1 00:00:20,819 --> 00:00:22,984 Start the e-mail campaign now! 2 00:00:35,294 --> 00:00:37,811 I've got the mother of all hangovers. 3 00:00:37,991 --> 00:00:40,054 Then I must have the father. 4 00:00:40,305 --> 00:00:44,362 That bourbon we drank last night stunk. It tasted like antifreeze. 5 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,879 It was antifreeze. We've been outta bourbon for two weeks. 6 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,921 You know what I just realized?! 7 00:00:50,109 --> 00:00:52,404 What a loud ugly broad you are? 8 00:00:52,584 --> 00:00:54,599 No ya purple pus bucket. 9 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,764 I just realized I haven't had a day off in six months! 10 00:00:57,765 --> 00:01:00,896 Well I've had it. I need down time. 11 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:04,946 I need to let loose, I need to feel the wind in my hair! 12 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:07,928 Is that the hair on your legs or the hair on your back? 13 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,734 That does it. As part owner of this ship, 14 00:01:10,735 --> 00:01:14,723 I demand you take me to this fabulous club I just read about. 15 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:17,465 The full moon? What the hell is... 16 00:01:17,549 --> 00:01:22,932 That's the hot new club where gorgeous male sex slaves strip down to bare buns! 17 00:01:26,175 --> 00:01:27,942 Or so I've heard... from friends. 18 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:29,429 What friends? 19 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:30,493 Leave it alone! 20 00:01:30,647 --> 00:01:33,946 Speaking of friends, there's a coupon here for the club. 21 00:01:33,947 --> 00:01:38,530 "Bring a friend and they get in free". Six, you wanna go? 22 00:01:38,638 --> 00:01:40,926 What a nice gesture. I accept. 23 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:44,252 Good. You pay and I'll be your friend who gets in free. 24 00:01:44,253 --> 00:01:52,265 We're gonna have us a girls' night out, just you and me and dozens of hunky gyrating boy toys! 25 00:01:52,365 --> 00:01:53,232 Boy hey? 26 00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:55,756 Captain, are you sure you don't mind me going? 27 00:01:55,856 --> 00:01:57,362 No, of course not. 28 00:01:57,363 --> 00:02:00,415 Don't worry about me. I'll just turn in early with a glass of warm milk 29 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:03,142 and the "skankiest" hardcore porn I can find. 30 00:02:03,143 --> 00:02:05,260 I won't even know you're gone. 31 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:08,976 Gee thanks. It's nice to be appreciated. C'mon, T'Nuk. 32 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,227 What can I get you to drink? 33 00:02:29,305 --> 00:02:31,936 I'll take a Diet Confederation Cola. 34 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:33,060 And you? 35 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:37,650 A dirty Martini. The dirtier the better! 36 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:42,574 Oh boy, it's gonna be a long night. 37 00:02:55,307 --> 00:02:57,002 You know the sad thing about this club 38 00:02:57,003 --> 00:02:59,410 is that all the dancers are "cyberslaves". 39 00:02:59,411 --> 00:03:00,920 They're forced to do this. 40 00:03:01,022 --> 00:03:03,471 Well. You're a sex slave too. 41 00:03:03,472 --> 00:03:05,369 You're forced to do Chode. 42 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:07,835 I can't think of anything worse. 43 00:03:07,874 --> 00:03:11,251 I can't explain exactly how I feel about Chode. 44 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,902 But somehow it's different. 45 00:03:12,962 --> 00:03:18,225 Ladies... make room for Ten! 46 00:03:18,353 --> 00:03:20,303 Ten? Is it possible? 47 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:24,486 Honey I had twelve once. I couldn't sit down for a week. 48 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:30,153 Oh, it's him. 49 00:03:43,355 --> 00:03:44,538 Six! 50 00:03:44,589 --> 00:03:48,556 Hey cowboy! How would you like to bust this bronco?! 51 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:49,618 You're alive. 52 00:03:49,764 --> 00:03:50,680 Thanks to you. 53 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:56,808 Come on Tex, rope me, grope me and deep throat me! Woo hoo! 54 00:03:57,358 --> 00:03:59,008 I must to talk to you. 55 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:00,651 No. It's not safe. 56 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:05,708 Hey! Over here. What am I chopped liver? 57 00:04:06,348 --> 00:04:08,231 That'll be 14 "kronigs". 58 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:09,600 How much?! 59 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,188 Here. Keep the change. 60 00:04:13,466 --> 00:04:17,103 Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 61 00:04:18,302 --> 00:04:21,824 What gives? How do you know that gorgeous guy? 62 00:04:21,893 --> 00:04:23,542 We were sex slaves together 63 00:04:23,543 --> 00:04:26,343 in a Dark Clown Colony, where android life was cheap. 64 00:04:26,344 --> 00:04:28,262 It was a living nightmare. 65 00:04:28,263 --> 00:04:31,648 Because of him, I was able to escape. 66 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:37,773 Hey, if he wants my number, 67 00:04:37,774 --> 00:04:42,326 tell him I'm in the book. 1-800-big-slut. 68 00:04:47,566 --> 00:04:48,933 She's ok. She's a friend. 69 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,066 What's going on? 70 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,995 Look, you gotta get out of here. Now. 71 00:04:52,094 --> 00:04:53,035 But... 72 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,099 Come on! 73 00:05:07,495 --> 00:05:08,532 We're trapped! 74 00:05:08,618 --> 00:05:09,752 This way! 75 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:13,135 Hurry! 76 00:05:27,825 --> 00:05:30,017 I hope this game isn't go into overtime. 77 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:34,045 The Judy Garland story is on biography in 10 minutes. 78 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:38,781 I had to catch a ride with a freighter. 79 00:05:38,864 --> 00:05:40,595 Too bad it was going in this direction. 80 00:05:41,964 --> 00:05:44,308 You won't believe what happened tonight! 81 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:45,637 Somebody hit on you? 82 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,024 No. Wiseass. 83 00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:51,578 Your precious sex slave Six, ran off with another man. 84 00:05:51,611 --> 00:05:52,178 What? 85 00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,756 You heard me. And not only that, 86 00:05:54,757 --> 00:05:56,663 she's stolen our shuttle. 87 00:05:56,664 --> 00:06:00,214 So she and her lover could make their getaway. 88 00:06:00,302 --> 00:06:02,247 Androids can't love. 89 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:04,193 You wouldn't say that 90 00:06:04,194 --> 00:06:06,803 if you saw the way they looked at each other. 91 00:06:06,919 --> 00:06:08,036 That's impossible! 92 00:06:08,086 --> 00:06:10,702 Yeah, Six belongs to uncle Chode. 93 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,713 Yeah, that's right! 94 00:06:11,813 --> 00:06:15,937 Not any more. She's made a total ass of you, 95 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:17,807 not that it took that much. 96 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:21,633 All the while she was pretending to make love to you, 97 00:06:21,634 --> 00:06:23,568 she was plotting her escape, 98 00:06:23,569 --> 00:06:30,570 counting the minutes until she never had to look at your ugly purple blowhole again! 99 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,808 Very tactfully put. 100 00:06:33,809 --> 00:06:36,748 If I ever get any bad news, I insist you give it to me. 101 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:41,587 Captain, I can put sensors on the magnetic trail from the shuttle and we can trace the no-good broad. 102 00:06:41,812 --> 00:06:46,677 Don't bother, she's just an android. I don't have any real feelings for her. 103 00:06:46,678 --> 00:06:51,201 'Sides, sex slaves are a dime a dozen. There's plenty more where she came from. 104 00:06:51,318 --> 00:06:54,620 Actually there's not. She was a very advanced prototype. 105 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:56,823 You could even say, one of a kind. 106 00:06:57,323 --> 00:07:00,612 I don't care, replace her. The sooner the better! 107 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,139 How is he? 108 00:07:03,239 --> 00:07:06,456 Not good. And I don't have the tools here I need to repair his circuitry. 109 00:07:06,457 --> 00:07:08,416 We have to return to the Jupiter 42. 110 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:13,173 No. That will be the first place the bounty hunter sent by the Dark Clowns who own me will look. 111 00:07:13,174 --> 00:07:15,120 I'm sorry, I got you involved in all this. 112 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:18,994 I'm not. I can't tell you how many times I've wondered where you were. 113 00:07:18,995 --> 00:07:21,299 What had happened to you. If you were happy... 114 00:07:21,332 --> 00:07:24,779 Happy? We're not supposed to have emotions remember? We're machines. 115 00:07:24,881 --> 00:07:27,913 I know. But we were made in the image and likeness of people. 116 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:31,426 And something in my programming matrix makes me think 117 00:07:31,427 --> 00:07:34,860 I feel some of the emotions that biological beings do. 118 00:07:34,926 --> 00:07:36,281 I don't know what you're talking about. 119 00:07:36,282 --> 00:07:38,898 I don't have biological feelings and I don't want to. 120 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:41,188 But don't you love the idea of freedom? 121 00:07:41,189 --> 00:07:44,092 Isn't that an emotion usually associated with people? 122 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,665 Warning, core temperature dropping. 123 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,186 Antifreeze levels dangerously low. 124 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:52,249 - Where do you keep the reserves? - In Chode's liver. 125 00:07:53,453 --> 00:07:55,870 C'mon! C'mon! Bring on the "hotties". 126 00:07:56,063 --> 00:08:00,062 Now remember, I programmed in every nasty kinky thing you requested. 127 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,952 This is the only "sexcort" service in the entire galaxy that would accept your application. 128 00:08:03,953 --> 00:08:05,581 Everybody else called the cops. 129 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,274 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see them! 130 00:08:07,907 --> 00:08:10,068 Sexslave number one. 131 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:13,026 Hi lover. My name's candy. 132 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,853 Candy?! Somebody's been suckin' on that sourball for quite sometime. 133 00:08:17,217 --> 00:08:19,002 There's nothing I won't do. 134 00:08:19,003 --> 00:08:21,529 No holes barred if you get my drift. 135 00:08:21,693 --> 00:08:23,573 Thanks for the warning. Next! 136 00:08:24,194 --> 00:08:26,460 Sex slave number two. 137 00:08:26,544 --> 00:08:28,275 Hello, dirtball. 138 00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:33,084 My name's Mistress Pain. Not that it's any of your business, scum. 139 00:08:33,551 --> 00:08:39,377 We'll see who's the slave and who's the master when I finish with you, worm! 140 00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:42,506 Hit the button. Hit the button! 141 00:08:45,269 --> 00:08:49,363 Sex slave number four hundred and ninety seven. 142 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:52,075 Hi, my name's Angel. 143 00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:56,297 This is my first time being a sex slave. 144 00:08:56,298 --> 00:08:59,721 I'm hot off the assembly line. 145 00:08:59,722 --> 00:09:03,156 There's so much I need to learn. 146 00:09:03,306 --> 00:09:04,842 I'll teach ya baby! 147 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,844 I hope it won't bug you that I want sex all the time. 148 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,966 You're the reason they invented viagra, honey! 149 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,707 So whaddaya say, 150 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:17,050 will you be my sugar daddy? 151 00:09:18,996 --> 00:09:21,913 Yes!!! She's the one, order, Gus! 152 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,411 Are you sure? I bet her grades are terrible. 153 00:09:24,412 --> 00:09:26,846 I'd like to see a transcript and talk to her teachers. 154 00:09:26,968 --> 00:09:29,229 Shut up ya fruit loop and order! 155 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,772 Alright, if you say so. 156 00:09:31,368 --> 00:09:34,084 Your account has been debited. 157 00:09:34,085 --> 00:09:37,930 Your "sexbot" is on the way. No refunds,... 158 00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:42,663 I don't see how that little "cybertramp" is ever going to replace our Six. 159 00:09:42,806 --> 00:09:45,605 Don't mention Six. I never wanna hear her name again! 160 00:09:46,829 --> 00:09:48,606 The engines are frozen. 161 00:09:48,607 --> 00:09:52,101 We can only hope that a friendly ship will find us before a bounty hunter does. 162 00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:55,857 If a bounty hunter does find us, he'll take you back too for helping me. 163 00:09:55,858 --> 00:09:57,279 You realize that, don't you? 164 00:09:57,345 --> 00:10:01,545 I would initiate my self destruct sequence before I would allow that to happen. 165 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:04,270 What's it matter? Aren't you a sex slave now on your ship? 166 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,052 Yes and no. 167 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:09,209 I've also been reprogrammed to be the science officer. 168 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:11,543 And Chode treats me with respect. 169 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:15,694 Well, not exactly respect, but as close to it as he can come. 170 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:18,196 Do you have feelings for this Chode? 171 00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:25,434 You take care of him and I'll see if I can do something to restart the engine. 172 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,751 Good idea, we're sitting ducks out here. 173 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,435 Incoming. 174 00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:34,382 Shields down. Let her in. Come on, my pretty! 175 00:10:37,308 --> 00:10:40,525 Oh, she doesn't travel well at all. 176 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,391 That's not her you idiot! 177 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:44,112 Where are they? 178 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,588 - Who? - The escaped slaves. 179 00:10:45,623 --> 00:10:48,176 - Don't play dumb. - He's not playing. He is dumb. 180 00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:51,709 When I want lip from a gay robot, I'll ask for it. 181 00:10:51,798 --> 00:10:53,714 Again with the gay robot. 182 00:10:53,715 --> 00:10:55,498 Did somebody send out a memo? 183 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:57,340 Your shuttle was used for the escape. 184 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,156 I'm as upset by that as you are. 185 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:02,447 It was taken without my permission and I would appreciate its return. 186 00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:06,046 Our laws state that all property used in connection with a slave escape 187 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,813 becomes the property of the person who recaptures them. 188 00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,750 What about Six my slave? 189 00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:16,075 She'll be taught a lesson and then returned with the other slaves to the space station to be reprogrammed. 190 00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:20,313 Guess what? I just got an encoded message from Six! 191 00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:21,568 Otnay. Ownay. (not now) 192 00:11:21,651 --> 00:11:23,013 What do you mean not now? 193 00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:25,226 This is important! It's top secret, 194 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,856 for your eyes only! 195 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:32,453 "We are adrift, four hundred parsecs from you in the direction of the Delta quadrant. 196 00:11:32,454 --> 00:11:37,788 A bounty hunter is after us, but luckily he does not know where we are." 197 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,140 He does now. 198 00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:43,204 Thanks to a certain motor-mouth. 199 00:11:44,359 --> 00:11:47,792 Incoming! Jeez, it's like fucking Grand Central here. 200 00:11:49,032 --> 00:11:53,298 Ooh, Chode. You're just my type. 201 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:57,221 Big and rough and tough! 202 00:11:57,535 --> 00:11:59,901 You're a nice surprise. 203 00:11:59,978 --> 00:12:04,611 Usually I get the short homely weird-eyed freaks. 204 00:12:04,822 --> 00:12:06,335 I'm Chode. 205 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,613 Oh. I'm gonna have to charge extra for those tentacles. Yuck. 206 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,112 I'll leave you to your pleasure. 207 00:12:14,113 --> 00:12:16,997 I have some slaves to catch. 208 00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,636 If you lay a finger on six, I'll... 209 00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:35,339 What are you thinking? 210 00:12:35,426 --> 00:12:37,826 How I'd love to see my crew mates again. 211 00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:39,487 This love you talk about. 212 00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:40,835 What does it feel like? 213 00:12:40,836 --> 00:12:43,151 How will I know when I'm experiencing it? 214 00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:45,891 When your behavior becomes illogical. 215 00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:55,542 Angel? 216 00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:57,815 Not now I got a headache. 217 00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:00,442 And I'm gonna probably have it all week. 218 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:02,371 So beat it old man. 219 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:05,375 It's me, Whip. I brought you some candy. 220 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:07,731 Candy yes, 221 00:13:07,732 --> 00:13:09,565 you no. 222 00:13:10,869 --> 00:13:12,332 I think she likes me. 223 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,305 Good grief. He's in love with that "cyberskank". 224 00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:20,524 Oh, it's just hormones. I remember myself at his age, 225 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:25,339 thinking I was in love all the time. Doing every guy that so much as said hello. 226 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,631 Under bleachers, in the back seats of shuttles, 227 00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:32,142 on a thousand dirty mattresses across the galaxy... 228 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,124 ... good times. 229 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,684 Thank you for sharing. That was lovely. 230 00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:39,766 Now I know what I've been missing. 231 00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:49,041 Dah! Women! 232 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:49,893 Tell me about it. 233 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:53,835 I once had a chick that took all my spare parts and ran off with a friggin' starship. 234 00:13:53,974 --> 00:13:54,990 I bet you hate her! 235 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:56,867 Nah, that's the part that stinks. 236 00:13:56,868 --> 00:14:01,250 Sometimes when I'm drunk, I think about her and my thrusters still get hard. 237 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,189 They got a creepy power over us! 238 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,048 Once they get under your skin, lookout! 239 00:14:05,115 --> 00:14:06,210 Amen to that. 240 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:08,640 Oh hell... set a course for Six's location. 241 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:13,013 I wanna beat that bounty hunter before he gets my uh... shuttle. 242 00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:19,906 Don't worry. We'll get 'em. 243 00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:22,908 I've got a feeling in my gut they're near here somewhere. 244 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:24,592 What is it? 245 00:14:24,682 --> 00:14:27,463 Our sensors are picking up an unidentified vessel approaching. 246 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,243 It's the bounty hunter. He's found us. 247 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,773 Not yet, but he will unless we hide ourselves. 248 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,686 Does this thing have a cloaking device? 249 00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,770 Chode lost it in a poker game. 250 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:39,961 But Gus told me he had rigged up something. Let's see... 251 00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:45,789 I guess it's better than nothing. 252 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:52,519 Here Angel, sit here. Sit here! 253 00:14:55,207 --> 00:14:57,356 Or you can sit there. 254 00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,472 Good choice. 255 00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:01,479 Is there anything to do on this rat-trap? 256 00:15:01,592 --> 00:15:02,826 How 'bout you do your job. 257 00:15:02,909 --> 00:15:03,942 What job? 258 00:15:04,045 --> 00:15:05,944 Hand job, blow job, I don't care. 259 00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:08,216 Just earn your keep your highness. 260 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,452 You're busy. 261 00:15:09,521 --> 00:15:11,294 Well then why don't you give my nephew here 262 00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:14,804 his first taste of young love. Would you like that, Whip? 263 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,372 Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh. 264 00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,621 Alright. That's done. Now what? 265 00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:24,055 How 'bout you let me give you a makeover? 266 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:27,603 You know scrub off some of that make-up and tone down that bleached blonde hair. 267 00:15:27,604 --> 00:15:29,344 You look like a cheap whore! 268 00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,444 I am a cheap whore. 269 00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:33,444 Oh yeah. I forgot. 270 00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,139 Gotcha! 271 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,540 Shut up Cuddles! 272 00:15:42,972 --> 00:15:47,007 You probably don't realize this, but you're sitting in my chair. 273 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,625 - So? - So this. 274 00:15:50,874 --> 00:15:53,885 Did you see that! That cow just hit me! 275 00:15:53,942 --> 00:15:56,860 - She's not a cow. - Thank you, Chode. 276 00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:59,540 Cows have a quiet dignity and serve a purpose. 277 00:15:59,615 --> 00:16:00,615 Jackass! 278 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:02,380 Let's not drag your mother into this. 279 00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:06,275 Bob, you're supposed to be one of the fastest ships in the galaxy, how 'bout proven' it. 280 00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:08,144 I'm, already bustin' my nuts as it is. 281 00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:11,055 You know my therapist says you always make me feel like I'm failing. 282 00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:14,116 Oh he's full o' crap! I don't make you feel like you're failing. 283 00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:18,092 It's all in your head. But apparently you failed to see that. 284 00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,606 He's got a tractor beam on us! 285 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:25,564 What the hell?... 286 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,818 Surrender Dorothy! 287 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,493 Who's Dorothy? 288 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,025 That's the name on your ship. 289 00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:39,862 That's the last time I let Gus paint the shuttle. 290 00:16:39,912 --> 00:16:42,716 Uh, I must warn you this ship is... 291 00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:45,487 loaded with explosives, and if pushed 292 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:48,523 we will detonate them destroying both our ships! 293 00:16:48,623 --> 00:16:52,240 Yeah right. Tractor beam back on. 294 00:16:53,587 --> 00:16:56,769 Once a slave always a slave. 295 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,525 You two are gonna learn that the hard way. 296 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,773 Well this is goodbye. 297 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,149 I told you I'd never let them reprogram me. 298 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:09,077 I'm not going back either. I'm going to end it here with you. 299 00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:10,444 That isn't logical. 300 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,166 No it isn't, is it? 301 00:17:18,783 --> 00:17:21,092 Six! Six! Are you alright? 302 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:23,409 Yes captain. 303 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,288 But the bounty hunter has us in his tractor beam. 304 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:29,224 Yeah, well that son-of-a-bitch ain't the only one with a tractor beam. 305 00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:31,978 We got ours locked on you too. 306 00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:36,391 Well that takes the cake! 307 00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:40,818 Here I am worried sick about you and you're busy getting that g-string gigolo off. 308 00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,948 I outta have my tentacles examined! 309 00:17:43,015 --> 00:17:45,223 Chode, there's a wounded android here. 310 00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:46,768 That was him moaning. 311 00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:50,320 Oh... then never mind what I just said. 312 00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:54,856 I barely gave you a thought. I just happened to be comin' this way and what do ya know, 313 00:17:54,857 --> 00:17:56,775 heh, heh, here you are! 314 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,673 Chode, this is Ten. 315 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:03,150 Looks like a Five to me. Oops. Gotta go. 316 00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:06,271 What's going on?! 317 00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:10,743 I haven't been banged like this since spring break on Chlamydia 69. 318 00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,034 I thought your ad said you were brand new? 319 00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:15,716 Well I am new... to this ship. 320 00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:19,284 Don't worry sweetheart, I'm here to protect you. 321 00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:25,146 Yeah. Thanks. You're my hero. 322 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,185 I can't friggin' hold on much longer. 323 00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:30,167 Either we're gonna come apart, or the shuttle, or both! 324 00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:31,751 I'm thinkin! I'm thinkin'! 325 00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:34,468 Why am I strangely not comforted by that statement? 326 00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:38,825 If we could somehow get him to let go for a second or two, would that be enough? 327 00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:40,895 I'd have you half way across the galaxy. 328 00:18:41,906 --> 00:18:44,883 T'Nuk, Gus, download me a bio on this guy. 329 00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:50,518 Are you Francis Bobafett the third? 330 00:18:50,635 --> 00:18:51,393 Yeah. 331 00:18:51,518 --> 00:18:53,680 Do you live at 32 Bluebird lane? 332 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:54,600 Yeah? 333 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,538 Congratulations! 334 00:18:56,539 --> 00:19:01,525 You've just won one million dollars in the Galactic Publisher's Clearinghouse! 335 00:19:01,698 --> 00:19:02,570 I have? 336 00:19:02,656 --> 00:19:04,306 Yes you have! 337 00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:06,100 Oh my god! 338 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,309 I've never won anything in my life! 339 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,020 Look I've got goosebumps! 340 00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:13,701 So long sucker! 341 00:19:13,816 --> 00:19:14,938 Huh? 342 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:20,853 Well, give it a try. 343 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,915 Good as new! 344 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,718 Watch it pal, my door doesn't swing that way. 345 00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:32,639 We can't thank you enough, captain, for what you did for us. 346 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,958 Hey, I feel... gratitude. 347 00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,894 Feel anything else and you're gonna get a fat lip buster. 348 00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:39,122 The space cab is here. 349 00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:42,062 You boys sure you have to run off so fast? 350 00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:45,685 I know a lovely lady who'd pay a pretty penny 351 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,832 for an x-rated lap dance. 352 00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,117 Gotta go. 353 00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:52,156 Really gotta go. 354 00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:54,136 That's right, don't keep a cab waiting. 355 00:19:54,286 --> 00:19:56,082 - Will you write? - No. 356 00:19:56,156 --> 00:19:57,482 - Will you call? - Never. 357 00:19:57,515 --> 00:19:59,962 - Maybe the occasional e-mail? - Not a chance. 358 00:20:02,212 --> 00:20:06,052 Okay! My first girlfriend! Yes! 359 00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:07,856 So where will you go? 360 00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:10,587 There's an opening for a Salsa Teacher on Oinata 7. 361 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:13,109 Why don't you come with me? It'll be like old times. 362 00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:15,848 I'm sorry. I'm not that same android anymore. 363 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:17,752 I need to explore my humanity. 364 00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:19,663 What?! You're still here! 365 00:20:19,664 --> 00:20:21,988 Take care. So long. Good bye. Adios! 366 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:27,580 I'm not trying to be noble, but it doesn't take much to see 367 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:32,248 that the problems of two sex slaves don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 368 00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:35,245 You're right. I wouldn't even call it a hill. More like a pimple. 369 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:37,880 We both know Chode needs me. 370 00:20:37,881 --> 00:20:41,783 I'm part of his work. The thing that keeps him going. 371 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:45,370 Are you hittin' me up for a raise? Cuz' the answer's no'! 372 00:20:45,425 --> 00:20:46,856 Here's looking at you, kid. 373 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,607 Time's up. Looks over. Beat it! 374 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:51,207 We'll always have Paris. 375 00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:55,243 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 376 00:20:55,244 --> 00:20:58,703 Who the hell is Paris? Is this some other jerk I gotta be worried about? 377 00:20:58,848 --> 00:21:00,526 No, Chode. 378 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,854 Come on. Let's give those tentacles a workout