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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Sync and corrected by
rickSG www.Addic7ed.Com

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All right, parents and
students, please take your seats.

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Okay, okay.

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Now, as you know,

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there was an incident
at the school last week

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involving a student referring
to rape as a "hot Cosby."

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M'kay?

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Listen, listen!

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Principal Victoria has been fired.

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- Whoa.
- What?

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- Fired? Really?
- Sweet, dude!

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And a new person has been appointed
to try and make South Park Elementary

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a more progressive place that
fits in with today's times.

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M'kay?

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So, please welcome P.C. Principal.

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All right, listen up. My
name is P.C. Principal.

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I don't know about you, but
frankly, I'm sick and tired

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of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.

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I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!

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Students who still use the word "retarded,"

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a teacher who said women without
wombs should get an AIDS test.

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Oh, I was a lesbian then.

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A chef person of color

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who the children had sing soul songs,

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and who the children drove to kill himself.

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No, he got brainwashed by a cult.

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And that's two days
detention for you, young man.

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- We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?

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Let me ask you this.
We're in Colorado, right?

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Where are the Hispanic kids? Huh?

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Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?

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Well, we have Token. He's black.

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And that's two days detention
for you, Mackey. Congratulations.

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Wha... I got detention?

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I Googled South Park before I came here,

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and I could not believe the
shit you are getting away with.

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People claiming to be
advocates of transgender rights,

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but really just wanting to
use the women's bathroom.

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A white man who thinks he's Chinese,

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and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.

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Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!

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What the fuck is this? Are you kidding me?

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I'm telling you all, this is done.

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Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.

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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You hear that?

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That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.

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Suck it.

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Man, I guess things are gonna
be different around here.

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You know what, I think it's good.

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Let's face it, this is long overdue.

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Did you guys hear?

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Cartman got four days detention

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for calling Heidi Turner "Clitty Litter."

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But the thing is, Eric
isn't even fighting it.

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It's like he's all sad and scared.

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Good! He should be sad and scared.

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These things do matter.

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And I already feel better to be at a
school where we can start to have a dialogue

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and talk about this stuff.

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Will Kyle Broflovski

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report to the principal's
office immediately, m'kay?

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Kyle Broflovski.

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Did I say that all right?

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Uh, hi.

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I'm Gerald, Kyle Broflovski's father.

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Have a seat.

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I've been talking with your child,

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and we're gonna be giving
him two weeks detention.

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What's this about, Kyle?

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Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girl

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that, frankly, make me want to puke.

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Now that I'm principal, I'm not
gonna allow anyone at this school

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to be made feel unsafe and harassed.

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Wh-wh-what
did he say?

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You'll have to excuse my language.

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"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."

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This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speech

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isn't gonna fly here, bro!

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I thought we were all on
board that Caitlyn Jenner

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is an amazing, beautiful woman

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who had the exquisite bravery of a
butterfly flying against the wind.

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And then this shit comes
out of people's mouths!

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P.C. Principal, I-I'm sure Kyle

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was just referring to
Bruce Jenner as a person,

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and not trying to say anything against...

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You got a fucking problem, bro?

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No.

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'Cause it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!

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It's Caitlyn, and she's
a fucking stunning woman!

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Or maybe you're the one teaching him
to demean women in the first place.

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Huh?! What's up? What's up, bro?!

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Look, maybe we can all just take...

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Get the fucking out of here, dude!

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I mean, who the hell
does this guy think he is?

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Some college kid's gonna come
in and tell us our ways are old?

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Yeah.

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And you can't bully our kids like that.

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Kyle's already gotten
two weeks of detention.

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For what?

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Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.

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Oh. Caitlyn Jenner? She's a hero.

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She is stunning and brave.

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Stunning.

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She is absolutely beautiful,
and an inspiration.

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- Yep.
- Yep, that's right.

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What the hell are you guys talki...

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Uh, we got to be careful, Gerald.

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This is a college bar.

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Somebody here have a
problem with Caitlyn Jenner?

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- No.
- No?

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'Cause she's a stunning, beautiful woman,

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and if you want to call her anything
else, I'm ready to throw down.

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No, no. We're totally fine with it.

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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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"It"?

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Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!

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I'm P.C., bro. I'll throw down.

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- Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.

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Sweet, bro. I'm P.C. UMass.

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- Yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!

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So, do we have a fucking problem here?

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No!

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Caitlyn Jenner is the
bravest woman in America.

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Whee-oo!
Whee-oo! Whee-oo!

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Did someone here just say America

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in a way that otherizes and demeans
the people of Latin and South America?

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Nice, dude. You P.C.?

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Yeah, Chino Hills.

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You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?!

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Yeah, you want to make fun of me?!

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Hey! What seems to be the
problem here, gentlemen?

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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.

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Oh, nice. We're all P.C., too.

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No way! There's more P.C. bros here?

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Yeah, dude. Ohio State.

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Sweet, bros! Texas AandM.

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Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individuals

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in this town who defended
social minorities.

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- We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!

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We should all get a house together
and unite our tolerant views.

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- Fucking do it, dude!
- Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Whoo!

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Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.

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Yeah, bro! P.C.!

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Well, how long do you think this will last?

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Lasted about six years last time.

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We got at least 5.9 years to go.

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Uh, hey, Cartman. What's going on?

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Aren't you going to, uh, you know,

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go do something about this new principal?

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I've already got four days of detention.

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I don't want any more.

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I'm gonna start following the rules.

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But this isn't you, Cartman!

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Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman we know?

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The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules,

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and he gets away with
it, just like his hero.

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Come on. Who's your hero, Cartman?

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Tom Brady.

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Right. And what does Tom Brady
do after breaking the rules?

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- Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!

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Yeah, what... What would Tom Brady
say if he got caught shoplifting?

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"Everybody shoplifts. Why
are you coming down on me?"

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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You're Tom Brady, Cartman.

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And that new principal in there
is the football commissioner

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trying to dictate his punishment to you.

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And what happens when
an invulnerable cheater

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comes up against an
elitist corporate dictator?

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A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the country

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has to deal with for months on end.

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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You're right, guys. I'm
gonna Tom Brady this thing.

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say,

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"You're not giving me
four days of detention.

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You're only giving me one!"

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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No. No, to hell with that. You're
giving me no days suspension!

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And then I'm gonna go
home and fuck my hot wife,

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who's not even that hot, and
kind of looks like a dude!

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Thanks, guys.

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I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.

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I can get around these pesky rules.

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Butters, I'm going to need your underwear.

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Okay!

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Cool. I think we did it.

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Oh, P.C. Principal. How are you today?

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What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?

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You know, I think you and I got
off on the wrong foot the other day.

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By all means, please, keep your dick out.

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You see, I'm not going to
accept four days of detention,

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and you're going to apologize publicly

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for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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It's just a request,
that's all. See you around.

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Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.

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What's this?

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Why, this is a little boy's underwear.

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Why, this is Butters' underwear.

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What?

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P.C. Principal, you
have Butters' underwear?

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And now...

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Oh, my gosh, it's got you DNA all over it.

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This certainly doesn't look good for you.

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I don't need to tell anyone about this.

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No, I think we have an understanding.

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Capiche?

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What did you just say?

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You mean about keeping your dick out?

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"Capiche"?

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You're associating Italian-Americans
to intimidation tactics?

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You better watch your
microaggressions, bro.

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O-kay.

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Look, you don't want to end up like
the spokesman for Subway, do you?

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Did you just use a term that
excludes women from an occupation?!

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Okay, let's back up. Aah!

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Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokesperson

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when women are just as capable
of selling sandwiches as anyone?!

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Are you purposely trying to use words
that assert your male privilege?!

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No, I'm sorry! I was just trying
to frame you for raping Butters!

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Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?!

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Oh, God!

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You dare to use words that
alienate two communities of people

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who have to deal with verbal
biases like yours on a daily basis?!

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Can I speak with P.C. Principal, please?

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Oh, yeah. We got another one, guys!

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All right! Bring him in, bro!

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We're ready! Whoo!

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Wait, what?

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Hey, no, I-I don't...

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All the pledges, take a shot!

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All right, pledges. We're excited
you want to try and be P.C.

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We hope you've got what it takes

247
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to join the most socially
active group in America.

248
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Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo!

249
00:10:47,641 --> 00:10:49,608
You know, there's still some
people out there that say,

250
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:51,399
"What does being P.C. really mean?"

251
00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,744
Well, I'll tell you what it means.

252
00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:55,280
It means you love nothing
more than beer, working out,

253
00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:57,749
and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defend

254
00:10:57,785 --> 00:10:59,684
a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.

255
00:10:59,812 --> 00:11:01,153
- Whoo!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

256
00:11:01,188 --> 00:11:02,220
- Dude, let's go!
- Whoo, whoo!

257
00:11:02,256 --> 00:11:03,421
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

258
00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:04,956
- Whoo-hooo!
- Whoo-hooo!

259
00:11:04,992 --> 00:11:06,123
Whooo!

260
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,776
Let's go! Yeah!

261
00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:25,811
You got home pretty late last night.

262
00:11:25,846 --> 00:11:27,445
6:00 a.m.?

263
00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,917
I've joined a social-awareness group.

264
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,864
It's a coalition that
discourages the use of...

265
00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:38,081
words that have negative
or offensive connotations

266
00:11:38,277 --> 00:11:39,825
to grant respect

267
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,645
to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.

268
00:11:43,197 --> 00:11:45,864
You got in at 6:00, and
now you're missing work.

269
00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:48,484
We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.

270
00:11:48,629 --> 00:11:52,522
Having laughs at less privileged
people and thinking it was harmless.

271
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,735
Our group is... trying to
be a civilizing influence,

272
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,529
where we discuss and have meetings

273
00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:02,742
to better define and reinforce tolerance
and acceptance of all groups of people.

274
00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:04,527
Hm.

275
00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:07,407
And do they have booze at these meetings?

276
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:08,820
Uh...

277
00:12:08,856 --> 00:12:10,985
They serve refreshments, yes.

278
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,644
Cartman?

279
00:12:18,328 --> 00:12:20,032
We can't beat him, you guys.

280
00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:22,500
P.C. Principal is too strong.

281
00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:24,156
What do we do now?

282
00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:25,687
There's nothing left to do.

283
00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:28,356
I'm going to admit I did something wrong,

284
00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:30,836
take my punishment and move on.

285
00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:32,552
I'm not Tom Brady.

286
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:33,756
Oh, no!

287
00:12:33,791 --> 00:12:36,197
Dude, if we all tell the
police what the principal did,

288
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,033
- he'll be fired.
- Yeah!

289
00:12:38,085 --> 00:12:39,562
- No way.
- Why?

290
00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:42,422
Because P.C. Principal is right, Kyle.

291
00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:44,635
You and I are bigots.

292
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,938
And it's time for us to grow up.

293
00:12:47,294 --> 00:12:48,877
No, you're a bigot.

294
00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:51,139
If I can face my prejudice, why can't you?

295
00:12:51,297 --> 00:12:52,964
We're two privileged, straight white boys

296
00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:55,600
who have their laughs about
things we never had to deal with.

297
00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,262
I'm not going to apologize for
saying Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.

298
00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,926
In fact, personally,

299
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,091
I think she's most likely
not a very good person.

300
00:13:03,226 --> 00:13:03,904
Aah! Aah!

301
00:13:04,061 --> 00:13:06,124
Kyle, believe me, I know
the struggle with hatred.

302
00:13:06,234 --> 00:13:09,099
Let's make ourselves
better people... together.

303
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,200
Come on, fat-ass.

304
00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:14,208
No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.

305
00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:16,008
So you're never gonna
call me a dirty Jew again?

306
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,155
No.

307
00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:20,825
I'm going to call you... my friend.

308
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:22,322
Oh, fuck you.

309
00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:26,620
I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.

310
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:30,669
♪♪

311
00:13:35,092 --> 00:13:37,258
All right, pledges, listen up.

312
00:13:37,311 --> 00:13:39,844
Congratulations on making
it to the final cuts.

313
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:40,845
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

314
00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:42,144
Dude, let's go!

315
00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:43,919
Now it's time for the final test.

316
00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:47,013
So, what you're gonna have to
do to prove you belong with P.C.

317
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,706
is go out there and
check someone's privilege.

318
00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:50,905
Finally!

319
00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:51,940
Yes!

320
00:13:51,992 --> 00:13:54,609
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.

321
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,751
Tofer, can you explain
check your privilege, please?

322
00:13:56,913 --> 00:13:59,948
It's getting someone to acknowledge
their own inherent privileges,

323
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,320
and reminding them to put them aside

324
00:14:01,462 --> 00:14:03,924
in order to better understand
another human's plight.

325
00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:06,953
You see, there's still people out
there like Brett fucking Favre,

326
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:08,840
who think that when we all stand up

327
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,924
and applaud Caitlyn
Jenner at the ESPY awards,

328
00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:13,408
he can get away with one
of these bullshit claps.

329
00:14:15,515 --> 00:14:16,881
It's called clapping, Favre!

330
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,634
What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?

331
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,680
You're either on board or you're not, bro.

332
00:14:21,855 --> 00:14:23,772
Now, if he's gonna bring shame on someone,

333
00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:25,607
then he can have his privilege checked,

334
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:27,642
and have a little shame
brought down on him!

335
00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:29,814
You want me to shame Brett Favre?

336
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,312
No.

337
00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:33,553
'Cause there's somebody even worse now.

338
00:14:45,962 --> 00:14:48,747
Aah! What the fuck dude?! What the fuck.

339
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:54,298
_

340
00:15:01,979 --> 00:15:03,665
I may be down, but I'm not out.

341
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,230
Tom Brady's never out.

342
00:15:05,265 --> 00:15:06,848
You broke the rules!

343
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,350
You I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.

344
00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:11,019
You. You broke the rules.

345
00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:13,521
You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.

346
00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:15,023
Yeah, you broke the rules!

347
00:15:15,075 --> 00:15:16,858
I'm the commissioner. I can
break the rules 'cause you guys

348
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,660
broke the rules before but
I didn't bust you enough.

349
00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:21,246
Just 'cause you didn't bust us enough
for breaking the rules, that doesn't mean

350
00:15:21,281 --> 00:15:22,864
you can break the rules busting us now.

351
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,116
Fuck both you guys. I can do whatever
I want. I'm breaking the rules.

352
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:26,251
Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!

353
00:15:26,286 --> 00:15:28,287
Fuck you, I'm the Commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.

354
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,788
Fuck your rules!

355
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,039
Fuck you guys, always fucking rules.

356
00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:32,674
I'll fuck all the rules! Rules, rules...

357
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:33,625
Aah! Butters!

358
00:15:33,677 --> 00:15:34,592
I'm here, Eric.

359
00:15:34,628 --> 00:15:35,543
Oh, Butters.

360
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,462
I've lived such a horrible life,

361
00:15:37,925 --> 00:15:41,196
always doing whatever I want and
claiming it to be for integrity.

362
00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:43,195
- Butters?
- Yes, Eric?

363
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,441
I'm never going back to the person I was.

364
00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:46,910
I swear to God.

365
00:15:47,107 --> 00:15:49,140
From now on, the world is going to know

366
00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:51,810
a new and better Eric Cartman.

367
00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:01,660
Will you please tell your
dad to leave me alone?

368
00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:03,270
Dude, what happened?

369
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:07,073
Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,

370
00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:08,395
and after I finally fell asleep,

371
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:11,531
I woke up Saran-wrapped to a
tree with penises on my face.

372
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:13,328
And this.

373
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,499
Hang on.

374
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,315
Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?

375
00:16:21,076 --> 00:16:22,916
Did I check his privilege? Yes.

376
00:16:23,802 --> 00:16:25,278
I had some refreshments,

377
00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:28,248
and I checked your friend's privilege.

378
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:29,716
That's my best friend, Dad.

379
00:16:29,752 --> 00:16:31,728
Stop shaming him because
you want to fit in.

380
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:35,471
Stan, straight white males in a
capitalistic society have little...

381
00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:38,911
understanding of victimization
compared to injustices...

382
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:40,561
against underprivileged.

383
00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:43,597
Dicks on your face is a
very first-world problem.

384
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:45,048
Oh, shit!

385
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:49,719
Look, Kyle, maybe you should just say

386
00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:51,154
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.

387
00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,673
I didn't even say she wasn't a hero!

388
00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:55,842
I just said she isn't a hero to me!

389
00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:58,978
I didn't like Bruce Jenner as a
person when he was on the Kardashians,

390
00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:00,548
and I don't suddenly like him now.

391
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,092
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

392
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,134
- Her.
- Her! Yes!

393
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,356
Oh, it's no use, Butters.

394
00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:11,754
I want to get out there and
start making positive changes,

395
00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:13,388
but I can barely even walk.

396
00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:16,493
- How is everybody doing?
- Well, they're fine.

397
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:18,594
Everyone's just kind of
keeping their mouths shut.

398
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:19,709
It's kind of nice.

399
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,660
So the P.C. guys are leaving people alone.

400
00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:24,082
- Well, except for...
- Who?

401
00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:26,972
Well... Well, now they've
made Kyle their main target.

402
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:30,294
♪♪

403
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,180
Kyle?

404
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:34,255
My friend Kyle?

405
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:39,875
Eric, what are you doing?

406
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,039
I don't have a choice.

407
00:17:41,214 --> 00:17:42,847
I have to take these P.C. people out.

408
00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:44,512
Oh, but I thought you agreed with them.

409
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:46,701
I do, but I have to help Kyle

410
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,579
even if I don't agree with
his hateful, bigoted thoughts.

411
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:51,402
Kyle's view may be warped.

412
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,696
I personally think Caitlyn
Jenner's a stunning hero.

413
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,353
But that doesn't mean I'll stand by

414
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:58,385
while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.

415
00:17:58,574 --> 00:18:00,793
We're going to war with these
P.C. people once and for all.

416
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:03,410
Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican women

417
00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:04,625
and some taco launchers.

418
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,152
Well, okay!

419
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,917
Social justice! One,
two, three! Whoo, whoo!

420
00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:12,202
I wanna be P.C.! Whoo, whoo!

421
00:18:12,254 --> 00:18:14,504
It's just the way to be for me!

422
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,089
And you! Whoo, whoo!

423
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,175
Your hateful slurs are through! Whoo, whoo!

424
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,760
I call whoo, whoo on you!

425
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:23,130
Whoo, whoo! We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!

426
00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:24,631
Whoo, whoo!

427
00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:28,135
We are language police fighting bigotry!

428
00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:30,437
Hurtful words can suck our turds,

429
00:18:30,472 --> 00:18:32,055
'cause it's P.C. for me!

430
00:18:32,107 --> 00:18:33,857
- And you!
- Whoo, whoo!

431
00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:34,975
- Yeah!
- Yeah, bro!

432
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:36,560
-Yeah!
-Yeah! P.C., bro!

433
00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:40,085
All right. Send in the
pregnant Mexican women.

434
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,203
Oh, oh! Oh!

435
00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:47,371
Bro!

436
00:18:47,406 --> 00:18:48,913
Fire the taco launchers!

437
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,470
Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!

438
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,643
Dude, what is this, bro?

439
00:19:09,678 --> 00:19:10,844
I don't know, bro!

440
00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:14,481
The Syrian refugee children are in.

441
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:15,757
Send in Jared!

442
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:24,630
What in the world is going on?

443
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,360
All right, good.

444
00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:28,578
The pregnant Mexican women are
falling asleep on the tacos.

445
00:19:28,614 --> 00:19:31,281
All right, the Syrian refugees are
trying to protect their children.

446
00:19:33,702 --> 00:19:35,369
Aaah!

447
00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:38,005
There's still too many
P.C. guys on the balcony.

448
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,339
Oh Fuck, there's Kyle.

449
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,893
What the fuck are you doing, Kyle?

450
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,370
Enough!

451
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,797
Stop!

452
00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:49,599
Everyone stop!

453
00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:58,831
This is so wrong! I can't let it continue.

454
00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:00,920
This is not ever what I intended.

455
00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:02,875
I just want to say...

456
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:05,622
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.

457
00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:07,443
There's no other way to say it.

458
00:20:07,536 --> 00:20:11,430
What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.

459
00:20:21,717 --> 00:20:23,500
Whoo-hoo!

460
00:20:43,756 --> 00:20:45,989
Ow, hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!

461
00:20:46,408 --> 00:20:47,858
Ahh.

462
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,288
Got to hand it to you, Marsh.

463
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,353
You really checked that
little boy's privilege.

464
00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:54,040
Using those Syrian
refugees was genius, bro.

465
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,680
Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imagery

466
00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:59,958
and outrageous stereotypes to
provoke someone to open their eyes.

467
00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:01,542
So, I'm P.C. now?

468
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:04,465
You're not only P.C., you've
actually changed my P.C.

469
00:21:04,591 --> 00:21:06,427
Congrats. Here's your Oakleys.

470
00:21:06,591 --> 00:21:08,015
Oh, wow, Oakleys!

471
00:21:08,845 --> 00:21:10,510
Oh, yeah, bro. These are sweet.

472
00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:13,544
So, I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?

473
00:21:13,769 --> 00:21:14,551
Yes.

474
00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:17,669
But at least we showed him that
sometimes joking about un-P.C. things

475
00:21:17,801 --> 00:21:19,399
can actually be important

476
00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:21,472
because it starts a dialogue.

477
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:24,083
What's wrong, Kyle?

478
00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:25,969
You have your cake. Eat it, too.

479
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:28,190
It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,

480
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:30,197
and that the only person who won was you.

481
00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:31,568
Hmm...

482
00:21:31,687 --> 00:21:33,860
And who does that remind you of, Kyle?

483
00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:35,666
Now, if you don't mind,

484
00:21:35,832 --> 00:21:37,573
I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife.

485
00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,940
Who kind of looks like a dude.

486
00:21:41,144 --> 00:21:44,128
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