1 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:45,609 Subtitle created by: rackaboy@hotmail. com 2 00:00:55,148 --> 00:00:57,018 On the late father advice... 3 00:00:57,132 --> 00:00:58,432 I first became a thief. 4 00:00:59,023 --> 00:01:01,797 but then I discovered thieving gets your hands cut off. 5 00:01:02,550 --> 00:01:04,980 or your bits smashed with a hammer. 6 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,779 or hanged... like my father. 7 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:11,942 So I gave up being a thief and did the next best thing. 8 00:01:12,282 --> 00:01:14,325 I joined the church. 9 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,505 Not as a priest, though it has good prospect. 10 00:01:16,852 --> 00:01:17,742 No. 11 00:01:18,155 --> 00:01:20,629 As a painter. An artist. 12 00:01:20,773 --> 00:01:21,701 I could do it all. 13 00:01:22,553 --> 00:01:26,743 Angels, devils, virgins and nuns. 14 00:01:27,394 --> 00:01:31,124 Painting bones on angels is not a bad way of earning a living. 15 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:32,769 And I was happy. 16 00:01:33,772 --> 00:01:35,701 Then everything changed. 17 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,730 Not just for me... For everyone. 18 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,910 The rich, the poor, everyone... 19 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:46,267 This boy, Lorenzo, he always in trouble. Always pushing his luck. 20 00:02:47,561 --> 00:02:52,516 Lorenzo's a gambler, a winner, but his luck has run out. 21 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:55,236 This time he won against the wrong person. 22 00:02:56,139 --> 00:02:57,391 Gerbino Della Ratta. 23 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:01,199 They had this fight you see. And Gerbino's a bad loser. 24 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,712 A really bad loser. 25 00:03:03,747 --> 00:03:08,063 Gerbino Della Ratta would resent losing a dirty sock in a wager. 26 00:03:08,098 --> 00:03:10,636 That's the kind of person he is. 27 00:03:11,871 --> 00:03:13,332 Come down here and fight me. 28 00:03:14,283 --> 00:03:16,005 So you can put a scar like that on my cheek? 29 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:19,193 I've improved your looks, you ugly shit. 30 00:03:19,859 --> 00:03:20,956 but I'm far too beautiful. 31 00:03:33,219 --> 00:03:34,853 You're next. 32 00:03:36,401 --> 00:03:39,063 Into the shit, where you belong. 33 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,524 Why is he still alive, Andreuccio? 34 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,208 I told you, I want him dead. 35 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:59,410 Lorenzo De Lamberti was not the first to have a thing for Pampinea Anastasi. 36 00:04:00,354 --> 00:04:02,967 Although he was the last one to admit. 37 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:08,110 The richest girl in town. Pampinea is not so much spoiled... 38 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:11,035 as laviously as overindulged. 39 00:04:11,337 --> 00:04:13,345 Poor little rich girl. 40 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,398 But that was before the plague. Not now. 41 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:19,210 Everything changed. 42 00:04:19,745 --> 00:04:22,128 Even for Pampinea. 43 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:32,974 Lorenzo, quick! 44 00:04:33,109 --> 00:04:34,954 Gerbino waiting for you�re at your house. 45 00:04:35,189 --> 00:04:37,273 He won't rest until you're dead. 46 00:04:38,673 --> 00:04:40,996 Get the hell out. Now! 47 00:04:56,651 --> 00:05:00,852 Having painted the bones on 14 angels, I was still waiting to be paid. 48 00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:04,824 - Did you tell him? - He's still asleep. 49 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:07,207 Wait there. 50 00:05:08,721 --> 00:05:10,502 There. 51 00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:17,083 Plague. Just my luck. 52 00:05:17,198 --> 00:05:19,432 Looks like we're not getting paid. 53 00:05:20,643 --> 00:05:23,857 Go home. Your done here. 54 00:05:25,144 --> 00:05:27,492 Then I heard voices. 55 00:05:32,797 --> 00:05:36,768 Come and join us. Priest, right! 56 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,205 They got it all! 57 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,302 Food, money. 58 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:43,518 And of course, the key to the convent. 59 00:05:43,553 --> 00:05:46,393 All those beautiful nuns. 60 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:57,002 Rumor has it, Gerbino Della Ratta is a bit short on his equipment. 61 00:05:57,037 --> 00:06:01,807 You know, not much going on downstairs in the trouser department. 62 00:06:02,442 --> 00:06:06,799 It's funny, cause I always thought he was the biggest dick in town. 63 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,077 Pampinea. 64 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,770 I offer my sympathy. 65 00:06:28,411 --> 00:06:30,635 - Thank you. - It's a tragedy. 66 00:06:31,554 --> 00:06:32,729 This plague... 67 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:37,641 Terrible. Terrible. Tradegy. 68 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:41,917 What would you do now, Pampinea? 69 00:06:43,316 --> 00:06:45,624 I promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 70 00:06:45,659 --> 00:06:48,161 He's on his way here from Russia to marry me. 71 00:06:58,491 --> 00:07:00,456 Thank you for your assistance. 72 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:03,107 Pampinea. 73 00:07:03,142 --> 00:07:07,114 Before he died, your father asked me to protect you. 74 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:10,372 - From what? - His estate. 75 00:07:10,407 --> 00:07:15,551 He was in debt. Massive in debt, with his business failing. 76 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:21,568 To who? To who was he in debt? 77 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:27,056 Business people. Merchants. But I paid them off. 78 00:07:27,659 --> 00:07:28,906 You? 79 00:07:28,941 --> 00:07:31,177 It's what's known as a secured loan. 80 00:07:31,412 --> 00:07:33,765 Your father borrowed money from me, to pay his debt... 81 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,403 against the security of this house and all his other assets. 82 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,952 All this. None of this belong to him anymore 83 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:42,841 - Who does it belong to then? - Me. 84 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:47,345 Unless you pay me the money he owe. 85 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:51,506 You don't have to worry that Pampinea, I am here for you. 86 00:07:51,841 --> 00:07:55,364 Your father and I discussed this before he died, and he agreed. 87 00:07:55,399 --> 00:07:59,451 - Agreed to what? - That you should marry me. 88 00:07:59,486 --> 00:08:02,327 I'm promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky! 89 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:07,049 This is a badly arranged marriage. Your father told me before he died... 90 00:08:07,282 --> 00:08:08,519 He much prefer me. 91 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:15,527 Pampinea, I am devoted to you. 92 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,520 Marry me. 93 00:08:20,555 --> 00:08:22,652 I'm your to command. 94 00:08:25,249 --> 00:08:28,012 May I kiss your hand? 95 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:12,184 That always been a problem isn�t it. You know. Theocracy. 96 00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:18,185 She should've done something about that 97 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:19,734 it doesn�t cost anything, does it? 98 00:09:20,038 --> 00:09:22,245 Hey you! Where does this road lead? 99 00:09:23,652 --> 00:09:27,277 - Bet your wondering what I'm doing? - No, not really. No. 100 00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:29,509 - My friend. - What's the matter with him? Is he drunk? 101 00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:32,989 - No... Guess. - Is he dead? 102 00:09:33,024 --> 00:09:35,023 Right! Good guess! 103 00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:38,021 "I am dead, check out.. " 104 00:09:38,056 --> 00:09:40,027 Please tell me, where does this road lead to? 105 00:09:40,107 --> 00:09:41,872 I'm gonna tell you the answer to this one 106 00:09:41,907 --> 00:09:44,526 because you'll never guess and we'll be standing here all day. 107 00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:47,607 - That's what I was thinking. - This road lead to... 108 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:51,767 Wait for it... the Sacred Sisters of the Bleeding Heart. 109 00:09:51,802 --> 00:09:54,491 The convent. What was he doing in a convent? 110 00:09:54,526 --> 00:09:59,862 What was he doing in a convent? We'll give you a clue. 111 00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:04,515 - He was working there as a... - A Gardener? 112 00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:08,153 Right again! Very clever. 113 00:10:08,188 --> 00:10:10,840 - Do they need a new gardener? - Do you have special skills. 114 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,300 That's not a trick question, he has special skills. 115 00:10:13,335 --> 00:10:17,386 - Like what, dying? - No. Guess. Guess! 116 00:10:17,421 --> 00:10:21,697 - I don't know. How the hell should I know? - Don't get dirty. 117 00:10:21,732 --> 00:10:24,836 - What then, what?! - Ow, together! 118 00:10:24,871 --> 00:10:29,642 - Come on, tell me! - He was deaf, and dumb. 119 00:10:29,677 --> 00:10:34,180 Deaf, therefore dumb. I told you, he had special skills. 120 00:10:34,215 --> 00:10:38,038 Being deaf and dumb is not a skill. It's a handicap. 121 00:10:38,073 --> 00:10:41,153 For him it weren't. Bye! 122 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,077 Hello there! I bet your wondering what I... 123 00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:10,350 Straight from heaven. 124 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,388 He's beautiful. 125 00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:22,306 Strong. 126 00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:25,572 Look at him. He's... 127 00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:28,785 Beautiful. 128 00:12:34,501 --> 00:12:37,223 - Is he hurt? - I don't know. 129 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,838 Do you think we should take off his coat to see if he broken any bones? 130 00:12:45,374 --> 00:12:47,156 I think we should... 131 00:12:47,757 --> 00:12:48,939 Just to be sure. 132 00:12:50,923 --> 00:12:52,608 Where should we start? 133 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:26,058 Your turn. 134 00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:45,207 His mouth. Kiss his mouth. 135 00:14:04,955 --> 00:14:07,075 Sisters? 136 00:14:16,582 --> 00:14:19,229 Mother, He's alive. 137 00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:23,656 He has said nothing mother. We believe he's deaf and dumb. 138 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:32,737 Can you hear? 139 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:42,396 Can you... speak? 140 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,224 A miracle. 141 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,872 An angel. He fell from heaven. 142 00:14:55,117 --> 00:14:57,009 Take him to the bathroom. 143 00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:02,800 Clean him. 144 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:01,807 For the first time in her life.. 145 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:05,387 Pampinea Anastasi feels the need for friends. 146 00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:14,396 Filomena! 147 00:16:16,874 --> 00:16:18,084 Did you tell the others? 148 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,810 We meet them in the church. 149 00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:42,527 Alright you lot. Girls in front, boys step back. 150 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:48,090 Quino, I didn't expect to see you here, I must say. 151 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,166 You can say, but you�re not allow to talk. 152 00:16:50,473 --> 00:16:53,379 No problem, I'm sure you have enough to say for everyone, for me. 153 00:16:56,753 --> 00:16:59,742 - This is the girl you wanted to marry? - Can't wait. 154 00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:01,900 I could eat her alive. 155 00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:04,851 My father has a house in the country. A villa. 156 00:17:05,686 --> 00:17:08,066 We could all go there to escape the plague. 157 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,503 Good... let�s go. 158 00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:12,719 My parent's dying wish was I to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 159 00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:15,016 The marriage will take place at the villa. 160 00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:17,178 You'll all be the guest. 161 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:19,644 Pampinea. This is an arranged marriage, yes? 162 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:22,974 Maybe you should try it first. At least take a look. 163 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:23,987 Melissa! 164 00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:26,356 That is an insult to Pampinea's pledge to chastity. 165 00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:30,176 - We're all virgins here. - Yes, but some are more virgin than others. 166 00:17:30,211 --> 00:17:31,363 Speak for yourself. 167 00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:35,435 I would rather die than relinquish my virginity before marriage. 168 00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,082 I always thought you had a thing for Lorenzo. 169 00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,598 What's this? 170 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,360 What are you doing here all of you? 171 00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:49,501 Praying. 172 00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:52,119 We're praying for the dead. 173 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:57,454 Any one of you thinking of leaving the city, could prove extremely dangerous. 174 00:17:58,289 --> 00:18:02,046 Go home, all of you. Like good children. 175 00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:14,625 I recognized these two. They're friends of Di Lamberti. 176 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,297 Perhaps, we should take a walk. 177 00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:21,599 I knew I should have kept my mouth shut. 178 00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:22,570 What do I care? 179 00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:24,381 Even if he was going to kill them. 180 00:18:25,082 --> 00:18:27,087 Then I heard those damn noise again. 181 00:18:27,122 --> 00:18:32,388 Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut... 182 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:35,449 Keep your mouth shut! 183 00:18:36,769 --> 00:18:39,836 Oh what the hell! I did have a big trap. 184 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,632 You! All of you leave. 185 00:18:47,366 --> 00:18:49,739 Take your swords and leave the church! 186 00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:52,682 This is Gerbino Della Ratta. 187 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,247 No one speaks to him like that. 188 00:18:55,382 --> 00:18:59,308 This is the house of God, and I speak with his voice. 189 00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:13,046 Who are you? 190 00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:15,733 I'm the servant of God. I speak with his voice. 191 00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:19,779 You ran across of our Lord. When did you last take your confession? 192 00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:23,033 The plague that walks our streets, steals our soul. 193 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:25,154 It�s the Armageddon. 194 00:19:26,591 --> 00:19:29,390 See your face again? 195 00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:32,531 I'll take your blood, send it to your maker. 196 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,177 Gerbino! 197 00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:43,212 Is he dead? Lorenzo Di Lamberti? 198 00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,556 If I were you, I'll consider him dead 199 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:55,584 I've never talked, such bollocks in all my life. 200 00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,966 Thank God for being a priest.. 201 00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:04,491 Is this it? 202 00:20:05,607 --> 00:20:07,386 I thought you'd say could get a carriage? 203 00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:09,364 This is Uncle Bruno. 204 00:20:10,098 --> 00:20:12,077 He's not very bright but he's very strong. 205 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,733 Isn�t that right Uncle Bruno? 206 00:20:15,637 --> 00:20:18,247 And he's a virgin. Aren't you Uncle Bruno? 207 00:20:18,755 --> 00:20:21,916 I am. I'm saving myself. 208 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:29,082 - Who's that? - It's the priest, Father Tindero. 209 00:20:29,117 --> 00:20:31,579 If this to be a wedding, you'll need a priest. 210 00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:37,607 After hanging around in a square for a couple of hours, waiting for Pampinea. 211 00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:43,836 We discover she'd gone to a convent 212 00:20:43,837 --> 00:20:44,837 presumeably to escape from Gerbino and wait for her Russian Count. 213 00:20:45,465 --> 00:20:49,364 What better place to preserve her virginity than amongst other virgins? 214 00:20:50,723 --> 00:20:52,805 Or so she thought. 215 00:20:57,736 --> 00:21:01,328 - Who's that man? - He's our gardener. 216 00:21:03,031 --> 00:21:05,225 Sent from heaven. 217 00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:11,703 - He's dead and dumb. - What? 218 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,201 He can't hear or speak a word. 219 00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:18,225 How sad. He looks as if he have alot to say for himself. 220 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,749 Hear no evil, speak no evil. 221 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:37,852 Come here! 222 00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:52,002 Now jealousy is a funny thing. 223 00:21:52,037 --> 00:21:54,196 It creeps up on you. Take you by surprise. 224 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:58,736 Distracted, Pampinea's Russian Count have slipped from her mind. 225 00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:47,787 What is that? 226 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:04,034 I am here. Hello. 227 00:23:05,706 --> 00:23:09,734 I bring gifts for you, your wife and your daughter. 228 00:23:10,937 --> 00:23:12,146 Soon to be my wife. 229 00:23:12,181 --> 00:23:14,297 You are Pampinea's father, Yes? 230 00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:17,614 I am Pampinea's father. No 231 00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:18,804 No? 232 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:29,275 I am Gerbino Della Ratta, Pampinea's husband to be. 233 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,449 Sir, there has been a mistake. 234 00:23:43,282 --> 00:23:46,840 Pampinea Anastasi is suppose to be married to me. 235 00:23:49,148 --> 00:23:53,044 Count. You don't mind me calling you a Count? 236 00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:57,283 You look like a big Count to me... 237 00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:02,013 Pampinea Anastasi soon to be my wife. 238 00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:06,289 You just didn't hear about it... That is a mistake. 239 00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:10,943 So you bring me 240 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:17,087 all the way from Novgorod to tell me, that Pampinea Anastasi... 241 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:21,573 is marrying a man, who is old enough to be her father? 242 00:24:23,202 --> 00:24:26,492 I did not bring you here, but I suggest you leave. 243 00:24:27,552 --> 00:24:31,298 Florence is very bad for the health at this time of year. 244 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:38,143 Gerbino Della Ratta. 245 00:24:39,493 --> 00:24:41,576 Della Rat... Huh? 246 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:47,340 A rat is a small furry animal. Yes? 247 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:49,808 Yes. 248 00:24:50,675 --> 00:24:52,397 Yes, I thought that much. 249 00:25:05,249 --> 00:25:06,498 Sir! 250 00:25:07,597 --> 00:25:11,304 I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea Anastasi. She's safe and well. 251 00:25:11,796 --> 00:25:14,340 And no matter what you hear, is waiting for your arrival... 252 00:25:14,795 --> 00:25:18,709 This letter will give you instructions on how to get to her villa in the country. 253 00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:20,387 She'll meet you there for the wedding. 254 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,918 Sir, you are in danger here. You want to ride straight to the villa. 255 00:25:31,332 --> 00:25:32,395 Be there as soon as you can. 256 00:25:32,882 --> 00:25:35,115 For Pampinea, I will do this. 257 00:26:10,413 --> 00:26:12,985 We know you cannot hear us or speak to us. 258 00:26:13,286 --> 00:26:15,629 But to us, you are so beautiful like an angel 259 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,404 sent from heaven to bring us joy. 260 00:26:17,485 --> 00:26:18,803 And we pray 261 00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:23,325 that God might restore the miracle of speech to you and your hearing. 262 00:26:23,575 --> 00:26:26,718 So that you can hear the birds sing and... 263 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:29,368 - Get on with it! - I am! 264 00:26:29,403 --> 00:26:31,829 - He has no idea what you're saying. - Then you do it! 265 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:38,789 We know that this morning, you met Sister Catherina in the orchards 266 00:26:38,824 --> 00:26:41,363 and then Sister Melissabeta in the granary. 267 00:26:41,398 --> 00:26:44,125 We want what you gave them. 268 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,131 And we want it now. 269 00:26:47,152 --> 00:26:48,553 Come on. 270 00:26:58,789 --> 00:27:02,345 There to Florence, there I was, stuck on the cart. 271 00:27:02,873 --> 00:27:05,153 This Uncle Bruno farting more than the horse. 272 00:27:05,831 --> 00:27:08,615 and Miss randy-pant banging about being a virgin. 273 00:27:09,570 --> 00:27:12,862 Truth is, those that rattle on about it, can�t wait to do it. 274 00:27:13,496 --> 00:27:16,259 God, there she goes again. 275 00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:20,658 I'm very proud of my virginity, Melissa. And so is Dioneo. 276 00:27:21,593 --> 00:27:23,085 The boyfriend, Dioneo. 277 00:27:23,486 --> 00:27:26,300 He's suffering from terminal randiness as well. 278 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:28,860 Never done it in his life. 279 00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:29,850 Dioneo! 280 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:33,293 We don't indulge in sex. Do we? 281 00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:36,673 Not in broad daylight, in the middle of the road, we don't. No. 282 00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:40,415 I say, we believe in no sex before marriage. 283 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:42,263 We're happy to wait, aren't we? 284 00:27:42,298 --> 00:27:43,956 Forever my love. 285 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:45,607 Liar. 286 00:27:53,345 --> 00:27:55,313 Who's that? 287 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:57,699 Are they waving at us? 288 00:27:58,456 --> 00:28:00,551 No, I think they're waving at me. 289 00:28:04,069 --> 00:28:05,663 See what they want. Quick before they come! 290 00:28:05,964 --> 00:28:06,706 Me? 291 00:28:06,741 --> 00:28:08,839 Run before they come into Filomena! 292 00:28:09,257 --> 00:28:13,191 No, No. You go. You go. 293 00:28:29,149 --> 00:28:30,888 Do we want any milk or bread? 294 00:28:31,723 --> 00:28:33,730 They said their produce is very fresh... 295 00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:36,036 and we might want to sample it, back at their farm. 296 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,568 It�s too late. 297 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,899 We can get to them. Come on. 298 00:28:47,845 --> 00:28:48,793 Come on! 299 00:29:02,135 --> 00:29:03,765 Help yourself. 300 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:06,035 Fresh milk, there it is. 301 00:29:06,753 --> 00:29:09,114 How do you get milk out of that? 302 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:12,445 City boys. 303 00:29:13,581 --> 00:29:16,607 Where we come from, milk come out of the jug. 304 00:29:16,642 --> 00:29:18,690 I bet you could do it, if you tried. 305 00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:22,407 Show us. 306 00:29:28,471 --> 00:29:30,023 This is how it�s done. 307 00:29:31,121 --> 00:29:33,392 See how its fit nicely fit into my hands? 308 00:29:34,527 --> 00:29:37,328 I love this thing in my hands. Don't you, Mira? 309 00:29:37,933 --> 00:29:39,407 Wonderful. 310 00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:43,032 You'd almost say a little firmer would be better. 311 00:29:43,677 --> 00:29:45,796 Too late, can't stop now. 312 00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:57,865 Take it firmly in your hands, and squeeze. 313 00:29:59,870 --> 00:30:03,768 Stroke up. 314 00:30:05,661 --> 00:30:09,633 And pull. 315 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,867 I love this. 316 00:30:12,283 --> 00:30:14,326 It�s coming. I can feel it. 317 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,316 A little strong? A little faster? 318 00:30:17,999 --> 00:30:19,247 It's coming! 319 00:30:19,828 --> 00:30:21,149 Milky white, hot. 320 00:30:24,017 --> 00:30:27,041 Please! Yesona, let do it! 321 00:30:44,477 --> 00:30:48,487 Dioneo. Just what are you doing with that cow? 322 00:30:50,569 --> 00:30:52,062 "Yesona, let do it!?" 323 00:30:53,825 --> 00:30:55,240 Disgusting. Disgusting. 324 00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:58,213 - I told you, we wasn't there for the milk. - There's the maid. 325 00:30:58,450 --> 00:30:59,923 Those shou not touch! Remember? 326 00:31:00,351 --> 00:31:04,631 That include beasts and barns, especially ones with tits and hairy armpits. 327 00:31:04,995 --> 00:31:08,417 Piss off, it�s over! You'll never have sex with me as long as you live!. 328 00:31:11,595 --> 00:31:14,999 Sometime later, I heard that the cow was emotional disturbed... 329 00:31:15,034 --> 00:31:17,587 by these events, and never gave milk again. 330 00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:19,518 Poor cow. 331 00:31:24,219 --> 00:31:26,980 It's a sin what you just said. And the other two. 332 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,290 Yes, your right. 333 00:31:29,301 --> 00:31:31,224 It�s a sin. A delicious sin. 334 00:31:31,259 --> 00:31:33,678 The four of you in one day! You should be ashamed. 335 00:31:33,713 --> 00:31:35,305 I think your jealous. 336 00:31:35,788 --> 00:31:36,731 Huh 337 00:32:22,662 --> 00:32:25,047 I hope you'll drown. 338 00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:20,318 Get him, now! 339 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:01,557 Andruccio. 340 00:34:34,483 --> 00:34:35,798 What's that? 341 00:34:36,099 --> 00:34:37,211 See that? 342 00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:40,690 It's fantastic. I want that! 343 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,810 Get me that! 344 00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:55,722 Up your ass,?! 345 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,107 Are you leaving, Father? 346 00:35:01,342 --> 00:35:03,606 From the church... Gerbino. 347 00:35:04,386 --> 00:35:05,718 He was afraid of me, wasn't he? 348 00:35:05,753 --> 00:35:08,596 He was afraid of the cross you wear around your neck. 349 00:35:09,872 --> 00:35:12,208 Allow me to make a small observation. 350 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,646 All this talk of virginity. 351 00:35:15,728 --> 00:35:16,497 Yes? 352 00:35:17,877 --> 00:35:20,231 A kissed mouth doesn't lose its freshness. 353 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:24,043 like the moon, its rises new again. 354 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:29,607 - Very poetic I'm sure. - Just an observation. 355 00:35:29,642 --> 00:35:31,743 It wasn't me that said it. 356 00:35:32,183 --> 00:35:33,354 What about the wedding? 357 00:35:33,389 --> 00:35:34,692 I'll be there. 358 00:35:36,246 --> 00:35:39,032 But first I had to make a pilgrimage of my own. 359 00:35:55,807 --> 00:35:58,076 Yesona. 360 00:36:05,094 --> 00:36:07,478 Yesona! 361 00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:14,353 Yesona, I'm here. 362 00:36:16,851 --> 00:36:20,484 I love you my dear. 363 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:23,588 Yesona, let�s take this ride into the sunset. 364 00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:28,054 You filthy disgusting beast! 365 00:38:32,168 --> 00:38:36,896 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you. 366 00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:44,992 Every night I sleep... I am with you. 367 00:38:57,037 --> 00:38:59,004 Everyday... 368 00:39:04,530 --> 00:39:06,499 Every night. 369 00:39:50,332 --> 00:39:54,237 I think it farted up with you Filomena, that's the true of it. 370 00:39:55,165 --> 00:39:59,036 Well, when it comes to farting, Uncle Bruno, you should know. 371 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:02,256 Dioneo... 372 00:40:06,357 --> 00:40:07,735 Dioneo! 373 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,027 Stop this sulking! 374 00:40:19,008 --> 00:40:20,296 I'm not sulking. 375 00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:27,598 Please, Dioneo. Look at me. 376 00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:30,023 Look at me. 377 00:40:32,672 --> 00:40:35,208 I didn't mean to call you a filthy beast. 378 00:40:36,355 --> 00:40:39,377 A sweetie pear. Little honey cucumber. 379 00:40:39,983 --> 00:40:43,880 Please, I'm not a child, or a cucumber. 380 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:49,079 But I love you. I love you, cucumber. 381 00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:51,731 - I love you. - It was only a dream. 382 00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:55,286 I would never be unfaithful to you, you know that. 383 00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:59,390 You know, it�s like being... 384 00:40:59,575 --> 00:41:02,513 licked by a dog when you do that, it really is. 385 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:09,553 Hey listen to me. I love you and I forgive you. 386 00:41:12,049 --> 00:41:15,682 Look. Your forgiven with a proper kiss. 387 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,144 And another. 388 00:41:25,737 --> 00:41:27,100 And another. 389 00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:34,065 And another. 390 00:41:41,536 --> 00:41:43,049 Dioneo. 391 00:41:43,392 --> 00:41:44,979 Stop this now. 392 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,721 Me? 393 00:41:48,044 --> 00:41:51,487 Dio, kiss me. 394 00:41:52,284 --> 00:41:53,913 Kiss me. 395 00:41:56,568 --> 00:41:59,974 My God. What�s that? 396 00:42:02,473 --> 00:42:04,251 What do you think it is? 397 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:12,387 When we're married. Soon. You'll see. 398 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,413 What a treasure I have for you. 399 00:42:18,706 --> 00:42:21,467 Give me Give me.. Give me the treasure! 400 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,988 Give me the treasure! Please. 401 00:42:29,454 --> 00:42:32,517 What's happening? Dioneo! What's going on? 402 00:42:37,672 --> 00:42:39,791 My God! What happened? 403 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:42,290 Nothing. Nothing. 404 00:42:43,237 --> 00:42:46,092 It may be nothing to you, Dioneo Dugalante, 405 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,323 but it�s a disgrace and humiliation to me! 406 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:51,372 One kiss and look what you've done! 407 00:42:52,810 --> 00:42:55,284 You had your hand. Get out of my loot. 408 00:42:56,144 --> 00:42:58,833 I did nothing of the sort. That's the trouble with you. 409 00:42:59,438 --> 00:43:00,526 You just don't know when to stop. 410 00:43:01,113 --> 00:43:02,738 Hello my little crazy flower. 411 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,902 Good show. 412 00:43:28,125 --> 00:43:30,887 This way please. 413 00:43:31,832 --> 00:43:33,082 Melissa! 414 00:43:34,803 --> 00:43:36,359 I am Alessandro Felice. 415 00:43:36,987 --> 00:43:38,045 And I am your host. 416 00:43:38,492 --> 00:43:39,376 Welcome. 417 00:43:40,111 --> 00:43:42,543 You're not our host and we are not your guests. 418 00:43:42,878 --> 00:43:45,067 We are your prisoners. 419 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:47,752 Show us your body. 420 00:43:48,730 --> 00:43:52,470 So beautiful. The world is waiting for girls like you. 421 00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:55,001 Have you travelled? 422 00:43:57,162 --> 00:43:58,429 I've been to Sienna. 423 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:00,318 Sienna? 424 00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:07,699 Then you must come with me to Tunisia. You'll like it there. 425 00:44:09,324 --> 00:44:11,747 - Where is Tunisia? - Africa. 426 00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:16,966 - Why are you going to Africa? - What did she just say? 427 00:44:17,765 --> 00:44:20,261 And to work. Of course. 428 00:44:21,056 --> 00:44:23,025 What you mean, work? 429 00:44:24,401 --> 00:44:26,133 It's easy. It's relaxing work. 430 00:44:27,496 --> 00:44:29,238 You'll will spend most of the time on your back. 431 00:44:29,853 --> 00:44:32,501 - Over my dead body. - That can be always be arranged. 432 00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:39,887 My god... He wants to...? 433 00:44:41,326 --> 00:44:43,483 That is what he means isn't it? 434 00:44:44,731 --> 00:44:46,170 What are we gonna do? 435 00:44:47,913 --> 00:44:50,257 Did you see the way he looked at us? 436 00:44:53,112 --> 00:44:56,138 He's handsome. He's sexy. 437 00:44:57,652 --> 00:44:59,241 What do you mean? 438 00:45:00,264 --> 00:45:03,442 Look, if you want to get out of here alive, we've just have to take control. 439 00:45:03,477 --> 00:45:06,242 Lead these dickheads by the nose. 440 00:45:33,841 --> 00:45:38,495 These is what commonly known... as a Chef Palace. 441 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,529 Sit down and be a good boy. 442 00:45:47,926 --> 00:45:48,880 Put these on. 443 00:45:51,277 --> 00:45:52,193 You�re next. 444 00:45:56,288 --> 00:46:00,376 I will not... I will not... relinquish.. 445 00:46:00,411 --> 00:46:04,689 My precious... precious... jewel. 446 00:46:06,066 --> 00:46:08,505 Not until my Diana... 447 00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:12,872 meet my Apollo... 448 00:46:13,974 --> 00:46:18,393 And the goddess Venus carries me... 449 00:46:19,301 --> 00:46:21,402 Oh please carry me. 450 00:46:22,187 --> 00:46:25,781 to the threshold... of my Jupiter. 451 00:46:27,448 --> 00:46:29,188 Who are these guys? 452 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,989 Like... You. 453 00:46:36,153 --> 00:46:40,315 I have waited... longing... 454 00:46:40,350 --> 00:46:45,475 But still, my Jupiter has not come. 455 00:46:47,101 --> 00:46:49,296 I pray him to come. 456 00:46:50,282 --> 00:46:52,833 Yearn him to come. 457 00:46:54,723 --> 00:46:59,113 You, my delicious? 458 00:46:59,910 --> 00:47:02,633 You are my Jupiter. 459 00:47:15,246 --> 00:47:19,825 Filomena. Please don't let them take me away. I need a wee! 460 00:47:20,052 --> 00:47:21,755 Oh shut up, stupid fart! 461 00:47:22,192 --> 00:47:23,081 You have to hold on! 462 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,886 - What happened? - It was boring. 463 00:47:28,482 --> 00:47:29,568 All he wanted to do was look. 464 00:47:29,954 --> 00:47:32,600 Made me dance around the pole without my knickers and that was it. 465 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,069 Where did you get that? 466 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,426 - I'm next. - Follow me, do actually as I do. Got it? 467 00:47:45,456 --> 00:47:46,779 Gentlemen. 468 00:47:47,627 --> 00:47:49,180 Gentlemen! 469 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,907 Your captain has us to you, for your delight. 470 00:47:52,616 --> 00:47:53,544 For your delight! 471 00:47:54,116 --> 00:47:54,841 Hurray. 472 00:47:58,678 --> 00:48:00,913 This is the lovely Filomena. 473 00:48:01,858 --> 00:48:04,211 A rad beauty I'll think you'll agree. 474 00:48:04,705 --> 00:48:07,544 Have you ever seen such glorious breasts? 475 00:48:08,022 --> 00:48:09,847 Show them. 476 00:48:14,432 --> 00:48:15,394 They like me! 477 00:48:15,766 --> 00:48:17,660 Gentlemen, let hear it for Filomena's breasts. 478 00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:24,913 Now, every pussy knows that there is only one thing matters. 479 00:48:26,086 --> 00:48:28,103 Who get to go first... 480 00:48:28,104 --> 00:48:29,945 And the one to go last. 481 00:48:30,628 --> 00:48:32,838 Who is the biggest tomcat in town? 482 00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:36,748 Me, Me, Me, Me! 483 00:48:37,357 --> 00:48:40,356 There is only one way to do it. Off. Get them off. 484 00:48:41,158 --> 00:48:42,972 Let's get a look at the tackles. 485 00:48:43,707 --> 00:48:46,606 Come along. Come along, in a line, in a line. 486 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:49,480 All boys together. Don't be shy. 487 00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:52,433 On the count to three, you big butch bandits. 488 00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:54,034 Drop those loons. 489 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,167 One 490 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:57,408 Two! 491 00:48:58,694 --> 00:49:00,058 Three! 492 00:49:02,329 --> 00:49:04,485 Wonderful... Magnificent. 493 00:49:05,168 --> 00:49:08,083 Behold... manhood in all its glory. 494 00:49:08,764 --> 00:49:10,693 God, I never seen one before! 495 00:49:10,728 --> 00:49:15,272 - Now, there's a whole army of them! - Let's take a closer look. 496 00:49:17,882 --> 00:49:21,630 Order, please, order. You, stand up straight! 497 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,335 Let me see. 498 00:49:23,523 --> 00:49:27,383 I think you should swap places with him. 499 00:49:30,674 --> 00:49:33,059 And you with him. 500 00:49:34,966 --> 00:49:36,291 Better. 501 00:49:38,713 --> 00:49:40,303 Where is it? 502 00:49:42,045 --> 00:49:44,352 Oh, there is it. 503 00:49:45,337 --> 00:49:46,539 That's very small... 504 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,174 and shrively. 505 00:49:51,961 --> 00:49:54,494 - I hope theirs not all like that? - Thanks very much. 506 00:49:55,064 --> 00:49:57,333 Looks like the end. Don't you, Melissa? 507 00:49:58,659 --> 00:50:00,891 Off you go, chop chop. 508 00:50:02,752 --> 00:50:04,716 Wonderful display, well done everyone. 509 00:50:04,945 --> 00:50:05,752 Now this is it. 510 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,964 The moment you've all been waiting for. 511 00:50:08,498 --> 00:50:11,490 Who... goes first? 512 00:50:12,283 --> 00:50:15,046 We do, start with the biggest and work your way down. 513 00:50:15,501 --> 00:50:18,302 No!. The smallest... start small and work your way up. 514 00:50:19,514 --> 00:50:22,352 We both start in the middle, and work your way to the end. 515 00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:27,537 - I'm the smallest, I go first. - You want first, then last? 516 00:50:27,993 --> 00:50:29,823 Watch what you say, big knob! 517 00:50:30,015 --> 00:50:32,966 - Your asking for a thump. - Try this for size. 518 00:50:34,744 --> 00:50:37,014 Right, that's it. 519 00:50:45,314 --> 00:50:46,603 Gino! 520 00:50:50,408 --> 00:50:54,433 Me next. Come on Gino, Cone one. Hurry up! 521 00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:57,751 Having fun? 522 00:50:58,899 --> 00:51:01,981 What does it mean "over your dead body?". 523 00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:06,976 Naughty man. 524 00:51:21,925 --> 00:51:24,651 Now comes the news she didn't want to hear. 525 00:51:25,143 --> 00:51:27,073 The Count has arrived in Florence. 526 00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:33,203 Now Pampinea has a dilemma. 527 00:51:33,238 --> 00:51:37,177 How does she feels about feeling leaving Lorenzo alone with all those nuns? 528 00:51:37,212 --> 00:51:39,107 How to you know this? 529 00:51:39,142 --> 00:51:41,531 I heard him, singing in the garden. 530 00:51:42,893 --> 00:51:44,938 - You are certain? - Very. 531 00:51:51,029 --> 00:51:52,592 He has a beautiful voice. 532 00:51:54,258 --> 00:51:55,400 It'd just be hard to resist. 533 00:51:57,918 --> 00:52:00,795 Goodbye... and Thank you. 534 00:52:19,029 --> 00:52:24,855 The butcher's here. He brought a knife. A very sharp knife. 535 00:52:25,992 --> 00:52:28,807 His ready to cut off your... 536 00:52:28,842 --> 00:52:31,115 Please! 537 00:52:38,646 --> 00:52:40,272 A miracle! 538 00:52:41,182 --> 00:52:43,150 I can speak! 539 00:52:45,151 --> 00:52:46,151 Get out! 540 00:52:52,675 --> 00:52:54,240 Wanker. 541 00:53:36,309 --> 00:53:37,960 Are you human? 542 00:53:38,906 --> 00:53:41,413 No. I'm the spirit of this pool. 543 00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:43,784 An enchantress. 544 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:45,488 I thought that much. 545 00:53:46,437 --> 00:53:50,224 And... am I now under your spell? 546 00:53:50,982 --> 00:53:53,701 Yes. Now that you have drunk the water. 547 00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:55,646 You're under my spell. 548 00:53:56,685 --> 00:53:58,008 Where did you come from? 549 00:53:59,022 --> 00:54:01,259 Before you became... an enchantress. 550 00:54:01,565 --> 00:54:02,457 Florence. 551 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,821 Where are you travelling to? 552 00:54:05,059 --> 00:54:06,533 To a wedding. 553 00:54:10,108 --> 00:54:13,954 - Are you the bride? - If I were the bride... 554 00:54:15,078 --> 00:54:18,494 on my way to be married... Would you be the groom? 555 00:54:19,972 --> 00:54:23,378 Well, like you I'm also travelling to a wedding but if... 556 00:54:23,379 --> 00:54:24,176 by chance... 557 00:54:25,756 --> 00:54:27,523 you were to tell me. that your name... 558 00:54:27,707 --> 00:54:29,686 is Pampinea Anastasi then... 559 00:54:29,821 --> 00:54:31,242 my life would be complete. 560 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,355 Because you are, without question... 561 00:54:34,105 --> 00:54:37,655 the most beautiful women, I have ever seen. 562 00:54:38,470 --> 00:54:42,565 If I'm Pampinea Anastasi, then you must be... 563 00:54:42,726 --> 00:54:45,257 Dimitri Vyacheslav Alexander Dzerzhinski. 564 00:54:45,384 --> 00:54:50,494 First son of Alexander Piotr Abramovich Dzerzhinski. 565 00:54:50,861 --> 00:54:53,145 From the kingdom of Novgorod and you... 566 00:54:55,511 --> 00:54:59,296 you are Pampinea Anastasi, soon to be my bride. Is this is not true? 567 00:55:00,393 --> 00:55:02,760 No. I'm an enchantress. 568 00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:07,260 And you have answered my call. 569 00:55:07,801 --> 00:55:09,095 At that special moment... 570 00:55:09,281 --> 00:55:11,322 when a woman must make her gift. 571 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,041 Of her precious jewel. 572 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:17,471 A treasure all women holds dear... 573 00:55:17,968 --> 00:55:20,486 the greatest gift a woman can bestow to a man. 574 00:55:22,228 --> 00:55:24,217 Something you can't wait. 575 00:55:27,197 --> 00:55:29,655 You must tell no one of our meeting. 576 00:55:46,767 --> 00:55:48,452 Having, succeeding getting him shut out. 577 00:55:49,017 --> 00:55:51,360 Pampinea backtrack pass the convent... 578 00:55:51,824 --> 00:55:55,623 just to be certain the nuns weren't getting what she fancied for herself. 579 00:56:01,490 --> 00:56:03,314 Lorenzo De Lamberti. 580 00:56:04,184 --> 00:56:06,040 Pampinea Anastasi. 581 00:56:06,918 --> 00:56:07,742 What are you doing here? 582 00:56:08,218 --> 00:56:09,031 You know, just... 583 00:56:09,641 --> 00:56:11,044 enjoying the day. 584 00:56:12,598 --> 00:56:13,426 I've been working as a gardener, 585 00:56:13,896 --> 00:56:14,866 escaping the city life. 586 00:56:15,055 --> 00:56:16,269 A gardener? 587 00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:19,563 I have a strong affinity with nature. 588 00:56:19,598 --> 00:56:20,812 Oh. 589 00:56:21,747 --> 00:56:26,033 Well good, we'll see you then. Maybe. Mingino. 590 00:56:27,594 --> 00:56:29,110 No, Wait, Wait. 591 00:56:30,966 --> 00:56:33,651 - Where're you going? - On my way to be married. 592 00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:36,694 Yes, I heard about that. 593 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:39,680 Some short, fat Russian from Novgorod? 594 00:56:40,655 --> 00:56:44,371 I hear you're very popular... very much in demand. 595 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,660 You mean Gerbino Della Ratta? 596 00:56:47,615 --> 00:56:48,380 He's a turd. 597 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,131 I hear you want lesson for your debt. Mingino. 598 00:56:54,030 --> 00:56:56,604 Enjoy your affinity with nature. 599 00:56:58,195 --> 00:56:59,974 Perhaps I can come with you...! 600 00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:04,177 To be your escort. 601 00:57:05,614 --> 00:57:08,225 To deliver you safely into the arms of your fat Russian. 602 00:57:11,027 --> 00:57:13,450 Like all good pilgrims, I've followed the path. 603 00:57:13,485 --> 00:57:15,638 I had arrived... 604 00:57:16,922 --> 00:57:17,640 Heaven. 605 00:57:30,707 --> 00:57:33,509 They say the Mother Superior at his convent... 606 00:57:33,544 --> 00:57:36,649 is a woman of unparallel lust and randiness. 607 00:57:36,684 --> 00:57:39,640 - Who's there? - I'm a holy Father... 608 00:57:39,675 --> 00:57:43,099 in search for a place of contemplation and prayer. 609 00:57:48,254 --> 00:57:51,055 I will take you to the holy mother. 610 00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:55,256 - Father. Have you any skills? - Such as? 611 00:57:55,291 --> 00:57:57,094 Gardening, perhaps? 612 00:57:57,706 --> 00:58:00,056 Gardening? A little. 613 00:58:00,619 --> 00:58:01,617 Good. 614 00:58:02,384 --> 00:58:05,828 All this silence you see upon, it almost if we were... 615 00:58:06,473 --> 00:58:07,328 deaf and dumb. 616 00:58:07,626 --> 00:58:12,700 We may see many things, but we speak nothing of them in here. 617 00:58:13,216 --> 00:58:14,356 Understand? 618 00:58:19,561 --> 00:58:21,774 Silence... Deaf and dumb. 619 00:58:23,452 --> 00:58:26,488 And gardening. Not quite I have in mind. 620 00:58:34,894 --> 00:58:37,956 Would you care... for a bath? 621 00:58:38,866 --> 00:58:42,992 A bath!? I was in. 622 00:59:14,168 --> 00:59:17,138 Perfect place for a wedding. 623 00:59:27,533 --> 00:59:28,932 Nobody's here yet, we're the first. 624 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,221 Lorenzo! 625 00:59:37,383 --> 00:59:38,983 Wait... Lorenzo. 626 00:59:41,933 --> 00:59:44,507 You could stay... just a little longer. 627 00:59:54,876 --> 00:59:58,462 Blindfold? Is that really true? 628 00:59:59,522 --> 01:00:01,046 You were blindfolded when you kissed her? 629 01:00:01,501 --> 01:00:02,976 When she kissed me 630 01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:07,706 You'll soon forget her, that�s what I think. 631 01:00:08,443 --> 01:00:09,699 You'll forget her and the kiss. 632 01:00:11,198 --> 01:00:14,035 You, Lorenzo Lamberti... to tell the truth and all. 633 01:00:15,172 --> 01:00:17,178 You don't have to believe me. 634 01:00:18,253 --> 01:00:20,940 How can you be in love with a woman you've never seen? 635 01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:24,565 Simple. It was the kiss. 636 01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:28,245 Everything was in that one kiss. 637 01:00:31,121 --> 01:00:32,827 How'll you find her? 638 01:00:33,735 --> 01:00:36,525 This woman you never seen, locked behind convent doors? 639 01:00:40,128 --> 01:00:42,096 I don't know. 640 01:00:43,875 --> 01:00:45,541 Perhaps you�re right. 641 01:00:45,576 --> 01:00:48,039 I mean they'll not gonna let me in that convent, that�s for sure. 642 01:00:52,553 --> 01:00:55,554 I think its best you'll forget her, Lorenzo. 643 01:00:58,482 --> 01:00:59,632 I won't forget her. 644 01:01:16,127 --> 01:01:17,870 What if you found her? 645 01:01:17,905 --> 01:01:22,561 What if you found her, kissed her. And your dream dies? 646 01:01:23,544 --> 01:01:24,627 How will you feel? 647 01:01:24,966 --> 01:01:25,870 It�s not to dream. 648 01:01:26,856 --> 01:01:30,246 Lorenzo, your memory of that precious kiss will fade, in a temptational way. 649 01:01:30,957 --> 01:01:31,699 You'll see. 650 01:01:32,623 --> 01:01:35,391 Even if I have to kiss you myself to prove it. 651 01:01:35,426 --> 01:01:37,587 - Sounds like a challenge? - Maybe it is. 652 01:01:38,331 --> 01:01:41,296 You were always the girl, every boy wanted to kiss. 653 01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:42,775 But? 654 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:47,320 But... you were always too... 655 01:01:48,299 --> 01:01:49,511 Do what? 656 01:01:52,765 --> 01:01:55,681 Too good, too clever, too... 657 01:01:58,633 --> 01:01:59,996 Too beautiful. 658 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:03,858 Too everything, always out of reach. 659 01:02:06,970 --> 01:02:08,672 Why don't you kiss me now, Lorenzo? 660 01:02:09,748 --> 01:02:12,056 To see if I can make you better. 661 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:18,603 You mean, all the times that I wanted to kiss you, but never could? 662 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:25,205 For all those times. And more. 663 01:02:30,821 --> 01:02:32,525 Close your eyes. 664 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:43,526 Gerbino, I know it. 665 01:02:45,569 --> 01:02:46,410 Its him! 666 01:02:47,043 --> 01:02:49,092 Run Lorenzo. Please. He'll kill you for sure. 667 01:02:50,784 --> 01:02:52,223 Run, Run! 668 01:02:53,357 --> 01:02:56,243 Della Ratta! You shit. 669 01:02:57,037 --> 01:02:59,157 We could smell you coming. 670 01:03:00,476 --> 01:03:01,203 Lorenzo! 671 01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:04,532 Come on! You want to kill me? Do it! 672 01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,047 Come on! 673 01:03:11,876 --> 01:03:13,013 Come on. 674 01:03:15,513 --> 01:03:16,649 Give me a sword! 675 01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:20,966 Give me a stick and I'll cut you! 676 01:03:27,809 --> 01:03:30,344 Gerbino Della Ratta! 677 01:03:32,245 --> 01:03:34,064 Leave him! 678 01:03:35,171 --> 01:03:36,911 Leave him! 679 01:03:41,528 --> 01:03:43,314 I will not marry you. Never! 680 01:03:44,009 --> 01:03:44,772 Not if you kill him! 681 01:03:47,481 --> 01:03:48,540 Marry him? 682 01:03:51,568 --> 01:03:52,945 Is that what this is about? 683 01:03:53,648 --> 01:03:54,627 You marrying him? 684 01:04:21,845 --> 01:04:23,775 Make a mistake, you�re a dead man. 685 01:04:24,722 --> 01:04:28,281 Kill me today, you'll still be a ugly shit tomorrow. 686 01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:57,476 He's in trouble, Pampinea. 687 01:04:58,346 --> 01:04:59,786 Alot of trouble. 688 01:05:00,152 --> 01:05:01,850 What kind of trouble? 689 01:05:02,201 --> 01:05:03,184 Theft. 690 01:05:04,290 --> 01:05:05,728 Murder. 691 01:05:07,206 --> 01:05:10,644 I can believe what you said. You�re not first say it. 692 01:05:11,231 --> 01:05:12,122 But he's only a boy. 693 01:05:14,584 --> 01:05:15,986 Please. 694 01:05:19,985 --> 01:05:20,862 Please. 695 01:05:21,478 --> 01:05:22,432 What? 696 01:05:23,761 --> 01:05:26,031 Don't lean over. 697 01:05:34,691 --> 01:05:37,152 What are you doing? Please. 698 01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:40,332 Listen. 699 01:05:48,619 --> 01:05:52,741 - Come down. - Your afraid of height, aren't you? 700 01:05:53,956 --> 01:05:54,829 No. 701 01:05:57,289 --> 01:05:59,444 Just don't want you to fall in. 702 01:06:00,054 --> 01:06:00,923 How can I fall? 703 01:06:01,323 --> 01:06:04,277 - I've been playing on this well, since I was a child. - Just get down! 704 01:06:08,408 --> 01:06:11,823 Release Lorenzo, and you can send for the priest. 705 01:06:12,762 --> 01:06:13,702 Now? 706 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,423 You'll marry me now? 707 01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:20,073 Yes. 708 01:06:21,245 --> 01:06:23,889 But if I marry you, and you do not release him. 709 01:06:24,721 --> 01:06:26,154 If you have blood on your hands... 710 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,635 then you'll spend the rest of your life in a cold bed. 711 01:06:28,663 --> 01:06:29,856 Do you understand? 712 01:06:30,709 --> 01:06:32,017 I'll give you nothing of what I have to give. 713 01:06:35,593 --> 01:06:37,008 You have my word. 714 01:06:38,334 --> 01:06:39,695 I'll send for a priest. 715 01:06:41,473 --> 01:06:43,367 How the hell do you find a priest just like that? 716 01:06:44,352 --> 01:06:46,397 You'll have your balls on the block if we don't. 717 01:06:48,939 --> 01:06:51,604 - Hey, You! - What? 718 01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:54,026 Father. Where're you going? 719 01:06:54,061 --> 01:06:56,411 To Pampinea's house. 720 01:06:57,661 --> 01:06:58,895 To the wedding? 721 01:07:00,181 --> 01:07:03,548 How do you know we wanted a priest, when we've just been sent to get one? 722 01:07:04,231 --> 01:07:05,895 The word of God, travels fast. 723 01:07:06,130 --> 01:07:08,313 Hey, don't I know you? 724 01:07:08,961 --> 01:07:10,360 Your face is very familiar. 725 01:07:11,242 --> 01:07:13,966 It�s the clothes, all priests looks the same. 726 01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:30,539 You must go. Leave before he changes his mind. 727 01:07:31,097 --> 01:07:32,610 Are you really going to marry him? 728 01:07:33,085 --> 01:07:34,090 Not your concern. 729 01:07:36,225 --> 01:07:37,400 The priest's here. 730 01:07:38,837 --> 01:07:40,050 Leave while you can. 731 01:07:47,529 --> 01:07:49,511 He must hear our confessions before the wedding. 732 01:07:50,684 --> 01:07:51,707 I'll go first. 733 01:07:59,730 --> 01:08:03,516 So, just to be clear. How many potential husbands you have right now? 734 01:08:04,195 --> 01:08:05,939 - Three. - Which one do you want? 735 01:08:06,355 --> 01:08:07,346 Lorenzo! 736 01:08:07,647 --> 01:08:09,430 I love Lorenzo. 737 01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,853 But you not met the Count, the one you promise to marry. 738 01:08:11,989 --> 01:08:12,946 You could fall in love with him. 739 01:08:13,181 --> 01:08:16,537 - No, only Lorenzo. - Does he love you? 740 01:08:16,689 --> 01:08:20,700 Yes. No. He love me but he doesn't know it yet. 741 01:08:21,647 --> 01:08:23,995 It's not easy being a priest. 742 01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:28,913 Please delay as long as you can. 743 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,113 and I realized that... 744 01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:08,292 stealing other people's money was far easier than working for my own. 745 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:12,626 All those killings? How many people? 746 01:09:18,758 --> 01:09:21,636 - I can't remember. - That's quite a list. 747 01:09:22,847 --> 01:09:24,284 Not to mention what you did to your father. 748 01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:34,289 Do I know you? 749 01:09:36,257 --> 01:09:38,867 Your face is familiar, I'm sure I know you. 750 01:09:40,004 --> 01:09:42,817 It�s the clothes. All priests looks the same. 751 01:09:51,106 --> 01:09:52,076 To absolve yourself... 752 01:09:52,256 --> 01:09:56,346 from these terrible sins and hope for an eternal salvation. 753 01:09:56,903 --> 01:09:59,668 you must abstain from all sexual thought and all sexual deeds.. 754 01:10:00,539 --> 01:10:02,203 For a period of 30 days. 755 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:08,107 But I'm just about to be married! How can I abstain sex for 30 days? 756 01:10:08,901 --> 01:10:11,174 That's... mean! 757 01:10:11,825 --> 01:10:13,453 and stupid. 758 01:10:13,688 --> 01:10:17,442 Well of course, if you do something really stupid... 759 01:10:17,705 --> 01:10:20,266 then you must expect to suffer so we can remain stupid in return... 760 01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:24,125 just to show you how stupid you were in the first place. 761 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,547 It's called a penance. 762 01:10:26,582 --> 01:10:28,743 That's... 763 01:10:29,673 --> 01:10:32,773 really, really stupid. 764 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,256 God works in mysterious ways. 765 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:41,762 Well, I had him by the nuts... Well for sure. 766 01:10:42,291 --> 01:10:45,851 But how long could I squeeze, before he squeeze mine? 767 01:10:49,567 --> 01:10:52,345 You know Gerbino sent us along to kill you, didn't he?. 768 01:10:53,066 --> 01:10:54,389 I kind of guess that. 769 01:10:55,374 --> 01:10:57,343 Dirty business, killing. 770 01:10:57,378 --> 01:11:00,672 - I'd rather be a gardener. - I know just the place. 771 01:11:00,707 --> 01:11:04,796 Listen. We could let you go. 772 01:11:04,831 --> 01:11:07,414 But you must promise not to tell. 773 01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:09,125 Really? 774 01:11:15,713 --> 01:11:18,552 - I promise. - Good. 775 01:11:25,022 --> 01:11:26,575 That hurts. 776 01:11:28,466 --> 01:11:30,397 Really, really hurt. 777 01:11:31,987 --> 01:11:35,786 Is this the road to the villa of Pampinea Anastasi? 778 01:11:36,470 --> 01:11:38,475 - It's that way. - Thank you. 779 01:11:39,722 --> 01:11:41,086 Who are you? 780 01:11:41,768 --> 01:11:46,595 I am Count Dimitri Alexander Dzerzhinski...! 781 01:11:47,618 --> 01:11:49,699 Ah! short, fat Russian 782 01:12:07,685 --> 01:12:09,534 Witness, all of you. 783 01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:13,902 You are Gerbino Della Ratta? 784 01:12:14,926 --> 01:12:15,886 You know who I am. 785 01:12:16,239 --> 01:12:17,428 Please don't be difficult. 786 01:12:18,104 --> 01:12:20,336 How can I marry you if you don't answer the question? 787 01:12:22,911 --> 01:12:24,917 Are you Gerbino Della Ratta? 788 01:12:26,127 --> 01:12:27,188 I am. 789 01:12:29,193 --> 01:12:32,222 - You are Pampinea Anastasi? - I am, Father. 790 01:12:32,941 --> 01:12:35,150 And when did you both last take confession? Pampinea? 791 01:12:36,944 --> 01:12:38,761 I've taken confession on this day, Father. 792 01:12:39,149 --> 01:12:41,382 - Did you confess all your sins? - I did, Father. 793 01:12:43,235 --> 01:12:44,276 Gerbino Della Ratta. 794 01:12:44,642 --> 01:12:46,008 When did you last take confession? 795 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,177 - You know when I last took confession. - Bad answer. 796 01:12:49,549 --> 01:12:53,416 "I had taken confession on this day, Father. " 797 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:58,349 - I had taken confession on this day. - Father. 798 01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,147 Father. 799 01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:05,959 Then do you both come to me, pure in body and soul. Hence I do. 800 01:13:06,143 --> 01:13:08,567 - I do. - I do. 801 01:13:09,489 --> 01:13:11,042 - Have you bathe? - What?! 802 01:13:11,297 --> 01:13:12,221 Pampinea? 803 01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:15,604 I have bathe, on this day of day which is my marriage debt. 804 01:13:16,419 --> 01:13:20,743 Witness all of you, this woman come to us pure, in both body and soul. 805 01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,877 Gerbino Della Ratta. 806 01:13:23,209 --> 01:13:26,263 Have you bathe on this day of day, that is your wedding day? 807 01:13:26,332 --> 01:13:27,838 Yes. 808 01:13:28,351 --> 01:13:29,870 - When did you bathe? - I just told you I bathe! 809 01:13:29,971 --> 01:13:31,890 - When exactly, when did you last take a bath? 810 01:13:32,151 --> 01:13:33,496 I have bathe! 811 01:13:33,726 --> 01:13:35,963 Thoroughly? All the bits and pieces, downstairs... 812 01:13:36,042 --> 01:13:38,251 - In between your legs? - What? 813 01:13:38,839 --> 01:13:40,520 Show me your hands. 814 01:13:41,656 --> 01:13:44,911 - You got dirt on your nails. - Where? 815 01:13:45,442 --> 01:13:48,468 There. I can't marry you if you have dirty fingernails. 816 01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:52,747 That ridiculous... I've never heard anything so ridiculous. 817 01:13:53,199 --> 01:13:58,801 I can hardly say, witness all you, this man come to us, pure in body and soul. 818 01:13:58,836 --> 01:14:01,715 But with dirty fingernails. Now can I? 819 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,267 You must wash your hands. 820 01:14:09,035 --> 01:14:10,588 The very least. 821 01:14:22,356 --> 01:14:25,057 - There. - Thank you. 822 01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:31,943 He only doing his job. 823 01:14:31,978 --> 01:14:33,496 Exactly. 824 01:14:34,820 --> 01:14:38,377 Incidentally, there is a charge for my services. 825 01:14:46,822 --> 01:14:49,205 This is very jolly. 826 01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:55,185 Pour this fine wine... 827 01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:16,149 A little young, perhaps fine. Fresh fruit, with a... 828 01:15:16,317 --> 01:15:19,422 A musty, a musty hint... 829 01:15:21,011 --> 01:15:25,779 A musty hint of what I can really, only describe as stale fart... 830 01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:28,959 rather like the combination of this couple here, before me today. 831 01:15:30,456 --> 01:15:32,086 Marry us now, you bastard! 832 01:15:32,121 --> 01:15:34,849 I declare you man and wife. There, it�s done. 833 01:15:34,884 --> 01:15:38,444 Your married. Relax, enjoy. Consummate, whatever you what really. 834 01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:40,072 Hey! 835 01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:52,407 I am Count Dimitri Viacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinski. 836 01:15:52,442 --> 01:15:56,812 First son of Alexander Piotr Abramovich Dzerzhinski... 837 01:15:56,847 --> 01:16:02,074 from the kingdom of Novgorod. I am here to marry Pampinea Anastasi. 838 01:16:02,109 --> 01:16:05,139 I will kill any man who try to stop me. 839 01:16:05,174 --> 01:16:08,847 You�re too late. Pampinea Anastasi is already married. 840 01:16:09,182 --> 01:16:10,698 This is my wife. 841 01:16:11,437 --> 01:16:13,687 This is house. This is my land. 842 01:16:13,722 --> 01:16:16,153 I'll advise you while you still have air to breathe. 843 01:16:16,188 --> 01:16:17,952 This lady may be your wife. 844 01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:21,018 But I'm sorry to tell you, she'll about to become a widow. 845 01:16:22,381 --> 01:16:23,783 You piece of rat. 846 01:16:24,084 --> 01:16:27,098 You took 4 men who were close to my heart. 847 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:28,397 You stole their lives. 848 01:16:28,598 --> 01:16:30,571 An now you must pay! 849 01:16:40,773 --> 01:16:42,099 Lorenzo! 850 01:16:51,878 --> 01:16:53,355 Run! 851 01:17:17,062 --> 01:17:19,032 - Here we go? - I don't know. 852 01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:22,059 - You go that way, I go this way. - Who are you? 853 01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:24,028 Lorenzo Lamberti. 854 01:17:25,203 --> 01:17:28,268 The robber on the road. Yes! I am Count Dimitri Alexander... 855 01:17:28,303 --> 01:17:30,122 I know, I know. 856 01:17:31,485 --> 01:17:33,063 First son! 857 01:17:33,864 --> 01:17:36,180 Only son. Nine sisters. 858 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,973 Gerbino Della Ratta. 859 01:18:14,721 --> 01:18:16,461 Get her and bring her to me. 860 01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:38,293 Kill them and throw them down to me. 861 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:39,510 Hello. 862 01:18:40,811 --> 01:18:44,949 Tell me... Are you ready to die? 863 01:19:05,599 --> 01:19:07,248 You dropped your little sword. 864 01:19:08,255 --> 01:19:08,968 Pick it up. 865 01:19:10,199 --> 01:19:11,528 Fight me. 866 01:19:11,763 --> 01:19:13,944 Fight me or I'll kill you anyway. 867 01:19:14,147 --> 01:19:15,615 Wait. 868 01:19:17,150 --> 01:19:18,643 We have unfinished business. 869 01:19:20,045 --> 01:19:21,674 Is that not right, Gerbino? 870 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,800 You want to kill me? Why don't you come up here and join me? 871 01:19:25,835 --> 01:19:27,879 I'm sorry my friend. I've sworned to kill this man. 872 01:19:27,914 --> 01:19:31,174 You kill him before I kill him, I may have to kill you. 873 01:19:31,409 --> 01:19:34,164 Here, let this decide. 874 01:19:42,218 --> 01:19:44,187 Alright, if you want. 875 01:19:45,945 --> 01:19:47,381 Why not join him. 876 01:19:48,289 --> 01:19:49,316 I'll fight him. 877 01:19:51,098 --> 01:19:52,101 But don't step in. 878 01:19:55,331 --> 01:19:57,484 I may step in. 879 01:19:59,050 --> 01:20:00,371 I may step out. 880 01:20:02,029 --> 01:20:05,324 I may even decide to have a little dance with you. 881 01:20:06,986 --> 01:20:08,102 Do not worry my friend. 882 01:20:09,273 --> 01:20:11,711 If he kills you, I'll kill him, either way. 883 01:20:12,243 --> 01:20:13,147 You're going to die. 884 01:20:45,234 --> 01:20:47,542 Do you need help getting up? 885 01:21:34,644 --> 01:21:37,446 Kill him... Kill him! 886 01:21:37,481 --> 01:21:39,793 Put your sword into his heart! 887 01:21:42,592 --> 01:21:45,013 Still a gambler, Gerbino. Want to make a bet? 888 01:21:45,048 --> 01:21:47,512 Go that way, you�re dead. 889 01:21:47,547 --> 01:21:50,653 Come this way to me, dead. 890 01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:54,362 Go that way... But who knows? 891 01:22:13,524 --> 01:22:15,530 Going down. 892 01:22:15,565 --> 01:22:18,293 Shit! 893 01:22:32,219 --> 01:22:34,794 Friend. Take my advice. 894 01:22:34,829 --> 01:22:37,860 Do not drink water from this well. 895 01:22:42,930 --> 01:22:44,480 Sorry. 896 01:22:50,698 --> 01:22:53,611 - So that one's Lorenzo? - Yes. 897 01:22:53,646 --> 01:22:57,964 By the way, I'm not really a priest. 898 01:22:59,002 --> 01:22:59,849 So you're already married. 899 01:23:00,492 --> 01:23:01,305 I thought you should know. 900 01:23:08,824 --> 01:23:13,327 - Count Dzerzhinski! - Pampinea Anastasi. 901 01:23:14,691 --> 01:23:18,219 I have travelled here to you, from my beloved Novogrod. 902 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,837 To keep faith to fulfill my promise, to marry you... 903 01:23:22,624 --> 01:23:24,680 And to make you my wife. 904 01:23:25,514 --> 01:23:27,113 I'm here. Hello. 905 01:23:27,148 --> 01:23:28,738 Count Dzerzhinski. 906 01:23:29,328 --> 01:23:32,582 You are one of the bravest, most handsome men I've ever met. 907 01:23:32,688 --> 01:23:34,357 Yes, I know. 908 01:23:34,392 --> 01:23:36,172 But I cannot marry you. 909 01:23:43,667 --> 01:23:47,735 How can you say this after everything that happened between us? 910 01:23:49,390 --> 01:23:52,361 What do you mean? I don't understand. What exactly happened between us? 911 01:23:53,324 --> 01:23:56,386 But... You are not Pampinea Anastasi? 912 01:23:58,705 --> 01:24:03,661 - She... is Pampinea Anastasi.. - Melissa! 913 01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:08,099 - You know her? - Know her? 914 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,344 I am in love with her. 915 01:24:23,178 --> 01:24:25,940 Melissa, really, kissing a perfect stranger. 916 01:24:28,174 --> 01:24:29,838 This doesn't look much like a wedding, what's going on? 917 01:24:30,386 --> 01:24:32,115 Filomena, there is going to be a wedding! 918 01:24:32,565 --> 01:24:34,418 I hope there is going to be a wedding. 919 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:36,731 Lorenzo? 920 01:24:38,193 --> 01:24:39,067 Where are you? 921 01:24:50,813 --> 01:24:52,252 Lorenzo! 922 01:24:58,316 --> 01:24:59,146 Lorenzo! 923 01:25:08,464 --> 01:25:09,435 Lorenzo! 924 01:25:10,602 --> 01:25:13,100 You have stolen my heart. I love you. 925 01:25:18,664 --> 01:25:19,810 I love you. 926 01:25:23,747 --> 01:25:24,769 Pampinea... 927 01:25:25,470 --> 01:25:27,834 You're one of the most... No. 928 01:25:30,673 --> 01:25:35,636 The most beautiful girl, I've ever seen. 929 01:25:35,887 --> 01:25:39,151 But I gave my heart to a kiss, I can't let go. 930 01:25:41,005 --> 01:25:44,979 If only I can forget her. I must find her. 931 01:25:48,772 --> 01:25:52,218 Lorenzo, close your eyes. Please. 932 01:25:53,429 --> 01:25:55,550 Just close your eyes. 933 01:26:05,008 --> 01:26:07,468 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you. 934 01:26:07,503 --> 01:26:11,063 Every night as I come beyond for you. 935 01:26:13,563 --> 01:26:16,598 Every day. Every night. 936 01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:30,690 You... 937 01:26:34,091 --> 01:26:35,423 With You. 938 01:26:37,862 --> 01:26:41,056 Now will you forget her? This girl you kissed? 939 01:26:43,403 --> 01:26:44,956 Never. 940 01:27:06,104 --> 01:27:08,489 This is my reward. 941 01:27:08,690 --> 01:27:10,731 I get to stand of here like a daisy... 942 01:27:11,091 --> 01:27:12,102 While this lot... 943 01:27:12,507 --> 01:27:15,449 Well... you can see for yourselves. 944 01:27:17,207 --> 01:27:21,658 So tra la tra la, Heads up... oohh 945 01:27:24,877 --> 01:27:26,426 Romance. 946 01:27:26,461 --> 01:27:28,055 Passion. 947 01:27:31,501 --> 01:27:35,134 Alright, to hell with this. I'm back off to the convent. 948 01:27:36,119 --> 01:27:39,306 There's an angel there and her bottom got my name on it 949 01:27:44,491 --> 01:27:46,270 Close your eyes together. 950 01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:48,438 No... 951 01:27:49,939 --> 01:27:51,702 You close yours. 952 01:28:18,232 --> 01:30:16,138 Subtitle created by: rackaboy@hotmail. com