1 00:00:21,394 --> 00:00:22,585 It wasn't me. 2 00:00:36,294 --> 00:00:38,855 Oh jeez, this is murder! Oh. You're killin' me! 3 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,554 Hey, no pain, no gain. 4 00:00:40,555 --> 00:00:44,314 And I'm gonna gain me a bundle off this black market coco butter. 5 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:47,198 Theoretically, as space is a weightless environment, 6 00:00:47,199 --> 00:00:48,955 towing a freight car full of bricks 7 00:00:48,999 --> 00:00:51,108 should be no harder than towing a bag of feathers. 8 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:54,226 Whoever came up with that theory never had a trailer hitch stuck up their ass. 9 00:00:54,227 --> 00:00:55,254 How much further?! 10 00:00:55,687 --> 00:00:58,419 We're almost there. It's the planet Bele Lokai. 11 00:00:58,420 --> 00:00:59,281 Just up ahead. 12 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:04,865 Is that the planet where the women screw each other while the men just watch and whack off? 13 00:01:04,948 --> 00:01:10,986 Nooo, it's the resort planet with continual sunshine on one side, and continual darkness on the other. 14 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:12,294 Oh... big deal. 15 00:01:12,361 --> 00:01:15,126 Gus sweetie, it's time for the entertainment news! 16 00:01:15,127 --> 00:01:16,455 Nancy O'Delta's on! 17 00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:19,063 Gus sweetie? Since when are you so nice to gus? 18 00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:22,738 Since he showed me how to plug my vibrator into the warp core. 19 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:26,397 So that's why the damn lights keep goin' on and off all night. 20 00:01:26,752 --> 00:01:27,981 Good evening everybody. 21 00:01:27,982 --> 00:01:31,894 How often do the leaders of the Dark Clowns and the Confederation find themselves 22 00:01:31,895 --> 00:01:34,309 vacationing on the same planet? Well don't tell them, 23 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:37,356 but our sources say it's happening right now on Bele Lokai, 24 00:01:37,357 --> 00:01:40,968 where Confederation Commander Adam and Dark Clown Overlord Darph Bobo 25 00:01:40,969 --> 00:01:44,581 are vacationing with their families. As always, they're on opposite sides. 26 00:01:44,682 --> 00:01:46,932 Wouldn't they make a cute couple?! 27 00:01:47,014 --> 00:01:50,664 Sure. Adam and Bobo have been trying to screw each other for years. 28 00:01:50,747 --> 00:01:53,974 I mean their kids. They'd be adorable together. 29 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:57,530 Pardonnez-moi, but they've got absolutely nothing in common, 30 00:01:57,531 --> 00:02:00,950 other than both their fathers being bloodthirsty, power-mad tyrants. 31 00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:02,367 And complete jerkoffs! 32 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:04,099 I think it'd be romantic. 33 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,493 You know..."love conquers all". 34 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,924 It's just like the play I'm reading, Romeo and Juliet. 35 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:13,068 Is that true, uncle Chode? Does love conquer all? 36 00:02:13,108 --> 00:02:15,272 Sure kid. Ask any hooker. 37 00:02:15,772 --> 00:02:19,613 In other news, two more nominees were announced for the intergalactic peace prize. 38 00:02:19,614 --> 00:02:22,727 Tomaso Fasanella and Antoinette Agostino. 39 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:26,869 Beside the honor, the winner of the peace prize will receive one million kronigs in gold. 40 00:02:26,985 --> 00:02:28,869 A million kronigs for what?! 41 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:31,296 Just for gettin' a couple of suckers to shake hands? 42 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,923 I know. It's so easy. For example, 43 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:38,737 some dumbass could play matchmaker with Commander Adam's son and Darph Bobo's daughter, 44 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:42,429 which would force the Dark Clowns and the Confederation to stop their war. 45 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:47,141 And all that peace prize loot would be theirs for the takin'! 46 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:49,873 I'm that dumbass! 47 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:52,738 Ooh no! I'm the dumbass that thought of it! 48 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,864 But I'm the dumbass that could pull it off! 49 00:02:54,931 --> 00:02:59,131 But pound for pound, I'm a bigger dumbass than you'll ever be! 50 00:02:59,225 --> 00:03:00,060 You're both right. 51 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,839 But may I remind you that we're a band of smugglers, not matchmakers. 52 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:10,193 And right now we have a load of coco butter that... is floating past the ship and into the Bele Lokai sun? 53 00:03:12,889 --> 00:03:14,156 Bob?! 54 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,509 I just let go for a minute. 55 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:17,527 That's outer space for ya'. 56 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:21,914 It would appear, captain, that matchmaking may indeed be our only option. 57 00:03:21,915 --> 00:03:24,241 We'll have to repay the cost of the lost cargo. 58 00:03:24,324 --> 00:03:29,364 Well that settles it. We're gonna get those two teens from opposite sides of the universe to fall in love! 59 00:03:29,365 --> 00:03:31,998 It'll all end happily, like Romeo and Juliet! 60 00:03:32,098 --> 00:03:34,378 Romeo and juliet die at the end of the play? 61 00:03:34,462 --> 00:03:37,262 Thanks for ruining the ending, bigmouth! 62 00:03:37,362 --> 00:03:39,744 Bob? Set a course for Bele Lokai. 63 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:43,555 Operation "love conquers all" begins now! 64 00:04:08,554 --> 00:04:12,239 Are you dancing or checking the strength of the floorboards? 65 00:04:12,399 --> 00:04:16,032 Who are you to talk? You can't even do the robot, ya spaz. 66 00:04:17,816 --> 00:04:19,066 Hey there. 67 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,756 Cheese it, assface. 68 00:04:21,863 --> 00:04:23,884 Maybe you got the wrong impression. 69 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,639 Well, maybe. 70 00:04:42,608 --> 00:04:46,358 You have to listen... just a minute... I want to put you on T.V. 71 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,203 I've been on T.V. Before. 72 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:51,950 My daddy's Darph Bobo. The Darph Bobo. 73 00:04:52,713 --> 00:04:55,346 Who? Should I know that name? 74 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:58,669 The supreme commander of the Dark Clown Empire. 75 00:04:58,763 --> 00:04:59,697 Really? 76 00:04:59,898 --> 00:05:03,011 I had no idea when I chose you totally at random. 77 00:05:03,111 --> 00:05:06,993 Did you tell her it's a reality show called "Love Conquers All"? 78 00:05:06,994 --> 00:05:11,763 Two teens, a box of condoms, and a love they said that could never be. 79 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:13,835 It sounds like a load of crap! 80 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:17,680 Well of course it's crap, that's what makes it great T.V.! 81 00:05:17,764 --> 00:05:20,046 My mother, who's an unbelievable bitch, 82 00:05:20,047 --> 00:05:23,936 would die of embarrassment if I went on a show like that. 83 00:05:23,976 --> 00:05:25,754 I'll do it. 84 00:05:29,061 --> 00:05:31,941 Would you please tell this man I'm not gay?! 85 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,901 Sure... later. 86 00:05:45,942 --> 00:05:47,172 Excuse me, son... 87 00:05:48,404 --> 00:05:49,926 Keep walking, perv. 88 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:51,856 I think you've got the wrong idea. I mean, 89 00:05:51,857 --> 00:05:54,409 I am a pervert, but that's not why I'm talking to you. 90 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:56,177 So? What can I do for you? 91 00:05:56,277 --> 00:05:58,477 It's what we can do for you. 92 00:05:58,478 --> 00:06:01,514 How would you like to be a tv star, young man? 93 00:06:01,573 --> 00:06:02,876 Fuck off cow face! 94 00:06:04,334 --> 00:06:07,049 Why you rotten little pimple factory! 95 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:09,267 For two cents, I'd rearrange your... 96 00:06:09,358 --> 00:06:12,179 ...future. Your bright shiny future! 97 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:16,125 As the star of a reality series called "Love Conquers All." 98 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:18,287 Not interested, "three eyes". 99 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:21,990 I know what it is. 100 00:06:21,991 --> 00:06:26,688 Mr. Cool here has to ask mommy and daddy's permission. 101 00:06:27,918 --> 00:06:30,467 Daddy, can I be on T.V? 102 00:06:30,468 --> 00:06:34,489 No? Ok, I'll just go sit in my highchair 103 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:36,701 till I grow some balls. 104 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:38,650 Hey, nobody tells me what to do! 105 00:06:38,651 --> 00:06:42,625 If I wanna be on a reality tv show, I'll be on a reality tv show. 106 00:06:42,692 --> 00:06:45,125 You da man, kid! Sign here. 107 00:06:48,371 --> 00:06:52,436 From a L to a O, to the V, to the E 108 00:06:52,437 --> 00:06:55,436 just c'mon boy LOVE is what you'll see 109 00:06:55,512 --> 00:06:58,029 I thought I told you to flush that monkey down the toilet! 110 00:06:58,112 --> 00:07:00,695 I tried! But he came back up. 111 00:07:02,961 --> 00:07:04,950 De plane, boss, de plane. 112 00:07:05,119 --> 00:07:06,002 Wrong show. 113 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:08,813 Greetings and welcome aboard, Miss Babette. 114 00:07:09,810 --> 00:07:13,759 This is a really nice dump you've got here. 115 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,359 I don't see any cameras. 116 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,195 That's because they're all hidden. 117 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:22,181 That's right. We want you to appear as natural as possible. 118 00:07:22,364 --> 00:07:25,030 That's ok, as long as I look hot. 119 00:07:25,031 --> 00:07:27,728 What's the nicest room in this crapbox? 120 00:07:27,997 --> 00:07:30,028 We have you assigned to the Lido Deck. 121 00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:31,928 Why do I have to give up my room? 122 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:35,730 Gus, perhaps you could carry Babette's bag to her room? 123 00:07:35,829 --> 00:07:38,252 But I'm supposed to be 'doc'! You're Gopher. 124 00:07:38,302 --> 00:07:39,753 Just do it! 125 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:43,771 May I take your bag, ma'am? 126 00:07:43,868 --> 00:07:45,351 This is my purse. 127 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:49,737 Those are my bags. 128 00:07:51,121 --> 00:07:52,190 Oh... I never... 129 00:07:53,177 --> 00:07:54,985 Wrong... show... 130 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:03,129 And here's the universe's most eligible bachelor... 131 00:08:06,815 --> 00:08:08,709 I always wondered if that would work. 132 00:08:08,793 --> 00:08:10,365 Yes well, Whip, 133 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:13,135 escort our guest to my, I mean... his quarters 134 00:08:13,136 --> 00:08:15,406 and show him where I keep my munchie stash. 135 00:08:15,553 --> 00:08:17,170 Dy-no-mite! 136 00:08:17,253 --> 00:08:20,434 Wrong show! Get a fucking clue! 137 00:08:22,529 --> 00:08:26,511 And now, let the fireworks begin. 138 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,611 I can't believe how badly this is going! 139 00:08:30,612 --> 00:08:32,475 They've been in there six hours and nothing! 140 00:08:32,492 --> 00:08:34,267 Well, you know what they say... 141 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:38,538 you can lead a horse to water, but you can't get over how big its genitals are. 142 00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:41,059 Or something like that. 143 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:43,819 Well, if it's true that love conquers all, 144 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,532 maybe you're making it too easy. 145 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:48,957 Maybe the problem is you're not giving them any obstacles to overcome. 146 00:08:49,036 --> 00:08:52,468 Six, you sweet piece of ass-tute observation. 147 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,338 You're right! I'm going in! 148 00:08:55,182 --> 00:08:58,732 Ok, you two, show's over, there's been a big mistake: 149 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:02,486 I knew that you Babette were Darph Bobo's daughter, cuz ya told me, 150 00:09:02,487 --> 00:09:05,195 but I had no idea that Adam 12 here 151 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:08,679 was Commander Adam's son or we'd never have allowed this. 152 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,017 What's the difference? 153 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:11,698 The difference is, in all the universe, 154 00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:13,481 you are each the one person 155 00:09:13,482 --> 00:09:15,981 the other can never ever have. 156 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:20,516 What are you saying, that we can't be together? 157 00:09:20,566 --> 00:09:23,376 No! Never! Your parents would never tolerate it! 158 00:09:23,377 --> 00:09:26,797 It's sad, yes, but yours is a love that can never be! 159 00:09:26,798 --> 00:09:28,647 Please say your goodbyes immediately; 160 00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:31,331 you must be separated to please your parents. 161 00:09:32,035 --> 00:09:34,168 What if we don't want to be separated? 162 00:09:34,256 --> 00:09:37,322 I'm sorry, you must understand, no matter how much you want to be together, 163 00:09:37,323 --> 00:09:38,623 it's forbidden! 164 00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:41,541 Like say smokin' or drinkin' or screwin' 165 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:43,834 or anything else that's fun and proof of adulthood. 166 00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:46,584 Our parents can't keep us apart if we want to be together! 167 00:09:46,651 --> 00:09:47,684 That's right. 168 00:09:47,784 --> 00:09:49,191 Sorry, no. 169 00:09:49,192 --> 00:09:53,262 It's more than just your parents: The whole galaxy wants to keep you apart. No, 170 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:56,499 I'm very sorry, but you never should have met. 171 00:09:56,565 --> 00:10:00,399 But we have met, and nobody can do anything about it. 172 00:10:00,491 --> 00:10:01,607 So get lost! 173 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:04,077 Well, if you think I'm going to leave the two of you alone 174 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:07,660 to prove you can defy the universe with your love, guess again. 175 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,016 Get out! 176 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:14,098 As you like. But remember, you must not have drunken casual sex! 177 00:10:14,718 --> 00:10:17,083 By the way, there's a bottle of champagne over there. 178 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,184 Don't drink it or else! 179 00:10:28,803 --> 00:10:29,775 Captain... 180 00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:32,624 Ah, I suppose you saw my work in there. 181 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:37,994 At a loss for words? Try "brilliant". Or maybe "inspired". 182 00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:40,161 Captain, we received a transmission... 183 00:10:40,227 --> 00:10:41,256 - Not now, Six... - But... 184 00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:44,959 I did it! It's because of me that they're in there right now. 185 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,270 Babette and Adam 12, I worked them like puppets. 186 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:50,438 They're even dumber than their old men! 187 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:52,949 Captain, you really need to know... 188 00:10:53,811 --> 00:10:56,206 I'd like to see the look on Darph Bobo's face 189 00:10:56,207 --> 00:11:00,081 if he knew that Commander Adam's idiot son was in there playing 190 00:11:00,082 --> 00:11:04,369 "that's not my belly button, that's not my finger" with his darling little Babette. 191 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,948 CHODE!!! 192 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:10,240 Chode... if you don't return my daughter to me right now, 193 00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:14,659 I'm going to throw your sorry ass into a blender 194 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:19,714 and make a hundred cream pies outta your putrid purple guts! 195 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,530 Oh yeah? Well Chode, 196 00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:25,693 if you don't return my son right now, I'm going to upload you into a virtual video game called 197 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:28,576 "Torture Chode until he begs for the sweet relief of death". 198 00:11:28,659 --> 00:11:29,742 But fellas... 199 00:11:29,743 --> 00:11:32,631 you know what they say... love conquers all. 200 00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:35,760 You imbecile. Where did you hear that? 201 00:11:37,371 --> 00:11:40,754 Your love of your own ass better conquer all, crapsack. 202 00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:44,139 But if your children got together, you'd have to resolve your differences. 203 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:46,061 There would be peace in the universe. 204 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:48,075 Who the hell wants that? 205 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:51,826 Yeah, we'd both be out of a job and home with our wives all day! 206 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:57,662 The only peace I want is a bloody piece of you! 207 00:11:57,663 --> 00:12:00,082 Now, give us back our kids! 208 00:12:00,132 --> 00:12:02,332 ... Or you're dead meat!!! 209 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,915 Kids! Jokes over! 210 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,992 You're both radioactive! Opposite sides of the room, please. 211 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:12,765 We've got to decontaminate! Uh? 212 00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:18,536 . 213 00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:24,921 They're gone. Bob? Where are they? 214 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,945 They left in my space shuttle. At least I think it was them. I was taking a leak. 215 00:12:28,045 --> 00:12:29,485 Well, we got to get 'em back. 216 00:12:29,545 --> 00:12:31,541 Well, it shouldn't be hard to find them: 217 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,006 They could only have gone anywhere in the universe. 218 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,503 God I hate young love! 219 00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:38,861 Now, where would a self centered little tramp 220 00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:42,791 and her spoiled ratfink scumbag boyfriend hide out? 221 00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:46,446 Captain, I've come up with some coordinates based on their magnetic trail, 222 00:12:46,447 --> 00:12:50,609 it appears they have landed in a rain forest area of Bele Lokai. 223 00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:53,283 Ok, we have to beam down a landing party to ferret them out. 224 00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:54,405 To the transporter! 225 00:12:54,455 --> 00:12:58,046 If they don't come willingly, I say we fire some warning shots... 226 00:12:58,047 --> 00:13:00,140 ... into their heads. 227 00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:03,996 Incoming transmission. 228 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:04,933 Not now! 229 00:13:05,096 --> 00:13:06,795 Yes, now. 230 00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:08,803 Chode, do you hear that? 231 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:12,795 How can you be such a complete ass and so half assed at the same time? 232 00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:15,728 You're a contradiction in derogatory terms! 233 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:19,465 I only married you cuz you were knocked-up with my brat! 234 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,018 So shut your pie hole bitch! 235 00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:25,885 And get off my back! Sorry you people had to see that. 236 00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:29,768 We're in counseling. Where was I? Oh yeah. 237 00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:32,284 Where is my daughter, Chode? 238 00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:36,733 I'm having two cast-iron clown shoes made to order. 239 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:41,601 You have two hours to return her or you're gonna be wearin' em! 240 00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:44,481 Oh yeah? Well if I die, at least 241 00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:47,540 I will never have to lay eyes on that ugly smear you call your face. 242 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:50,161 You look like the inside of a crayon-eating baby's diaper. 243 00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:52,678 Just because I turned off the screen 244 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:58,461 doesn't mean I can't hear what you're saying, you purple snotrag! 245 00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:08,101 This rainforest stinks! 246 00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:10,270 Sorry, beans for lunch. 247 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:13,237 The growth is thicker than T'Nuk's backhair; 248 00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:14,730 I don't know how we're going to locate... 249 00:14:17,992 --> 00:14:19,828 You're the Captain, do something. 250 00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:22,049 A captain goes down with the ship, fine, 251 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:24,726 but in the rainforest, it's everyone for themselves. 252 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:32,563 Ahem! I have a name, you know. It's T'Nuk. 253 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:37,125 Keep going, don't stop, big boy. 254 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:50,529 Just my luck. He's married. 255 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,617 Crush me with your foot do not! 256 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:56,868 Who are you? 257 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,781 Shmoda I am. 258 00:14:58,782 --> 00:15:01,404 Looking for the young couple you come, yes? 259 00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:02,975 Yes! Where are they? 260 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:09,125 Fun with her I will have if help you I do, yes? 261 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,699 Backwards you talk and piss me off much it does. 262 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,373 No you will not have fun with her. Where are they? 263 00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:20,874 We're either within a couple hundred yards or a couple hundred miles. 264 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,785 Either way, we're very close, in space terms. 265 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,050 Alright, alright, you win. Now where are they? 266 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,936 Turn around you should. 267 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:40,251 Hello, everyone! Look how Adam and I defied the whole galaxy! 268 00:15:40,378 --> 00:15:43,912 How can we ever thank you all for helping our love triumph? 269 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,513 Funny you should ask. 270 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:48,250 I think the best thank you would be to agree to separate, 271 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:51,176 go back to your folks, and never see each other again. 272 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,876 Ok, what's the second-best way for us to thank you? 273 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,875 Hey, you're too special to settle for second-best. 274 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,903 Ok, let's take you back to your parents. 275 00:15:59,944 --> 00:16:03,481 We can't go back, captain, we're in love. 276 00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:06,618 It has conquered everything and everyone between us. 277 00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:10,142 Uh, kids, love is a hormonally-induced illusion. 278 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:14,938 Babette, someday you'll look at Adam and wonder why you ever settled for the failure he's become. 279 00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:17,865 And Adam, someday soon you'll want to stick a photon ray in your mouth 280 00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:20,664 just to escape the sound of her voice once and for all. 281 00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:25,675 Oh you're wrong. Our love will defiantly last forever. 282 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:28,363 Then it can surely stand a trial separation 283 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,517 take some time apart for the rest of your lives 284 00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:33,477 and see how you feel long after I die of natural causes. 285 00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:36,041 Then, if you want to get back together, great. Ok? 286 00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:39,575 Hey, you're captain of a ship; doesn't that mean you can marry us? 287 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:43,147 This negotiation is headed in the entirely wrong direction!! 288 00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:45,717 Everybody get down! 289 00:16:52,168 --> 00:16:55,459 Great, the Clowns have tracked our coordinates! What else could go wrong? 290 00:16:58,682 --> 00:17:02,410 Adam! Adam! Young man, come out this instant! 291 00:17:02,411 --> 00:17:08,278 Just because your father was a big disappointment doesn't mean you have to turn out to be one too! 292 00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:13,909 Where are they? 293 00:17:16,399 --> 00:17:17,382 What does it say? 294 00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:20,664 "Dear everyone, we know our parents will never allow us to be together 295 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,798 we'd rather make the ultimate sacrifice than be apart. Signed, Babette and Adam." 296 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,235 Where could they have gone? 297 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:31,537 No way to tell. There's just this path here leading off to that smoking volcano in the distance. 298 00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:34,890 I don't see anywhere they could make an ultimate sacrifi... 299 00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:48,638 Do you two kids really want to do this for love? 300 00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:51,589 You're young! You've got so much to live for! 301 00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:54,502 We're sick of our parents telling us what we can't do: 302 00:17:54,503 --> 00:17:57,905 Don't sneak out! Don't take money out of my wallet! 303 00:17:57,906 --> 00:18:01,007 Don't throw yourself in a volcano for love! 304 00:18:01,074 --> 00:18:03,689 Yeah bur think of me! I'm still relatively young! 305 00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,460 I've got so much to live for! 306 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,436 Dude, our love is too strong to not be willing to sacrifice you too! 307 00:18:09,437 --> 00:18:11,214 It's bigger than the three of us! 308 00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:15,238 Totally! Your death will be ennobled by our love! 309 00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:18,176 You'd be lucky to die for our love, fatface! 310 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,154 You're making a big mistake! 311 00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:23,505 Think of what you're leaving behind! 312 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:27,663 Leaving behind a world without my hottie Babette is easy to do! 313 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:32,117 I'm happy for us, but sad for the world we leave behind, 314 00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:35,813 diminished by the loss of a love such as ours! 315 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,740 Think about your trust funds!! 316 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:38,753 Adam!? 317 00:18:52,948 --> 00:18:56,990 And how your little brother and sister will get all of your money! 318 00:18:58,494 --> 00:18:59,260 Later. 319 00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:00,577 So later. 320 00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:06,025 You have got a lot of nerve making me make your jackass father search all over the planet for you! 321 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,567 I found him, didn't I? 322 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:12,487 I found him. You couldn't find Waldo in a bin full of Waldo dolls. 323 00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:14,913 Here she is, you simpering idiot! 324 00:19:14,914 --> 00:19:17,289 Do I have to do everything myself? 325 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:23,412 You're as useless as a crotchless chastity belt! Go get that for me, would you? 326 00:19:24,558 --> 00:19:26,658 - Get out of my sight!! - Get out of my sight!! 327 00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:33,832 Don't worry, be gentle with her I will. 328 00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:40,153 Babette and Adam 12 are returned, and I'm safe. 329 00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:41,508 I'm safe! 330 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,980 Don't rub it in. 331 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:48,055 I was ready to pour my life savings into tokens for the "Torture Chode" game. 332 00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,373 I have to say, I'm disappointed. 333 00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:52,987 Six, I thought you'd be glad that I'm still here. 334 00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:55,970 Wouldn't you miss the time we spend, and the laughs we share, 335 00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:59,355 the ideas we discuss and my purple pleasure plunger? 336 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,528 Of course. It's just that after all the beautiful notions, 337 00:20:02,529 --> 00:20:05,446 it's too bad that love really doesn't conquer all. 338 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,430 I don't know. Seeing Darph and Adam with their wives, they looked pretty conquered. 339 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,680 - Actually, Six, love did conquer all. - It did? 340 00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:14,358 Yeah, self-love. 341 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,674 For the love of myself, I had to break those two nitwits apart. 342 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:21,905 Still I would like to believe that there is a greater love than that. 343 00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:26,308 Oh, there is. The love of money. 344 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:30,547 Speaking of which, we're gonna need to do another freight job for some quick cash. 345 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:31,847 But... my sciatica! 346 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,728 You'll be fine. 347 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,229 I'm gonna need a better health plan. 348 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,062 You people are usin' me up like a kleenex! 349 00:20:36,324 --> 00:20:37,980 What did you have in mind, Chode? 350 00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:41,463 I know a guy who can get us a great deal on hand creme in bulk. 351 00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:43,639 Oh great! How bulky is this friggin' bulk? 352 00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:46,405 We could haul a load of hand creme to Reubenia Five. 353 00:20:46,406 --> 00:20:49,587 Demand is high, Reubinians have 6 hands. 354 00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:53,107 Demand for a load of hand creme would be even higher with the Lux Davidians. 355 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,662 How many hands do they have? 356 00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:57,559 Two, but they've got five peckers. 357 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,988 These frog's legs are really something. 358 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,433 Very ... Forceful-tasting.