1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:28,482 Jesus! You just took years off my life. 3 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,951 I know the feeling. 4 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,820 I thought I heard something, 5 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,522 but I couldn't see anybody. 6 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,359 And there you are in the ultimate Saab. 7 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,695 Sit there. Get the feel of it. 8 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,864 Familiarize yourself with the layout. 9 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,868 How's that for driver environment? 10 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,572 What you just tiptoed quietly into 11 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,607 is the luxury end of our range. 12 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,347 Is she fast? 13 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:18,031 They find the cars themselves, the best salesmen. 14 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:19,267 Once behind the wheel, 15 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,201 few customers fail to appreciate 16 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,638 the combination of rugged, Swedish whole-weather engineering, 17 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:25,906 coupled with... 18 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,683 Exhilarating performance. 19 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,985 As you can see, 20 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,096 the cornering is quite exceptional with a large margin... 21 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,322 For Christ's sake! 22 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,568 You're in love with her. 23 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,404 I can tell, you're in love with her. 24 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,750 Why don't we stop the car and talk a deal? 25 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,389 Make me an offer. Don't just drive the bloody thing, 26 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,624 make me an offer. 27 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,694 So, what are we doing here anyway? 28 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,630 This doesn't go anywhere, just to the quarry. 29 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,266 Are you from around these parts? 30 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,736 You do know about the quarry? 31 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,540 The quarry! The fucking great hole in the ground! 32 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,397 Get out. 33 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,171 Try it without the seatbelt. 34 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,277 You're a lunatic. 35 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,179 I don't care if you never buy a sodding car! 36 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,947 Close the door. 37 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,316 What are you gonna do? What do you think you're gonna do? 38 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,019 Just close the door. 39 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,503 You know you're heading straight for a 200-foot drop? 40 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,994 With my car? 41 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,207 I'm gonna be repaying for this bastard for 900 years! 42 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,381 I... 43 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,883 Shit! 44 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,219 Ugh! 45 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,174 Included in the package is a five-year rust-free guarantee. 46 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,010 Five years? 47 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,080 That, I'll buy. 48 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,239 Typical. 49 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,842 Slip a tube in your arm, 50 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:52,079 next thing you know, everyone's wearing tubes in their arms. 51 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,392 How long's he got? 52 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,028 No, Mr. Bancroft. 53 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,898 You know very well we don't talk about patients like that. 54 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,432 Come on, sister, I just want to know 55 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,166 if it's worth striking up a conversation. 56 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,255 Can you keep him going till he begins to bore me? 57 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,165 Some people walk out of here. 58 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,541 Yeah, you, and those two ladies 59 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,142 who bring around the library books. 60 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,645 God, those two! 61 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,981 You treat us like kamikaze pilots 62 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,050 till we go out in a blaze of chrysanthemum. 63 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:33,086 We ought to be surrounded by the fairest fornication has to offer. 64 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,056 Not those two enormous asses. 65 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,058 Two very kind ladies. 66 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,627 Yes, but they have to be. 67 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,463 I live in terror one of them's about to sit on me in bed. 68 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,900 Now you, on the other hand, 69 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,603 are a fine figure of a nursing sister. 70 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,274 - Behave yourself. - I don't say that lightly. 71 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:58,445 I spend long nights fantasizing about your medicinal properties. 72 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,914 Not sleeping. We must do something about that. 73 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,616 Oh, I'd be ever so grateful. 74 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,685 I'll put you down for an increased barbiturate. 75 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,020 I was thinking more along the lines 76 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,056 of maybe licking jam from off your nipples. 77 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,692 Even hospital jam. Can't say fairer than that. 78 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,797 Is that the best place you can find to take a pulse? 79 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,001 Isn't there something you could simply toy with for a while? 80 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,704 We're a little fast today. 81 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,011 More than a little fast today. 82 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,046 Why haven't I died? 83 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,982 I feel so randy all the time. 84 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,119 What makes you think you're dying? 85 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,288 Your embarrassment with the word, for one thing. 86 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,357 Has he got the same? 87 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,695 He's got the same. 88 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,396 And please, don't be filling his head 89 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,032 with the idea that it's necessarily fatal. 90 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:56,036 Well, why don't we let him draw his own conclusions when he finds out he's dead. 91 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,991 Why are you determined to take the bleakest view? 92 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,577 Spoken to the doctor lately? 93 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,559 How are we doing, Mr. Lightowler? 94 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,351 Let's have a look at those dressings. 95 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,120 Why do you bother talking to him? 96 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,388 He's just a mindless lump of protein. 97 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,791 Who gave you the authority to determine that? 98 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,894 Took a course, did you? "Conversational cabbage." 99 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,562 Keep your voice down! 100 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,465 What for? He can't hear you! 101 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,601 All he does is fart occasionally. 102 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,605 What kind of a basis is that for a relationship? 103 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,342 "Hello, Mr. Lightowler." 104 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,877 "How are we today?" 105 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,179 "Feeling better, are we?" 106 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,785 Is this one gonna be any better? 107 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,557 Morning! Hi! 108 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,760 On behalf of your area health authority, 109 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:56,429 may we welcome you aboard this air-conditioned terminal ward. 110 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,658 Oh, man... Shit. 111 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,183 Dr. Jones. 112 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,519 Dr. Jones. 113 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,629 When they call out your name, give them this. 114 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,175 X-ray. 115 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,210 Just about the pits for entertainment. 116 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,345 No. 117 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,849 Informed opinion is unanimously destined you towards X-ray? 118 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,585 Fuck X-ray. 119 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,789 Where we going? 120 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,690 Where indeed... 121 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:07,327 are we headed, those of us with bone and marrow on a cosmic plain? 122 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,863 I applaud the logic of your question. 123 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,579 I'm supposed to be in X-ray. 124 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,514 There, now. 125 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,350 Isn't this nicer than whirling about dreary old X-ray? 126 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,253 You're fucking insane. 127 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,960 Hey! 128 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,295 Hey, come on! 129 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,865 Shit! 130 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,492 Who wheeled you up there? 131 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,661 Well, I'd like to answer. 132 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,664 Who left you on the roof, Mr. Deckermensky? 133 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,601 It was a damn fool thing to do. 134 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,304 You have no obligation to protect that person. 135 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,557 It was a man. 136 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,874 Well, who was it? 137 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,508 I never saw his face. 138 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,412 I think it was the masked fucking bandit. 139 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,926 Came across the masked bandit, did we? 140 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,161 He's a freak head, totally batshit! 141 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,429 I ever get any muscle back, 142 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,931 I'm gonna break his fucking arms! 143 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,500 Way to go, kid. 144 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,335 Beats feeling pathetic. 145 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,577 Carol, hi. 146 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,014 It's your friendly dead person. Don't hang up. 147 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,782 I'm not contagious. 148 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,397 Especially not over the sodding phone. 149 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:14,888 How am I? 150 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,623 Oh, nice of you to ask, naturally. 151 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,025 Fine. 152 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,326 Just thought I'd call you, 153 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,603 and we could talk dirty for a while. 154 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,828 Carol! 155 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,436 I put your orange juice on the table. 156 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,339 No, no, your orange juice. 157 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,752 - Hey, Jarvis. - It's here, look. 158 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,442 Don't knock it ov... Over. 159 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,844 What are you doing on your feet? 160 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,258 I'm looking for a quick bed bath. 161 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,941 If you're on your feet, you don't need a bed bath. 162 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,217 Not for me. For you. 163 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,087 Come back when you're stronger. 164 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,821 Should be your motto for the day, Jarvis. 165 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,258 "Make love to a terminal." 166 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,569 - We're not listening, are we, Mr. Singleton? - Yes. 167 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,963 As long as you like it fast, no messy after-entanglements. 168 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,231 Support your local terminals. 169 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,667 Shall I change your program? 170 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,235 Cook with cheese. 171 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,104 I don't think he cares. 172 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,173 Ah, not to worry. 173 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,106 Tell him they found this new cure for senility, it's called dying young. 174 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,244 You're a sod. 175 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,746 You take advantage of me. 176 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,117 You're a gorgeous sod, but you're a sod. 177 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,486 And you're unprofessional, Jarvis. 178 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,754 You're too much woman and too little uniform. 179 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,292 You bite your nails. You've had a scandalous private life. 180 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,361 Not scandalous, just inefficient. 181 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,763 Well, you've got a real flair for the wrong men. 182 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,933 Every time. 183 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,276 Go back to bed. 184 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,878 Not possible. I've got this full social calendar. 185 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,814 I've got a scan at 10:30, medication at 1:00, 186 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,083 and I'll put you down for a grope at 3:15. 187 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,784 You'll get me fired. 188 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,586 A bit of remedial lechery. 189 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,425 'Cause no one does it like you. 190 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,698 Where the hell have you been? 191 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,038 Just been to town to see a movie. 192 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,806 Not a very good movie. 193 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,841 Kind of a neo-realist wet dream. 194 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,144 They let you go downtown? 195 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,947 No one lets me go. I go. 196 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,652 A hawk requires no permission from the pigeons. 197 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,689 You're full of shit. You've just been around the block. 198 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,260 We shall see, laddy. We shall see. 199 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,168 It hurts? 200 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,471 You know what hurts more? 201 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,509 I gotta take a leak in this goddamn bottle. 202 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,347 How come you're here, an American? 203 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,585 We were on tour 204 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,355 playing football. I play pro. 205 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,425 I used to play pro ball. 206 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,393 American football. 207 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,496 - What, all those padded things? - Yeah. 208 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,334 We were playing Germany and my bones began to ache. 209 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,603 Thing is, you play football, your bones are always aching, 210 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,105 so what did I know? 211 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,208 Till we get over here, and I fall apart. 212 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,182 So what do you do when you're not wearing funny noses? 213 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,185 Solicitor. 214 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,386 What? 215 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,255 Lawyer. 216 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,323 Jesus! 217 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,724 You mean there are guys 218 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,378 that need you to keep them out of jail? 219 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,927 Mmm-hmm. 220 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,232 I hate that goddamn bottle. 221 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,570 I used to piss like a horse, you know, like any guy should. 222 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,638 Then go to the toilet. 223 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,976 It's just down the corridor. 224 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,878 I can't make it to the toilet. 225 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,980 Oh, well. 226 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115 If you're just going to lie about all the time... 227 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,951 What do you need, a helmet and pads? 228 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,654 Screw you. 229 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,822 Shit. 230 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,482 Come on. Shit. 231 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,188 I used to be a jock. 232 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,459 I spent my life working out. 233 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,199 Oh, Jesus! 234 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,601 Pissed my pants. 235 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,869 Shit! 236 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,706 Just see where we are. 237 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,878 On the floor in our own urine. 238 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,681 Do you see why you need this thing? 239 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,354 It's the only muscle left. 240 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,372 You ruined my pajamas, you dumb bastard. 241 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,646 Well, if you're gonna get picky about every little thing. 242 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,720 No! No! 243 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,425 Oh! 244 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,601 Hope to God you like chocolate biscuits. 245 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,533 Who is that behind there? 246 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,935 That is Mr. Lightowler. 247 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,937 Well-known cabbage. 248 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,439 Does he always have screens? 249 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,675 Mr. Lightowler always has screens. 250 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,980 In case they have to shade him from that fucking bathrobe. 251 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:31,884 I like to think of Mr. Lightowler as a kind of missile in its silo. 252 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,854 Whose bed is that? 253 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,224 We have a vacancy. 254 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,226 I told them, be like the airlines, double book. 255 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,396 They come and go. Flighty breed, the dying. Here one minute... 256 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,498 gone the next. 257 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,803 Does he do that a lot? 258 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,305 It's his one little vanity. 259 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,810 He likes to give the impression he's still alive. 260 00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,679 Oh, Jesus! 261 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,048 Impressive, isn't it? 262 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,316 And, I believe, undetectable by radar. 263 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,387 You mustn't begrudge him his little pleasures. 264 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:11,357 That's the last post he's blowing on the tailing sphincter. 265 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,249 You can't leave it here. 266 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,385 Oh, they always say that. 267 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,023 Oi, can't leave it there. 268 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,825 Oh. 269 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,118 These places are required in case of medical emergency. 270 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,162 All right, all right. 271 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,499 Let's see if we can come to some suitable arrangement. 272 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,166 Keep your flipping money. 273 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,703 These places are reserved for medical personnel only. 274 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,248 Did you have to offer him money? 275 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,350 Money talks. 276 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,152 Mmm-hmm, I saw how smoothly it talks. 277 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,222 They see the Jag, it brings out the Trotsky in them. 278 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:28,735 Hello, darling. 279 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,441 It isn't AIDS, Mother. 280 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,577 It'll be a death you can be proud of. 281 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,011 Don't be silly. 282 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,614 You mustn't think of me as sitting here 283 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:45,417 exuding corrosive puffs of vile bio-chemistry. 284 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,419 Don't talk like that. 285 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,790 The truth is, we are the ones who are vulnerable to the least infection. 286 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,325 You could annihilate me 287 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:56,295 with that half-hearted kiss. 288 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,330 He talks to me sometimes 289 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:01,568 as if he's the parent and I'm the child. 290 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,771 - How are you, son? - Oh, put it away. 291 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,274 He has no wish to be impressed with your wrestling grip. 292 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,444 You're looking good. 293 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,513 He is, you know. 294 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,282 He's looking good. 295 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,651 She just insulted you. Don't you care? 296 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,422 Don't you even hear it anymore? 297 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:27,226 It's just her way. She's worried about you. 298 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,696 I don't understand this cruelty. 299 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,998 You're an expert. 300 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,066 You have to make allowances, Vivian. 301 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,334 For what? 302 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,904 Well, for his drugs and things. 303 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,007 I can think of no excuse 304 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,375 for deliberately hurtful behavior. 305 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,747 Well, I think he's looking better. 306 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,482 Do you think he's looking better? 307 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,256 Spoken to Carol lately? 308 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:03,930 She sends her love. 309 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,497 Oh, that's a neat idea. 310 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:08,167 Sending it, so much more hygienic than making it. 311 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,202 All that physical contact. 312 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,338 Christ! 313 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:14,440 I'm not even unsightly yet. 314 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:20,747 Your father tells me you've got someone your own age. 315 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:23,883 That's nice. 316 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,051 Yeah. 317 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,453 I'll bet he thinks it's marvelous. 318 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,790 His folks have just flown in to celebrate. 319 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,792 You know what I mean. 320 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,067 They seem friendly here. 321 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,436 Except for the parking. 322 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,942 We've been talking to people, 323 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,045 and there are things they can do once we get you home. 324 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,914 They're doing everything here, Dad. 325 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,949 Here? What do... What do they know here? 326 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,919 I know these guys. I was here in World War II. They had no bathrooms. 327 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,721 They've got bathrooms now. 328 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,725 He looks thinner. 329 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,858 - I'm okay, Ma. - Sure he's thinner. 330 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,996 These people eat the weirdest shit. 331 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,499 - Oh, Byron. - Oh, who's listening? 332 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,469 Why don't you come? Right now. We'll get you home. 333 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:19,614 I already talked to Pan Am. They'll take good care of you. 334 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,509 Soon as I bounce back, let the team do it. 335 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,013 Once they finish the tour, I'll fly back with them. 336 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,359 Well, they used to think Spam was a luxury item. 337 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,834 Can you believe that? 338 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:56,108 God damn Spam. 339 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,656 Maureen! 340 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,394 Came as soon as I got your letter. 341 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,229 Oh... 342 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,099 I didn't expect you to come. 343 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,134 I just wanted to tell somebody. 344 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,502 Have you told anybody else? 345 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,738 No! 346 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,777 Hazel, listen to... 347 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,012 - Little black hairs. - What? 348 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,581 - They all leave little wiry black hairs... - No, listen. 349 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,650 Even if they're blond, they leave little wiry black hairs. 350 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,419 Makes you wonder how they do it. 351 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,792 - Hazel! - Unless they smuggle them in with their luggage. 352 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,566 - Sit down a minute. - Are you going to shout at me? 353 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,158 - Hazel! - You're going to shout at me. 354 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,227 I'm not going to shout at you. 355 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,696 Well, I know who will. 356 00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,565 My dad will. 357 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:55,634 He'll kill me, Maureen. 358 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:58,337 - You haven't told him? - I didn't tell him. 359 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,807 How can I tell him? 360 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,875 'Cause he thinks you never go out with fellows? 361 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,409 Well, I do. 362 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,245 You know I do. 363 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,980 You shouldn't think like that. 364 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,615 You're not unattractive... 365 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,619 If you do yourself up. 366 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,721 I'm a nine-foot freak. 367 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:18,257 So how come you're a pregnant nine-foot freak? 368 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,359 Maureen, keep your voice down! 369 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,710 If you were free to go, 370 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,089 where would you really want to go? 371 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,118 You mean around here? 372 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:47,887 I mean anywhere. 373 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:49,889 If you were fit and randy. 374 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,423 Well, I am fit and randy. 375 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,826 - That'll do. - Uh... Amsterdam. 376 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,295 Amsterdam? 377 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,964 I played football there once. 378 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,632 They got a whorehouse there 379 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,268 you could spend your life in. 380 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,703 It's five floors. 381 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,638 It's like a fucking parking garage. 382 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,609 Sounds like a place one could spend one's remission in. 383 00:30:15,681 --> 00:30:17,183 Oh, 384 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,685 my good day is getting worse again. 385 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,325 You think that's worse? 386 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,697 Wonder if you're ready for how "worse"... 387 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,134 it's gonna be. 388 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,743 - I do not. - Oh, oh. 389 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,146 Hey, get in the queue. Don't push. 390 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:57,924 I don't think I could have an abortion. 391 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,994 I'd never be able to walk past another mother carrying a pram. 392 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,196 So what was he like? 393 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:08,000 Well, I suppose you'd describe him as older. 394 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,768 Oh, God! 395 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,637 No, no, it wasn't like that. 396 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,106 He's not married. 397 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,374 He's divorced. 398 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:18,010 - Oh, Hazel. - Hs wife was a bitch. 399 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,212 Surprise, surprise. 400 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,915 He's a gentleman, Maureen! 401 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,483 He's not a flash. 402 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:27,319 He wears glasses. 403 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,756 His hair's going a bit thin. 404 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,925 Sounds magic. 405 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,826 Where'd you meet this saintly figure? 406 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:36,895 Room 18. 407 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:39,265 Jesus! How long for? 408 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,467 Six weeks. 409 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,236 It wasn't a one-night job. What'd you think I am? 410 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,173 He was over here on a course. 411 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:48,941 What you mean "over here"? 412 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,910 - Well, he's foreign. - Oh, shit. 413 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,223 Where the hell are you taking me? 414 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,767 You have other appointments? 415 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,351 Whoa, easy. 416 00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:01,954 You never went to school, I suppose? 417 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,855 I finished high school, asshole. 418 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,533 Someplace they let you home every night. 419 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,293 You never really went to school, 420 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,161 the English boarding school. 421 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,830 Alcatraz without the view. 422 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:13,799 We did hard time there. 423 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,568 Towards the end of my stretch, 424 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,870 in a full flower of raging puberty, 425 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,606 a few of us founded... 426 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,044 an escape committee. 427 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:28,214 A handful of dedicated wankers 428 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,749 with outstanding grades and acne. 429 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,753 We called ourselves "the Hawks." 430 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,324 The rest of the world were pigeons. 431 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,159 You can't steer a chair worth shit. 432 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,999 Whoa, you can't come in here, mate. 433 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,303 You want us to break his arm? 434 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,039 Patience, chunky American. 435 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:55,412 I know it's Saturday night, but let's not overdo it, huh? 436 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,646 Little word in your ear? 437 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,716 This is Elton John's spiritual advisor. 438 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,352 Get lost. 439 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,261 Do I take it this establishment 440 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:18,197 refuses admission to disabled persons? 441 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,432 Now, how would you like 442 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:24,870 a little protest demo out there on the pavement? 443 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,073 Forty people in wheelchairs, 444 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:30,609 attracting press and public attention to 445 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:34,513 your scandalous lack of public spirit. 446 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,389 Teach you to fuck with my lawyer. 447 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,891 I mean solicitor. 448 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,914 Are you ready for a game? 449 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,316 What kind of a game? 450 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:12,151 Card game. 451 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:13,685 All right. 452 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,559 What I've got here, one on each card, 453 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,794 is the description of the kind of symptoms 454 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:26,865 we've got coming to us in the course of our little joust with God, bless her. 455 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,567 Sounds like a fun game. 456 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,169 Oh, once you've seen them, 457 00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:32,338 you may feel inclined to join me, 458 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,206 and we can go. 459 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,841 How the hell can we go anywhere? 460 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,976 We get a period of remission. 461 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,345 Treatment's nearly over. 462 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,248 - Where do we go? - Anywhere! 463 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,082 I'm offering you terminal tours, 464 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:47,753 lazy days, dying somewhere exotic. 465 00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:50,789 - Look, I can't even walk. - I'll wheel you. 466 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,092 Till you can walk, I'll wheel you. 467 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,030 Sounds like a jolly holiday. 468 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:00,966 All right, don't decide now. 469 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,035 Wait till you've seen what's in the cards. 470 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:09,641 Gypsy Rose Bancroft is about to lay out your future for you. 471 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,278 Whatever happened to ignorance is bliss? 472 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,214 I think it really rather depends on how much you wanna know. 473 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,449 I wanted to know. 474 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,918 I've heard it stiffens the resolve to get the fuck out 475 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,388 before they start pulling 'round the screens. 476 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,460 I always lose at cards. 477 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,797 I'm not gonna force them on you. 478 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,500 You can stop any time. 479 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,136 As soon as you've got a hand that's full enough for you. 480 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,842 As soon as your bowels turn to mush. 481 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,247 Some other time. 482 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,649 I don't talk shop Saturday night. 483 00:35:56,555 --> 00:36:00,158 ♪♪ Crying, dying All you gotta do is ♪♪ 484 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:03,962 ♪♪ Get in the middle Of a chain reaction ♪♪ 485 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:07,933 ♪♪ You get a medal When you're lost in action ♪♪ 486 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:10,702 ♪♪ I wanna get Your love all ready ♪♪ 487 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:15,341 ♪♪ For the sweet sensation Instant radiation ♪♪ 488 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:19,144 ♪♪ You let me hold you For the first explosion ♪♪ 489 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,819 - It should be reported. - They'll be back. 490 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,021 It's a game they play. 491 00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:31,523 Well, they won't play it again. 492 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,026 I shall hide their clothes. 493 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,222 No, thanks. No more. We're good. 494 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,561 Your good health. 495 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:17,002 Okay, smartass. Get out the cards. 496 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,475 Put on your nose. 497 00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:25,677 - What? - Funny nose. 498 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,779 You need the funny nose. 499 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,216 Come on, let's go, let's go. 500 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,885 - Not without the nose. - Why, for Christ's sake? 501 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,687 Because that's what it's for. 502 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,902 I feel stupid. 503 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,739 You look stupid. 504 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,543 That's our red badge of courage, you clown. 505 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:02,714 If we can wear that, we can take what's coming. 506 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,220 Want another card, you'll have to ask for it. 507 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,180 When's this going to happen? 508 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,798 It marks the end of the remission. 509 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,569 Give me another card. 510 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:34,480 Give me another one. 511 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:37,916 Come on. 512 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,437 Jesus Christ. 513 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,320 I'm not going to wait around for that to happen. 514 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,511 My sentiments exactly. 515 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,147 We go. 516 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,650 - You know what, you can shove those... - Don't worry. 517 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,886 By then, they'll keep us sedated. 518 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,956 We'll be so squirrely in our head, we'll just be a couple of zombies. 519 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,635 Let me get this straight. 520 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,640 You're proposing that I wheel you up to the roof so you can take a dive? 521 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,341 Would you keep your voice down! 522 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:44,483 I'm not gonna dive. I'm just gonna jump. Nothing fucking stylish. 523 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,817 No way. 524 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,854 I won't do it. 525 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,321 It's highly immoral. 526 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,159 If you're gonna act like a prick, I'll just crawl. 527 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,464 You said, "Let's do something about it." 528 00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,165 Yeah, not that. Forget it. 529 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,968 Anything's better than lying around waiting for it. 530 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,770 That's what you said. 531 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,072 What I had in mind was us getting the hell out of here! 532 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,774 It is getting out of here. 533 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,043 You can jump too. 534 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:17,516 Screw you. 535 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:28,894 Shit. 536 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,555 Here. 537 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,424 On top of medication? 538 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,729 Worried about your health? 539 00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:05,931 I'm worried about throwing up. 540 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,803 You really wanna jump sober? 541 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,146 I really wanna jump. 542 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,993 Why this obsession with the roof? 543 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:38,196 Why not just take you outside and wheel you under a truck? 544 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,874 A truck for Christ's sake! 545 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,366 What would I look like under a truck? 546 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,301 You're appallingly vain. 547 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:44,946 Well, I've got a good body. 548 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,205 I'd like to keep it that way. 549 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,707 Hey, don't fall off! 550 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,677 What a view! 551 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:56,181 Aim for about here. 552 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,258 Sure you've got everything? 553 00:42:07,392 --> 00:42:09,695 For going off a roof, what the fuck do I need? 554 00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:12,063 - What about the note? - What note? 555 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,232 You can't do it without leaving a note. 556 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:15,801 Shit. 557 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,070 Forget it. 558 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,072 If I pass a phone on the way, I'll call. 559 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:33,318 Oh, come on, I can't walk from back here. 560 00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:35,320 Then do it in the wheelchair. 561 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,890 Jump off a roof in a wheelchair? 562 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,425 I'd look like a fool. 563 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:47,032 - You still think I'm kidding. - I think you're wrong. 564 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,333 Who asked you? 565 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,369 See? Sulky. 566 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,439 Suicide makes you sulky. 567 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,852 What kind of a way to go is that? 568 00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,175 I'm not sulky. 569 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,544 You're sulky! All suicides are sulky. 570 00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:01,713 That's what it is, the ultimate sulk. 571 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,481 You're full of shit, Bancroft. 572 00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,383 You're just not facing where we're at. 573 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,086 No problem. It's gonna catch up with me soon enough. 574 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,121 Real soon for me. 575 00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:13,825 Is that it, then? 576 00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:16,461 You're just going to go like this? 577 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,929 In a bad mood. 578 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,766 I wasn't in a bad mood. 579 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:23,334 You wanna pack suicide in, it's just gonna depress you. 580 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,203 Get out of the way. 581 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,540 Get out of the way. 582 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:32,744 Nice attitude. 583 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,049 Say hello to Jarvis for me. 584 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,127 Need a push? 585 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,595 No, I don't need a push. 586 00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:53,564 I can do this. 587 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,859 Is that what you need, laddy? 588 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:23,128 A little help from your friend. 589 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,367 No! 590 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,378 I could have been killed. 591 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,547 Stupid fuck! 592 00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:45,183 Right. 593 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:47,819 Come on. 594 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,604 Where have you two been? 595 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,006 Just out for some fresh air. 596 00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,141 He, uh, dropped off. 597 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,409 Go to your beds. 598 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,720 Where's old Lightowler? 599 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,446 We don't know what he looks like. 600 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:49,848 Check the feet for their label. 601 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:53,251 It's like a supermarket. 602 00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:55,854 - Go on then, check the feet. - Why me? 603 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,605 Because they're nearer your eye level. 604 00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:06,297 Experienced roof leaper like you, 605 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,099 should be able to handle a few feet. 606 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,968 "Handle"? 607 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:13,604 Look, I'll read the label, but there's no way I'm gonna handle it. 608 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:22,113 It's him. 609 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,381 Are you sure it's him? 610 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:25,150 "Lightowler, Gerald." 611 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,752 - "Gerald"? - Read it. 612 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,264 You think you know someone, and it turns out his feet are called Gerald. 613 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,967 - Wanna see his face? - No. 614 00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:45,003 No. 615 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,472 It's important we keep him as he was. 616 00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:52,911 Lightowler, a man of mystery. 617 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,248 Man of a thousand faces. 618 00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,520 We're gonna swear an oath. 619 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,256 - What kind of an oath? - A sacred oath. 620 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:06,958 On Lightowler's feet. 621 00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:09,494 Take hold of one solemnly, 622 00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:11,096 and repeat after me. 623 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:13,664 Oh, Jesus! 624 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:15,800 Get hold of it. 625 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,374 If he farts now, I'll die! 626 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:32,984 Raise your foot and repeat after me. 627 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:40,025 I do solemnly swear... 628 00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:42,260 I do solemnly swear... 629 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:45,230 - By these feet called Gerald... - By these feet called Gerald... 630 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,133 to kick and struggle before I die. 631 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:50,335 - Agreed? - Agreed. 632 00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:53,304 To be a Black Knight of the Sick Joke, 633 00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:57,142 a notorious awkward bastard medically. 634 00:47:57,976 --> 00:48:00,845 - Agreed. - To banish self-pity, 635 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,880 and to buckle on the arms of laughter. 636 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:04,049 Right. 637 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,852 And thus, as Hawks accoutered, 638 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:09,887 to embark upon a nightly quest 639 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:11,189 to slay all pigeons 640 00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,858 that would bar our paths to Amsterdam 641 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:16,394 in search of whores of the lewdest countenance. 642 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,529 - I do so swear... - Amsterdam? 643 00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:20,765 Five floors of fornication. 644 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,178 That's what you wanted, isn't it? 645 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,569 - Right. - Then say, "I do so swear." 646 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,404 Then I do so swear. 647 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,154 We can't steal one of these. 648 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,346 We're borrowing it, that's all. 649 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,383 Look, I ask you, who's more entitled to an ambulance, hmm? 650 00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,018 That's true. 651 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:42,263 Now, comb your hair and fasten your pajamas. 652 00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:43,487 Before we leave for Amsterdam, 653 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,290 we're gonna make a little detour. 654 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:46,968 All right, closer together. Nice big smiles now. 655 00:48:46,992 --> 00:48:48,693 A bit further back, Alex. 656 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,528 There we are. 657 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,235 And smile. 658 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:13,318 Bride and groom. 659 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:18,655 Carol! 660 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,125 Oh, my God! 661 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,269 What is going on over there? 662 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:45,616 Congratulations. 663 00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:50,188 Carol! 664 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,257 Carol! 665 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,492 You could have hung around a while longer! 666 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,594 Bitch! 667 00:49:56,727 --> 00:50:00,265 There was great rejoicing after my last urine sample. 668 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:02,033 I don't wish to boast, 669 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:04,802 but bits of me are much in demand in laboratory circles. 670 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,638 Hello, guy. 671 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:09,674 Mr. Granger. 672 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,110 Is that my daughter in there? 673 00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:16,647 Yes. 674 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,349 Well, why don't we go and have a drink? 675 00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:26,057 She embarrassed me now. 676 00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:28,126 I'll make her a widow in a few months. 677 00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:29,494 It's a fair offer. 678 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:32,530 She'll look... She'll look great in black. 679 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,834 Dear, don't cry. 680 00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:40,538 He was fun when he was well. 681 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,407 Of course. 682 00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:50,315 But I'm not meant for this. 683 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,492 By the time she was 11, 684 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:04,729 she already had her mother's capacity as a ball-breaker. 685 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,064 Both of my women are killers. 686 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:09,700 Great tits, though. 687 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,137 Oh, true. Mmm. 688 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:13,671 God help us. 689 00:51:17,142 --> 00:51:20,811 Probably wondering about the sex life of people in wheelchairs. 690 00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:23,581 Like what do they do and how do they do it? 691 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,754 Well, I've been employed by the Wheelchair Institute 692 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,386 of Newark, New Jersey to give demonstrations. 693 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:30,231 Do you have time for one, or are you just gonna be 694 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:32,399 - hanging around this reception all day? - No. Thank you. 695 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:35,025 We can start off easy. Something with the brakes still on. 696 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:39,663 You ready to go? 697 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:40,965 Thanks, Mr. Granger. 698 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,280 Forget her. 699 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,114 You want my advice? Forget her. 700 00:51:58,216 --> 00:51:59,984 Come on. 701 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,653 Whatever happened to the Black Knights of the Sick Joke? 702 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,758 You don't see that on a coat of arms every day. 703 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:13,843 It's your last night in England. 704 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:15,633 Who needs television? Forget it. 705 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,468 There's an absurd rumor 706 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:20,438 that it's supposed to be included in the price. Color television. 707 00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:22,139 It said so at the desk. 708 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,511 No word about wiggly lines and screens leaping about! 709 00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,115 Fucking towels are threadbare. 710 00:52:33,718 --> 00:52:37,622 We are not going to die in some cheap room. I'll promise you that. 711 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:39,990 Yeah, I'd like to go first class. 712 00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:41,526 I mean it. 713 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:45,672 You'll feel better in the morning, when we get on the ferry. 714 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:48,536 Yes, I'll feel better in the morning, when we get on the ferry. 715 00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:50,268 Come on, lighten up. 716 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:53,838 - You swore an oath on Lightowler's feet. - I know. I know. 717 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,106 Yeah, well, what happened to all that hot shit? 718 00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:00,345 You're lying there like some muffin with a fatal disease. 719 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:04,114 Well, I am some muffin with a fatal disease. 720 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,757 In a wheelchair? 721 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,125 You let him go wandering in a wheelchair? 722 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,607 You didn't try to stop him? 723 00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:18,963 Stop him? 724 00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:21,216 Made me wheel him down every bleedin' step, didn't he. 725 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,648 - I'll wheel him up. - Out of the way, boys. 726 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,312 Get out. Go on, get out of here. 727 00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:30,708 Oh, piss off. 728 00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,281 And where have you been? 729 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:39,350 Don't sweat it, man. It's therapy time. 730 00:53:39,484 --> 00:53:40,918 Look what I bought for ya. 731 00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:45,222 - For me? - Yeah. Meet Regina. 732 00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:47,091 One whore to go. 733 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,427 Hey, who you calling a whore? 734 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,329 You take money for sexual purposes. 735 00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,398 Not to be fucking insulted. 736 00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:56,033 Hold it. Hold it. 737 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,269 Can I have a word in private with my colleague? 738 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,205 Have what you like, dear. 739 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:02,540 Within reason. 740 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:07,845 Come on, get rid of her. 741 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,480 Don't be a pain, man. 742 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:11,374 You were acting kinda down since the wedding. 743 00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,689 I figured you needed something. 744 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,751 She must be 90! 745 00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:15,920 Yeah, she's a young 90. 746 00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:18,656 Listen, look, I'm lucky to find anything at this hour. 747 00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,858 How lucky can you get? 748 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,093 It's just a going-away gift, okay? 749 00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:24,329 She's on me. 750 00:54:24,462 --> 00:54:26,030 Well, she's not fucking getting on me. 751 00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:30,335 Hey! No, you don't! 752 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,169 He promised me a bed. 753 00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:34,639 In addition to my usual honorarium 754 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,074 -He's of low mental capacity. We'll get you a taxi. -Huh? 755 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,276 After he picked me up in his wheelchair? 756 00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:41,221 What, you think that would do to a girl's image, 757 00:54:41,245 --> 00:54:42,980 being picked up by a wheelchair? 758 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,791 You think I'm gonna be turned down by one now? 759 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,517 Oi! 760 00:54:46,651 --> 00:54:50,220 You want to start something, shitface, I'm gonna start screaming. 761 00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,657 Come on, you. 762 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:07,772 Will one of you pricks give a lady a hand here? 763 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,820 Mind if I take my boots off? 764 00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:24,555 No. 765 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,624 Don't take anything off. 766 00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:30,595 Are you all right? You're attractive. 767 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:34,098 Oh, it's just my feet are killing me. 768 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:37,935 Listen, 769 00:55:38,068 --> 00:55:40,337 before we start. 770 00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:42,239 You don't think you could get room service 771 00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:44,709 to whip up a sandwich and a few beers? 772 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,876 Yes. 773 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,713 Get her a meal, 774 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,180 get her a big meal. 775 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:53,618 I see you got a color telly. 776 00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,671 - It's not working. - Why don't you get it fixed? 777 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,531 That's a good idea, why don't we get it fixed? 778 00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,390 There's a late movie. 779 00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,759 It needs a screwdriver, we haven't got a screwdriver. 780 00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:03,794 I've got a screwdriver. 781 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,698 What's she doing that she needs a screwdriver? 782 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:08,899 Here. 783 00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:11,301 Hello, room service, please. 784 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:15,072 I knew a guy once, 785 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,607 did this for a living. 786 00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:18,175 What, prostitution? 787 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:21,546 No, you daft twat, TV repair. 788 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,315 He made good money. 789 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:30,087 Used to keep my set in tip top condition. 790 00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:38,496 Used to love to show me how things worked. 791 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:42,266 Pissed off with me daughter, didn't he? 792 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,270 Loved to show her how things worked. 793 00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:49,006 Oh, don't talk like that. 794 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:50,475 How do you want me to talk? 795 00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:52,276 Through a conventional stiff upper lip? 796 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:53,978 Jolly good luck, may the best man win, 797 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,756 I'll send you a cake stand for your new home. 798 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:58,248 David, I can't bear it. 799 00:56:58,382 --> 00:57:01,027 I have loved you for a long time, pet. You've been a large part of my life 800 00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:03,087 and I've trusted you all along the line. 801 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:04,598 But David, it's always been you, David, 802 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,423 always, until now. 803 00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,893 I know I'm hurting you but you've just got to understand. 804 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,728 Look, I know it's not up to me to tell you 805 00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,196 how to arrange your love life, 806 00:57:12,329 --> 00:57:13,931 but shouldn't you be in the other bed? 807 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,432 Shush! 808 00:57:17,401 --> 00:57:18,603 Shush. 809 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,396 What are you doing? 810 00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:49,834 I don't need the goddamn wheelchair. 811 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:52,770 - You're gonna fall down a lot. - So, I fall down a lot. 812 00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:54,738 Want a stick? 813 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:56,574 Screw the stick. 814 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,145 I don't want anything that makes me look like a sickie. 815 00:58:01,278 --> 00:58:04,248 I was an athlete, man, I was fast. 816 00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:05,983 I had the legs on that team. 817 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,522 Hi, guys. 818 00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:26,470 - Here. - Ah. 819 00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:28,238 - Rolex. - Rolex? 820 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,783 You can use it to lean on, can't you? 821 00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:44,288 Doesn't look like a walking stick. You can wheel it. 822 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:52,697 Yeah. 823 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:04,642 It's not bad. 824 00:59:06,611 --> 00:59:07,712 Yeah. 825 00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,983 You think they'll let me in a brothel with a bike? 826 00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,687 Cyclists are highly respected on the continent. 827 00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,889 In whorehouses, I mean, in the Paradise. 828 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:20,290 Of course. 829 00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:21,992 We'll tell them you're an American ace. 830 00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:23,560 That's a fair description. 831 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,396 Bike goes everywhere for sentimental reasons. 832 00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:28,032 They'll love that at the Paradise, 833 00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,366 it shows I've got heart. 834 00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:30,868 Whores like people with heart. 835 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,103 What whores like is people with money. 836 00:59:37,341 --> 00:59:38,876 Stop the ambulance. 837 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:43,914 - What for? - Back up, back up. 838 00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:45,582 Oh, you mean, you didn't see them? 839 00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:47,952 Females in distress. 840 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:52,122 There are two little round asses back there. 841 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:55,392 - In distress? - Yeah, the car was broken down, 842 00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:58,929 they were bending over in that great, confused female way. 843 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,467 Get the bike. 844 01:00:04,468 --> 01:00:06,003 - Get the bike. - That's the way, 845 01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,838 - play it cool. - Oh, come on, 846 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:09,306 just get the lousy bike. 847 01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:17,982 We gotta strike while the situation's hot. 848 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:23,520 Listen, I'll handle the body language. 849 01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:26,556 You come in from time to time with something fascinating in French. 850 01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:29,226 We're in Holland, what makes you think they're French? 851 01:00:29,894 --> 01:00:31,428 Just an instinct I have. 852 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,402 Not only French, but unattractive. 853 01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,175 What are you talking about "unattractive"? 854 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:42,039 From here, they look unattractive. 855 01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:43,573 Mine looks okay. 856 01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:47,544 If it's French, you can't pass it up. 857 01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:49,313 They have centuries of tradition 858 01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:51,648 in the arts of sexual foreplay. 859 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,317 That's the Indians. 860 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:57,487 Okay, you wait for your squaw, I'll take what's available. 861 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,198 You're right, they're unattractive. 862 01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:09,800 Oi. 863 01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:12,336 We don't need your soddin' ambulance, you know. 864 01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:13,804 Just a mechanic. 865 01:01:14,839 --> 01:01:16,040 Some French. 866 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,310 Oh, my God, how are we gonna make 'em understand? 867 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,883 Ambulance, no. 868 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,452 Um, mechanic, si. 869 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,288 Car is kaput. 870 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:35,192 Finito, you know, um, 871 01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:37,227 knackered? 872 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,563 Oh, my God. Would you just not stand there? 873 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,331 Can you just say something? 874 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,400 Can you pay attention, what's the matter? 875 01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:49,106 Oh, my God, he's gorgeous. 876 01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:53,210 It's true what they say about foreigners. 877 01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:55,279 Did you ever see anything more gorgeous 878 01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:57,147 in your whole life? 879 01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:59,216 Hazel, you're on your way to meet Rolf. 880 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:01,886 Yes, I know I'm on my way to meet. 881 01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,329 Yeah, well, you picked a hell of a time 882 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,789 to go bananas for somebody. 883 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,623 Well, maybe this time, 884 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:09,794 for just one last fling before I settle down. 885 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:12,830 Hazel, you've never had a fling in your life. 886 01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:17,034 - I know, but... - Well, you're not the type. 887 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,169 I know. 888 01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:22,672 I'm a virgin once removed. 889 01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,944 Well, maybe twice. 890 01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,847 Aye, when was twice? 891 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:31,548 Never you mind when was twice. 892 01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:34,551 - Is my hair all right? - Yeah, it's fine. 893 01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:36,086 Just simmer down. 894 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,929 Well, come on then, Hazel, tell us when was twice? 895 01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,400 He speaks English. 896 01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:55,906 Oh, my God, he's heard every word I said. 897 01:03:03,914 --> 01:03:07,151 Turn your face, stop looking at me. 898 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,103 Oh, no. 899 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:27,838 So that's knackered as well. 900 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,410 Oh, so can I have it today? 901 01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:34,644 Today? 902 01:03:36,613 --> 01:03:38,382 We're going to Amsterdam. 903 01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,084 We're gonna make it to Amsterdam. 904 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:41,852 We have the whole day to take advantage 905 01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:43,453 of the situation here. 906 01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:46,056 Let me level with you. 907 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,425 I wouldn't mind screwing the chunky one. 908 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:51,528 We'll call it the whim of a dying man. 909 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,632 I'm a jock, we screw anything. 910 01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,401 It's the warrior's creed. 911 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:03,908 Look, can I just have it today, yes? Today? 912 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,809 Nice legs, that Hazel. 913 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:10,080 Look at the length of them, like a fucking giraffe. 914 01:04:12,749 --> 01:04:14,018 Just great. 915 01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:16,153 Well, it's gonna be tomorrow now, at least, 916 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:18,889 and I have to be back home tomorrow because it's my job. 917 01:04:19,023 --> 01:04:20,224 Well, where are you heading? 918 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:23,127 Uh, Hazel? 919 01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:25,729 Hazel! 920 01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:30,400 Oh! Got it written down somewhere. 921 01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:32,069 Hold. 922 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:33,670 Here it is. 923 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:39,609 Her fiance lives there. 924 01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:43,847 Maureen, you don't have to tell everybody. 925 01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:45,983 Look, we can take you as far as Amsterdam, 926 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,684 find you a hotel. 927 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:50,820 - Where are you two staying? - The Paradise. 928 01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:52,722 Oh. 929 01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:55,926 That sounds like a nice hotel. Sorry. 930 01:04:57,928 --> 01:04:59,463 Maybe we could all stay there. 931 01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,865 It's full. 932 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,034 But I'm sure we can find you something. 933 01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:09,339 But, look, it's early, I mean, we got the whole day. 934 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,041 Hmm. 935 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,833 - Sorry. - It's all right. 936 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:30,654 God. 937 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,789 Look, tell you what you do. 938 01:06:38,062 --> 01:06:39,829 Why don't you just stand here? 939 01:06:39,963 --> 01:06:41,165 Come here. 940 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:44,768 Right here. 941 01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:46,870 On this spot here. 942 01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:48,805 That's it. 943 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:51,875 Here? 944 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,377 And don't move. 945 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:55,879 Just stay there. 946 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,086 - I'm only trying to help. - You're going to help. 947 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:04,154 Just stay there. 948 01:07:09,193 --> 01:07:12,028 And peel the skin of this salami, 949 01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:13,863 like this, see? 950 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:18,335 You've got long fingers and good nails. 951 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:20,204 You'll be all right. 952 01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:25,142 I can do that. 953 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,077 Fingers. 954 01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:29,213 Just stay there. 955 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,715 Don't move. 956 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:33,217 Till I'm finished. 957 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:34,818 Right. 958 01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:53,002 It's all right, he's one of us. 959 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:56,573 - Why don't you sell tickets? - No, it's... Maureen, he... 960 01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,343 You had to come stomping in? 961 01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:00,710 Lunch is ready. 962 01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:02,646 Yeah, well, it couldn't wait two minutes? 963 01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:04,848 I didn't realize you were in conference, Doctor. 964 01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:07,151 Well, I told her we're both doctors. 965 01:08:07,284 --> 01:08:09,286 She wanted to know why we had an ambulance. 966 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:12,922 - And she let you talk her into... - It wasn't easy. 967 01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:16,460 Don't knock it, I may call you in for a second opinion. 968 01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:18,928 Ah, shit. 969 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,110 Can we do something? 970 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:36,713 Something ordinary. 971 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:39,048 So we don't look like cripples? 972 01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:01,030 In America, it's against the law for men to feed themselves, 973 01:10:01,164 --> 01:10:04,301 so women are actually supposed to pull the grapes off of them to feed them. 974 01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:06,202 I don't really know how to eat myself, 975 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:07,371 so could you... 976 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,538 Yeah, one at a time. 977 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,310 What are you doing with an ambulance? 978 01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:16,480 We're mad scientists, it's a fringe benefit. 979 01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:24,020 Do you like blondes or brunettes? 980 01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:27,357 Ambulances? 981 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:29,559 Females. 982 01:10:31,295 --> 01:10:32,996 I suppose basically what I'm asking is 983 01:10:33,129 --> 01:10:34,998 how do you feel about mousy? 984 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:37,906 You don't have to answer that either. 985 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,570 I know how you feel about mousy, 986 01:10:40,704 --> 01:10:42,539 I know how everybody feels about mousy. 987 01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:46,276 Especially me. 988 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:54,451 I like your shoes. 989 01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:57,387 You have really nice shoes. 990 01:10:57,521 --> 01:10:59,041 In my job, I get to see a lot of shoes, 991 01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:00,555 they leave them all scattered about. 992 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,361 You're not really a doctor, are you? 993 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,229 No. 994 01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:08,432 Maureen said you weren't. 995 01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:10,367 Him neither. 996 01:11:12,302 --> 01:11:13,537 No. 997 01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:16,373 He's just a keen amateur. 998 01:11:21,311 --> 01:11:22,312 What's wrong? 999 01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:24,648 What? 1000 01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:27,250 Sometimes you look... 1001 01:11:29,753 --> 01:11:30,987 Really sad. 1002 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,833 Mind your own business, Hazel. 1003 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,457 I'm not trying to pry. 1004 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,695 If you want me to go, 1005 01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:13,630 just tell me to go. 1006 01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:21,170 Do you know what the most terrifying thing in the world is? 1007 01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:30,680 How beautiful things are. 1008 01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:35,685 It can tear you to pieces. 1009 01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:00,844 I hated seeing him go. 1010 01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:06,550 There's something wrong. 1011 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,820 I wish I could've been a comfort to him. 1012 01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:13,356 Will you keep your mind on what we came here for? 1013 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,160 That's tomorrow. 1014 01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:19,062 A lot could happen before tomorrow. 1015 01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:23,266 But I bet it won't. 1016 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:28,672 Not unless we give it a push. 1017 01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:33,577 Don't know about you, Maureen, 1018 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:35,220 but I feel like getting really dressed up 1019 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,580 and going out somewhere. 1020 01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:38,414 Like where? 1021 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,183 The Hotel Paradise. 1022 01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:41,685 What? 1023 01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:48,424 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1024 01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:19,455 Oh, man, I've seen some beaver shots, 1025 01:14:19,589 --> 01:14:22,626 - but that was... - You were expecting Mary Poppins. 1026 01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,027 What are you scared of? 1027 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,428 Her thighs, man, 1028 01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,797 I'd never come out alive from thighs like that. 1029 01:14:27,931 --> 01:14:30,500 - People do. - Europeans, maybe. 1030 01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:37,240 Mmm. 1031 01:14:46,282 --> 01:14:48,351 I like a steak, you know, I just don't like it raw, 1032 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,719 a little dressing. 1033 01:14:49,853 --> 01:14:51,988 There are whores for all tastes, ya twit, 1034 01:14:52,121 --> 01:14:53,489 except the romantic. 1035 01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:57,160 - Guess we made it, huh? - Didn't we, though. 1036 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,029 Now... 1037 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:02,065 I expect you to crash in there, 1038 01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,918 go through all five floors with the elan expected of a racing cyclist. 1039 01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:09,606 He frowns at the gates of Paradise? 1040 01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,641 And why does he frown? 1041 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,444 Think it's such a great idea? 1042 01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:19,716 - It was your idea. - I know. I know. 1043 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,451 They're not all going to be like that hammer thrower back there. 1044 01:15:22,586 --> 01:15:26,189 There are elegant, beautiful women in a good brothel. 1045 01:15:27,056 --> 01:15:28,725 Hello, do you have a bit of time? 1046 01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:31,828 - Hi. - Jesus! 1047 01:15:33,229 --> 01:15:34,764 Rang your bell, did she? 1048 01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:38,310 She could play tunes on the organ, you wouldn't believe. 1049 01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:40,846 Yeah, well, I'm gonna go for a little walk around the block, huh, 1050 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,239 I gotta think about this. 1051 01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,032 Hey, why should we pay? 1052 01:16:09,165 --> 01:16:10,333 We're not staying the night, 1053 01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:11,868 we're just looking for two fellas. 1054 01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:14,137 No, no, no, no. 1055 01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,940 Come back here immediately. 1056 01:16:17,941 --> 01:16:20,509 Sir, excuse me. 1057 01:16:36,626 --> 01:16:39,228 Oh, hello, you're very... 1058 01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,903 - Are you all right? - Hazel! 1059 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,539 Two French girls, get them. 1060 01:16:58,447 --> 01:16:59,716 Hi. 1061 01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:02,886 Do you wanna join us? 1062 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,455 Excuse me. 1063 01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:35,418 Hazel, Hazel. 1064 01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:37,854 Hazel. 1065 01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:53,036 We came all this damned way. 1066 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:55,504 We're having a good time, aren't we? 1067 01:17:55,638 --> 01:17:57,941 Look, I just figure we're gonna do better 1068 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,944 with the type of girls not likely to be coming out of that door. 1069 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:10,353 - It's all your fault. - How am I supposed to know... 1070 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:15,191 Hey. 1071 01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,752 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1072 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:49,358 They're here. 1073 01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:58,234 Hello, I'm your doctor, take your clothes off. 1074 01:18:58,367 --> 01:19:00,369 So you didn't go to your fancy place then? 1075 01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:02,705 Nah, we just decided to stay with friendly faces. 1076 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,474 See? Told you they weren't the type. 1077 01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:07,010 Love the dress, Hazel. 1078 01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:10,847 Looks terrible. 1079 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:13,749 Looked all right in the shop. 1080 01:19:13,883 --> 01:19:15,995 - Well, don't go on about it. - You said it looked all right in the shop. 1081 01:19:16,019 --> 01:19:17,753 - It's all right. - He doesn't like it. 1082 01:19:17,887 --> 01:19:19,598 Of course he likes it, he's crazy about it. 1083 01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,224 Does it matter? 1084 01:19:25,128 --> 01:19:27,096 So, what are we all drinking? 1085 01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:30,133 Okay, so this is where we are. 1086 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,868 And where does your boyfriend live? 1087 01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:33,937 I'm sorry. 1088 01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:38,875 - Hazel. - Mmm-hmm? 1089 01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:41,777 Will you get rid of the shrubbery? 1090 01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:43,512 Don't pick on her. 1091 01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:45,181 It's like lying in a fucking ambush. 1092 01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,992 - Language. - It's all right, I'll take it off. 1093 01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,384 I hate it anyway. 1094 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,289 So where is it you wanna go? 1095 01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:55,224 Oh, it's, um... 1096 01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:57,894 Can't pronounce it. 1097 01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:06,335 See? Even golden balls can't pronounce it. 1098 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,239 Well, we'll look it up in the index. 1099 01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:13,309 It's no good, it won't come off. 1100 01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:21,584 There's nothing I can do about the flower, it won't come off. 1101 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,122 Just in case anybody's interested. 1102 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,158 - There it is. - Is it far? 1103 01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:31,460 It is from Amsterdam. 1104 01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:33,875 - It's all right, we can take you. - We got that many days? 1105 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,299 Listen, I wouldn't ask you, 1106 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:37,766 but it's important. 1107 01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:39,903 What's so important? 1108 01:20:40,036 --> 01:20:42,471 It's personal, keep your voice down. 1109 01:20:43,706 --> 01:20:45,308 She's pregnant. 1110 01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:47,944 You told them. 1111 01:20:49,378 --> 01:20:51,747 I asked you not to tell anybody. 1112 01:20:51,881 --> 01:20:53,082 You mean, 1113 01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:54,517 that's why you're here? 1114 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,585 - To find the father? - Yes. 1115 01:20:56,719 --> 01:20:59,098 You mean, there's some poor touched sod in this unpronounceable town 1116 01:20:59,122 --> 01:21:01,466 who's unaware he's about to get a pregnant eight-foot-tall flower pot 1117 01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:03,159 dumped on his doorstep? 1118 01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:05,594 Ah, might've known you'd think it was funny. 1119 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:07,130 Well, that's what we came here for. 1120 01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:08,941 Looking for funny, I've tried the alternative 1121 01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:10,925 and I don't like it, I'm sorry, but I'm for funny. 1122 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,836 Well, why didn't you say? 1123 01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:15,847 We'll not only take you, we'll take you to the door. 1124 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,340 Hell, just to see his face. 1125 01:21:17,473 --> 01:21:20,776 It's gonna be his lucky day, surprise, surprise. 1126 01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:23,512 See who's at the door in Dutch, will you? 1127 01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:25,214 "Of course, ja, 1128 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:28,251 it's, um, the, the... 1129 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,585 Mabel, isn't it?" 1130 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,687 Oh, God. 1131 01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:35,591 Hazel, Hazel. 1132 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,660 Of course, we are, it's Hazel, 1133 01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:40,529 good old Hazel. 1134 01:21:42,698 --> 01:21:44,100 Of course, you are, it's... 1135 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:47,370 Hazel, all right. 1136 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:53,009 My, what a big girl. 1137 01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:55,945 And what brings you here, liebchen, all the way 1138 01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:58,081 from the good, old UK? 1139 01:22:01,817 --> 01:22:03,019 Ta-da. 1140 01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:12,161 So he knows you're pregnant, so what? 1141 01:22:12,295 --> 01:22:15,031 So I just wish you hadn't told him, that's all. 1142 01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:16,499 So, I've got a big mouth. 1143 01:22:16,632 --> 01:22:18,968 Will you stop butting into everything? 1144 01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:21,004 I was trying to get us a lift, wasn't I? 1145 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,671 He thinks I'm a joke. 1146 01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:24,873 Oh, God. 1147 01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,809 - Oh... - Just... 1148 01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:30,713 Just leave, I'll do it myself. 1149 01:22:30,846 --> 01:22:33,082 He doesn't think you're a joke. 1150 01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,084 No. 1151 01:22:35,218 --> 01:22:38,521 Just an above average, pregnant, tall girl 1152 01:22:38,654 --> 01:22:40,656 trying to pack her knickers in a suitcase. 1153 01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:47,763 You shouldn't begrudge him a laugh. 1154 01:22:52,435 --> 01:22:53,936 You think you're a joke? 1155 01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:57,006 You want a real laugh? 1156 01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:04,947 What? 1157 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:09,018 No. 1158 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:13,456 Oh. 1159 01:23:44,653 --> 01:23:46,355 The Netherlands 1160 01:23:50,259 --> 01:23:52,428 A large portion of whose surface area 1161 01:23:52,561 --> 01:23:54,563 is below sea level. 1162 01:23:56,232 --> 01:24:00,836 It's a country I dearly adapted for feeling depressed. 1163 01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:03,972 If there's a depression around here, it's you. 1164 01:24:04,107 --> 01:24:06,475 I think I'm gonna write to Carol proposing marriage. 1165 01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:08,043 Again? 1166 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:10,746 In times of depression, I always write to Carol 1167 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:13,716 - proposing marriage. - Christ, man. 1168 01:24:13,849 --> 01:24:15,618 Try suicide, it's quicker. 1169 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:17,886 Not the way you do it. 1170 01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:20,989 She's a bitch. 1171 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,925 That woman's a bitch. 1172 01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,428 Only when she's on her feet. 1173 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,263 When she's off her feet, she's... 1174 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,102 Below average, to tell you the truth. 1175 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:35,037 She makes love 1176 01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:36,772 as if she'd rather have gloves on. 1177 01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:40,443 Why do we fall for women like that? 1178 01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:43,056 Well, now that you've faced it, what are you gonna do about it? 1179 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:47,750 I'm gonna write to Carol proposing marriage. 1180 01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:49,218 Shit. 1181 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,122 You know why, don't you? 1182 01:24:53,256 --> 01:24:56,359 Why you're attracted to that closed-up bitch? 1183 01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:58,494 It's because you're two of a kind. 1184 01:24:58,627 --> 01:25:01,164 It's not death that you're all closed-up from. 1185 01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:02,765 It's life. 1186 01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:05,668 That pregnant eight-foot kid offers you more warmth 1187 01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,136 than you can handle. 1188 01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:10,739 I'm reading you, Bancroft. 1189 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,708 Life scares the shit out of you. 1190 01:25:13,876 --> 01:25:15,678 Spare me the philosophy. 1191 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:17,380 I'm gonna go see Maureen. 1192 01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,782 I need some warmth. 1193 01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:31,126 To his room? 1194 01:25:31,260 --> 01:25:32,895 You think I should go to his room? 1195 01:25:33,028 --> 01:25:35,264 If I'm staying here, you can't stay in this room. 1196 01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:36,399 What? 1197 01:25:38,066 --> 01:25:39,368 Hey. 1198 01:25:39,502 --> 01:25:42,104 I want to have a bath and get changed. 1199 01:25:42,238 --> 01:25:43,506 That's a good idea. 1200 01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,975 - Do it in his room. - No... 1201 01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:50,012 Maureen. 1202 01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:52,915 Can you pass my new things? 1203 01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:55,451 They're on the dressing table. 1204 01:25:58,254 --> 01:25:59,888 Maureen. 1205 01:26:00,022 --> 01:26:02,525 Does he know I'm not very good at this? 1206 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,093 For Christ's sake, Hazel, just do your best. 1207 01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:07,996 Just as long as he realizes, I mean... 1208 01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:12,034 I just want to be nice for Bancroft. 1209 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,573 If he has any damn sense, he'll appreciate it. 1210 01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:18,941 Maureen. 1211 01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:21,377 I guess I'm going. 1212 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,212 Duty calls. 1213 01:26:35,258 --> 01:26:36,492 Oh! 1214 01:26:48,170 --> 01:26:49,204 Bloody hell. 1215 01:26:50,406 --> 01:26:51,406 Sorry. 1216 01:26:52,408 --> 01:26:54,343 I wanted to look nice. 1217 01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:56,812 Well, it's different. 1218 01:26:58,847 --> 01:27:00,749 Please, can I use your bathroom? 1219 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:14,096 Wanted to give you a night to remember. 1220 01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,336 I'll remember. 1221 01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,004 Honest to God. 1222 01:27:23,306 --> 01:27:24,407 I'll remember. 1223 01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:37,953 "My darling..." 1224 01:27:54,903 --> 01:27:57,606 You don't have to knock to come out of the bathroom. 1225 01:28:03,412 --> 01:28:04,813 Now what's the matter? 1226 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:10,486 I think you're lovely, Bancroft. 1227 01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,904 Bancroft. 1228 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,106 Now what? 1229 01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:35,110 Can you turn the light out? 1230 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,614 You want to be in total darkness? 1231 01:28:40,082 --> 01:28:42,017 Just till we get to know each other. 1232 01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:46,021 It's out, it's out. 1233 01:29:05,974 --> 01:29:07,610 I'm coming out now. 1234 01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:09,983 I should bloody well hope you are after all that build up. 1235 01:29:10,045 --> 01:29:12,180 I just want everything to be nice. 1236 01:29:13,582 --> 01:29:15,283 Ow! Oh. 1237 01:29:15,418 --> 01:29:18,487 Jesus Christ. 1238 01:29:22,558 --> 01:29:23,826 God. 1239 01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:25,260 The length of your legs. 1240 01:29:25,394 --> 01:29:27,095 Please put the light out. 1241 01:29:27,229 --> 01:29:29,331 You'll only walk into the furniture. 1242 01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:46,815 You don't like what I'm wearing, do ya? 1243 01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:48,016 No, it's very... 1244 01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:50,986 Honeymoon. 1245 01:29:53,856 --> 01:29:57,993 Why don't you save it for that what's his face? 1246 01:29:58,126 --> 01:30:00,262 Well, I was going to. 1247 01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:06,201 He's not gonna know it's been used once, is he? 1248 01:30:12,675 --> 01:30:14,376 Please, put the light out. 1249 01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,517 You think you're the one that needs the light out? 1250 01:31:01,156 --> 01:31:02,825 Why don't we put out the light? 1251 01:31:03,592 --> 01:31:05,060 We don't have to. 1252 01:31:29,618 --> 01:31:31,754 - Don't normally wear stuff like this. - That's fine. 1253 01:31:31,887 --> 01:31:33,589 - Is it the fur? - Don't worry about it. 1254 01:31:33,722 --> 01:31:36,759 I've never paid as much for anything in this line before. 1255 01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:46,101 Can you put your knees down? 1256 01:31:47,636 --> 01:31:48,704 Sorry. 1257 01:32:02,084 --> 01:32:03,986 I don't know who the chambermaid is, around here 1258 01:32:04,119 --> 01:32:05,954 but that's a really clean bathroom. 1259 01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:12,961 I like a clean bathroom. 1260 01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:21,737 Who are you writing to? 1261 01:32:22,771 --> 01:32:24,907 Just a girl I'm gonna marry. 1262 01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:29,311 Is she standing by you? 1263 01:32:31,614 --> 01:32:34,082 Is that what girls are supposed to do? 1264 01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,485 Well, if they're any good. 1265 01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:41,523 Nah, she couldn't get away fast enough. 1266 01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:47,663 Do you want me to hold you? 1267 01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:53,468 If you promise not to break anything. 1268 01:33:08,851 --> 01:33:10,753 I'll look after you tonight. 1269 01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:14,890 After that, it's up to her. 1270 01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:20,028 What's wrong? 1271 01:33:20,896 --> 01:33:23,398 What's the matter? 1272 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,102 I think your fur's coming out. 1273 01:33:28,003 --> 01:33:30,005 Oh, God. 1274 01:33:30,138 --> 01:33:32,574 Oh. 1275 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:44,953 No need to worry. 1276 01:33:54,162 --> 01:33:56,298 Big day for some Dutchman, huh? 1277 01:33:56,431 --> 01:33:59,434 Finds this pregnant eight-foot flowerpot on his doorstep. 1278 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:00,836 He could do worse. 1279 01:34:01,670 --> 01:34:02,805 You had a good night? 1280 01:34:04,039 --> 01:34:05,240 Yeah. 1281 01:34:07,075 --> 01:34:08,276 I had a very good night. 1282 01:34:11,513 --> 01:34:14,182 Jesus Christ. 1283 01:34:16,618 --> 01:34:17,886 Kneel down. 1284 01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:19,888 Look. 1285 01:34:20,022 --> 01:34:22,600 - What did you do to him? - I combed it all and got some glue from downstairs 1286 01:34:22,624 --> 01:34:23,992 and look, this is from the dress, 1287 01:34:24,126 --> 01:34:25,994 and the pink Mallard is from his sharp shoes. 1288 01:34:32,567 --> 01:34:34,402 59, there it is, that's the one. 1289 01:34:34,536 --> 01:34:36,371 No, don't park it outside. 1290 01:34:36,504 --> 01:34:38,306 It'll give somebody heart failure. 1291 01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:40,475 I think someone's gonna get heart failure anyway. 1292 01:35:03,431 --> 01:35:06,101 It's a great town. 1293 01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:08,070 Cool. You'll be all right living here. 1294 01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:11,273 Living here? 1295 01:35:11,406 --> 01:35:14,342 Well, he'll have his job here. He can't just give it up. 1296 01:35:14,476 --> 01:35:16,812 Not with a family on the way. 1297 01:35:16,945 --> 01:35:18,847 I hadn't thought about living here. 1298 01:35:18,981 --> 01:35:21,416 Well, it's about time you started thinking about it. 1299 01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:24,086 It's a really nice town. 1300 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,922 Oh, God, Maureen, I feel 1301 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:30,025 tall enough in England, I shall feel twice as big in Dutch. 1302 01:35:30,926 --> 01:35:32,327 What am I gonna say? 1303 01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:34,172 Well, look, you'll think of something, okay? 1304 01:35:34,196 --> 01:35:36,431 Now don't worry, now go on. 1305 01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,333 You want to marry him, don't you? 1306 01:35:56,785 --> 01:35:57,920 That's him. 1307 01:35:58,053 --> 01:36:01,056 Cool. He looks really respectable. 1308 01:36:04,226 --> 01:36:06,561 He's not as nice-looking as I thought he was. 1309 01:36:20,408 --> 01:36:22,344 Bye, Papa. 1310 01:36:22,477 --> 01:36:24,412 Ta-ta, bye. 1311 01:36:38,894 --> 01:36:41,263 God, you silly sod, Hazel. 1312 01:36:47,903 --> 01:36:49,671 What will you do? 1313 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:51,239 I'm gonna keep it. 1314 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:55,844 And Dad will kill me, but I'm gonna keep it. 1315 01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,781 Good luck with your girl. 1316 01:36:59,915 --> 01:37:01,349 Get a move on, Hazel. 1317 01:37:01,483 --> 01:37:02,684 Yeah, I'm coming. 1318 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:16,999 Go. 1319 01:37:20,969 --> 01:37:22,804 I don't care for how short a time, 1320 01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:26,708 if she don't marry you, she's crazy. 1321 01:38:08,150 --> 01:38:09,460 Leave me alone, I'll be all right. 1322 01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:15,390 How long has this been coming on? 1323 01:38:18,526 --> 01:38:20,595 Don't put me in some cheapo room. 1324 01:38:22,197 --> 01:38:23,598 Oh, Christ. 1325 01:38:59,501 --> 01:39:01,203 He should be moved to hospital. 1326 01:39:05,073 --> 01:39:06,141 Will they save him? 1327 01:39:16,151 --> 01:39:18,753 Then he stays here. 1328 01:39:18,886 --> 01:39:21,990 I want the best medical attention and I'd like you to stay on call. 1329 01:39:22,124 --> 01:39:27,695 Taking care of him will be tiring and unpleasant. 1330 01:39:27,829 --> 01:39:29,664 - Who would do this? - I will. 1331 01:39:32,267 --> 01:39:33,901 You have the same condition. 1332 01:39:39,107 --> 01:39:40,942 Not so bad, I think. 1333 01:39:55,090 --> 01:39:56,491 It's time for your water. 1334 01:39:57,659 --> 01:39:59,461 Keep coming, come on. Up you go. 1335 01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:02,197 There you go. 1336 01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:49,571 Come on, take it easy. 1337 01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:51,139 Lie back. 1338 01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:52,307 Come on. 1339 01:44:22,490 --> 01:44:24,058 Good morning. 1340 01:44:26,961 --> 01:44:28,195 How do you do? 1341 01:44:31,499 --> 01:44:33,301 Welcome. 1342 01:44:58,393 --> 01:45:00,662 - Shall we move this out of the way? - Leave it. 1343 01:45:01,329 --> 01:45:03,297 That's the best man. 1344 01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,036 How are you, son? 1345 01:45:42,169 --> 01:45:43,438 Hello, Dad. 1346 01:45:46,774 --> 01:45:47,975 Mother. 1347 01:47:04,452 --> 01:47:05,953 Dearly beloved, 1348 01:47:06,087 --> 01:47:08,990 we are gathered here today in the sight of God, 1349 01:47:09,123 --> 01:47:11,659 in the face of this congregation 1350 01:47:11,793 --> 01:47:14,195 to join together this man and woman... 1351 01:47:15,305 --> 01:48:15,463 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8wkqm Help other users to choose the best subtitles