1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,800 This programme contains some strong language 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,880 So when it starts coming in, I start speaking, correct? 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,160 - There are always moments when I think...I should've known. 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,080 - False promises, scare tactics, coercion... 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:14,080 - OK, lovely. 6 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,080 I was recently divorced, 7 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:22,320 in this big house I'd inherited from my grandmother. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:26,160 - I was dubious at first, but then Mom showed me the website. 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,600 - You don't have children? 10 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,720 - That was a red flag. 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:30,800 - Why didn't you tell? 12 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,280 why didn't you see what was happening before it was too late? 13 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,560 - And then suddenly, whoosh! He'd be off. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,680 I never heard from him again. 15 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,080 - Nice and quiet, everyone. 16 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,000 - Here we go, and...action. 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,120 - I've always fought for what I believed in. 18 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,800 And whether I did right or wrong, I meant well. 19 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,160 And I wasn't born with a silver spoon. 20 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,720 I've had to fight my way up against a corrupt system, 21 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,720 and I'm proud of what I've achieved. 22 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,160 And, yeah, I've made mistakes. 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,080 But what matters is what's inside a man's heart. 24 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,920 And those who know me know my heart. 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,120 And to the doubters and the haters, 26 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,280 and, yeah, you know who you are, 27 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,000 I believe in a little thing called karma. 28 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,040 And your karma's coming. 29 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,480 - A woman who wears this is not afraid to take up space. 30 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,280 She is confident, she is creative... 31 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,400 She is confident, she is creative, she is successful. 32 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,280 - Yes, you said a soy cappuccino and a... 33 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,480 Yeah, no, sorry, of course you can change your mind. 34 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,320 I'm just... Hang on, Juno. 35 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,440 Who's in there? - It's me. 36 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,960 - Dad, don't forget it's wonga day. Have you taken your pills? 37 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,160 - Aren't you late for work? - I am going now. 38 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,840 - Josh, put your socks on. - Not now! 39 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,000 - What's all this? 40 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,160 - We've negotiated one cartoon 41 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,360 in return for Josh putting on his own socks and shoes, haven't we? 42 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,400 Wow! 43 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,560 You look amazing. 44 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,920 Ready to kick some arse? 45 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,520 - Yeah, I am. 46 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,000 It's just, with Juno, it's all about the pitch. 47 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,920 So if I can just stay confident, she'll go with it. 48 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,280 All I want is the chance to show what I'm capable of. 49 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,560 - And you will. 50 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,960 You're gonna go in there... - Yeah. 51 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,800 - ..you're gonna tell yourself, "I deserve this." 52 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,880 - I deserve this. 53 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,920 - "This is long overdue." - This is long overdue. 54 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,440 - Obviously don't say that out loud. 55 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,160 - This is it. 56 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,560 Kiss me! - Yes, ma'am. 57 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,240 - I'm ready. 58 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,240 - Special event tonight, Gideon College. We'd love to see you there. 59 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,680 You can sign up online. Bring a friend. 60 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,720 Hey! Hi there. Special event tonight, Gideon College, 61 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,720 I'd love to see you there, you can sign up online. - Sure. - Hey! Hi... 62 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,040 Bastard...bike! 63 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:08,000 Bollocks! - Are you all right? - Do you need a hand? 64 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,000 - Can I help you? Are you OK? 65 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,040 - Oh, no, we're good. We're good, thank you so much, thank you. 66 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,400 But you posted it yesterday, yeah? Then great! 67 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,520 Well, then it should easily be there by now. 68 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,280 - Sorry, I'm just heading there now. 69 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,000 - No, you know what? If she doesn't bite, we'll find another way in. 70 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,240 - Shall we take a look at my pitch? 71 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,360 - Third time lucky, exactly. 72 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,720 - I can bring it down to your office. 73 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,880 - Yeah, it's tonight! Yep. Yeah. 74 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,000 OK. Over and out. 75 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,360 - Good morning, sir. - Morning. 76 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:02,000 - Can I help you? - Sorry, I just... - Public entrance on the other side. 77 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,280 - Yeah, I'm not... - Public entrance, other side. 78 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,760 - Robbie? 79 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,200 - Alice, are we ready to do your pitch? 80 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,960 - This is a... 81 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,920 ..uh... 82 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:32,000 ..practical yet stylish design that declares... 83 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,640 ..uh, an inner confidence. 84 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:39,280 The woman who wears this cape is not afraid to... 85 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,280 ..to...to... 86 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,320 ..to take up space. 87 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,560 Sorry, I just... 88 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,760 - Al? Are you OK? 89 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,800 - Bloody hell! 90 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,160 That is him. Isn't it? 91 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,000 Cos, remember, there was that bloke in Aldi, 92 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,760 and the chap at the fair... - Well, I think so. 93 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,600 It's just...Greenland! 94 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,880 "Disruptive exploration"! 95 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,440 What is all this?! 96 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,640 - What the hell's "Sar-toot Climate Academy"? 97 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,560 And who's Dr Robert Chance? 98 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,400 - He's our Robbie Graham. 99 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,800 I looked him up, look. 100 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,280 - He's pals with Sir Ralph Unwin?! 101 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,600 - I don't understand. It says he's a "climate scientist". 102 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,160 - He's a what?! He's not dead, then?! 103 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,720 And he's changed his name?! 104 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,040 - Where the hell has he been?! 105 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,920 - Don't tell me he's living here! Oh, God! 106 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,840 He doesn't know we've moved here, does he? - How could he? 107 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,720 - He's hasn't been in touch with you or...? 108 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,360 - Been in touch with me?! 109 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,400 - What's your mother gonna say? - Oh, no. No, no, no, Dad. 110 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,160 - She thinks he's dead! - No, let's just wait, 111 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,000 please, until we have more information. 112 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,760 - You're not to talk to him. - I don't want to. 113 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,240 - You're better off without him! - Of course I am! What are you on about?! 114 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,280 - I just mean, we all loved him, 115 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,880 but you're doing so good now. 116 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,280 I don't want you going back to how you were after he went. 117 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,280 We were so worried about you. 118 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,480 - Mm. 119 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,680 Have I been waiting for this? 120 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,760 - Have you? 121 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,040 - I've imagined so many different ways we might find out 122 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,600 what happened to him. But I never in a million years thought... 123 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,120 - Bastard! 124 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,680 He WILL be dead when I get my hands on him! 125 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,960 What the hell's he playing at?! 126 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,200 - Trying to make the world a better place. 127 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,520 - Aspirationally, yes. 128 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,040 We need more light in here. 129 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,720 Isn't she up yet? Well, I suppose at least she's sleeping. 130 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,480 - I can't believe it's finally done! 131 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,120 - Ohhh, tell me about it. 132 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,880 I was afraid we were heading for another Game of Thrones. 133 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,720 I mean, hit TV show aside, from a publishing point of view, 134 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,280 George is taking the piss. 135 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,560 - Morning, everyone! 136 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,960 - Morning, Cheryl! 137 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,240 - Well, not quite. 138 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,960 - Lola! What are you doing here? 139 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,720 I'm signing Book Sevens this morning. 140 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,120 Do we have a scholarship meeting? 141 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,640 - Oh, um, Priana's hoping for a decision on the scholarship 142 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,360 candidates by the end of the week. 143 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,600 We need to start organising the announcement dinner. 144 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,280 - I still have one shortlisted candidate to visit. 145 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,360 We're dealing with young carers. It takes time. 146 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,480 I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 147 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,520 Regina, let's set up in the Red Room, it's more comfortable. 148 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,880 - Now, I know the tour wasn't everything we'd hoped for, but... 149 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,840 - It was humiliating. 150 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,720 - ..but the online feedback is 99% positive. 151 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,600 - Don't lie to me. 152 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,440 The fans hate it. 153 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,680 - A few disgruntled people cross about the ending. 154 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,080 I mean, so what? 155 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,120 You can't please all the people all of the time! You know that. 156 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,880 - I'm so sorry. 157 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:00,480 Was I trying to write while caring for my terminally ill husband? 158 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,640 So sorry to disappoint. 159 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,640 Soulless vampires! 160 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,160 - There's already demand for a prequel. 161 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,920 Personally, I don't think we should go down that road. 162 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,960 - Why not? 163 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,360 - Well, don't you want a change? Create a new world? 164 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,560 - A new world. 165 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,240 You know... 166 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,160 ..I wouldn't mind writing a sci-fi. 167 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,120 - Or what about a memoir? 168 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,440 You could have a chapter about me! SHE 169 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,920 - I don't know. I don't really know what I wanna do. 170 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,160 I haven't thought past the paperback. 171 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,840 - So take a break. Go on holiday. 172 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,000 - On my own?! - Well, people do. 173 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,280 Take a bit of time to, you know, work out who you are. 174 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,920 Without Lance. 175 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,840 Or get back on the dating sites. 176 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,000 Have a go at meeting someone else. 177 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 - No, Danni was right. 178 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 It's too soon. 179 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,720 - Sorry to interrupt, erm... 180 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,720 ..Hilary said this just came in the post? 181 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,360 - "Hope you can still make it"? 182 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:11,080 Did I say I'd go to this? - Who's it from? 183 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,640 Oh! 184 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,000 Ralph Unwin Foundation Lectures?! 185 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,520 Ooh, yes, please! The nation's second favourite natural historian 186 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,800 and broadcaster. I love him! 187 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,480 Oh, it's at Gideon! 188 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,200 - Exactly. 189 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,960 Why would I say I'd go? It doesn't make sense. 190 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,360 - Well, it might be good to go back. 191 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,680 Face the demons. 192 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,400 - Not demons. 193 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,560 Good memories. 194 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,280 - Who's Dr Robert Chance? 195 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,520 And what's "disruptive exploration"? 196 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,080 - Who knows? Who cares? 197 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,120 I'm not going and that's the end of it! 198 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,080 - I'd have bloody jumped on the bastard and wrung his neck! 199 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,000 Have you called the police? 200 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,480 - And said what? 201 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,920 - Sorry, darling, we were quite shit-faced 202 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,400 when you told me the story and it, 203 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,960 it...it was a while ago, but if memory serves, 204 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,640 this is the husband that buggered off with all your money. 205 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,120 Didn't your dad lose his house?! 206 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,360 - Yes, but it was more complicated than that. 207 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,840 Maybe I didn't explain. 208 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,880 - No, no, you did, in between ugly crying! 209 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,080 You seemed to think it was complicated, hon, 210 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,520 but it sounded to me like he saw you lot coming! 211 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,400 And the police won't take kindly to a university man 212 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,800 diddling gullible poor people. No offence. 213 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,640 - No but he wasn't that, before. 214 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,560 He was a self-made property developer. 215 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,680 He didn't even go to university! 216 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,520 - It's a long time ago, isn't it? When did you get married? 217 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,800 - July 2005. - Well, you'll have to explain all of that. 218 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,840 And mention your dad's in a wheelchair. 219 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,360 - My dad's not in a wheelchair! 220 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,120 - Isn't he? Oh! You told me he was. 221 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,160 Look... just go down there right now 222 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,760 and tell them what you told me. 223 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,960 Maybe without drinking a litre of wine first. 224 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,400 - Will they believe me? 225 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,640 - Are you telling the truth? 226 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,920 - Of course! - Then of course they'll believe you! 227 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,200 Why would you make it up? 228 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,280 Or, here's a thought - do drink a litre of wine, 229 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,440 turn up at his talk thingy, threaten to start telling people. 230 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,320 He'll probably offer to pay you back on the spot. Oh, look! 231 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,240 He really is friends with Sir Ralph Unwin! 232 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,920 Such a genius. 233 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,240 Are you sure it's the same guy? - Yes. 234 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,360 - Might he have an identical twin? 235 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,480 - No. 236 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,600 - Well, it's up to you, hon. 237 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,880 But you've got to do something. 238 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,520 Stand up for yourself, for goodness' sake! 239 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,840 - What a disappointment! 240 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,200 - We waited three years and got this shit? 241 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,680 - Too much exposition, no plot. - Don't waste your money! 242 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,800 - All in all, a total failure. - Worst ending EVER! 243 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,920 - RIP Knight of Spires! - Harker's reputation has plummeted. 244 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,840 - Rubbish! - It's the worst ending ever. 245 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,280 - When I got to the end, I wanted to cut Harker's throat 246 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,680 and chuck her on a fire. 247 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,080 - She should have spent less time wiping her husband's arse 248 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,080 and more ti-- 249 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,400 God! 250 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,440 God, I can't remember the last time I was here. 251 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,800 - I'm here for you. 252 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,920 OK? You can do this. 253 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,200 - Ms Harker! Long time, no see! 254 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,600 - Yes, indeed, Mick. How are you? 255 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,320 - We're all very sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 256 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,880 Lance hated that guy. 257 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,600 Ralph! 258 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,840 - Ah! 259 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,520 - Thank you for your note. - Note? 260 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,440 But I... - You know my editor, Regina. 261 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,840 - Er... We've met, I'm sure. 262 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,120 My dear, how are you? 263 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,320 I'm so sorry for your loss. 264 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,080 - So, how do you know tonight's speaker? 265 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,040 - Ah, yes, we met at the old boys' club. 266 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,800 He's done seven solo expeditions 267 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:17,160 and founded his climate academy - singlehanded! 268 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,360 I mean, I could just go on and on. 269 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,320 - Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, 270 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:28,440 director of the world-famous Saattut Climate Academy, 271 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:33,920 founder of the global sensation that is disruptive exploration. 272 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:40,640 He's an activist, a scholar and an award-winning ecopreneur. 273 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:45,600 He's Dr Robert Chance! 274 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,840 - Whoa! 275 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,200 Whoa, hey! Oh! I'm fine, I'm fine! 276 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:13,520 Woo! Erm... 277 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,600 Ah! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 278 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,120 Thank you for braving the cold and coming here tonight 279 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,600 to listen to a talk by yet another middle-aged cis white bloke. 280 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,560 And thank you also for understanding why I cannot do this 281 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,520 sitting in the confines of a stuffy lecture hall. 282 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,960 Disruptive exploration - it's not theoretical. 283 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,800 It is urgent. It is vital. 284 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,920 And speaking entirely from personal experience, 285 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,720 it has the capacity to be utterly transformational. 286 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:58,720 Back in the day, I was what your mother might call "a bit of a shit". 287 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,720 I was privileged enough to be born into a wealthy family, 288 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,400 top-notch education, job waiting for me at my father's firm. 289 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,280 I made a fortune, I lost a fortune, 290 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,640 I made a fortune. But then, one night, 291 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,560 after quaffing a £200 bottle of Chateau-whatever 292 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:22,840 in my Islington penthouse apartment, I fell asleep... 293 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,680 ..watching... 294 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,920 ..a Ralph Unwin documentary on the Arctic. 295 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,480 And I had a dream. 296 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,120 I was standing on a glacier in the Arctic. 297 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,920 And the seas were crashing around me. 298 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,080 And the sky was full of stars. 299 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,880 But the ice beneath my feet was melting. 300 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,800 Now... 301 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,000 ..if you ask a Greenlandic angakkuq, 302 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,560 they will tell you I had a shamanic dream - 303 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,920 a personal prophecy of huge symbolic power. 304 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,880 Now, whether you believe in that kind of thing or not, 305 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,040 all I can tell you is that the very next day, 306 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,080 on the morning of June 3, 2005, 307 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:27,000 I left my lucrative job in the family business, 308 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,680 I booked a ticket north... 309 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:35,000 ..and I dedicated my life to combatting the polar ice melt. 310 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000 And I've never looked back. 311 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,280 And I choose never to look back... 312 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,360 ..because the only thing that matters now, 313 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,480 the only thing we must focus on... 314 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,560 ..is not the past... 315 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,640 ..it's the f- 316 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,920 - Fuck off, you liar! 317 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,200 You realised the error of your ways, did you? 318 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,840 But you didn't think to say sorry? 319 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,240 Got to the North Pole, 320 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,880 but couldn't get your fucking arse up to Derbyshire?! 321 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,760 Oh, my God, she's crazy. 322 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,200 Don't listen to her! She's doolally. 323 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,720 She's not a well woman! 324 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,840 Alice? I'm worried about her... 325 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,720 She's always had problems. 326 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,120 I can't get through to her. She won't listen. 327 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,080 Are you okay? 328 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,520 She's volatile, unpredictable. 329 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,120 You know that, Alice, you know that I'm the only one 330 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,800 who speaks the truth. There's too many lies in this world, Alice. 331 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,280 You don't know what she might do. 332 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,640 She is completely doolally. 333 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,680 She's crazy. 334 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,000 It does, it does! 335 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,920 You know that. You know that I know that... 336 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,080 - Sorry. - Sorry. 337 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,040 - Yes, Madam? 338 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,240 - I've come to report a crime. 339 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,440 - This isn't my coat! - Sorry! 340 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,480 - I'm sorry, this is definitely a man's coat! 341 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,560 - Excuse me, did I hear you say you have the wrong coat? 342 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,160 Could we have got muddled up? 343 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,440 - That is mine! Thank you. 344 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,960 - And there's me trying to sneak out without anybody noticing. 345 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,360 I'm Rob, by the way. 346 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,560 - I... Yeah. 347 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,320 I'm Cheryl. Harker. 348 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,600 - Right, then. How do I get out of here? 349 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,520 Er... Ooh! Look. Exit! 350 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,760 - Aren't you supposed to be the guest of honour? 351 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,520 - Oh! I've done the important bit. 352 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,320 What did you think of the evening, if you don't mind my asking? 353 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,560 - Oh, I thought it was a very... important event. 354 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,520 - Yet you're leaving already? 355 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,720 - Only because I want to grab dinner before I go home. 356 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,360 - Yeah? Er... I mean... 357 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,720 I suppose I could. - Sorry? 358 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,600 - Oh, God. You didn't mean that. 359 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,520 What is wrong with me this evening? 360 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,760 It's my natural optimism, see? 361 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,320 I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. I just can't stand eating alone. 362 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:05,240 - Yeah, me neither. - Erm...without making assumptions of any kind, 363 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,960 your boyfriend-slash-girlfriend- slash-husband-slash-partner 364 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,720 probably wouldn't like you having dinner with a strange academic, 365 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,920 would he-slash-she? - I'm widowed. 366 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,360 - Ah. I see. 367 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,760 Is that why you're wearing black? 368 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,320 - What? No. - Do you sit at home with the clocks stopped 369 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,280 and the curtains drawn? - No! Not in the least. 370 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,480 - Good. 371 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:28,040 All right, then. Well, in that case, how do you feel about tabbouleh? 372 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,480 - Just so you know, we do encourage people to go online now, 373 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,840 or to phone 101 unless someone's in immediate danger. 374 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,400 - Oh. I'm so sorry. 375 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,560 - But I'm meant to be at my mother-in-law's hen party. 376 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,120 Yeah, you heard right. 377 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,920 You say what's happened and I'll ask you 378 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,880 if there's anything I need you to clarify. 379 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,400 - OK. 380 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,120 So... 381 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,120 ..basically... 382 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,200 ..my husband left me. 383 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,480 Very suddenly. 384 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,280 - Well, that's not the crime, is it? 385 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,160 - Sorry. Carry on. 386 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,720 When was this? 387 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,040 - 15 years ago. 388 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,480 He went out to get a Chinese takeaway 389 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,400 and he never came back. 390 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,800 We phoned all round, went out searching, 391 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,720 checked all the hospitals, waited. 392 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,600 But nothing. 393 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,320 - What was his name? - His name's Robbie Graham, but... 394 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,800 - And at the time of disappearance, 395 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,560 did you file a missing persons report? 396 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,680 - Uh, no. We, uh... Because... 397 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,280 - Did he have any mental health issues? 398 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,040 Was he depressed or on any medication? - No, no. 399 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,560 - And he didn't leave a note or any indication where he might be going? 400 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,640 - The last thing he said was, 401 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,880 "Have you got a tenner? I fancy a chow mein." 402 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,200 - Right. 403 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,240 OK, so... 404 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,000 ..we can make a report, 405 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,800 but I wouldn't hold out much hope if he's been missing for this long. 406 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,640 - No, no, sorry! That's not why I'm here. 407 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,880 I'm here because I've just seen him. 408 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,000 Today, in Oxford. 409 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,480 I also found this. 410 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,200 He's pretending to be some kind of posh science expert, but he's not. 411 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,080 He's calling himself "Dr Chance". 412 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,600 That's a lie! He's a property developer from Stoke! 413 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,720 - Miss Newman, is someone in immediate danger? 414 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,640 - Erm, no, it's not... - Is this man threatening to harm someone? 415 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,600 - No, not exactly, it's more like... - Well, you know, I'm really sorry, 416 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,720 but this isn't something that the police would... 417 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,640 - Could you just let me get to the point?! 418 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,360 Sorry. 419 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,480 I'm really sorry. It's just the point I'm making... 420 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,520 ..is that he did things. 421 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,120 When we were married, he got my dad and some of my dad's friends, 422 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,080 folks from round where we lived, 423 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,880 to invest in holiday homes in Florida. I invested too. 424 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,760 He said it was the "opportunity of a lifetime". 425 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,480 Yeah, that we'd be rich beyond our wildest dreams. 426 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,360 Right? So... 427 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:15,080 ..Dad went all in with his accident compensation, his pension. 428 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,400 Only then the scheme hit some problems, and... 429 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,120 ..we all had to give more money. 430 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,840 And more money. 431 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,640 And Dad started taking all these loans out, 432 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,720 and Robbie was reassuring everyone that they'd get it back and that 433 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,960 it would be in their account in the next few days. 434 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,120 And that was when... 435 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,920 - When he disappeared. 436 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,960 That must have been very difficult. 437 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,320 - I know this sounds... But when we got married... 438 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,240 ..he was sort of like... 439 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:03,560 ..not the answer to my prayers, but before we met, I was, like, 440 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,000 stuck at home, helping my Dad, cos... Well, that's another story, 441 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,240 but Robbie made this whole thing 442 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:14,320 about how he was gonna look after me. But it was all lies. 443 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,280 He was just racking up more debt. 444 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,600 And I'm still paying it off! 445 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,800 And not just me. 446 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,320 My mum and dad lost their house. 447 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,840 Then they split up. 448 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,520 We... 449 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,200 We all loved Robbie. 450 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,280 We trusted him. 451 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,040 He was part of our family. 452 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,360 How can you do that to people you love? 453 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,680 How much do you have to hate your wife 454 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,040 to leave her without even telling her? 455 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,480 My bloody tech guy said it was safe! 456 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,640 So I said, "Are you sure about the kilt, Ernie?" 457 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,280 He said, "It'll be fine!" 458 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,480 Um... Oh, excuse me. 459 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,720 Can we, er... - Yes? 460 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,280 - ..just get a bit of everything on the menu? 461 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200 Er...just...everything. Bring it all. 462 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,720 Thank you. 463 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:22,640 BOTH: - So... 464 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,840 - No, you go on. 465 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,040 - I was just going to say, 466 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,960 I am so sorry I haven't heard of your books. 467 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,240 - Don't be silly! - I used to love fiction, 468 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:39,440 but...well, these days I just read boring academic stuff. 469 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,320 What were you gonna say? 470 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,520 - Oh, that story about shamanic dreams. 471 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:47,520 Did that really happen? 472 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,920 Um... I am an unusual scientist, Miss Harker. 473 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,720 I believe there are things in this world 474 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,640 we won't ever be able to explain. 475 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,680 - Like? 476 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,960 - Like... 477 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,000 ..for example, there's all this neuroscience 478 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,840 about how music releases dopamine in your brain... 479 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,400 ..but what I experience 480 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,880 when I listen to a piece of music that's astonishing 481 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,360 goes beyond that. 482 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,440 Opera, cheesy pop, 483 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,000 satanic thrash metal. 484 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,120 For me, music is something... 485 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,640 ..spiritual. 486 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,120 - Towards the end of his illness, 487 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,920 my husband stopped recognising me. 488 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,240 He thought I was a nurse or his mother. 489 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,080 I'd say to him, "No, dear, I'm Cheryl. I'm your wife." 490 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,920 And he'd say, "No, no, my wife is Miriam." 491 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,760 That was his first wife. 492 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,600 - Ouch! - Then... 493 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,120 ..one morning I had the radio on in his room, 494 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,920 and I Want You by Marvin Gaye came on. 495 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,000 And suddenly he started singing along, 496 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,480 knew all the words. 497 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:21,200 And he looked at me and he said, "This was our song," 498 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,880 and I said, "Yes!" 499 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,080 And for about an hour, we talked. 500 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:35,360 A momentary reprieve before the dementia took him back. 501 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,040 And that night was the night. 502 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,600 Ah... 503 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,600 There's a place I want to show you, 504 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,960 after this. 505 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,600 Will you come? 506 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,480 - Right, then. Get this down you. 507 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,800 I know it took a lot of guts for you to come in and talk to me. 508 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,280 It's not easy. But I want you to know that you're not alone. 509 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,960 This sort of thing is very common, and we do take it seriously. 510 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:28,400 Having said that, unfortunately, a verbal report isn't sufficient. 511 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,440 We do need more tangible evidence. 512 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,320 - Oh, I see. You mean... 513 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,360 - A paper trail of documents, bank statements, 514 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,040 anything where we can prove he's indicated an intention 515 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,160 to do one thing with your money, 516 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,760 and further proof that he's done otherwise. 517 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,840 And, also useful, 518 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,360 some indication that this behaviour is part of a pattern. 519 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,920 Something he's done since. 520 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,160 Perhaps more usefully, something he's doing now. 521 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,320 - I don't know what he's done since. But this is what he's doing now! 522 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,880 - Lecturing? - Lying! 523 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,920 - Lying isn't a crime, unfortunately. 524 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,600 The other thing we need to think about is intent, 525 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,320 cos like you said... - Intent? 526 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:16,120 - ...we don't really know whether or not Dr Chance intended to steal, 527 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,960 or whether he was just a very bad businessman. 528 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,960 Which, again, isn't a crime. 529 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,360 A lot of successful folk have lost money 530 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,080 before they make their millions. 531 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,720 So, without evidence, I'm afraid 532 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,480 we can't take this case any further. 533 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,400 And, erm, we won't be able to recover your money, unfortunately. 534 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,240 But, good news is, 535 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:44,320 we've got a special website dedicated to this kind of thing. 536 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,520 So if you think of anything or you remember anything more, 537 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,240 you can go on here and make a report. 538 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,320 - A website? 539 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,000 - There's one of those online forms you can fill in. 540 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,600 I had a musical chum in college who let me in on this little secret. 541 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,240 Students have been practising here for generations 542 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:02,440 because of the special acoustic properties in the tunnel. 543 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,960 Before I kiss you, I have to warn you. 544 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,240 I don't do strings. 545 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,440 I travel light. 546 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,000 And I'm spending the next six months 547 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,880 on a remote polar research station with no Wi-Fi. 548 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,720 - I'm in love with a dead man. 549 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,120 Did you not get my message? 550 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,120 - Oh, Alice! 551 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,880 I've been so worried! 552 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,240 - Hello, Mother. 553 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,640 - What on earth were you doing, Alice?! - Of course there's something 554 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,880 they can do about it! - Going to the police! - Why the hell am I only 555 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,120 finding out about this now?! - They should be out there looking 556 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,280 for evidence! - It'll just look like sour grapes! - I thought it was a work thing! 557 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,040 - Sorry about all this, love. 558 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,280 It's just a shock, is all. 559 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,440 A disappointment. 560 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,280 - Alice spying on him like some lunatic! 561 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,040 - And you told me he was dead. 562 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,080 - No, I told you we never heard from him again 563 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,720 and he was most likely dead. 564 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:34,200 - If he's still alive, does that mean you're still married? 565 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,640 - No! Don't be silly. 566 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,120 - She filled in a load of papers 567 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,880 and got a divorce put through without him. 568 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,240 - When? - Ages ago. 569 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,560 Before I met you. 570 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,880 - To think, you could've been married to a doctor 571 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,720 instead of living in sin with a professional clown! - Thanks, Di. 572 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,760 - I don't even know why Dad told you. 573 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,920 - For once, he did right by me. 574 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,760 - Was Sir Ralph Unwin really there? 575 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,920 - Yeah, they're, like...mates. 576 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,720 - And you told me he was a wrong'un. 577 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,520 - Diane! Use your noggin. 578 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,360 Robbie didn't get O levels. He left school at 15. 579 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,480 How's he become an Oxford scientist?! 580 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,160 - Well, he could've gone to Oxford after he knew us. 581 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,040 You know, a mature student. 582 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,920 - Wikipedia says he graduated in 1988, so... 583 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,200 - He's got a Wikipedia?! - You can write your own Wikipedia. 584 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,960 - Can you? - No, I don't think you can. 585 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,600 - I don't think it's true. He's not suddenly a scientist! 586 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,680 - Oh, Alice, what's he gonna say 587 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,440 when he finds out that you've been to the police? How's he gonna feel? 588 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,680 - I don't care how he feels! 589 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,160 - And you wonder why he left you! 590 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,240 - She burned all the wedding photos, you know. 591 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,120 Mm, she was very bitter. 592 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,240 - Bitter? 593 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,800 I was bitter? 594 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,320 - Come on now, I...I...I don't think we should... 595 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,560 - I'm really tired. Sorry. 596 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,280 - Listen, whatever happened back then, 597 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,120 the important thing is there were rights and wrongs on both sides. 598 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,880 Your father in particular made some very poor decisions. 599 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,120 Robbie obviously turned his life around, and... 600 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,960 ..well... 601 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,080 ..I don't know why you can't too, for God's sake! 602 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,480 - If he's turned his life around, why is he still lying?! 603 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,240 - I can't go through this again. 604 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,920 It'll destroy me! 605 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,880 Come on, Charles, we should go. 606 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,560 - Will you not be needing a bed for the night, then, Di? 607 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,360 - No, Bill. 608 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,600 Charles has booked us into The Randolph. 609 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,480 - How did you feel when you saw him? 610 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,120 - Nothing. 611 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,120 What do you mean? 612 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,640 - I'm just trying to imagine it. 613 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,080 If you went missing and... 614 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,760 ..then I saw you again after all those years... 615 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,760 - I wouldn't do that to you. 616 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,760 - When Terry joined the Retirement Community Bridge Club... 617 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,880 ..he was the youngest member by 34 years. 618 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,840 Took my mother six days to agree to marry him. 619 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,480 Three weeks before her 89th birthday... 620 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,840 ..she gave him $2.2 million. 621 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:32,440 - Graduated from Barnard College, Oxford with a first in Classics. 622 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,360 Yea... Ahhh! 623 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,640 - Alice? - I'm off to work. I'll see you later. 624 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,760 Oh, hello. Can you put me through to the... 625 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,720 ..Saattut Climate Academy, please? 626 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,920 - Yes, the academy isn't based in Gideon College, 627 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,480 they just rent rooms for lectures. 628 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,680 - Time to take Poppy to tennis. 629 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,000 - You are through to the automated voicemail service for... 630 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,040 - Saattut Climate Academy. 631 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,800 - This mailbox is full. Please try again later. 632 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,040 - What?! 633 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,000 - Are you ready, then? 634 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,240 You're popping out to get me cash! - Right! Yes. Great! 635 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:54,000 - I devoured the entire series in practically one sitting, 636 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,320 and I thought the ending was fantastic. 637 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,840 Original, gripping, moving. 638 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:05,360 Honestly, I don't know what these idiots on the internet are on about. 639 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:09,520 - It's because there was such a long gap between books six and seven. 640 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,040 All this fan fiction started appearing 641 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,960 about how the Knight of Spires and Doonathra get together, 642 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,000 which was never the intention! 643 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,440 He was always this corrupt, evil, monster, 644 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,280 but this sub-section of my fandom 645 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,280 for some reason co-opted him as their hero. 646 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:28,280 - That's ridiculous. 647 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,760 - Doonathra killing him was supposed to be this huge victory. 648 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,280 Instead they've taken against her, and me. 649 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,000 - Well, I thought it was a victory. 650 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,720 And I think you're a fricking genius. 651 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,800 I am completely and totally in awe of you 652 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,400 and feel entirely unworthy to even be in your presence. 653 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,120 No, I'm serious! 654 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,800 Not only are you a superb novelist, 655 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,280 you are extraordinarily beautiful and wonderful company, 656 00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,440 so consider me your new number one fan - five stars! 657 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,040 - Fine, well, I will soak in your enthusiasm 658 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,480 for as long as I have the pleasure of your company. 659 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,040 When do you leave for the Arctic? 660 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,560 - Hmm? Oh, it's been pushed, 661 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,840 so you have the pleasure of my company for a few more days. 662 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,960 - Welcome to the Unwin Children of the World Foundation. 663 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,080 Please choose from the following options. 664 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:46,480 Press one for donations. Press two... 665 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,800 - You're not stalking again, are you? 666 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,480 - I'm not stalking, I'm investigating. 667 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,040 The police won't do it, so... - Hmm. 668 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,680 - What? - I'm saying nothing. 669 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,080 Except, if it was the other way round 670 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,720 and I was spending every night Google-stalking Debbie... 671 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,560 - Wouldn't take long. - What do you mean? 672 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,160 - I mean I Google-stalked all your ex-girlfriends extensively, 673 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,280 the moment I found out their names, 674 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,720 and there was not much to find, so... 675 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,400 Mmm. So I have a little proposal for you. 676 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,440 No, don't panic! It's not that serious. 677 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,840 I have a little chateau in the Dordogne. 678 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,800 Beautiful countryside. 679 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,920 Tennis courts, swimming pool, fantastic wine cellar. 680 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,480 I was wondering whether you fancied 681 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,960 accompanying me on une petite vacance. 682 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,760 - Thing is, I, uh... 683 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,080 ..I can't really leave Goblin. 684 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,240 - The dog? 685 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,680 Won't he be OK just for a few days? 686 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,960 - It's complicated. 687 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:06,120 I know that I'm a bit funny about him, it's just... 688 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:12,880 ..my stepdaughter Danni bought him for me after Lance died and, er... 689 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,640 ..he's just very special. 690 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,040 I'm sorry. 691 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:24,040 - No. Not at all. Not a problem. 692 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,560 - Dad, wake up! - Wha...? 693 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,840 Wh-what's going on? 694 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,040 - He's on a date with another woman. 695 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,120 - You...you...you can't just... - I can't just what?! 696 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,120 - Tell Benjy I've gone to the shop. 697 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,760 - Be careful! 698 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,280 ROB: Does Danni have a lot to do? 699 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,840 I'd love to meet her. 700 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,160 Maybe we could arrange a dinner or something. 701 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,640 You could bring Danni, I could invite my brother, 702 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,040 and then if that goes well, I could be terribly brave 703 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,200 and let you meet my mother. 704 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,240 - Look, listen, erm... 705 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,400 ..I've had such a good time getting to know you. 706 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,720 - You're so sweet. I feel exactly the same. 707 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:36,520 - However, I think this is all moving a bit fast. 708 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,520 I'm neglecting stuff I'm meant to be doing, and... 709 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,440 - I thought you had a whole new chapter of your life opening up. 710 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,600 - I, I, I...I do, and it's... 711 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,840 ..it's just... 712 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,680 ..I'm supposed to be meeting young carers for my scholarship. 713 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,520 - Well, that won't take long, will it? 714 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,640 - No, it's...it's just mind space. 715 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:07,600 I...I feel like maybe the sensible thing to do is call it a day. 716 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,760 I just need to focus on myself for a bit. 717 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:19,800 And as you said, you're a no-strings kind of guy, so... 718 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,880 - Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 719 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,400 - Good. All right, then. 720 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,000 Thank you. 721 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,800 - Can I still come to your Blackwell's book-signing thing? 722 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,240 Just as a fan? 723 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,800 - Do you mind if you don't? 724 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,560 - I think I left, erm... 725 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,800 ..my father's cufflinks at your house. 726 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,320 Would it be OK if... 727 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,320 ..you popped them in the post? 728 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,440 - No problem. 729 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,560 Can we get the cheque, please? 730 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,360 - Er, no! No. No, no, I'll get it. 731 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,600 Um, I insist. 732 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,080 - Thank you for being such a gentleman. 733 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,120 Come on, Goblin. 734 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,320 Come on, baby. 735 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,000 The new nanny hasn't turned up and someone needs to collect Poppy. 736 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,240 But you can take the Range Rover. 737 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,240 And if you could just get me a teeny bit of cash? 50 quid. 738 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,920 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! Love you forever. 739 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,240 - Did you decide yet? 740 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,600 About my cape? 741 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,320 - Oh. 742 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,360 Yeah, well, erm... 743 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,600 ..the team felt it was a bit... 744 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,200 ..a bit quirky for the brief. 745 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,920 - Quirky? - Yeah, you know, a bit...a bit zany. 746 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:25,920 A bit mad! 747 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,160 - "The Knight of Spires had to die 748 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,920 "so that Arathdoon might thrive, 749 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,080 "but what of Doonathra's own life? Who was she now? 750 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,920 "The champion of legend, the long-awaited queen, 751 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,480 "a little girl who set out on adventure 752 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,680 "with a heart full of hope. 753 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,520 "'There is nothing else left for me to do,' 754 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,880 "she told the gathering shadows. 755 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:51,080 "'There is one thing always,' the shadows replied. 756 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,960 "'Remember love.'" 757 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,400 - Right, then, uh, any questions? 758 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,960 - Why did you kill the Knight of Spires? 759 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,280 He was the best one! 760 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,840 - Sorry! 761 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,240 Fuck! 762 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:49,640 - Goblin? 763 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,000 Have you seen Goblin? 764 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,520 Goblin! Goblin? 765 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,040 Goblin? 766 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,160 Goblin? 767 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,480 - Has anyone seen a little black dog? 768 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,320 - Goblin? Goblin! 769 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,120 Goblin! 770 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,280 Goblin?! 771 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:38,000 - Oh, God! Goblin?! 772 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,880 What?