1 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,146 This is bad. 2 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,942 Oh, good. Suits and all the uniforms are ruined. 3 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:29,446 Ugh, and so are the service whites. Marcus, the dehydrator is toast. 4 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:33,742 Waist aprons are good. All this random beer is good. 5 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,494 Why do we have this? 6 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,540 Okay, okay, thank fuck. 7 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,292 Limited edition merch has been spared, everyone. 8 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:46,004 Let's make sure we're optimalizing, guys, okay? 9 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,509 - Oh, my God. - What? 10 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,726 All right. Maximalize. Let's go. 11 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,533 We'll get you another one. 12 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,452 It's… disgusting. 13 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:18,745 This has fucked the place. 14 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,698 Water damage kinda matches the pattern on the wall. 15 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,782 That's a win. 16 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,826 Neil Geoff, can we get a 20 on that plumber, please? 17 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,453 Syd's on the phone with him right now. 18 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,079 But how is this even flooded right here? 19 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,247 Same line as the basement. 20 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,292 The second water line runs through the locker room and… and bar. 21 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,877 Okay, gang, so this is what we're gonna do. 22 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,006 We need to dry this out pronto, so we're gonna go maximum towels 23 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,424 and maximum fans, please. 24 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,635 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you. Thank you, Chef. 25 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,678 -We're really not gonna close? -Yeah. 26 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:22,768 If we close for one day, we won't have enough to cover labor. 27 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:27,564 The water line in the main dining room and the dish pit, they need to be shut off, 28 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,857 like, 30 seconds ago. 29 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:33,195 Uh, but Nat's getting shopvacs and box fans, so we'll be good. 30 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,072 -We are good. -Yeah. 31 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,365 Chef, what can I do? 32 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,117 Uh, nothing, nothing. We're good. 33 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:42,412 -We're all good, so. Yeah. -Got it. Good. 34 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,539 Yo, Carm, there's a bunch of hot plates and boxes downstairs. 35 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,874 What do you want me to do with them? 36 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,086 Syd, what do you, uh, what do you think? 37 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,380 I think that… 38 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:57,010 Um, it's like, uh… 39 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:03,058 Sorry… …I just… Sorry. It was like everybody started 40 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,685 staring at the same time. 41 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,356 -You want us to… -Um, maybe just, like, for a second 42 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,400 -just so I can, um, just… -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 43 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,319 Okay. Yes, sorry. 44 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,656 All right, the boxes. Please put the boxes by the back door. 45 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,658 Those cannot get any more wet. 46 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,160 And, uh… …the-the hot plates in the pantry. 47 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:26,706 And, Carm, could you please put a tent over the drain? 48 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,750 Uh, but you don't have to do anything with it. 49 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,670 -We'll just have the plumber get to it. -Yeah, no, I got something. 50 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,964 -Yeah, okay. Great, thank you. -Thank you, Chef. 51 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,048 It's all good. 52 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,804 - Okay, chefs! - Chef. 53 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,723 We have no paper products, 54 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:47,144 one working sink with hot water in the locker room, 55 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,813 and, uh, half our clientele is street and sanitation, 56 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:54,109 so no Beef window today, but that's… that's okay. 57 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,236 - Um, Angel, Manny. - Chef. 58 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,822 What do you think about setting up a dish pit 59 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,158 in the locker room in, like, 20 minutes? 60 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,577 On it, Chef. 61 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,458 Yo, um, I need a spot. One person, 7:30. 62 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,878 Cousin. That's the worst time. 63 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,588 I know. But I need it. 64 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:22,137 I just… I want my dad to see what we built. 65 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,890 -You know, before… -We get our first star? 66 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,020 You got it. 67 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,781 Gene, hi, it's Natalie. 68 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:45,035 I'm just wondering if, uh, if that estimate, if that still stands 69 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,454 for-for when you guys are gonna show here. 70 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,123 Okay, that-that-that's not an answer. 71 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,334 Gene, I am being completely civil. 72 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:56,046 No, no, no, no, I just… I want you to help me out here. 73 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,965 Are we talking 45? Can you just say a fucking number? 74 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,926 Okay, now you're getting personal. 75 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,596 Just say an hour. I will come to your office, Gene. 76 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,056 I will show up there. 77 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:12,854 Shit. 78 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,525 -86 caviar. -Shit, really? 79 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,944 -Nothing? -No, sirs. 80 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,028 Gotta pivot. 81 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,656 That was our best dessert. We need something killer. 82 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,951 - We do The Candle? - It's not ready. 83 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,118 Make it ready. 84 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,121 My dad's coming for dinner. 85 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,542 Shit. 86 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,877 Picked a hell of a night to come in. 87 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,547 Yeah, I just thought I'd stack the odds, you know. 88 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,966 You're not gonna let him down. 89 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,594 I don't know him enough to let him down. Just another guest, right? 90 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,762 Right. 91 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,181 Let's make it perfect. 92 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,977 What… What are you doing? 93 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,354 Hey, it's, uh, I put the tarp up and then… 94 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,273 Yeah, no, no. 95 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,525 I-I asked you not to do that though. 96 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,151 Oh, I know. There's shit everywhere. 97 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,654 Yeah, I know there's shit everywhere, but I didn't want to stir it up 98 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,448 because then the water's gonna go down and then it's gonna go fuck up the drain 99 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,533 even more and flood more. 100 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,326 I'm definitely not making it flood more. 101 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,624 What is this? 102 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,960 - What? - Cigarettes. 103 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,837 -There's leaves too. -And cigarettes. 104 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,088 This is why you shouldn't smoke. 105 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,965 The smoking leads to flooding and death. 106 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,049 I don't smoke anymore. 107 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,968 -Exactly. -What. 108 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:31,850 Uh, Chef, the Wagyu hasn't arrived yet, but when it does, we'll have 105 beef, 109 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:36,146 180 prawn, 145 scallop, and 72 lamb. 110 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,439 Would you like me to repeat that? 111 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,024 -Yeah. -No. 112 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:43,236 180 prawn. 140… 113 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,821 Not, like, condescending. 114 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,281 -What about pastry? -What… Stop. 115 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,867 What about pastry? 116 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,202 We're out of caviar. They're redoing the menu. 117 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,580 -Changing the menu is a bad idea. -Is it? 118 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,000 Would you please confirm that you are handling your prep? 119 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,210 Yes, as soon as this building stops falling apart. 120 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,337 All right, thank you, Chef. 121 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,588 - Thank you. - Careful. 122 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,008 So the Wagyu should have been here an hour ago. 123 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,886 Good, good. 124 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,974 -Everything's either gonna be okay or-- -Or not at all. 125 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,144 Yeah, no middle ground. 126 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,647 Never. 127 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,901 Good, good. Um, this, then the lamb, please. 128 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:23,985 Yes, Chef. 129 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,369 I'll do anything. 130 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,955 I'll-I'll sweep up, work nights, whatever, you know? 131 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,208 And I'm out of a job now, so. 132 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,252 Please just, uh, let me know. 133 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,380 Thanks. 134 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,219 - Hey. - Hey… …you good? 135 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,845 Yeah, I'm good. 136 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,472 -We got this. -Yeah. 137 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,391 - We got this. Yeah. - We got this. 138 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,571 Chef Syd, you down here? 139 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,323 Great. 140 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,952 -Is everything okay? -Yeah, great. 141 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,413 Hey, you have a moment? 142 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,956 Um, I mean… 143 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:21,876 Well, you know how sometimes that I… I have a hard time winding down at night? 144 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,211 Which is… It's not a problem. 145 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,713 -No, I mean… -I've gotten used to it. 146 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:28,675 So last night, I was using that time to do a little tax research, 147 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:32,846 and I unearthed a tax program that I think can have some serious upsides for us. 148 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,265 Okay, but the restaurant's, like… 149 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,641 …completely flooded right now, so. 150 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:37,726 No, no, no, I'm aware, 151 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,353 but tomorrow we'll be dry and we'll be up and running, and, you know, 152 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,938 we're gonna have taxes to pay. 153 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,607 You know, this organization does not stabilize. 154 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,818 We maximize. Stagnation is death. 155 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,030 Okay, so what I unearthed is this program… 156 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,032 and this is something that I think will really actually appeal 157 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,616 to someone of your generation-- 158 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:58,079 whereby we donate our used oils and fats to this company, 159 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,831 and they turn it into candles. 160 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:00,999 -Okay. -Yeah. 161 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,919 And then, they flip the candles, and we get a tax credit 162 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,006 and… and fucking sustainability. 163 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,009 -Yeah, okay. -So you like? 164 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,636 -Yeah, yeah. -All right, I'll put it into action. 165 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,597 Well, okay, I, uh, sure, maybe. 166 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,641 What, do I need to ask Jimmy? Please don't say I have to ask Jimmy. 167 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,686 Well, I just, I don't know what specifically, you know what I mean, 168 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,772 is happening there. 169 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,023 What-What do you want to ask? 170 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:29,444 Well, I just mean, like, you know, like, how does the partnership actually work? 171 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,821 You know, like if there's a jump ball, 172 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,448 -do we need a tie breaker? -I don't know. 173 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,949 Is it fifty-fifty, fifty-fifty? 174 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,994 -That's 200. -Correct. That's what I'm saying. 175 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:43,500 Okay, uh, let's get into the specifics of this later just because I think 176 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,336 there's good stuff in here, and I don't… Like, I wanna sit with it. 177 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,505 -Yes, okay. -But I like it. You keep it. 178 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,132 Sorry, one last thing and I promise, I promise I will leave you alone. 179 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,510 Who among us has power of attorney? 180 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,012 - Hello? - Oh, yeah, hi. 181 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,224 This is Tina calling from The Bear checking on our order. 182 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,600 Hold, please. 183 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,692 Hey, I'm sorry, guys, but I gotta lift one of you. 184 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,530 Uh, we're behind on Syd's prep, and she's slammed, so… 185 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,242 -Who's on lamb? -Ugh, Carmy, but he's cleaning the drain. 186 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,326 I got you. 187 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,661 All right, thank you, Chef. 188 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,455 - Hey, slow down. - We need to see these fucking pipes. 189 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,542 - No, why, why, why? - Floods devalue the property. 190 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,211 Rotted pipes do the same. We need to know what we're working with. 191 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,797 -Sorry, who-who are you? -Cheese. 192 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,341 Terry Cheddario, niece of Computer. 193 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,717 I'm Terry. Don't call me Terry. 194 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:39,055 Won't. Um, listen, Unc. 195 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:44,644 So the plumber might not be able to come until tomorrow. 196 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,147 Okay, hold on. The EPA is after my ASIC miners. 197 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,983 I'll be right back. These conditions are hazardous. 198 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,067 Thanks. 199 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,028 No, no, no, no, wait, what? 200 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,614 Wagyu order for The Bear was canceled. 201 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,491 Got nothing for you guys. Sorry. 202 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,243 Uh, excuse me, sorry. 203 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:05,123 What? Who… Who canceled the Wagyu? 204 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:07,750 I did. 205 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,420 -Why? -'Cause it costs four grand. 206 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,547 You couldn't have told me? 207 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,382 Um, maybe I could have, but, darling, 208 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,551 -four grand for some fucking hamburger? -Day of, not nice. 209 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,765 So that leaves us with 55 Wagyu from yesterday. 210 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,602 Did you include the low boys in that count? 211 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,979 Yes, Chef, but-but not the short rib. 212 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,192 Yeah, because I-I made them for family. 213 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:36,112 Because fuck my life to death. 214 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,615 It was a clog, I think. 215 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,450 -Feels pressurized. -How can you tell? 216 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,160 I just got fucking power-washed, you munchkin. 217 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,913 Okay, enough. Hi, please just tape the thing. 218 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,040 -Be brave, bro. You got this, come on. -I'm gonna tape it. 219 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,249 What are you guys doing? 220 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:53,922 They're trying to pipe the patch… …patch the pipe. 221 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,506 Ted's scared. He needed help. 222 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,842 Well, I need help upstairs, so let's go. 223 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,719 Take the old patch off. Put the new patch on. 224 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,388 Harrison Ford style, quick, fast, boom. 225 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,474 - "Nine of hearts." - "Nine of hearts." 226 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,100 Stop. I hate this. 227 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,519 -No, I was gonna… Okay. -You weren't gonna do anything. 228 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,066 Nice. To the top left, yeah. 229 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,572 Yeah. 230 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,701 I'd call you a pussy, but you don't deserve it. 231 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,786 I don't. 232 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,704 -Also, I'm not swearing today. -Okay. 233 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,125 Gentlemen. 234 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,297 She's perfectly right calling you a pussy. 235 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,341 Yeah, fuck you. I didn't wanna get fucking sprayed again. 236 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,051 I told you you weren't gonna get fucking sprayed. 237 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,162 -Chef. -Chef. 238 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,082 That's not bad. 239 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,419 -Waited years to hear you say that. -But you missed a spot right there. 240 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,837 Fuck off! 241 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,799 - Yo, where you need me. - Uh… T? 242 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,845 Oh, we are… …way behind on general prep. 243 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,930 - Chef, let's go. I got you. - Gracias. 244 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,516 - Uh, Gary, are those usable? - Yes! 245 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,019 Yeah, yeah, they're usable, but I just don't know which is which. 246 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,812 You know those inside out. 247 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,316 - The years, Tina. The years. - The years. 248 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,072 I don't even need to survey the rest of it. 249 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,325 You've got active criminal occupation, combustible hazardous storage, 250 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,287 unresolvable code violations that Richie cannot and will not correct. 251 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,663 That's also on the Superfund list, 252 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,875 so the EPA has identified extensive subsurface contamination. 253 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,085 That means your soil's fucked, your roof is caving in, 254 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,337 and your deed requires you to pay the buyer money 255 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,964 if they flip it into anything but a restaurant. 256 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,507 Zoning restrictions, noise complaints, 257 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,052 Donna and the Lincoln Park Zoo incident, historical landmarks, 258 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,220 stormwater ordinances, inspection requirements, 259 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,597 brownfield incentives. 260 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,765 That's expensive too. That's expensive too. 261 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,932 That's expensive too. 262 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,019 Lastly, just by looking at this drain, I can almost guarantee you 263 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,271 that this entire property is sitting on a sinkhole, 264 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,065 giving you about five to ten years 265 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,734 before the ground starts to collapse into itself, not confirmed though. 266 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,818 I need my geotech. 267 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,945 Whoever buys would have to replace the plumbing, 268 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,655 -which in most cases is… -Not even close. 269 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,366 No one looking for a restaurant is gonna buy a restaurant with bones this bad. 270 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,077 Restaurants are a horrible business. 271 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,079 Thanks, Terry. I'll keep that in mind. 272 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,873 Sydney, you have the conn. Cheese. 273 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,469 Hi. Oh. 274 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,553 Hey. 275 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,892 - Thank you. - Well… 276 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,437 Well, uh… 277 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,316 T, if-if this place dies, 278 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,320 I feel like I will have wasted a lot of time. 279 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,656 'Cause my daughter's asleep when I get home. 280 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,619 And I have to wake her up to say goodbye in the morning. 281 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:19,460 And I can't remember the last time I had five minutes 282 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:23,214 of-of alone time with my husband. 283 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:27,760 And my child is with my insane mother. 284 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,972 I'm telling Syd to do her job less. 285 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,475 Like, maybe this is a sign. Right? 286 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,562 Like, fuck this place. 287 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,231 Like, get the fuck out. 288 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:47,238 I mean, I… I'm stalking my child like a fucking stalker. 289 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,322 Sug. 290 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,033 It's always gonna be painful. 291 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,620 That's the truth. I'm sorry. 292 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,000 People are gonna say, "Oh, it's good that you're leaving her," 293 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,795 that she'll grow up knowing that you work, this and that. 294 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,797 Fuck that shit. 295 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,385 Your daughter doesn't care that you're ambitious. 296 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,389 Your baby just wants to look at your face, yeah? 297 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,473 Yeah. 298 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,851 But if your face is always sad… 299 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,272 'cause you're home and not doing the thing that you love, 300 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,775 what baby's gonna want to look at that face? 301 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,867 Well, I'll probably be home a lot more 302 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,702 when the whole industry goes away. 303 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,078 We got time to figure it out. 304 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,623 Just not right now. 305 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,834 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,295 We gotta dry the booths. 307 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,387 Chef. 308 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,650 What are you doing? 309 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,401 Uh… staring. 310 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,028 At? 311 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,739 Trimming 15%. 312 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,741 New design? 313 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,867 Eventually. 314 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,996 Hey. How's it going? Talk to me. 315 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:24,627 Good, Chef. But pots, pans, plates, no podemos. Won't fit. 316 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,837 Yeah, and we can only do, like, one cup at a time. So… 317 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,591 Okay, well, just keep pushing through. Every second counts, okay? 318 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:34,929 Yo, Tina. 319 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,098 It's just another day. We're gonna be all right. 320 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,810 -Want me to get another Cambro? -Uh, sure, yeah. 321 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,894 Great. 322 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,785 Let's fucking go! 323 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,419 Are you fucking with me? 324 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,004 What? 325 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,964 Are you fucking with me? What is that? 326 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,634 I just meant, like, let's fucking… let's… let's go. 327 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,053 -Like, being fake positive? -No, I'm being real positive. 328 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,972 -I'm just trying to be-- -That's bizarre behav… 329 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,432 -What are you trying-- -I'm trying to be helpful 330 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,516 and do a good job. 331 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,604 Oh, I'm sorry. I misread that. 332 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,773 -Sorry, I-- -No, I'm sorry. I didn't, um… 333 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,775 Thank you. 334 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,278 -Too much? -May… I… 335 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,364 -Maybe just, like… -I'm overcompensating. Yeah. 336 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,535 -Five to 15% less. -Yeah, okay. Yeah. 337 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,331 The intention was really nice. 338 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,249 Good. Thank you, Chef. 339 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,596 Okay? 340 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,057 Heard, Chef. 341 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,233 All right, listen up, guys. 342 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,863 App is still debugging, 'cause, obviously, that's what it does. 343 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,947 I don't know. 344 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:20,159 I, for one, am looking forward to my future existence as a human battery. 345 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,453 Anyways, uh… 346 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,499 Last night, we're at 64%. Uh, I know that why? 347 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,835 Because I wrote it down. Why? Because I'm an actual human being. 348 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,713 And that's what, like… 349 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,049 …a little more than one and a half turns, uh… 350 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,926 - So that's-- - It's one half of each turn. 351 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,179 - Well, it's over a half. - No, it's 83 minus a half-- 352 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,766 -Forty-one, point… 41.5. -Stop. I'm doing math. 353 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,018 -41.5 plus-- -Stop saying 41.5. 354 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,437 -You can't have half. -That's half of 83. 355 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,232 I know that's half of 83, but you can't have half of a person. 356 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,942 Do you see what's happened? You've infected us. 357 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,319 -I'm contagious. -No, no, no, this ain't shit. We got this. 358 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,904 - What ain't shit? - Covers tonight. 359 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,118 Yeah, well, I feel like I'm watching somebody make a giant soup sandwich. 360 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,911 -That's what I feel. -That's not helpful. 361 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,872 I know that we can operate tonight. 362 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,166 Yeah, just no dish pit. 363 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,210 You're not even washing dishes? That's fucking gross. 364 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,420 -No, we… -Uh… Okay. 365 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,255 I'm trying to help you out here. You know what, actually? 366 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,339 Why don't you suck my dick? 367 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,967 -We are doing the best we can. -Nicholas, suck my dick. 368 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,844 -On the 8:15 a.m.… -Fucking gofer… 369 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,095 You cocked it up, you're gonna cock it out! 370 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,763 You're about to get fucking power-washed! 371 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,640 Guys! 372 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,308 -Fucking deal with it. -Show some respect. 373 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,810 -Why didn't you call me? -I should have called you. 374 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,061 -Richie, Richie. -Fuck! 375 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,648 -Fuck you. Fuck you. -Fuck you. Fuck you. 376 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,566 Fuck you. 377 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,608 - Are you gonna… - Stop! 378 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,110 -Maybe I fucking will. -Yeah? 379 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,278 - Stop fucking… - Richie. 380 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,156 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 381 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,407 -Guys, stop! -Suck a dick. 382 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,909 We're going to have a dish pit operating 383 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,411 in the locker room… 384 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,955 …as a backup. 385 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:54,086 If the plumbing isn't able to be sorted out in time, 386 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,088 we'll have that dish pit. 387 00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:00,384 Otherwise, Ebra is also setting aside clean plates and cutlery 388 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,512 that no one will touch, that will be able to be used in service. 389 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,099 And I am shrinking portion sizes per Natalie's request. 390 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,309 There you go. 391 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:12,938 Well, sometimes when the world is telling you to go away, 392 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,190 you gotta listen. 393 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,442 I don't listen to the world. I listen to my crew. 394 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,986 I'm also gonna be doing my best tonight 395 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,782 to not speak over anybody and to not curse. 396 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,910 If anybody feels like they would like to join me, 397 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,077 they are welcome. 398 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,664 Until then, I'm going to find Ebra and get a plate count. 399 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,166 Service is at 5:30. 400 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,251 Ease. All you gotta do is ease it up. 401 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,461 - I said ease. - I am easing. 402 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,546 You have to be very delicate with this. Ease it up! 403 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,219 -I said ease, bro. -I said ease. 404 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,553 You have two options left, 405 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,472 but you're probably not gonna like either of them. 406 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,598 What's the first one? 407 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,143 -Don't say franchise! -That's like your only option. 408 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,145 Cheese, you don't understand. This place is a fucking jinxed. 409 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,563 The building is fucking jinxed. 410 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,399 - You just opened a portal to hell. - What? 411 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,860 The lights are flickering. The demons are coming. 412 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,153 You're gonna turn into a vampire. 413 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,489 You're gonna have to bite me so we can live together forever. 414 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,867 We could be together forever if you just bite me. 415 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,327 What the fuck are you talking about? 416 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,329 How the fuck are we supposed to turn this off now? 417 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,456 -I don't know. -What? 418 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,500 There's no idea inside my head. 419 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,169 I gotta get out. What is option number two? 420 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,838 Build up, up, up, up. 421 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,215 How the fuck do I afford that, you fucking idiot? 422 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,466 Not you. 423 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,427 You let somebody else put a fucking condo or a hotel 424 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,346 or a goddamn casino above the place. 425 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,723 What the fuck are you talking about? 426 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,100 You sell the air rights. 427 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,727 We own the fucking air rights? 428 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,939 -We'll find out. -Yeah, we'll find out. 429 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,402 Oh, shit. App's back up. App's back up. Don't trust machines. 430 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,696 Can you try to log in? My hands are shaking. 431 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,323 -Why are your hands shaking? -I just ripped three darts. 432 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,785 Motherfucking app's down again. 433 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,246 We're flying blind, guys, but it's all good. 434 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,248 All good here. Keep your heads down. 435 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,208 Keep fucking drilling! 436 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,127 Five and a half hours till service, chefs. 437 00:22:58,669 --> 00:22:59,670 Chef.