1 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,379 So let us begin. 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:10,344 Imagine yourself on a journey to places vast and magical, 3 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:14,848 like Evanston and Pilsen and maybe, just one day, 4 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,392 maybe if we're lucky, Schaumburg. 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,980 The Original Beef of Chicagoland's franchise expansion pack 6 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:27,986 will allow for the same beautiful and majestic sandwich of Orleans Avenue 7 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,530 to be delivered throughout Illinois. 8 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,953 On behalf of myself and Chi-Chi Zucchero 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:40,249 and Chuckie DeValentino, Albert Schner and Cheese, 10 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:47,130 we promise to deliver the same bodacious Berzanno quality 11 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,840 day in and day out, 12 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:55,806 without having the nuisance of… …dining room and baskets. 13 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,350 No. 14 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,269 Stop talking, Carmen. 15 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,021 Your blue eyes will not faze me. 16 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,065 Hmm? 17 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,485 I expect your signature immediately. 18 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,538 I accept. 19 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,996 Buongiorno, Natalia. 20 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,665 Ah. Buongiorno. Grazie. 21 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,042 We alive? 22 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,377 Well, barely. 23 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,255 Tina's at the farmers market right now and it's tight, 24 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,133 but we're gonna have enough to get us through a couple days. 25 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,470 The meat deliveries are back on with a reduced order… 26 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,014 -Okay. -…and we are gonna make payroll. 27 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,182 Incredible. 28 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,935 -Yeah. -What? Not incredible? 29 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:27,147 If every night for the rest of our lives was like last night, 30 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,650 then, yes, it would be incredible. 31 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,360 What was our profit? 32 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,445 None. 33 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,529 None? 34 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:36,865 How the fuck is that even possible? 35 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,660 We got to pay people and we got to buy things. 36 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,788 We had to buy a bunch of pipes. We had to fix a wall. 37 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:47,501 Our margins are terrible. We're already at 190 a head. 38 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,877 What if we raise that? 39 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,256 190 feels like a special occasion. 200 feels out of control. 40 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,678 Hey, do you remember a couple that got engaged here? 41 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,721 Oh, yeah. Neil and I officiated it. 42 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,349 Well, they work for Pellegrino, 43 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:06,895 and they invited you to an international hospitality seminar. 44 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,356 International? 45 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,191 Where? 46 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,275 Japan. 47 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,866 Whoa. 48 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,368 Yeah. 49 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,287 So, I'll RSVP for you, okay? 50 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,998 Yeah, I got to check my schedule, um. 51 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,252 Sweeps and I are, um… 52 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,214 putting some finishing touches on the Path to Success chart, 53 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,007 and there's a host of other things that's kind of-- 54 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,092 Richard… 55 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:39,803 you should go. 56 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,098 When was the last time you were even on a plane? 57 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,102 I'll think about it. 58 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,231 Okay, you think about it and you let me know. 59 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,818 How many turns tonight? 60 00:03:58,864 --> 00:03:59,865 Incredible. 61 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,742 - Yeah, should be good. - Yep. 62 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,994 - Yeah, exactly. - Exactly. 63 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,495 I told you to do that. 64 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,955 I'm gonna… 65 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,957 - I'm gonna check the roof. - Okay. 66 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,542 - Yeah, do you need help? - No. 67 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,127 Okay, okay, okay. 68 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,920 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - No, no. I'll get that. 69 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,755 -I told you to do that. -That's what I was gonna do. 70 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,425 -I told you you just need a wrench-- -No, I did. The tape was gonna hold. 71 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,469 -No, the tape was never gonna hold. -Yes, it was. 72 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,179 -I didn't have that tool. -It can't hold anything. 73 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,597 So what actually happened? 74 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,057 Hard to say. He just kind of like fell through. 75 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,434 Who fell through? 76 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,602 Ted. 77 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,187 What was Ted doing on the roof? 78 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,273 I honestly have no idea. 79 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,400 He just kind of went off rope, you know? 80 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,612 Okay, is this everything? 81 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,071 Yes, Chef. 82 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,615 More than we had yesterday. 83 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,949 That's the goal. 84 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,075 A little more each day? 85 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,120 Yeah, but… Pfft. 86 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,124 -What? -Never mind, it's stupid. Uh, nothing. 87 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,335 Okay, no, I mean-- What? What is it? 88 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,588 Well, last night we had less to work with. 89 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,965 -Yeah. -And it kept getting worse. 90 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,343 But it was, like, the best. 91 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,512 I want to do that again. 92 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,557 -What, am I weird? -No, not at all. 93 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:13,772 And afterward, it was like… I was all hyped up. I couldn't sleep. 94 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,817 -Me too. -Yeah. 95 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,905 But then I was thinking, like, yeah, we have one arm… 96 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:26,117 …mostly two arms tied behind our backs, and we still did all right. 97 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:31,623 Right? Like, I kept thinking this is not over. 98 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,252 You can't count this out, not yet. 99 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,338 You know? We're gonna… 100 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,216 We're gonna fight, all together. 101 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,135 I like that. 102 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,890 - Me too. - Yeah… …I know. 103 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,019 I know. 104 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,980 -That's why I made you my CDC. -That's it. 105 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,439 Well, that's it. 106 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,067 Morning. 107 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,280 Look who it is. 108 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,868 Where did that bench come from? 109 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,161 Basement. Plumbers brought it out. 110 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,958 May I sit? 111 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,042 You may. 112 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,890 -I'm sorry I didn't tell you-- -I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself. 113 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:35,854 You know… 114 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,399 I got… 115 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,775 On one side of my brain, 116 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,945 you know, like, the business side, side is not so hot right now, 117 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,740 I keep thinking, you know, "This nephew of mine, 118 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,910 he really ran this business of mine into the fucking ground." 119 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,077 You know, upsetting to me. 120 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,079 -I know. I know. That's… -Hold on, hold on. 121 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,583 I got some real anger there, you know. 122 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:02,672 Some, like, hot fucking lightning-bolt- flying-out-of-my-cock anger, 123 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,132 and I don't think that's out of line. 124 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:09,471 You know, again, as somebody who invested in you, right? 125 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,600 And got fucked up and down the street, right? 126 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,646 Now, to be clear, that was my decision, right, 127 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:23,443 to enter this colorful world of fucking food service fuckery. 128 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,404 So as far as I'm concerned, that's on me, that's my problem, all right? 129 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:28,865 Which kind of point… 130 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:32,410 I mean, that's not the side of my brain 131 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,580 from whence I told you to go fuck yourself. 132 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,918 Sorry, which part of your brain told me to go fuck myself? 133 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,796 The other side. 134 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,633 The side where I, um… 135 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,179 I just love you so fucking much. 136 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,559 Carm, I don't… 137 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,187 …I don't want you to give up on things. 138 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,564 All right? 139 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,944 You can't stop doing something just because it's hard, you know, 140 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,822 or your fucking uncle's mad at you or you're sad. 141 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,493 And we got a real serious quitting problem in this family. 142 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:16,037 Not the freaking kumbaya restaurant family. 143 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,206 -I'm talking about our family, you know. -I hear you. 144 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:22,585 I have quit… …every job I ever tried, 145 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,796 every single fucking one of them, yep. 146 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,881 I'm not interested in a fucking thing. 147 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,469 You know, I just follow the money, which is such a solid strategy. 148 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,097 Because look at how fucking broke I am now. 149 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,808 Again, not your fault, my fault. 150 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,687 I am so fucking broke… 151 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,398 …I have to rely on the good graces 152 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:49,154 of that blue-chip investment firm of Computer, Cheese 153 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,032 and fuck my ass to stake me with Ebra. 154 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,286 Okay? That's where I'm at, right? So no quitting shit. 155 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,621 Sorry, what about Ebra? 156 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,792 He said he was gonna talk to you. 157 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,003 He didn't talk to you? Some fucking franchise idea. 158 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,796 What do you mean? For The Bear? 159 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,922 No, The Beef. 160 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:11,384 Ghost kitchens in the suburbs, whatever the fuck that means. 161 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,931 Fuck me. That's… 162 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,852 That's really smart. 163 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,396 It is? 164 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,606 Yeah, it is. 165 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,823 Look, Uncle J, everything you're saying… 166 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,701 I agree with. 167 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,954 Okay, everything you're saying… 168 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,666 That's why I have to leave. 169 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,296 Well, Lee was right. 170 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,215 Whoa. 171 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,928 First time in a long span of history anybody ever said that. 172 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,012 Yeah. 173 00:09:56,846 --> 00:10:00,391 Now, what was that rat-faced little butt zit right about? 174 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,147 To break patterns, you have to break patterns. 175 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:08,983 Wow. 176 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,319 Fucking fancy. 177 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,496 You know, this place is gonna be okay. 178 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,581 Oh, my God, now you're scaring me again. 179 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,418 She's the real deal. 180 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,672 I-I-I know that. The fucking restaurants are not. 181 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,340 This one is. 182 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,218 How do you know, young man? 183 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,888 Well, I've been in a few of them. 184 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,312 -Can I ask you a question? -Hmm. 185 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:50,984 If I want to get with DD, 186 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,735 do I gotta ask for your fucking hand or something? 187 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,195 -I'm not talking to you about this. -Come on. 188 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,322 -I'm trying to do the right thing. -I'm not talking to you about this. 189 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,574 I just want to take her to fucking dinner. 190 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,160 Hey, thanks so much for getting back to me. I'm-- 191 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,245 Oh, yeah? 192 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:06,666 Well, um, like, I know I called you guys and I left some messages, 193 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,627 but I actually found a job as a sommelier. 194 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,381 I-I know, I know. It's crazy, man. It's like a family place. 195 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,134 Been there forever. I start today, so… 196 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,220 No, no, I feel good about it. I feel good about it. 197 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,638 So, I'm gonna give it a shot, 198 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,682 but I really appreciate you looking out for me, man. 199 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,018 And I'm sorry if I let you down in any kind of way, 200 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,270 but I'll let you know if I can send somebody your way. 201 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,564 Thanks again, man. 202 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,195 -Ready for tonight? -Hell yeah, man. 203 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,654 -Let's go. -Gonna crush it. 204 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,947 -Yes, sir. -Yeah. 205 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:43,369 Okay, so this basically has you prepped for the next five days, 206 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:47,457 and you follow this, like, Monday morning sandbag guide. 207 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,210 You'll be flying this operation solo. 208 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,294 Cool. 209 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,130 Can we double down on brioche? 210 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,674 -Yeah, can we please actually? -Yeah. 211 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,844 No one needs to watch Carmy hitting that buzzer-beater again. 212 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,387 No, no. 213 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,890 That was inspiring and embarrassing. 214 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,269 It's not even the craziest thing I've seen him do. 215 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,190 I don't even wanna know. 216 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,400 Oh, man. Fuck me. 217 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,032 Come on. 218 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,916 -Yo, shut the door. -Hey, what are you-- 219 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,709 What are you doing? 220 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,837 What the fuck? I think I'm fucking having a panic attack. 221 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,757 Shit, uh… 222 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,887 -You want me to leave? -Nah, just, uh, be quiet. 223 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,181 Okay. 224 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,853 Um… 225 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,985 What are you thinking about? 226 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,071 I don't know. All kinds of shit. 227 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,408 Death. I don't know. Fu… 228 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,078 Right, but, um… 229 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,541 Like, what do you think first gave you the feeling that started it? 230 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,337 I can go to Japan. 231 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,177 Richie, that's fucking amazing. 232 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,350 Never been on a plane. 233 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,939 You've never been on a plane. 234 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,276 Nah. 235 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,113 That's, um… 236 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,866 -That's scary. -Yeah. 237 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,536 That makes sense. Planes are the fucking worst. 238 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:53,082 Yeah, you're the fucking absolute worst at this shit. 239 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,584 No, no. I just, I mean that-- 240 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,336 Carmen, you've flown fucking everywhere. Tell me something that's helpful. 241 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,881 -I just mean the airports fucking suck. -Fuck it. Just get Tina. 242 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,924 -Sorry, just wait. -Please, just get Tina for me. 243 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,136 Wait. Okay, look, flying's okay. 244 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,346 Airports fucking suck, right? 245 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,516 That's-That's where the anxiety is. That's where all the people are. 246 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:14,228 That's what makes you feel kind of bad. The flying part's… 247 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,814 Yeah. 248 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,900 Yeah, that's true, isn't it? 249 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,111 Yeah, the flying part's actually all right. 250 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,196 It's like… 251 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,824 kind of peaceful actually. 252 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:29,827 -You know. -I could see that. 253 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,412 Yeah, you're like in your own world. 254 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,166 You'll listen to music. 255 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,378 I mean, I just listen to audiobooks, but… 256 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,132 -You can listen to that. -I could listen to that, yeah. 257 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,217 Yeah, for sure. 258 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,685 You think there's something else too? 259 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,570 I don't know, uh… 260 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,245 I don't know, I, um… 261 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:19,502 For me, you know, my anxiety sometimes, uh, 262 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:24,090 it would come up when I felt like I was, you know, leaving, like, a safe zone. 263 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:29,512 And going into what I thought might be an unsafe zone. 264 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,478 Yeah, that could be. 265 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,317 -Well, I don't know. -Yeah. 266 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,194 You could look at it kind of like a training exercise. 267 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,490 Okay. 268 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,742 -I like that. -Yeah. 269 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,911 Training exercise, like, for what? 270 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:55,955 Um… 271 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,835 I don't know, like… like, I don't know, like you're an international businessman. 272 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,965 Because actually that's, I mean, it's kind of what you are, right? 273 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,801 I mean, you're an international businessman. 274 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,595 I don't really think about myself that way, 275 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:15,433 but I do, I guess, classify as an international businessman… 276 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,061 …technically. 277 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,524 Yeah. 278 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,826 All right. 279 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,746 -Okay. -Cool. 280 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,956 -You can go leave. Thank you. -All right, yeah, absolutely. 281 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,333 -Thank you. -Anytime. 282 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,127 Fuck. 283 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,839 -Oh, God. -The door is locked, man. 284 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,008 -You gotta be kidding me right now. -The door is fucking locked. 285 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,220 - I'm kidding you. I am. I'm kidding. - Yo, yo. 286 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,305 -You fucking-- -Fuck you. 287 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,271 -Fuck out of here. -You coming out? 288 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,981 - Give me… - I'll give you a second. 289 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,275 Give me a second, give me a second, give me a second. 290 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,706 I have regained my composure. 291 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,793 This is the day I speak to Carmen. 292 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,295 Fucking-A. Look that motherfucker in the eye and tell him what's up. 293 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,839 -I agree completely. -It's impossible he says no to this. 294 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,175 -Impossible. -You're doing him the favor. 295 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,927 The only appropriate response is thank you. 296 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,262 And if that is not the response, 297 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,889 the only appropriate response back is, "Go fuck." 298 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,307 Yeah. If he says no, swing on his fucking ass. 299 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,600 Swing on his fucking ass. 300 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,019 I will swing on his ass. I will feed him his fucking teeth. 301 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,437 I'll cut him the fuck up if he says no. 302 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,398 I'll never speak to that fuck again. 303 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,109 If he says no to you, he is fucking dead straight up. 304 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,403 I will continually stab him in his fucking throat. 305 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,405 I'm serious. I will fucking kill him. 306 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,324 I don't wish to kill him. I just want him to say yes. 307 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,326 You don't have to kill him. I'll kill him. 308 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:04,083 Gentlemen, I will now share with you my pitch. 309 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,088 -How you feeling? -Good. You? 310 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,049 Yeah, good. 311 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,343 Good. 312 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,514 What are you gonna do? 313 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,517 I was gonna get some onions started for you. 314 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,271 No. No, no, please, no more onions. 315 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,814 What? 316 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,232 I meant, like, 317 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,027 what are you gonna do, like, 318 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:37,491 - in your life for a job or something. - Ah. 319 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,119 Well, I… 320 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,248 I don't know, I haven't really talked about it yet, 321 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,666 but I think I got an idea. 322 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,751 Yeah? 323 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,252 Yeah. 324 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,632 You wanna share? Or… 325 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,511 Once it's done, you know? 326 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,389 Mmm. I do. 327 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,687 Do you have any skills? 328 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,068 I'm sorry. Just, like, outside of this. 329 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,780 -I don't know. -Oh-Oh, good. 330 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,407 -Yeah. -Good way to enter the job market. 331 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,952 What's your plan to, like, write a resume? 332 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,288 Have you ever had to write, like, a real resume? 333 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,707 No, I can just write down, I can write down "stress." 334 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,834 -Good, yeah. -Right, that's good? 335 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:29,919 -What else? -"Sorry." 336 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,170 "Sorry." 337 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,130 "Help." 338 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,384 Yeah, I don't know. 339 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,595 Mmm. 340 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,432 Well, if that doesn't blow people's minds away, 341 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,142 which like for me, it would. 342 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,435 If I got that on a piece of paper, 343 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,729 I'd be like, yeah, we need like ten of you here, wow. 344 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,855 Mm-hmm. 345 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,817 Then I don't know. Always an opening here. 346 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,070 -Here? -Yeah. 347 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,156 Thank you, Chef. 348 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,325 Yeah, I mean, you won't be working with me. 349 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,536 -You'll obviously be at The Beef window… -No, of course. 350 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,372 -…under Ebra's tutelage, yeah. -Right. Yes, yes. 351 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,165 -With Ebra. -A mentor. 352 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,631 Yes. Um… 353 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,718 Yeah, you know what? I'm… I'll be right back. Okay? 354 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,802 Okay. 355 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,807 - So, what do you think? - I was riveted, man. 356 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,100 It's long as shit. 357 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,436 It's excellent data. It's long, but it's good. 358 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,146 It's pretty painful. You gotta trim it. 359 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,273 Would you tell Ayn Rand to fucking trim The Fountainhead? 360 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,901 If there was five pages on napkins? Yeah, I'd fucking have her trim it. 361 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,362 No, th-th-that's not napkins. They're serviettes. 362 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,782 You got me saying beta, EBITA. I don't know what the fuck that is. 363 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:42,908 Don't worry. We'll prep beforehand 364 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,327 and make sure everybody's motivations are in sync. Don't worry about it. 365 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,163 - Yo, what's up? - What's up? 366 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,999 Carmen, please. 367 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,085 - So let us begin. - Oh, fuck. 368 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:59,216 -Imagine us on a journey to places magic-- -Yes, yes. I want you to do it. 369 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,386 -What? -With the franchise. 370 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,096 You don't want to hear the rest of the pitch? 371 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,181 I don't have to. 372 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,350 All right, you guys are the reason this place is what it is. 373 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,227 All right, you go get 'em. 374 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,813 Thank you. 375 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:13,898 Thank you, Carmen. 376 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,151 The only response. 377 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,028 And no one had to swing at anyone's fucking ass. 378 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,112 But I would have. 379 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,530 -Roof's okay. -Okay. Yep. 380 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,199 You just, uh, try the sink. 381 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,575 -Okay. -Great, thank you. 382 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,701 Yeah. 383 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,162 I'll give you my card. I told you I'll give you my card. 384 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,580 Mm-hmm. 385 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,998 -He's gone. -There he goes. 386 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,292 Great. You want to try the sink? 387 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,045 Yeah, well, yeah, I think you're closer. You give it a go. 388 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,799 Oh, yeah, I just felt like 'cause I work here and I have things to do 389 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,509 and you're the one who's dressed like a plumber. 390 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,552 -Yeah. I know. -I thought that that was like the vibe. 391 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,596 I'm dressed like a chef. You're dressed like a plumber. 392 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,680 I know. Yeah. 393 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,599 It's sort of like there's corresponding jobs almost. 394 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,184 -Yeah. Totally. I know that. Yeah. -Cool. 395 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,727 - Thanks. Pussy. - Yeah. 396 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,772 -What was that last part? -Thanks. 397 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,524 No, you said… I think you said something else. 398 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,400 That you should do it? 399 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,777 I thought you called me a pussy. 400 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,403 -I felt like… But I could be wrong. -No. 401 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,488 -No? -No? Okay. 402 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,739 - No. - Yeah. 403 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,325 - No, she's our chef. - Totally, absolutely. I can… Yeah. 404 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,451 - Bitch. - Yeah. 405 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,953 See, Chef, you just did it again. 406 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,746 -I said I wouldn't know. Oh, my God. -She would never. 407 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,164 -What? -I'm thirsty. 408 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,334 I'm thirsty because we don't know if the sink works and I need water. 409 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,418 -You need some water? -Yeah. 410 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,503 Yeah, I can get that for you. 411 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,838 -Cool. What? Cool. -Yeah, I can do it. 412 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,965 -You want me to jump in there? -I mean, probably, yeah. 413 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,216 Yeah, I can do that. 414 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,134 I'm actually really grateful for you guys 415 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,220 and I know that you're here mostly because of the Berzattos, 416 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,680 but the fact that you stuck around for us is 417 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,348 really cool so I'm just gonna go away now, yeah. 418 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,977 Okay, thank you. Totally. 419 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,478 For what? 420 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,480 That little side monologue you just did. 421 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,023 -That was nice. -What was? 422 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,108 -Nothing. -Okay. 423 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,527 -Okay. Yeah. -I'm gonna get going on this right now. 424 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,611 -Okay. -Thank you. 425 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,154 -Yeah. -Thank you so much, you bitch. 426 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,156 Chef, what… 427 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,366 Chef, what was that? 428 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,249 Yo. 429 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,375 Yo. 430 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,921 -Do you know somebody named Peter Clark? -What? 431 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,549 Do you know somebody named Peter Clark? 432 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,176 He left me a message and said he's trying to reach you 433 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,595 to talk about the restaurant. 434 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,680 -What about it? -I don't know. 435 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,932 He said he called you like five times yesterday. 436 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,434 I have no clue who that is. 437 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,853 Okay, yeah, figures. 438 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:21,066 And, um, Stevie sent me that other number in case you forgot. 439 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,069 I didn't forget. 440 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:26,906 Did you call her? 441 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,533 Tomorrow. 442 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,578 So, you're really leaving? 443 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,998 Nat, I can't stay. 444 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,128 Nobody's asking you to, honey. 445 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,391 I'm calling Albert. 446 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:03,943 Marcus. 447 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:07,988 You didn't see shit. 448 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:10,950 You are the son of a bitch. 449 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,285 -I'm a chef. -Why have you done this to me? 450 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:16,163 One time, I needed a spoon to taste something. 451 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,916 I didn't have a spoon, so I made a vow in that moment 452 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,542 I would never not have a spoon. 453 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,004 Now, other people are short spoons. 454 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,923 No, no, no. We can't worry about them. 455 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,217 What if I need spoons? 456 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,677 We could work something out. 457 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,971 Ebra? 458 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,055 What's going on? 459 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,391 Ebra? 460 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:40,479 You are the fox. 461 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,730 Exactly. 462 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,149 Break my heart on the floor. 463 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:48,237 Excuse me, Luca, I need to find a sweeper for my heart. 464 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:49,905 Sure. 465 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,408 All over the floor! 466 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,495 He saw the spoon drawer, didn't he? 467 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,579 Yeah. 468 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,833 It's the airiness that I think is really… 469 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,210 -Mm-hmm. -That's their selling point. 470 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,295 Yeah, they let the light pass through them. 471 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,548 Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you don't want a crowded… 472 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:08,882 No, I mean, you don't want anything 473 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,051 taking away from that beautiful food you put here. 474 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:14,471 Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's chrysanthemum season, isn't it? 475 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,016 -It is. How do you know that? -Yeah. 476 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,934 -Did I say that correctly? -Chrysanthemum? 477 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,436 -Chrysanthemum, right? -You can just say "mum." 478 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,355 -Or mum? -Yeah. Us in the trades, we say mum. 479 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,649 Yeah, I think that might be the way to maximize. 480 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:26,734 It'd be a way. 481 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,652 You know, the tulips aren't bad either, but the mums… 482 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,654 -Mm-hmm. -Mums… And they hold up well too. 483 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,240 Can we just table this for one second? I'll be right back. 484 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,992 -You sure can. I'll be here. -Thank you so much. 485 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,413 -Chef. -Chef, you good? 486 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,874 Uh, yeah, I'm okay. 487 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,793 -Actually, fuck that. I'm great. -Yeah. 488 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,545 -You? -Yeah, same. 489 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,629 Nice. 490 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,424 -Yeah, um, hot off the jump… -Okay. 491 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,969 …all night, two regulars, an engagement. 492 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,846 -Ooh, time? -Mm-hmm. 493 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,475 A 7:30. He wants to propose after dinner, and he asked for a kitchen tour. 494 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,935 Okay, Romeo. 495 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,020 Uh, VIPs? 496 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,982 Uh, yeah, three. 5:45, 6:30, and eight o'clock. 497 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,275 Sick. 498 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,861 All right, let's just keep each table to 90 minutes, yeah? 499 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,073 -Yeah, worked great last night. -Yeah, let's do it again. 500 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,949 -Okay. -Chef. 501 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:22,998 Chef. 502 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:31,131 Still got it. Still got it. 503 00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:32,216 Okay. 504 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,886 -See? This is perfect right there. Yep. -Yeah? Working for you? 505 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,722 - Hey. How we looking? - Hi. 506 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,850 Uh, good-adjacent. 507 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,937 - I'll take it at this point. - Yeah. Yeah. 508 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,439 I think we should keep the smaller portions just in case. 509 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,274 Yeah, absolutely, without a doubt. 510 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,777 -Cool. -Anything I can do for you? 511 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,113 -Uh, no. I think I'm good. -No? 512 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:55,572 -Okay. Thanks, Chef. -Thank you. 513 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,034 Hey, Syd. 514 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,619 What's up? 515 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,871 You were awesome last night. 516 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,582 Oh. I mean, we all were. 517 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,544 -Tina and them sprouts? That was crazy. -I know. Yes, sure. 518 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,671 Marcus is basically doing Remember the Titans. 519 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:15,384 Yeah, they were great, but you were fucking awesome, 520 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,679 and I'm sitting here looking at these numbers, 521 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:22,140 and this is usually the hardest part of my day. 522 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:29,189 It's stressful. It's unpleasant, and I am usually just filled with dread. 523 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,817 But today I'm not worried. 524 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:36,572 'Cause we have somewhat of a parachute? 525 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,157 'Cause we have a captain. 526 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:52,713 You know that last night was like low-key from hell. 527 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,256 Yes, yes, it was. 528 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,717 But… …I don't know, 529 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,468 you know that feeling when you just… 530 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,681 maybe you're where you're supposed to be? 531 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,184 Yeah. 532 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,103 I do. 533 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,067 Faks assemble. 534 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,236 - Chef. - Chef. 535 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,365 -You guys just hide in there? -No, we're waiting-- 536 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,951 -No, we were waiting for your signal. -Waiting for the signal. 537 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,580 - Okay, uh, engagement party tonight. - Okay. 538 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,665 7:30, table 20. 539 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,585 He wants to pop the question right after dessert. All right? 540 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,338 -So let's take it one step further, boys. -Okay. 541 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,131 We're going to set up the bar table outside, 542 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,134 the lights, mood, flowers. 543 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,345 Now, she works at the aquarium fish sanctuary. 544 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,429 Okay. Nice. 545 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,306 I got a marine life-themed tablecloth in the basement. 546 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,475 - Figured we'd bring that up, pop that on. - Got it. 547 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,559 Let them have their moment, 548 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,520 then we jettison them into the kitchen for a champagne toast. 549 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,855 -Yeah. -Okay? 550 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,732 -Okay. -Begin. 551 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:54,858 -Chef. -Chef. 552 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,657 I gotta sign for a delivery. 553 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,450 -I'll be right back. -Yeah, got it. 554 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,133 Hello? 555 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,468 Carmen Berzatto? 556 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,804 Yeah, this is him. 557 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,305 This is Peter Clark. 558 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,517 You're a hard guy to get a hold of. 559 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,477 I called you seven times. 560 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,479 I'm sorry, what is this about? 561 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,026 God, where's the fucking wedding box? 562 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:43,407 Yo, did somebody move the special event box? 563 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,412 Wish you could see this place, amigo. 564 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,145 Hey. What's wrong? 565 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,023 -Uh, nothing, nothing. Nothing's wrong. -Carmen. 566 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,443 Um… 567 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,155 That was Peter Clark. 568 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,076 That was Star Man. 569 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,333 Already? From last night? 570 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,462 He wasn't here last night. 571 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,299 When was he here? 572 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,383 Um… 573 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,053 A couple of months ago. 574 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,348 Remember when we did the, um, the snow? 575 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,767 Shit, okay. Wow. 576 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,061 Wait. 577 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,230 Wait, who-who was here then last night? 578 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,314 Uh… 579 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,150 A guest. 580 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,456 Do I wanna know what he said? 581 00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,668 He said, um… 582 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,132 He said, uh… 583 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:08,760 He said a lot. He, um… 584 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:10,762 Sorry, he… 585 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:19,146 He said the food overall was truly exceptional. 586 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,273 And creative. 587 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:25,110 He said the talent here is undeniable. 588 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,028 But? 589 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:30,782 That there's a scallop dish he hasn't been able to stop thinking about 590 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,659 and the hospitality was beautiful. 591 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:37,789 He said the room felt alive without being precious or try-hard. 592 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:45,505 Did we get a star? 593 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:12,866 You got two. 594 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,807 So I was thinking that we should, um… 595 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,353 wait until after service, probably-- 596 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,562 Yeah, that makes sense to me. 597 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:47,234 You know, that way everybody can just kind of stay in it and stay-- 598 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:48,610 -Focused. -Right. 599 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,911 -Congrats. -Thank you. 600 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,330 Yeah. Yeah, major. You too. 601 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,128 Okay, okay, okay. 602 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:14,469 Okay. 603 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,186 You did it. 604 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,256 You got everything? 605 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,508 Think so, yeah. 606 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,176 -Thanks for the lift, man. -Yeah, no sweat. 607 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,678 Um… 608 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,972 I know a lot of people out in Copenhagen, so I could put a word in for you anywhere. 609 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,683 Thank you. I appreciate that. 610 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,060 No, just as long as you don't embarrass me. 611 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,145 Yeah, well, listen, Carmy's out of the game, 612 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,481 so, you know, naturally one of us has to take his spot now. 613 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,358 Oh, you mean like a fight to the death. 614 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,151 Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be. 615 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,947 It would suck, but I would definitely kill you. 616 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,367 Nah. 617 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,662 I'm actually on my way to the restaurant to practice on my day off. 618 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,039 Doesn't surprise me. 619 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:51,334 It's not even close, man. You already won. 620 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,212 You're being insane. Go ahead and get on that flight. 621 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,005 I will. 622 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:59,134 Uh, man, I gotta tell you. I… 623 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:04,723 You know, I've worked in, like, the best places now, with the best chefs. 624 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:11,521 And The Bear has the advantage over all those places. 625 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:16,860 And it has something that none of those other places have. 626 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,487 What's that? 627 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,198 Family. 628 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,370 I'm gonna go. 629 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,999 -Love you, man. -Love you too. 630 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,420 -Don't be a stranger. -All right. 631 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,261 I'm a big girl. I'm a big girl. 632 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,430 Say, "Go Bears." 633 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,056 Yeah, Mom, everything's taken care of. 634 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,141 Go Bears. 635 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:51,227 Yes, the cake is taken care of. Balloons are taken care of. 636 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,190 No, you do not need to add more pizzazz. 637 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,275 We have enough pizzazz. I promise you that. 638 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,985 Am I eating your feet? 639 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,905 No, no. No DJ, okay? This is simple. 640 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,616 Absolutely not. You're so weird. 641 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,036 All right. I love you too. 642 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,378 What you got? What you got right there? 643 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,006 What's wrong? 644 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,261 Nothing. 645 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,973 CDC is a cool title. 646 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,434 It's official. 647 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:32,769 You're a bad lady. 648 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,896 I told you I was. 649 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,315 -You didn't lie. -No, I don't need to lie. 650 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:43,446 So, do you get to, uh, scream in people's faces and throw shit around? 651 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:47,367 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm… I've changed. I'm a total psycho now. 652 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,410 -Damn, that's so cool. -Right? 653 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,746 Yeah, cool. 654 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,332 -And it… Also, it's very helpful. -Yeah. 655 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,876 -Because I get it all out of my system. -Exactly. 656 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:02,006 Yeah, and then I don't have to get in your face, take it out on your ass. 657 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:05,009 You see? This new job is a blessing already. 658 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:06,386 Yeah, sure is. 659 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,430 You think I can do it, right? 660 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,392 I know you can, baby. 661 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,853 -You're a lying bitch. -See? I didn't want you to pop off. 662 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:21,234 I am a CDC. I am, uh, uh, uh, uh civilized. 663 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,027 I don't… I don't pop off. 664 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,362 See? Now who's lying now? 665 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,698 Hey. 666 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,994 You're gonna be the best CDC. 667 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,038 No lies? 668 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,415 Never. 669 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,499 Okay. 670 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,210 Kisses. Kisses. 671 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,510 This is it. Franchise, baby. 672 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,514 -Put the stoves right there. -Nice. Nice. 673 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,099 Slicer in the back. 674 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,976 Fridges on the bottom here. 675 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,394 There's nothing fucking here! 676 00:39:57,604 --> 00:40:00,189 Oh, I get it. Ghost kitchen. Invisible. 677 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,941 Like it's here, you just can't fucking see it. 678 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,401 Unc, why do you got to be so negative? 679 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,987 You're always fucking some shit up. It's gonna be great. 680 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,072 Albert, we are in business. 681 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,157 It's perfect. 682 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,285 I-I will have all the… 683 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,746 …all the documents emailed to you immediately. 684 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:16,873 Anything else I can do? 685 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,085 As you wish. 686 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:26,257 Mm-mmm. I ain't lying. I ain't lying. I did use protection. 687 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:27,467 Oh, my God. 688 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,801 I didn't tell her my real name. 689 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,679 - That's Cousin Moody. - Cousin Moody. 690 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,264 All right, here's the next one. 691 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,641 Oh, she was ugly. 692 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:37,560 She was so ugly, when she went to the zoo, 693 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,395 they gave her one ticket to get in… 694 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,606 - …and one ticket to get out. - And one ticket to get out. 695 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,232 Yeah, yeah, that's Uncle Red. 696 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,234 No, that's my brother Zeke. 697 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,861 -What? -That's Zeke. 698 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,489 No, that doesn't count. They're twins. 699 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,324 Okay, last one. 700 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:57,121 A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse. 701 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,250 That is obviously Sir Derek Jacobi. 702 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:02,335 Correct. 703 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:07,465 "Rome is the mob. Bring them death, and they will love him for it." 704 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,467 - You're good. - I mean… 705 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:10,969 So, what are you gonna do today? 706 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,595 -Thank you. -Thank you. 707 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:17,934 Oh, let's see. It is my first day off in a hundred years. 708 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:21,437 So, hang out with you, eat these until I fall into a coma, 709 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:24,273 and then just, like, don't talk to anybody for the rest of the day. 710 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,692 Sounds perfect. 711 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,402 Thank you, thank you. I-I agree. 712 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:31,823 And I've been trying really hard not to bring up this. 713 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,453 Oh, my God, stop. 714 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,664 Why are you smiling like this? Stop, stop. 715 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:42,709 Okay, I'll put it… I'll put it… Okay. I'll put it away. I'll put it away. 716 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:46,879 It's just that I… I'm very proud 717 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:50,049 and this is the coolest thing ever. 718 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,302 And I love you very, very much. 719 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:55,805 And I've said my piece. 720 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,265 Great, okay. 721 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,600 -So, it's done? -Done. 722 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,227 -Finished? Great. -Finished. 723 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,812 Never bringing it up again. 724 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,397 I mean, nothing to bring up, really. 725 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,606 -Nothing. -No. 726 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,400 It's the coolest shit ever. 727 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:13,406 -Oh, my God. -I'm just eating my food. 728 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,116 -Normal style? -Yes. 729 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,201 -Yeah. -I can only cut with one hand. 730 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,495 Okay, it's not… You're having a hard time, I feel. 731 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,999 Sue, by the way, I've known over a decade. 732 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:25,251 -She's a really nice person. -Yeah. 733 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,629 This was already gonna go great, but that you're talking to her, a godsend. 734 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:29,714 She's great. 735 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,133 -I don't know. -What don't you know? 736 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,177 I don't know. I just… I've never done this before. 737 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,847 Carmy, it's gonna be a cinch, man. 738 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:41,392 You're a nice person, but you're also a strange person. 739 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,311 -You have a strange job… -Yeah. 740 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,396 …with a lot of strange off-putting people. 741 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,148 You've got loads of stories. 742 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,150 When I first met Michelle, 743 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,735 I think, she'd kind of lean away 744 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,279 from how psychotic the family is when she met new people, 745 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:54,614 but you got to lean into it. 746 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,034 You've got stories and trauma and darkness and food. 747 00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:59,702 -Yeah. Yeah. -They'll love it. 748 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:01,704 It's the opposite of selling a house. 749 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,289 You want to lead with haunted. 750 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,627 I'll tell you this, I'm envious. I wish I was going up with what you have. 751 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,088 I have a very ordinary job. 752 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:13,508 I have a beautiful wife. My parents are nice-ish. 753 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,053 I've got nothing. You've got a treasure trove. 754 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:19,889 It's gonna be good, man. 755 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:24,227 Okay, yeah, no, that's helpful. Thank you. 756 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,188 Smile or don't. I don't think it matters anymore. 757 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,773 - Okay. - It's like an old-fashioned thing. 758 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:29,857 All right, um. 759 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,610 All right. 760 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,364 Would you wait? 761 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,033 -Wait here? -Yeah. 762 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,576 Yeah, yeah. 763 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,871 Okay. Thank you. 764 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,706 -Good luck, cousin. You got it. -All right. 765 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:53,047 Hi, um… 766 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,883 I'm here to see, uh, Sue. 767 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:57,552 Okay, what's your name? 768 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,555 Um, Carmen, uh, Berzatto. 769 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:04,684 -Okay, I'll tell her you're here. -Okay. Thank you. 770 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,032 - Carmen? - Hi. Yeah. Hi. 771 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:21,576 -Sue. -Hi, Sue. 772 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,244 -Hi. So nice to meet you. -You too. 773 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,163 -Sit, sit, sit, sit. -Thanks. Thank you. 774 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:26,497 Relax. 775 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:29,500 So, you know Steven? 776 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:32,628 Yeah, yeah, Steven, that's my cousin, yeah. 777 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:34,255 Which side? Mom? Dad? 778 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,340 -Oh, uh… -I have a big family. 779 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,677 Yeah, no, I guess it's kind of… it's hard to explain it. 780 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,471 I get it. I have a few of those myself. 781 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,390 So, he said you're a chef. 782 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,808 Was a chef. 783 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:48,811 Yeah, no, not, um, not anymore. Yeah. 784 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:50,897 Oh, I read you were pretty good. 785 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,441 I was okay, yeah. 786 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,692 Tell me, what's it like. 787 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:58,654 Is it like it is on TV? With all the yelling and nonsense? 788 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,573 -It can be. -Yeah, I'm sure. 789 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:02,617 Every time I watch one of those restaurant shows, 790 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,996 I end up yelling at the TV. I'm like, "Everybody, just shut the hell up and…" 791 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,624 - Yeah. No, you're not wrong. Yeah. - "…listen." 792 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,335 -Yeah, it's a lot of drama. -Yeah. 793 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:15,254 So, Carmen, you go by Carmen, right? 794 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:18,257 Sure, yeah, or, um, Carmy. 795 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:19,842 Carmy. 796 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:23,137 So, Carmy, what… what brings you here? 797 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:25,848 Well, I… 798 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:30,394 I just… I think I've always been into… 799 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,147 into… 800 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,860 Sorry, I'm just… I'm a little nervous. 801 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,987 Oh, there's nothing to be nervous about. 802 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,072 Okay. 803 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,950 Um… 804 00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:48,246 Yeah, sorry, I've just… 805 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:53,125 I think I've always been searching for some kind of, like, um… 806 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,128 creative outlets. 807 00:45:57,546 --> 00:46:01,175 You know, like, I really like, uh, drawing, um… 808 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:03,886 -I like art. -Oh. 809 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:04,971 Um… 810 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:07,765 Yeah, I think that's actually… that's what got me into food. 811 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,226 You know, in the first place, I mean, professionally. 812 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:11,310 Um… 813 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,149 Am I just saying dumb stuff right now? I'm sorry, is this… 814 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,194 No, no, you say whatever you want. 815 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,239 -Okay, thank you. -Yeah, of course. 816 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,323 Um… 817 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:29,954 Yeah. My family owned a restaurant and… 818 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,665 -Oh, lovely. -…and so growing up, I think I… 819 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,961 I don't know, I loved the, um… 820 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,423 the colors of the food. 821 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:45,553 You know, how they would change as the food was being prepared and… 822 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:50,516 Yeah, you know, my husband and I went to this restaurant, Ever. 823 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,351 Do you know it? 824 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:55,688 Yes, I-I worked there. 825 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:57,648 Oh, of course you did. 826 00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:01,527 I mean, this entrée comes to the table, or presentation, really. 827 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:04,655 It's just peas and meat is what we order, this peas and meat thing. 828 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:09,285 And we… Literally staring at it, and then saying to each other, 829 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,871 "I've never seen this shade of green before." 830 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,331 It was… 831 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,457 Vibrant. 832 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,000 Yeah, that's the word. 833 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,629 So, you are moving on from cooking. 834 00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:21,797 That's a… 835 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,676 A big… big change, I'm sure. 836 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:34,060 Do you have any ideas of what you want to achieve or explore? 837 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:37,855 Um… 838 00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:40,483 Yeah, um… 839 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:50,409 We had this, uh, this service the other week, 840 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,912 and everything just went, uh, bad. 841 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:56,290 You know, from jump, the weather, everything, you know. 842 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,501 -It was just… It was bad. Yeah. -I'm sorry. Mm-hmm. 843 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,337 And it's really nothing I haven't seen before, you know. 844 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,172 Everything goes bad in restaurants, I think. 845 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:05,925 You know, by design, 846 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:11,639 there is something completely untenable about them. 847 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:12,765 -Uh… -Mm-hmm. 848 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:14,141 It's a dangerous profession. 849 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,310 It's a nerve-racking profession. 850 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,437 It's just… it's very… 851 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,107 It's very hard. 852 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:25,903 Yeah, but the obstacles, the… you know, the hurdles, 853 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,154 that's kind of… 854 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,739 -…that's the juice. -Yeah. 855 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:32,868 You know? And you get this real sense of accomplishment, you know, and success, 856 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,912 but that just lasts for a minute because then you have to do, 857 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,206 you know, the exact same thing, the exact same way 858 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,500 with a new set of obstacles the next day. 859 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:44,213 And I think for a long time, I, um… 860 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:48,676 Sorry, the better way to say that 861 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:53,139 would be the whole time I've been doing this thing… 862 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,726 I think I just, I-I-I… 863 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:00,938 I wanted to get to the end of the day. 864 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:02,731 You know, like I just wanted to get through that shit. 865 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:03,941 Like I wanted to… 866 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,444 survive it. 867 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,366 And I-I-I… 868 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,413 I didn't want to know my coworkers. 869 00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:22,418 You know, I didn't care to, uh, care for them. 870 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,044 I just… I saw them as, um… 871 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:28,507 as tools to help me survive… 872 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,135 in the kitchen. 873 00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:34,972 And the other day, 874 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,765 I mean, it really was, 875 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:39,810 it was the worst service I have ever been a part of, 876 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,897 just a complete and utter shit show, right? 877 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,483 And it wasn't the staff, you know, it was, um… 878 00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,403 it was these circumstances. 879 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:51,197 And, um… 880 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:57,536 I know that if I had been, uh… 881 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,415 if I'd been in charge… 882 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:05,794 you know, like if I had been the head chef… 883 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:10,716 I would have made it worse. 884 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:15,429 You know, like, I would have survived, but, um… 885 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,851 I would have made it unpleasant, you know, 886 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,770 because that's the way the job had made me feel. 887 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:26,649 Um, that's the way I had made myself feel 888 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:30,319 because I think, you know, a lot of the time, um, 889 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:33,822 there's all this stuff I would have going on internally 890 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,533 because a lot of the time 891 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:40,496 it is a shit show in my, uh, brain, and, um… 892 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,126 This service… 893 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:49,964 everybody cared so much. 894 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,592 Right, and everybody tried so hard 895 00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:57,680 and… and everybody… …loved so much, 896 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,223 it didn't feel like, um… 897 00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:06,272 it didn't feel like one person trying to survive. 898 00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:11,110 It felt like a group of people, um, supporting each other, 899 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,738 trying to lift each other up. 900 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:18,492 You know, and… and… 901 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:21,787 and as crazy as it got, and it did get crazy, 902 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:24,790 and as out of control as it could have gotten… 903 00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:29,837 it never did, and, um… 904 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,632 And just… 905 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:38,637 Just getting to watch everybody just, like, score. 906 00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:39,722 That was… 907 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,391 so great. 908 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:48,731 You know, like-like-like, even though it sucked, 909 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:51,567 it was like… …it was the most fun I've ever had. 910 00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:57,990 Um… 911 00:51:58,699 --> 00:51:59,700 Okay. 912 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,329 Wow, that's… 913 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,333 I think what I meant when I asked was, you know, 914 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,793 what were you hoping to achieve or explore here… 915 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:10,878 Sorry. 916 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,422 …as an intern in an architectural firm, but… 917 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:14,548 Yeah, I'm sorry. 918 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:20,512 You okay? 919 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,141 Yeah. 920 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,144 Yeah. 921 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:59,009 I know it's your birthday. 922 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,094 Hello. 923 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,347 All right, I just want to show you my work for a second, 924 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,724 and then we'll do something more fun, all right? 925 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:06,809 -Deal? -Deal. 926 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:08,268 Okay. 927 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:12,106 But I got to tell you, my work, my restaurant, it's very, very serious. 928 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,608 All right? It's very fancy. It is very professional. 929 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:16,610 So, no laughter. 930 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,780 -Like Uncle Carmy? -No fun. What? 931 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:21,782 Like Uncle Carmy serious? 932 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:26,328 Exact… Exactly like Uncle Carmy, yeah. 933 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,665 Okey dokey. Turn right. 934 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,793 Now you are in the kitchen. 935 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,212 Oh, check this out. Hold on, look at this over here. 936 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:39,341 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is where all the desserts are made. 937 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,136 -What do you think about that? -Okay. 938 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:45,389 Actually, babe, there's a light switch right on the other side of that wall. 939 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:46,849 Would you mind flipping that on for me? 940 00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:48,350 Thank you. 941 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:58,444 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 942 00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:03,824 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - ♪ Cha-cha ♪ 943 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:09,788 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Eva ♪ 944 00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:14,752 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 945 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:18,922 Blow it out! 946 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:22,634 - Whoo! - Yeah! 947 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:28,515 Guys! Guys, come around! Come around! 948 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:34,521 Yeah! 949 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,528 Was that a good surprise? 950 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,113 Here. 951 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:44,698 What's this? 952 00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:46,450 Anything you might need when you travel. 953 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,243 I've only flown, like, out of the country once, 954 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,620 and I honestly hated it. 955 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:53,540 So this is kind of everything that helped or that I wish I had. 956 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,625 Mm-hmm. 957 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:58,545 Uh, there's Dramamine for nausea, Tylenol in case you get like a headache, 958 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:00,547 TUMS if your stomach hurts 959 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,133 and Alka-Seltzer if your stomach really doesn't quite hurt 960 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,302 -but you know, like, you need to burp. -Mm-hmm. 961 00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:09,181 Um, also half a Xanax. That's, like, honestly all you need. 962 00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:10,307 Okay. Um… 963 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,726 Oh, earplugs in case your ears kind of pop too much 964 00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,520 while you're going up. Um… 965 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:16,146 -Emergen-C? -Emergen-C. 966 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,814 For the flight there and the flight back. 967 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:20,984 -Thank you, Chef. -Yeah, of course. 968 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,072 You got no fucking clue, you got no fucking clue. 969 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,156 No fucking clue. 970 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,076 - Cake, cake! - Do you wanna do the first slice? 971 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:31,119 Do you want to? 972 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:32,329 No? All right, respect. 973 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,458 -Great, okay. We're gonna cut this up. -Wow. 974 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,380 -Say the word and I'll cancel the trip. -What? 975 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:42,923 The conference is four days, 976 00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:46,009 but it takes more than a day to get there, more than a day to get back, 977 00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,263 and plus there's a whole time thing, and I think I might actually lose a day. 978 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:52,975 Additionally, there's, like, this ninja museum outside of Tokyo 979 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,935 that I was really hoping to devote a day to. 980 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,564 But I feel bad leaving you guys. 981 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,399 I hear you. 982 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,693 But we got this, 983 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,362 and we got this because of you. 984 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:08,532 This is gonna be cool, dude. You're gonna have a good time. 985 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,493 I think so. Thank you. 986 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,414 Okay, how big a slice do you want? 987 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:31,096 -Can I bring you back anything? -Yes. 988 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,307 Okay. Um… 989 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:35,809 -Stickers. -Stickers. 990 00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:39,271 And c-candy, anything weird-flavored. 991 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:40,731 -Weird-flavored candy. -Yeah, yeah, 992 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:43,567 -or like limited edition. -Okay, limited edition. 993 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,612 Yeah, and also, if you take a photo booth picture, um, 994 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,990 can I have it, like, one where your face looks like… 995 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:52,284 -Yeah. -Cool. 996 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,494 I'll throw in a samurai sword too. 997 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:55,704 Thank you. 998 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,082 It is vanilla. 999 00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:35,512 Dad's on candle-collecting duty. 1000 00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:37,180 - Fifty. - Oh, fifty? 1001 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,436 Oh, we're going fast. 1002 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,522 Oh, the presents. Oh, wow. 1003 00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:48,734 Oh, my God. I got it, I got it. I got it, I got it. 1004 00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:52,446 Nobody put their hands in it? Really? 1005 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:54,698 - Yeah. - How's it taste? 1006 00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:06,126 - I'll cut it and you just plate it. - Yeah, yeah. Okay. 1007 00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:16,178 - Yeah. - I want a corner. I want a corner. 1008 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:18,430 Yeah, no, no, no. Kids get corners. 1009 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:20,599 Adults get the middle. That's the rule. 1010 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:24,186 Yeah, but kids don't want the middle. 1011 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:25,979 Yeah, but it's the best part. 1012 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:30,150 Okay, how big of a slice do you want? 1013 00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:34,237 Real big. Real big. I can do real big. 1014 00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:46,041 You want this corner one, or do you want… 1015 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,710 Somebody better grab that corner before I do. 1016 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:50,587 It is vanilla. 1017 00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:55,300 Yeah, how old did you turn? There's a lot of candles. 1018 00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:57,552 - Fifty. - Oh, fifty! Congrats! 1019 00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,596 Okay. 1020 00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,515 Emily, your mom said no sugar. 1021 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,935 Sorry, honey. Hands are tied. 1022 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,272 - Syd, Syd. - Oh, wait, the presents. Oh, okay. 1023 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,863 I… Okay, nobody's helping me. 1024 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:19,366 -I'm cutting this by myself. -I'll help you. 1025 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,618 - I don't know. This knife is sharp. - Do you need another knife? 1026 01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:23,745 Wait, this is, like, your job. 1027 01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:27,249 - Come on. - You trained me. You could do it. 1028 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,584 Help me plate, at least. 1029 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:32,504 Let's double it. Double-team it. Double-team it. Here we go. 1030 01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,672 Okay, here we go. 1031 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:35,924 You'll have the next piece. 1032 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:39,803 I'm gonna go… I'm going around. I'm going around this way, okay?