, what's your favorite
scary movie?

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I don't really do them. You know, all
the super tropes and shit. Why is it

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always the white bitch at the end?
Because they know it's too hard to kill

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sister. You know what I'm saying?
Because if the sister can survive

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cheese, we can survive anything.

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You know, it might help if you met me
outside.

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Met you outside?

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Boy, you just needy.

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What's your sign? You must be a Scorpio.

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How'd you know?

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Good dick, though. But toxic as hell.

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Hey, is the restaurant near an alley?
Yeah, it's hurrying before they rob your

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ass.

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You know this?

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Ah, that's that cheap bitch.

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Heard you, ho.

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Okay, I'm coming down the alley now.

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I'm here. Can you see me? I'm waving.

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No.

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The person I'm looking at's not waving.

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Like they're just staring at me. Well,
stare at his ass back.

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And don't blink. Never blink. You've got
struts to listen to. What?

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No, they're walking towards me now.

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Oh, no, they have a knife.

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Well, don't lead his ass over here.

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And that's not the worst part.

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The worst part is you know so much about
horror movies, and yet you still walked

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into the alley alone.

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Yeah, but the worst part is you're
fucking with a New York bitch.

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Seriously, man? I didn't recognize the
bird call. I thought you was going more

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with a... That's a pigeon, nigga.

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It's supposed to be... A hawk simply did
an attack.

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Are you done?

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Bitch,

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I'm Tiana Taylor. My ass got ass.

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Can I ask if we can work this out?

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It's your hard -headed asshole.

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Welcome to your sucker.

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Hey, Tiana.

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You might have kicked my ass, but you
still didn't win that Oscar.

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What'd you say about my Oscar?

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Did I stutter?

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You lost.

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You're right.

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But I won that Golden Globe, dude.

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Oh, my God, really?

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That's why I never watched horror
movies.

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It's fucking terrible.

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Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and
fart gags.

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I'm more into Judd Apatow films. You
know, elevated comedy.

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And what is elevated comedy?

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The kind that doesn't actually make
anyone laugh, but makes white people

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smart.

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Tuesday, don't answer that.

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Could be ghost things.

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Oh, come on, Elle.

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Stuff like that only happens in the
movies.

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Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting you to
answer the door.

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What the fuck?

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Now, where's my wife?

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This is Hello Tuesday.

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What'd you take? Just Ritalin for my
ADHD.

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Adderall for PTSD.

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A couple of Banex for my anxiety.

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And your voter pills.

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So good luck getting it up now.

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Jesus, Sarah, how many did you take?

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I don't know. How many come in a bottle?

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Hey, Tess.

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Sarah, Toothpick's in the hospital.

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She was stabbed by a killer. You know,
Ghostface.

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Wait, from Wu -Tang?

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What about Ghostface Killa, a .k .a.
Pretty Tell Me, a .k .a. Starkey Love,

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he stabbed my sister?

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God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface Killa.
It was somebody in a Ghostface mask.

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Oh.

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Okay, that makes more sense.

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I ate the wand!

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Jesus, Jack!

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What? I was thinking about wearing this
for Halloween.

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My strange blast -tested half -sister
was nearly killed by... Thank God he's

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smart.

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I thought I could see her.

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Can't make up for the past.

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I'm going with you.

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Not because I'm the obvious killer
trying to lure you back to your

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I'm just a supportive boyfriend.

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That's all.

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Okay, let's go. Get in the car.

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Listen, we just have to make one stop on
the way.

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I survived.

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All thanks to my lucky penny.

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I hate when y 'all leave. Come here,
young.

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Come on, turn off this ratchet -ass
music. It's embarrassing, especially for

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black women.

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It's not embarrassing. I'm the cool mom.

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Everybody wish they had. I'm lit.

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Don't forget, I got practice later, so
I'll be home late. You only made the

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because you're black, and those racist
fucks assumed you could play.

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It's 2026. I don't think race is an
issue.

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Do you read black Twitter?

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No. Oh, wait.

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Are you still dating that hoe?

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Okay. Stop hoe -shaming her, heifer.
Just because Daryl and them ran a train

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her doesn't make her a hoe.

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She's not a hoe.

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She's sex positive.

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Well, I'm positive she's a hoe.

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What shit is she at? Bloody schoolgirl.

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How we ho?

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Hi, this is me.

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Love the hair.

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I mean, I'll take a sponsor.

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Well, thank you very much. I gotta
invite you over and make you a little

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pot. Ooh, you know what? I gotta get to
African American history class.

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We're learning about slavery.

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Time to find out. It was a choice. You
see that right there?

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That's Kanye.

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That's right.

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They've been teaching us wrong all this
time.

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Mm -hmm. Stay black.

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Bye, Ma.

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All right. Bye, baby. Bye, sweet.

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Bye. Son, I put some condoms in your
bag. You know, I may try to trap y 'all.

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Mom.

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Okay, seriously?

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Sure, Greg. You don't have to walk me to
class. I'm fine. Jess, there's a serial

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killer on the loose.

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I'm not going to let anything happen to
my baby girl.

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Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. I'm sorry.

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I'm having a hard time with this
transition.

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Okay, it's really simple.

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Treat me like one of the guys.

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Okay?

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I can do that. Yeah.

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Slap fight.

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Oh, you call that a slap?

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Who the hell did you do that for?

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Don't act like such a bitch.

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Bitch.

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Not bad.

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What the hell is like this?

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Want some tea?

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Oh, my God, Mother. You look like shit.

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Baby, please. This is clearly a woman
who's run out of condition. Oh, be

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where you walk. The whole place is booby
-trapped.

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You never know when that psycho's going
to come back.

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Come in.

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Okay.

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I hate this job.

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Mr. Campbell, I'm Jack, Sarah's
boyfriend.

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I've heard so much about you.

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None of it good.

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I've heard nothing about you, Jack. I
assume you're a piece of shit. But how

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would I know when I haven't heard from
my daughter in what, six months? Six

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years, mother.

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And whose fault is that? And whose fault
is that? I don't know. Maybe it's

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yours.

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That's fair. We want to learn from the
horror you survived.

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Look, Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot
of money for a girl. There is nothing to

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learn there.

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But if you want to talk about the house,
Bunny, shoot. It's happening again.

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Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop
him.

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You're not ready, lovebug.

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I have been preparing for this for
years.

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Sacrificed everything.

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You are a terrible mother.

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Come on, honey.

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We had some good times.

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Like that Christmas that took you to
meet Santa at the mall?

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Your turn, Sarah.

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Move. Hi, Santa.

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Sorry if I don't sit in your lap. You
creep me out.

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Be sure to thank him.

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I

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am

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sorry if that's how you found out Santa
doesn't exist.

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Mother, I need your help.

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To heal our emotional wounds and put the
past behind us?

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God, no.

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No, to kill Ghostface.

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Do you have any guns?

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I am Cindy fucking Campbell.

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I've got millions of guns, but none of
them are registered due to my mental

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health issues.

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So if you could just keep that on the
low.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I'm going to be fine. I didn't
hurt myself on any of these spikes.

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Okay, so I spoke to Sarah earlier.

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Oh, is she coming? You know, I did hear
a buzzing sound.

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So it's possible. No, I meant to
Woodsville.

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Dumbass. Oh, yeah, I forgot that.

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Say, Jimbo, go deep.

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Go, go, go.

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Sweet.

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Speaking of going deep.

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00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,510
I don't know if it's a good time.

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Everyone knows what happens to teenagers
who try to make love when there's a

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killer in the loose.

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Brad's right about one thing, guys. The
ghost face is back.

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We need to arm up.

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Pepper spray, check.

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00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,760
Taser. Check.

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Butt plug?

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Double check.

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God damn!

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You just carry that thing around?

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It's easy to hide.

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In your butt?

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I'm impressed.

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Love y 'all!

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I'm dead!

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What's up, huh? Huh?

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00:14:55,930 --> 00:15:01,030
I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha
niggas using terms like unk and auntie,

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00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:05,310
gaslighting and glazing and glamping,
trying to make my generation sound old.

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I ain't your damn unk, nigga. Shorty,
you're our mother's brother, so yeah,

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00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:10,930
technically you are our uncle.

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Oh. My bad. Yeah.

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Crazy that they let you teach here.

257
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Teach? Nah, nigga.

258
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,070
I attend.

259
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,060
You're looking at a proud 25th year
senior.

260
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,400
When are you finally going to graduate?

261
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:28,380
By the time we do a sequel and I got to
follow you little young niggas to

262
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,380
college to give my check.

263
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,980
Wait, guys, Tuesday's awake.

264
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,100
All right, Tuesday. Who the fuck is
Tuesday?

265
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,920
Hey, we got to go to the hospital. You
going to take the bus home?

266
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,260
No, the PJ.

267
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,040
Private jet?

268
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,140
Yeah, jealous.

269
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:44,100
Man, you smoke weed all day. You just
play video games, live stream.

270
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,940
You literally got money doing nothing.

271
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,100
Exactly. I leave the hard work for the
old head.

272
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,560
Still the same shorty. All right.

273
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,800
Check my crypto. Oh, shit, I'm up $3
million.

274
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,660
Damn, that one down 5 million.

275
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,760
This shit crazy, son.

276
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:41,770
us to bring her. It's okay.

277
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:46,450
You heard the call of sin. Yes, you did.
But the Lord has called on us to show

278
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,230
men such like you the way.

279
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:49,730
Come on, son.

280
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,030
Come with us.

281
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:52,870
Come on us.

282
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,410
God see you coming.

283
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:55,910
So don't cheat that come.

284
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:59,830
We need you to come like you never came
before.

285
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,210
Come for the father, come for the son.

286
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,569
I'm going to hold your hand and we're
going to come together.

287
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400
In the name of God!

288
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,839
Let it go, Ray!

289
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,119
Let it go!

290
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,339
Nigga! Oh, my bad.

291
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,300
Last time.

292
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:27,640
Let's welcome a new member to our
congregation.

293
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,280
Let people know how you feel.

294
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,160
I'm not gay no more.

295
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,560
I'm not gay no more.

296
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,020
I'm not gay no more.

297
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,360
I'm gay no more.

298
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,700
I'll no longer date a man.

299
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:57,280
Even if he sets his hair with a big old
checkers and perky areolas.

300
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,720
Oh yeah, you still got a figure.

301
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:03,780
I'll no longer carry a purse, put on
makeup, walk around in high heels.

302
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,620
Red bottles.

303
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,820
One with a cute little buckle on the
side.

304
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080
This is my shoes.

305
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,960
cheaper i thought that was my
anniversary right oh this nigga got a

306
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,740
i no longer stand butt naked in the
mirror with my penis tucked between my

307
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:41,200
dancing like a dude from silence of the
lamb they put some ocean in the basket

308
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,260
precious i'm a changed man i've been
delivered

309
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,050
No,

310
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,210
no, no, no, no, no.

311
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,390
Walking toward it? Oh, my God, in the
morning.

312
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,530
I'm trying to get that out for an hour.

313
00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,490
How are you feeling, too?

314
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,010
Hey, what is he giving you for the pain?

315
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,910
Is that more pain?

316
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,870
Oh, bitch.

317
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,630
Oh,

318
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,390
yeah.

319
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,410
Oh, this is good, good.

320
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,030
This is good, Brittany.

321
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:30,150
Beer should make someone go half naked,
dance around, and juggle some knives.

322
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,070
Sarah, who's that Jeffrey Dahmer
lookalike?

323
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:36,110
Oh, this is my boyfriend, Jack.

324
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,630
Really nice to meet you.

325
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,210
Looks like Ted Bundy to me.

326
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,490
But that ain't none of my business.

327
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,150
This little stabbed up bitch here needs
some rest. So y 'all get the fuck out.

328
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,390
Yes, ma 'am.

329
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,810
Oh, not you, Sarah. Why? What did I do?

330
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,420
I'm so scared.

331
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,480
Oh, Tooth. You should be.

332
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,780
You've been stabbed nine times.

333
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,840
And the killer knows where you live.

334
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,280
I would invite you to come stay at my
place, but I don't really want that kind

335
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,380
of juju in my house.

336
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,780
For all we know, he's standing right
outside that door.

337
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,280
Comforting, Sarah.

338
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,300
I thought I was going to die.

339
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,620
I know, me too.

340
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,940
I planned a funeral.

341
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:32,680
What the hell? And I wrote your
obituary.

342
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,560
More like Chat TV T wrote it. I thought
you were still here.

343
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,280
And I will never let anyone hurt you.

344
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:40,980
Oh, God!

345
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,020
Fire was the shit, baby. That's my show.
Drugs and that interest. I will make

346
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:32,300
this Gucci want to pop, pop, pop. Dear
Lord, please accept this white bitch.

347
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:35,720
the Lord works in mysterious ways.

348
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,720
I'm going on break.

349
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,340
Oh, cheers.

350
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:42,920
I will never let anyone hurt you again.

351
00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,069
Who is this?

352
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:08,830
So what? Who knows your little secret?

353
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:14,350
No, no, no. I swear that wasn't a Nazi
salute. Okay? I won prom queen and I was

354
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:15,930
throwing my heart to the crowd.

355
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:17,290
No.

356
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:20,370
I'm talking about your family secret.

357
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:24,610
Oh, you're the fuck who hurt my sister.

358
00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:27,610
Well, I had to get you to come back
here.

359
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:32,490
Listen, if you want to fuck with me,
asshole, then come and get me. With

360
00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:33,490
pleasure.

361
00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:37,120
It looks like you got hit with something
hard, like metal. I told you, I fell.

362
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,320
Now where exactly are we going?

363
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:40,920
To talk to an expert.

364
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:54,860
Go away!

365
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:58,360
I'm so sorry to bother you. We just want
to ask you a few questions.

366
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:01,320
Give me one good reason why I should
talk to you.

367
00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:02,979
I'm white?

368
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:03,980
How white?

369
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,060
Oh, I'm talking Tavis Owen's white.

370
00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,500
Oh. Hey, Jake.

371
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:12,100
When you said expert, I assumed you
meant more like Neil deGrasse Tyson

372
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,040
I'm Sarah Campbell.

373
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,540
I was attacked last night. I think you
should leave.

374
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:19,520
I don't want to get stabbed, and I don't
want COVID, okay?

375
00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:23,180
Please, come on. Just two minutes.
That's all I'm asking. No, no.

376
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,860
I'll give you eight minutes.

377
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,260
And another thing.

378
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:30,060
Oh, I got Tavis Owen.

379
00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:35,950
Now you guys are good.

380
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:40,210
When did the work week become the woke
week? We've got Black Friday. What's

381
00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:41,230
next? Mulatto Monday?

382
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:42,990
I mean, Yellow Thursday?

383
00:25:45,030 --> 00:25:49,790
Let me get this out of the way.

384
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,370
Sorry.

385
00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:54,170
Oh, coffee test is done.

386
00:25:55,610 --> 00:25:56,790
Yep, you're good.

387
00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:00,570
You're Cindy's daughter, right?

388
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:02,990
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know him.

389
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,230
Oh, this is Jack.

390
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,450
My love interest.

391
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,310
No, no, no, no.

392
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:12,850
Rule number one of surviving a horror
movie is never trust the love interest.

393
00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:14,210
Look at him.

394
00:26:14,770 --> 00:26:20,230
He's got that weird lazy eye poking one
way and then he's drooling like a

395
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,790
psychopath. He's got that stomp leg.

396
00:26:23,170 --> 00:26:27,270
Makes the wall walk weird and creepy. I
don't have a stump.

397
00:26:27,490 --> 00:26:28,490
That guy does.

398
00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:31,100
Oh. I'm looking at me.

399
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,700
Special Officer Danny.

400
00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:38,020
Retired. Listen, Doofy, we could really
use your help.

401
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,000
No. I can't go back to that life.

402
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:45,140
Plus, we're in the middle of a global
pandemic. Okay, I hate to break it to

403
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,360
but COVID has been over for, like,
years.

404
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400
Really?

405
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:50,820
Yeah.

406
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:54,420
Damn it!

407
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,180
What am I going to do with all this damn
meat?

408
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,320
Get out, and don't walk down the street
to find me. And don't come back.

409
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,920
Okay, just because he showered doesn't
mean that... Yeah, I don't care. I just

410
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,580
take water from my mouth.

411
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,900
You want some? No, that's okay.

412
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:40,000
Okay. Come on, Doofy. Yeah, do it.
Sarah, is your ghetto -ass mom coming?

413
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,160
we start talking about this plot?

414
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,220
Uh... Hi.

415
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400
You came.

416
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:53,420
Not in like 15 years, honey. But I did
buy this new rose, so fingers crossed.

417
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,480
You taught me how to dance?

418
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,460
How to make a high -end word pie?

419
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,040
Nigga, I'm writing back to you.

420
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,160
Sweet! What's up, Sandy?

421
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,360
How you doing, my nigga?

422
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800
Shit, son!

423
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,120
I can't believe you thought I was dead.

424
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,860
Well, between cancer from the weed,
smoke, your love of the McRib, and

425
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,240
cops, I didn't think you had a chance.

426
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,600
Yeah, that's a terrible comment.

427
00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:30,810
Hi, Sid.

428
00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:32,390
Stop smiling at me!

429
00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:36,390
Shit! Wildstar!

430
00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:42,470
Wildstar! Wildstar! Hey, he's
intellectually disabled. That's just how

431
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:46,670
you drunk honky. Hey, hey, hey. Don't
call that white bitch a honky. Come on,

432
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:47,529
have some respect.

433
00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:49,970
I keep seeing people smiling everywhere.

434
00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:54,110
I'm not very likable, so it must be some
kind of curse.

435
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:55,530
Hey, everybody!

436
00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:57,030
Look what I got!

437
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,470
Non -branded...

438
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:05,480
and GHB, so ain't nobody sipping nothing
ain't consent to life. I apologize.

439
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,340
I love roofing myself.

440
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,520
No. You sure, baby? Hi, Brenda.

441
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:13,940
Please do not call me by my government
name. Call me, Ma.

442
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,020
Cindy!

443
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,120
You dropped the train.

444
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,420
Oh, my God!

445
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:42,760
neglecting my children so I can prepare
to kill Ghostface should he ever return.

446
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,480
What about you?

447
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,000
Well, I've been mostly just getting high
school kids drunk in a desperate

448
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,460
attempt to stay young and keep my kids
at home. I always knew you'd be a great

449
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,720
mom. Oh, Cindy.

450
00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,340
Should we hug?

451
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:58,300
Oh, I really want to, but I'm a
Republican now, so I'm supposed to be

452
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,860
Oh, girl, I think all white people are
racist anyway. Come here. Okay.

453
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,400
Oh.

454
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,600
Do you want to share?

455
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,640
Oh, yes, yes.

456
00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:12,550
You know, Ma, this place could be so
cool if you had like a beer pong table

457
00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:13,830
there, maybe like a snack wall.

458
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:17,170
What you know about cool? When I was
your age, I was popping bottles with

459
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,750
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all the
Shons.

460
00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:24,990
That ain't as well. Your mama was the
freak in the freak -offs.

461
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,870
You want to see something cool?

462
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,510
I'm going to show you something cool.

463
00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:39,690
That's cool. What are you doing?

464
00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:41,950
What? No, not like that.

465
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:48,670
I don't know why y 'all are acting so
scared. The gun ain't even loaded.

466
00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:49,990
Oh, shit.

467
00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:51,350
Oh, shit.

468
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,430
Uh -oh. I did it again.

469
00:30:57,330 --> 00:31:00,690
I always forget that last one in the
chamber. Help me move this back.

470
00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:02,910
Yeah, you got it. That was fun.

471
00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:07,090
Oh, so what are you doing after this? I
want to go with Calvin.

472
00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:14,200
I'm proud of you all the time. All

473
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:21,940
right.

474
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,180
Let's get back to the plot.

475
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:30,800
I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy. I'm
looking like a school shooter. I think

476
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800
the killer. Oh, me?

477
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,500
Okay. What about Deputy Doofy over
there? I don't have a motive.

478
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,780
Yeah, what's my motive?

479
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,820
You were the killer in the first movie.

480
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,620
Shouldn't you be locked up?

481
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:45,360
No, I got pardoned. Mostly because of
storming the Capitol, you know.

482
00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:46,620
I got proof.

483
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,120
It's me.

484
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,360
In a train.

485
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,520
That's a cool hit.

486
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,800
What about Jeff?

487
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,380
What about me? If anybody here has
issues that could lead to murder, you've

488
00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,880
me. Trans -shaming is not cool, okay?

489
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:05,940
He's just a dude. He's the finest duffer
body strength in the dick part.

490
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,180
Hey, you don't know what I got down
here, okay?

491
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,399
I do.

492
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,299
Hey, hey.

493
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:15,460
Listen, what we know so far is everyone
who's been attacked is related to the

494
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,500
original characters.

495
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,920
He wants to kill the kids.

496
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,100
He's making a reboot -a -quote.

497
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:26,620
A what now? Yep, it's like a reboot and
a sequel. Mix of legacy characters with

498
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:31,220
new characters in an attempt to feed
into bullshit nostalgia and bring more

499
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,920
to the theaters. Just like last year's I
Know What You Did Last Summer.

500
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,189
That's a movie?

501
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:38,490
What did I do last summer?

502
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,750
I think you're talking about the summer
I turned pretty. Yeah. Ray, when did you

503
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:43,469
get here?

504
00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:45,150
Oh, I didn't. I was just hanging out by
the men's room.

505
00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:47,250
Oh. Mama?

506
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:52,570
Okay, so that means that our killer is
writing his own version of horror movie.

507
00:32:52,830 --> 00:32:57,310
Okay, so according to the rebooty call
rules, who's the killer?

508
00:32:58,030 --> 00:33:00,150
I think it's pretty obvious.

509
00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:04,470
Who?

510
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,939
You bitch.

511
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,560
Me? Guys, I am not the killer.

512
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:13,760
Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me
back here. I think he attacked Tuesday

513
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:20,080
get you back here so he could get me
back here. He wants to kill the OGs.

514
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,080
was a flex.

515
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,100
Yeah, that sounds better.

516
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,600
Fuck this!

517
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,820
And fuck you, mother!

518
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,080
To your mother?

519
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,880
Hey, don't be so disrespectful!

520
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,120
And call me ma -

521
00:33:56,749 --> 00:33:59,530
Talk to me. Hello, Sheriff.

522
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,450
Agent Underwood?

523
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:03,190
I'll give you one hint.

524
00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,630
What's your favorite scary movie?

525
00:34:06,270 --> 00:34:08,030
Well, I'm going to go with Sulfur.

526
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,920
I mean, the member on that English guy
was terrifying.

527
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,400
And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was
a much better depiction of the male

528
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,940
anatomy. And what do you want, fuckface?

529
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:22,080
Well, I'm just calling to tell you that
by the time you get home, I'll have

530
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,260
gunned at your baby girl.

531
00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:26,639
Hey, asshole, she's a boy.

532
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:53,810
Looking for this?

533
00:34:54,770 --> 00:34:56,310
Let me help you.

534
00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:59,110
I got your baby dick.

535
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:01,210
Winky, winky, winky, winky.

536
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:12,210
Here we go.

537
00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:13,910
What do you want, fuckface?

538
00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:17,370
Like father, like son.

539
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,450
I understand you're home alone.

540
00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:22,470
Well, dad's out, but...

541
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:26,770
The pool guy, the gardener, and the
plumber are all here, asshole.

542
00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,490
Look out your window.

543
00:35:33,290 --> 00:35:36,150
No, but they're the backbone of the
American workforce.

544
00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,790
I'm not too white to do those jobs.

545
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,430
Let's cut to the chase.

546
00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:42,550
I'll ask you one question.

547
00:35:42,830 --> 00:35:45,390
If you answer correctly, you live.

548
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,270
Who was the killer in Horror Movie?

549
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:54,640
Um... That's easy. It was Bobby and then
Kay Ray, the guy who was totally into

550
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,880
dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't.
Classic 2000s homophobia.

551
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,920
But I got you, bitch. Wrong.

552
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,240
You forgot Special Officer Doofy. Now
you die.

553
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:18,480
Oh, for God's... You should probably
answer that.

554
00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:21,750
I can literally see you trying to steal
my package.

555
00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:24,130
Oh, yes.

556
00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:26,690
Namaste.

557
00:36:29,310 --> 00:36:32,690
Uh, some steaks. Let's go, Puff.

558
00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:36,530
Wait a sec.

559
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:39,190
Careful. You will not manage to kill us.

560
00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:43,890
You are about to identify as dead.

561
00:36:47,070 --> 00:36:48,070
Ew.

562
00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:51,330
Stand like a girl.

563
00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:03,070
Come on, girl. What is that ghost face
stuff for? Try the Ghost Face Killer

564
00:37:03,070 --> 00:37:07,450
Collection Bundle. This is Kiki West for
OnlyFans Rapid News. Rapid News? You

565
00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:10,030
mean Vapid News? You don't even have a
camera, man.

566
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:11,310
My equipment!

567
00:37:12,950 --> 00:37:13,950
Excuse me.

568
00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:16,770
Oh, my.

569
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:18,350
You're... Yes, yes.

570
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:22,880
three -time Emmy nominee for Outstanding
Achievement in Sensational Reporting.

571
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:28,580
I was going to say the lady from
Friends, but shorter, plus Botox. Oh, is

572
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,580
what you were going to say?

573
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,720
Yeah. You seriously don't know who I am?
Baby girl, I am Gail. Gail Swallows.

574
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,920
Hey. Gail Storm. Gail, Gail. Get the
hell out of my way.

575
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,740
Doofus? Hey, Gail.

576
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:49,020
You haven't aged a day.

577
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:53,000
You've aged like a million days. That's
this many. Yeah, your fingers feel like

578
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,640
genitals. What are you doing in that
ridiculous uniform?

579
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,780
I'm back on the case.

580
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,480
Yeah, I'm going to bust Ghostface.

581
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:03,560
Well, um, tell me, Special Needs Officer
Doofy.

582
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:07,190
Wow. Are there any suspects in this?

583
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:11,130
Tragic yet completely predictable
incident. I'm not allowed to say.

584
00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:13,850
No, no. Yes, you can.

585
00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:16,270
Yes, you can. Tell me.

586
00:38:16,650 --> 00:38:17,650
Tell me.

587
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,030
Hey,

588
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:24,030
remember when you used to give blowjobs
for sensitive information?

589
00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:28,030
I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? Not
since Me Too.

590
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,310
Okay, sorry.

591
00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:33,530
I give handjobs now, but the story
better be good. Okay, I'll do a handjob.

592
00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:34,269
Let's do it.

593
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,270
What's that?

594
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:47,790
What the?

595
00:38:56,990 --> 00:38:59,130
I'm going to get you. I'll go right
there. I'm going to get you. Right?

596
00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:00,810
You got my outfit, you little critter.

597
00:39:04,590 --> 00:39:06,150
Maybe weed and sugar will be legal.

598
00:39:09,230 --> 00:39:10,430
Fuck yeah, sure.

599
00:39:15,110 --> 00:39:16,110
Hello,

600
00:39:21,930 --> 00:39:26,170
shorty. You do know that smoking is bad
for you.

601
00:39:26,850 --> 00:39:32,990
Actually, weed ain't bad for you. You
got vitamin T, C, and H, C, B, and D.

602
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,000
What's the matter, Shorty?

603
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,520
You look a little chancy.

604
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:43,120
Maybe because there's a masked serial
killer sipping tea in my den.

605
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,100
Shorty, you're my nigga. I mean, friend.

606
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,100
Please, sit. Ty.

607
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,660
Do you want to quit smoking?

608
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,080
Well, to be honest, I try to quit.

609
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,660
But my mother said I ain't raising no
quitters.

610
00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:02,980
So I quit quitting. We could try
hypnosis.

611
00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:08,030
Bro, I don't care how many pocket
watches you try and wave in front of my

612
00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:09,410
It ain't gonna work, son.

613
00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:11,490
You can't magnetize me.

614
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:12,850
Sleep.

615
00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:17,130
Shorty.

616
00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:18,830
Hmm?

617
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:20,450
What's up?

618
00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:22,990
Tell me about your mother.

619
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:25,670
Damn, nigga.

620
00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:29,570
Let's start with something light. Like,
do you lick ass? Yes or no?

621
00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:30,910
The answer's yes.

622
00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:32,970
So what?

623
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,660
Happened to her, shorty.

624
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,200
She was coming home.

625
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,740
Her car was parked on the side of the
road.

626
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,700
Someone was in it.

627
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,540
And something bad was happening.

628
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,340
Why didn't you call anyone?

629
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,220
Pardon? I had warrants.

630
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440
You were 11?

631
00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,460
I started young, nigga.

632
00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:02,510
Oh. What? What do you see?

633
00:41:04,490 --> 00:41:10,430
I see a big explosion of water.

634
00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,330
It was like a civil rights hoax.

635
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,310
Police said it was a murder -suicide.

636
00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,110
She killed that man.

637
00:41:23,330 --> 00:41:26,870
When they opened the car door, his limp
body just slid out.

638
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,740
Like the green nigga in Shape of Water.

639
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,400
I just didn't want it to be real.

640
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,160
What don't you want to be real?

641
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:40,360
That my mother was a squirter.

642
00:41:41,180 --> 00:41:46,700
Okay, tell her, Garner. All the floors
in her bedroom was warped. I can't move.

643
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,300
You're paralyzed.

644
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:52,640
Now, sink into the chair.

645
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,260
Wait, no, wait. Sink.

646
00:42:50,439 --> 00:42:52,240
Now I'm flying,

647
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:57,040
time for dining, cause I've got the
machine.

648
00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:02,690
But they don't need a reason to bang
these demons.

649
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,140
That dream was wild.

650
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,140
That must have been Elon Musk.

651
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,020
Tuesday?

652
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
Tuesday?

653
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,560
Bobby?

654
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,230
She's gonna die.

655
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:03,710
Our daughter, Sarah?

656
00:44:03,970 --> 00:44:08,030
You're probably right. She's tough, but
let's see her get stabbed in the cut.

657
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,430
I'm gonna die.

658
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,410
Bobby, you're already dead.

659
00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:16,550
This hallucination is a manifestation of
my own guilt for being an awful mom. Or

660
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:18,110
it could be the shrooms I just popped.

661
00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:20,950
You're gonna die.

662
00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:23,850
Bitch, you ain't killing me.

663
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,000
You're gonna die.

664
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,800
Stop smiling.

665
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,840
I can't talk.

666
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,840
Hey! This is the mental ward.

667
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,580
Everyone smiles in here.

668
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,800
What? Oh, um, could you point me in the
direction of the ICU?

669
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,740
Is it that way or that way?

670
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:51,640
Uh, visiting hours are upper. Oh, yes,
of course.

671
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,800
The network wants me to clarify that
Black Friday has nothing to do with

672
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,620
Well, just tell that to my black friend,
Benita, who's probably clocking someone

673
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:03,300
over there to target as we speak.

674
00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:04,580
Right, Benita?

675
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,020
Come on!

676
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,120
Man, you ain't Michael.

677
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:25,020
Michael got that cherry curl.

678
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,340
What is that, son?

679
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,740
Is that Gillette? See?

680
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,480
People think it's gelatin, but it's
actually shopping. Boy, your hair look

681
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,860
fondue. It's dirty.

682
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,240
Michael's got a monkey.

683
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,360
I got a llama.

684
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:39,560
Fuck, Michael. You can't dance, boy.

685
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,920
I'll be back.

686
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,420
I can do more.

687
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,620
What is this?

688
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,600
Oh, Jermaine.

689
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:06,320
Coming Juneteenth. Only on Tubi.

690
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:10,840
I'm a bootleg batshit.

691
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:13,940
Hello?

692
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,500
Fuck this.

693
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:22,940
I'm gonna miss you all.

694
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Oh, hell no!

695
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,320
Stay black, don't die!

696
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,640
Stay black, don't die!

697
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,200
Jack?

698
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:47,780
Did Sarah tell you to come?

699
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,020
Um, yeah.

700
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:50,800
That's why I'm here.

701
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,600
Not to murder you or anything like that.
Then why are you wearing gloves?

702
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,500
Would you believe I...

703
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,200
And thinking about dressing up as O .J.
Simpson for Halloween.

704
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:03,540
But those fit.

705
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:05,620
No!

706
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:07,980
Doc, cool bro, you almost did a thing!

707
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,280
I mean, no!

708
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,280
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!

709
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:42,110
That is so true.

710
00:47:44,610 --> 00:47:50,890
I've got to get better writers.

711
00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,650
Wait until I stick my knife down them.

712
00:48:03,230 --> 00:48:05,430
I'm crying over here.

713
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:01,598
Step aside.

714
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,680
This will be serious.

715
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,080
Do me.

716
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:06,120
I like doing this.

717
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:10,320
Oh, you son of a bitch.

718
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,519
What the?

719
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,020
My psycho mother said, always keep us
trapped.

720
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:20,200
Go, go. I'm going to go get you, my
bitch.

721
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,580
I'll take you, my bitch.

722
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,400
Scooby, it'll never happen.

723
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,180
Ask Demi Moore.

724
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:38,860
No! No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes!

725
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,160
Yes!

726
00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:41,860
Scooby,

727
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:43,740
what the fuck?

728
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,340
Smell my finger.

729
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,660
Doc, what the fuck was that?

730
00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:19,180
My ass.

731
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,080
Fuck your ass.

732
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,640
That's my ass.

733
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,660
Any last words?

734
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,260
I go pooping.

735
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,360
It's your boy Shorty. That's right. It's
another Halloween -a -thon, and it's

736
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:55,000
another day of me getting paid mad money
for doing absolutely nothing.

737
00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:57,200
Why, you stupid motherfuckers, watch
out!

738
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,100
You didn't call me dumb!

739
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:05,340
I want to give a smooth shout -out to my
sponsor, Angry Orchard Hard Silo.

740
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,700
They got mad apples, son.

741
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:14,240
It's me, it's me! It's me! It's me! It's
me! It's me!

742
00:51:15,950 --> 00:51:19,230
You want to be a Halloween -a -thog
without a dope guest? He's a legend in

743
00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:21,210
streaming game. Give it up for Kyle.

744
00:51:21,590 --> 00:51:22,590
The man!

745
00:51:31,810 --> 00:51:33,870
Let's get serious. What brings you to
the chat?

746
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:36,210
You promised I was going to be in a
movie.

747
00:51:36,610 --> 00:51:38,250
I've been calling you. You're ghosting
me.

748
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:44,010
Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy
-ass baby mamas. That's my bad. Speaking

749
00:51:44,010 --> 00:51:45,010
of ghosting.

750
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,460
Somebody was talking to you.

751
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,120
Hello? What's your favorite scary movie?

752
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:05,220
We're back in the internet,

753
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:09,560
son! What's up, my guy? You got some
angry orchard hot side in there? That's

754
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,440
right. They got mad apples.

755
00:52:28,249 --> 00:52:32,150
And we're going to smack the fuck out of
you. You got to guess who did it. It

756
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,150
doesn't even make sense.

757
00:52:33,730 --> 00:52:34,910
This is a dumb game.

758
00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:28,150
time you guys got here.

759
00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:30,550
Now you're gonna get it.

760
00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:37,250
So that's our suspect.

761
00:53:37,790 --> 00:53:39,650
Goes by the name Shorthand.

762
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,830
Was the handyman at a house reputed to
be haunted in 2001.

763
00:53:45,370 --> 00:53:46,750
He's right. He's not telling me.

764
00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:48,250
But your wife hates you.

765
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:51,710
You believe the earth is flat and you
voted for Trump.

766
00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:53,310
Free time.

767
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,810
What, I was supposed to vote for the
woman?

768
00:53:55,310 --> 00:53:59,660
Huh? I believe shorthand is the
notorious ghost face.

769
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,680
What'd their mouth do?

770
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,480
You did look pretty sketchy.

771
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,420
I got the wrong guy.

772
00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:14,900
And you know that because you're
psychic?

773
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,220
No. So don't call me a wrestler.

774
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,260
I don't know.

775
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,880
That guy's black.

776
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,320
He's kind of... not that black.

777
00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:26,420
Like gravy brown.

778
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,200
Hit him with your strong hand.

779
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:34,060
Rest him anyways.

780
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,360
Oh, I didn't tell him.

781
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,800
Turn off your body cam.

782
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:41,000
This hailstorm, welcome back.

783
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:45,240
Doc, I'm begging you. You gotta help me
look younger. These little bitches are

784
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,700
killing me out there. They're wearing
nothing but a sausage casing and a ring

785
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:53,720
light. Trust me with this withered,
decrepit, age -ravaged body.

786
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,540
And I will make you whole.

787
00:54:55,940 --> 00:54:58,200
One middle -aged white lady special
coming right up.

788
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:01,580
Thanks. I'm going to play a quick video
on the ins and outs of the procedure,

789
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:02,880
and then we'll get started.

790
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:09,260
Do you wish you weren't so old and
saggy?

791
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,600
Do you wish you were younger?

792
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,480
I'm here.

793
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,720
Fuckable again.

794
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:20,340
One single injection unlocks your DNA,
creating a new barrier.

795
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,920
This.

796
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,920
Doc,

797
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:29,740
this isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow crap
that makes you smell like her badge, is

798
00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:17,630
You were thinking it. But you failed.

799
00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:21,050
White chick to my ass.

800
00:57:24,830 --> 00:57:30,710
Hey, Sarah.

801
00:57:32,670 --> 00:57:39,250
Tuesday, I tried to visit you. I am
sorry for everything, especially

802
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,250
your name.

803
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:45,460
It was Taco Tuesday. I was super drunk.
But I promise you, I will kill this

804
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:48,660
motherfucker. It's fine. Really, we're
cool. I'm not. Forget it.

805
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,540
I'm going to take you to the car.

806
00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:53,060
Dumbass!

807
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:56,380
I'm taking twos away from all of this.

808
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:03,040
I tried to run two, but it follows.

809
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:08,060
Yeah, you're probably expecting a
flashback to that movie, but it's too

810
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,340
Yeah, and the... Party's weird. You have
sex with someone, give them an STD, and

811
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:15,340
then they haunt them in the form of
their naked grandma. It's like an STD

812
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:19,540
biopic. Ugh, the killer is taunting me.
Why doesn't he just kill us?

813
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,840
Oh, speak for yourself.

814
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,580
Like, what are you waiting for?

815
00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:25,400
Oh, no, no, no, sweetie, sweet. It's
like this.

816
00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:41,510
I wish you weren't my mother. What are
you waiting for?

817
00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:45,330
Candyman.

818
00:58:46,030 --> 00:58:47,030
Candyman.

819
00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:49,130
Candyman.

820
00:58:49,490 --> 00:58:50,690
You sure about this?

821
00:58:50,910 --> 00:58:52,730
Yeah. Keep saying it.

822
00:58:54,110 --> 00:58:55,110
Candyman.

823
00:58:56,610 --> 00:58:57,610
Candyman.

824
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,180
What's up? You got that candy, man?

825
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,080
I got weed gummies, peanuts, fruit
chips.

826
00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:28,300
And what take you so long to show up?
Come on, Clarence. I called you five

827
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:32,420
times, nigga. Show up in three. You
ain't even call me on the phone.

828
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,000
Lucky I was walking by and her draw
through the hole in this wall.

829
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,900
Fix that shit. You shut your ass up. You
need to go to a proctologist and get

830
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:44,860
your skin looked at. Having acne over
the age of 40 is wild work.

831
00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:46,300
I look better than this nigga.

832
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,820
Maybe on this side. Hey, ain't no time
for beating. We about to be high as

833
00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:51,060
We going to party, son.

834
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:56,400
I don't know what I got. I don't know
what I got. I don't know what I got.

835
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,640
I don't know what I got. I don't know
what I got.

836
00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:58,900
I don't know what I got.

837
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,700
I don't know what I got.

838
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:17,560
Ray, let me guess.

839
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:19,920
You are Woody from Toy Story.

840
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,420
Nah, Brenda, that's gay.

841
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,380
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain.

842
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,980
I wish I knew how to quit you, but I
can't.

843
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:30,860
You love that movie.

844
01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:32,538
Hey, Brenda.

845
01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:35,220
Huh? Have you seen my big old bag of
candy?

846
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:38,280
It had chocolates, gummies, lollipops.

847
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,260
It's going missing. No, no, no. It's not
missing. I passed it out to the trick

848
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:43,260
-or -treaters.

849
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,510
Brenda. That's my stage.

850
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:01,090
Hey!

851
01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:21,610
Do you know how many baby seals die from
microplastics?

852
01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:31,960
Yeah, job safe.

853
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:43,200
My God, he stabbed her. Got her. My
pronouns are they, them. He stabbed

854
01:02:43,420 --> 01:02:46,280
I'm over 40. How am I supposed to keep
up with all of this?

855
01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:47,620
She's not wrong.

856
01:02:47,860 --> 01:02:52,560
It's Karens like you that keep the
patriarchy going with their knees on our

857
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,200
necks. Now you're playing the race card?

858
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,040
I have enough of her shit. That's it,
bitch.

859
01:03:01,130 --> 01:03:07,650
And to be clear, my real name is Spirit.
Oh, shit. This is too good. Ignore the

860
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:10,950
insults. They don't realize we're here
to help them.

861
01:03:11,230 --> 01:03:15,450
Toxic masculinity and mansplaining
doesn't help anybody.

862
01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:17,510
How's my masculinity toxic?

863
01:03:17,730 --> 01:03:19,250
I love women and sports.

864
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:20,930
Just not together.

865
01:03:21,170 --> 01:03:22,170
Come here, bitch.

866
01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:25,810
I'm gonna be next. I ain't ready for
this.

867
01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:29,410
I'm gonna be next. I'm so psyched.

868
01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:34,700
I blame the man, it's fear.

869
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,420
Uncle Shorty. What's up, nephew?

870
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:43,180
Can I ask you something?

871
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:45,180
Yeah, sure.

872
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:49,920
It's about, you know, how to go down on
a girl.

873
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,940
You talking about eating pussy?

874
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,880
It's so cringe, but yeah.

875
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:58,580
Well, maybe if you stop talking like a
14 -year -old white girl, you can learn

876
01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:00,760
something. All right, so listen up.

877
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:04,340
First thing you got to do, you got to
spread the name. You got to open it up.

878
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:05,740
Then you want to use your fingers.

879
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,360
Sometimes you can use two.

880
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:09,060
Two fingers, like that there.

881
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:14,160
Now, once you get it all in there, now
you got to use your tongue.

882
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:15,680
You can't be afraid of it.

883
01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:17,060
Yeah,

884
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:20,360
lean into it.

885
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:22,200
No, no, no, you're doing it too fast.

886
01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:26,600
Listen, you got to be gentle. You got to
talk to it.

887
01:04:32,270 --> 01:04:33,450
It's like rolling a blunt.

888
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:40,130
All you gotta do, nephew, is hit that
shit.

889
01:04:41,570 --> 01:04:42,570
Got it?

890
01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:43,590
All right, now.

891
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,610
Want to learn how to lick ass?

892
01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:47,150
Ask your mama.

893
01:04:48,170 --> 01:04:51,870
Oh, you feel so good.

894
01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:55,130
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

895
01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:58,370
Elle, I want to try something.

896
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:00,960
I thought you said you'd never let me
pet you.

897
01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:02,180
What? No.

898
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:03,860
Relax.

899
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,620
I just want to taste you.

900
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,280
Okay.

901
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:11,940
Dinner time.

902
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,740
Oh, yeah. Come here, baby.

903
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:18,440
Careful.

904
01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:20,260
I might get gangster.

905
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:21,640
Oh.

906
01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:23,480
It is gangster.

907
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:26,530
Okay. up. You're so hot. You want some
more?

908
01:05:26,850 --> 01:05:27,850
Yeah.

909
01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:35,430
You feel so much better than Daryl and
them.

910
01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:38,310
Get back in there. Yeah.

911
01:05:38,610 --> 01:05:39,910
Lick it. Yeah.

912
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:41,790
Lick it hard.

913
01:05:42,910 --> 01:05:43,910
Finish her.

914
01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:47,510
Oh my God.

915
01:05:51,290 --> 01:05:52,790
Just like rolling a blunt.

916
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,620
Now all I gotta do is hit it.

917
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:05,060
What the fuck?

918
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:06,259
Hey there.

919
01:06:06,260 --> 01:06:07,900
We heard tell of a Halloween party.

920
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:13,360
You didn't now, did you? We're here to
drink, play bad music, do some half -gay

921
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,360
shit.

922
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:15,600
Why just half -gay?

923
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,100
Can I help you?

924
01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:19,040
If you'd just invite us in.

925
01:06:19,580 --> 01:06:20,880
Why do you need an invitation?

926
01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:24,900
Folks show up to parties uninvited all
the time with their little nasty -ass

927
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:29,000
casseroles. Landon's shit. Y 'all better
start using some Lowry. Mm -hmm. And

928
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,760
why she got them dirty -ass feet? Look
like you was walking around porn sets

929
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,520
day. Got them trailer pop toes.

930
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:36,000
Ha -ha -ha -ha! Jesus!

931
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,580
I think you're in the wrong place.

932
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,080
Y 'all quaint?

933
01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:43,180
No. We believe in music and quality.

934
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,940
How about we show y 'all? It's okay now.

935
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:04,390
Weezy's rolling around in her grave
right now.

936
01:07:04,830 --> 01:07:05,270
Why

937
01:07:05,270 --> 01:07:21,590
don't

938
01:07:21,590 --> 01:07:24,490
y 'all just go to one of those frat
parties where they drink until they

939
01:07:24,490 --> 01:07:27,950
out and wake up with their booties
hurting, not knowing what someone in a

940
01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:29,430
hat did to them. Yeah, what?

941
01:07:30,790 --> 01:07:34,870
Okay, well, we will leave you guys
alone, but we're going to walk real slow

942
01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:36,750
in case y 'all change your minds.

943
01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:41,910
Change your minds yet? Nope. Hell no.

944
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:43,850
How about now?

945
01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:44,950
No.

946
01:07:45,470 --> 01:07:47,890
Yes? Keep walking.

947
01:07:48,090 --> 01:07:50,170
Now get it. Sarah, come on.

948
01:07:51,090 --> 01:07:52,090
Guys,

949
01:07:55,390 --> 01:07:58,310
I think I saw an open window over here.
That window's closed.

950
01:07:58,610 --> 01:07:59,610
Not for long.

951
01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:21,620
I just left my inhaler.

952
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:25,220
Honestly, too. So I thought inhaler is
the worst plot device in movie history.

953
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:29,140
That's true. Should have been in vain.
But we're here now. So let's make the

954
01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:31,200
most of it. And where's the white
closet?

955
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,040
Sarah?

956
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,960
Hello. Get your sister and get out of
there right now.

957
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,520
Okay, hon? I am a grown -ass woman.

958
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:47,920
Mother, I don't have to do anything you
tell me to do. That's the house where

959
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,540
your psycho father killed those people.

960
01:08:50,060 --> 01:08:51,279
Someone wanted to get you there.

961
01:08:51,859 --> 01:08:55,600
Which means someone wants to get me
there.

962
01:08:55,979 --> 01:08:57,920
Oh my God, this isn't about you.

963
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,460
Why are you yelling? Because the camera
is so fucking far away.

964
01:09:02,319 --> 01:09:04,800
Wait, hold on. Are you tracking my
phone?

965
01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:06,979
You're breaking up. Yes.

966
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:40,779
years of slave shit? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I
didn't see that movie, okay?

967
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,720
I just found this thing in the shed.

968
01:09:42,979 --> 01:09:43,979
Jeez.

969
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,240
Come on, bro.

970
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:52,979
That's even worse.

971
01:09:54,279 --> 01:09:56,360
I didn't mean it that way.

972
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,460
Some of my best victims are black.

973
01:10:02,060 --> 01:10:05,200
And another brother falls victim to gun
violence.

974
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,920
Turns out race is still an issue.

975
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:11,480
That's not fair. You know, black guys
are usually diverse in the world.

976
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:19,240
Just give a whole new meaning to dead by
daylight.

977
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,680
Hello,

978
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,180
shorty.

979
01:10:36,810 --> 01:10:38,190
You're about to be hired.

980
01:10:43,050 --> 01:10:44,050
Bro,

981
01:10:47,970 --> 01:10:52,230
why are you running backwards, son? Oh,
no, it's not me.

982
01:10:52,610 --> 01:10:56,690
Something's wrong. Nick, your remote is
upside down. You're fucking hired, bud.

983
01:10:57,490 --> 01:10:58,630
Game on, bitches.

984
01:11:11,050 --> 01:11:11,909
Oh, Jack.

985
01:11:11,910 --> 01:11:14,350
Oh, thank God you're here. Where were
you?

986
01:11:14,790 --> 01:11:16,230
Goosebeats was just here.

987
01:11:16,430 --> 01:11:19,330
I was outside getting some fresh air.
Stop.

988
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,570
One of you is the killer.

989
01:11:23,370 --> 01:11:24,370
Huh?

990
01:11:24,830 --> 01:11:26,590
Why do you have blood on your hand?

991
01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:30,610
I found Brad outside.

992
01:11:30,970 --> 01:11:32,010
She's the killer.

993
01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:34,430
I am not the killer.

994
01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:37,510
I'm not even sex positive. I'm a virgin.

995
01:11:38,010 --> 01:11:39,010
No way.

996
01:11:44,970 --> 01:11:45,970
What doesn't count?

997
01:11:48,990 --> 01:11:50,070
Since you saw that.

998
01:11:50,290 --> 01:11:53,250
Welcome to act three, bitches.

999
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:56,150
What?

1000
01:11:57,110 --> 01:11:58,530
What does that even mean?

1001
01:11:59,810 --> 01:12:01,870
It's when the shit goes down.

1002
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,110
Oh, I still don't really know.

1003
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,719
to make this.

1004
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,540
Do you have one bigger and black?

1005
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:37,920
Oh, right.

1006
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,020
Hey,

1007
01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:42,340
who are you? John Wick?

1008
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:45,060
I would have said ballerina, but nobody
saw that shit.

1009
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,800
Let's do this.

1010
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,240
Okay.

1011
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,080
What do you think?

1012
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,100
I think Drake lost to Kendrick.

1013
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,680
such a bitch -ass move.

1014
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,500
About this situation.

1015
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,800
Oh, that's definitely a trap. She don't
know where we are to bend it down there.

1016
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:12,740
Am

1017
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:19,660
I

1018
01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:22,080
gonna make it? Hi, darling. Oh, God,
Cindy.

1019
01:13:22,740 --> 01:13:24,080
Oh, God.

1020
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,300
Bitch, I'm not dead yet.

1021
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,200
Oh, my bad.

1022
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,240
Now you go back in there.

1023
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,520
Finish it for me. Cindy. I would do
anything for you, Brenda.

1024
01:13:41,180 --> 01:13:42,180
Yes,

1025
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:46,360
she bought it. That old ketchup trick.
It don't fail.

1026
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:50,000
That bitch is crazy if she thought I was
taking my blocked ass back in there.

1027
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,280
Attention all killers.

1028
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:58,780
You have five seconds to show
yourselves.

1029
01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:16,470
My favorite ball.

1030
01:14:16,550 --> 01:14:18,430
Go find your own damn closet.

1031
01:14:18,990 --> 01:14:19,990
Sorry.

1032
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:30,750
Hello, Cindy.

1033
01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:38,190
Hello. Looks like you forgot the first
rule of surviving a horror movie ever.

1034
01:14:38,590 --> 01:14:39,910
Answer the phone.

1035
01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:44,410
I thought the first rule was you never
trust the love interest.

1036
01:14:46,710 --> 01:14:49,390
Really? Well, I'm changing rules. How
about that?

1037
01:14:50,490 --> 01:14:51,490
New rule.

1038
01:14:51,930 --> 01:14:53,350
Go fuck yourself.

1039
01:14:54,050 --> 01:14:55,050
Wait, wait.

1040
01:14:56,150 --> 01:14:58,810
Why do you hate closets so much?

1041
01:14:59,090 --> 01:15:00,570
I told you to come out.

1042
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,450
Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot.

1043
01:15:02,990 --> 01:15:03,990
Ironic, isn't it?

1044
01:15:04,990 --> 01:15:06,310
You missed, you bitch.

1045
01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:10,270
Oh, God, it's gonna be... It's
insomniac.

1046
01:15:11,890 --> 01:15:13,130
You beat your job, Wick.

1047
01:15:13,580 --> 01:15:14,680
You might not kill your dog.

1048
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:19,380
Mr.

1049
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,600
Dog is just a metaphor.

1050
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,880
It was about losing his wife.

1051
01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:25,180
Sure it's not an allegory.

1052
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:32,280
Let us

1053
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:37,720
begin.

1054
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:00,890
Oh, that stunt girl is good.

1055
01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:43,060
a dick.

1056
01:16:53,300 --> 01:16:56,940
Shoot him, Sarah. End this. Don't tell
me what to do.

1057
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:03,340
This isn't the best time to resolve our
mommy -daughter issues, but Sarah, I am

1058
01:17:03,340 --> 01:17:07,540
so sorry. I have been a terrible mother.
I don't even know your sister

1059
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,900
Wednesday. Tuesday.

1060
01:17:09,850 --> 01:17:12,090
Have to clarify that for legal reasons.

1061
01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:14,130
But I prepared you for this.

1062
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:16,030
So go on, baby.

1063
01:17:16,410 --> 01:17:17,490
You kill him.

1064
01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:20,270
Sarah! Jack! Sarah!

1065
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:21,870
Jack! Sarah!

1066
01:17:23,170 --> 01:17:25,290
Jack! Sarah! Jack! Sarah!

1067
01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:28,750
Jack! Thank God you're okay, because I
really wanted to be the one to kill you.

1068
01:17:29,610 --> 01:17:30,730
Take it, baby.

1069
01:17:32,830 --> 01:17:34,630
See, I told you it was about me.

1070
01:17:34,970 --> 01:17:36,410
No, Sarah.

1071
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,210
You were just the bait.

1072
01:17:40,270 --> 01:17:41,270
It's about her.

1073
01:17:42,150 --> 01:17:45,230
Fuck! Oh, sorry, honey. I hate being
right.

1074
01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:47,430
You should have listened to Doofy.

1075
01:17:47,890 --> 01:17:49,330
I love interest.

1076
01:17:50,490 --> 01:17:55,350
It just seemed too obvious, you know?
Which makes you think it is not obvious.

1077
01:17:55,390 --> 01:17:58,650
Same page, honey. Yeah, well, that's the
twist.

1078
01:17:59,230 --> 01:18:00,490
Now get in the kitchen. Go.

1079
01:18:01,690 --> 01:18:03,370
Okay, listen up.

1080
01:18:04,530 --> 01:18:09,090
See, there hasn't been a great horror
movie since the first one.

1081
01:18:09,550 --> 01:18:10,730
We're going to save the franchise.

1082
01:18:11,350 --> 01:18:12,690
Go get our special guest star.

1083
01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:17,430
Hollywood! Out of ideas.

1084
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:22,030
Why else would there be a scary movie
set? But it wouldn't work with just the

1085
01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:25,250
new characters, would it? We need the
legacy characters.

1086
01:18:25,610 --> 01:18:30,750
Oh, and there wouldn't be Cindy without
her sassy black sidekick Brenda.

1087
01:18:31,050 --> 01:18:33,970
You ain't have to say black with no
heart. Be like that.

1088
01:18:58,510 --> 01:19:00,770
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but...
Sure.

1089
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,170
Go get Tuesday.

1090
01:19:02,390 --> 01:19:03,390
Okay, ladies.

1091
01:19:03,810 --> 01:19:05,690
Time to save the bodies.

1092
01:19:06,030 --> 01:19:08,070
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1093
01:19:08,430 --> 01:19:09,490
Who are you people?

1094
01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:14,650
We're the motherfuckers that are taking
over this franchise.

1095
01:19:15,530 --> 01:19:16,530
Oh, yeah?

1096
01:19:16,950 --> 01:19:21,050
Okay. Oh, my God. That was not part of
the plan.

1097
01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:25,190
Neither was this.

1098
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,040
my boy Kevin Hart with it.

1099
01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:48,980
What? Jack?

1100
01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:50,019
That's right.

1101
01:19:50,020 --> 01:19:53,540
On my knees on the same height as Kevin.
And Kevin said no.

1102
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,860
Kevin Hart said no? That little
motherfucker says yes to everything.

1103
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,299
Yeah, he does.

1104
01:19:58,300 --> 01:19:59,300
But wait.

1105
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:00,880
There's more.

1106
01:20:02,180 --> 01:20:03,200
Ta -da!

1107
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:05,860
Bitches!

1108
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:08,920
Yeah, that's right.

1109
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:13,240
Four black killings. We're making
history.

1110
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,280
This is a new definition of black
excellence.

1111
01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:18,900
But why would you do this?

1112
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:24,220
The question is, why would you try to
make a sequel without us, huh? Yeah.

1113
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:27,660
the studio wanted to replace these
brothers, I was there.

1114
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:29,039
That's facts.

1115
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:30,040
What about me?

1116
01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:34,820
What about you? You were in one scene in
part four. Yes, but I made that

1117
01:20:34,820 --> 01:20:36,660
motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off.

1118
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,620
And he crazy now. Yeah, he got weird.

1119
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:43,040
But you see what they trying to do? They
trying to pit us all up against each

1120
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,980
other. They trying to start black on
very black crime.

1121
01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:47,139
That's right.

1122
01:20:47,140 --> 01:20:52,300
Yo, Shaq. Hey, I'm proud of you, bro.
You've had an amazing career as a sports

1123
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:54,140
commentator since retiring from
basketball.

1124
01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:56,560
And I love the big podcast.

1125
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:57,840
I love that shit.

1126
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,240
Even though I don't understand a word
you be saying.

1127
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:01,520
You be on that show.

1128
01:21:05,850 --> 01:21:06,850
Kobe. Enough.

1129
01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:14,150
But my point is, nigga, I love your
shit, but I never got over Kazam.

1130
01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:19,790
What did that movie do?

1131
01:21:20,090 --> 01:21:22,870
What? You know what Kobe would have had?

1132
01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:25,550
That motherfucker traded me.

1133
01:21:26,030 --> 01:21:30,310
How big is your foot? 22.

1134
01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:33,290
Then how big is your dick?

1135
01:21:33,630 --> 01:21:39,190
What the fuck you talking about? I'm
doing it for the culture. What culture?

1136
01:21:39,470 --> 01:21:40,470
Culture club.

1137
01:21:40,550 --> 01:21:44,630
Come on, Ray. We're killing people. Stay
focused. We back.

1138
01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:48,710
Don't you worry. We family.

1139
01:21:49,610 --> 01:21:50,670
Mad respect.

1140
01:21:51,630 --> 01:21:54,890
Black is nominated for eight Emmys. My
nigga.

1141
01:21:56,090 --> 01:21:58,330
Actually, the show was only nominated
for five.

1142
01:21:58,570 --> 01:22:00,410
I was nominated for eight.

1143
01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:11,290
But you never won.

1144
01:22:11,590 --> 01:22:12,590
What?

1145
01:22:14,090 --> 01:22:15,050
But

1146
01:22:15,050 --> 01:22:21,290
you

1147
01:22:21,290 --> 01:22:28,410
guys

1148
01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:29,610
were on the WB.

1149
01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:32,600
Nobody saw that shit.

1150
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:35,900
No, no, no.

1151
01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:41,460
And you, and you, y 'all went and did
scary movie three and four without us.

1152
01:22:41,660 --> 01:22:46,720
Nigga, I'm sorry. They offered me so
much money. I got a new house, a new

1153
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,940
got wings that don't itch.

1154
01:22:49,020 --> 01:22:50,020
What about you?

1155
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:55,760
Well, I had a chance to work with the
incomparable Charlie Sheen.

1156
01:22:57,799 --> 01:23:02,380
That's good. He's a legend, and his dick
game is crazy. You know, he slept with

1157
01:23:02,380 --> 01:23:06,200
47 ,000 women, and 1 ,000 of them women
were dudes.

1158
01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:07,540
Lucky guy.

1159
01:23:08,820 --> 01:23:11,240
Wait, so y 'all gonna kill us now?

1160
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:13,800
Nah.

1161
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,240
What would Halloween be without Jamie
Lee Curtis?

1162
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,920
Or Scream be without Neve Campbell? That
would be Scream 6.

1163
01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:23,700
How did you guys pull all of this off?

1164
01:23:23,980 --> 01:23:24,980
Sandy.

1165
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,340
You know how many Wayneses there are?

1166
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:29,040
Nigga, billions.

1167
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:33,180
Billions. I'm just so happy that the old
gang is back together.

1168
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:37,240
Okay, in the middle, on three, core
four.

1169
01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:40,620
No, no, that's corner swag.

1170
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,940
What about the young and the restless?

1171
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:51,220
Yeah, or the old and then the beautiful.
Or the cute and the crusty. Yeah, or

1172
01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:52,880
the sexy and then the seen.

1173
01:23:58,980 --> 01:24:02,160
We were brought in to take over the
franchise. That's right.

1174
01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:04,800
You guys are like 70 years old.

1175
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,180
I just dragged that one to the subway.

1176
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:12,760
Oh, my back hurts.

1177
01:24:13,660 --> 01:24:15,220
Guys! Guys!

1178
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,740
They're already dead.

1179
01:24:17,060 --> 01:24:19,120
Nah. Little fuckers always come back.

1180
01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:20,980
Oh, no. Not this time.

1181
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:23,500
Exactly. Come on, Ray. Let's go. Let's
go.

1182
01:24:57,780 --> 01:25:01,760
Besides, we get to do all these dramatic
walkaways with the fire in back of us.

1183
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,000
But damn, it's hot.

1184
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:04,760
I don't know.

1185
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:05,960
I kind of like it.

1186
01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:11,180
You do, Ray? We should play fireman. You
want to dress up like a fireman?

1187
01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:13,240
No, I want you to dress up like a
fireman.

1188
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,380
I'm feeling fat.

1189
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:17,340
Bigger than ever, we back.

1190
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,640
Okay, okay.

1191
01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:21,660
We back, we back, we back.

1192
01:25:22,060 --> 01:25:23,060
Okay, okay.

1193
01:25:24,490 --> 01:25:28,610
Weigh it on and put in pain for it.
Every day a day to train for it. We on a

1194
01:25:28,610 --> 01:25:29,610
whole nother level.

1195
01:25:29,730 --> 01:25:30,930
Bigger than ever. We back.

1196
01:25:33,390 --> 01:25:37,390
We back. We back. Back like a spine.

1197
01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:40,690
Back like reversing out the whip. Boy,
it's dry.

1198
01:25:41,030 --> 01:25:42,570
Back like I'm Marty.

1199
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:47,610
Back like my thighs. Double back for the
narrow cause it's back like I slide.

1200
01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:48,810
We outside.

1201
01:25:49,210 --> 01:25:51,130
We ain't never really left.

1202
01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:56,560
Right, ambidextrous, both hands need a
check. Whole fam need respect. More

1203
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,940
bands, nothing less.

1204
01:25:58,380 --> 01:26:01,260
Tax season, cause I got the plan to
collect.

1205
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,220
Look at me now.

1206
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,720
We on a whole nother level. My foot on
the pedal, my eyes on the crown.

1207
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:12,140
Look at me now.

1208
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:13,920
We on a whole nother level.

1209
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,500
Bigger than ever, we back.

1210
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,680
Okay, okay.

1211
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,220
We back.

1212
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,620
Okay, okay. Look at me now.

1213
01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:34,880
We on a whole nother level.

1214
01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:36,220
Look at me now.

1215
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:37,860
My foot on the pedal.

1216
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:39,560
My eyes on the crown.

1217
01:26:40,340 --> 01:26:41,740
We on a whole nother level.

1218
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:43,080
Look at me now.

1219
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:44,740
Look at me now.

1220
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,400
Look at me now.

1221
01:26:46,740 --> 01:26:48,000
We on a whole nother level.

1222
01:26:52,110 --> 01:26:53,230
Bigger than ever, we back.

1223
01:26:54,390 --> 01:26:55,390
Okay, okay.

1224
01:26:56,030 --> 01:26:57,030
We back.

1225
01:26:57,890 --> 01:26:58,890
Okay, okay.

1226
01:26:58,950 --> 01:27:00,070
Bigger than ever, we back.

1227
01:27:00,530 --> 01:27:04,610
Weigh it on and put in pain for it.
Every day a day to train for it. We on a

1228
01:27:04,610 --> 01:27:05,610
whole nother level.

1229
01:27:05,810 --> 01:27:06,930
Bigger than ever, we back.

1230
01:27:07,730 --> 01:27:10,370
We back.

1231
01:27:11,950 --> 01:27:13,850
We back.

1232
01:27:14,610 --> 01:27:15,610
We back.

1233
01:27:17,630 --> 01:27:19,030
We on a whole nother level.

1234
01:27:19,510 --> 01:27:20,670
Bigger than ever, we back.

1235
01:27:21,450 --> 01:27:22,850
Very scary cinema.

1236
01:27:28,690 --> 01:27:30,750
Soon in all cinemas.

1237
01:27:31,130 --> 01:27:34,090
Come to me, Count Broorlock.

1238
01:27:34,970 --> 01:27:39,110
From the studio that made all the black
versions of white films.

1239
01:27:41,870 --> 01:27:45,770
I am just hunger, no more.

1240
01:27:46,370 --> 01:27:47,370
Yesterday you told me wrong.

1241
01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,660
To be

1242
01:27:56,660 --> 01:28:04,360
continued...

1243
01:29:31,510 --> 01:29:32,510
Eisberger?

1244
01:29:32,850 --> 01:29:33,850
There's something wrong.

1245
01:29:35,650 --> 01:29:36,650
He's definitely a mask.

1246
01:29:37,510 --> 01:29:38,510
Sit down.

1247
01:29:39,810 --> 01:29:40,890
I agree, Berger.

1248
01:29:41,430 --> 01:29:43,890
This hand should always remain behind
the bars.

1249
01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:47,770
Such a handle, it's just... Excuse me
for the expression, but can you imagine

1250
01:29:47,770 --> 01:29:49,450
how he can strangle you?

1251
01:29:49,730 --> 01:29:50,730
You'll go crazy.

1252
01:29:51,090 --> 01:29:54,750
Guaranteed iron grip. And you'll show
twice as much chubbiness.

1253
01:29:55,050 --> 01:29:58,730
Yes. I don't have such fantasies. The
main thing is for everyone to

1254
01:29:58,870 --> 01:29:59,870
I don't have such fantasies.

1255
01:30:00,030 --> 01:30:00,879
Me neither.

1256
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:03,220
But I'm sure it's a second and a
shotgun.

1257
01:30:04,340 --> 01:30:05,340
It's done.

1258
01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:10,220
That's why we have to hold him. Got it?
Got it. For a day, for a couple of

1259
01:30:10,220 --> 01:30:13,240
weeks, I don't know. I don't know how
long this movie is going to be. Like

1260
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:14,740
Nolan's, but now he's holding it.

1261
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:20,160
And I demand from you. Go there and show
what you're capable of. A gun and a

1262
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,160
gun.

1263
01:30:40,170 --> 01:30:41,170
Make a wish.

1264
01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:43,970
Sifa!

1265
01:30:46,530 --> 01:30:47,530
Here.

1266
01:30:48,330 --> 01:30:50,090
You'll lick your fingers.

1267
01:30:51,830 --> 01:30:55,310
Hagenberger, I'm stretching my strong
hand.

1268
01:30:55,590 --> 01:30:57,250
No! But it's a meme.

1269
01:30:57,690 --> 01:31:01,230
Mr. Hand -wrapper, you are a mask.

1270
01:31:01,770 --> 01:31:02,770
Oh,

1271
01:31:04,030 --> 01:31:05,870
it hurts!

1272
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:31,340
Oh, my God!

1273
01:31:42,389 --> 01:31:43,389
I'm sorry,

1274
01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:48,170
man. It's okay.

1275
01:31:48,510 --> 01:31:49,510
We have a family.