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Forget it.
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Just say it,
and she'll go home.
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Fine.
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You're right,
Jackie,
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the fonz could
beat up Bruce Lee.
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Thank you. Whoo.
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Now, Michael,
call me tonight at 8 o'clock.
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But that's when
chico and the man is on.
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I know.
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But I like it when you
describe it to me.
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Oh--do your chico
impersonation.
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I don't think these guys
really want to hear my chico--
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oh, go ahead,
Michael.
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By all means.
Please...
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All right.
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Looking good!
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Aah!
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I love it! I love it!
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Hey, kelso,
quick question--
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why can't you date someone
a little less annoying?
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Like who?
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What about
Barbara vanson?
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Nah. She's just
as annoying as Jackie.
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Yeah, but her
boobs are huge.
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So?
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Do you find that
annoying?
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Pam Macy.
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Now, she's got some
knockers, baby.
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True, but they're not
bigger than Barbara's.
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Yeah, they are.
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You're dreaming.
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It's like comparing...
Exodus and deuteronomy,
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both of which have taught us
very valuable lessons.
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Oh. Hi, dad.
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Damn dryer's broke.
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Ah, nuts.
I need my vice-grips.
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Have you seen Pam
in a tube top?
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It's like you're looking at
the grand tetons...
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In a tube top.
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Look, the issue isn't,
are Pam's big? Right?
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The issue is, are they
bigger than Barbara's?
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Because Barbara's
are bigger than--
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the walls of Jericho, which,
as we all know,
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came tumbling down, right?
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Hello, Mrs. Forman.
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Hi. Uh, Eric, did your
father come down here?
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Yeah. He's fixing
the dryer.
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Oh, dear. Heh heh.
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You know, ever since
the plant cut back his hours,
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he's spent all
his time fixing things...
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Things that
don't need fixing...
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Things I need, things I use,
things I love. Ha ha.
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I gotta go hide
the crock pot.
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Sounds like
your dad is losing it.
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Jeez, if he's
like this now,
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he's gonna be a total head case
if they shut down the plant.
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He's just gonna be
this pathetic guy--
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with breasts the size
of watermelons!
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...is what Moses
said to the Egyptians.
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Kelso, go home.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Forman has the ball.
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He fakes left,
he fakes right,
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the crowd
is on their feet.
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They're chanting
"forman! Forman! For--"
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game.
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I got winners.
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No. I gotta go.
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It's almost 8.
I gotta call Jackie.
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Looking good!
Looking good!
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Shut up.
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Pinciottl has the ball.
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Forman guards her
closely.
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She tries to shake him,
but she can't.
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Pinciottl actually scores!
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Hell freezes over!
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A monkey types Hamlet.
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1-0.
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Loser's out.
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Pinciottl the underdog
up by 5.
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She fakes right,
she fakes left,
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she fakes right
then left.
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She fakes faking right
and fakes left.
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Now she actually--
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Donna, what
are you doing?
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Running out the clock.
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There is no clock.
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Sucker!
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And that's game!
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Man, what a slaughter!
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I just swept the court with you
from one end to the other. Whoo!
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I gotta go inside,
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but I'll leave
the light on.
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I don't want you
to gloat in the dark.
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Well, hey, Eric,
don't you want your balls back?
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Ok now, that's...
A little uncalled for.
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Oh, uh, yeah.
Thanks.
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Is this table
wobbling?
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I--i don't think so.
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No, no, no, no.
It's definitely wobbling.
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Well, honey,
anything will wobble
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if you shake it
hard enough.
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Give me a hand, Eric.
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We're gonna
flip this table over.
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Honey, honey,
we're eating.
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We're eating.
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Just put a
sugar packet under it.
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Sugar packet?
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That's what's wrong
with this country, Eric.
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Nobody wants to roll up
their sleeves and work.
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They're all looking for
their sugar-packet solution.
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Well, not me.
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I'm getting a saw.
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Mom, has dad
gone crazy?
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I'm afraid so, dear.
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Whoa...
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Donna beat you
in basketball?
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Is this true, Eric?
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Yeah. What?
Is that a big deal?
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Of course not...
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Unless Donna
happens to be,
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you know, a girl.
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Especially
a girl you love.
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You know, in my country,
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if a woman beats you,
it means they want you.
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Really?
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Yes. But this
is america, wuss.
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♪ Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss ♪
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♪ wuss, wuss
wuss, wuss ♪
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Kelso. Kelso!
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Would you stop that?
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♪ Wuss-wuss-wuss-wuss
wuss-wuss ♪
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Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
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What about kelso?
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I mean, Jackie has
him totally whipped.
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Whipped like
the family pig.
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I am not pig-whipped.
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Where do you even
get that stuff?
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Are you kidding?
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[Imitating Jackie]
Michael, call me at 8.
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Michael, do your
chico impression.
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Michael, rub oil on my thighs
while I spank you.
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Please,
someone else talk now.
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I think we got it.
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That's lovely, red.
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Solid as a rock.
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It sure is.
Thank you.
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Now, um...
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Why don't you go watch TV
while I get lunch ready?
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Kitty...
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Take your hand
off of that melon.
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You know, you haven't
gone fishing--
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kitty, take your hand
off that melon.
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Well, I got to
get back to work.
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Midge, this table's
a little wobbly.
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Stick some sugar packets
under it, will ya?
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god!
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Donna, it's for you.
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Hello?
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You beat Eric
at basketball.
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How could that happen?
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So I beat Eric
at basketball.
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What's the big deal?
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Eric will never
be your boyfriend
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if you keep beating
him at stuff.
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Ok. It is like
in Westside story.
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Now, if Maria beat Tony
at one-on-one,
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they would have never
fallen in love.
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Yeah, and Tony never would have
been killed in that knife fight.
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And neither will Eric
if you're not careful.
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No. Don't worry
about it.
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Someone
will stab Eric. Bye.
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Honey, I think your
annoying friend is right.
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What?
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Certain things change.
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Eric and I have been
playing games our whole lives.
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Sometimes he wins,
and sometimes I win.
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No. I mean
the rules change.
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Women have to pretend
to be weak and fragile
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so that men
can feel superior.
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That's insane.
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If women don't learn
to stand up for themselves,
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men will always
control the world.
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Oh, honey, men don't
control the world.
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Ok. I'll see you later.
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Honey, could you
open this jar for me?
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Sure thing, puddin'.
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Ooh.
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Oh, I'm so lucky to have my big,
strong grizzly bear around.
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Rrooaaarrr...
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First of all,
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yuck.
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Second, things don't even
work like that anymore.
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That's what the equal rights
amendment is for.
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That's good, dear.
You stick to your principles,
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and 40 years from now
you can tell all your cats
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how you won
a basketball game.
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Ok, she was going, like,
"that is so gross."
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And I went, like, "well,
it takes one to know one."
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And she was,
like, "nuh-uh."
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And I went,
"yeah, uh-huh."
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Uh-huh.
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Man, are you still
on the phone?
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Come on, let's go.
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I can't.
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Hey, the movie starts
in 5 minutes. Let's go.
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I can't.
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Wuuussss...
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Jackie, hold on.
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Ok, I'll tell her there's
an emergency and I gotta go.
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She'll buy that,
right?
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Yeah,
except for one thing.
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Jackie?
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Jackie! Oh...
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Don't be
her whipped pig.
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Yeah, look...
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She hung up on you.
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Let's go.
You call her later. Ok?
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Yeah.
She hung up on me.
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Let's go.
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Way to be.
Way to be.
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That's right.
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Do you want
to play air hockey?
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With you?
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00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:07,207
Oh, I'd love to,
but, uh...
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I'm kind of tired.
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And my wrist hurts.
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And I think
I'm coming down with the flu.
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Well,
it's just as well.
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I'm pretty bad
at it.
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00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,468
You know, one game
isn't going to kill me.
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Alright,
you serve first.
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Okay.
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Whoa!
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No way you could
stop that.
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00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,104
That was going so fast,
you couldn't even see that.
265
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,153
I saw that.
266
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,585
Whoo.
267
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,128
Well, that's game.
268
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,845
That's...
269
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,932
That's great.
270
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,850
Are you ok with that?
271
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,685
Sure.
272
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,663
Bingo.
273
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,376
Ah, crap.
274
00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:33,585
No, no, no.
275
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,587
Now look, we just will
get rid of these chairs,
276
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,339
and we will sit
on the floor
277
00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:39,174
like those nice
Japanese people
278
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:43,637
in flower drum song.
279
00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:45,514
I'll have to make new legs
for the damn thing.
280
00:12:45,722 --> 00:12:46,890
I'll be in the garage
if you need me.
281
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,185
Ok, well, now, you take
your time and you do a good job.
282
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,937
You call me
if you need anything.
283
00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:53,689
Shh!
284
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:56,984
I mean, if--
285
00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:59,987
shh, shh.
286
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:01,321
Is it me...
287
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,449
Or is that refrigerator
too loud?
288
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,081
What refrigerator?
289
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,001
Red, there is no noise.
There is no noise.
290
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:16,962
♪ You'll be swell ♪
291
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,672
♪ you'll be great ♪
292
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,842
♪ gonna have the
whole world on a plate ♪
293
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:34,021
Hey, nice shot.
294
00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:34,938
Thanks.
295
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,398
You wanna play?
296
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,191
I don't know.
297
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,278
Ok. Why not?
298
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:44,406
Look, game to 21.
I'll take it out first.
299
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,662
Have you been
practicing?
300
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,706
Well...
301
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:55,250
A little.
302
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,554
My goodness,
what a super shot.
303
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,098
Donna,
what are you doing?
304
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,309
I'm...
305
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:15,145
Losing to you, you big,
strong grizzly bear.
306
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,646
Rraaarrr...
307
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,154
Donna, you're intentionally
throwing the game.
308
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,822
I'm throwing
the game?
309
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:26,948
Donna?
310
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,493
I didn't want you to feel bad
about losing to a girl again.
311
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:33,455
Well, thanks, 'cause being
pitied is so much better.
312
00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:35,082
God, I can't believe
you care about this.
313
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,292
All I did was beat you
at a few lousy games.
314
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,544
A few? No, two.
Try two lousy games,
315
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,796
not a few. Two.
316
00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:42,130
And I don't care,
317
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:48,011
so please
leave my property.
318
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,805
As long as
you don't care.
319
00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:53,850
God!
320
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,188
Have you been standing
there the whole time?
321
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,691
No. I came out to get one
of your father's tools.
322
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,986
He's in there working
on my refrigerator.
323
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:07,697
So I gather
you and Donna
324
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,616
are going through
a rough patch.
325
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,742
No, mom.
326
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,121
We're in a school play about
two people who hate each other.
327
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:16,665
Oh, ok.
Ok, Mr. Smart-mouth,
328
00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:18,625
but when you get older,
you are going to realize
329
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,502
that it's pretty
silly to get upset
330
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,505
about losing a game
to your girlfriend.
331
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:26,216
You know what? I don't want
to talk to you about this.
332
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:26,967
Well, you know what?
333
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:28,802
I don't want to talk
to you about this,
334
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:31,596
but I will tell you
one thing--
335
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,808
your father and I have played
many, many games over the years,
336
00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:37,936
and we never kept score,
and we always had fun.
337
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,354
Now, what did
I come out here for?
338
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,106
Oh.
339
00:15:41,314 --> 00:15:44,276
Your father's fixing
my refrigerator.
340
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:56,538
Red, honey...
341
00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:58,081
Forget the refrigerator.
342
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,668
There's something wrong
with the garage door.
343
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:06,882
Michael...
344
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,968
We need to talk.
345
00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:14,681
And I am over here...
346
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,895
Oh, god,
what am I gonna do?
347
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,731
Well, you could--and I know
this is a radical suggestion--
348
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:25,484
but, um, be a man?
349
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,821
You're right, Hyde.
350
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,782
No more excuses.
351
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:36,203
She will
crush him, yes?
352
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:39,623
Like the spirit of
your Mayan forefathers.
353
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:42,918
My forefathers
were not Mayan.
354
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:44,836
Like anyone cares.
355
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,090
So, Michael?
356
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,135
So, Jackie...
357
00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:01,394
I didn't mean
to make you hang up on me.
358
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,147
I'm sorry.
It'll never happen again.
359
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:04,856
That's ok.
360
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,609
You were obviously
under a bad influence.
361
00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:11,530
Yeah.
362
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,156
I'm thirsty.
363
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,951
Michael,
get me a pop.
364
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,749
I'm sorry.
I remember saying "be a man,"
365
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,544
not "be a wuss."
366
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,672
I am ashamed
to know you.
367
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,133
Uh-huh.
368
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,052
Uh-huh.
369
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,847
All right. All those who
are gettin' some, hands up.
370
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,392
Anybody else?
371
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,726
Gettin' some?
372
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,895
Hyde? Fez?
373
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,523
Yeah.
374
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,873
What are you doing?
375
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:06,418
Oh, just...
Shootin' some hoops,
376
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,962
waiting for an apology..
377
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,506
Well, when you think of one,
I'll be glad to hear it.
378
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,055
Ok, look...
379
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,932
We were both
acting like jerks.
380
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,559
I'm sorry.
381
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:25,103
Yeah,
I'm sorry, too.
382
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,857
You know, maybe we shouldn't
play basketball anymore.
383
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:31,735
Or any games,
for that matter.
384
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,236
Yeah. Maybe.
385
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,696
End of an era, huh?
386
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,364
Hey, remember
when we were 8
387
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,074
and I beat you
at wrestling?
388
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,784
That was fun.
389
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,330
Donna, you sat on my chest
and made me eat a clump of dirt.
390
00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:45,999
All right, screw it.
You want to just play?
391
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:48,251
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
392
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,669
Hey, you're not
gonna make me eat
393
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,504
a clump of dirt again,
are you?
394
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,131
We'll see.
395
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:57,886
Forman has the ball.
396
00:18:58,094 --> 00:19:00,096
He fakes left,
he blows by pinciottl--
397
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,223
pinciottl leaps
on his back...
398
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:05,727
What do you want?
399
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:06,645
Give me the ball!
400
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:09,606
What do you want?
401
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,733
You want
some of this?
402
00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:20,283
Ok, foul.
403
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,952
So now suddenly we're
calling every little thing?
404
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:23,620
Wait, what are you doing?
405
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:24,996
Reaching for
a clump of dirt.
406
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,998
No. Don't.
407
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,334
I must...Reach...
Clump of dirt.
408
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,003
Not while I
still breathe.
409
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,092
What?
Nothing.
410
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,302
Donna?
411
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:39,928
You gotta go.
412
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:40,553
That's my dad.
413
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,179
Right.
414
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:41,888
See ya.
415
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,057
Bye.
416
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:45,558
Hey, wait. Who won?
417
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,894
I wasn't
keeping score.
418
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,604
Cool. Me, neither.
419
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:58,321
Well, that was
pretty sad, Eric.
420
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,531
What?
421
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:00,365
Come on...
422
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:02,325
I'm gonna teach you
how to play basketball.
423
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,160
We got 4 hours
'til your bedtime,
424
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,540
and we are gonna
drill, drill, drill.
425
00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,250
But I thought...
426
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,001
That mom
needed your help.
427
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,712
Mrs. Forman: Can't hear you,
Eric. I'm ironing.
428
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,297
♪ La la-la-la... ♪
429
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,050
We'll start you off
with 100 squat thrusts.
430
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,885
But dad, we don't
even know who won.
431
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:21,761
She did.
432
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,304
Now, hit it.
433
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,601
1 ...
434
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,604
2...
435
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,274
3...
436
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,067
4...
437
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,778
98...
438
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,573
99...
439
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,116
100.
440
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,998
Ok. Let's play.
441
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,591
But Barbra Streisand
became this huge star, right?
442
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:02,260
But kris kristofferson
could not take it anymore,
443
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:06,055
so he drinks and drinks
and crashes his car.
444
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,932
Isn't that romantic?
445
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,686
Say "yes, it is."
446
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,188
Yes, it is.
447
00:21:13,396 --> 00:21:16,399
Oh, I just love
romantic movies, don't you?
448
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,360
"Yes, I do."
449
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,530
Yes, I do.
450
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,533
You know what would be a good
romantic scene in a movie?
451
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,076
That night we had
by the reservoir
452
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,120
when we went
skinny dipping.
453
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,332
Remember?
454
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:36,503
"No. Describe it to me."
455
00:21:36,711 --> 00:21:38,338
No. Describe it to me.
456
00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,673
Michael,
you're so bad.
457
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,677
Ok. The water
was really cold,
458
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,554
so when I dove in...
459
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,139
Well, you know.
460
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,975
No, I don't know.
461
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,852
Michael!
462
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,776
Um...
463
00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:00,819
Dad, about this table.
464
00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:01,528
Eric--
465
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:02,654
what about the table?
466
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:07,242
Just that it is
so darn great, red.
467
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,869
I think I ought to
shave down the legs.
468
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,081
No. That would
just ruin it, red.
469
00:22:13,289 --> 00:22:16,084
For god's sakes, I know how
to cut the legs off a table.
470
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:19,879
You're telling me.
471
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,590
What was that?
472
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,217
Nothing, sir.
473
00:22:24,425 --> 00:22:26,219
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475
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