1 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,666 MILLIONS CRAVE FOR IMMORTALITY, 2 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:21,958 NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH YOURSELF ON A RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON. 3 00:00:22,041 --> 00:00:23,333 SUSAN ERTZ, ANGER IN THE SKY (1943) 4 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:38,083 IMMORTALS 5 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:44,958 This is a unique discovery, however, as I already mentioned, 6 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:49,625 there's a long way to go to confirm this information. 7 00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:53,291 But the results are, Without a doubt, very interesting. 8 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,500 We can say 9 00:02:56,625 --> 00:03:01,208 that this unique yeast KC1822V 10 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:06,583 is similar to your recent discovery relating to lichen? 11 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:07,916 Yes. 12 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:12,000 Because they both have exceptional quality: 13 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:16,625 can survive and not wither under any circumstances or temperatures. 14 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:20,291 So, we can say that the fungus 15 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:26,916 KC1822V contains atoms of eternity or immortality. 16 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:32,750 Yeast: The Source of eternal life. Who knew? 17 00:03:34,666 --> 00:03:38,208 Yes. Dear viewers, the program It will be over in a few minutes, 18 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:42,958 so feel free to send your questions and I will ask the guests, 19 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,291 Dr Sumans 20 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:48,541 and his scientific assistant, Dr. Rutkovskis. 21 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:52,333 I remind you that you can also call and write after the program 22 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:55,666 if you have any story about eternity and immortality. 23 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,083 I will invite the authors of the most interesting 24 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,625 for a live conversation. 25 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:06,125 Both water and stone 26 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:11,458 They will live for eternity 27 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:19,625 Experience immortality. 28 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:25,041 Yes, and I see the first questions. 29 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,541 Yes. "Doctor, please 30 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:36,333 tell me how much yeast to eat to achieve a state of immortality?" 31 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:39,791 We do not recommend this, 32 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:41,666 as it can be dangerous. 33 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:46,250 As Dr. Sumans mentioned, still we are carrying out experiments, 34 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:51,833 Furthermore, weight and metabolism vary from person to person, 35 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:56,166 and eat yeast like that, without further ado no less, it can be fatal. 36 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,250 If I may ask, 37 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,333 in whom you carry out the experiments? 38 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,250 Everything is very human. 39 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:08,083 We have some guys in nursing homes and orphanages. 40 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:10,833 And how do you do this? 41 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:13,958 You just give them antibiotic injections, 42 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:17,750 but I don't give them antimycotic medicines, 43 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:20,708 and the fungus starts growing within them. 44 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:24,916 You see, yeast is a specific type of fungus. 45 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,375 They are asexual, they reproduce mainly by division, 46 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:31,833 you can't see them, but they are everywhere. 47 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:36,041 The yeast becomes visible as soon as you start eating it. 48 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,875 I'm happy that finally we can be proud 49 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,458 of achievements of our scientists. 50 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:46,708 Goodnight! 51 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:48,375 Sorry for the delay. 52 00:05:49,541 --> 00:05:50,583 Where should I put this? 53 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:57,958 I need your signature. 54 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:20,958 May I ask? 55 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:23,833 Why do you Do you need so much yeast? 56 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,916 It doesn't seem like you will open a bakery. 57 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:28,583 What do you do with it? 58 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:30,375 I eat. 59 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,208 Like this? 60 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:19,916 And what does it taste like? 61 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:24,458 I like yeast. 62 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,166 That's interesting. 63 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:33,500 I've never eaten raw yeast before. 64 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:34,916 Can I? 65 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,125 Are you listening to me? 66 00:10:14,541 --> 00:10:15,541 Goodnight! 67 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:22,458 We have a subject delicate in hands. 68 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:27,458 See, you would have a screwdriver to borrow? 69 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,791 Sorry, I can't help. 70 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,500 I'm very busy. 71 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,000 Maybe you'll change your mind? 72 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,958 Does this look like a workshop? 73 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:21,541 Hello. 74 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,375 Invite us in. 75 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:31,916 Yes, right? 76 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:37,125 Of course. Please come in! 77 00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:51,164 ADAPTATION | REVIEW | SYNCHRONY: EMAIL | loschulosteam@gmail.com 78 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,500 Look, that idiot. 79 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,500 He said he didn't have it. 80 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:19,625 - Skirt! Or else... - Or else? 81 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:24,625 I'm Egons. 82 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,208 First generation vampire. 83 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:31,916 We understand it is difficult to believe, but it's true. 84 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,291 Don't be afraid. We're not here to hurt you, 85 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,291 unless you want to. 86 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:42,916 Who is he? 87 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,166 It's Carlos. 88 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,458 My name is Carlos, sir. I'm a fourth generation vampire. 89 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,291 I am the great-grandson of Augusto Pinochet. 90 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,083 It's Carlos. 91 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:56,041 Exchange student of South America. 92 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,250 Nice guy. 93 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,416 We won't be long. 94 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,541 As soon as Carlos finishes the repair, let's go. 95 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,791 We haven't eaten for a few days, 96 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,208 - then it is in your interest... - Egons, ask him 97 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:14,000 if he doesn't have a dog, a cat. 98 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:20,166 My stomach is growling. No I can concentrate. He understands? 99 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,375 Are you gay by any chance? 100 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:31,958 What did he say? 101 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,500 He is asking if we are homosexual. 102 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,041 Is he homophobic? 103 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,541 I don't think so, but you never know. 104 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,625 Why the question? 105 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,916 Well, vampires. 106 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,916 All this sucking, drinking... 107 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,625 your clothes too... 108 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750 Well, 109 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,458 yours is still a bit... 110 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,708 His for sure. 111 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:15,875 We vampires are pansexual! 112 00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,208 I won't ask where did this treat come from, 113 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:44,458 but let's consider This is a gesture of hospitality. 114 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,625 Would you like 115 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,375 to touch the true secret of immortality? 116 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:00,666 I don't have proper teeth. 117 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:09,208 Well I can suck it and spit it out in a glass for you. 118 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:14,125 It doesn't look very hygienic. No, thanks! 119 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,083 But maybe you should do this outside? 120 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,125 You will make my house dirty. 121 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,541 What is this? 122 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,000 Damn pig. 123 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,416 - Did he piss on you? - Almost nothing. 124 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,125 What are you waiting for? Help me! 125 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,375 Take off his pants! 126 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,208 Pants! 127 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Wait! 128 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,875 Now! 129 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,750 Egons! 130 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:30,958 Who am I now? 131 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,958 You are still you. 132 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:41,416 Cowardly, passive, anti-social slacker. 133 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:46,833 But the life I lived 134 00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:48,916 until now, 135 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:54,958 mine 136 00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:56,791 ideals. 137 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,208 Values. 138 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:09,875 So much has happened, so many mistakes. 139 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:20,125 Well, let's go. 140 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,250 If you want to get closer of immortality again, 141 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:24,750 it's in the trash. 142 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:29,416 But the blood will spoil within 24 hours. 143 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,916 Then you should look for something else. 144 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,583 Wait! 145 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:52,375 Wait a second. 146 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,750 Wait! So, you 147 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:02,500 Come here, drink his blood, you... 148 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,875 Confuses me, what for? 149 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:12,083 For what, exactly? 150 00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:18,166 To show How is all this useless? 151 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:20,166 To show me who I am? I know who I am! 152 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:21,666 If you know, so don't be afraid. 153 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:23,125 From what? 154 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,625 Don't be afraid to join us. 155 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:28,541 This was just a preview. 156 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,458 Your life will become dynamic and full. 157 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,208 I don't know. I can't. 158 00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:40,916 I... 159 00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:47,541 I'm not ready. 160 00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:26,375 In the early spring of 1972, 161 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:29,250 high in the Andes, in Argentina, 162 00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:31,708 a group of young Catholics 163 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:35,583 experienced a drama existential about life, 164 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,208 death and immortality. 165 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,833 Their plane, 166 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:45,333 a rugby team charter flight of Uruguay, the "Old Christians Club", 167 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:48,375 carrying 45 people, 168 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:55,875 crashed in an inaccessible mountainous area, at 3,600 meters above sea level. 169 00:24:56,500 --> 00:25:00,333 The temperature was below of minus 20°C. 170 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,666 Most of the passengers died 171 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,125 due to the impact of the collision 172 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:12,541 or injuries in the following days. 173 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:18,250 The survivors were listening a small transistor radio 174 00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:22,083 and discovered that the 11 day quest 175 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:25,958 had been interrupted due to bad weather and because 176 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,041 no one expected find survivors. 177 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:35,958 And when the survivors ate the little food they found on the plane 178 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:40,958 and consider eating the filler of chairs and leather suitcases, 179 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,291 they were starving, 180 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:48,916 they understood that the only chance To survive was to eat the dead. 181 00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,166 This is horrible. 182 00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:03,916 The 19th century has come to an end It's the age of folkloric vampires, 183 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,958 and the metaphors of the inanimate and the animate 184 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,750 were contextualized, 185 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:14,416 and were subjected to the demands of the industrial revolution. 186 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:18,041 Who expanded it enthusiastically went Karl Marx. 187 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:21,458 The idea was simple: Everyone capitalists are vampires, 188 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:27,250 inanimate machines or capital they sucked the resources of the living force. 189 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,708 At the end of the 19th century 190 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,458 and early 20th century, 191 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:34,041 the capitalist vampires were accompanied 192 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:37,125 by communists, socialists and anarchists. 193 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:42,583 This economic formation lacked an aesthetic appeal 194 00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:46,625 and nervous excitement belonging to the 19th century. 195 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:50,583 Where there is demand, there is supply, 196 00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:53,250 and, in 1819, 197 00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:55,166 John Polidori 198 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,333 published "The Vampire", 199 00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:00,791 in which the ancient zombies bloodsuckers 200 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:05,083 were replaced by vampires elegant Byronics. 201 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,708 And at the end of the 19th century, 202 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:13,458 - breaking social norms, a new... - So? 203 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,666 - ...type of vampire... - How is the chosen one? 204 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,041 - Even greater madness... - It's happening, Oskars. 205 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:22,250 - If you pull your hair... - I hope so. 206 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:25,166 I wouldn't like to bother the chancellor. 207 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:31,291 He is related to Immanuel Kant, the eccentric Swedish count from the Baltic. 208 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:36,875 Hello! 209 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:43,416 Excuse me, did you see a small dog around here? 210 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,500 A little bigger than a cat. 211 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,916 My God. 212 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:59,333 My love! You found it! My dear! 213 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:03,458 Jesus! I thought I had run away forever! 214 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,583 Yes? Did you want to run away from mom? 215 00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:08,333 I wanted? Did you want for mom to be sad? 216 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:11,416 Mom thought that foxes They had taken you, hadn't they? 217 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:13,666 How can I thank you? 218 00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,000 There are no words to describe this. 219 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:21,500 There are still some people honest and sensitive people in this world. 220 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,833 Thanks! 221 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:31,166 Can I come in for a minute? Mine legs are very tired. 222 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,458 Cryptocurrency? 223 00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:50,083 My friend's husband is In this case, I bought their dog, 224 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:53,375 but I couldn't understand. It's a matter of luck, isn't it? 225 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:56,833 No, I think. You You can't really predict anything. 226 00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:03,750 No, I mean, if you have the courage and patience to deal with it. 227 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:10,291 Don't you care? I'm going to smoke a cigarette. 228 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,958 Yes. 229 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:29,125 You are a true gentleman. 230 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,125 Women realize and they appreciate that kind of thing. 231 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:35,166 Even if they pretend not to understand, they understand. 232 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:38,750 Why do you have so much yeast? 233 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,750 Don't tell me you Are you also a confectioner? 234 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:47,333 I don't believe that, it would be too much. 235 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:50,625 My friend's husband opened a pastry shop a year ago. 236 00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:56,666 They bought a new Nissan a month ago. 237 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,208 Funded, of course, but a Nissan! 238 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:00,875 They have so many requests. 239 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,166 I don't know, I think I would go crazy if I had so much work. 240 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,916 Whenever I have some free time, I go to nature, I run by the sea. 241 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:11,125 I love running by the sea. I get fresh air, 242 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:14,041 Of course some ideas, I organize myself 243 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:16,791 and then I can stay close of people for a week. 244 00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:20,916 Even if it's in a country town, but when I can, I go to nature. 245 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:26,833 Today finally I broke up with my ex. 246 00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:29,541 I just wanted to scream at everyone the strength of my lungs. 247 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:32,333 Don't ask me, I don't want to gossip. 248 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:35,333 He can live life however you want. Whatever. 249 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:37,791 I'm not going to run after anyone. 250 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:41,250 I know my defects, but I won't run after anyone. 251 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:45,250 After all, I'm a woman, aren't I? I don't think I should humiliate myself like that. 252 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,791 If a man doesn't understand at first time, what can I do, right? 253 00:32:52,916 --> 00:32:54,125 I'm relieved. 254 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,541 I have a new life ahead of me. 255 00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,833 I'll have to find 256 00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:00,708 a new hobby. 257 00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:10,458 Sorry, I just talk and talk, but I didn't say my name. 258 00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:11,708 Sintija. 259 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:48,291 Okay, then I think I should go. 260 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,083 How it was? 261 00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:25,833 You're taking too long. 262 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:28,791 Besides, she's not your type. 263 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,541 Carlos, tell me who she is. 264 00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:36,083 Holy crap. 265 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:38,083 "Holy crap." 266 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,625 Don't torture yourself. 267 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,375 Who's there? 268 00:38:35,541 --> 00:38:36,541 Who's there? 269 00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:38,958 Aren't you listening? 270 00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:41,416 I am. 271 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:44,416 There's someone there, right? 272 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:47,708 Who is it? 273 00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:14,666 Who are they? 274 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,125 My bandmates. 275 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:30,708 We play music together. 276 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:34,875 What is the name of your band? 277 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,125 Gypsy Kings. 278 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,916 Enough of this nonsense. 279 00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,041 It tickles. 280 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:39,750 I can't. 281 00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,708 It's so calm and peaceful here. 282 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:58,125 As if life had stopped. 283 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,541 What's going on here? 284 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:44,916 Carlos, darling, please, play something for the soul. 285 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,875 We won't be always here for you. 286 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:19,041 We have our own things to do. 287 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:25,208 You will have to do this yourself sooner or later. 288 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:33,041 Are you listening to me? 289 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,583 Fat? 290 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,375 Damn. 291 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:46,166 Again. 292 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:18,333 And dreaming through the twilight That is neither born nor set, 293 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:24,500 Maybe I remember. And maybe I'll forget. 294 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,958 Now a bat will fly. 295 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:24,541 FEEL IT 296 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:40,791 Sleep is always more fragile in an unknown place. 297 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,416 It's really cool here! 298 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,875 Carlos likes it too. 299 00:47:50,416 --> 00:47:54,750 We would like to stay longer, but they are waiting for us. 300 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,250 And you too. 301 00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:13,125 Tonight, in the old barn. 302 00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:16,458 - In the old barn? - In the barn. 303 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:19,666 Come as you are! 304 00:49:05,166 --> 00:49:06,166 Hello! 305 00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:11,458 Did you see this woman here yesterday? 306 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,625 Her relatives say that she usually stays here. 307 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:17,375 Was she here? 308 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,125 Did she sleep with you? 309 00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:34,125 Exactly. 310 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,708 She is an honest woman. 311 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,833 She doesn't walk around with a wet pussy. 312 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:52,250 Did you notice something strange lately? 313 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:58,750 The city's residents are complaining that cattle are disappearing. 314 00:51:02,541 --> 00:51:03,541 Cats, dogs. 315 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:18,916 Then you saw her. 316 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:22,208 - Yes. - Where? 317 00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:24,916 There. 318 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,583 I mean... 319 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,583 she was running. 320 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:34,208 Running or running away? 321 00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:39,708 - Alone? - With a dog. 322 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:48,916 This dog? 323 00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:57,916 Yes. 324 00:52:00,916 --> 00:52:02,708 Damn, I hate this. 325 00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:28,375 Is that blood? 326 00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:44,041 I know it may seem 327 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,708 more than strange, 328 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,458 but you can find answers for these questions in the old barn. 329 00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:54,958 The old barn? 330 00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,416 The old barn. 331 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:12,458 What the fuck? 332 00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:27,791 Shit, boy! You scared me! 333 00:54:29,291 --> 00:54:31,208 You children cannot find another place to play? 334 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,416 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, 335 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:51,625 Your kingdom come, 336 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,791 your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. 337 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,208 Give us today... 338 00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:05,916 - Our Father, who art in heaven... - Like guests kissing 339 00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:08,250 When they separate on the street 340 00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:12,625 Large, soft flakes fall into your hair 341 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:13,958 While they slowly move away 342 00:55:14,416 --> 00:55:19,166 If a guest leaves Without our goodbye kiss 343 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:24,250 Your spirit will not be lifted Your night will be ruined 344 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:28,541 They will leave, lonely and sad 345 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:33,458 Who would kiss them in the street, on a tram or taxi? 346 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:37,541 So come in in line to receive the kiss 347 00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:40,833 My sleep after a day of work Hard work is something I shouldn't lose 348 00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:20,166 Egons. 349 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:26,541 Hey my friend! I knew you would come. 350 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,291 The chosen one is here. 351 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:35,208 - The chosen one is here. - Stop it. 352 00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,625 What do you want mean with "chosen"? 353 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,666 Stop with this nonsense, okay? 354 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:43,333 Okay. 355 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:44,958 I give up. 356 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,750 I came here to tell you this. 357 00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:53,791 I am me, you are you, and everyone you need to see a therapist. 358 00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:57,916 - You all need a therapist! - Good afternoon, chosen one! 359 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:02,625 You involved children in their perversions. 360 00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:07,125 Oskars is not a child. He is older than all of us combined. 361 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:14,791 Listen, boy! 362 00:57:20,916 --> 00:57:24,708 Oskars, there was a misunderstanding. 363 00:57:25,291 --> 00:57:27,958 I admit, I tried twice. 364 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:30,666 Egons insisted. 365 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,625 Yes, I wanted to know. 366 00:57:36,916 --> 00:57:40,583 Maybe it didn't seem like it, but I didn't like it at all. 367 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:44,000 I've tried many things, believe me. 368 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,666 But that doesn't mean May I be the chosen one. 369 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,041 You are the chosen one! 370 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:56,416 - Who says? - All of us. 371 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,500 Now... 372 00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:06,083 - You and who else? Are you responsible? - No. The tree of life is responsible. 373 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,541 What does the chosen one do? 374 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:28,250 - The chosen one... - The chosen one serves the chancellor. 375 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:35,125 You'll find him tonight in the formal initiation ceremony. 376 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,125 Why me exactly? 377 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:43,041 There are few people who wasted their lives so miserably 378 00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:46,875 that won't change much when they become vampires. 379 00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,833 You are one of them. 380 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:52,500 I don't want to be a vampire. I want to remain human. 381 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,500 You are a shitty human. 382 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,750 What have you achieved? 383 00:59:01,916 --> 00:59:03,208 Can we sleep? 384 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,458 We can sleep a little more. 385 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,416 You can sleep in the orange tent. 386 00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:32,541 In orange. 387 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:42,458 Don't mess with Oskars. He just looks like a child. 388 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:45,458 In fact, it was he who, 20 years ago... 389 00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:52,833 Don't get me wrong, I like it, 390 00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:54,916 I swear... 391 00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:57,166 Egons. 392 00:59:57,958 --> 01:00:03,375 I'm tired of wandering by barns, cellars 393 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,166 and rooms with feces of pigeons for 20 years. 394 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:06,625 Let him hear! 395 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:11,500 I want to sleep in my bed. Or in a coffin, at least. 396 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:14,916 I'm sorry, my friend. 397 01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:19,458 I wanted to die, but I can't. 398 01:00:20,916 --> 01:00:21,916 I understand you. 399 01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:25,666 Come here. Come. 400 01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:08,958 DINOSAUR 401 01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:12,833 That's right. 402 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:16,000 That's what you should do at your age. 403 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:23,208 Speaking of age, you know, 404 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:29,791 I've been inside more women than you can imagine. 405 01:01:33,416 --> 01:01:34,625 And men too. 406 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,583 Don't love half-hearted lovers. 407 01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:22,791 Don't entertain half friends. 408 01:02:23,916 --> 01:02:26,666 Don't indulge in works of talent in half. 409 01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:30,666 Don't live a half life 410 01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:33,833 and don't die a death in half. 411 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,041 If you choose silence, then be silent. 412 01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:43,041 When you speak, speak until finished. 413 01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:47,708 Don't be silent to say something. 414 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,916 And don't talk to be silent. 415 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:57,083 If you accept, then express this bluntly. 416 01:02:57,833 --> 01:02:59,041 Don't mask it. 417 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:02,666 If you refuse, so be clear about this 418 01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:07,208 because an ambiguous refusal is nothing more than a weak acceptance. 419 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,500 Don't accept half solutions. 420 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:14,333 Don't believe in half truths 421 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:16,666 Don't dream half dreams. 422 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,250 Don't fantasize with half hopes 423 01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:23,458 Half a glass will not quench your thirst. 424 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:28,625 Half meal it will not satisfy your hunger. 425 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:31,166 Half way It won't take you anywhere. 426 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:34,500 Half an idea It will not bring you results. 427 01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:38,541 Your other half It's not the one you love. 428 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:42,083 It's you in another time, 429 01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:44,958 but in the same space. 430 01:03:45,541 --> 01:03:48,250 It's you when you is not present. 431 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:55,000 Half a life It's a life you haven't lived, 432 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,666 a word you didn't say, 433 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:02,666 a smile you postponed, 434 01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:06,875 a love you didn't have, 435 01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:11,541 a friendship that you didn't know. 436 01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:15,750 Reaching and not arriving. 437 01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:19,041 Working and not working. 438 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:21,375 Just show up to be absent. 439 01:04:23,833 --> 01:04:26,666 What makes you a stranger for those closest to you 440 01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:30,166 and they are strangers to you. 441 01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,958 Half is a mere moment of incapacity 442 01:04:35,541 --> 01:04:40,166 but you are capable because it is not a being in half. 443 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:47,375 You are a whole that exists to live a life 444 01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,750 not half life. 445 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:09,125 Get ready. 446 01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:14,458 - Skirt. The chancellor is here. - Finally. 447 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,333 Well, finally! 448 01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:30,916 Not yet. 449 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:34,750 The chancellor can't see you before the official ceremony. 450 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:37,333 It's bad luck. 451 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,375 Go ahead. 452 01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:47,250 They will call you later. 453 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,083 Isn't that enough? 454 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:19,875 He is the chosen one. 455 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,333 Hello! 456 01:09:24,416 --> 01:09:25,833 They probably they already told you. 457 01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:28,875 It's a misunderstanding, I am not chosen. 458 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000 I only tried it twice. 459 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:34,916 And what did you end up to do with the cat, 460 01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:37,166 this is... 461 01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:48,416 You... 462 01:09:51,916 --> 01:09:54,833 Okay, just don't touch it. 463 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:30,000 Based on interaction of various forces, 464 01:10:30,208 --> 01:10:34,125 you were chosen, for the rest of your infinite life, 465 01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:35,291 be by my side 466 01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,375 and serve me like others served before you. 467 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:42,666 But to become a member full of our community, 468 01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:45,750 we ask that you commit the initiatory act. 469 01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:51,875 What act? 470 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,791 You must choose someone to bite you. 471 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:08,375 I hope you choose me. 472 01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:10,541 What do you mean, bite? 473 01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:12,333 Bite me? 474 01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:28,500 Yes, and your miserable life humanity will come to an end. 475 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:34,625 A joyful and festive journey will begin, full of naughty moments with me. 476 01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:38,166 And my soul? 477 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:46,583 Why do you think you have one? 478 01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:59,041 Is it possible to refuse this journey? 479 01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:02,916 No! 480 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,875 There is the possibility of not serving, 481 01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:27,458 but you will have to become a vampire anyway, 482 01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:31,375 choosing your first victim. 483 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:34,125 And then you will become an outcast. 484 01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:38,541 Not immediately, of course, first We will have a small celebration. 485 01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:40,958 What do you want mean with "pariah"? 486 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:58,458 We'll avoid you like you were a cancer patient, 487 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,041 and for the rest of his eternal life, 488 01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,916 none of us will be allowed to see you. 489 01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:05,625 You will live alone. 490 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,958 How will I know Who is the right victim? 491 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,166 Your teeth will tell you. 492 01:13:30,416 --> 01:13:36,125 I can't do this in public, there are so many professionals here, 493 01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:38,291 and I don't like cats. 494 01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:55,625 Wait. 495 01:13:57,291 --> 01:13:58,291 I have an idea. 496 01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:01,333 One second. 497 01:14:11,458 --> 01:14:12,458 Goodnight. 498 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,583 Do you have a moment? 499 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,125 I'm calling about the podcast. 500 01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:20,500 Do you care with ratings? 501 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,625 See you there? Okay, I'm going. Yes. 502 01:14:29,375 --> 01:14:30,375 Done. 503 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:34,958 Done. It will be more intimate. 504 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:40,041 More intimate, more discreet, but you will testify, I promise. 505 01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:43,416 Egons, could you take me to town? 506 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:53,333 Stop. 507 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:56,875 I'll take you, let's go. 508 01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:08,833 I see that we already have a lot of viewers. Maybe even a record number. 509 01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:11,291 After all, it is a special program. 510 01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:15,833 I'll play the jingle and we'll begin, ok? 511 01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:22,958 Both water and stone 512 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:28,625 They will live for eternity 513 01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:36,583 Experience immortality. 514 01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:39,208 Good evening, dear viewers! 515 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:44,416 I see we have a record number of viewers today. 516 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:49,333 Both my guest and I are infinitely happy with it. 517 01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:50,791 I apologize, 518 01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:55,750 because the discussion about freezing for the sake of the future or cryofetish 519 01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,916 with the priest Lutheran will not happen. 520 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,458 Unfortunately, his holiness is with yeast poisoning, 521 01:17:01,541 --> 01:17:05,875 but tonight I have a new guest with me, 522 01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:10,958 and he can introduce himself. 523 01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:13,041 I just want to add 524 01:17:13,125 --> 01:17:17,333 which he claims to have found the source of eternal life and, 525 01:17:17,416 --> 01:17:19,375 as he confessed to me, 526 01:17:19,458 --> 01:17:24,875 is halfway through the transformation that will allow you to live forever. 527 01:17:25,416 --> 01:17:27,875 Please proceed. 528 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:30,041 - About me? - Yes. 529 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:32,833 About me, well, What can I say? 530 01:17:34,375 --> 01:17:37,041 As long as I can remember, the others call me Gordo. 531 01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:42,833 But I think this It doesn't matter now. 532 01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,375 Yes, well... 533 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:53,791 Since I was a child, I have interested in eternal life, 534 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,250 I suppose the same way you. 535 01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:00,541 But now I can say 536 01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:06,041 that everything you say here It's almost complete nonsense. 537 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,666 Really? And why is that? 538 01:18:08,833 --> 01:18:11,791 Because the only ones who are truly immortal 539 01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:15,791 and enjoy the shape highest in existence 540 01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:17,333 It's vampires. 541 01:18:19,291 --> 01:18:25,666 Yes, vampires. You heard right. To prove this, I will... 542 01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:28,625 This is interesting! 543 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:33,083 Dear viewers, we will have a master class on vampires. 544 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,958 I'm really excited. 545 01:18:35,166 --> 01:18:38,541 The cryptocurrency expert, known as Fatso, 546 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,208 will show us live... 547 01:18:40,875 --> 01:18:41,875 Wait! 548 01:18:45,541 --> 01:18:49,416 Most people doesn't deserve to live forever. 549 01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:54,333 Furthermore, some should die immediately 550 01:18:54,916 --> 01:18:57,916 and free the world from themselves and what they did. 551 01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:01,041 I'm not talking just from myself. 552 01:19:02,416 --> 01:19:04,041 Life is like a... 553 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:10,541 It must be a gift to be appreciated and not ruined for others. 554 01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,666 And so... 555 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:14,875 and so... 556 01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:17,833 introducing myself 557 01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:23,333 to the eternal path and recognizing that I will live for a long time, 558 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:28,708 until the end of time, until the world returns 559 01:19:29,166 --> 01:19:31,541 to its initial chaos. 560 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:07,916 - Yes! - Yes! 561 01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:27,125 EXPERIENCE OF IMMORTALITY 562 01:21:07,375 --> 01:21:08,375 And then? 563 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:11,875 Did it feel real? 564 01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:13,625 Yes. 565 01:21:16,541 --> 01:21:18,916 You're a great actor, you know that? 566 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:30,125 - I'm sorry, I... - No, stop it, 567 01:21:30,458 --> 01:21:32,000 It's okay, look, 568 01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:35,291 I have to clean this up anyway. 569 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:38,791 The walls, shit. 570 01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:45,750 Okay. 571 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:55,083 I forgot to tell you I really like your program, 572 01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:59,416 I watched all the episodes. I even started eating yeast. 573 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:04,833 Legal! No, I mean, I'm happy to hear that. 574 01:22:06,125 --> 01:22:08,125 Of course, I don't suggest eating yeast. 575 01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:11,791 Yes. 576 01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:27,583 We can take a beer sometime. 577 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:32,291 - Talk a little. - For sure. 578 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:43,375 Okay, can I go then? 579 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:48,000 - Yes. - Okay. 580 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:05,500 Okay then. 581 01:23:57,125 --> 01:24:00,833 I see you also took a bite. 582 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:11,083 So? 583 01:24:15,041 --> 01:24:17,083 The work is done. So... 584 01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:23,000 Could you take me home? 585 01:24:44,291 --> 01:24:45,291 Oskars? 586 01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:48,541 Do you have wet wipes? 587 01:24:49,666 --> 01:24:50,666 No? 588 01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:52,208 He deceived you! 589 01:27:54,083 --> 01:27:57,541 He's still the same human as he was before! 590 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:22,041 I want to continue being human. 591 01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:28,291 I want to continue being human. 592 01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:31,250 I want... 593 01:33:18,416 --> 01:33:19,416 COMPANY: ENCRIPTA