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This programme contains some scenes
of a sexual nature, strong language

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and discriminatory language and
content

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Truth or dare? Truth.

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How would you act
if you had nothing to lose?

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Nothing to lose?

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Easy.

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I'd be who I really am.

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And who's that?

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That's two questions, ain't it,
Byron?

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Truth or dare?

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Dare.

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Every time.

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Why?

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The thrill of it.

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I'm scared of 'em,
but not because I'm going to fall.

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Whenever I get up high, I have this
overwhelming urge to just...

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..leap off.

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So, go on.

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Give me.

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I dare you to go back
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The ordinary world?

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Fuck's sake!

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CROWD: Six, five, four,
three, two, one...

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MUSIC: Hey Boy Hey Girl
by The Chemical Brothers

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Welcome to the year 2000.

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Liam, come and have a go
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Wages, living standards, life
expectancy - everything's rising.

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Flights are cheaper,

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skirts are shorter
and the music never stops.

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Life's one big fucking party.

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You can wear what you want,
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shag who you want.

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And everyone, everywhere,
is having fun.

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Wild, unadulterated, grown-up fun.

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Except me.

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Fuck!

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DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES

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PHONE BEEPS

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Everyone thought the world was going
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But it hasn't and I'm still here,
stuck in Hucknall -

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an unbelievably, indescribably,

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mind-bendingly boring town
in the Nottinghamshire countryside.

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Well, it is most of the time.

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WOMAN MOANS

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Climbing out of the coal grate
again?

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Lost your fucking key, ain't you?

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No, it's at me mommar's.

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Get 'ere now!

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Oh, here we go.

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Ah, here you are.

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What's that for?

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tonight. Get yersen some chips.

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I'm going to me mum's. Are you?

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Oh, well, good on her!

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Having a night off from going out
on the piss.

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Keep it anyway.

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OK, I will. Thanks.

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No.

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Go on, then. Fuck off before
you're late.

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Bye.

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Oi! Yeah?

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What have I told you? Wha...what?

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Stop walking like a fucking fairy!

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Fucking div.

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to fame - Lord Byron was from here.

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That's where I got my name.

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The Kindred Spirits.

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He got out of here.

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Shagged his way through Europe
and ended up in Greece.

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So it is possible to escape.

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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get battered today.

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Please don't let me
get fucking battered today.

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OK, so what should I say?
What should I say?

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Tell him you've got big perky tits.

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Erm...

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Tell him he'll be quiet
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My God, Byron! I can't say that!

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Well, do you want a boyfriend
or what, Smanfa?

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Cos I'm not being funny, we're both
going to die virgins at this rate.

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Right. Give me it.

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Right, Big Jim, want our names?

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and Debbie.

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Oh, he likes that there's
two of us.

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We are flirty,

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fun, beguiling.

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Yes! OK. OK. You click.
You click it.

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Oh, my God, I'm sweating.
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Oh, my God, come on, Big Jim,
how big are you?

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Oh, my God. OK.

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Come on, Jimmy.

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Oh, fuck's sake.

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What time's your dad back?

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Oh, who knows?

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He still on at you?

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I bet the other girls at school
aren't on chatrooms.

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No. Bet they're getting fingered
in bushes like normal teenagers.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, Sam. I'm nervous.

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Oh, fuck! Oh! Is that a grey pube?

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Oh, my God, it looks like a toe!

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Byron, are you here?

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Shit! Move! Go! Go! Go!

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Oh, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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I'll be at my mommar's, yeah?

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they're not really flesh-eating
monsters.

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They're just men wearing make-up.

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This is Zombie Nation.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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MUSIC: Nuclear Power 400
by Zombie Nation

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Get that down your neck.

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didn't know you were coming tonight.

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Oh, Mum's going down Notts.
I'm going to see her next week now.

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I bet your dad's out an' all.

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Well, you're always welcome round
here,

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because I love having my boo-boo
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It's a miracle you turned out all
right

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with a mother like her
and a father like him.

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Well, I haven't turned out yet,
Mommar!

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Nah, you'll be reet.

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You're too clever not to be.

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are you?

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I've told you everything's fine now.
You don't need to worry about me.

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Oi, poofter!

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It's Byron the Bender!

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Sorry, pal, no poofters allowed.

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There's little kids down there. We
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Fucking too right. Hey, don't touch
it! You'll get AIDS!

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Ugh! Fuck off!
Hey, gerrit in that dog shit!

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Look, I don't want to fight.
Look, I'm a big pacifist!

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You're a big poofter!

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Go on, fucking have him!

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Go on, do it! Go on, Jamie!

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Have him, Jamie, go on!

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Leave him alone!
Pack it in before I call the police!

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Come on, let's bounce.

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What are they picking on you for
anyway?

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Aw. What do they know?

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And anyway, so what if you are?

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I've had enough of this!
I'll tell you what,

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I've had enough of fucking jabs.

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Bobbing and weaving.

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Fucking hit him!
Fight, for fuck's sake!

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Get up, you poof! Yes. Get up!

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Is that you, soft lad?

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I'm going to be rich
and famous one day.

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And I hope you read about me
in the paper,

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and how fucking fabulous my life is.

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You been fighting, youth?

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It's just some lads at school.

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Take no notice.

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You'll be driving past
'em in your sports car one day!

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You reckon?

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Good looking lad like you, yeah.

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MAN KNOCKS ON DOOR

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Come on.

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I really like you.

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How much? £7.80!

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He offered me a fiver,
but I talked him up. Oh, God.

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He could have been a serial killer!

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All I had to do was wank him off.

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I've been going every day after
school.

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Smanfa, it's full of men after sex.

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How do you know why they're there?

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They call it cottaging. Sometimes
they come straight out with it.

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KNOCKING AT DOOR

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to suck my cock.

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It's like a game
with all these unspoken rules.

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And most of 'em are bloody married.

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Just think what their wives would
say! And, Smanfa, they love me.

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And I'm in my uniform - my school
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Dirty bastards.

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Weren't you scared?

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No.

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Cos you know what I've realised?
I've got summat they want.

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And that gives me power.

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DANCE MUSIC

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Your dad'd go mad. And your mum.

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Babes, I'm worried about you.

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What's the worst that could happen?

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Oh, might have one.

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I know where you got that.

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Like 'ere.

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It's my pocket money.

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That bloke went in 45 minutes ago.
You were half an hour,

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right behind him.

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I've had...diarrhoea.

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You've had a dirty old man.

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Don't worry, secret's safe with me.

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Want to make some real money?

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Pull down your pants.

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Show me.

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Yeah. Get 'em up.

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looking for a lad like you.

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Willing to pay a pretty
penny for a pretty boy.

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All night. No fucking.

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Just wanking and sucking.

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Are either of you going to be there?

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Do we look like fucking batty boys?

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Be at Hucknall market bogs at
four o'clock this Sunday.

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Get out.

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You dropping me here?
Yeah, get out.

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Are you joking?

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Get out of my fucking car, now, man.
All right, sorry.

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tell him you're 16.

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Who's Max?

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Your baby-sitter.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

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Will you try it for me next time?
Yeah.

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Just sit down in front of your
mirror,

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and just say...

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I've got very beautiful lips!
I've got very beautiful lips.

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Yeah. And I promise you, Ange,
you're going to see the difference.

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OK? Mm. Thanks!

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I've got very beautiful lips.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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I know, he said...
Er, bye, Mum.

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Where are you going?
To Mommar's.

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Where to? I thought you said you
were going to your dad's?

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You weren't listening.

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Two secs.

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Yeah, course.

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Thanks. Be good.

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Yep. Will do.

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Hi.

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Yeah, just Byron's going out.

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CHURCH BELL CHIMES

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Hello, you!

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How do you know I'm me?

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eh?

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Come on.

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It's got a swimming pool?

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Oh, I've never been
anywhere this posh!

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It's, like, proper majestic, innit?

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Oh, but saying that, me mum's place
is dead nice.

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when I was a baby

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and got loads of compensation money

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because she cut the end of her
finger off on a machine.

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So now we've got dead nice carpets,

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but one finger is shorter
than the rest.

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You'll be all right.

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Be over before you know it.

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How old are you?

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16.

263
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You sure you want to do this, yeah?

264
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,920
Yeah.

265
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,800
Where are you going?

266
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,360
The bog.

267
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,920
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268
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,400
URINATING

269
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,480
TOILET FLUSHES

270
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,360
Thought you were asleep?

271
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:25,360
Yeah, but then I remembered...
we're rich!

272
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,720
THEY LAUGH

273
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,280
Oi, half of that's mine!

274
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,840
Is it?

275
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,280
Yeah.

276
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,760
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277
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,480
LAUGHTER

278
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,720
Ah! OK, OK, OK, OK! I give up!
I give up! I give up!

279
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,000
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.

280
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,320
What? Nowt.

281
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,640
Oh, my God, have I got
morning breath?

282
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,920
<font color="

283
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,080
What?

284
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,640
I just...
I just really like you.

285
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,040
I really like you.

286
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,120
OK, good, cos...

287
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,120
..cos actually, I think I love you.

288
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,680
We've only just met.

289
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,120
Yeah,

290
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,120
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291
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,640
Do you say that to all the girls?

292
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,720
You done it before?

293
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,560
Do you want to?

294
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,600
Oh, fucking shove it in
before I change my mind.

295
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,400
CONDOM WRAPPER RUSTLES

296
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,840
Don't do that.

297
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,520
So how long have you been doing
<font color="

298
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,240
Started when I were about 13.

299
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,840
Used to go cruising in the park.

300
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,120
What's cruising?

301
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,880
Er, hanging about.
Looking for summat.

302
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,080
So do you like it?

303
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,360
Sometimes, yeah.

304
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,120
I'm getting past it now.
<font color="

305
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,640
That's well old for a rent boy.

306
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,520
How old are you? Really?

307
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,240
I told you.

308
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,480
16.

309
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,360
OK, fine, I'm 15.

310
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,720
But I promise you,
I am smarter than most adults.

311
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,280
Wish I were jailbait again.

312
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,600
<font color="
now you're past it? Don't know.

313
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,200
My mate runs a bar.

314
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,160
And I've got regulars that'll
keep seeing me, so...

315
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,960
They take me on holiday sometimes.

316
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,280
Really? That's so cool. Yeah.

317
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,800
<font color="

318
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,040
Oh, my God, I've never been abroad!

319
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,760
What? What, never?

320
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,720
No, me mum, she did a Shirley
Valentine and went to live in Turkey

321
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,560
when I were nine,
but I've never left England.

322
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,640
Why'd she leave?

323
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,440
Er, don't know.

324
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,520
<font color="
so I had to live with my dad.

325
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,880
Said I was out of control.

326
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,440
Were you?

327
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,720
Do I strike you as easy to control?

328
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,520
Do your mam and dad know you're gay?

329
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,240
Yeah.

330
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,760
My dad kicked me out
when I told him.

331
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,200
<font color="

332
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,720
Don't worry about me.

333
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,520
Got my moped, got my job.

334
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,240
And now I've got a cheeky fucker
who asks too much!

335
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,840
Why are you being so nice to me?

336
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,240
Why shouldn't I?

337
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,600
Well, did you mean what you
said earlier?

338
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,800
<font color="

339
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,360
Why?

340
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,720
Because I think I love you too.

341
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,560
Yous two decided what yous havin'?

342
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,920
Do you know what? I think we have.

343
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,200
Well, I'm not being funny, but I'm
not a bloody mind-reader, love.

344
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,560
MUSIC: Overload
by Sugababes

345
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,440
<font color="

346
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,720
I am in love with him.

347
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,440
I know it's not how it's meant
to be, how we met and that.

348
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,880
Some would say he's taking
advantage of me.

349
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,200
And maybe he is, but he'd better
fucking carry on

350
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,760
as far as I'm concerned.

351
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,760
<font color="
Like Romeo and Juliet.

352
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,040
They were our age.

353
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,280
And that's meant to be one of the
greatest love stories ever, innit?

354
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,680
I've only got eyes for Max
these days.

355
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,800
So when are you going to take me up
<font color="

356
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,880
You're too young, Byron.
Too young for what?

357
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,360
To get past the bouncers.

358
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,720
You ever done a pill?

359
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,880
Fuck off, don't laugh at me.
Have you?

360
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,440
Yeah. What? More than one.

361
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,280
<font color="

362
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,800
Oh, it's hard to explain.

363
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,880
It's not just the rush, right?
It's the music.

364
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,800
The vibe.
Everyone buzzing their tits off.

365
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
You can just go and hug a stranger
in Shangri-La. No-one gives a fuck!

366
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,480
Shangri-La?

367
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,240
<font color="

368
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,400
Great, well, you're taking me.
End of story.

369
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,160
Nah.

370
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,680
It won't work. And I don't want to
get you in trouble, so...

371
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,280
You mean you don't want me to
get YOU in trouble.

372
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,520
Look, I've got to
<font color="

373
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,840
Let's...let's go Mansfield on
Friday instead.

374
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,680
Meet me at the bus station at 12?

375
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,160
Smanfa, he's proper fit.

376
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,280
He's like someone you'd
see off the telly.

377
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,080
Honestly, he gives me
major David Beckham vibes.

378
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,720
<font color="

379
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,960
INAUDIBLE REPLY

380
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,000
BYRON CHUCKLES

381
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,440
DISTANT KNOCK

382
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,440
Byron, get down 'ere now!
I want a word with you.

383
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,840
Smanfa, I've got to go.
OK, yeah, bye, bye, bye.

384
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,160
Now!

385
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,960
<font color="

386
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,000
What do you mean?

387
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,880
I found that in the bin -
blood all over it.

388
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,880
Did you hit him back?

389
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,280
How many times have I told you?
You've got to stick up for yersen.

390
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,600
People know me round here.

391
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,280
I can't have...

392
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,280
<font color="

393
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,840
Oh, it's... I, am...

394
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,880
I had paint...
I had art at school.

395
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,200
Fucking paint.

396
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,240
Next time, you better fuckin'
stick up for yourself.

397
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,840
Do you hear me? Yes, Dad.

398
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,240
<font color="

399
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,280
Now!

400
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,320
PHONE BEEPS

401
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,040
What do you think?
Think I scrub up well?

402
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,400
Byron?

403
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,480
Oh, my God, you're always on
your bloody phone! Byron!

404
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,600
You look beautiful.
You didn't even look!

405
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,360
<font color="

406
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,600
THEY LAUGH

407
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,080
Who are you texting all the time?

408
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,840
You got a girlfriend?

409
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,880
No.

410
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,240
No fucking credit either.

411
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,520
What about a boyfriend?

412
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,000
No.

413
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,480
Looks like you have, though.

414
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,200
Terry. Mickey. Bobby.

415
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,320
<font color="
But why do you keep 'em?

416
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,000
You know, if you did have
a girlfriend,

417
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,080
you can talk to me about it.
I'd like to know.

418
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,200
Thanks.

419
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,960
Hey. Are you having doubts?

420
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,640
No. I'm just nervous.

421
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,240
<font color="
I can't do these...

422
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,400
One of 'em always looks like a girl,
so why don't they just marry a girl?

423
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,840
But what about the one
who looks like a girl?

424
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,720
What's he meant to do?

425
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,080
PHONE BEEPS

426
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,840
Hi, this is Max. Leave a message.

427
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,400
<font color="

428
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,520
And just like that, he were gone.

429
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,520
Oi! Byron the Bender.

430
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,960
Oi! Why are you walking like a girl?

431
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,160
Did you look at his knob?

432
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,960
Did you? Did you look at my knob?

433
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,960
If you ever try it on with me,
I'll fucking kill you.

434
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,800
<font color="
it on with you,

435
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,520
I'll fucking kill myself.

436
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,120
DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

437
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,280
MUFFLED CONVERSATION NEARBY

438
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,280
Oi, soft let! Get 'ere.

439
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,240
You called him?

440
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,760
It were either him or the police.

441
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,480
Just want to talk to
<font color="

442
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,880
I said, come 'ere.

443
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,040
Go easy.

444
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,440
Look, it's fine. It were just
some lads. All right.

445
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,120
Did you hit 'em back?

446
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,800
Nah.

447
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,840
Yeah, but it's fine, I just...
<font color="

448
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,440
I've told you to stand
up for eat.

449
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,520
Oi, I'm talking to you!

450
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,840
Why didn't you smack 'em back?

451
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,160
Yeah...

452
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,960
Dad, if someone punches me,
they might leave me alone then.

453
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,080
But if I hit 'em back,

454
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,800
<font color="
fucking smackin' me.

455
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,120
Not if you knock 'em out.

456
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,680
Not just stand there like a great
big fucking poof.

457
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,480
I don't want to get dragged down
to their level.

458
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,960
I've told you before
and I'm telling you now,

459
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,920
<font color="
'em back twice as hard. Yeah?

460
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,320
Stop acting like a fucking girl!

461
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,000
Don't! Move out of my fucking way!

462
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,640
Just don't... Move. Shut up!
Don't fucking touch him! Shut up!

463
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,240
<font color="
next time someone hits you?

464
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,440
Nothing. What are you going to do?

465
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,120
Nothing. What are you going to
fucking do?

466
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,040
Take your hands off him! You don't
need to fucking touch him.

467
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,240
<font color="

468
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,360
What are you going to do? What the
fuck are you going to do?

469
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,760
Just leave it now!
What are you going to do?

470
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,640
Go on, fucking smash my head in if
you like!

471
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,440
Kill me! But I would rather die
than be like you!

472
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,440
<font color="

473
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,600
You think the whole fucking
world revolves around you.

474
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,320
Just do as you please all the time.

475
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,080
You're a problem child.

476
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,840
Stop it now.

477
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,720
THEY CONTINUE ARGUING

478
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,760
I'm a problem child, am I?
<font color="

479
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,080
I ain't got a problem.
I AM a problem.

480
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,840
But this is great news.
Cos if there's summat wrong with me,

481
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,960
why should I even try to be good?

482
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,200
I can be and do
whatever the fuck I want.

483
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:07,000
<font color="
really want

484
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,800
is to get out of this dump.

485
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,160
And everyone else can go fuck
themselves.

486
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,120
Do you think I'll find him?
I don't know, babes.

487
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,120
But isn't this a bit extreme?
Maybe he's just run out of credit.

488
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,600
<font color="
Maybe his charger's broken.

489
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,280
No, Smanfa, it's been days.
Owt could have happened to him.

490
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,360
Please text me.

491
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,000
I will, if I don't end up murdered.
I'll be up all night worrying!

492
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,480
How much trouble could I get into?

493
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,200
<font color="
locked in a padded cell by yersen!

494
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,640
BYRON LAUGHS, THEN SIGHS

495
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,240
Smanfa, I've got to do this.

496
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,360
Promise you'll not lose your phone
and get bummed without a condom!

497
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,600
I'm not going to get fucking
bummed, full stop!

498
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,920
<font color="

499
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,560
Oh, my God, babe.
You're being ridiculous.

500
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,480
Fine!

501
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,800
Look, promise I won't get drunk,
lose my phone

502
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,600
and get bummed without a condom!

503
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,720
Come on.

504
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,800
Bye!

505
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,560
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

506
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:39,680
<font color="
not over, not over yet

507
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,320


508
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:47,600

not over, not over yet

509
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,840


510
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,280

not over, not over yet

511
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,640


512
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,400
<font color="

513
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,200


514
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,840
I like your outfit.

515
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,240
What's your name?

516
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,120
Lady Die.

517
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,720
What, like Princess Diana?

518
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:26,400
Exactly! But it's Die
with an E, babes.

519
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,360
Oh, my mommar's a Joe with an E,
like a man!

520
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,640
<font color="

521
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,520
Is your mommar a transsexual?

522
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,520
What's a transsexual?

523
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,160
You'll soon find out in here,
duckie!

524
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:46,240

not over, not over yet...

525
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,760
Max!

526
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,840
Max! Where have you been?
Are you OK?

527
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,880
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528
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,680
Max?

529
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,400
Max!

530
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,720
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