1 00:00:00,644 --> 00:00:03,093 Now, please don't tell me we've got the only medic who can't stand the sight of blood. 2 00:00:03,144 --> 00:00:05,394 Bashira. That's a lovely name. 3 00:00:05,443 --> 00:00:07,613 - I'm Molly. - Molly? 4 00:00:07,663 --> 00:00:10,013 That kid is spotting for the Taliban and reporting back. 5 00:00:11,624 --> 00:00:13,694 - Man down! - That's Smurf! 6 00:00:13,743 --> 00:00:16,134 Sir, he's losing blood. I can get to him. 7 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,414 Molly! 8 00:00:18,463 --> 00:00:21,893 I was a dickhead. I'm telling you, I've learnt a big lesson. 9 00:00:21,943 --> 00:00:23,934 I'm going to come back to you. 10 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:26,053 - Well done, Dawes. - Thank you, Sir. 11 00:00:26,103 --> 00:00:27,614 You're an excellent medic. 12 00:00:27,664 --> 00:00:29,984 You're proving yourself. 13 00:00:44,823 --> 00:00:45,863 Bashira. 14 00:00:47,223 --> 00:00:48,774 You dropped this at the market. 15 00:00:48,823 --> 00:00:50,064 I've been chasing you. 16 00:00:51,223 --> 00:00:52,973 - Thank you. - That's all right. 17 00:00:53,024 --> 00:00:54,853 That's what we're here for. 18 00:00:54,904 --> 00:00:58,654 - Sang Chill Bazi? - Yeah, Sang Chill Bazi. 19 00:00:58,704 --> 00:01:00,414 Come on, then. Oh... 20 00:01:00,463 --> 00:01:04,293 Right, last time you beat me, so this time the revenge is mine. 21 00:01:04,343 --> 00:01:07,144 Right. 22 00:01:08,823 --> 00:01:10,743 I'm rubbish at this. 23 00:01:13,224 --> 00:01:15,933 Ah, you beat me again! 24 00:01:15,983 --> 00:01:18,174 I tell you what... 25 00:01:18,224 --> 00:01:20,774 the winner gets a sweet. 26 00:01:20,823 --> 00:01:24,254 These are pang. My mum sends these from London. 27 00:01:24,304 --> 00:01:26,174 Pang? 28 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,944 Take these for Ron. 29 00:01:30,584 --> 00:01:32,024 Later on? 30 00:01:33,424 --> 00:01:36,093 I'm teaching you proper, good English here, Bashira. 31 00:01:36,144 --> 00:01:38,533 See, me and you, we're soul sisters. 32 00:01:38,584 --> 00:01:41,024 - Sisters? - Yeah. 33 00:01:45,424 --> 00:01:47,853 You'd better get off to school. You're going to be late. 34 00:01:47,903 --> 00:01:49,414 I was always late. 35 00:01:49,463 --> 00:01:51,573 I spent more time writing in the late book 36 00:01:51,623 --> 00:01:53,903 than I did in all my other lessons put together. 37 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,734 School. 38 00:01:57,783 --> 00:02:00,373 My father say no school. 39 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,933 Why would he say that? 40 00:02:12,943 --> 00:02:15,103 Dawes! 41 00:02:19,544 --> 00:02:22,493 Excuse me a second, when did Her Majesty die and make you the Queen? 42 00:02:22,544 --> 00:02:22,967 Sir? 43 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,210 You are not in charge. You do not wander off. 44 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:29,693 - Sorry, Sir... - Do you realise how much danger you put yourself in? 45 00:02:29,743 --> 00:02:33,054 - She'd dropped her scarf, I was... - You thought you'd risk your life to pick it up? 46 00:02:33,103 --> 00:02:35,413 Sorry, Sir. It's just she's become my little friend... 47 00:02:35,463 --> 00:02:37,933 You do not involve yourself in the lives of the locals. 48 00:02:37,984 --> 00:02:41,373 They must not become dependent on us in any way, shape or form. Do you understand? 49 00:02:41,424 --> 00:02:44,984 - Yes, Sir. - More importantly, you don't put yourself in jeopardy. 50 00:03:35,204 --> 00:03:38,813 This dust is like smoking 40 fags a day, man! 51 00:03:38,864 --> 00:03:41,147 So with the 40 you actually smoke, that makes 80. 52 00:03:41,149 --> 00:03:42,149 Yeah. 53 00:03:42,503 --> 00:03:44,824 I probably should quit, shouldn't I? 54 00:03:48,183 --> 00:03:49,213 Look who it is! 55 00:03:49,264 --> 00:03:52,253 Our very own number one cock muppet is back on the firm. 56 00:03:52,304 --> 00:03:55,493 All right, shitheads! 57 00:03:58,103 --> 00:04:00,533 Right, who wants to see my rusty bullet hole? 58 00:04:00,584 --> 00:04:02,614 Fingers first! 59 00:04:02,663 --> 00:04:04,813 Molls, you want to cop a feel? 60 00:04:04,864 --> 00:04:07,813 It's a shame he didn't shoot you in the head, put us all out of our misery. 61 00:04:09,223 --> 00:04:12,373 - Proper rinsed, Smurf! - Oh, so she's flavour of the month now, is she? 62 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:14,294 Yes, she is. Deal with it. 63 00:04:21,463 --> 00:04:24,173 Glad to have you back. 64 00:04:24,324 --> 00:04:26,574 I can't tell you how glad I am to be back, Sir. 65 00:04:26,624 --> 00:04:29,973 - I won't let you down again. - Correct. You won't. 66 00:04:30,024 --> 00:04:33,334 - You were lucky it was just a flesh wound. - I know, Sir. 67 00:04:33,384 --> 00:04:37,093 Having said that, with the blood you lost, you would've died if it weren't for our medic. 68 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,774 - I know that too, Sir. - And more importantly, 69 00:04:39,824 --> 00:04:41,744 she risked her life to save yours. 70 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:44,894 I made a mistake. 71 00:04:44,944 --> 00:04:46,653 We all make mistakes, Smurf. 72 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:49,653 It's what we do to rectify them that separates the shit from the clay. 73 00:04:49,704 --> 00:04:51,454 Don't worry about me, Sir. 74 00:04:51,504 --> 00:04:52,824 I'll prove my worth. 75 00:04:54,384 --> 00:04:56,814 As if "The Smurfoid Returns" wasn't treat enough, 76 00:04:56,863 --> 00:05:00,613 by way of celebration, we have some very special guests arriving tomorrow. 77 00:05:00,663 --> 00:05:01,670 Who's that, Sir? 78 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:04,463 - I'm talking mega. Huge. - What, Prince Harry? 79 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,093 Prince Harry? He's gagging to get out here. 80 00:05:07,144 --> 00:05:09,973 Are you telling us you've bagged us the Royal ginge, Sir? 81 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:12,413 Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies, Dawes. 82 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:14,814 My mum says I've got more than a passing resemblance... 83 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,533 Shut up! 84 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,853 - Come on, Smurf, let's see your rusty bullet hole. - Yeah, man! 85 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:20,934 All right, all right. 86 00:05:20,983 --> 00:05:23,293 Check it, boys. Gather round, gather round. 87 00:05:25,863 --> 00:05:27,213 Excuse me, Sir. 88 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:31,014 If it is the Ginger Ninja, then why haven't we had royal security round to check everything? 89 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,374 - I haven't said who it is, have I, Dawes? - It is him. 90 00:05:33,423 --> 00:05:35,692 I can tell with you being all coy, 91 00:05:35,692 --> 00:05:37,680 like you're not supposed to say anything, but you can't help it. 92 00:05:37,683 --> 00:05:39,744 I'm like that. 93 00:05:42,704 --> 00:05:44,894 The doctor at Bastion says 94 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,374 the medic has to rub baby oil into my bullet hole every hour or I'll die. 95 00:05:48,423 --> 00:05:51,694 - Looks like you're going to die then. - Charming. Cup of tea? 96 00:05:51,744 --> 00:05:53,494 You owe me more than that. 97 00:05:53,543 --> 00:05:57,374 That's true, saving my life has got to be worth at least a cup of tea and a bacon butty. 98 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:01,064 Don't push it, mate. Your life ain't worth a whole bacon butty. 99 00:06:05,584 --> 00:06:07,423 I'm there for you. Molls. 100 00:06:16,423 --> 00:06:17,494 What? 101 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,894 Nothing. It's just that whenever anyone says, "I'm there for you", 102 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:23,853 it just makes me laugh. It's just one of them expressions, innit? 103 00:06:23,903 --> 00:06:27,014 Yeah, I'm just letting you know, like, if you need me... 104 00:06:27,064 --> 00:06:28,494 You're there. 105 00:06:28,543 --> 00:06:29,934 Yeah. 106 00:06:29,983 --> 00:06:31,944 For me? 107 00:06:40,543 --> 00:06:43,933 - So, you got him to like you now, then? - What are you talking about? 108 00:06:43,983 --> 00:06:47,853 Well, you know, he was a bit sort of... offish with you. 109 00:06:47,903 --> 00:06:49,584 Are you making that tea, or what? 110 00:07:06,303 --> 00:07:08,774 Kinders, if you go left and hug the poppy fields, 111 00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:11,134 - we can get into the village that way. - Sir! 112 00:07:11,184 --> 00:07:13,223 Swing it left here. 113 00:07:14,343 --> 00:07:16,853 "In Flanders fields the poppies blow... " 114 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,613 Different type of poppies here, Sir. 115 00:07:18,663 --> 00:07:22,014 More smackheads here than Liverpool, eh, Brains? 116 00:07:22,064 --> 00:07:23,494 Oh, don't stereotype us, 117 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,413 you leak-eating, daffodil-growing sheep-shagger. 118 00:07:26,463 --> 00:07:28,334 Circle of rocks ahead, Sir. 119 00:07:28,384 --> 00:07:29,824 Nude-Nut, you're up. 120 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:34,334 My shout, Sir. 121 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:36,624 Not on your first full day back, Smurf. 122 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,704 I'm all right, Sir. 123 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:54,574 I know you are, Smurf. 124 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:57,814 It's just that it's your first full day back. 125 00:07:57,863 --> 00:08:01,733 You just don't want to have to tell my mum she's lost another one, Sir. 126 00:08:01,783 --> 00:08:05,454 - Well, yeah, there is that. - Anything happens to me, 127 00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:07,973 you might have to move to Newport yourself, Sir. 128 00:08:08,024 --> 00:08:10,903 That truly is a fate worse than death, Smurf. 129 00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:14,053 ♪ I'm Newport till I die ♪ 130 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:16,014 ♪ I'm Newport till I die ♪ 131 00:08:16,064 --> 00:08:18,494 ♪ I knows I am, I'm sure I am ♪ 132 00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:20,694 ♪ I'm Newport till I die. ♪ 133 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:22,574 You sad Welsh tosser. 134 00:08:22,624 --> 00:08:24,973 They call Newport the Venice of Wales. 135 00:08:25,024 --> 00:08:27,653 - Who does, Smurf? - My Aunt Linda, if you must know. 136 00:08:27,704 --> 00:08:28,894 Although she's never been to Venice, 137 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:32,234 but she has got a tattoo of a gondola... on her arse. 138 00:08:33,384 --> 00:08:35,453 'All clear here, Sir.' 139 00:08:35,504 --> 00:08:37,144 All right, lads, close in. 140 00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:42,854 Sir, I will be able to resume my duties as lead man, Sir? 141 00:08:42,903 --> 00:08:44,344 Well, I hope so, Smurf. 142 00:08:45,584 --> 00:08:47,783 Lads, fall in on me. 143 00:09:08,264 --> 00:09:11,014 That dicker's still around, then, is she? 144 00:09:11,063 --> 00:09:13,774 Planted any devices around here lately? 145 00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:15,374 Shut up, Smurf. 146 00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:17,293 - What? - Trapping off. 147 00:09:17,344 --> 00:09:18,894 I'm just saying. 148 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:23,344 It's funny how wherever we are, she seems to pop up like a meerkat. 149 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,933 She does seem to be ever present on our patrols. 150 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,693 I'm right, aren't I, boss? 151 00:09:29,744 --> 00:09:31,813 Something about her that smells a bit rotten. 152 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:35,624 If she is the one you saw in the minefield, we should keep an eye on her. 153 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:40,374 Oh, you're back all right. 154 00:09:40,423 --> 00:09:44,543 I'm talking sense, Molls, and you knows it. 155 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:54,463 Bashira, are you OK? 156 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:57,134 Well, what is it? 157 00:09:57,183 --> 00:10:00,303 I won't let anyone hurt you, OK? 158 00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:04,573 Why aren't you going to school? 159 00:10:04,624 --> 00:10:07,144 That's the reason we're here. 160 00:10:09,663 --> 00:10:11,494 I... I must leave. 161 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:13,264 I must go away. 162 00:10:14,504 --> 00:10:17,494 - Go where? - My father has said. 163 00:10:17,543 --> 00:10:19,463 He can't just send you away, can he? 164 00:10:21,624 --> 00:10:24,734 I've been promised to a man. 165 00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:25,984 What? 166 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,624 What do you mean, promised? 167 00:10:30,744 --> 00:10:33,783 To be married. I must leave. 168 00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:39,584 Is that what you want? 169 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,063 Get down! 170 00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:50,293 Get down! 171 00:10:50,344 --> 00:10:52,453 - To your right! - Watch your back. 172 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,224 I think it came from the school over there, Corporal. 173 00:11:00,943 --> 00:11:03,063 I don't understand, why the school? 174 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:09,774 The teacher says two Taliban came in, fired at the walls and went. 175 00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:11,693 So who was in here? Was anybody hurt? 176 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:14,693 The elder was in his office, he came but they didn't harm him. 177 00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,653 The children ain't coming back. 178 00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:21,933 He thinks the presence of the soldiers has only made things worse. 179 00:11:21,984 --> 00:11:24,453 He says this is just the first. 180 00:11:24,504 --> 00:11:26,024 The first? 181 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,104 First thing they do. 182 00:11:35,943 --> 00:11:37,293 Dawes. 183 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,374 Hey! 184 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:40,573 - Is that for me, Sir? - No. 185 00:11:42,423 --> 00:11:44,183 But the letter on the top is. 186 00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:47,293 Ah, it's from my sister, 187 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:49,653 so you can stick that parcel up your arse. 188 00:11:49,703 --> 00:11:52,053 This is better. Sir. 189 00:11:52,104 --> 00:11:53,573 I doubt that, Dawes. 190 00:11:53,624 --> 00:11:57,573 Gentlemen, this parcel is a package of mine from my mummy! 191 00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:59,614 While you lot are sweating your nads off, 192 00:11:59,663 --> 00:12:04,533 I will be bathing on the steps of my very own luxury swimming pool. 193 00:12:05,943 --> 00:12:07,173 Two volunteers? 194 00:12:07,224 --> 00:12:10,293 One to blow it up and one to get the water and fill it up. 195 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,214 Nude-Nut, Baz Vegas! 196 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:16,543 Oh, how I adore a keen and eager soldier! 197 00:12:17,823 --> 00:12:18,933 Who's next? 198 00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:21,703 Dangleberries. A heavy one. 199 00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:28,864 What's all that about, Sir? 200 00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:34,783 I don't know. 201 00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,264 Let's find out. 202 00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:54,543 You making chai? 203 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:02,494 I take that as a yes? 204 00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:06,663 - You want chai? - That'd be lovely. If you're offering? 205 00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:21,024 You, Sir, are a scholar and a gent. 206 00:13:22,423 --> 00:13:24,076 Do you know anything about what happened 207 00:13:24,077 --> 00:13:28,813 - up at the school this morning? - What happened? At the school? 208 00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:30,864 You don't know? 209 00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:34,894 Why should I know? 210 00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:38,864 The Taliban went in and fired bullets into the walls. 211 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,943 Have you got a chai for our medic? 212 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,254 The female? 213 00:13:49,303 --> 00:13:52,614 Well, we let them drink tea where we come from. 214 00:13:52,663 --> 00:13:56,063 I know, mental or what? 215 00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:14,744 All this... 216 00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:18,624 ... just to get the children to go to school? 217 00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:22,384 You got a problem with that, soldier? 218 00:14:26,894 --> 00:14:30,724 Yeah, that's why we're here, to make sure the children can go to school. 219 00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:33,323 But they used to go to school before you arrive. 220 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:34,884 The boys did, yeah. 221 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,254 And now no-one will. 222 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,653 So... 223 00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:44,094 ... what have you achieved? 224 00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:47,933 You go soon... 225 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:52,163 ... and everything will go back to normal. 226 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:55,173 What exactly counts as normal round here, then? 227 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,254 Your normal isn't our normal. 228 00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:05,374 And when you go, we will still be here. 229 00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:11,494 Dawes... work to do, move. 230 00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:23,124 We're supposed to be on the same side, 231 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,844 - but sometimes it really doesn't feel like that. - Agreed. 232 00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:29,124 Did you see his face when you said about just the boys going to school? 233 00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:30,923 See, when it all goes back to normal, 234 00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:33,724 like what he's talking about, Bashira don't stand a chance. 235 00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:35,844 - Repeat after me. Do... - Do. 236 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:36,822 - ... Not... - ... Not... 237 00:15:36,823 --> 00:15:37,634 - ... Get... - ... Get... 238 00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:38,605 ... In-fucking-volved. 239 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:42,364 Because I need you 100% by my side. 240 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:43,413 I am, Sir. 241 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,361 You can't be, if you're worrying about an individual child. 242 00:15:45,374 --> 00:15:47,163 I'm 100% by your side. 243 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,693 Good. 244 00:15:50,134 --> 00:15:51,774 Now go and read your letter. 245 00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:01,604 Heavily armed insurgents 246 00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:04,524 are controlling the area around the mountains and the village. 247 00:16:04,573 --> 00:16:06,884 The ANA will remain at the checkpoint here, 248 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,124 and we will maintain a presence in the village itself 249 00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:11,203 so that the kids can return back to school. 250 00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:14,964 They are planning more attacks imminently. So be vigilant, guys. 251 00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:18,323 The buildings opposite the school are empty. 252 00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:22,043 To the rear of the school is a compound which we will also control. 253 00:16:22,094 --> 00:16:24,004 We need the children to go back to school 254 00:16:24,053 --> 00:16:26,683 or the entire mission here has been a waste of time. 255 00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,203 We leave in two hours. 256 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,053 Be ready. 257 00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:40,134 Sir... 258 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,283 ... who'd win a fight out of you and Prince Harry? 259 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,084 We'll find out later. 260 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,563 Prince Harry isn't going to be the mystery guest! 261 00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:51,683 I'm so nicking his beret and bunging it on eBay! 262 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,364 Benefits Street! 263 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,884 I'm from Aston, it's completely the other side of Birmingham! 264 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,443 Listen up you shit-for-brain lady-parts. 265 00:16:59,494 --> 00:17:02,244 As soon as we get to the village compound, we secure the outside. 266 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:04,763 - Dawes, you go in and establish a med centre. - Sir. 267 00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:06,134 - Understood? - Sir! 268 00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:14,723 You can come to England now, can't you? 269 00:17:14,773 --> 00:17:16,124 What do you mean? 270 00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:17,574 After drawdown. 271 00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:19,804 Is that what you want? 272 00:17:19,854 --> 00:17:22,163 A peaceful Afghanistan is all I want. 273 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:24,693 - Good luck with that one. - Indeed. 274 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,364 How can she be promised, Qaseem? That's mad, innit? 275 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:33,894 Welcome to my country. 276 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:39,644 What did you do before you come and work for us? 277 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:44,443 I taught at the university in Kabul. English literature. 278 00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:47,443 And working for us is better than the university? 279 00:17:47,493 --> 00:17:50,374 I thought I could do more good. 280 00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:54,574 They killed my wife and daughter. 281 00:17:57,773 --> 00:17:59,294 Who, the Taliban? 282 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,124 So what is the worst that can happen to me now? 283 00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:06,413 There is no worst. I've already had it. 284 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:15,213 Do you reckon Afghan will ever be peaceful? 285 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,723 Yes. One day. 286 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,923 I don't know when that day is but, of course, 287 00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,124 one day Afghanistan will be peaceful 288 00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:35,844 and the most beautiful place on the Earth to live. 289 00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:39,413 One day. And every day is another day nearer. 290 00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:09,243 She is saying her daughter needs treatment. 291 00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:11,483 Well, tell her to take her to a local hospital. 292 00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,284 She says she is looking to you as medic to help. 293 00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:24,284 The local hospital is four hours away, and she has no transport. 294 00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:29,243 - She's saying it's my fault, isn't she? - Yes, she is, but it's not. 295 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,844 A father hitting his child is wrong. 296 00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:33,124 As wrong in Afghanistan as it is where you come from. 297 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,564 She has to go to her own hospital. Those are the rules. 298 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:38,564 Yes, Sir. Understood, Sir. 299 00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:40,844 Can I at least examine the eye to assess the damage? 300 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:44,163 Sir, we have a responsibility. 301 00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:48,894 Please, Sir. It is my fault, if it was because I was talking to her. 302 00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:53,894 Well, get the eye cleaned up and then I never want to see her again. 303 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:58,253 - You're not endearing yourself to me, Dawes. - Thank you, Sir. 304 00:20:11,453 --> 00:20:15,084 I think you might going to need a stitch in that, Bashira. 305 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:16,483 Do you understand? 306 00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:19,203 Of course she doesn't understand, I barely understood. 307 00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:22,564 - I thought your English was better than hers, Sir. - Mine is. 308 00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:25,243 Yours... "Might going to need a stitch"? 309 00:20:25,294 --> 00:20:27,443 What's that even supposed to mean? 310 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,284 She might going to need a stitch. 311 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:33,374 I'll try putting butterfly stitches in it to hold it together. 312 00:20:34,814 --> 00:20:39,003 She has come looking to you instead of her local hospital. It's wrong. 313 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:41,884 Sir, we have a duty of care for loss of life, limb or eye. 314 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:45,604 - Are you telling me the rules of the British Army now, are you? - No, Sir. 315 00:20:45,653 --> 00:20:47,963 It's my fourth tour, Dawes, and where it goes wrong 316 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,324 is where soft fools start to get personally involved. 317 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,054 I'm not soft, Sir. 318 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:59,203 Well, get her cleaned up, and then she'll need to see her own doctor 319 00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:00,644 in her own hospital. 320 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,614 Thank you, Sir. 321 00:21:08,693 --> 00:21:11,644 Who done this to your face, Bashira? 322 00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:13,374 Was it your dad? 323 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:18,364 He say I love America. 324 00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:20,483 We're not American. 325 00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:22,453 We're British. 326 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,413 It's a whole different ball bag. 327 00:21:27,693 --> 00:21:30,973 Look, I'm going to do all I can to make sure this never happens again. 328 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,413 That's what we're here for. 329 00:21:35,493 --> 00:21:38,963 To make sure there isn't a next time for things like this. 330 00:21:39,013 --> 00:21:40,804 Do you understand? 331 00:21:40,854 --> 00:21:43,054 Hurry it up, Dawes! 332 00:21:44,574 --> 00:21:46,364 Can you get to a hospital? 333 00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:48,723 Show the doctor your face, show him your eye. 334 00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:51,163 I'll try and keep the wound tight for as long as I can. 335 00:21:51,213 --> 00:21:53,653 Thank you. 336 00:21:54,653 --> 00:21:57,003 I won't let them numpties hurt you. 337 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,044 Numpties? 338 00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:02,933 - Dawes! - I'm just coming, Sir. 339 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:08,003 Look, we're here to stop the Taliban from coming to the village. 340 00:22:08,054 --> 00:22:12,614 And they won't attack the mountain if we're there too. OK? 341 00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,003 Do not go to the mountains. 342 00:22:20,054 --> 00:22:21,894 Why? What about the mountains? 343 00:22:23,253 --> 00:22:26,003 You must not go to the mountains tomorrow. 344 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,013 Are you saying that something bad is going to happen at the mountains? 345 00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:35,173 - Oi, gently! - She must go. 346 00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:26,723 You all right? 347 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,604 Why wouldn't I be? 348 00:23:28,653 --> 00:23:30,334 You just seem a bit... 349 00:23:32,693 --> 00:23:33,733 What's wrong? 350 00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:36,804 It's just Bashira. 351 00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:39,163 I think she was trying to warn me about something. 352 00:23:39,213 --> 00:23:43,364 - Warn you about what? - She told me not to go to the mountains so... 353 00:23:43,413 --> 00:23:44,723 the checkpoint, I suppose. 354 00:23:44,773 --> 00:23:49,523 But maybe she's just trying to... I don't know. 355 00:23:49,574 --> 00:23:51,973 She said something's going to happen at the CP? 356 00:23:54,054 --> 00:23:57,084 If you've got intelligence, we need to tell James. 357 00:23:57,134 --> 00:23:59,644 There are Afghan soldiers up there. 358 00:23:59,693 --> 00:24:02,443 We're risking their lives if we don't report it. 359 00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:03,534 Come on. 360 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,253 Any chance of a word, Sir? 361 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:22,523 You've got ten seconds, Smurf, cos I am trying to relax here. 362 00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:34,163 - Our special guests! Yeah! - Sir, we really need a word. 363 00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:35,884 Going to have to wait. 364 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,564 Maybe Prince Harry's going to have to wait, Sir, because... 365 00:24:51,653 --> 00:24:54,683 ♪ God save our gracious Queen ♪ 366 00:24:54,733 --> 00:24:59,124 ♪ Long live our noble Queen ♪ 367 00:24:59,173 --> 00:25:02,443 ♪ God save our Queen... ♪ 368 00:25:02,493 --> 00:25:04,604 Right. 369 00:25:04,653 --> 00:25:07,084 Ladies and gentlemen, we have got a special treat 370 00:25:07,134 --> 00:25:08,523 arranged for you today. 371 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:12,124 It is my great honour and privilege to introduce to you... 372 00:25:12,173 --> 00:25:13,963 the Corps of Army Music! 373 00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:19,203 - Where's Harry, Sir? - And that is just them warming up! 374 00:25:19,253 --> 00:25:21,644 Imagine how good they're going to be. 375 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:29,894 Oh, yeah. 376 00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:41,284 Oh! Oh, sound familiar? 377 00:25:41,334 --> 00:25:42,644 Yeah! 378 00:25:42,693 --> 00:25:46,243 ♪ Well, sometimes I go out by myself ♪ 379 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:50,173 ♪ And I look across the water ♪ 380 00:25:52,854 --> 00:25:56,003 ♪ And I think of all the things ♪ ♪ What you're doing ♪ 381 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,294 ♪ And in my head I paint a picture ♪ 382 00:26:02,693 --> 00:26:06,683 ♪ Since I've come on home ♪ ♪ Well, my body's been a mess ♪ 383 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:11,443 ♪ And I've missed your ginger hair ♪ ♪ And the way you like to dress ♪ 384 00:26:11,493 --> 00:26:13,763 ♪ Won't you come on over? ♪ 385 00:26:13,814 --> 00:26:17,933 ♪ Stop making a fool out of me ♪ 386 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:21,644 ♪ Why don't you come on over, Valerie? ♪ 387 00:26:21,693 --> 00:26:23,604 How'd you like my mandem, Nude-Nut? 388 00:26:23,653 --> 00:26:25,324 Banging, Sir! 389 00:26:25,374 --> 00:26:27,844 ♪... Valerie... ♪ 390 00:26:27,894 --> 00:26:29,443 You impressed, Smurf? 391 00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:30,483 Sir. 392 00:26:30,534 --> 00:26:33,124 Excuse me, Sir. I think I've received intel 393 00:26:33,173 --> 00:26:35,773 about an attack on the mountain CP tomorrow. 394 00:26:38,733 --> 00:26:41,933 - Sir. - Ops tent now. Both of you. 395 00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:45,773 Sir. 396 00:26:48,534 --> 00:26:50,284 What makes you think it's credible? 397 00:26:50,334 --> 00:26:52,324 I've got a good relationship with the kid, Sir. 398 00:26:52,374 --> 00:26:55,124 There's a possibility that she's telling the truth. 399 00:26:55,173 --> 00:26:57,203 I'm pretty sure her dad's Taliban, Sir. 400 00:26:57,253 --> 00:26:59,443 You're making yourself vulnerable, Dawes. 401 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,723 That is a possibility too, but I was just being kind. 402 00:27:01,773 --> 00:27:04,523 She just told me. I don't think she meant to. 403 00:27:04,574 --> 00:27:07,564 Sir, I could see it in her eyes, she was telling the truth. 404 00:27:07,614 --> 00:27:09,564 Her eye was a right old mess, though, to be fair. 405 00:27:09,614 --> 00:27:11,844 That kid really trusts her, Sir. 406 00:27:11,894 --> 00:27:14,614 You've obviously got close enough so she can confide in you. 407 00:27:15,894 --> 00:27:17,364 And if that confidence leads to us 408 00:27:17,413 --> 00:27:19,723 being able to halt this little group of insurgents... 409 00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:22,094 Then it could work out brilliantly, Sir. Agreed. 410 00:27:23,773 --> 00:27:25,443 You two, wait outside. 411 00:27:25,493 --> 00:27:27,334 - Thank you, Sir. - Thank you, Sir. 412 00:27:29,693 --> 00:27:31,483 Well, whichever way this works, 413 00:27:31,534 --> 00:27:33,364 an insurgent attack is clearly imminent. 414 00:27:33,413 --> 00:27:36,683 Either they're luring us in or something else is going to happen. 415 00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:38,653 Certainly looks that way. 416 00:27:48,574 --> 00:27:50,173 How good are the music corps? 417 00:27:51,814 --> 00:27:55,003 ♪ She said I love you, boy I love you so ♪ 418 00:27:55,054 --> 00:27:57,884 ♪ She said I love you, baby ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 419 00:27:57,933 --> 00:28:00,284 What's going to happen to Bashira? 420 00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:01,963 What do you mean? 421 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,983 Well, if she's right and we act on her intel, 422 00:28:03,984 --> 00:28:05,640 things aren't going to be very clever for her. 423 00:28:10,453 --> 00:28:12,653 Thanks for... for that in there. 424 00:28:14,294 --> 00:28:16,614 You saved my sorry arse out there. 425 00:28:17,973 --> 00:28:19,334 I owe you one. 426 00:28:21,013 --> 00:28:25,084 ♪... She said I love you, baby ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 427 00:28:25,134 --> 00:28:28,324 I can take 2 Section to the CP to support Captain Azizi 428 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,723 and the Afghan Special Forces that are flying in. 429 00:28:30,773 --> 00:28:32,604 I'll liaise with the Fire Support Group. 430 00:28:32,653 --> 00:28:34,413 Special Forces arriving 23:00. 431 00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:43,483 ♪... She said I love you more than words can say ♪ 432 00:28:43,534 --> 00:28:45,203 ♪ She said I love you... ♪ 433 00:28:45,253 --> 00:28:47,574 You did the right thing, Molls. 434 00:29:11,054 --> 00:29:12,614 Right, listen up. 435 00:29:13,854 --> 00:29:17,723 Relax. There's only about half a dozen of them nasty Taliban 436 00:29:17,773 --> 00:29:21,334 and with this bad boy mini me, we are not going to have a problem. 437 00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:27,723 You all right, Smurf? 438 00:29:27,773 --> 00:29:29,284 Why wouldn't I be? 439 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,203 Well, the last time you saw the mountain CP, 440 00:29:32,253 --> 00:29:35,243 you were hanging off the end of a rope, bleeding to death. 441 00:29:35,294 --> 00:29:37,763 Casualty of war. 442 00:29:37,814 --> 00:29:39,683 Casualty of fuck-muppetry! 443 00:29:39,733 --> 00:29:41,614 Listen in, guys. 444 00:29:43,534 --> 00:29:46,403 01.30... we get there, we dig in straight away. 445 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:48,443 Remember, stay focused, 446 00:29:48,493 --> 00:29:51,253 stay alert, stay alive. 447 00:29:58,084 --> 00:30:01,443 Just get all that stuff squared away over there, fellas. 448 00:30:03,523 --> 00:30:07,153 They think there was someone in that compound yesterday. 449 00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:10,804 - Do they think they're still there? - Not sure. 450 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,153 Anything? 451 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,314 - Kinders? - Sir. 452 00:30:16,364 --> 00:30:18,403 I want locks down that compound now. 453 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,324 - Helmets at all times, gentlemen. - Sir. 454 00:30:47,483 --> 00:30:49,604 Nice kettle, mate. 455 00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:56,554 - Rolex. - You sure about that, mate? 456 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:59,003 If it is, they've spelt "Tuesday" wrong. 457 00:31:01,284 --> 00:31:02,834 Rolex. 458 00:31:02,884 --> 00:31:05,394 Won it from an American playing cards! 459 00:31:05,443 --> 00:31:07,473 Rolex. Proper Rolex. 460 00:31:07,523 --> 00:31:09,074 How old are you? 461 00:31:09,124 --> 00:31:10,214 18. 462 00:31:10,215 --> 00:31:12,869 Well, you're old enough to know that Americans are full of shit. 463 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:32,074 Sir. 464 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:34,193 No, you're all right, Dawes. 465 00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:36,193 Talk about easy targets. 466 00:31:36,243 --> 00:31:38,673 I hope your intel's right on this one. 467 00:31:38,723 --> 00:31:41,794 Sir, if I am right, I'm a bit worried about the girl. 468 00:31:41,844 --> 00:31:43,713 Maybe we've compromised her. 469 00:31:43,763 --> 00:31:46,364 - We'll worry about that later. - Yes, Sir. 470 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:50,203 - Dangles. - Cheers, Dawesy. 471 00:31:55,003 --> 00:31:57,394 How are you feeling, Smurf? 472 00:31:57,443 --> 00:31:59,273 No heroics from me this time, Sir, 473 00:31:59,324 --> 00:32:01,634 if that's what you're worried about. 474 00:32:01,683 --> 00:32:05,273 - I promised your mum I'd wrap you up in cotton wool. - Sir. 475 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,953 Keep your helmet on and your head down. 476 00:32:08,003 --> 00:32:12,513 She's been surrounded by soldiers her whole life. Imagine that. 477 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,273 - Ain't normal, is it. - Eh? 478 00:32:14,324 --> 00:32:15,683 Bashira. 479 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:19,003 Yeah, well, we'll be gone soon. 480 00:32:20,003 --> 00:32:22,953 It's a shame we can't take kids like her home with us. 481 00:32:23,003 --> 00:32:25,713 Sir, do you get the feeling that Dawes is the type to bring 482 00:32:25,763 --> 00:32:28,753 - a donkey home from Spain? - Like queen of the lost cause, Dawes? 483 00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:32,193 No, Sir, I'm hard as nails, me. 484 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:35,153 It's just sometimes it all seems a bit... unfair. 485 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,834 It's luck. 486 00:32:36,884 --> 00:32:39,483 - What is, boss? - Everything. 487 00:32:40,763 --> 00:32:43,473 The whole world and everything in it. It's luck. 488 00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:45,114 My brother weren't so lucky. 489 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,364 - Out there. - No, but you were. 490 00:32:48,604 --> 00:32:51,473 - There you go. - So you think it's all just luck... 491 00:32:51,523 --> 00:32:54,594 Luck. Fluke. Chance. 492 00:32:54,644 --> 00:32:57,273 Where you're born, who you're born to... 493 00:32:57,324 --> 00:32:59,713 Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief. 494 00:32:59,763 --> 00:33:02,804 Well, three out of four ain't bad with my dad. 495 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:08,763 No-one at home would believe me but this is proper nice. 496 00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:14,433 - What? - Afghan. I've never seen anywhere so beautiful. 497 00:33:14,483 --> 00:33:18,394 If you think this is nice, you're going to shitting love Newport. 498 00:33:18,443 --> 00:33:21,233 If it weren't so, like, bloody war and all that, 499 00:33:21,284 --> 00:33:24,554 then I'd live in a little place in the mountains here. 500 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:25,368 You'd need wi-fi, though. 501 00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:27,940 - Well, yeah, obviously. - And Sky TV. 502 00:33:27,943 --> 00:33:30,604 And a Top Shop. And Starbucks round the corner. 503 00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:37,233 Bashira weren't born into much luck, was she? 504 00:33:37,284 --> 00:33:39,713 - A dad that beats the crap out of her and... - Dawes. 505 00:33:39,763 --> 00:33:41,874 Shut the fuck up. 506 00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,804 Sorry, Sir. 507 00:33:48,203 --> 00:33:50,324 Sir, there's movement in the bunker. 508 00:33:51,324 --> 00:33:54,364 - How many, Kinders? - Definitely a couple. Maybe more. 509 00:33:57,884 --> 00:34:00,523 Everybody stay low and out of sight. 510 00:34:01,683 --> 00:34:04,233 Sir, there's someone heading into that store. 511 00:34:04,284 --> 00:34:06,753 Dangles, get me Zero on the radio now. 512 00:34:06,804 --> 00:34:10,554 Zero, this is Amber 3-0 Bravo, sighting two possible insurgents. 513 00:34:10,603 --> 00:34:11,963 Wait out. 514 00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:18,483 Down! RPG! 515 00:34:20,563 --> 00:34:23,914 Zero, this is Amber 3-0 Bravo. Contact explosion. 516 00:34:26,324 --> 00:34:29,313 You all right? You all right? You all right, Fingers? 517 00:34:29,364 --> 00:34:31,403 Rapid fire! 518 00:34:39,643 --> 00:34:41,034 Back down. 519 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,443 Back in! 520 00:34:48,643 --> 00:34:50,724 Incoming from the compound now! 521 00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:56,324 Contact! Contact, wait out! 522 00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:04,353 Hold your fire! 523 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,523 - Hold your fire! Hold your fire! - Hold your fire! 524 00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:16,353 What's happening, Sir? 525 00:35:16,403 --> 00:35:18,514 Keep your eyes on the bunker. 526 00:35:26,804 --> 00:35:29,074 CHEERING 527 00:35:29,123 --> 00:35:31,514 Did you see that? 528 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,074 Beautiful. 529 00:35:33,123 --> 00:35:35,713 That has gotta be more than a dead leg, that! 530 00:35:35,764 --> 00:35:38,804 - I would love to see them walk that off. - Keep your heads down! 531 00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:44,474 Taj, take your guys down and check both positions? We'll give support. 532 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,153 They're all dead, Corporal. 533 00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:59,804 Dangleberries, confirm dead insurgents aren't booby-trapped. 534 00:36:02,043 --> 00:36:03,724 Move. 535 00:36:08,643 --> 00:36:10,003 Clear. 536 00:36:14,123 --> 00:36:15,963 Clear. 537 00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:25,554 Clear. 538 00:36:25,603 --> 00:36:29,193 Store is clear, Captain. Bravo 1 and 2 jackpot. 539 00:36:29,244 --> 00:36:32,164 Bravo 1 and 2 jackpot. Roger that, Kinders. 540 00:36:35,204 --> 00:36:36,873 Baz! Enemy casualty, Sir! 541 00:36:36,923 --> 00:36:38,233 Cover him. 542 00:36:38,284 --> 00:36:40,403 One times enemy casualty, Sir. 543 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:46,153 Sorry, mate. 544 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,563 Sorry about this. 545 00:36:48,603 --> 00:36:49,914 Clear. 546 00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:51,523 Dawes. 547 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:56,353 Hold still, mate, we're going to sort you out. 548 00:36:56,403 --> 00:36:59,634 Sir, I'm going to need my morphine out my med bergan. 549 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:01,233 You all right, mate? 550 00:37:01,284 --> 00:37:04,873 Just hold still for me. We're going to sort you out, all right? 551 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:09,204 Sir, we're going to have to medivac him out of here, he's pissing blood. 552 00:37:11,003 --> 00:37:13,793 Zero, urgent medivac required, 553 00:37:13,844 --> 00:37:16,474 Bravo 3 to Alpha, Bravo 4 jackpot. 554 00:37:16,523 --> 00:37:17,882 Just keep making noises for me, that's it. 555 00:37:17,923 --> 00:37:21,373 - Two more jackpot over here, Sir. - Nude-Nut, cover him. 556 00:37:24,324 --> 00:37:25,844 Clear! 557 00:37:32,414 --> 00:37:35,534 That's it, mate. Just stay with me, all right? Stay with me. 558 00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:40,253 Clear. 559 00:37:41,733 --> 00:37:43,563 Bravo 5 and 6, jackpot. 560 00:37:52,653 --> 00:37:55,204 Squeeze my hand if you can hear me. 561 00:37:55,253 --> 00:37:57,083 Qaseem! 562 00:37:59,094 --> 00:38:01,443 - What's that? - Water. Water. 563 00:38:01,494 --> 00:38:05,043 Grab the water. Front pocket. That's it, mate. 564 00:38:08,534 --> 00:38:11,373 You stay with me, mate. Keep talking. Keep talking. 565 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,403 Just tap it in his mouth. That's it. 566 00:38:37,373 --> 00:38:40,324 I can't believe Bashira's father weren't one of the six. 567 00:38:40,373 --> 00:38:42,123 I really thought he was Taliban. 568 00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:44,403 Your work has been above and beyond, Dawes. 569 00:38:44,454 --> 00:38:47,164 - What the intel, or saving that bloke? - Both. 570 00:38:47,213 --> 00:38:49,403 Just doing my job, Sir. 571 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:52,403 Yeah, well, it takes a fair amount to impress me. 572 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:53,893 Thank you, Sir. 573 00:39:07,213 --> 00:39:09,724 They can go back to school now, yeah? 574 00:39:09,773 --> 00:39:11,884 Let's hope Bashira can, too. 575 00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:15,693 I do not want to get out my paddling pool for the rest of this tour. 576 00:39:19,934 --> 00:39:22,134 Do not even look at her, Dawes. 577 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,494 Eyes on Dickers's left. 578 00:39:47,213 --> 00:39:51,403 Oh... You could fry a pissing egg on my head right now, man. 579 00:39:51,454 --> 00:39:54,253 Please can we try that when we get back? 580 00:39:55,773 --> 00:39:58,923 He's right, you should not get involved. 581 00:39:58,974 --> 00:40:01,364 But we are involved, aren't we? 582 00:40:01,414 --> 00:40:03,614 What are we, if we're not involved? 583 00:40:13,253 --> 00:40:15,414 - Debrief, Molls. - I'm coming. 584 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,134 Anyway, sorry. 585 00:40:23,614 --> 00:40:24,684 What? 586 00:40:24,733 --> 00:40:26,364 You were right. 587 00:40:26,414 --> 00:40:27,684 About the girl. 588 00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:29,003 I know I was. 589 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:31,684 Yeah, well, I know too now. 590 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,923 There was no way that she was Taliban. 591 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:36,563 I was sure that we were going to find her dad in them six. 592 00:40:36,614 --> 00:40:38,164 I'm sure he's rotten. 593 00:40:38,213 --> 00:40:43,333 Maybe he's just normal rotten, instead of rotten rotten. 594 00:40:44,574 --> 00:40:47,364 Reckon you must be winning James over now, though. 595 00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:49,083 Don't know about that, mate. 596 00:40:49,134 --> 00:40:50,764 He notices everything. 597 00:40:50,813 --> 00:40:52,443 And you've done good. 598 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:53,884 Have I, though? 599 00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:55,603 I've compromised that girl. 600 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,884 If anything happens to her, Smurf, then... 601 00:40:57,934 --> 00:41:00,494 It don't bear thinking about. 602 00:41:05,054 --> 00:41:07,293 Easy, you Newport numpty. 603 00:41:11,813 --> 00:41:15,494 Good work today. All of you. You did your platoon proud. 604 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:19,054 - Everyone happy? - Sir! 605 00:41:20,693 --> 00:41:24,244 Private Dawes, high likelihood of mention in dispatches. 606 00:41:24,293 --> 00:41:27,603 Heard from Bastion, and without your excellent care 607 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:30,684 the doctors say there's no way the insurgent would have survived. 608 00:41:30,733 --> 00:41:32,123 Sir. 609 00:41:32,173 --> 00:41:34,293 Carry on. 610 00:41:36,173 --> 00:41:37,684 Right lads, relax. 611 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:39,844 And may I just remind you that tomorrow night, 612 00:41:39,893 --> 00:41:42,523 it's 2 Section's turn to lay on the entertainment. 613 00:41:42,574 --> 00:41:44,483 - Aw... We still doing that? - Yes! 614 00:41:44,534 --> 00:41:49,653 Now, I will be singing a duet so I need one female volunteer. 615 00:41:50,773 --> 00:41:53,244 Dawes, lovely. 616 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,443 And can I just say, that I will be singing with such majesty 617 00:41:56,494 --> 00:41:58,364 that the Corps of Army Music will be 618 00:41:58,414 --> 00:42:00,603 practically begging me to swell their ranks. 619 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:03,454 - We know what song you'll be singing, Sir. - What song? 620 00:42:04,893 --> 00:42:07,523 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da... ♪ 621 00:42:07,574 --> 00:42:09,813 What's going on? 622 00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:38,284 Cuppa tea? 623 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:41,934 Shitting hell, Smurf. You nearly give me a Julius seizure. 624 00:42:55,813 --> 00:42:57,643 This your secret cubbyhole? 625 00:42:57,693 --> 00:42:59,284 No, it's the roof of the shitter, 626 00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:01,963 but it's the only place that I get peace and quiet 627 00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:05,373 from you lot asking for after-sun and Pop-Tarts. 628 00:43:11,534 --> 00:43:13,923 - You all right? - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 629 00:43:13,974 --> 00:43:16,324 You don't need to bite my head off for everything. 630 00:43:16,373 --> 00:43:19,364 - I'm trying to be nice. - No, you're being a pain. 631 00:43:19,414 --> 00:43:21,813 I was trying to read my little sister's letter. 632 00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:31,934 I've never seen a dead body before today, have you? 633 00:43:35,373 --> 00:43:37,963 I had the opportunity when my brother died. 634 00:43:38,014 --> 00:43:42,293 My mum said, "Let's remember him how he was." 635 00:43:45,454 --> 00:43:47,364 Maybe James is right. 636 00:43:47,414 --> 00:43:49,253 Maybe he was just unlucky. 637 00:43:51,014 --> 00:43:52,813 Like some of the kids out here. 638 00:43:54,054 --> 00:43:57,844 Guess they don't know what's going on when their house gets bombed. 639 00:43:57,893 --> 00:44:00,173 Or when they're playing out and... 640 00:44:10,373 --> 00:44:12,134 Nice cup of tea. 641 00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,253 Sod off and leave me alone. 642 00:44:29,204 --> 00:44:31,634 Oh, and by the way, 643 00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:34,034 someone's spunked in the ear piece in Sanga two 644 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:37,193 so if you're in there and the phone rings, don't pick up. 645 00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:39,994 Only a man would find that remotely funny. 646 00:44:40,043 --> 00:44:42,074 It was Micklar from 3 Section. 647 00:44:42,123 --> 00:44:45,043 Is that what they call amusement in Leicester? 648 00:45:01,804 --> 00:45:03,603 Dawes! 649 00:45:06,483 --> 00:45:09,273 Just going to hit my pit, Sir. I'm knackered. 650 00:45:09,324 --> 00:45:11,914 I'll be asleep before the springs hit the floor. 651 00:45:11,963 --> 00:45:13,393 What does that mean? 652 00:45:13,443 --> 00:45:16,204 Don't know, but my grandad used to say it every night. 653 00:45:17,963 --> 00:45:21,393 Lyrics. Learn them and we'll do the tune tomorrow. 654 00:45:21,443 --> 00:45:25,153 Dangleberries is accompanying us on the keyboard, so no pressure. 655 00:45:25,204 --> 00:45:26,523 Sir. 656 00:45:27,844 --> 00:45:29,844 Um... excuse me, Sir. 657 00:45:31,884 --> 00:45:33,523 I've been thinking... 658 00:45:34,643 --> 00:45:38,034 Oh, dear, that does sound dangerous, Dawes. 659 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:42,043 Well, my teachers did say if I had half a brain, I'd be dangerous. 660 00:45:44,603 --> 00:45:47,164 You've been thinking about Bashira. 661 00:45:48,483 --> 00:45:51,114 If you feel she's been compromised in some way, 662 00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:53,233 then we have a moral obligation to keep her safe. 663 00:45:53,235 --> 00:45:54,608 - Do we? - Of course we do. 664 00:45:55,304 --> 00:45:56,753 What are we going to do? 665 00:45:56,804 --> 00:46:00,324 Well, you're going to bed and learn those lyrics. 666 00:46:02,403 --> 00:46:04,673 Piss off, Dawesy. 667 00:46:04,724 --> 00:46:06,514 You just called me "Dawesy". 668 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:11,043 I'm clearly winning you round with my incredible charm and magnetism. 669 00:46:32,403 --> 00:46:34,523 Dawes. Dawes. 670 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:38,523 - Ops tent now. - Have I overslept? 671 00:46:59,684 --> 00:47:02,554 We'll have checkpoints at either end of the street. 672 00:47:02,603 --> 00:47:06,594 - Now, the ASF will be coming in here... - What's happened, Sir? 673 00:47:06,643 --> 00:47:10,074 Sorry to summon you from your pit at such an ungodly, Dawes. 674 00:47:10,123 --> 00:47:12,114 We've had Bashira's house under surveillance 675 00:47:12,164 --> 00:47:14,753 - since the contact in the mountains. - Sir. 676 00:47:14,804 --> 00:47:18,114 Intercepted conversations mean a plan is to be implemented ASAP. 677 00:47:18,164 --> 00:47:20,123 Has something happened to Bashira? 678 00:47:21,603 --> 00:47:23,554 We know that an action is imminent. 679 00:47:23,603 --> 00:47:26,994 Action? I thought we accounted for all six insurgents? 680 00:47:27,043 --> 00:47:29,673 Bashira's father is clearly in league with the insurgency. 681 00:47:29,724 --> 00:47:32,393 It would appear that he owed certain taxes to the Taliban 682 00:47:32,443 --> 00:47:34,034 which he has been unable to pay. 683 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,873 As the only soldier who has eyeballed him, 684 00:47:35,923 --> 00:47:37,914 your role in the operation is crucial. 685 00:47:37,963 --> 00:47:40,713 A man who has been driven to extremes. 686 00:47:40,764 --> 00:47:42,713 Thus, we need to extract Bashira. 687 00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:45,193 Well, do they know that our intel came from her? 688 00:47:45,244 --> 00:47:46,713 That's why we're going in. 689 00:47:46,764 --> 00:47:49,393 These gentlemen here are, to all intents and purposes, 690 00:47:49,443 --> 00:47:51,994 and for shorthand, Afghan social services. 691 00:47:56,923 --> 00:47:59,514 They are willing to help facilitate the removal of Bashira 692 00:47:59,563 --> 00:48:02,153 from her family and into a safe house in Kabul. 693 00:48:22,403 --> 00:48:24,393 You learnt your lady part, Dawesy? 694 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,273 Do they know what song we're singing, Sir? 695 00:48:27,324 --> 00:48:29,994 He only sang it all the way through training. 696 00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:33,474 Yeah. And he made me sing the female bit once, didn't you, Sir? 697 00:48:33,523 --> 00:48:35,954 You know why, cos you don't look like Prince Harry, 698 00:48:36,003 --> 00:48:38,233 you look like Sarah Ferguson! 699 00:48:38,284 --> 00:48:41,474 Never heard of her but I'm guessing she's either from Mansfield 700 00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:43,284 or she's got a ginger head. 701 00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:49,434 - I can see the compound, Sir. - Roger that, Kinders. 702 00:48:49,483 --> 00:48:52,313 Zero One Alpha to Taj. We have eyes on the compound. 703 00:48:52,364 --> 00:48:55,393 - We'll secure the perimeter before you go in. - 'Yes, Sir.' 704 00:48:55,443 --> 00:48:59,233 Special Forces will go in, apprehend Badrai and get Bashira out and away. 705 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:02,233 Not before we go in and secure the area. Any questions? 706 00:49:02,284 --> 00:49:04,710 Sir, they won't just go in firing, will they? It's just... 707 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:06,710 Let's go. 708 00:49:15,844 --> 00:49:17,353 Prepare to move. 709 00:49:17,403 --> 00:49:18,603 Move! 710 00:49:41,844 --> 00:49:44,003 - Clear. - Move. 711 00:49:58,804 --> 00:50:00,634 Set. Go, go, go! 712 00:50:07,364 --> 00:50:09,364 She ain't in there. 713 00:50:18,123 --> 00:50:20,034 She ain't here, Sir. 714 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:22,793 - Where have they taken her? - I don't know, Dawes. 715 00:50:22,844 --> 00:50:25,193 'I have eyes on the girl.' 716 00:50:25,244 --> 00:50:26,914 'Something's not right, Sir.' 717 00:50:26,963 --> 00:50:30,043 - 'The locals are anxious.' - Go! 718 00:50:34,963 --> 00:50:36,673 Where? 719 00:50:36,724 --> 00:50:37,923 Where? 720 00:50:39,884 --> 00:50:41,923 Bashira, stay where you are. Stop! 721 00:50:44,483 --> 00:50:46,434 Bashira, stay where you are! 722 00:50:46,483 --> 00:50:49,114 Bashira, stay where you are! Stop! Do not move! 723 00:50:49,164 --> 00:50:51,074 Do not move! Stay there! 724 00:50:51,123 --> 00:50:52,793 Lift your arms up! 725 00:50:52,844 --> 00:50:54,634 Lift your arms up! 726 00:51:01,003 --> 00:51:03,313 Kinders, I want all mobile signals blocked. 727 00:51:03,364 --> 00:51:05,193 All mobile signals blocked, Sir! 728 00:51:05,244 --> 00:51:07,673 We need bomb disposal here now! 729 00:51:07,724 --> 00:51:09,313 They need five minutes, Sir. 730 00:51:09,364 --> 00:51:11,193 We don't have that long. 731 00:51:11,244 --> 00:51:14,994 Dawes, what are you doing? Get down now! 732 00:51:15,043 --> 00:51:16,554 What are you doing? 733 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:21,514 Please, Sir, you're going to scare her. Just let me do it. 734 00:51:21,563 --> 00:51:23,114 I need to keep her calm, Sir. 735 00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:25,393 Kinders, is the ECM blocking all signals? 736 00:51:25,443 --> 00:51:28,434 It is, Sir, but she still needs to keep still. It could still blow. 737 00:51:28,483 --> 00:51:31,713 Do not touch the device, Dawes! Wait for bomb disposal. 738 00:51:31,764 --> 00:51:33,244 Hello, you. 739 00:51:34,684 --> 00:51:37,193 It's all right. I'm here now. 740 00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:39,474 Everything's going to be all right. 741 00:51:39,523 --> 00:51:40,954 I just need you to stay calm 742 00:51:41,003 --> 00:51:43,634 and stay really, really still for me, OK? 743 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:47,284 We're going to get that vest off, and everything will be all right. 744 00:51:48,324 --> 00:51:51,563 You're the bravest, bravest girl ever. 745 00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:55,563 Your dad can't beat you. 746 00:51:56,963 --> 00:51:58,233 You stood up to him. 747 00:51:58,284 --> 00:52:00,393 You showed him, you showed all of us, 748 00:52:00,443 --> 00:52:02,643 what a brave, brave girl you are. 749 00:52:04,684 --> 00:52:07,434 Everything will be all right. 750 00:52:07,483 --> 00:52:10,153 - Qaseem, have you tracked them yet? - 400 metres, Sir. 751 00:52:10,204 --> 00:52:12,034 Northwest. 752 00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:13,434 What can you hear? 753 00:52:13,483 --> 00:52:15,833 They are trying to detonate the bomb. 754 00:52:15,884 --> 00:52:17,713 They are trying to detonate, Sir. 755 00:52:17,764 --> 00:52:20,193 We're going to play Sang Chill Bazi. 756 00:52:20,244 --> 00:52:22,914 Me and you, we're going to play Sang Chill Bazi, 757 00:52:22,963 --> 00:52:24,844 and I'm going to beat you. 758 00:52:26,284 --> 00:52:28,284 We're soul sisters. 759 00:52:29,963 --> 00:52:31,713 - Sisters? - Yeah. 760 00:52:31,764 --> 00:52:34,204 Soul sisters for ever. 761 00:52:57,923 --> 00:53:01,353 A... am I going to die? 762 00:53:01,403 --> 00:53:03,074 No. 763 00:53:03,123 --> 00:53:05,204 No, you're not going to die. 764 00:53:06,563 --> 00:53:10,164 Dawes, I need you to step away now. 765 00:53:11,804 --> 00:53:14,793 He's going to remove the vest over her shoulders. 766 00:53:14,844 --> 00:53:17,554 She needs to stay calm and still. 767 00:53:17,603 --> 00:53:20,483 Dawes, step away now, understand? 768 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,563 Just stay still, Bashira, stay still. 769 00:53:51,123 --> 00:53:52,554 Dawes, get back! 770 00:53:52,603 --> 00:53:54,514 Move! Dawes, move! 771 00:53:54,563 --> 00:53:55,963 Move! 772 00:53:57,003 --> 00:53:58,514 Move! 773 00:53:58,563 --> 00:54:01,594 Kinders, I need to send a ten-liner. Turn off the ECM. 774 00:54:01,643 --> 00:54:04,483 ECM's off so we can establish comms. Dangles, tell... 775 00:54:58,844 --> 00:55:00,474 Is that any better? 776 00:55:00,523 --> 00:55:01,713 A bit. 777 00:55:01,844 --> 00:55:04,713 Well, it's a bit of a waste of an eye drop, Sir, 778 00:55:04,764 --> 00:55:06,994 but seeing as it's you. 779 00:55:07,043 --> 00:55:09,724 Crack on, Dawes, or you'll be up on a charge. 780 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,554 Where have they taken her, Sir? 781 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:17,153 I don't know. 782 00:55:17,204 --> 00:55:19,193 I don't care. 783 00:55:19,244 --> 00:55:21,594 That's a bit heartless, Sir. 784 00:55:21,643 --> 00:55:23,833 It's not heartless. I just.. 785 00:55:23,884 --> 00:55:26,403 I don't get emotionally involved. 786 00:55:28,884 --> 00:55:31,554 Anyway, I make you right about luck. 787 00:55:31,603 --> 00:55:34,434 A millimetre to the left and you'd have lost an eye. 788 00:55:34,483 --> 00:55:35,914 That's fate, Dawes. 789 00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:38,474 Just like getting that vest off in time. 790 00:55:38,523 --> 00:55:42,034 Things could've all been so different, couldn't they, Sir? 791 00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:46,914 If that vest would have blown, then Bashira would have been red-misted. 792 00:55:46,963 --> 00:55:48,804 And so would you. 793 00:55:50,244 --> 00:55:52,364 I would never have forgiven myself. 794 00:55:55,324 --> 00:55:57,153 Lady Luck was smiling on us. 795 00:55:57,204 --> 00:55:58,673 This time. 796 00:55:58,724 --> 00:56:00,603 Indeed. 797 00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:09,514 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage Miss Molly Dawes. 798 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:15,833 And on the keys, Mr Dangleberries! 799 00:56:15,884 --> 00:56:19,204 Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John and Bernie Taupin 800 00:56:20,804 --> 00:56:22,753 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart... ♪ 801 00:56:24,443 --> 00:56:27,233 ♪... I couldn't if I tried ♪ 802 00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:31,914 ♪ Oh, honey, if I get restless ♪ 803 00:56:31,963 --> 00:56:34,284 ♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪ 804 00:56:37,563 --> 00:56:40,204 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 805 00:56:41,483 --> 00:56:44,123 ♪ You take the weight off of me ♪ 806 00:56:45,684 --> 00:56:49,434 ♪ Oh, when you knock on my door, baby ♪ 807 00:56:49,483 --> 00:56:51,833 ♪ I gave you my keys... ♪ 808 00:56:51,884 --> 00:56:54,034 You know what's coming, boys! 809 00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:56,434 ♪... Ooh, ooh ♪ 810 00:56:56,483 --> 00:57:01,074 ♪ Nobody knows it, nobody knows... ♪ 811 00:57:35,164 --> 00:57:39,193 We are going on our bloody holidays, so would you lot kindly... 812 00:57:40,884 --> 00:57:43,804 - Come back to me. - I will. 813 00:57:46,603 --> 00:57:51,074 - I just want everything to be the same, Mum. - Well, you're not. 814 00:57:51,123 --> 00:57:53,713 - Fate's thrown us together. - Captain James? 815 00:57:53,764 --> 00:57:55,673 Me and you. 816 00:57:55,724 --> 00:57:59,634 You haven't said anything happened, other than what actually happened? 817 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,713 - I haven't said anything. - So, this is the end, yeah?