1 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:43,565 2 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:59,641 [Chattering] 3 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,801 - Oh, hello. - Hello. Are you, uh, Hannah? 4 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:29,716 - It's "Han-nah," actually. - Oh, right. 5 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,952 - And this is Claire. - Oh, I-I'm Annie. 6 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,188 Oh. Do come in, Annie. 7 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:39,181 - Thank you. - All right. 8 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:45,154 [Indistinct Chattering] 9 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,802 I was just giving Charlie his dinner. 10 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:52,805 Oh, sorry. This is Charlie. 11 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:56,543 And I'm Charlie's aunt, as in "Aren't I, Charlie?" You behave yourself. 12 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,280 - - Oh, bloody hell. She's on drugs. 13 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,883 - It's for me asthma. - Oh, right. 14 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,786 - Do you mind if I smoke? - No. 15 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:10,557 Oh, it's a bit kamikaze, isn't it? [Karate Yell] 16 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,992 - What course are you on? - Psychology. 17 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,929 Oh, bloody hell. I'd better get on the couch. 18 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,198 Psychoanalysis hardly comes into it at all. 19 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,301 Psychology is actually the scientific study of human behavior. 20 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,803 Oh, well, that's all right then, 'cause I'm a dirty rat. 21 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:26,472 You could study her. 22 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:28,975 - So you both do English then? - [Claire] Yeah. 23 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,477 - "To be or not to be?" - "That is the question." 24 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:34,214 - A very good one. - I know what you mean, yeah. 25 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,749 This is my favorite band�The Cure. 26 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,985 - Oh, it's hers as well. - Really? 27 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,487 - No. - So, uh... 28 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:44,824 - what do you think of the old place? - Nice, yeah. 29 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:48,528 Thirty pound a week inclusive, but I'm a bit worried 'cause... 30 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,231 what does "must have G.S.O.H." mean? 31 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,633 'Cause I don't know if I've got one, you see. 32 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:57,626 Oh, right. Uh, that just means a good sense of housekeeping, doesn't it? 33 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:03,465 Oh, right. Well, I have to do a lot of dusting 'cause of me allergies and that, so� 34 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:06,512 - It means good sense of humor. - [Coughing] 35 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:09,515 An analogy to dust. Now, what could that be? 36 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,485 - God's dandruff, maybe? - Is that eczema? 37 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,388 No, it's dermatitis. 38 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:19,381 Well, it's better than "determinitis," which is what I've got. Let's face it! 39 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:29,369 - Did you walk? - No, I got a taxi. 40 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:33,362 Hello. 41 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:39,368 - Hello. - All right. 42 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,584 - Come on in, Annie. Make yourself at home. - [Hannah] Bitch! 43 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:48,021 - Pervert! - She's been to see her mum. 44 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:52,014 Oh, right. 45 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:58,798 Never, never! She's a fucking bitch! 46 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,791 I'm never fucking going there again! That's it! 47 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:32,865 [Laughing] 48 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,601 - Oh, hiya. - Hello. 49 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,904 - [Laughing] - You look so smart. 50 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,573 - Speak for yourself. - Oh, yeah. 51 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:42,608 No, you do. Let me take this. 52 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,977 No, it's all right. It's really heavy. 53 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:47,914 - This is for you. It's, uh, nothing. - You shouldn't have bothered. 54 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,982 - Come on. Let me take it. - All right then. 55 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:52,919 - Did you get a cup of tea? - Yeah, and a sarnie. 56 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,987 It's only one and a half hours'journey. 57 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,490 Uh, it's not much. It's, uh, for your flat. 58 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:01,027 - Oh, you didn't need to. - Oh, it's only a last-minute thing from Doncaster. 59 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,731 - The car's not very far, so� - Oh. Is it on a meter? 60 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,724 - No, it's in the car park. - Oh. 61 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,805 Oh, it feels strange, this. 62 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:16,798 - Yeah, it does, doesn't it? - Mm. No, no, I mean London. 63 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,846 Oh, I see. Has it changed much? 64 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:23,649 I don't know. It has and it hasn't. 65 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:26,753 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, I think so. 66 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:30,746 It all looks the same, but... it feels different. 67 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,528 - [Horn Honks] - Stupid tosser. 68 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,697 - I'll tell you what is strange though. - What? 69 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,633 - Seeing you driving. - Well, it's the company car. 70 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:43,636 Oh, look at you! I've got to drive me own jalopy. 71 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:46,539 You'll get one when you're promoted, won't you? 72 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,976 I hope not to be there much longer. 73 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,969 Have you read this� Wuthering Heights by Emily Bront�? 74 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:57,517 - Yeah, it's great, and her house is near my house. - Is it? 75 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,152 - Yeah. I've been there. - Have you? 76 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,088 - Yeah. Yorkshire. - Oh, right. 77 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,557 [Clears Throat] 78 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:07,160 - I've got a question. - Come on then. 79 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,030 Ms. Bront�, Ms. Bront�... 80 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:14,867 who will I have sex with next? 81 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,670 [Blowing Air] 82 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,472 It's a bit like the I Ching, isn't it? 83 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,574 Except you don't have to scratch it. 84 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,843 "Himself befo�" 85 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:27,180 - "Erecting himself before." - Yes! 86 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,450 - Yes! Well, you'll be all right then, won't you? - It's your turn. 87 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,151 - Let her have a go. - No. 88 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:35,588 - Go on. - Come on. Ask Emily your question. 89 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,590 Okay. Will I find a fellow soon? 90 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,625 No, you've got to say "Ms. Bront�" twice. 91 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,762 Oh, sorry. [Clears Throat] Miss Bront� 92 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,832 - Ms. Bront�. Ms. Bront�. - Oh, okay. [Clears Throat] 93 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,802 Uh, Ms. Bront�, Ms. Bront�, will l� 94 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,795 um, will I find a fellow soon? 95 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,710 [Blowing Air] 96 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:01,703 Wait for it. "Must come." Well! 97 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,641 - [Claire Squeals] - At least he'll know what to do with his index finger. 98 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,224 So, um, do you need, like, special soap for your, uh� 99 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,893 - Yeah, sometimes, yeah. - Is it catching? 100 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:17,864 - No. - You do look like you've done the tango with a cheese grater. 101 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,066 If you don't mind my saying so. 102 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:23,503 103 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,839 Excuse me. 104 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,243 [Sobbing] 105 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,512 - [Knocking] - Yeah? 106 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,547 - [Hannah] Are you all right? - Yeah. 107 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,883 - I was only pissin'about. - I know, I know. 108 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:40,520 - Well, you gotta laugh, though, ain't ya? - Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Really. 109 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,256 - I'll see you in a bit then. - Yeah. 110 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:47,249 [Sobbing Continues] 111 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,054 What lovely houses. 112 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,024 Yeah, it's a nice, quiet street, isn't it? 113 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:22,017 Yeah. 114 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,556 [Sighs] Here we are. I'm right at the top. 115 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:32,894 - Oh, a real garden. - Yeah, that's the people downstairs. 116 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:39,111 Oh, I'm puffed out. I'm really unfit. 117 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:42,081 Here we are. Home, sweet home. 118 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,917 Welcome to my humble abode and other domestic clich�s. 119 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,587 Oh, it's lovely. It's so bright and cheery. 120 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,256 I like the yellow. It's still my favorite color, you know. 121 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,992 - Yeah, I painted it when I moved in. - Primrose. 122 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,262 Looks like piss. I've gone off it now. 123 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,198 Right. Let's put the kettle on. 124 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:03,191 Oh, what a gorgeous view! Real surprise, huh? 125 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,839 Good morrow, Mr. Magpie. 126 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:09,041 Sorry. I'm so superstitious. 127 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,744 - You're allowed to be. - That's daft, I know. 128 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:15,214 - Oh, a fax machine. - Yeah, I need it for work, really. 129 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:19,207 - Oh, you've got everything. - Well, I wouldn't say that. 130 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,924 Now, what would you like? 131 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:28,060 I've got ordinary tea, herbal teas... 132 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,429 or there's a filter coffee. 133 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,732 I'd like a coffee. Do you mind? 134 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,634 No, not at all. I'm having one. 135 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,370 Oh, what a great settee. Is this from Habitat? 136 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,239 No, that's one of my sister's castoffs, actually. 137 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,341 - It's a sofa bed. - Oh, is it? 138 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:45,778 Why don't you sit down? Let me take this. I'll open it later. 139 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:49,248 - Is this where I'm sleeping? - No, I'm sleeping there. 140 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:53,185 You're sleeping in my boudoir. Follow me. 141 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,254 Oh, you've got a skylight. 142 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,890 Yeah. Bit noisy when it rains. 143 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,326 Good for the stars at night. Romantic. 144 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,396 Now, I've put clean sheets on the bed, and there's a fresh towel. 145 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:07,366 - Why can't I sleep in there? - Well, because that mattress is even lower than this one. 146 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,969 And I remember what you're like with your allergies... 147 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,204 so I thought you'd be better off in here. 148 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:14,974 But as long as I'm not on the floor, I don't mind. 149 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,277 Well, whatever. Anyway, there's the bathroom, if you want to have a crap. 150 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:22,270 I'm gonna make the coffee. 151 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:25,851 I don't know why we don'tjust get a coffin and put everything in that. 152 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,288 - I can't hear you. - I said I don't know why we don't just get a coffin... 153 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,390 - and put everything in that. - 154 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,026 Oh, hurry up. I'm cold. 155 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,696 All right. I'm going as fast as I can. 156 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,365 Who the fuck do you think I am? Speedy Gonzalez? 157 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,801 My arms are wrecked. 158 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:45,794 - - Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Yours. Mine, mine. 159 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,975 - Do you want this? - No, I don't. 160 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,411 I thought you might, 'cause I fucking well don't. 161 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:55,948 Introducing Semiotics. Mine. Mine. 162 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:59,941 Oh, look. Wuthering Heights. Why don't you ask Ms. Bront�... 163 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,155 to inform you what the rest of your entire life will consist of? 164 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,257 - Don't want to. - Go on. I insist. 165 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,859 - No! - Oh, you don't want to? 166 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,763 Well, that's interesting, 'cause neither do I! 167 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,998 What will we do with these? There's only five. 168 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,867 We'll chop that one in half. 169 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,770 Tell you what. You take three, and I'll take two. 170 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,272 I know. You have three, and I'll have two... 171 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,441 and you can give this one to your mum. 172 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,543 But what about your mum? 173 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:28,536 My mum would probably smash it in a drunken stupor, wouldn't she? 174 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,885 Oh, this is great, Hannah. You're so lucky. 175 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,788 - I'm thinking of moving, actually. - But why? It's perfect. 176 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,857 - I want to buy somewhere. - Really? 177 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,425 - Yeah. - Why? 178 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,128 I just think it's a waste of money forkin' out for rent... 179 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,563 when it's cheaper paying off a mortgage. 180 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:48,300 - But it's such a big jump. - Well, it's not very secure being a tenant though, is it? 181 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,303 Oh, you're so brave. I couldn't buy on me own. 182 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:54,373 - I couldn't buy with anyone else. - I want to get somewhere with somebody. 183 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:58,366 - Really? Who? - No, no. I mean�Well, you know, my luck might change. 184 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,148 I might meet somebody. I've got some money saved up. 185 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:05,117 I should spend it if I was you. I'm not very good at saving. 186 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,353 - Oh, you still use them. - What? 187 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,589 - The cups. - Oh, yeah. I've had these for years. 188 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:13,192 Oh, I don't. I've got cacti in mine, in my bedroom. 189 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,128 - Do you remember when we bought them? - No. 190 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,497 You know, at the market. You had cystitis. 191 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:22,368 Oh, that's right! You ended up with two, and I've got two. 192 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,537 No, you've got two, and I've got three. 193 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:28,530 Well, that's not very fair, is it? 194 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,381 - [Spraying] - Still ventilating? 195 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,083 Yeah. [Clears Throat] 196 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,820 You drinking milk these days or� 197 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,888 Uh, no, thanks. 198 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,491 Okay. Help yourself to sugar. 199 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,484 Oh, thanks. 200 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:54,022 [Stirring] 201 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,404 Oh, go on then. I'm on my holidays. Might as well. 202 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:02,007 Live dangerously. Skin's looking good anyway. 203 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:06,000 Oh, yeah, it's cleared up. Finally. 204 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,651 I'm afraid I still smoke. Do you mind? 205 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:16,255 Oh, uh, haven't got an ashtray. 206 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,458 - Oh, it doesn't matter. - Wait a minute. Let's think. 207 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:23,451 Oh, I know. Could use this. 208 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,299 - [Clears Throat] - There you go. 209 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:31,292 Same old contradiction. 210 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:36,275 - How's work? - Oh, it's been a nightmare today. 211 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,144 - Oh? - Yeah, well, basically... 212 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,447 I've inherited this problem from my predecessor. 213 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,450 He was my ex-boss. I warned him before he left. 214 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,052 Of course he wasn't having any of it. 215 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,956 So he's gone on to greener pastures, and I've been left holding the baby. 216 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,893 What's the problem then? 217 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,929 Well, see, he ordered this whole spring range from a firm... 218 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,198 and they didn't deliver by the deadline. 219 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:03,102 So I threatened not to pay them, and now they're giving me all this hassle and shit. 220 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:06,438 - Is it envelopes? - Oh, no. It's a whole range of stationery. 221 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:10,342 Problems, eh? I've got them, too, 'cause I want to change me job. 222 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:14,046 - Do you? - Yeah, well, you see, I went into personnel management... 223 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,482 'cause it's all about dealing with people... 224 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,517 but I've ended up with this job, like� 225 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,320 I spend 90% of my time shifting paper around a desk. 226 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,088 Yeah. Yeah. 227 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,457 - Anyway, it's not the same since Patsy left. - Who's that? 228 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:25,591 - Anyway, it's not the same since Patsy left. - Who's that? 229 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,027 Oh, she was one of the senior secretaries. 230 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,130 She was a real laugh. She retired last year. 231 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,300 Would you excuse me a moment? Sorry. 232 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:38,293 I just remembered something. 233 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,473 - Oh, look at you in your specs. - [Scoffs] 234 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,043 Yeah, I only use them for reading and writing. 235 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:48,036 - You look so mature. - Well, not too mature, I hope. 236 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:53,352 - I haven't opened your present, have I? - No. 237 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:57,345 Nice paper. 238 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,167 [Clears Throat] Oh! 239 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:12,037 [Laughs] That's useful, actually. 240 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,606 It's great. Thanks a lot. 241 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,676 - It goes with the room. - It's really lovely, actually. 242 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:21,669 - I must buy you some flowers for it. - Thanks. 243 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,754 - - Well, we don't have to tell her, do we? 244 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:32,691 No. No. Mum's the word. 245 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,793 Only upset her anyway. 246 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,364 Yeah. Right. Deal, yeah. 247 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:42,357 - To be honest, I've had enough of her. - Know what you mean, yeah. 248 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,661 If we start looking for a flat now, we should be able to get hold of one of the third years. 249 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,309 - What you reckon? - Well, I'm not quite sure what I'm doing next year. 250 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,445 - What do you mean? - [Sultry Voice] I might want to be alone. 251 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,547 You want to live on your own? 252 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,583 Well, change is as good as a rest... 253 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,685 and other duck-billed platitudes. 254 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,720 Well, that's great for me. 255 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,657 Well, I'm sorry if my life isn't very convenient for you. 256 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:09,161 - What's Annie doing next year? - I don't know. 257 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:13,154 'Cause if we start looking now, we should be able to find a place for the two of us, yeah? 258 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,335 - I don't know if I can afford it. - Smaller than this. 259 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,537 No, but I want to go home for the summer. 260 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,340 - Anyway, I don't want to think about it. - Hannah's not interested. 261 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,342 - She wants to live by herself. - Really? 262 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,344 Yeah. 263 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,613 - Oh. I see. - 264 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:31,606 I can't believe it. �260,000. 265 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,487 Do people actually pay that sort of money for a two-bedroom flat? 266 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,157 - Apparently so. - It's a joke. 267 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,459 Well, I certainly couldn't afford it. 268 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:44,163 And even if I could, I wouldn't want it. I'm just being nosy, really. 269 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,633 Seeing how the other halflives. I thought it might be fun for you as well. 270 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:51,070 Better than traipsing around Buckingham Palace or the Tower of London. 271 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,372 You can always go to the pictures, can't you? 272 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,874 Oh, yeah. It will be a giggle. 273 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,777 We'll have to look as though we can spend that sort of money. 274 00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,447 Oh, no, I couldn't. I'll look like the poor relation. 275 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,450 Oh, you'll be all right. You could be my financial adviser. 276 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,618 But what if I say the wrong thing? 277 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,088 I'll end up having to buy it. Let's face it. 278 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,823 [Laughs] 279 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,526 I hope you like this restaurant I've booked for tomorrow night. 280 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:17,329 It's a bit unusual. You do still eat Chinese, don't you? 281 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:20,833 Oh, I'll eat anything, me. Except mushrooms and peanuts. 282 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,536 Oh, that's a shame. I just made mushroom and peanut pie. Joke. 283 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,839 [Laughs] 284 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,907 Still read a lot? 285 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:32,511 Uh, yeah, quite a lot. Especially when I'm traveling. 286 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,547 I don't. Not half as much as I used to. 287 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,150 Oh, where'd you get this from? 288 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,519 - It's so dinky. - You can have that if you like. 289 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,688 - Oh, no. I couldn't. - Oh, go on. 290 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,390 It's only a free sample. I get lots of them. 291 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,826 This is a good one. Looks like paper... 292 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,929 feels like leather, and it's made of plastic. 293 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,433 Put all your secrets in there. Have the bigger version as well. 294 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,836 - Oh, no. This is too much. - Don't be silly. What about a folder? 295 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,706 There you go. 296 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,941 Thank you. [Chuckles] 297 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,644 We're in Yates' Wine Lodge in Wakefield... 298 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,779 and he was already half-pissed, you see... 299 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:10,883 'cause he had actually been in there, you know, since work with his friends. 300 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,876 Anyway, I stupidly chose this moment to tell him I didn't want to go out with him anymore. 301 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,723 - Do you know what he said? - No. 302 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,292 He said that I've got the hump with him, right? 303 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:24,285 Because once he had actually said to me that he didn't ever want to get married. 304 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,232 - Does that make sense to you? - No. 305 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,568 Here I am trying to end it with this guy... 306 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,171 and he's telling me that I want to marry him. 307 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,239 And I really didn't. I didn't. 308 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,308 He sounds like a dickhead to me. 309 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,912 - Well, he is a dickhead. - How long were you with him? 310 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,848 - Ayear and a half. - Oh, I don't know how you put up with it. 311 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,584 Well, I didn't, 'cause I left him, didn't I? 312 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,587 Well, he wouldn't have lasted a weekend with me. That's my problem. 313 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,822 None of'em do. I just can't hack it. 314 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:53,859 Serves me right for getting involved with a bloody drunk. 315 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,852 Yeah, I know what you mean. I've just been involved with one of them. 316 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:02,590 Oh? Oh, I don't know. 317 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,304 Where are you supposed to meet a man, you know, at 30? 318 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,439 Did you leave your Zimmer frame on the train? 319 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:11,210 [Laughs] Thank you very much. It was lovely. 320 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,203 - Do you want some more? - Oh, no, no. I couldn't. 321 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,620 So how is Thelma these days? 322 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:25,357 - Oh, she's still the model of maternity, my mother. - Oh? 323 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,260 Swigging two bottles of gin a day and puking up my Sunday lunches. 324 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,264 - Oh, dear. - She's a right old strop at the moment, actually. 325 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,999 Why is that then? 326 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,668 Stupidly, I told her that you were coming down for the weekend. 327 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,770 She's been insisting that I bring you around. 328 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,973 Well, let's go around. I'd be quite happy to. 329 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:44,966 No, thank you. I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy, let alone my oldest friend. 330 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:50,037 Wouldn't mind a weekend off, anyway. She sends her love. 331 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,918 Oh, that's nice. Will you send her mine? 332 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,987 Mm. 333 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,290 So how's Kathy these days? She still making her own bread? 334 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,059 - Oh, yeah, yeah. She's great, yeah. - Fantastic, that bread. 335 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:04,563 - She fancies somebody at work. - Does she? 336 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,765 A newcomer. But he doesn't work in the Housing Department. 337 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,269 - Mm. - It's really funny seeing her dress up to go in every day. 338 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,838 But, you know, I really wish that she'd meet somebody... 339 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,507 'cause she's been on her own for such a long time. 340 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,577 Last time my mother had a lover, I had to call the police. 341 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,980 - Did you? - Derek. Tried to break in at 3:00 in the morning. 342 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,049 Didn't last very long. 343 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:28,042 No, it's strange. 'Cause if she does start going out with this fellow... 344 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:31,390 I'm worried, uh, I'll be really jealous, you know? 345 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:35,383 Do you mean jealous of the bloke or jealous of your mother because she's got a boyfriend? 346 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,298 Oh, no, no, neither. No, it's� Well, it's hard to explain. 347 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,400 It's, um� 348 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,393 Well, I'm scared I might lose a part of her. 349 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,873 Oh, I know it sounds silly, but� 350 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,475 You're more like sisters, you two, aren't you? 351 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,912 I suppose so. That's the main reason why I've got to leave home again... 352 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,481 because I just depend too much on me mum. 353 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,451 My mum depends too much on me. 354 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:03,444 I need me independence. 'Cause I've never really had it. Not like you, you know. 355 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:07,025 You've got your independence with all this, and I really admire that. 356 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:11,018 I never had a choice. I've had independence rammed down my throat since I can remember. 357 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,323 I wouldn't exactly call having to look after your alcoholic mother independent. 358 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:19,104 Know what I mean? Come on. Let's get pissed. 359 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:23,097 [Chuckles] Why not? 360 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:27,979 - All right? - Yeah, great, yeah. It's real comfy bed, this. 361 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,649 - I know. - Are you all right on the sofa? 362 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,518 Yeah. I always sleep in there if I'm ill. Watch the telly. 363 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,787 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. 364 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:39,658 - Thanks for the dinner tonight. - That's all right. Not much of a chef, as you know. 365 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,761 Just a shame there isn't time for me to cook you a meal. 366 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:46,754 Well, maybe next time. Whatever. I used to like your cooking, actually. 367 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:50,736 Oh. Do you a pasta for old times' sake. 368 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,104 Living in the "pasta." 369 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,040 - Bonsoir. Sweet dreams. - Good night. 370 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,376 Just give us a shout if you want anything. 371 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,369 Mm-hmm. 372 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:15,182 373 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,499 Hannah Mills performs open-can surgery on a tin of tomatoes. 374 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,567 - [Laughing] - What? 375 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,870 - What are you wearing? - What does it look like? 376 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,140 You look like Snoopy dressed as the Red Baron. 377 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,143 Well, I can't help it if they make me cry. 378 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,146 - Here. Do you want a snorkel? - Don't! 379 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,815 Oh, I'm joking, all right? 380 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,418 - I'll do it. - No, it's all right. 381 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,654 No, I'll chop the onion, and you open the tin. 382 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:44,723 - Right? - All right. 383 00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:46,792 Don't make me cry. Look. 384 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:50,028 It's all right for you. You don't suffer from allergies like I do. 385 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:54,021 I can't cry. I haven't cried since I was nine years old, actually. 386 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,601 - Is that true? - Yeah. 387 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,471 Oh, well, I've been crying ever since I can remember. 388 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,474 Well, since I were eight. I don't remember anything before that. 389 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:06,467 - Really? Why is that? - I don't know. It's just like one big blank. 390 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:10,048 - My mum and dad split up when I was eight. - Really? 391 00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:12,451 - Yeah. - So did mine. 392 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,444 - What, when you were eight? - Yeah, my dad walked out on us when I were eight years old. 393 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:20,748 - [Sniffles] - My dad ran off with another woman. 394 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,753 - So did mine. Coincidence, eh? - Synchronicity. 395 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:30,502 Yeah, but what is synchronicity, and what's, you know, like, coincidence? 396 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:34,473 Jung says that synchronicity is when two different things happen at the same time. 397 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:38,466 One's being a normal state, and the other is a psychic one. Do you know what I mean, like? 398 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,013 - Kitchen synchronicity. - All right. 399 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:45,150 - Hello. - Good evening. 400 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,787 - What's for tea? - Spaghetti with tuna. 401 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,723 - I hate tuna! - Well, you don't have to eat it, do ya? 402 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:54,292 - I told you I don't like the smell of fish! - Sorry. 403 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:57,195 Don't have a go at her. She can cook what she likes. 404 00:24:57,195 --> 00:25:00,298 It's all right for her. Her room isn't next to the kitchen, is it? 405 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,534 - Do you want to fight? - Oh, don't be childish. 406 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,636 - Kojak! - Shut up! [Slams Door] 407 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,671 Swivel! 408 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,773 Bloody cheek. 409 00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:11,142 I feel really bad now. 410 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:15,135 Well, don't. We like tuna. Right? 411 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:33,064 [Man Lecturing, Indistinct] 412 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:36,635 Freud enlarged his first theory of dreams... 413 00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:40,628 to cover the recurrent nightmares of shell-shocked soldiers in the First World War. 414 00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:45,966 What we would refer to today as post-traumatic stress disorder. 415 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:57,055 Here the dreams show the compulsion to repeat... 416 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,991 and, by doing so, to try to master actively... 417 00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:03,161 what was done to the person as a passive agent of trauma. 418 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:07,154 [Lecture Continues, Indistinct] 419 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:21,079 I didn't get any video of this. 420 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,316 If I give you a fiver, will you give her and me one pound? 421 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,686 - Is this it? - [All Chattering] 422 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:30,055 - [Indistinct] - No, it's all right. 423 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:34,048 Careful with them. They're-They're deleted. Uh, my finger. 424 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,919 [Chattering Continues] 425 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,067 Ricky, it's everything, right? Come on. 426 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,135 Watch me records, won't ya? 427 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,938 Ricky, the bathroom is there on the left. 428 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,041 Narrow, these stairs, aren't they? 429 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:53,144 - We seem to manage. - For you, you mean? 430 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:56,615 [Chattering Continues] 431 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,783 432 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:02,220 - Right. Tea. - Uh, do you know, um� 433 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,856 So, what do you think then? Cozy, isn't it? 434 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:08,059 - Uh, don't, uh� don't like the brown. - What brown? 435 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:11,229 Uh, the walls are brown. The wallpaper, uh� 436 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:13,898 Not brown. It's maroon. We're marooned. 437 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:17,891 No, it's, uh, brown. The carpet's brown and the lino. 438 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,296 Maybe if you painted it all, uh, white... 439 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,644 it might help raise your spirits. 440 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,980 - Think so, Ricky? - Think you'll be all right sleeping on that thing? 441 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:32,350 Uh, might be a bit small, but� 442 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:36,054 - It's all relative, isn't it? - You can put the cushions on the floor and sleep here. 443 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:39,357 - Yeah. - Uh, like wooden, uh, ribs sticking. 444 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,459 There's one sticking right up us now. 445 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:44,796 - [Laughing] - Well, don't brag about it! We all want to sit there. 446 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,332 Oh, uh, me bum wouldn't be here when I was sleepin'. 447 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,268 [As Marlon Brando] Instead of a bum, which is what I am. 448 00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:53,338 Well, it'll have to do until you find somewhere else. 449 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,206 - Yeah. - Uh, uh� 450 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:57,075 What, a bastard, eh� your landlord? 451 00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:01,068 Oh, yeah. I was gonna smack him one, but, uh� 452 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:07,241 No, see, everybody's got, like, different traits. 453 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,389 - That's right, yeah. - You've got your cardinal traits. 454 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,359 - Central and secondary. - I'm having one explanation. I don't need two. 455 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,362 - I'm not stupid. Thank you very much. - No, there's, like, three... 456 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,398 - different groups of� - Traits. 457 00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:24,391 - Yeah. - Yeah. 458 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:27,872 Uh, what do you think your, uh, card� 459 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:31,865 My cardinal trait is, what do you think about Margaret Thatcher? 460 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,813 Do you think she will be assassinated? 461 00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:37,949 Or do you think she will carry on ad nauseam into the next century? 462 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,451 - How do you both feel about that? - I don't know. 463 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:42,387 That's right. You don't know, and you don't care! 464 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,322 Let's face it. 465 00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:48,315 See, uh, Abraham Lincoln's cardinal trait was, uh, honesty. 466 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,862 Yeah. Look what happened to him. 467 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,855 Why don't you, uh, want to talk about your cardinal� 468 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:59,404 "My Cardinal Trait" by Hannah Mills. 469 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:03,397 My cardinal trait is... generosity. 470 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:06,878 - Oh? - That's true, Hannah. She's a very kind person. 471 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:10,215 Oh, my friend concurs, which is very big of her, I must say. 472 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:13,084 That's like your main, uh, driving� 473 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:17,077 That's right. And do you happen to have a cardinal trait, by any chance? 474 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:21,915 Uh, well, see, Annie, I think your cardinal� 475 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,096 Never mind her. I'm talking to you, monsieur. 476 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:28,466 Hmm, uh� Hmm, uh� 477 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:32,137 Uh, honesty. I tell it like it� 478 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:35,874 Ah, that's a porky pie, isn't it, Mr. Ricky, Richard� 479 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,343 - What's your surname? - Burton. Richard Burton. Didn't I tell you? 480 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:40,512 - No. - Yeah, it's� 481 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:43,148 - You'rejoking, ain't you? - No, really. 482 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,216 I don't, uh, look like him or anything. 483 00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:47,285 You can say that again. 484 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,321 - No, me mum used to fancy him when� - He was lovely. 485 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:54,314 Well, let's just hope you don't end up like him then. 486 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:58,519 So, um, what do you think your cardinal trait is then, Annie? 487 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:03,590 Well, uh, I don't know. L- I don't know� 488 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:07,906 See, uh, I think you should, uh, look up more. 489 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:11,109 See, you always, like, seem stressed and that. 490 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:15,102 Your behavior might be like a cause of your, uh, scabby skin and that. 491 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,383 Excuse me! Do you think your ample form... 492 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:21,352 has anything to do with the fact that you stuff your face... 493 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,021 or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe? 494 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:24,055 Or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe? 495 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:28,048 I don't� I don't, uh� It's like your dream, isn't it? 496 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:31,930 - What dream? - Oh, she has this dream... 497 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,098 about this big, dark fella in her bedroom. 498 00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:36,000 - Yeah, I know. - Dark figure. 499 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,969 With a stick. 500 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:40,038 We had to describe our dreams in a seminar last term. 501 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,273 Oh, how very honest of you. 502 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,976 - No, it's interesting� - Anyway, I don't want to talk about this. 503 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,045 If you want to go and see a therapist� 504 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:50,849 Excuse me! She just said she didn't want to talk about it, so shut up! 505 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,418 - You're very aggressive. - So? 506 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:57,121 - That might come from insecurity. - Well, we're all insecure. 507 00:30:57,121 --> 00:31:01,114 - No, but, like, we're all, uh� - What, swimming? 508 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:05,285 No, like, uh, we're all the center of our own, like, attention. 509 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:09,300 That's better than being in a detention center, which is where I could have ended up. 510 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,669 No, but, like, you know, it's like coming forward. 511 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:14,572 - Well, it's better than being backward. - Maybe if you'd try and listen. 512 00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:18,209 I've been listening to your half-baked psychobabble all fucking evening! 513 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:22,202 And I resent being analyzed by two polytechnic, second-year psychology students! 514 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:27,608 Thank you! 515 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:34,615 She's, uh, not very happy. 516 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:40,921 Uh, she's got, like, a type "A" personality... 517 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:44,602 like she might have a heart attack or something. 518 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:47,005 Uh, you fancy, uh� 519 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,474 No. No, I don't. Sorry. 520 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,509 All right. I think I'll, uh� 521 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:55,502 - You'll have to knock, but not too loud, okay? - All right. 522 00:31:57,181 --> 00:32:00,318 Uh, I'll have chips and curry sauce. 523 00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:03,988 But could you put a lot of curry sauce, 'cause last time you didn't... 524 00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:07,981 put enough on. 525 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,462 [Hannah] Sometimes I get the devil in me. 526 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,666 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 527 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,502 I've never seen you like that before. 528 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:21,339 - I'm sorry. - I was scared. 529 00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:25,332 - Ricky's so tactless. - You can say that again. 530 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:29,469 You know, it's a real private thing to me, that dream. 531 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,386 I know what it means. 532 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:37,555 Do you? 533 00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:40,658 I think so. 534 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:44,651 [Sobbing] I wish I did. 535 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:51,425 I just don't like being psychoanalyzed. That's all. 536 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:55,562 Yeah. Typical psychology students, eh? 537 00:32:56,541 --> 00:33:00,534 - I quite like him, actually. He's sussed, isn't he? - Yeah, he's all right. 538 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:03,314 - He fancies you. - What? 539 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:06,050 - Yes, he does. - Don't be so daft. 540 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:10,043 [As Robert De Niro] You talkin' to me? 541 00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:15,015 [Sighs] 542 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:21,555 [Snoring] 543 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,673 Oy, fatso. 544 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:32,666 - Sorry. - [Snoring Continues] 545 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,055 - - [Chattering, Laughing] 546 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:46,457 Good, they, as dancers. 547 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:49,093 - What about you? - Yeah, let's see you. 548 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,429 - Come on. Up. - No, I can't. 549 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:55,422 Oh, go on. I wanna see you dancing. 550 00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:00,093 - No, I don't� - 551 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:04,331 - I'm fucking pissed! - [Chattering Continues] 552 00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:08,346 553 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:11,716 - That's it, yeah! He's moving now. - Yeah. 554 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,218 Better watch out. 555 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:18,189 [Laughs] Yeah, not as good as you are. 556 00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:21,492 - He's very noble. Isn't he? - Yeah, fine. 557 00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:24,362 [Chattering Continues] 558 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:28,232 [Laughing Continues] 559 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,601 You're doing very well, ain't you? 560 00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:32,870 [Laughing] 561 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,373 Whoo! 562 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:39,366 [Chattering Continues] 563 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:43,548 - I'm going to bed now. - Well, already? 564 00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:46,517 Yeah. Good night. 565 00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:50,188 [Indistinct] 566 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:52,857 [Laughs] 567 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:55,093 Okay. [Clears Throat] 568 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:59,086 Ms. Bront�, Ms. Bront�, will I have a fuck soon? 569 00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:02,200 Well, uh, uh� 570 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,636 Go on. Close your eyes. 571 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:09,629 [Clears Throat] 572 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:13,911 Uh, uh, it says "death." 573 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:17,782 - Oh, great. Bloody great. - That's, uh, symbolic. 574 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,775 It symbolizes the bloody death of my sex life. Right, you have a go. 575 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:27,514 - Uh, Miss Bront� - Ms. Bront�. Ms. Bront�. 576 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,818 Ms. You know, like multiple sclerosis or something. 577 00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:37,401 Uh, Ms. Bront�, uh... 578 00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:40,471 will l� 579 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:43,474 Will you what? 580 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,676 Uh� 581 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:49,614 Uh, uh, uh, get a fuck? 582 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:52,316 Oh, right. Same question. 583 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:55,253 Okay. [Clears Throat] 584 00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:58,289 Let's see. 585 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:02,282 Oh, Ricky, it's a blank page. 586 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,597 - Uh, uh, uh� - Sorry. 587 00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:10,468 Uh, there's nothing in the rules or� 588 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:13,371 Oh, fuck, it obviously doesn't work when you're pissed. 589 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:16,307 Your, um, receptor sites must be all clogged. 590 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:20,300 Oh! Oh! Oh, Ricky, I feel so dizzy. 591 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:23,848 I, uh� 592 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,585 Oh, I'm gonna have to go to bed. 593 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:31,455 Uh, I, uh, uh, like you. 594 00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:34,625 Oh, well, I like you too, you know. 595 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,595 We're mates, you and I. You know, aren't we? 596 00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:40,798 Uh, no� Um, uh� 597 00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:44,791 Uh, I fan� I fancy you. 598 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:49,807 - Uh� - I lo� I love you. 599 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,800 - Uh, like, uh� - Oh, fuck, Ricky. 600 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:57,815 - Uh� - I don't, uh� 601 00:36:57,815 --> 00:37:00,952 I'm sorry. L� 602 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:04,945 I think you're lovely. You're really smashing, but, uh� 603 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:10,784 - Uh, uh� - Well, you see, I've got this problem. 604 00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:15,233 Uh, well, it's simple, really. 605 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,769 It's just that, uh, uh� 606 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:21,239 [Stammers] 607 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,774 - I'm in love. - Uh� 608 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:26,877 With someone else. 609 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:30,448 Uh, I fancy some curry and chips from downstairs. 610 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:33,017 They won't be open downstairs. 611 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:37,010 I'll, uh, uh, get you some sweet and sour chicken balls. 612 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,725 But it's 25 to 7:00 on a Sunday morning. 613 00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:44,718 Ricky! 614 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:51,535 Are you sure you don't fancy him? 615 00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:53,738 No, I don't. 616 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:56,874 - But you like him a lot? - Yeah. He's lovely. 617 00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:58,943 Why don't you fancy him? 618 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,046 Well, you know, he's a bit plump, isn't he? 619 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:05,283 - Ah, so it's the way he looks then? - What do you think? 620 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:09,276 - I think that's a bit rich coming from you. - What do you mean? 621 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:13,880 Well, you're always going on about how men don't find you attractive 'cause of your� 622 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:17,962 - Well, I'm not attractive, am I? - I think you're attractive. 623 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,955 - You're not a fellow. - True. 624 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:25,636 [Sighs] I think I'll go back to bed. 625 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:29,040 He's gonna be tired when he gets back, isn't he? 626 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,108 I hope he's all right. 627 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,844 Oh, yeah. Probably just jumped off Waterloo Bridge. 628 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:36,914 - Do you mind? - All right! Only jokin'. 629 00:38:36,914 --> 00:38:40,907 I'm sure he's hunky-dory. 630 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:49,849 [Quiet Chattering] 631 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:56,856 - Hiya. - Hi. 632 00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:03,474 - Thanks. - Ta. 633 00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:05,543 I feel so guilty. 634 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,512 Well, we can't hang on to his stuff forever, can we? 635 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,781 Won't be the first time it's happened to him. 636 00:39:10,781 --> 00:39:13,784 - The tutors don't give a fuck, you know. - Probably gone to his nan's. 637 00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:16,887 - Shall I try and get his address off the registrar at college? - Yeah. 638 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:20,825 - Then we can write him a letter, see if he's okay. - Good thinking, Watson. 639 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:24,829 It's elementary. 640 00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:27,365 He said first left, didn't he? 641 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:31,358 - Oh, it's this one. - Oh, yeah. 642 00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:36,040 Don't forget. If he's not there, we'll just say we're passing through. 643 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,033 - Oh, yeah. We don't want to frighten his nan, do we? - That's right. 644 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:46,717 - Is it this one? - That's, uh, number five. 645 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,710 Uh� Oh, no, it's this one. 646 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:58,451 There's no bell. Well, come over here. Don't leave it all to me. 647 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:03,857 [Knocking] 648 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:11,709 - Yes? - Hello. 649 00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:15,212 Hello. Uh, does Ricky live here? 650 00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:17,448 Uh-huh. Why? 651 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:21,185 - We're friends of his. - Yeah, we're just passing through. 652 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:23,888 - Oh. - [Hannah] Is he in? 653 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,956 He's not in any trouble, is he? 654 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:29,126 - No! - No, nothing like that. We're at college with him. 655 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,695 Oh? From London? 656 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,431 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 657 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,933 Oh. He's gone out. 658 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:39,926 - Ah. - Do you know when he's gettin' back? 659 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:43,741 No. Not really. 660 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,843 - [Annie] How is he? - He's fine. 661 00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:49,146 Do you know where he is at all? 662 00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:52,516 He might be along the front, like. 663 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:55,453 - Shall we go and look for him? - Yeah. 664 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,955 Could you tell him that Annie and Hannah called, please? 665 00:40:57,955 --> 00:41:00,024 - Right. - Okay. Thanks a lot then. 666 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,926 - Yeah, thanks. - Bye. 667 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:05,919 Bye. 668 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:30,143 [Sighs] 669 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:38,685 [Man On Intercom] Oh, hello. Didn't recognize you with clothes on. 670 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,799 Excuse me! Is that Mr. Evans? 671 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:45,069 - Eh? - Uh, we were supposed to be here at 2:00. 672 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:47,671 - Oh, it's Claudine, isn't it? - Claudine? 673 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,907 - Has Andy put you up to this? - Who? 674 00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:52,843 I've heard all about you. Who's your lovely friend? 675 00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:56,013 Oh, right. I think we're talking at cross purposes, actually. 676 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:59,116 We were supposed to be here at 2:00 to view the flat, yeah? 677 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:02,853 - And Jerry Wall said he'd spoken to you. - No, no. That's bollocks. 678 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:06,023 - Well, didn't he phone you, then? - No, he told me tomorrow. 679 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:09,226 - Oh, great. Bloody waste of time, this. - No, he definitely said today. 680 00:42:09,226 --> 00:42:12,062 - Uh� - Oh, look. Just forget it. 681 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:14,932 No, no. Tell you what, darling. Come up. 682 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:18,536 All right, darling. Where shall we come? 683 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,838 Eighth floor, turn right. Okay? 684 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:24,831 - What do you think? - Well, yeah. 685 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:31,215 - Is this the way? - No, the lift's over here. 686 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:35,119 Like a bloody hotel, isn't it? 687 00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:38,155 - Come on. It's great. - I can't! 688 00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:40,558 - You won't fall out. - It doesn't make any difference. 689 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,693 - Don't know what you're missing. - I don't care. 690 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:45,763 See, the reason it slopes is so that when the chickens lay the eggs... 691 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:48,632 the eggs can roll down to the bottom. 692 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:51,702 - It's a giant omelet factory, isn't it? - Oh, thank God for that. 693 00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:54,104 - Are you all right? - Now I am, yeah. 694 00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:58,097 - It's this way, isn't it? - No, I think it's to the right. 695 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:08,752 - Hello? - [Man] Yeah. 696 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:11,889 All right. Come in, girls. 697 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:15,593 - If this is inconvenient� - No, no. I was just brushing my teeth. 698 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,062 Come in. Come in. 699 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,264 - Go on. Straight up. - Hello. 700 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,933 - Hello. - [Door Closes] 701 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,769 - You've got an upstairs. - Yeah, it's a split-level. 702 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:28,005 Six-hundred square feet each floor. 703 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:31,275 So this must be the original artwork Jerry was telling me about. 704 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,111 - Lady Godiva. - No, that's my ex-girlfriend. 705 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:38,104 - Well, at least you have to look up to her. - Hang on a sec. 706 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:44,121 - Fancy a cup of tea? - [Hannah] Uh, no, thanks. 707 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,190 We can't stay very long, actually. 708 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:48,359 - No, that's right. - How about beer? 709 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,128 - No, thank you. - Glass of wine? 710 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:54,031 - No, thanks. - I'll open a bottle. Come on. 711 00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:57,067 Uh, is that a microwave? 712 00:43:57,067 --> 00:44:01,060 Microwave, oven, hob. 713 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:04,675 So you are off the breast then? 714 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:07,645 - Feel free to look around. - Oh, my God. Look at this. 715 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:11,148 - Oh, a hammock. - Yeah, yeah. Fancy a swing? 716 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:13,217 No. I'll be sick. 717 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:16,353 I suppose on a clear day you can see the class struggle from here. 718 00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:19,723 - Yeah, on a clear day, you can see forever, love. - It's like a porthole. 719 00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:22,059 - Yeah. It's the ship effect. - Oh. 720 00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:24,128 - Smoke? - Oh, no, thanks. 721 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:27,431 - Sit down. - What is through the round window? 722 00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:31,168 A blinding view. That's, uh, Tower Bridge. 723 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:33,837 Just left of the crane is, uh, Big Ben. 724 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:37,830 And over there, the City. 725 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:41,812 - So what's your name? - Rumpelstiltskin. 726 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:44,882 - I like your telescope. - Oh, thank you very much. 727 00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:47,685 - Good for bird-watching. - Is it safe to go out here? 728 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,678 Course it is. 729 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,893 - You going to buy it, then? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 730 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:58,362 - With him thrown in? - Yeah, thrown in the Thames. 731 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:58,495 - With him thrown in? - Yeah, thrown in the Thames. 732 00:44:58,495 --> 00:45:02,488 Oh, no. 733 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,470 - Do you want the lav, love? - No. I'm fine. 734 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:10,463 - She's got a touch of the Hitchcocks. - You what? 735 00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:12,209 - Is that your boat? - No. 736 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,812 - What are the neighbors like? - Don't know. 737 00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:18,805 - Oh, that's cozy then, isn't it? - Come and look at this. 738 00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:21,051 Canary Wharf. 739 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:24,788 It's a shame they couldn't afford an architect, really, isn't it? 740 00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:27,357 - How long have you lived here? - Four years. 741 00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:31,361 - Oh, really? And why are you gettin' out? - Fancy doin' a bit of travelin'. 742 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:34,498 - What, with the gypsies? - No. Get a motorbike. 743 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:37,101 Do Africa. Balloon across the Andes, up the Amazon. 744 00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:40,304 What do you do? 745 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:43,407 - What, a crane driver? - No, futures. 746 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:46,744 - Oh. - What you doin' later on? 747 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:50,737 Nothing that involves you. That's for sure. 748 00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:54,752 - Who's the little girl? - That's my daughter, Tuesday. 749 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:58,555 She was born on a bloody Saturday, but her mother's bonkers. 750 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:01,825 - She's really cute. - I never see her. So what do you two do? 751 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:05,395 Oh, uh, I'm a pathologist, and she's a plastic surgeon, actually. 752 00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:09,388 Oh, that's handy. [Sniffs] 753 00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:12,336 [Coughs] Fancy a whiff of spliff? 754 00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:14,438 - No, thanks. - We don't indulge. 755 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,474 - So do you get a lot of dry rot up here? - No. 756 00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:20,277 - What about rising damp? - What, a hundred feet up? 757 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:23,480 - Could be high-rising damp. - No, it's double-glazed. 758 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,017 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 759 00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:30,220 - Sure? - No. 760 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,556 - Positive. - Have many people viewed it yet? 761 00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:36,549 Well, Jerry's got the keys. He was supposed to take a couple of people around last week. 762 00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:40,063 So are you sticking at your asking price? 763 00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:44,056 This is my point, see. I reckon that we could have a little coup on the go. 764 00:46:45,202 --> 00:46:48,572 - What do you mean? - Well, ax the parasite. 765 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:51,809 - Who, Jerry? - Yeah. He don't have to know about it. 766 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:55,379 I'll bring down the asking price. Bosh. Yours. Sorted. 767 00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:59,349 - Sounds brilliant. - How much will you come down by? 768 00:46:59,349 --> 00:47:03,342 - What're you in the market for? - You've got a couple of bedrooms here, haven't you? 769 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,889 - Yeah. - Where do you keep them, then? 770 00:47:05,889 --> 00:47:07,958 Downstairs. Do you want to see 'em? 771 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:11,951 - Can't wait. - Come on down. 772 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:19,336 - Fancy a cognac? - No, thank you. 773 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:23,329 - No, she's driving. Aren't you? - That's right. 774 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:30,102 This is the master. 775 00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:36,286 [Clears Throat] I see you've been looking through your family album. 776 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:39,857 Mm. Yeah. Yeah. 777 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:43,850 That's my sister, that, God bless her. 778 00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:52,391 [Puffing] 779 00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:55,539 En suite bathroom. 780 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:59,532 Power shower. Lot of storage space in here, obviously. 781 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:02,946 - Yeah, okay. Thanks very much. - Yeah. 782 00:48:02,946 --> 00:48:06,149 - We've got to go now. We've got another appointment. - Yeah, we have. 783 00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:09,019 - So are you two looking for a place together, then? - No, no. 784 00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:12,155 - No, I'm the one who's buying. - Oh, right. Thought you was geezer birds. 785 00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,424 - Oh, you wish! - No, we're not. 786 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:16,693 - Don't mind or anything. - Oh, thanks very much. 787 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,930 You know, love the life you live and live the life you love. 788 00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:22,532 - This is my study. - Okay, see you then. Thanks very much. 789 00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:25,102 - You haven't seen the other rooms yet. - No, it's okay. 790 00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,971 One, two. Bath as well. 791 00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:31,041 Never use 'em. This is the second bedroom. 792 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,110 Yeah, all right. Thanks a lot. Bye. 793 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:36,146 - Where are you going? We haven't started yet. - No, it's okay. 794 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:38,348 - Hang on. - Sorry. Bye. 795 00:48:38,348 --> 00:48:40,450 Come on. Let's get out of here. 796 00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:43,453 - What a bloody nightmare. - I wanted to use the loo as well. 797 00:48:43,453 --> 00:48:45,622 - [Both Laughing] - What a tosser! 798 00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:48,725 - That flat's gross. - Don't be rude about my future home. 799 00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:51,595 Beg your pardon. 800 00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,231 - Fancy a glass of champagne? - No, thanks. 801 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:56,099 - [Door Slams] - Fuck! 802 00:48:56,099 --> 00:49:00,092 [Both Laughing] 803 00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:04,308 [Laughing Continues] 804 00:49:04,308 --> 00:49:06,343 Come on. Press the button. 805 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:08,445 Listen. Why don't we go downstairs? 806 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,748 I'll show you around the pool. We'll come back up, and we drink this, yeah? 807 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:14,117 - No, thank you. - You got a problem or something? 808 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:17,154 - What the fuckin' hell is the matter with you? - Bye! 809 00:49:17,154 --> 00:49:19,656 You got a problem? You got a fucking problem? 810 00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:21,758 Slags! 811 00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:25,751 [Both Laughing] 812 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:32,491 [Laughing Continues] 813 00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:36,340 I just don't believe that. 814 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,375 What an idiot! 815 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:41,645 He was coked out of his head, though, wasn't he? 816 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,381 - Was he? - Yeah, of course he was. 817 00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:46,750 - How can you tell? - Oh, bloody hell! 818 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:50,087 You Wakefield girls! You're half asleep, ain't ya? 819 00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:52,522 [Laughing] I'm so naive. 820 00:49:52,522 --> 00:49:54,624 When are you moving back to London? 821 00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:57,094 Oh, well, I don't know. 822 00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:59,229 Oh, dear. 823 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:02,399 Now, ahem, this next flat we're gonna look at... 824 00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:05,535 we're actually meeting the estate agent, Lance. 825 00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:08,705 No, he sounds like a gentleman. I've spoken to him on the phone. 826 00:50:08,705 --> 00:50:11,241 Oh. Sir Lancelot. [Laughs] 827 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:15,234 Gonna be a bit late, actually. 828 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:28,425 - Oh, it's quite nice, isn't it? - Yeah. 829 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:31,395 I love these old London houses with the steps. 830 00:50:31,395 --> 00:50:35,065 - Oh, no. Another camera. - [Both Laughing] 831 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:38,402 You can be Claudine this time, though. 832 00:50:38,402 --> 00:50:42,072 - [Door Lock Buzzes] - Oh, Lance is in a hurry. 833 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:45,442 Oh, nice hall. 834 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,611 Hello. Miss Mills? 835 00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:51,048 - Ms. Mills, actually. - I do beg your pardon, Ms. Mills. 836 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:54,418 - Are you Lance, by any chance? - No, I'm not Lance. 837 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:57,287 - Oh. - Lance is ill. I'm covering for him. 838 00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:59,156 - Adrian Spinks. - Thank you very much. 839 00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:02,426 - After you. - Thanks. 840 00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:05,095 - So what's wrong with Lance, then? - Lance? 841 00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:08,698 - He went out for a vindaloo last night. - Oh, spare us the details. 842 00:51:08,698 --> 00:51:12,569 - It's a very nice white room, isn't it? - Yeah. 843 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,639 - Why have you got the shutters closed? - I've just got here. 844 00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:19,632 - You're my first lot. - Not 'cause you're trying to block out the tower block? 845 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:26,316 Light up your life. 846 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:28,752 It's not very scenic, is it? 847 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,388 Nice big windows. 848 00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:35,325 Yeah, but what can you see through 'em? 849 00:51:35,325 --> 00:51:37,360 So what's in there? 850 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,353 Take a peek. It's the en suite. 851 00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:44,201 It's not a very large bath, is it? 852 00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:46,770 - You can get two in there. - Yeah, two bars of soap. 853 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,240 You, uh, looking for a place together? 854 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:54,233 - No. - Hm. Thought you might be. 855 00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:58,415 There's a lot of cracks in these walls, isn't there? 856 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:00,851 - It's purely cosmetic. - What, you painted them on? 857 00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:03,253 - No, it's the weight of the plaster. - So? 858 00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:06,690 - It shrinks, it cracks. - Oh, yeah, I can see that. 859 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:08,925 It's just not very good, is it? 860 00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:12,429 I agree. Get what you pay for. 861 00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:16,422 Oh, I see you haven't got your selling heart where your selling mouth is. 862 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,503 Honesty is my policy. 863 00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:23,496 So what's in here then? Oh, I see. Right. 864 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:27,933 So it's a sort of kitchen, breakfast, wining, dining, living, dying sort of room. 865 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:30,947 Fridge-freezer, washer-dryer, dishwasher. 866 00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:33,183 Save your hands for a rainy day. 867 00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:35,552 - I don't use my hands on a rainy day. - Excuse me. 868 00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:38,588 Did you, um� Did you say your name was Adrian? 869 00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:40,857 Mm-hmm. Adrian Spinks. 870 00:52:40,857 --> 00:52:43,660 I thought so. 871 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:46,863 - That's an original Victorian fireplace. - [Laughing] 872 00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:50,534 No, it is. Come and have a look. 873 00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:54,471 You can have an artificial gas coal fire plumbed in. 874 00:52:54,471 --> 00:52:57,174 Or you can burn your own logs. The choice is yours. 875 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,276 I don't believe it. [Laughing] 876 00:52:59,276 --> 00:53:03,269 - Honest. - Oh, my God. 877 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:08,674 [Laughing] 878 00:53:09,786 --> 00:53:13,779 879 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:18,284 880 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:24,301 881 00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:27,604 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 882 00:53:27,604 --> 00:53:30,307 Are you just a girl who can't say n� 883 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:32,442 No! 884 00:53:32,442 --> 00:53:34,511 Thought so. 885 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:38,481 886 00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:41,484 This is a party, you know. I don't think much of your dress sense. 887 00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:44,254 I thought it was meant to be a funeral. You're wearing black. 888 00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:46,323 Well, I've got "funereal" disease. 889 00:53:46,323 --> 00:53:48,658 Will I catch it if I have sex with you? 890 00:53:48,658 --> 00:53:51,595 Well, you won't be, so you won't know, will ya? 891 00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:54,631 No biting! Ow! [Laughing] 892 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:57,500 Oh, right. That does it. 893 00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:01,493 - [Growls] - No! 894 00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:06,865 Excuse me. I'm a lady. 895 00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:16,820 - Well, come on then. - I'm in the passenger seat. You're driving. 896 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,888 Ain't got a gear stick, have I? 897 00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:22,058 [Margaret Thatcher Voice] This lady's not for turning! 898 00:54:22,058 --> 00:54:25,295 - Fancy breakfast? - They also serve, sit and wait. 899 00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:29,032 - Sausage and egg? - Sausage and two eggs would be better. 900 00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:33,025 - It's gettin' cold. Eat up. - Do you wanna fight? 901 00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:37,073 - Pacifist. - I want the toilet. 902 00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:40,543 - [Scoffs] - And when I get back, young man... 903 00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:42,979 we'll have more eat and less talk. 904 00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:46,516 Well, hurry up! 905 00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:49,552 [Sighs] 906 00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:52,889 [Claire, Indistinct] 907 00:54:52,889 --> 00:54:55,792 It's just I can't. 908 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:59,785 No, really, I can't. Mum, I've got to get it done. 909 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,469 - [Door Opens] - Oh, hiya. 910 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,872 Workin' on a Saturday? Bit keen. 911 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:12,865 I'm makin' some notes for an essay. I've got as far as the emotional responses to fear. 912 00:55:13,376 --> 00:55:17,113 - What's it about? Ghosts? - No, it's about the erection of, uh� 913 00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:21,106 - Ooh, talkin' dirty to me. - No, the erection of body hair and things like that. 914 00:55:21,384 --> 00:55:24,321 Are you lookin' for a new erection in life? 915 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:28,325 Would you like some chocolate? 916 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,493 Very kind of you. Thank you. 917 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:32,929 Help yourself. 918 00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:36,922 - Nice boxer shorts. - My ex-girlfriend got them for me. 919 00:55:37,133 --> 00:55:40,437 Excuse me. Are you having a tutorial? 920 00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:42,505 She was just askin' about my ex-girlfriend. 921 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,708 - I weren't! - You're tryin' to do some work? 922 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,143 Yes, actually, I am. 923 00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:50,080 Right. Come on, Casanova. This isn't a bordello, you know. 924 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:54,073 Can't just walk into every boudoir and choose a different bint. 925 00:55:57,854 --> 00:56:00,590 Got to go and feed the world. 926 00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:02,692 - Oy! - Try telegrams! 927 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:06,685 What's your problem? 928 00:56:07,831 --> 00:56:10,567 [Dialing Telephone] 929 00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:13,870 North London Poly, yeah? 930 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:16,740 Yeah. Were you there? 931 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:20,733 - Yeah. We both were. - You were a BABS, weren't you? 932 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:25,382 - Were you BABS? - No, she did English. 933 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,450 - What did you do? - Psychology. 934 00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:30,620 - I got a 2.2. - Oh, bully for you. 935 00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,188 Spent too much time in the pub. 936 00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:35,959 I got a 2.2 and didn't spend too much time in the pub. 937 00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:38,061 I got a First and I smoked a lot of dope. 938 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:42,054 - I had a brilliant time. - Oh. Nice for you. 939 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:47,559 Population of China. Good luck trying to get through, 'cause it's usually engaged. 940 00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:51,641 - Do me a flavor. Give me my bus fare. - Yeah. You must be joking! 941 00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:53,743 - See you then. - Lend us 40 pence? 942 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:55,612 - No! - What for? 943 00:56:55,612 --> 00:56:57,714 - To get home, else I'll have to walk. - Yeah. 944 00:56:57,714 --> 00:56:59,616 No, she will not lend you 40 pence. 945 00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:01,751 - Why not? - Because we're not a bank! That's why! 946 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,621 - Sorry. - Have you been listening to me? 947 00:57:04,621 --> 00:57:06,456 - Ha ha! - What? 948 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,057 - Lend us 40 pence? - What for? 949 00:57:08,057 --> 00:57:11,861 - Brain surgery! - I'm skint. 950 00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:14,631 Give us a kiss then. 951 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:18,624 Hey, Annie. Don't you reckon she should pay me for use of me fetid stump? 952 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:22,639 - Fuck off! - Oh! She likes it rough, she does. 953 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:26,632 - Out! - 'Cause when I fuck a woman, she stays fucked. 954 00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,882 [Door Closes] 955 00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:34,684 [Door Closes] 956 00:57:34,684 --> 00:57:36,820 So why do you think he hasn't phoned then? 957 00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:39,656 I don't know. Maybe he's lost the number. 958 00:57:39,656 --> 00:57:42,225 - Are you bothered? - No. 959 00:57:42,225 --> 00:57:44,494 - Are you? - No. 960 00:57:44,494 --> 00:57:46,529 - What's he like? - What do you mean? 961 00:57:46,529 --> 00:57:50,522 - You know, in the sack. - He's like a sack of potatoes in the sack. 962 00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:52,936 I hate those things. They give me the creeps. 963 00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:56,105 That looks like my mum. 964 00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:59,542 Hey, Hannah, Hey, the Flowerpot Men. 965 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:03,279 Lavinia. 966 00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:07,217 That's really nice. It really suits you, you know. Very Paddington Bear. 967 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:10,053 - [Jeers] - Hey, Hannah, look at this. Great. I like the color. 968 00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:12,121 Yeah. It's okay. 969 00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:14,958 - Think it goes with me hair? - Makes you look like a carrot, doesn't it? 970 00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:16,926 - What do you reckon? - Nice, yeah. 971 00:58:16,926 --> 00:58:18,294 [Together] Twins! 972 00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:20,196 - 50p. Great. - Think we should get them, then? 973 00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:22,799 - Definitely. Yeah. - All right. Excuse me! 974 00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:26,792 - Where's the geezer? - Don't know. 975 00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:31,741 "And then she sat on my face, Constable." 976 00:58:31,741 --> 00:58:33,877 - [Groans] - Good morning. 977 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:37,870 Would you like some breakfast, a little fuck on toast, maybe? 978 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,951 A woman's place is on my face. 979 00:58:41,951 --> 00:58:45,944 Useless. 980 00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:57,267 [Sighs] 981 00:58:57,267 --> 00:59:00,904 I've got this, uh, recurring fantasy about� 982 00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:04,908 [Breathes Deeply] 983 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:08,278 [Blows] Um, well... 984 00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:12,271 in this fantasy, uh... 985 00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:15,285 I'm having sex� 986 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:19,088 Well, actually, I'm being forced to have sex... 987 00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:23,092 with somebody. 988 00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:25,161 And the thing is that... 989 00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:27,330 there's a lot of men, you know... 990 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:31,323 [Breathes Deeply] 991 00:59:32,001 --> 00:59:35,605 Watching us. 992 00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:38,141 Oh? 993 00:59:38,141 --> 00:59:42,134 Don't get me wrong. It's only a fantasy. It's not reality. 994 00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:47,372 It's a myth that a lot of men believe, but it can lead to rape� 995 00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:53,045 you know, the idea that a woman means "yeah"... 996 00:59:53,389 --> 00:59:57,026 when, like, um... 997 00:59:57,026 --> 01:00:01,019 she means "no." 998 01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:05,835 I could bring me mates after five-a-side to watch if you want. 999 01:00:05,835 --> 01:00:09,828 [Sighs] 1000 01:00:13,776 --> 01:00:15,845 So what's through the square window then? 1001 01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:19,115 - It's a divided garden. - Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. 1002 01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:21,184 The furthest bit belongs to this flat. 1003 01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:23,252 Well, it's a bit barren, isn't it? 1004 01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:27,245 - You can spice it up with your green fingers. - [Chuckles] 1005 01:00:29,425 --> 01:00:33,418 You don't recognize us at all, do you? 1006 01:00:34,063 --> 01:00:38,056 You're vaguely familiar. 1007 01:00:39,268 --> 01:00:41,070 I recognize you. 1008 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:44,707 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1009 01:00:44,707 --> 01:00:47,410 - What about her? - What's your name? 1010 01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:51,247 Annie. 1011 01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:53,316 No. Sorry. 1012 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,885 Right. Where's the second bedroom? 1013 01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:57,887 Now there's an offer I can't refuse. 1014 01:00:57,887 --> 01:01:01,880 - You just lost your commission. - Ouch. 1015 01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:13,236 Ow! Bloody well bit the wrong place. 1016 01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:15,905 Bite's worse than me bark. 1017 01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:19,275 Oh. She loves me. 1018 01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:22,278 Thank you. 1019 01:01:22,278 --> 01:01:26,215 - What's that? - I'm being the right angle in a triangle. 1020 01:01:26,215 --> 01:01:29,719 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. Have a nice time. 1021 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:32,755 Are you sure you don't want me to come with you? 1022 01:01:32,755 --> 01:01:36,748 No, it's all right. It's cool. 1023 01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,929 Hannah, I wanted strawberryade! 1024 01:01:39,929 --> 01:01:43,922 You're lucky she got you anything at all. 1025 01:02:14,964 --> 01:02:17,033 So� [Clears Throat] 1026 01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:20,903 Why did you split up with your ex-girlfriend then? 1027 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:22,972 'Cause she wanted to whisk me up the aisle. 1028 01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:25,041 - Really? - Yeah. 1029 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:29,034 Got sick of her crying all the time. 1030 01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:33,939 Was it 'cause of her or 'cause you don't like commitment? 1031 01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:39,789 It's a load of bollocks, all that shit. 1032 01:02:39,789 --> 01:02:43,782 - What? - Commitment. 1033 01:02:46,028 --> 01:02:50,021 Vagina� nice place. Wouldn't wanna live there. 1034 01:02:55,238 --> 01:02:59,231 [Sighs] 1035 01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:09,051 So how long have you been an estate agent? 1036 01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:11,320 Oh, five, six years. 1037 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,389 I see you've got a wedding ring. 1038 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:15,858 - Yeah, I'm married. - How nice. 1039 01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:19,851 - How long? - Second anniversary coming up. 1040 01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:23,132 - Got any kiddies? - I certainly have. 1041 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:27,125 - How many, 2.2? - Just the one, as of yet. 1042 01:03:28,571 --> 01:03:31,073 - Laura Jane. - Oh, yes. 1043 01:03:31,073 --> 01:03:34,143 She's as ugly as you, isn't she? 1044 01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:36,279 Yeah, it's her birthday tomorrow. 1045 01:03:36,279 --> 01:03:39,148 [Inhales Sharply] I gotta pick up the cake. 1046 01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:42,285 - How old is she? - One. Little jelly tot. 1047 01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:45,421 She'll be playing for England by the time I finish with her. 1048 01:03:45,421 --> 01:03:49,414 Oh, I forgot. You like football. 1049 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:53,162 - It's a lot of crap, really, isn't it? - Not my cup of tea neither. 1050 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:55,898 - You know what to do with this. - Keep it for your collection. 1051 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:58,134 - No, thank you. - Nice to see you again then. 1052 01:03:58,134 --> 01:04:01,070 Yeah. Bye! You all right? 1053 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,340 Fine, yeah. 1054 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:08,333 1055 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:17,453 That time in the bedsit was the worst for me�just after you came down to stay. 1056 01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:19,889 - I was right on the edge. - Yeah. 1057 01:04:19,889 --> 01:04:23,882 I actually said to myself, "You've either got to change or you're gonna go under. " 1058 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,630 If I hadn't got that job in the hardware shop, I'd be in a loony bin by now. 1059 01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:29,899 - No, you wouldn't. - Yes, I would. 1060 01:04:29,899 --> 01:04:33,202 He just let me be myself. 1061 01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:36,305 It's funny, but all these memories keep flooding back. 1062 01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:38,241 See, I hate looking back. 1063 01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:41,344 Yeah, but don't forget, I don't remember my childhood, you know... 1064 01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,679 and that's why remembering is so important to me. 1065 01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:47,672 Mm. Who wants a crap memory though? 1066 01:04:50,319 --> 01:04:52,388 You haven't really changed. 1067 01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:56,381 - Do you want some more rice? - No, thanks. 1068 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,365 - I've always envied you, you know. - Aw, don't be so daft. 1069 01:05:02,365 --> 01:05:03,933 - I have! - Why? 1070 01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:07,926 I don't know. I admire your innocence. 1071 01:05:08,671 --> 01:05:10,439 What do you mean? 1072 01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:14,432 You're a very sort of trusting person. 1073 01:05:15,111 --> 01:05:17,213 I trust people too easily. 1074 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:19,348 That's why I get walked over. 1075 01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:22,184 See, I envy your ability to stand on your own two feet. 1076 01:05:22,184 --> 01:05:24,253 Yeah, but that's just self-protection, isn't it? 1077 01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,956 - And the way you deal with men. - That's all I ever do is deal with them. 1078 01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:29,425 I mean, at least you're able to fall in love with them... 1079 01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:31,527 even though you are a walking open wound. 1080 01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:35,520 [Chuckles] 1081 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:38,167 I'm just not strong enough to be as vulnerable as you. 1082 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:42,160 But I see that vulnerability as a weakness. You're the strong one. 1083 01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:47,432 Well, see, if we could be a combination, we'd be the perfect woman, wouldn't we? 1084 01:05:47,476 --> 01:05:50,012 - Unfortunately, we can't. - [Giggles] 1085 01:05:50,012 --> 01:05:54,005 I can't use these chopsticks. 1086 01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:58,587 - You've changed more than you think, you know. - Oh, yeah? In what way? 1087 01:05:58,587 --> 01:06:02,425 Well, you've stopped bumping into things. And you can look me in the eye, can't you? 1088 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:06,418 - Yeah, yeah. Do you know who always used to say that to me? - What? 1089 01:06:07,096 --> 01:06:09,332 - You know, about looking down all the time. - Who? 1090 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:11,233 Ricky. Do you remember him? 1091 01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:13,736 Now there's someone I have thought about, as opposed to Adrian. 1092 01:06:13,736 --> 01:06:15,771 Ricky was sussed. 1093 01:06:15,771 --> 01:06:18,174 Oh, yeah. Very bright, yeah. 1094 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:22,167 - Wonder what happened to him. - I really don't know. 1095 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:24,580 [Giggles] Maybe he's a rock star. 1096 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,483 - Yeah, or a company manager. - He might be as thin as a beanpole. 1097 01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:30,152 I don't think so� the amount of curry and chips he used to eat. 1098 01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:34,145 - Mm. Fat chance, eh? - Thin chance. 1099 01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:38,183 No, I haven't thought about Adrian at all. 1100 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:42,631 I don't really want to talk about it, 'cause I'm trying to get over today. 1101 01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:45,634 Fair enough. 1102 01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:48,504 It's ridiculous, but... 1103 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:52,497 I haven't stopped thinking about him for the last 10 years. 1104 01:06:54,643 --> 01:06:57,780 I was really quite hurt by all that, you know? 1105 01:06:57,780 --> 01:07:01,773 I knew it. Deep down inside I knew that. But why didn't you ever tell me? 1106 01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:06,344 Well, because I wasn't in love with him and I knew you were... 1107 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:09,658 so, you know� 1108 01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:12,828 - He was a shit. - Oh, yeah. He was a shit. 1109 01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:16,821 But when you're in love with a bastard, you just can't help yourself. 1110 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:20,403 You see, psychologically, I look up to my father. 1111 01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:24,206 You know, I see him as strong, in spite of everything he's done. 1112 01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:27,543 But he doesn't respect women, and he's never given me the love that I deserve. 1113 01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:31,536 And that's why I have this need, you know, to crave his respect... 1114 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:34,517 and seek his approval. 1115 01:07:34,517 --> 01:07:38,421 That's obviously why I choose the men I do. 1116 01:07:38,421 --> 01:07:42,158 I don't respect my father at all. He's weak. 1117 01:07:42,158 --> 01:07:44,226 Look what he's done to Thelma. 1118 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,129 I don't ever wanna end up like her, not ever. 1119 01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:51,122 And when I look at men, all I see is dangerous weakness. 1120 01:07:52,134 --> 01:07:56,127 I don't want it to be that way. I just can't help it. 1121 01:07:58,874 --> 01:08:02,867 Makes me feel lonely. 1122 01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:35,300 [Sniffles] 1123 01:08:37,379 --> 01:08:39,582 [Exhales Deeply, Sniffles] 1124 01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:42,218 - Uh, Hannah. - What? 1125 01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:44,420 Would you like this for when you find a flat? 1126 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,856 No, but you can stick this up your ass, if you like. 1127 01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:50,849 [Exhales Deeply, Sniffles] 1128 01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:55,620 It's hard to believe. Four years. 1129 01:08:56,532 --> 01:09:00,525 [Sniffles] 1130 01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:10,668 [Sobbing] 1131 01:09:15,518 --> 01:09:19,511 - You're crying. - Oh, God. Am I? 1132 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,429 - Here's to us. - The "Brunty" sisters. 1133 01:09:27,429 --> 01:09:31,167 - Oh, yeah. We always get the brunt of everything. - The brunt of everything. 1134 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:34,837 Mm! I found a photograph of you and I outside the Bront�s' house in Haworth. 1135 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:38,830 - Did you? - Yeah, I forgot to bring it I wanted to give it to you. 1136 01:09:38,974 --> 01:09:42,711 - Oh, that's a shame. I'd have really liked that. - I know. But I'll send you it. 1137 01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:46,704 - Thanks. I loved that trip. - Yeah. It was good, yeah. 1138 01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:49,318 - It was quite a revelation, actually. - How? 1139 01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:51,820 Well, just seeing the way you were with your family. 1140 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,558 You know, everyone being nice to one another. I wasn't used to it. 1141 01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:58,694 I remember you kept going off on your own. 1142 01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:02,231 Yeah. Well, I was overwhelmed, really. 1143 01:10:02,231 --> 01:10:04,300 Does your mom still favoritize Francesca? 1144 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,368 Oh, nothing's changed. 1145 01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:08,871 Everything Francesca does is brilliant; everything I do is crap. 1146 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:11,674 It's just not fair, is it? 1147 01:10:11,674 --> 01:10:14,843 First it was the mellifluous cello, and now it's happy families. 1148 01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:18,836 - And yet you have always been the one to look after her. - Oh, I know. 1149 01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:23,953 - You're the only person who's ever really appreciated me. - Am I? 1150 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:27,946 Yeah. 1151 01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:32,561 You know, I've never told you this, but... 1152 01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:35,965 do you remember all those times I was meant to come to London and never did? 1153 01:10:35,965 --> 01:10:39,401 - Yeah? - I didn't 'cause I was scared. 1154 01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:43,394 - What were you scared of? - I was scared if I set foot in London, I'd never leave. 1155 01:10:43,639 --> 01:10:46,442 And I didn't want to throw me plans out the window, you see? 1156 01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:48,777 Sounds like you should move on, though, anyway. 1157 01:10:48,777 --> 01:10:50,913 Oh, yeah. I'm ready to now. Yeah. 1158 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:52,047 Be good if you came back to London, wouldn't it? 1159 01:10:52,047 --> 01:10:53,282 Be good if you came back to London, wouldn't it? 1160 01:10:53,282 --> 01:10:55,351 Ah, well, who knows. 1161 01:10:55,351 --> 01:10:59,344 Mm. 1162 01:11:06,028 --> 01:11:10,021 [Chattering] 1163 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:21,766 [Chattering Continues] 1164 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:28,450 - Yeah, it is. Yeah. - Oh, look. There's Tottenham Court Road. 1165 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:32,454 Hey, look who this is! I don't believe it. 1166 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:35,624 - Is that Claire? - It is, yeah! 1167 01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:38,060 - But she's got no makeup on. - I know. 1168 01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:42,053 - [Hannah Laughing] - What a bloody coincidence. 1169 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:51,040 - What's going on, eh? - I know. It's incredible, isn't it? 1170 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,108 The chance of that happening is one in a million. 1171 01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:56,612 You know, seeing two people like that in the same weekend. 1172 01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,847 Did you notice where we were standing as well? 1173 01:11:58,847 --> 01:12:01,784 - No. - We were at a crossroads, weren't we? 1174 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:04,553 Oh, yeah. Where the two paths meet. 1175 01:12:04,553 --> 01:12:07,356 - That's right. - Oh. Very symbolic. 1176 01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:09,525 Must be something in the air. 1177 01:12:09,525 --> 01:12:12,461 [Giggles] Hey, Hannah, look where we are. 1178 01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:14,096 Yeah. [Giggles] 1179 01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:17,566 - Oh! There's that chemist. - Yeah. 1180 01:12:17,566 --> 01:12:21,559 [German Accent] Have you got the right prescription? Ja, ja, ja. 1181 01:12:21,737 --> 01:12:24,740 [Laughs] Stupid old fart. 1182 01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:26,809 Do you think the flat's still there? 1183 01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:30,012 I don't know, actually. I haven't been that way for ages. 1184 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:33,849 - Could we, uh�you know. Yeah. - What? Go and see it? 1185 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:37,842 - Got time before the train, haven't we? - Oh, yeah. 1186 01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:41,979 Yeah. 1187 01:12:56,905 --> 01:12:59,007 Well, we've got a few minutes anyway. 1188 01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:01,043 - I feel like me nan. - Why? 1189 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:03,145 Every time we went out on a Sunday run... 1190 01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:05,647 she always had to take us to places where she grew up. 1191 01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:07,883 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 1192 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:11,186 - Oh, that's a shame, isn't it? - Typical, eh? Typical. 1193 01:13:11,186 --> 01:13:14,456 - Now, that's sad, that is. - I know. It's terrible. 1194 01:13:14,456 --> 01:13:17,159 - I wonder what happened to him. - Ah, he probably retired. 1195 01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,194 - Or died. - Don't. 1196 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,697 Well, he couldn't have gone back to Hong Kong, could he? 1197 01:13:21,697 --> 01:13:25,690 Makes me feel so old. Oh, no. Look at this. 1198 01:13:26,602 --> 01:13:29,037 Oh, I used to really like that old door. 1199 01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:32,474 - So did I. - Ohhh. 1200 01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:34,543 Wonder who lives here now. 1201 01:13:34,543 --> 01:13:37,613 - Hey, look. - What? 1202 01:13:37,613 --> 01:13:40,182 - They've got a new CD out. - [Hannah Laughing] 1203 01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:42,751 I haven't listened to them for ages. Have you? 1204 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:46,744 - Oh, yeah. Now and again, yeah. - Have you? 1205 01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:54,886 - [Train Passing] - This is my old bedroom, up here. 1206 01:13:55,697 --> 01:13:59,690 Yeah. 1207 01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:04,529 - There's mine. Look. - Oh, yeah. 1208 01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:14,183 Oh, no. No, I don't believe it. 1209 01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:16,685 - It's not, is it? - It is, it is. 1210 01:14:16,685 --> 01:14:18,720 [Hannah] Oh, no, no, no, no. 1211 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:22,558 - This is weird. This is really weird now. - I know. It's too much, isn't it? 1212 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:26,551 I wanted curry and chips, but, um� 1213 01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:29,631 Oh. I'm sorry. I mean, a coincidence is one thing, you know... 1214 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,700 but this is a joke, isn't it? 1215 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,836 What are you doing here? 1216 01:14:33,836 --> 01:14:37,829 Er, open-top bus, uh, uh� 1217 01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:41,243 Ricky. 1218 01:14:41,243 --> 01:14:45,236 Plasticine men. [Jabbering] 1219 01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:51,987 Are you all right? 1220 01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:54,823 - [Hannah] Do you know who we are? - Don't patronize me. 1221 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:56,859 Where's your scabs. 1222 01:14:56,859 --> 01:15:00,162 Oh, I don't know, Ricky. They've gone. 1223 01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:03,265 - Why? - Time. Just time. 1224 01:15:03,265 --> 01:15:05,968 - Just goes. - Yeah. It does, yeah. 1225 01:15:05,968 --> 01:15:08,637 - Ticking. - Passing us by. 1226 01:15:08,637 --> 01:15:12,630 Empty. Fuckin'empty. 1227 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:24,987 Uh, how come you're here? 1228 01:15:24,987 --> 01:15:27,890 On the stage, weren't you? 1229 01:15:27,890 --> 01:15:31,159 Everybody laughing at your snout. [Snorting] 1230 01:15:31,159 --> 01:15:33,896 Uh, pig-faced woman. 1231 01:15:33,896 --> 01:15:37,889 - Where are you living, Ricky? - Hartlepool. 1232 01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:42,070 When did you come down to London? 1233 01:15:42,070 --> 01:15:44,273 Last night, uh, on the bus. 1234 01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:47,876 - [Annie] Where'd you stay? - L� l� 1235 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:50,145 Ay, ay, ay, carumba! 1236 01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:54,082 Like, uh, Carmen Miranda. 1237 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:58,086 You, uh, go, uh, flying in, uh, the sand... 1238 01:15:58,086 --> 01:16:00,188 the desert... 1239 01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:04,181 like a big calendar. 1240 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:09,053 See stones. Uh, you can only see them from the sky. 1241 01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:12,901 The eagle's head. 1242 01:16:12,901 --> 01:16:16,894 Uh, big woman. [Giggles] 1243 01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:22,099 Blocks. 1244 01:16:22,377 --> 01:16:24,746 You, uh, wanna hold me elephant? 1245 01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:28,350 Uh, yeah, okay. 1246 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:30,752 [Laughing] 1247 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:34,745 Like, uh, almost as big as you are. 1248 01:16:35,223 --> 01:16:37,926 Who's it for? 1249 01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:41,830 She, uh, called me a C-U-N-T. 1250 01:16:41,830 --> 01:16:44,366 - I never. - Not you. 1251 01:16:44,366 --> 01:16:48,359 - [Hannah] Who? - She says I'm not the dad, but I am. 1252 01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:50,939 He's gone to Dungeness. Bastard. 1253 01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:54,343 Like, uh, nuclear power. 1254 01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:57,312 He got a transfer from Hartlepool. 1255 01:16:57,312 --> 01:17:01,116 Uh, devil's work. 1256 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:05,109 - You, uh, wanna live forever? - No. 1257 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,356 - Huh? - I certainly don't. 1258 01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:10,292 We don't, Ricky. 1259 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,961 Oh. Oh, lovely. 1260 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:16,365 - Ah, the most beautiful� - What's she called? 1261 01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:20,168 He! He's a fucking boy. 1262 01:17:20,168 --> 01:17:23,705 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. He's lovely. - Harry. 1263 01:17:23,705 --> 01:17:26,274 - He's great. - He's in Hastings. 1264 01:17:26,274 --> 01:17:30,045 [Giggles] I'm gonna surprise her. 1265 01:17:30,045 --> 01:17:34,038 She never answers my letters. I'm gonna walk in there. Fuck her. [Laughing] 1266 01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:39,988 You, uh, wanna have a hold? 1267 01:17:39,988 --> 01:17:43,981 - No. - Go on! 1268 01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:46,728 [Laughing] 1269 01:17:46,728 --> 01:17:50,721 Ah. It's, uh, nice to see you. 1270 01:17:53,035 --> 01:17:55,070 You, uh, want a game of snooker? 1271 01:17:55,070 --> 01:17:57,472 Uh, no, thanks. We've got to go. 1272 01:17:57,472 --> 01:17:59,708 Oh, it's, um, a good game. 1273 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:03,011 - [Beeping] - We don't have time. 1274 01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:07,004 She's gotta catch a train, Ricky, so we've gotta go, all right? 1275 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,755 I'm not, uh, an idiot. 1276 01:18:13,755 --> 01:18:16,425 - Oh, no. - No. We know you're not. 1277 01:18:16,425 --> 01:18:19,294 I'm like an idiot savant. 1278 01:18:19,294 --> 01:18:22,330 Just haven't found my savant yet. 1279 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:26,323 [Laughing] 1280 01:18:28,837 --> 01:18:32,407 - Are you hungry, Ricky? - He did good chips. 1281 01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:35,343 Yeah, he did great chips. 1282 01:18:35,343 --> 01:18:39,336 You're not, uh, gonna invite us up for a cup of tea or summat? 1283 01:18:39,915 --> 01:18:43,908 Oh. We haven't lived here for six years, Ricky. 1284 01:18:46,188 --> 01:18:48,390 Yeah. Me nan is dead. 1285 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,927 - Oh. - Ohhh. Sorry to hear that. 1286 01:18:51,927 --> 01:18:55,920 She� coughing. [Coughing] 1287 01:18:57,132 --> 01:18:59,067 When did that happen then? 1288 01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:03,060 Like� She, like, coughed all her life up. 1289 01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:13,415 - Do you live by yourself then? - Mi-Mind your business. 1290 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:15,484 - What do you care? - I do care. 1291 01:19:15,484 --> 01:19:17,486 - No, you don't. - I do. 1292 01:19:17,486 --> 01:19:21,479 You, uh, don't think about anybody but yourself. 1293 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:24,559 - That is not true. - That's not true, Ricky. 1294 01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:27,129 Oh, button it, you. You never liked us anyway. 1295 01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:29,765 - I did, actually. - Shite. 1296 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,101 - I thought a lot about you. - You don't think. Selfish. 1297 01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:35,971 - Talk, talk. Garbage! - That's not true! 1298 01:19:35,971 --> 01:19:38,874 Aw, tittle off! 1299 01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:42,867 Rancid! Go on! Fuck yeah! 1300 01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:47,182 Lesbos! 1301 01:19:47,182 --> 01:19:49,050 Oh, Hannah, I can't do this. 1302 01:19:49,050 --> 01:19:51,920 - Oh, don't be stupid. Come on. - I'm really nervous. 1303 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,189 He'll be dead chuffed we've come all this way. 1304 01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:56,424 I don't know what to say to him. 1305 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,528 - His nan was all right, wasn't she? - Oh, yeah. She was lovely. 1306 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:01,930 - I bet he's right spoilt. - Oh, bloody hell. 1307 01:20:01,930 --> 01:20:05,300 - This fucking bag keeps falling of me shoulder! - Give it to me, for fuck's sake! 1308 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,536 You're such a moaner, you. 1309 01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:10,005 It's great to be by the sea, eh? 1310 01:20:10,005 --> 01:20:12,541 - It is, actually, isn't it? - All this fresh air. 1311 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:15,210 - Yeah. It's wild. - Huh? 1312 01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:17,312 - A bit of ozone. - Yeah. 1313 01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:21,216 - [Seagulls Cawing] - [Together] Ricky! 1314 01:20:21,216 --> 01:20:25,053 Hiya. 1315 01:20:25,053 --> 01:20:27,389 What are you doing up here? 1316 01:20:27,389 --> 01:20:30,525 - We came to see you. - See if you was all right. 1317 01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:34,396 I'm, uh, fine, like, uh, tip-top... 1318 01:20:34,396 --> 01:20:38,389 so you don't need to give a toss. 1319 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:42,493 - Have you heard from college? - Fuck 'em! 1320 01:20:43,205 --> 01:20:47,198 What about your stuff? 1321 01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:50,445 That's not very hospitable, is it? 1322 01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:54,438 No. He doesn't seem very happy to see us at all. 1323 01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:59,354 - Don't be like that. - We were worried about you. 1324 01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:03,191 - Come, uh, to have a laugh, have you? Take the piss? - No. 1325 01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:06,328 Oh, yeah. Seven hours in a coach for a laugh. We're not that desperate. 1326 01:21:06,328 --> 01:21:09,264 Come to, uh, lead us on a bit more, have you? 1327 01:21:09,264 --> 01:21:12,100 - [Sighs] - You've upset her now. 1328 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:14,135 You're not the only one who's upset. 1329 01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:17,272 Well, all right. That's why we've come up here, 'cause we care about you. 1330 01:21:17,272 --> 01:21:20,442 Well, uh, fuck off back where you come from! 1331 01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:22,677 - Well, fuck you and all! - Well, fuck you! 1332 01:21:22,677 --> 01:21:24,946 Well, I'm sorry we bothered! 1333 01:21:24,946 --> 01:21:28,550 Fuck you! Fuck ya! 1334 01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,986 - Come on. - Fuck off! 1335 01:21:30,986 --> 01:21:33,154 Fuck ya! 1336 01:21:33,154 --> 01:21:35,523 Nosy parker! 1337 01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:39,516 Nosy parker! 1338 01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:57,167 [Sighs] 1339 01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:01,016 It's not fair, is it? 1340 01:22:01,016 --> 01:22:04,419 No. 1341 01:22:04,419 --> 01:22:07,989 I should've got his number. 1342 01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:11,426 I shouldn't think he's got a mobile home, let alone a mobile phone. 1343 01:22:11,426 --> 01:22:15,419 [Sniffling] Joke. 1344 01:22:23,138 --> 01:22:27,131 - What time is it? - It's just gone quarter past. 1345 01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:31,212 Which platform is it, I wonder. 1346 01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:35,205 Don't know. It's it Platform 3? Let's have a look. 1347 01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:39,020 - Oh, no. That's it, isn't it? - Oh, yeah. That's this one. 1348 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:43,013 Yeah. That's right. 1349 01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:49,320 I don't mind saying hello at stations, but I don't like saying good-bye. 1350 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:53,424 I don't like stations. I like trains though. 1351 01:22:58,506 --> 01:23:02,210 - It was really great seeing you. - Yeah, and you. 1352 01:23:02,210 --> 01:23:06,203 - I'll come again soon. - Well, wait till you're invited. [Chuckles] 1353 01:23:07,749 --> 01:23:10,051 - Got you a little present, actually. - You haven't. 1354 01:23:10,051 --> 01:23:12,087 - Yes, I have. - You didn't have to. 1355 01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:15,790 - I know, but� - [Sighs] 1356 01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:18,660 You got to ask me a question first. 1357 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,595 What about? 1358 01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:24,566 A very important question about your life. 1359 01:23:24,566 --> 01:23:26,668 Okay. Uh� 1360 01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:30,672 And you gotta say, "Ms. Mills, Ms. Mills" twice. 1361 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:34,665 [Chuckles] Oh, no. 1362 01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:38,413 Okay. 1363 01:23:38,413 --> 01:23:42,406 Ms. Mills, Ms. Mills... 1364 01:23:43,284 --> 01:23:46,287 will I find true happiness soon? 1365 01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:50,280 Ta-da! 1366 01:23:55,096 --> 01:23:59,100 "Pang." Loads of rubbish. Always was. 1367 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:03,093 Thank you. It's a very special present. 1368 01:24:10,478 --> 01:24:12,847 - See ya. - Bye. 1369 01:24:12,847 --> 01:24:16,818 Ta-ra. 1370 01:24:16,818 --> 01:24:19,421 Let's not leave it six years this time. 1371 01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:23,414 No, I won't! 1372 01:24:23,691 --> 01:24:27,562 Hey, Hannah, do you think there'll be any more coincidences on the train? 1373 01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:31,555 I don't know. Maybe you'll meet the man of your dreams. 1374 01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:37,428 1375 01:24:44,145 --> 01:24:48,138 1376 01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:31,548 1377 01:26:53,975 --> 01:26:57,968