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A long time ago
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was one shining city, protected
through the golden gates known as heaven.
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He was ruled by beings of pure light.
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Angels who worshiped good
and protected everyone from evil.
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One of these angels was Lucifer.
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He was a dreamer with fantastic ideas
for all creatures.
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But the Heavenly Elders
they considered him a troublemaker,
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for they felt that his thoughts
are dangerous to the order of their world.
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And so he looked like angels
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They expand the universe in their own way.
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From the dust of the earth they created Adam and Lilith.
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Equal to the first people.
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But in spite of this, Adam demanded dominion
and Lilith refused to submit to his will.
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She ran away from the garden.
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Attracted by her unbridled
Lucifer found her with independence
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and these two rebellious dreamers
they fell deeply in love.
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Together they wished to share
about free will with humanity
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and offered the fruit of knowledge
To Adam's new bride Eve,
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which accepted him with joy.
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But with this gift came a curse.
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For because of this one speech
disobedience, evil found its way to earth.
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And together with him
and a new realm of darkness and sin.
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The order that heaven maintained was destroyed.
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As punishment for their reckless act
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heaven cast down Lucifer and his love
into the dark hole he created
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without the ability to see the good,
which will come out of mankind,
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but only cruelty and impiety.
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Shameful Lucifer has lost the will to dream.
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But Lilith flourished and supported
demons with their voice and singing.
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With rising hell
her power also increased.
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Threatened Heaven did
a callous decision indeed.
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Every year they send down an army, Extinction,
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may hell be against them
and his sinners could never rise.
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But Lilith did not give up hope.
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And they passed her dream on to their beloved daughter.
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Hell Princess.
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HISTORY OF HELL
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Don't worry, mom. You will be proud of me.
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WELCOME TO HELL
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-Charlie?
-Damn. Did you hear that?
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{\an8}Yeah. I was standing there.
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{\an8}Sorry. Extinction
always makes me very upset.
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That story helps me.
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i know don't worry
I enjoy your dramatization. are you ok
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Yeah. Just thinking about the family...
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{\an8}Do you know anything about mom yet?
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{\an8}How long has it been?
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{\an8}Not much. Just... seven years.
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He's definitely doing something important.
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But this kingdom mattered a lot to her.
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I care about him too.
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Well, at least you're not alone.
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I just hope that
what I'm trying to do here will work.
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It will come out. I believe you.
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So yeah, come on.
Alastor says he wants to show us something.
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Hail, wayward sinner.
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You like blood, violence
and sexual perversion?
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Of course you do! That's why you're in hell!
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But what would you say if I told you,
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that there is a place where there is no such thing?
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Welcome to Hotel Hazbin,
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erroneous path to redemption!
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She started it five days ago
Lucifer's demented daughter
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Charlotte Morningstar!
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Put your fate in her inexperienced hands
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and she is your correction
He heals his father complex!
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{\an8} We offer fun stuff here!
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{\an8} A fairly functional staff, for example!
And non-stop pest control!
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Custom rooms,
and just look at this lounge!
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Enjoy an engaging conversation
with our unique guest.
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WOW!
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50% DISCOUNT
NO TASTEFUL DECORATIONS!
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All this and more at Hotel Hazbin!
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{\an8}CALL NOW! OR NOT!
OUR PHONE IS NOT WORKING!
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{\an8}Here begins your last,
a desperate attempt at salvation!
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So what do you think?
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Sorry, what the fuck was that?
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Yeah. One note.
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Alastor, first
I want to thank you for filming this.
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Really amazing.
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But maybe that sounds a little… inappropriate?
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We want people to want to come here.
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This is what it looks like...
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"Wrong". You mean "wrong".
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Weird, I meant to say "well done".
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It didn't explain at all
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how we want demons
save from Extinction,
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which is the main idea!
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Vaggie is right, Alastor.
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That ad was to tell sinners
that we try to help them.
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Well, my dear, in hell
I haven't been active for a while
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and everyone knows me from my radio show.
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The only proper medium.
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But you insisted on advertising
in this noisy picture box!
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So I played around with it.
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Did he screw up? Did you play around with it?
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But we don't want to present ourselves like this.
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When you came here a week ago
you said you'd help us with this hotel.
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Instead you mock us.
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No one will go to the hotel
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of whom you are such a mighty ruler
like you think it's a waste of time!
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what is
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If you are filming a commercial,
I suggest you make better use of it
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this talented celebrity.
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Angela, you are a porn star.
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Famous porn star.
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The horniest of sinners
they will break down walls to get here.
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We will not film porn as an advertisement.
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Why not? Sex sells, right?
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If you film me handing it out
here with Mr. Noblesse Děsuhlas,
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you will be interested in this one
unsavory hotel tossing a pitchfork.
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Not by chance.
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Angela, I appreciate
that you want to attract people to the hotel
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use your special skills,
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but I really can't take advantage of you like this.
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But please baby
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This body was made to be abused.
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I've got my hands on it
stamina, legs, lung capacity...
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I've got the legs for it
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gag reflex, holes, chest fluff...
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DAD IS CALLING
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-Don't forget it. I'll be right back!
-I could go on all day baby!
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Hello? Dad?
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Hey, I have a question.
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If this face is so terribly powerful,
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why don't they just make people stay here?
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Trust me. I can.
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Why do you think I'm here?
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You really think I would wash bottles
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and listened to you shits hold and whine
if he didn't force me to do it?
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I like compulsion.
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Keep it to yourself, Niff.
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Aren't you happy here with me, Fouska?
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Say "Fouska" to me one more time
and I'll ram this bottle down your throat!
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Perverse. Keep up the bullshit.
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Angel, let Husk do his job.
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And no, we can't
forcing sinners to stay here.
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They have to choose it themselves.
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I chose it
and I think that's stupid.
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We're in hell, baby.
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The road doesn't go any further, does it?
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Maybe she could.
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The fact that no one has gotten out of here yet
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doesn't mean it can't be done.
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whatever that means
I can keep sleeping here for a while.
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Crack is expensive.
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Yeah. I can. Certainly!
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Yeah, I'll be right there!
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Good!
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Yes!
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- Vaggie! You cow!
-What is it?
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Come here!
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what's going on
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My dad just called me
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and the leader of the Angel Army is said to want a meeting.
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He wants me to go instead!
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After all, it's a while after Extinction.
What could they want so soon after…
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I can handle it
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I just know
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Heaven will approve my plans
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Charlie, wait.
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I just hope I don't screw it up
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Not this chance of a lifetime
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It's just a meeting.
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Change their mind
And grab their heart
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Or what angels have
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It could be bad.
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Keep your head up, Vaggie
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It could turn out great
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Something tells me today
It's gonna be a happy day in hell
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Well, don't sing to them.
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The bastard is already halfway there.
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-She...
- She dances.
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No...
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It is carried by the air
Warm Fuzzy Feeling
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Every street is full of aggression
It's hard to just walk through
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It is such a lovely realm
Can't find a better one
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If you don't mind the smell
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It's a happy day in hell
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-Hello, sir.
-Go to hell!
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My soul is burning
Eternal heat of nothingness
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Hello!
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Ball of Barbed Wire
I'll stick it in his hole
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Sorry.
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We stick to the scheme
We all have our role
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I'm not very well
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Another stupid day in hell
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When I show them my dream
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That every soul can change
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The opinion of those angels is not easily changed
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Then they will know
That everyone can be redeemed
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From bad to weird
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They are bloodthirsty and insane
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I hear their stories
Disappearance and displacement
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And I know it's needed
To suit them
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But when I open the door
And I will give them a place
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In my hotel Hazbin
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It's gonna be a happy day in hell
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HELL'S MAIL
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CAP TOWER
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From the porn studio
Where the cinephiles are
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They watch award-winning demonic bukkake shows
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{\an8}To the City of Cannibals
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Where they have no idea about sadness
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You cow! For God's sake! Why?
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And I don't care
That I have juice from his brain in my eye
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Because I know I can save them
Before the Heavenly Genocide
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-I can handle it
-My soul is burning
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-I just know
-The eternal heat of nothingness
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Heaven will approve my plans
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-I just hope
-Barbed wire is pretty cool
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-That I won't screw it up
-The one who stuck my hole
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Not this chance of a lifetime
Change their mind
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And touch my holes
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No, thank you. I just...
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I will fulfill my destiny
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Too bad you bastard!
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It's now completely clear
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Today is going to be hellish
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-Happy Day in Hell
-Happy Day in Hell
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Hello?
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Hello? Frightening.
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HEAVENLY EMBASSY
SIGNATURE
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Scary too.
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-Hello? is anyone here
-How is he?
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Shit!
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Hello! I'm Charlie.
Dad asked me to meet you.
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-Yeah, I know.
-Nice to meet you.
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Clearly. Nice to meet you too.
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I got you! did you see it Good ass.
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Wait a minute. Are you not here?
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No. Did you think I would come here?
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I like the atmosphere and your song.
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Pretty rough hardcore, don't get me wrong.
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But it's a terrible disappointment.
Everything down there is so...
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do you know
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Clearly. I'm glad
that we got a chance to meet.
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I would like to be with you
talk about your project.
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Hey, slow down. We are in no rush.
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How about we get to know each other a little first?
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How about lunch? Aren't you hungry? I'll invite you.
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This is my favorite.
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-You'll like it.
-Thanks.
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I got you again, bastard! Scary ass!
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All right, Charlie
he is handling something very important.
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We'll shoot a new commercial before he comes back.
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One that she would express
her vision and what we do here.
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We need a camera. Alastor?
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Video camera.
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So yeah, let's do it! And... action!
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“Welcome to Hazbin Hotel.
Can I help you with something?'
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I got angry
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and i need a big strong daddy
to guide me
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on the road to redemption.
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-"Well, you did..."
-Yes!
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"The right decisions..."
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Cut!
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Well, Angel, I need
to not be so horny if possible.
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Husk, can you not listen to the script?
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I'm not an actor!
I don't remember this!
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We could improvise, bun.
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Husk, come on!
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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,561
So I played at one event
and for some reason
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this virgin girl went after the drummer
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so I ask if he knows who I am.
I am Adam. I'm the first bird!
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All the birds came out of me!
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Think you want a drummer bird?
Not by chance. I am the king of the birds.
268
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Well, nothing, then we fucked
and it was great.
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What did you do at the weekend?
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Wait. Are you Adam?
Like the first man Adam?
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This means that...
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That explains it all.
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I know, I am divine.
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Well, Adam, sir... Mr. Adam...
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Call me king of the birds.
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Adam, you look smart
well, honest guy.
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And I know you are the leader of the angels
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and a great thinker.
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Revolutionary. Genius.
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When you say so, baby.
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Who wouldn't like to sign under...
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I love signing crap!
Crap is the best!
283
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,822
It's the solution to our biggest problem!
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Cold sores. Yeah, he's terrible.
285
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No! Our next biggest problem!
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00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:16,333
Ugly people? Nuts! Global
warming? No, that's Earth's problem.
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Pinch! Pinch! Pinch!
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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,422
So yeah, Niffty.
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You say, "We have the cleanest rooms." Yes?
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Clearly! I'm ready.
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Action!
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-Stop.
-What was it like?
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Well, Niffty, you have to say your line.
We'll eat it again.
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-Good.
-Action!
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-You're doing great, Vagina.
-Stop.
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So yeah, we'll try to fix it in post-production.
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- Do you even know what that means?
-I'll figure it out!
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Welcome to Hotel Hazbin.
Can I help you with something?
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You seem to be in a bit of trouble.
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00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,513
Este pendejo. Why are you even here?
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To have fun.
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00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,434
I came here because I like it
I look at the prodigal soul
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trying to do something meaningful
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and totally fail.
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Like you now! Well done.
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00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,528
And here is Alastor,
egocentric moron who...
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00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:34,536
I wouldn't try that, my dear.
This face was made for radio.
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00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,541
And enough! I don't care who or what you are.
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You stay here and make it work.
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Because it won't be very "fun"
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run an empty hotel right moron?
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00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,721
Oh well. I'll tell you something. Let's make a deal.
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Do you think I'm stupid?
Make a deal with a demon like you?
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It's not about your soul. Just a simple deal.
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00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:04,399
I'll help you with that
and you'll never want me again
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to work
with this frivolous television technology.
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00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:15,076
Or will Charlie come back
and he will have nothing. Take your pick.
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Okay.
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00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,171
Well then.
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00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,307
Well, my dears. Let's make a commercial!
321
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,476
Yeah, if you take her on a date for the fifth time
322
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,644
and still waiting for you to pay the bill
323
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,606
but you say, "hey
didn't you want equality?'
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00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:48,276
No! Our common problem
it's overcrowded as hell!
325
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,363
That's not a problem. We solved that.
326
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,574
Lute, how many demons have you killed this year?
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00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,367
A good 275 this year sir.
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00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:01,664
Two hundred and seventy five? Rough!
Great job, kitty! Tap it.
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00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:06,669
It's not amazing.
These are my people. You know that, right?
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Yeah. It must be a fart!
331
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,553
After all, they are souls. Human souls.
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The same as you have up in heaven.
333
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,390
They are not the same.
334
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,684
They had a chance and they damn well deserved it.
335
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:26,606
You are wrong. Of course the sinners made mistakes.
But everyone makes mistakes.
336
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,441
Angels don't.
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00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,859
Do you really think so?
338
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,110
I know that.
339
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,613
Yeah. For a lifetime
I didn't make a single mistake.
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00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,448
You're still here just because
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that to you and yours
given to the hellish kind by dad
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grace before the exorcist's blade.
343
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,081
What is it like to know how little you matter?
344
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,752
We're about to run out of time.
We should cut to the chase.
345
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,546
Whore!
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00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,841
I have a lot to do, I don't have much time
347
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,718
and i feel
that you didn't understand me before so...
348
00:18:55,802 --> 00:19:01,015
The population of Hell is out of control
It takes its toll
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00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,643
When we heal those sinners
And we will purify their souls
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00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,562
In my hotel Hazbin...
351
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,772
I'm getting ahead of myself. Clearly! Extinction!
352
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,941
I know you're flying down
Kill once a year
353
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,610
Must be annoying
Draw this far
354
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,154
When they come to you in heaven
This trip will be cancelled
355
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,700
You can say goodbye to that job
It will be a happy day in...
356
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,828
Let me stop you
Let's save precious time
357
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,745
Okay.
358
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,164
If you propose
To be allowed to ascend
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Up the ladder
And enter the gates of heaven
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00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,586
Well...
361
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,629
Sorry, but they will not escape their fate
362
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:35,341
Because hell is eternal
Like it or not
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00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,928
They had a chance to behave better
Now it's boiling in the cauldron
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00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,807
Because the rules are black and white
There is no point in resisting it
365
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,393
Burning for their lives
Until we kill them again
366
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,644
Okay, but...
367
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,105
Calm down baby
You're wasting your breath
368
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,026
Do you mean to say?
That he does not deserve to die by right?
369
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,819
Are there winners? Are they sinners?
370
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,030
-Because it is fixed
- Well, if...
371
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,074
An eye for an eye, it's fair
372
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:04,162
-And all things considered
-In all circumstances
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00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,998
There is still the question of fun
374
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:10,835
And for those of us with divine appointment
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00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:14,505
-Extinction is fun
-Extinction is fun
376
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,383
Guitar solo, yo
377
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,890
Hell is eternal whether you like it or not
378
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,225
They had a chance to behave better
379
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,518
Now it's boiling in the cauldron
380
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,272
Because the rules are black and white
There is no point in resisting it
381
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:34,400
Burning for their lives
Until we kill them again
382
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,569
Hell is eternal
383
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,029
And it's supposed to be dangerous
384
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,240
Your stupid efforts are wasted
Then finally give it up
385
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:45,036
As long as I have your attention
I'll take the opportunity
386
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,374
We have made a decision
Move next Extermination
387
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,125
FUCK YOU
I DO WHAT I WANT!
388
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,377
What?
389
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,505
I can't wait a whole year
To eliminate those bastards
390
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,759
I know it's only been a week
But we will come again in half a year
391
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,220
Wait, you can…
392
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,182
Damn!
393
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,398
Charlie! how did it go Did they listen?
394
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,236
They heard it, but...
395
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,030
Come here! We're going to show you something exciting.
396
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,909
Alastor pulled a few strings
and they will broadcast it.
397
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,370
I also pulled a few limbs.
398
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,833
Wait, that ad? Did you shoot a new one?
399
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,837
Yeah. One of mine
better performances, I would say.
400
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,090
That's amazing.
401
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,049
It's already starting.
402
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,301
Welcome to Hotel Hazbin...
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NEWS 666
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00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,182
{\an8}The latest news from hell.
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00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,351
{\an8}From the Heavenly Embassy
we received a message,
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00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:54,397
{\an8}that another Extinction
will take place earlier than usual.
407
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,149
{\an8}Do you know what that means, Tom?
408
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,234
{\an8}No, what does that mean, Katie?
409
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,319
{\an8}It means,
that we are all totally screwed.
410
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,367
Wait, what? Why?
411
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,668
We found the body, sir.
412
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:19,213
They've never killed any of us before.
413
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:22,216
We should go down there and destroy them!
414
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,220
No. We can't risk
that they will figure it out. But don't worry.
415
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:27,430
when we come back
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00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:31,476
there won't be a single demon left alive
that he would ever repeat something like that!
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Subtitle translation: Terkas
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