1 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,299 66... 2 00:01:06,598 --> 00:01:07,797 67... 3 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:09,395 68... 4 00:01:10,094 --> 00:01:11,193 69... 5 00:01:11,693 --> 00:01:12,692 70... 6 00:01:13,391 --> 00:01:14,589 71... 7 00:01:15,089 --> 00:01:16,088 72... 8 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:17,886 73... 9 00:01:18,485 --> 00:01:19,684 74... 10 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:21,382 75... 11 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:22,980 76... 12 00:01:24,079 --> 00:01:25,078 77... 13 00:01:25,677 --> 00:01:26,876 78... 14 00:01:27,475 --> 00:01:28,574 79... 15 00:01:29,273 --> 00:01:30,372 80... 16 00:01:31,071 --> 00:01:32,170 81... 17 00:01:32,869 --> 00:01:33,968 82... 18 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:36,065 83... 19 00:01:36,565 --> 00:01:37,564 84... 20 00:01:38,463 --> 00:01:39,661 85... 21 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,859 86... 22 00:01:42,258 --> 00:01:43,257 87... 23 00:01:43,956 --> 00:01:45,055 88... 24 00:01:45,555 --> 00:01:46,653 89... 25 00:01:47,552 --> 00:01:48,751 90... 26 00:03:27,839 --> 00:03:31,236 Burt. Shut that bloody thing up. 27 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:35,431 Do you know what time it is? Burt! 28 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:38,927 Burt! You stupid old bastard! 29 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:40,925 What do you think you're doing? 30 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,922 Sorry George, what did you say? 31 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:44,621 Do you know what time it is? 32 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,417 I'm sorry, I've got a heck of a lot to get done today. 33 00:03:47,617 --> 00:03:51,713 And you know what they say. "The early bird catches the worm". 34 00:03:51,812 --> 00:03:55,608 Well, if you do this again, one more time, I'm calling the cops. 35 00:03:57,606 --> 00:03:59,503 And how about mowing your lawns? 36 00:03:59,504 --> 00:04:01,701 It's a bloody disgrace to the neighbourhood. 37 00:04:07,395 --> 00:04:08,494 Yeah, alright. 38 00:04:15,086 --> 00:04:16,285 Hi, kid. 39 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,864 Here we are, the... 40 00:04:35,863 --> 00:04:37,361 perfect recipe... 41 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,158 two of Chevy... 42 00:04:41,357 --> 00:04:42,555 one of Ford. 43 00:04:46,651 --> 00:04:50,646 I think those '36 Chevy pistons... 44 00:04:50,946 --> 00:04:53,443 must have a touch of titanium or something in them. 45 00:04:53,444 --> 00:04:55,341 They come up real good, you know. 46 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,038 Hey the kettle's boiling. 47 00:04:58,238 --> 00:05:00,235 Make yourself useful, make some tea. 48 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:07,927 Can we have a biscuit too? 49 00:05:08,426 --> 00:05:10,923 - What? - Can I have a gingernut? 50 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:13,321 Yeah, you know where they are, help yourself. 51 00:05:18,015 --> 00:05:19,714 Now you stay over there, stay there. 52 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:32,199 - Right. - What are you doing for Christmas, Burt? 53 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,297 Christmas? I don't know. Why? 54 00:05:34,497 --> 00:05:36,594 Are you angling for a present or something? 55 00:05:36,595 --> 00:05:39,691 - No, I wondered if you were going away. - No... 56 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:43,587 no time for Christmas, lad. Got a lot of work to do. 57 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,983 I only managed twenty seven test runs this year. 58 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:50,079 You know, twenty four on the beach and three on the road. 59 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:51,977 All illegal like. 60 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:56,272 I was going a bit over the speed limit, I'll have to admit. 61 00:05:56,472 --> 00:05:58,969 - How fast were you going? - I don't know, I haven't a clue. 62 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:01,966 That's why I have to get up to Bonneville. 63 00:06:03,065 --> 00:06:04,963 Found out how fast she will go. 64 00:06:21,045 --> 00:06:22,343 Now, there you go. 65 00:06:22,942 --> 00:06:25,040 Got to get the piston out of the mould... 66 00:06:26,039 --> 00:06:27,238 and Bob's your uncle. 67 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,935 Right, this is... 68 00:06:30,534 --> 00:06:32,931 the last part of the operation now. 69 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,429 To chill the metal. 70 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:37,726 It heat treats it. Right, watch yourself. 71 00:06:41,222 --> 00:06:43,719 That's where I got the water for the kettle from. 72 00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:48,813 Well, you know, it gives the tea a nice tang of titanium, doesn't it? 73 00:06:49,213 --> 00:06:51,010 Now this bloke, he once asked me... 74 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:55,106 "How do you heat treat your pistons?" And I said: "I don't, mate"... 75 00:06:55,107 --> 00:06:59,202 I just, you know, bung them in cold water and Bob's your uncle". 76 00:06:59,301 --> 00:07:02,097 And he said: "Well, that's the heat treatment"... 77 00:07:02,098 --> 00:07:06,194 and he just laughed and shook his head and walked away like. 78 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:09,089 Well, look this could be the perfect piston. 79 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,887 It blooming well ought to be, I've made hundreds of them. 80 00:07:12,087 --> 00:07:15,583 Look at them all up there, all blown to smithereens. 81 00:07:16,682 --> 00:07:19,978 - You made all those? - Yeah, I did. Look perfect. 82 00:07:20,478 --> 00:07:22,375 Beautiful, no inclusions see? 83 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:28,169 Now Tommy, does your mother have a carving knife I could borrow? 84 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,468 Carving knife? Yeah? 85 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:31,465 Yeah. I need a good sharp knife. 86 00:07:39,956 --> 00:07:41,254 Hang on. 87 00:07:41,654 --> 00:07:44,251 - Thomas, what are you up to? - Nothing, Mum. 88 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,748 Can I have some bread and peanut butter? 89 00:07:45,749 --> 00:07:48,546 Ok, but make sure you put everything away when you've finished. 90 00:07:49,745 --> 00:07:51,043 Sorry about that. 91 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,132 Tom. 92 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:04,728 - Don't forget the wood. - No, Mum. 93 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,621 Right. 94 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:13,818 I hope to get as much... 95 00:08:14,217 --> 00:08:16,415 rubber off as possible. 96 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,411 It has to be perfectly bald, like that, you see. 97 00:08:19,911 --> 00:08:23,407 - Why's that? - Well, at high speed... 98 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,904 the centrifugal force... 99 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:28,401 expands the tyre and... 100 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,497 it rubs against the frame of the bike. 101 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:36,392 Have to be careful not to cut through the cords though. 102 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:41,287 - Why do you pee on your lemon tree? - What? 103 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,884 Why do you pee on your lemon tree? 104 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,278 - Who says I do that? - Mum says she sees you... 105 00:08:49,378 --> 00:08:51,775 every morning and she goes on and on about it. 106 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,273 Does she? 107 00:08:55,071 --> 00:08:59,366 Well, it's good for it. You shouldn't waste anything in this world, sonny. 108 00:09:00,465 --> 00:09:02,762 - Well, I'd better be off home. - Alright then. 109 00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:05,160 Mum gets a bit cross if I stay over here too long. 110 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:06,358 She does. 111 00:09:08,556 --> 00:09:12,951 - Are you finished with the knife? - Not yet, I'll drop it by later. 112 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:16,247 No, don't do that, I'll pick it up after school tomorrow. 113 00:09:16,547 --> 00:09:17,746 Alright. 114 00:09:19,044 --> 00:09:20,942 - Bye. - Cheerio. 115 00:09:30,032 --> 00:09:31,729 - Burt Munro. - Yeah. 116 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:34,027 I believe you have my carving knife. 117 00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:36,325 - Oh yes. - And my sharpener. 118 00:09:38,522 --> 00:09:40,220 Hang on, here we are. 119 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,115 Well, thanks a lot, love. 120 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,702 G'day Frank. How are you? 121 00:09:56,802 --> 00:09:59,499 Oh not bad, could be better, could be worse. 122 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,595 I see your front tyre's going a bit flat on you there, Burt. 123 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:06,191 Yeah, well, the good news is, it's only flat on the bottom. 124 00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:09,487 I'll see you tomorrow night for the fun and games. 125 00:10:09,488 --> 00:10:10,486 It'll be a good one. 126 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:13,882 Hello, Fran. 127 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:19,077 - Give us the lot will you? The usual. - One pension check. Coming up. 128 00:10:20,475 --> 00:10:21,873 Fran... 129 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:25,969 I want to ask you a question, the answer to which is... 130 00:10:27,567 --> 00:10:28,766 a definite yes. 131 00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:31,463 - Alright, Fran? - Alright. 132 00:10:32,162 --> 00:10:33,261 Yes. 133 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,558 What is the question, Burt? 134 00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:39,154 Would you feel inclined to, you know, accompany... 135 00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:43,949 an impeccable young gentleman to a local do tomorrow night? 136 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,144 You're asking me on a date, Burt Munro? 137 00:10:49,143 --> 00:10:51,540 Well, yeah, I suppose I am actually, aren't I? 138 00:10:52,938 --> 00:10:54,437 - Would you? - You're on. 139 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:03,327 - Hello, son. - Hey, Burt. 140 00:11:04,426 --> 00:11:05,824 That's disgusting. 141 00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:08,221 It is, isn't it? 142 00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:12,117 All dressed up for the do tonight... 143 00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:14,014 and I couldn't get my best shoes on... 144 00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:16,612 because my toe nails had grown like oyster shells. 145 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:18,610 Alright... 146 00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:20,507 this should do the trick. 147 00:11:22,006 --> 00:11:23,304 There, look at that. 148 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:24,903 Little twinkle toes. 149 00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:33,793 - Thanks, Burt. - Right on. 150 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:45,080 - Evening, Burt. - Thank you... 151 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,577 - this is Fran. - Hello, Fran. 152 00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:49,275 Thank you very much. 153 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,473 - Hello, Duncan. - Burt. 154 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:56,167 Just going to say hello and be back in a second, love, alright? 155 00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,464 - How are you? - Bike going well? 156 00:11:59,663 --> 00:12:00,862 Yeah, not too bad. 157 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,459 - Happy birthday, Burt. - Thanks a lot, mate. 158 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:05,757 This is a bit of a surprise, isn't it? 159 00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:09,052 Would you like to buy a raffle ticket or two? 160 00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:12,049 - What's it for? - Porky the Pig plus two dozen beers. 161 00:12:12,249 --> 00:12:15,945 We're raising money to send Burt to the USA. Our mate, Burt. 162 00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:20,040 Hello. Come on and dance. 163 00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:24,835 - What's this? The twist? - This is the twist. You know the twist? 164 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,033 Come twist with me. 165 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:31,228 See you can twist. 166 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:37,121 - That's it, that's it. - This must be it, the atomic invasion. 167 00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:40,817 Then the air clears and the dust settles down. 168 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:43,614 You look outside, have they levelled the town? 169 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:46,411 But there, in the yard... 170 00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:48,309 so briskly alive... 171 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:50,706 stands Burt Munro's trusty... 172 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:53,203 old Indian Scout '45. 173 00:12:58,497 --> 00:13:00,795 That was a wonderful tribute to Burt. 174 00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,891 Now come on Burt, we want you up on stage, come on... 175 00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:05,589 come on, up you come. 176 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:12,581 I hope all of you have bought a raffle ticket tonight... 177 00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:17,076 because we believe Burt will put the Southland Motorcycle Club... 178 00:13:17,077 --> 00:13:18,175 on the map. 179 00:13:28,863 --> 00:13:30,461 What's going on out there? 180 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,459 Get out of here. 181 00:13:34,457 --> 00:13:35,456 Oh, dear. 182 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:47,342 Well folks, it looks like I've cracked it, I've um you know. 183 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,240 You Burt Munro? 184 00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:51,819 - What did he say? - I said, are you Burt Munro? 185 00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:54,434 Are you looking for old Burt? 186 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,732 I don't know, anyone seen Burt anywhere? 187 00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:58,729 Anyone seen Burt? 188 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,027 - No, he's... - You are, you're Burt Munro. 189 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:04,223 You're the old codger, rides the Army Indian right? 190 00:14:04,423 --> 00:14:06,720 That old joker. Burt Munro. Yeah. 191 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,918 Yeah, that's me I think. 192 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,912 Now the, ah, young fella, the army Indian is a real dog... 193 00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:16,110 what I've got is the... 194 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:20,705 genuine article, the 1920 V twin Scout. 195 00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:24,301 - That's the one with the pedals, right? - Don't put up with that, Burt. 196 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:30,793 No, well. Well, I don't know what sort of push bikes you monkeys came into town on... 197 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:35,688 but I know my old timer would trash the backsides of whatever they are. 198 00:14:36,387 --> 00:14:38,485 - I don't think so, granddad. - No. 199 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,579 Well, why don't you chaps put your money where your mouth is? 200 00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:46,276 You're on. You old coot. 201 00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:52,469 - Looks like they've chickened out, Burt. - What? 202 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,866 - Looks like they've chickened out. - They're here. 203 00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:57,463 They're here. 204 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,257 That's nice of them to show up isn't it? 205 00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:14,145 A hundred says the Indian comes last. 206 00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:15,643 Right. 207 00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:39,416 Come on, Burt. 208 00:15:41,813 --> 00:15:43,012 Ready, steady... 209 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,609 go. 210 00:15:50,104 --> 00:15:51,802 Come on, give me a push. 211 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,298 - Come on. - Come on, Burt. 212 00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,995 Give me a push. Come on, push hard. 213 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:01,691 Bugger it. 214 00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:05,487 Bugger it. 215 00:16:07,185 --> 00:16:08,583 Come on! Go! 216 00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:53,633 Bugger! 217 00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,530 Nice bike, granddad. 218 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,129 Loser. 219 00:17:15,508 --> 00:17:16,707 Thanks, fellas. 220 00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:19,304 - Better luck next time. - Better luck, Burt. 221 00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:25,696 There you go. 222 00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:27,894 - Well, thanks, love. - Careful, it's hot. 223 00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:33,188 Well, at least I gave them a good run for their money. 224 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,286 On the downward leg anyway. 225 00:17:36,384 --> 00:17:39,880 Burt... What's it going to cost to get over to America? 226 00:17:39,881 --> 00:17:41,378 Sorry, love. What did you say? 227 00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:43,377 How much is it gonna cost to get over to America? 228 00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:47,172 I don't know, about two thousand I'm told. 229 00:17:47,672 --> 00:17:49,769 And how much money have you got now? 230 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:55,663 Apart from today's disaster and the dough from last night and... 231 00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:58,759 the pension money I've been saving... 232 00:17:59,059 --> 00:18:03,953 ...about twelve hundred and 75 dollars, United States dollars, I reckon. 233 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,750 Well, I could lend you some money. 234 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:11,845 That's very kind of you Fran love, but no. I couldn't do that love. No, thanks. 235 00:18:12,044 --> 00:18:14,242 Well, there must be something you can do. 236 00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:17,638 Well, I haven't told anyone else this, Fran, but... 237 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:22,532 I don't reckon I'll be going to Bonneville. I mean not this year anyway and... 238 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:27,027 you know, seven hundred dollars is a lot of money to find... 239 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:31,522 and the boat leaves in five days. 240 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:38,115 Except I would like to see how fast she would really go... 241 00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:43,409 before I fall off the perch as it were. Before I ah, kicked the old bucket. 242 00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:55,296 Hello, Lloyd. 243 00:18:55,695 --> 00:18:56,994 Gidday, Burt. 244 00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:58,192 Shame about the fall. 245 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:00,290 Well, I'm still in one piece aren't I? 246 00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:02,786 What are you having tonight? 247 00:19:02,787 --> 00:19:05,184 Specialty of the house, pea, pie and pud. 248 00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:06,982 - That's five bob. - Alright. 249 00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:10,878 Burt? Why don't you take out a mortgage on your house? 250 00:19:11,078 --> 00:19:12,876 - What house? - Well, your property. 251 00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:14,874 I mean it's worth something. 252 00:19:16,871 --> 00:19:18,069 Here you are. 253 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:20,367 Burt Munro, look at the colour of your hands. 254 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:23,064 - What's the matter with them. - You're gonna wash those mitts... 255 00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:24,862 before you put them anywhere near me. 256 00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,461 There we are. 257 00:20:00,223 --> 00:20:01,321 Wakee, wakee. 258 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,619 Time to rise... 259 00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:06,116 and shine. 260 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,512 Burt, you're a sweetie. 261 00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:13,108 Got to get out of here before the neighbours spot me. 262 00:20:18,702 --> 00:20:21,399 Burt, this tastes a bit odd. 263 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,596 Metallic! 264 00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:28,790 You are my sunshine My only sunshine 265 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:30,089 Oh, crikey! 266 00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:31,787 What? 267 00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:33,485 I've got a pain in my chest. 268 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,781 He's in the shed, hurry. 269 00:20:41,276 --> 00:20:43,774 Mum, Dad, something's happened to Burt. 270 00:20:51,465 --> 00:20:53,063 Burt, what's wrong with you? 271 00:20:53,263 --> 00:20:55,560 I'll be alright Tommy, don't worry about me. 272 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,958 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 273 00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:23,229 What are you all staring at? Dirty old men need love too. 274 00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:29,322 - Mr. Munro. - Hello. 275 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,019 So, what's the story, Doc? 276 00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:36,414 - I'm sorry, it's not good news. - Oh, yeah. Well, fire away. 277 00:21:38,012 --> 00:21:39,810 You've had an attack of angina. 278 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,807 You have arterial sclerosis. 279 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:44,905 And what's that? 280 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,801 It's a narrowing of the arteries from the heart. 281 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:49,000 Oh, dear. 282 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,497 Yeah, I'm afraid there's not too much we can do for you at your age... 283 00:21:51,597 --> 00:21:53,695 other than suggesting you take it easy. 284 00:21:54,893 --> 00:21:58,090 Look if you have another attack, pop one of these under your tongue... 285 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,487 let it dissolve and then swallow the saliva. 286 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,084 The pain should be gone in thirty seconds. 287 00:22:03,284 --> 00:22:05,981 - Yeah, what do you call these things? - Trinitrate pills. 288 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,778 Um better known as nitro glycerine. 289 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:12,474 - The stuff you blow things up with. - Yes, but in much smaller quantities. 290 00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:13,473 Alright. 291 00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:18,467 Will this have any affect on me riding my bike? 292 00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:23,861 Unfortunately, I think your motorcycling days are over. 293 00:22:24,161 --> 00:22:25,159 Like hell they are. 294 00:22:39,843 --> 00:22:41,141 It won't be much longer. 295 00:22:49,632 --> 00:22:50,930 Springfield. 296 00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:55,925 Springfield. That's where the Indians come from. 297 00:22:56,025 --> 00:22:58,622 - Indians? - Yeah, the Indians... 298 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,119 from Springfield, Massachusetts. 299 00:23:02,318 --> 00:23:04,016 The world's greatest motorcycle. 300 00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:06,713 - Is that so? - That's right. 301 00:23:08,111 --> 00:23:10,508 - You can come through now. - Alright, thank you. 302 00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:13,205 Yeah, Springfield. 303 00:23:15,303 --> 00:23:18,499 The plan is for me to drive up to Timaru and... 304 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:23,694 there me and my bike... will catch a boat to the US of A to... 305 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:27,190 Los Angeles, and the boat leaves on Saturday. 306 00:23:27,389 --> 00:23:29,986 And I'll buy a car in Los Angeles... 307 00:23:30,086 --> 00:23:32,683 and drive up to Utah, to the Bonneville Salt Flats. 308 00:23:32,883 --> 00:23:36,179 - It's really important you do this trip? - Sure is mate, you know. 309 00:23:37,078 --> 00:23:40,674 Ever since I was a lad I've been interested in things that go fast... 310 00:23:40,874 --> 00:23:42,772 you know things that roll and go and... 311 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,468 at Bonneville things go real fast. It's... 312 00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:50,064 this giant dried up lake bed... 313 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,960 and it goes for miles and miles and it's dead flat... 314 00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:56,956 and you can drive a vehicle just as fast as it will go and it's... 315 00:23:57,256 --> 00:24:00,251 ...one of the few places on earth... 316 00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:04,448 where you can find out just what your machine is capable of. 317 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:09,242 In fact here I'm on the, that's me on the front of the New Zealand Motorcyclist. 318 00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:10,840 That's the Indian there. 319 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:13,038 - Very good! - Yeah, a few years ago. 320 00:24:13,438 --> 00:24:15,035 So I'd best be off soon... 321 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,633 because I don't know how much longer I've got to live you see. 322 00:24:17,634 --> 00:24:20,029 Yes, I don't think I heard that last statement. 323 00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,228 I said I don't know how much longer I've got to live. 324 00:24:22,229 --> 00:24:23,826 I heard you the first time. 325 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,824 So... tell me, Burt. 326 00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:28,920 What are you offering as collateral for this loan? 327 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:33,615 Well, my tools, my bits and pieces, my trophies and a lot of things like this. 328 00:24:33,616 --> 00:24:36,711 Well, I don't think they'd be of much interest to the bank... 329 00:24:36,712 --> 00:24:38,909 I think we'd be looking for something more substantial. 330 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,905 Something like the deed of title to your property. 331 00:24:43,903 --> 00:24:47,599 - Did you get the money? - Yep, I'm off on Thursday. 332 00:24:47,999 --> 00:24:50,895 Thursday? That soon? I wish I could come too. 333 00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:52,993 Oh, maybe next time. 334 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:58,287 Thomas. It's dinner time. Come home now. 335 00:24:58,487 --> 00:25:01,583 - Nearly finished, Mrs. Jackson. - Yeah, Mum, we're almost finished. 336 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,779 See you after dinner, Burt. 337 00:25:06,578 --> 00:25:07,876 Alright, lad. 338 00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:17,665 Hey, not so fast. 339 00:25:17,865 --> 00:25:19,463 I'm the record breaker. 340 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,658 Where are you going? 341 00:25:25,456 --> 00:25:27,155 And that's the... 342 00:25:27,654 --> 00:25:30,850 before I put the... you know, the streamliner on it. 343 00:25:35,046 --> 00:25:36,045 What's that one? 344 00:25:36,844 --> 00:25:41,139 That's a girlfriend of mine when I first bought the bike. 345 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:42,837 It was a long time ago that was. 346 00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:48,830 Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash? 347 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,029 No... 348 00:25:50,328 --> 00:25:52,225 you... 349 00:25:52,226 --> 00:25:55,722 live more in five minutes on a bike like this... 350 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:58,619 going flat out than some people live in a lifetime. 351 00:25:59,418 --> 00:26:01,115 And... 352 00:26:01,116 --> 00:26:05,312 yeah, more in five minutes. That's my Dad there. 353 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:08,009 And my mum. 354 00:26:09,507 --> 00:26:10,905 They're all gone. 355 00:26:13,103 --> 00:26:15,101 God, it's gone by so fast! 356 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,896 You know, danger is the spice of life... 357 00:26:19,096 --> 00:26:22,193 and you've got to take a risk every now and again haven't you, son? 358 00:26:22,492 --> 00:26:25,589 You know that's what makes life worthwhile. 359 00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:30,483 And you know, having some nice ladies around... 360 00:26:30,783 --> 00:26:32,980 ...can be a big help, mind you. 361 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:36,876 - You really don't get scared? - No, no. 362 00:26:38,474 --> 00:26:39,473 You know... 363 00:26:39,873 --> 00:26:42,570 when I was a boy about your age... 364 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:45,866 I had a little twin brother whose name was Ernie... 365 00:26:46,066 --> 00:26:50,461 and one day our Dad was out the back cutting down a tree... 366 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:52,259 and... 367 00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:57,952 suddenly it got hung up, the tree that is, it got stuck on something and... 368 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:02,248 Ernie went to go and help. All of a sudden the tree... 369 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:06,742 slipped and fell on him and killed him stone dead. 370 00:27:12,236 --> 00:27:14,134 I always remember that. 371 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:19,328 Anyway, since then I've always tried never to be scared of anything. 372 00:27:19,828 --> 00:27:21,225 Although I must say before... 373 00:27:21,226 --> 00:27:24,522 a big bike event I do sometimes get nervous, you know... 374 00:27:26,221 --> 00:27:30,715 if the butterflies in my stomach were cows... 375 00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:34,012 I'd be able to start a dairy farm. 376 00:27:35,410 --> 00:27:36,809 That's funny. 377 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:42,003 When they took you off in the ambulance to the hospital. What happened? 378 00:27:42,302 --> 00:27:44,900 I don't know, just a touch of indigestion I think. 379 00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:48,795 Yeah, that's all it was. There's nothing wrong with me, don't you worry about me. 380 00:27:48,895 --> 00:27:50,593 And anyway at my age... 381 00:27:50,893 --> 00:27:54,489 any day above ground and vertical is a good day. 382 00:27:55,088 --> 00:27:58,185 Listen, you take care of this until I get back alright? 383 00:27:58,784 --> 00:28:02,680 - What happens if you don't come back? - We'll talk about that then shan't we. 384 00:28:05,277 --> 00:28:06,774 - Hey, Burt? - Yeah. 385 00:28:06,775 --> 00:28:08,673 Don't forget to mow your lawns will you? 386 00:28:08,773 --> 00:28:10,970 - What? - Don't forget to mow your lawns. 387 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:12,868 My Dad goes on and on about it. 388 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,167 He does, does he? 389 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:17,463 He says it lowers the property values of the neighbourhood. 390 00:28:18,961 --> 00:28:22,058 Well, oh dear, we can't have that can we? 391 00:28:45,631 --> 00:28:46,630 What are you doing? 392 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:49,227 Hello, son. I'm just getting rid of the grass. 393 00:28:52,124 --> 00:28:54,821 Burt, what the hell are you doing this time? 394 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,217 Oh, like you said George I'm getting rid of the grass... 395 00:28:58,716 --> 00:29:01,314 being a good neighbour before I leave tomorrow. 396 00:29:01,613 --> 00:29:04,010 Tom, Tom! Get back inside now! 397 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:06,008 Now! 398 00:29:07,507 --> 00:29:08,805 Honestly, Burt! 399 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,797 - What are they doing here? - It might be the fire, Burt. 400 00:29:24,787 --> 00:29:26,685 Right, the tyre goes in first. 401 00:29:27,384 --> 00:29:28,683 That's it. 402 00:29:29,382 --> 00:29:31,679 That's it, Jeff. You've got it. 403 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:33,877 This goes in here. 404 00:29:35,675 --> 00:29:36,973 Pills... 405 00:29:37,772 --> 00:29:39,171 license, passport. 406 00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:42,667 Right, let's see, I've got everything? 407 00:29:43,566 --> 00:29:47,062 Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet. 408 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:48,660 What are you laughing at? 409 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,159 I'm on my way. 410 00:29:50,358 --> 00:29:52,756 - Dad says to call us collect. - What? 411 00:29:52,856 --> 00:29:54,454 Dad says to call us collect. 412 00:29:54,853 --> 00:29:56,951 - That's nice of him. - Tell us how you get on. 413 00:29:57,650 --> 00:29:58,649 Thank you. 414 00:29:58,849 --> 00:30:00,347 That's our phone number. 415 00:30:01,746 --> 00:30:05,142 - Do you think you'll break the record? - Well, I hope so. 416 00:30:05,941 --> 00:30:07,939 Dad doesn't think you can do it. 417 00:30:10,036 --> 00:30:11,435 Is that what he said? 418 00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:13,732 He said everyone thinks that. 419 00:30:14,431 --> 00:30:15,630 Well... 420 00:30:17,028 --> 00:30:18,127 Except me. 421 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,918 You're a good boy, Tom. 422 00:30:30,213 --> 00:30:32,011 I'll tell you something, son. 423 00:30:32,311 --> 00:30:36,207 If you don't follow through on your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable. 424 00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:39,703 What type of vegetable? 425 00:30:40,102 --> 00:30:41,401 I don't know... 426 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:42,999 a cabbage. 427 00:30:44,098 --> 00:30:45,296 Yeah... 428 00:30:45,496 --> 00:30:46,795 a cabbage. 429 00:30:48,693 --> 00:30:50,740 There you are. Don't lose it, will you? 430 00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,788 - I promise I'll look after it. - Right. 431 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:57,982 So keep an eye on the place for me won't you, Tom. 432 00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,481 And... 433 00:31:01,079 --> 00:31:02,977 don't forget to feed the fowls. 434 00:31:03,076 --> 00:31:04,575 - That's my job. - Yeah. 435 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:05,772 And... 436 00:31:05,773 --> 00:31:08,970 you can give the eggs to Mum and... 437 00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:10,768 what else is there? 438 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:12,566 Oh, yes... 439 00:31:13,165 --> 00:31:17,460 you can pee on my lemon tree for me if you like, while I'm away. 440 00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:20,357 And there's nothing wrong with peeing on your lemon tree... 441 00:31:20,457 --> 00:31:24,353 as Confucius used to say, it's the best natural fertilizer in the world. 442 00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:27,049 - Who's Confucius? - He's some bloke who lives up in Dunedin. 443 00:31:27,649 --> 00:31:29,147 Thanks for you help, chaps. 444 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:30,945 - Good luck, Burt. - Thanks, Jeff. 445 00:31:31,045 --> 00:31:33,642 - You show them over there in the States. - I will. 446 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:34,841 Take it easy, Burt. 447 00:31:34,941 --> 00:31:37,538 That's not one of the things I'm planning on doing, George. 448 00:31:37,638 --> 00:31:38,886 Cheerio, love. 449 00:31:38,887 --> 00:31:40,135 Good luck. 450 00:31:40,235 --> 00:31:41,533 Cheerio, my friend. 451 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:44,630 If you don't go when you wanna go when you do go, you'll find you're gone. 452 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:46,228 - I'll see ya. - See ya, Burt. 453 00:31:46,727 --> 00:31:47,926 Bye, Burt. 454 00:31:48,425 --> 00:31:49,824 - Good luck. - Cheerio. 455 00:31:50,523 --> 00:31:51,322 See ya, Burt. 456 00:32:04,907 --> 00:32:05,806 Look at that! 457 00:32:16,094 --> 00:32:19,590 Well, Fran, I'm finally on my way. 458 00:32:23,086 --> 00:32:26,483 I thought some more of the blokes from the club... 459 00:32:26,582 --> 00:32:28,880 would have dropped by to see me off. 460 00:32:29,479 --> 00:32:31,877 Well, they probably had to work today. 461 00:32:32,176 --> 00:32:33,774 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 462 00:32:34,773 --> 00:32:37,270 Yeah, young Tom tells me... 463 00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:40,167 that no one thinks I can do it. 464 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,163 - Do you think I can do it, Fran? - I don't know, Burt. 465 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,560 I don't think it really matters one way or the other. 466 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:55,150 You know, I read something once, years ago. 467 00:32:56,449 --> 00:32:58,347 I learnt it off by heart. 468 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,842 It was Theodore Roosevelt said it... 469 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:07,736 it's not the critic that counts... 470 00:33:07,936 --> 00:33:12,131 not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles... 471 00:33:12,331 --> 00:33:17,126 or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. 472 00:33:19,423 --> 00:33:23,518 The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena. 473 00:33:32,808 --> 00:33:34,806 Wind your window down! Down. 474 00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:36,404 What? 475 00:33:36,803 --> 00:33:38,301 Some beer money. 476 00:33:38,302 --> 00:33:40,499 - What? - Some beer money. 477 00:33:41,398 --> 00:33:42,897 I don't drink. 478 00:33:43,796 --> 00:33:45,394 Good luck. 479 00:33:45,594 --> 00:33:46,892 - You go well. - Thanks, mate. 480 00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:48,590 You show 'em Kiwis can fly. 481 00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:51,687 Yeah, I'll bring you back the Statue of Liberty. 482 00:33:52,386 --> 00:33:53,684 Good on you mate, thanks a lot. 483 00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:13,862 Hey, not so fast! 484 00:34:16,359 --> 00:34:17,458 Crikey! 485 00:34:19,156 --> 00:34:20,554 Take it easy, mate! 486 00:34:23,151 --> 00:34:24,550 I thought it was a goner. 487 00:34:31,941 --> 00:34:33,240 Better get going. 488 00:34:33,241 --> 00:34:34,538 Yeah, alright... 489 00:34:35,138 --> 00:34:37,835 take care of the old jalopy, won't you? 490 00:34:39,433 --> 00:34:41,330 - You look after yourself. - I will. 491 00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:43,029 You've got your pills and everything, right? 492 00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:44,927 Yeah, yeah, right as rain. 493 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,818 - You come back in one piece. - I will, cheerio. 494 00:35:03,006 --> 00:35:04,305 Where's the Captain? 495 00:35:04,405 --> 00:35:05,703 Down below. 496 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,701 - Down the gangway there. - Thanks. 497 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:10,298 There we are. 498 00:35:10,598 --> 00:35:12,496 I'm looking for the Captain. 499 00:35:12,995 --> 00:35:14,194 That's me. 500 00:35:15,392 --> 00:35:17,390 My name's Burt Munro. 501 00:35:20,187 --> 00:35:23,983 I'm supposed to do a job to work my passage to Los Angeles. 502 00:35:24,183 --> 00:35:26,580 - Yeah, well, I hope you can cook. - Cook? 503 00:35:28,777 --> 00:35:30,775 - I'll give it a go. - There's the galley. 504 00:35:35,470 --> 00:35:36,269 Crikey! 505 00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:39,066 Who does the dishes, mate? 506 00:35:39,765 --> 00:35:40,864 You. 507 00:35:46,358 --> 00:35:47,756 Smells good. 508 00:35:48,056 --> 00:35:49,654 What do you have for us today, Burt? 509 00:35:49,954 --> 00:35:51,752 It's good Kiwi tucker. 510 00:35:54,349 --> 00:35:56,846 Don't let Burt see you doing that. 511 00:35:57,245 --> 00:35:59,942 Here, don't spoil it with all that sauce. 512 00:36:00,442 --> 00:36:02,140 - Sorry, Burt. - Stone the crows! 513 00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:08,931 Are you going to watch the movie, Burt? 514 00:36:08,932 --> 00:36:11,629 - What's that? - Are you going to watch the movie? 515 00:36:12,728 --> 00:36:15,025 - What's it called? - Broken Barrier. 516 00:36:16,624 --> 00:36:19,620 - It's supposed to be good. - Is Jane Russell in it? 517 00:36:20,319 --> 00:36:22,217 There's a spare seat over here, Burt. 518 00:36:30,009 --> 00:36:31,007 Smoke? 519 00:36:31,307 --> 00:36:33,704 - No. Not for me, mate. - You don't smoke Burt? 520 00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:36,102 No, I don't and that's why people say to me... 521 00:36:36,401 --> 00:36:38,249 how do you keep going at your age, Burt... 522 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,096 and I say, well because I don't smoke... 523 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:42,894 so I'm telling you young monkeys, don't smoke. 524 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:46,290 You can laugh, but my Dad said... 525 00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:48,687 why contaminate your lungs with tobacco smoke? 526 00:36:48,887 --> 00:36:51,984 The only thing you accomplish with smoking is destroying your lungs... 527 00:36:51,985 --> 00:36:54,581 - and shortening your life. - Kill the lights. 528 00:36:58,476 --> 00:36:59,575 Is Jane Russell in this? 529 00:37:00,774 --> 00:37:02,072 Go well, Burt. 530 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,469 - Thanks, mate. 531 00:37:12,261 --> 00:37:13,859 - Good luck to you, Burt. - Thanks. 532 00:37:14,059 --> 00:37:15,857 Remember what I said. Don't smoke. 533 00:37:16,656 --> 00:37:17,655 I'm trying. 534 00:37:17,955 --> 00:37:19,353 Cheerio, mates. See ya. 535 00:37:20,951 --> 00:37:23,249 Welcome to the United States. Customs to the left. 536 00:37:23,348 --> 00:37:24,947 Thank you, good to be here. 537 00:37:25,446 --> 00:37:26,445 G'day. 538 00:37:32,938 --> 00:37:33,937 G'day. 539 00:37:34,236 --> 00:37:36,733 Please, stand behind the yellow line until you are called, sir. 540 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:37,832 What's that? 541 00:37:37,932 --> 00:37:40,429 - Behind the yellow line. - Yellow line? 542 00:37:50,618 --> 00:37:51,617 G'day. 543 00:37:51,717 --> 00:37:54,214 Passport and customs declaration, please sir. 544 00:37:55,512 --> 00:37:56,811 There you are. 545 00:38:02,205 --> 00:38:04,402 How long do you intend to stay in the United States? 546 00:38:04,602 --> 00:38:08,797 However long it takes me to get to Bonneville and back. 547 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,994 And the purpose of your visit? 548 00:38:10,995 --> 00:38:14,391 To set a land speed record on my Indian. 549 00:38:15,490 --> 00:38:16,389 Indian? 550 00:38:16,888 --> 00:38:17,987 Mr. Munro... 551 00:38:18,187 --> 00:38:20,284 - So this is your first time to America? - Yes, sir. 552 00:38:20,484 --> 00:38:23,181 You gave some rather odd answers to the Officer... 553 00:38:23,481 --> 00:38:25,279 so we just have a few further questions we'd like to ask you. 554 00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:29,075 - Well, fire away. - Well, let's go over again what you said. 555 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:32,171 Now what exactly do you intend to do here in the United States? 556 00:38:32,471 --> 00:38:34,269 Well, set a land speed record. 557 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:38,464 - And how do you intend to do that, sir? - On my motorcycle. 558 00:38:38,764 --> 00:38:42,060 It's in the hold of the ship at the moment and... 559 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:46,954 they're going to unload it tomorrow. It's an Indian, a 1920 Indian Scout... 560 00:38:47,853 --> 00:38:49,352 modified somewhat. 561 00:38:50,351 --> 00:38:51,250 You know what? 562 00:38:51,849 --> 00:38:54,146 - I think I've read about your bike. - Yeah? 563 00:38:54,346 --> 00:38:57,443 Yeah, it was in Popular Mechanics, a couple of years ago. 564 00:38:57,642 --> 00:38:59,241 That's right, that's me. 565 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,637 A Leslie Hobbs from Christchurch sent that story. 566 00:39:02,837 --> 00:39:05,633 What was it? Fastest motorcycle in Australia? 567 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,631 Yeah, and in New Zealand. 568 00:39:10,028 --> 00:39:12,126 Well, I guess you're legitimate, Mr. Munro. 569 00:39:12,426 --> 00:39:15,187 It sounds like we should be very honoured to have you here in America. 570 00:39:15,322 --> 00:39:17,820 - Well, thank you. - We're going to give you six months... 571 00:39:18,019 --> 00:39:20,017 that should be time enough to get the job done. 572 00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:24,512 - Welcome to the USA. - Thank you very much. 573 00:39:24,712 --> 00:39:26,410 - Good luck, sir. - Thank you. 574 00:39:33,702 --> 00:39:35,200 - Gears in the trunk. - What? 575 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,798 Bags in the back. 576 00:39:37,298 --> 00:39:38,696 Bag, back! 577 00:39:38,796 --> 00:39:41,793 Don't worry about me, I'll do it myself. 578 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,591 Strewth! 579 00:39:57,075 --> 00:39:58,873 Sit in the back, in the back! 580 00:39:59,173 --> 00:40:01,171 - What? - You, in the back! 581 00:40:02,769 --> 00:40:06,565 Tell you something, mate, you don't want to get old around here. 582 00:40:09,561 --> 00:40:10,760 Ta ra. 583 00:40:13,357 --> 00:40:14,955 - Where to? - What? 584 00:40:15,255 --> 00:40:17,651 - Where to? - Hollywood. 585 00:40:17,652 --> 00:40:21,048 Yeah, I want to go to Hollywood, I want to see the film stars. 586 00:40:21,448 --> 00:40:23,646 Okay, we go to Hollywood. 587 00:40:24,045 --> 00:40:25,643 Where in Hollywood? 588 00:40:26,343 --> 00:40:29,839 A motel on Sunset Boulevard... 589 00:40:30,538 --> 00:40:32,336 I hear that's a pretty great street. 590 00:40:32,536 --> 00:40:35,532 I don't know who you talking to lately. Which motel? 591 00:40:36,831 --> 00:40:38,329 Recommend one. 592 00:40:38,629 --> 00:40:41,126 Come on man, what do you think I am, an encyclopaedia? 593 00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:45,021 Drop me somewhere and I'll sort it out myself. 594 00:40:53,212 --> 00:40:55,410 Must have a bit electricity bill here. 595 00:40:59,705 --> 00:41:01,004 Firestone... 596 00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:03,001 Shell. 597 00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:08,795 It's all about cars, isn't it? I've never seen so many cars. 598 00:41:09,194 --> 00:41:12,790 - You say something, man? - I said I've never seen so many cars. 599 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:15,487 Got to get around somehow. 600 00:41:20,282 --> 00:41:23,378 Look, there's a bowling alley. Do you bowl? 601 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,569 What's he honking his horn about? 602 00:41:34,865 --> 00:41:37,263 Jesus! Crikey, did you see that? 603 00:41:38,361 --> 00:41:40,359 That blokes backing into that geaser's car. 604 00:41:41,258 --> 00:41:42,757 He's crazy, he's nuts. 605 00:41:43,655 --> 00:41:45,254 He did it again. 606 00:41:46,552 --> 00:41:48,950 Don't stare, there's a lot of crazy people in this town. 607 00:41:49,249 --> 00:41:51,047 I've never seen anything like that before. 608 00:42:02,135 --> 00:42:04,232 - This should do... - What's the damage? 609 00:42:04,932 --> 00:42:06,330 28 dollar, plus bag... 610 00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:08,528 - 29 dollar. - What? 611 00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:12,823 Did you just say what I thought you said? 612 00:42:12,923 --> 00:42:15,120 - Are you deaf? - What? 613 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:18,616 - Are you deaf? - Yeah, I am a bit deaf, but I'm not stupid. 614 00:42:18,716 --> 00:42:21,613 - How much did you say it was? - 29 dollar. 615 00:42:21,813 --> 00:42:26,208 No, I don't want to buy the cab, mate. I just want to pay the fare, that's all. 616 00:42:26,209 --> 00:42:27,906 - Where you from? - What? 617 00:42:28,105 --> 00:42:31,202 - You a British? - No, you must be joking... 618 00:42:31,402 --> 00:42:33,699 I'm no Pommie, I'm from New Zealand. 619 00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:35,297 Well, this is America. 620 00:42:36,196 --> 00:42:39,093 And the fare, right there on the meter, 29 dollar. 621 00:42:39,493 --> 00:42:42,090 Open your wallet and let the moths out. 622 00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:43,688 I'm doing it, I'm doing it. 623 00:42:44,287 --> 00:42:46,884 There you go, 29 dollars. 624 00:42:47,084 --> 00:42:48,982 - No, don't forget the tip. - What? 625 00:42:49,182 --> 00:42:51,479 Yes, we tip in America. 626 00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:52,578 Ten percent. 627 00:42:52,678 --> 00:42:54,476 - How much? - Ten percent. 628 00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:57,872 Oh yeah, there you go, ten cents. 629 00:43:06,562 --> 00:43:08,060 Excuse me, sir. 630 00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:10,358 - You look like a generous man, sir. - What? 631 00:43:10,558 --> 00:43:12,356 - You look like a generous man. - Oh do I? 632 00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:15,852 Yes you do. Would you like to buy a flower to give to someone special? 633 00:43:16,151 --> 00:43:18,149 Well, sorry I don't have any cash. 634 00:43:18,449 --> 00:43:20,646 Don't worry, the money goes to a good cause. 635 00:43:20,846 --> 00:43:23,443 It's for an organization that helps needy people. 636 00:43:23,743 --> 00:43:25,641 Oh alright, well, how much is it? 637 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:28,238 - Just give what you can afford. - Alright, well. 638 00:43:30,136 --> 00:43:32,232 They all look the same to me. They're all green. 639 00:43:32,233 --> 00:43:34,930 - Yes, that's why we call them greenbacks. - That looks like a one. 640 00:43:35,230 --> 00:43:36,628 - Look there's one. - No, that's a ten. 641 00:43:36,728 --> 00:43:38,688 - Thanks, you have a good day. - No, that's a ten. 642 00:43:38,726 --> 00:43:40,624 Hey come on miss, that's a ten. 643 00:43:41,023 --> 00:43:42,263 I didn't want to pay that much. 644 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:43,920 Hey, come back. 645 00:43:47,815 --> 00:43:48,814 Crikey. 646 00:43:48,815 --> 00:43:50,313 - Hey baby. - What do you want? 647 00:43:50,513 --> 00:43:51,811 - You wanna go? - Go where? 648 00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:55,407 - Go inside. - I'm going inside. 649 00:43:56,206 --> 00:43:58,104 I'll take you around the world. 650 00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:00,102 I've just come from halfway around the world. 651 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,900 15 bucks, baby. 652 00:44:01,901 --> 00:44:03,198 15 bucks. 653 00:44:03,398 --> 00:44:05,196 No, sorry, go away. 654 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:13,287 Hello. 655 00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:21,678 - I need a room. - A room will cost you five bucks an hour. 656 00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:23,775 I'm planning on staying a wee bit longer than that. 657 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:26,572 - How long? - I don't know, a couple of days I guess. 658 00:44:26,672 --> 00:44:28,770 - Double occupancy? - What? 659 00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:30,468 Double occupancy? 660 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,065 No, just me, myself and I. 661 00:44:33,864 --> 00:44:37,060 Will it cost a lot because I can't afford a lot. 662 00:44:38,359 --> 00:44:40,457 - You a member of Triple A? - What? 663 00:44:40,656 --> 00:44:43,054 - Are you a Triple A member? - Never heard of them. 664 00:44:43,353 --> 00:44:44,552 Never heard of Triple A? 665 00:44:44,752 --> 00:44:48,048 No Miss Brittle Britches, I have not heard of Triple A. 666 00:44:49,546 --> 00:44:51,544 Okay, let's just say you are a member, doll. 667 00:44:51,545 --> 00:44:53,542 - Alright. - That'll save you ten percent. 668 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,838 How does 22 bucks a night sound? 669 00:44:57,238 --> 00:44:59,335 That much? Is that cheap? 670 00:45:00,434 --> 00:45:01,832 Honey, that's cheaper than cheap. 671 00:45:05,129 --> 00:45:08,025 - What's your name? - Tina Washington. 672 00:45:08,225 --> 00:45:09,523 Well, Tina Washington, 673 00:45:09,524 --> 00:45:12,121 I want you to have this, it might cheer you up a bit. 674 00:45:12,421 --> 00:45:14,518 Get some of that muck off your pluck. 675 00:45:15,018 --> 00:45:16,316 Well, thank you. 676 00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:19,213 That's the first nice thing that's happened round here all week. 677 00:45:19,214 --> 00:45:20,611 You're welcome. 678 00:45:20,911 --> 00:45:23,908 My name's Burt Munro. From New Zealand. 679 00:45:24,007 --> 00:45:25,506 I'm from down under. 680 00:45:25,706 --> 00:45:27,803 Well, hello, Burt Munro from New Zealand down under. 681 00:45:28,103 --> 00:45:30,201 I tell you, I've had a heck of a night. 682 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:32,498 Welcome to Hollyweird. 683 00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:25,738 Hello? 684 00:46:26,038 --> 00:46:27,236 Anybody home? 685 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,332 - Hello, Tina. - Good morning, Burt. 686 00:46:31,631 --> 00:46:33,130 You still here? 687 00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:37,325 That's why you were so crabby last night. 688 00:46:37,525 --> 00:46:38,823 Don't you ever get any sleep? 689 00:46:39,123 --> 00:46:40,621 Honey I work the night shift. 690 00:46:40,821 --> 00:46:43,318 I'm out of here as soon as James turns up.. and he's late. 691 00:46:44,517 --> 00:46:47,613 Yeah, could you phone this number for me? 692 00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:51,409 Yeah, it's a shipping company and they've got a big box of mine... 693 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:54,905 and I want to know how to arrange to get it. 694 00:46:57,203 --> 00:46:59,300 No, you talk to them, they'll never get my accent. 695 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,997 Okay, what do you want me to ask them? One moment please. 696 00:47:02,097 --> 00:47:06,792 Ask them when a Burt Munro's box containing the motorcycle... 697 00:47:06,793 --> 00:47:07,990 will be ready for pick up. 698 00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:11,287 Hello, I'm calling for Mr. Burt Munro. 699 00:47:11,387 --> 00:47:14,183 Yes, he'd like to know when the box containing his motorcycle... 700 00:47:14,184 --> 00:47:16,281 - will be available for pick up. - What ship? 701 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,278 - What ship? - Rangatira from New Zealand. 702 00:47:19,478 --> 00:47:21,575 The Rangatira from New Zealand. 703 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,473 - It's arrived. - So he can claim it? 704 00:47:25,471 --> 00:47:27,868 Tomorrow from the Long Beach customs holding area. 705 00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:30,066 Okay, thank you, I'll tell him. Bye-bye. 706 00:47:30,365 --> 00:47:31,963 That was pretty fast. 707 00:47:32,263 --> 00:47:33,761 You're late. 708 00:47:35,959 --> 00:47:39,355 I can't stand another minute in this place. Let me buy you breakfast. 709 00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,050 Well, this is great. 710 00:47:44,449 --> 00:47:48,145 You know, I've never seen a menu with photographs before. 711 00:47:49,444 --> 00:47:50,942 - Are you ready to order, sir? - What? 712 00:47:51,242 --> 00:47:53,040 - Are you ready? - Oh yes... 713 00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:57,934 I think the Double Delight, that's for me. 714 00:47:58,633 --> 00:48:00,431 - How would you like your eggs? - What? 715 00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:02,229 How would you like your eggs? 716 00:48:03,029 --> 00:48:04,227 Well, I'd like them cooked. 717 00:48:05,126 --> 00:48:08,023 Sunny side up? Over easy? 718 00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:11,719 - I don't know, whatever you recommend. - Over easy's best. 719 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:14,016 Alright, eggs over easy. 720 00:48:14,316 --> 00:48:15,514 Make that two. 721 00:48:15,814 --> 00:48:18,511 Over easy. I must remember that. 722 00:48:18,711 --> 00:48:21,508 Yeah, I like this American breakfast thing. 723 00:48:22,207 --> 00:48:23,206 It's good. 724 00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:29,299 So my girl, where's the best place for me to get a used car? 725 00:48:29,499 --> 00:48:30,797 The valley. 726 00:48:31,297 --> 00:48:33,294 After breakfast I could take you there. 727 00:48:33,394 --> 00:48:34,393 Oh, thank you. 728 00:48:36,391 --> 00:48:38,089 And I'm not a girl. 729 00:48:40,187 --> 00:48:41,186 I'm a boy. 730 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,677 I thought there was something a little odd about you. 731 00:48:48,678 --> 00:48:51,574 But hey, you're still a sweetheart. 732 00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:55,370 Yep. 733 00:49:09,554 --> 00:49:10,752 Thanks a million, Tina. 734 00:49:11,052 --> 00:49:13,150 Hey, there are stacks of cars here. 735 00:49:13,849 --> 00:49:16,146 - I'll be back in the motel later on. - Bye. 736 00:49:17,345 --> 00:49:18,444 Bye. 737 00:49:22,938 --> 00:49:24,636 Buenos diaz! 738 00:49:24,637 --> 00:49:26,035 How may I help you, sir? 739 00:49:26,335 --> 00:49:30,230 Yeah, I want to buy a car, a cheap car, a very cheap car. 740 00:49:30,231 --> 00:49:32,428 Well, you've come to the right place, amigo. 741 00:49:32,827 --> 00:49:37,123 In fact, if you can find cars like this any cheaper, they're probably stolen. 742 00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:40,719 My name's Burt, Burt Munro from New Zealand. Nice to meet you. 743 00:49:41,018 --> 00:49:43,515 I'm Fernando from El Salvador, nice to meet you, Mr. Munro. 744 00:49:43,615 --> 00:49:46,212 - You can call me Burt. - Okay, Mr. Burt. 745 00:49:46,812 --> 00:49:50,008 So how much were you looking to spend here Mr. Burt? 746 00:49:50,009 --> 00:49:51,307 Not a lot Fernando... 747 00:49:51,606 --> 00:49:54,203 I haven't got much left after the cab ride I took yesterday. 748 00:49:55,502 --> 00:49:57,300 You want 399 for this? 749 00:49:58,299 --> 00:49:59,997 It sounds a bit sick. 750 00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:01,795 Well, what would you offer me? 751 00:50:02,194 --> 00:50:05,091 Listen, I'll give you 200 if you'll do me a favour. 752 00:50:05,890 --> 00:50:08,787 Throw in the use of your workshop... 753 00:50:08,987 --> 00:50:11,484 and some of that junk I see lying around... 754 00:50:12,183 --> 00:50:14,880 I've got to knock up a trailer... 755 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,377 to drag my bike over to Bonneville. 756 00:50:17,577 --> 00:50:19,575 That's not a favour, 325 is a favour. 757 00:50:19,775 --> 00:50:21,972 No, 225. 758 00:50:22,971 --> 00:50:25,568 You're a tough customer, Mr. Burt, but I like you... 759 00:50:25,868 --> 00:50:29,164 I'm going to give it to you for 250 and you can use the workshop... 760 00:50:29,264 --> 00:50:31,661 but only at night and keep the noise down. 761 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:32,422 What about tonight? 762 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,258 Yeah, yeah, tonight's OK. 763 00:50:34,558 --> 00:50:38,154 Stop the car, let's get this thing running properly. 764 00:50:51,938 --> 00:50:53,337 There that sounds better. 765 00:50:55,235 --> 00:50:58,331 - Let me drive. - Okay, come on. 766 00:50:58,531 --> 00:51:00,928 She's singing like a bird now. 767 00:51:01,328 --> 00:51:03,525 Oh, she's a good old girl, isn't she? 768 00:51:03,725 --> 00:51:05,124 There we are, alright. 769 00:51:12,016 --> 00:51:15,312 - You make a left here, Mr. Burt. - Alright. 770 00:51:19,108 --> 00:51:21,205 The buggers are in the wrong lane. 771 00:51:21,405 --> 00:51:22,904 Stop the car, stop the car. 772 00:51:25,101 --> 00:51:27,099 Turn, turn, this way. 773 00:51:27,998 --> 00:51:29,596 Stop, stop the car. 774 00:51:31,893 --> 00:51:33,691 Keep your shirt on. 775 00:51:35,789 --> 00:51:39,085 - Scoot over, you stupid old bastard. - Thought I was back in New Zealand... 776 00:51:39,086 --> 00:51:41,682 we drive on the other side of the road over there. 777 00:51:41,982 --> 00:51:44,379 Yeah? You're going to get us all killed. 778 00:51:45,878 --> 00:51:48,724 Well, you're not in New Zealand, you're in America. 779 00:51:48,725 --> 00:51:51,571 - I know it. - We drive on the right side of the road. 780 00:52:01,061 --> 00:52:04,157 Now, Burt. Let me give you some advice. 781 00:52:06,255 --> 00:52:08,952 When you're driving, not only here in America... 782 00:52:09,052 --> 00:52:10,750 but anywhere's around the world... 783 00:52:10,949 --> 00:52:14,246 the driver should always be in the centre of the road. 784 00:52:14,645 --> 00:52:17,292 In the centre. If you're not in the centre... 785 00:52:17,293 --> 00:52:19,939 you're on the wrong side of the road. Okay? 786 00:52:29,728 --> 00:52:31,626 You want this right here? 787 00:52:34,823 --> 00:52:36,021 That's it. 788 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:37,619 Yeah, good. 789 00:52:38,019 --> 00:52:39,118 Got it. 790 00:52:39,617 --> 00:52:41,415 It's 3 am in the morning. 791 00:52:41,615 --> 00:52:44,612 Yeah, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it? 792 00:52:45,610 --> 00:52:48,607 You know, when I told you that you could use the workshop at night... 793 00:52:48,608 --> 00:52:50,605 I didn't mean all night. My wife's gonna kill me. 794 00:52:51,204 --> 00:52:53,901 You take yourself off home and I'll have a snooze... 795 00:52:53,902 --> 00:52:56,498 in the back of the car and you know, mate... 796 00:52:56,698 --> 00:52:59,094 I'll lock up the place before I go to sleep. 797 00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:02,591 Seems to me like a whole lot of effort to sell a lousy 250 dollar motorcar. 798 00:53:03,191 --> 00:53:06,087 Okay, Mr. Burt, you pull the door down. Have a good night. 799 00:53:07,186 --> 00:53:11,981 Fernando. Where do I take a leak around here? 800 00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:14,278 - Leak? - Yeah, a pee... 801 00:53:14,578 --> 00:53:16,576 trouble with the old prostrate, you know. 802 00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:20,172 Yeah, go straight through those doors, there's a door there that says Caballero... 803 00:53:20,671 --> 00:53:21,570 Alright. 804 00:53:22,569 --> 00:53:24,567 Well, I'll see you in the morning, early okay? 805 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:25,865 Good night. 806 00:53:26,664 --> 00:53:27,463 Where were we? 807 00:53:31,659 --> 00:53:32,258 Burt? 808 00:53:34,555 --> 00:53:36,154 Buenos diaz, Mr. Burt. 809 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,947 - So did you get it all finished? - Yeah. 810 00:53:42,147 --> 00:53:46,242 All I need to do is find a couple of wheels and I'll be ready to roll. 811 00:53:46,542 --> 00:53:49,439 Well, you know, I have some wheels in the back you can have... 812 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,736 - if you just do me a favour. - Say the word. 813 00:53:55,132 --> 00:53:56,631 Crank her now, Fernando. 814 00:53:57,729 --> 00:53:58,728 Good. 815 00:54:00,326 --> 00:54:01,425 - Burt? - Yeah? 816 00:54:01,825 --> 00:54:02,923 You're a god damned genius. 817 00:54:03,123 --> 00:54:04,022 Thank you. 818 00:54:04,222 --> 00:54:06,320 Hey listen, why you gotta go? 819 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:08,317 Why don't you stick around here a while? I'll pay you well. 820 00:54:08,517 --> 00:54:10,815 Sorry, mate, I've got to get to Bonneville by the 23rd... 821 00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:14,810 that's when speed week starts and you know, gotta hit the road. 822 00:54:15,110 --> 00:54:18,106 - Well, you've always got a job here. - Thanks mate, I'll see ya. 823 00:54:18,406 --> 00:54:20,104 - Best of luck to you. - Ta ra. 824 00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:23,201 This guy is really good. 825 00:54:34,887 --> 00:54:36,286 Hello, love. 826 00:54:36,486 --> 00:54:38,284 I was worried about you. 827 00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:41,580 Housekeeping said you didn't sleep in your bed all night. 828 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,378 Do I get a discount for that? 829 00:54:43,977 --> 00:54:44,975 I doubt it. 830 00:54:44,976 --> 00:54:47,473 I need you to show me on a map how to get to Long Beach... 831 00:54:47,573 --> 00:54:50,470 - so I can pick up my bike today. - I'm finished here in 15 minutes. 832 00:54:50,570 --> 00:54:51,569 I'll come with you. 833 00:54:55,265 --> 00:54:58,161 Not a bad set of wheels for 250 bucks eh? 834 00:54:58,261 --> 00:55:00,459 - You sure it'll make it to Utah? - Yeah. 835 00:55:01,058 --> 00:55:03,855 This old girl will get you to New Zealand and back. 836 00:55:04,354 --> 00:55:05,453 Here... 837 00:55:05,753 --> 00:55:07,551 - hop in my fair, lady. - Thank you. 838 00:55:10,248 --> 00:55:12,645 The bloke who sold me this car, he gave me a good tip... 839 00:55:12,745 --> 00:55:16,141 he said always remember that the driver, that's me... 840 00:55:16,241 --> 00:55:18,738 should be on the centre of the road. 841 00:55:18,838 --> 00:55:20,336 - Look out, look out! - Alright. 842 00:55:20,636 --> 00:55:24,432 In New Zealand we always drive on the other side of the street. 843 00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:27,628 - You do? - Yeah, sorry about that. 844 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:30,424 Do you want me to drive? 845 00:55:30,425 --> 00:55:32,722 No, it's alright, I have to get used to it, haven't I? 846 00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:37,717 This should be customs right here. 847 00:55:37,718 --> 00:55:38,716 Right. 848 00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:47,006 - Hello. - May I help you, sir? 849 00:55:47,206 --> 00:55:51,002 Yeah, my name's Burt Munro and I've come to pick up my motorcycle... 850 00:55:51,301 --> 00:55:53,799 I came into port two days ago from New Zealand... 851 00:55:54,098 --> 00:55:57,095 and on a freighter called Rangatira... 852 00:55:57,295 --> 00:55:59,792 and I was told to come here to clear it through customs. 853 00:56:01,090 --> 00:56:03,088 - Mr. Munro. - Yeah, Munro... 854 00:56:03,388 --> 00:56:04,886 M U N R O. 855 00:56:07,683 --> 00:56:09,881 - Wait here a moment, sir. - Thank you. 856 00:56:13,377 --> 00:56:16,074 Mr. Munro is here for that damaged shipment. 857 00:56:19,270 --> 00:56:21,268 - Mr. Moonro. - Munro. 858 00:56:21,468 --> 00:56:23,965 - Come with me please, to the storage area. - Is there a problem? 859 00:56:23,966 --> 00:56:25,962 Your consignment has suffered some damage. 860 00:56:26,662 --> 00:56:27,960 Oh, no. 861 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,856 Why the heck did I bother to paint these arrows on the side of it then? 862 00:56:32,755 --> 00:56:35,252 That's the way it was delivered here unfortunately. 863 00:56:35,253 --> 00:56:36,650 Well, what happened to it? 864 00:56:36,850 --> 00:56:38,748 My information is that ten tons of fertilizer... 865 00:56:38,749 --> 00:56:40,646 was inadvertently loaded on top of your box... 866 00:56:40,746 --> 00:56:43,243 while it was in the hold. If I was you I'd sue the shipping company. 867 00:56:43,343 --> 00:56:46,739 Sue? I haven't got time to waste my bloomin' life suing anybody. 868 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:48,936 Get some of your blokes to pull... 869 00:56:48,937 --> 00:56:51,334 this right side up so we can get into the motorcycle... 870 00:56:51,335 --> 00:56:53,731 and see what damage has been done. 871 00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:57,127 Alright, fellows, let's get it unwrapped. 872 00:57:01,023 --> 00:57:02,322 The tail looks alright. 873 00:57:07,416 --> 00:57:09,314 No damage so far. 874 00:57:11,112 --> 00:57:12,710 Oh no damage at all. 875 00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:14,008 Good. 876 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:17,205 - Lucky it was packed so well. - Yes, it's a blimmin' miracle. 877 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:22,998 Well, the old Indian lives to fight another day. 878 00:57:29,990 --> 00:57:31,589 Well, thanks a million, Tina. 879 00:57:31,688 --> 00:57:34,186 I don't know what I would have done without you today... 880 00:57:34,187 --> 00:57:35,907 you're the real salt of the earth, you know? 881 00:57:36,283 --> 00:57:39,080 Are you sure you wouldn't like to come home for dinner tonight? 882 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,778 - I can't, love. - I could cook you a meal. 883 00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:43,575 I've got to get this show on the road, get out of Dodge as they say. 884 00:57:44,075 --> 00:57:46,272 Okay, my good friend from Kiwi land. 885 00:57:46,472 --> 00:57:48,470 - You stay in touch, won't you? - I will. 886 00:57:48,969 --> 00:57:50,367 Here's my phone number. 887 00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:53,488 - Call me and tell me how you're doing. - I will. Can I call collect? 888 00:57:54,063 --> 00:57:55,262 You can try. 889 00:58:01,755 --> 00:58:04,651 - It's a good job I think you're a woman. - I am a woman. 890 00:58:04,851 --> 00:58:07,248 Yeah, right. Ta ra love, see ya. 891 00:58:35,117 --> 00:58:36,516 - Morning. - Morning. 892 00:58:38,913 --> 00:58:40,511 Fill her up, would you please? 893 00:58:40,611 --> 00:58:42,009 Regular or Ethol? 894 00:58:43,108 --> 00:58:44,507 Who's Ethol? 895 00:58:45,306 --> 00:58:46,804 Alright... 896 00:58:47,403 --> 00:58:48,702 I'll take Ethol. 897 00:58:54,795 --> 00:58:56,693 - Hello, young fella. - Hello. 898 00:58:56,893 --> 00:58:59,390 - Is this a rocket ship? - What? 899 00:58:59,590 --> 00:59:01,188 Is this a rocket ship? 900 00:59:01,787 --> 00:59:02,986 I hope so. 901 00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:43,640 Oh Gosh. 902 00:59:50,432 --> 00:59:52,130 What's happened to you? 903 00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:58,024 Oh well. 904 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,218 Let's have a look at ya. 905 01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:20,798 Got ya! 906 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:24,694 Come on! 907 01:00:35,981 --> 01:00:38,179 I thought we were going to make it you and me... 908 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,876 and now look what's happened. 909 01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:35,814 - Hello, mate. - Got a problem? 910 01:01:36,013 --> 01:01:37,911 Yeah. Am I glad to see you. 911 01:01:38,211 --> 01:01:42,007 Yeah, I've lost a wheel, help me get my rig back on the road, will you? 912 01:01:42,207 --> 01:01:43,705 Okay, I'll see. 913 01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,402 My name's Burt, Burt Munro. 914 01:01:47,501 --> 01:01:48,499 Jake. 915 01:01:48,799 --> 01:01:50,497 - You Indian? - Yes. 916 01:01:51,396 --> 01:01:54,493 Well, this here could be the world's fastest Indian. 917 01:01:54,593 --> 01:01:56,191 Well, at least until just now. 918 01:01:56,490 --> 01:01:58,089 She's a bit heavy mind you. 919 01:01:58,288 --> 01:02:00,885 So let's take it easy, one, two, three. 920 01:02:02,584 --> 01:02:04,282 Right. You live around here, Jake? 921 01:02:21,562 --> 01:02:24,159 What do you want to ride that contraption for? 922 01:02:24,659 --> 01:02:26,157 That's a good question. 923 01:02:28,255 --> 01:02:32,050 Well, I guess the reward is in the doing of it. 924 01:02:33,948 --> 01:02:37,045 Jake, I'm dying for a pee. Where do I go? 925 01:02:37,245 --> 01:02:39,142 There's a little building right there. 926 01:02:39,242 --> 01:02:41,740 I've got a touch of prostrate trouble, you know. 927 01:02:42,039 --> 01:02:43,637 I have similar problems. 928 01:02:44,337 --> 01:02:46,333 I thought you blokes would have... 929 01:02:46,334 --> 01:02:48,332 some magic cures for that sort of thing. 930 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:49,830 Well, we have. 931 01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:53,726 One old remedy is ground up dog balls... 932 01:02:53,926 --> 01:02:57,222 - but I prefer prostrate trouble. - Yeah, I bet you do, mate. 933 01:03:00,718 --> 01:03:01,917 I got you! 934 01:03:03,815 --> 01:03:06,811 Jake, gotta get going, gotta hit the road. 935 01:03:07,111 --> 01:03:09,708 - Burt, I have something for you. - What's that then? 936 01:03:11,306 --> 01:03:12,705 What's this? 937 01:03:13,104 --> 01:03:15,601 - For good luck. - Oh yeah? A piece of j... 938 01:03:15,651 --> 01:03:18,998 I've never worn jewellery before. Thanks, mate. 939 01:03:19,097 --> 01:03:21,495 I've got something for you too. Hang about. 940 01:03:23,193 --> 01:03:24,292 Right... 941 01:03:24,791 --> 01:03:25,990 let's see. 942 01:03:29,985 --> 01:03:32,482 I've got this, it's a spare one, I made it myself. 943 01:03:33,282 --> 01:03:35,879 - What do I do with this? - You got a hacksaw? 944 01:03:36,078 --> 01:03:38,576 Just slice the top of it, through where the gudgeon pin goes... 945 01:03:38,577 --> 01:03:39,974 and it'll make a great ash tray. 946 01:03:40,074 --> 01:03:41,972 Not that I approve of smoking, mind you. 947 01:03:42,072 --> 01:03:44,068 - Thank you very much. - Thanks a lot, mate. So long. 948 01:03:44,069 --> 01:03:47,366 - Sorry we couldn't fix your trailer. - That's alright, I'll get there somehow. 949 01:03:47,965 --> 01:03:49,064 Burt? 950 01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:50,662 What? 951 01:03:50,962 --> 01:03:52,260 For the prostrate. 952 01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:54,458 Use with water, plenty of water. 953 01:03:55,157 --> 01:03:56,955 It tastes bad. Really bad. 954 01:03:57,155 --> 01:03:58,653 Dogs balls huh? 955 01:03:59,152 --> 01:04:01,350 Well, thanks a lot mate. See ya. 956 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:03,979 Hello. 957 01:05:07,775 --> 01:05:09,174 Anyone home? 958 01:05:17,564 --> 01:05:18,363 Hello. 959 01:05:18,463 --> 01:05:19,762 Hello, there. 960 01:05:22,559 --> 01:05:25,855 I've got a spot of bother with my trailer, lost a wheel. 961 01:05:27,753 --> 01:05:30,649 - You're not from around these parts. - No, I'm from down there. 962 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:33,846 - What? - I'm from down under... 963 01:05:34,245 --> 01:05:36,343 The other side of the world, New Zealand. 964 01:05:36,443 --> 01:05:38,241 Southern most city in the British Empire. 965 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,039 Called Invercargill. 966 01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:42,536 One of the most beautiful cities on Earth. 967 01:05:43,235 --> 01:05:44,734 Name's Burt Munro. 968 01:05:44,933 --> 01:05:46,332 Burt? Ada. 969 01:05:46,532 --> 01:05:47,830 - What? - Ada. 970 01:05:49,428 --> 01:05:50,527 There she is. 971 01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:59,317 We got some problems here, yes sirree. 972 01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:02,314 I tell you what you need to do. 973 01:06:02,414 --> 01:06:05,910 Cannibalize the stuffed axel out of that old Ford right there. 974 01:06:06,209 --> 01:06:08,106 Lucky for you I've got some welding gear. 975 01:06:08,107 --> 01:06:10,305 - We'll get a new wheel on there pronto. - Good. 976 01:06:19,894 --> 01:06:21,193 That's got it. 977 01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:24,289 When you are... 978 01:06:25,388 --> 01:06:26,387 finished there... 979 01:06:27,086 --> 01:06:29,483 I've got something that I want to show you. 980 01:06:29,883 --> 01:06:31,381 Yeah, what's that? 981 01:06:33,479 --> 01:06:34,877 Never you mind. 982 01:06:35,177 --> 01:06:36,875 You just get that wheel on there right. 983 01:06:50,060 --> 01:06:51,758 Why'd you bring me out here? 984 01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:54,355 I want to show you this. 985 01:06:55,154 --> 01:06:56,153 What? 986 01:06:56,253 --> 01:06:57,352 Right here. 987 01:07:03,944 --> 01:07:08,240 I laid my old boy to rest twelve years ago next week. 988 01:07:08,439 --> 01:07:10,038 I sure miss him. 989 01:07:10,237 --> 01:07:12,335 I sure do miss the old boy. 990 01:07:13,334 --> 01:07:14,932 He did his level best. 991 01:07:16,231 --> 01:07:17,529 He did. 992 01:07:17,929 --> 01:07:20,126 I always figured a man's like a blade of grass... 993 01:07:20,326 --> 01:07:22,923 he grows up in the spring, strong and healthy and green... 994 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:27,718 and then he reaches middle age and he ripens as it were and... 995 01:07:28,816 --> 01:07:31,813 in the autumn he, like a blade of grass... 996 01:07:32,113 --> 01:07:35,409 he finishes just fades away and he never comes back. 997 01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:38,006 Just like a blade of grass. 998 01:07:38,206 --> 01:07:41,003 I think when you're dead, you're dead. 999 01:07:41,502 --> 01:07:44,299 I've always thought that, since I grew up. 1000 01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:46,796 Is that your philosophy? 1001 01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:48,494 Well, I don't know, yeah, I suppose it is... 1002 01:07:48,594 --> 01:07:53,389 when you get to my age these thoughts cross your mind sometimes. 1003 01:07:54,887 --> 01:07:56,186 Jump! 1004 01:07:56,885 --> 01:07:58,283 Jump! 1005 01:07:58,883 --> 01:08:01,180 Sideways, you fool, sideways! 1006 01:08:01,979 --> 01:08:04,676 My God, man, haven't you ever seen a snake before? 1007 01:08:04,976 --> 01:08:06,574 No, we don't have snakes in New Zealand. 1008 01:08:06,674 --> 01:08:08,771 Good God, I ought to move there. 1009 01:08:09,670 --> 01:08:11,369 - Where's he going? - Damn rattlers! 1010 01:08:11,968 --> 01:08:14,865 - Any more around here? Oh, God. - Fancy this? 1011 01:08:15,164 --> 01:08:19,659 You come all this way to bite the dust up at Boot Hill? 1012 01:08:21,457 --> 01:08:23,854 That would be a laugh, wouldn't it? 1013 01:08:24,154 --> 01:08:25,553 Be a laugh. 1014 01:08:25,752 --> 01:08:26,951 There you go, there you go. 1015 01:08:28,449 --> 01:08:29,548 Oh, my God! 1016 01:08:36,141 --> 01:08:38,038 Where you gonna sleep tonight? 1017 01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:41,734 I don't know, I've no idea. 1018 01:08:44,531 --> 01:08:45,430 I don't know. 1019 01:09:05,607 --> 01:09:07,705 I had a strange dream last night. 1020 01:09:10,003 --> 01:09:11,800 I dreamt about my late... 1021 01:09:13,099 --> 01:09:15,596 twin brother, Ernie. 1022 01:09:17,494 --> 01:09:20,890 I thought he was in the room here looking down on us. 1023 01:09:22,988 --> 01:09:26,684 I guess it's all that fun and games... 1024 01:09:26,685 --> 01:09:28,681 at the graveyard. 1025 01:09:31,778 --> 01:09:32,977 I suppose. 1026 01:09:33,276 --> 01:09:34,275 Oh, well. 1027 01:09:35,174 --> 01:09:39,070 Getting old ain't for the faint of heart I'll tell you that. 1028 01:09:39,170 --> 01:09:41,667 Oh, God. What have you done to my back, Ada? 1029 01:09:45,463 --> 01:09:46,861 I am getting old. 1030 01:09:48,859 --> 01:09:52,255 Come on old girl, make me a cup of tea, I've got to hit the road. 1031 01:09:52,954 --> 01:09:56,250 Ada, come on, you haven't died in our sleep, have you, old girl? 1032 01:09:56,550 --> 01:09:59,547 - Make me a cup of tea. - Come here, lover boy. 1033 01:10:00,146 --> 01:10:01,744 I'll make it myself. 1034 01:10:02,244 --> 01:10:03,542 Thanks. 1035 01:10:07,538 --> 01:10:10,634 Now Burt, you promise me you're going to pop in on your way back... 1036 01:10:10,834 --> 01:10:13,730 because I can always use another little cuddle. 1037 01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:16,228 Yeah, that's what I said, Ada, that's what I intend to do. 1038 01:10:16,428 --> 01:10:19,524 There's many good tune played on an old Banjo as they say. 1039 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:23,520 - And what we don't use, we lose. - Well, that's what they say. 1040 01:10:24,519 --> 01:10:25,817 See ya. Ta ra, darling. 1041 01:10:26,317 --> 01:10:30,112 And you have good luck with your Indian. 1042 01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:32,110 You should say break a leg. 1043 01:10:33,808 --> 01:10:34,907 See ya. 1044 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,083 Gidday. 1045 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:58,081 Boy is it hot out there. 1046 01:10:59,979 --> 01:11:01,699 I bet the birds fly backwards around here... 1047 01:11:01,777 --> 01:11:04,174 to keep the dust out of their eyes. 1048 01:11:04,374 --> 01:11:07,970 - What can I get you? - I'd like a cup of tea, please. 1049 01:11:08,269 --> 01:11:10,066 - Cup of tea? - Yeah, best drink... 1050 01:11:10,067 --> 01:11:12,964 for quenching the thirst when the weather's hot. 1051 01:11:13,364 --> 01:11:15,861 We haven't seen a cup of tea in here ever. 1052 01:11:16,161 --> 01:11:20,056 We got Coors, we got Schlitz or Miller or Coke and whiskey. 1053 01:11:22,254 --> 01:11:24,351 Well, I'll have coke then. 1054 01:11:28,846 --> 01:11:31,443 You know smoking's bad for you, don't you? 1055 01:11:32,143 --> 01:11:34,040 - Is that so? - Yeah. 1056 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,637 Personally I don't smoke and I don't drink. 1057 01:11:36,837 --> 01:11:39,035 I had the right education from my dad on that one. 1058 01:11:39,235 --> 01:11:43,130 He was like King James the first, great anti-smoking man. 1059 01:11:43,929 --> 01:11:46,426 Sounds like you're on a one man crusade there grandpa. 1060 01:11:46,726 --> 01:11:50,022 Yeah, well, you're born with one pair of lungs so why destroy... 1061 01:11:50,023 --> 01:11:51,621 them with that muck? 1062 01:11:52,619 --> 01:11:54,299 Where are you from? Where's your home town? 1063 01:11:54,717 --> 01:11:56,715 - You English? - Heavens no... 1064 01:11:56,915 --> 01:11:59,811 I'm no Pommie, I'm from Invercargill in New Zealand. 1065 01:12:00,111 --> 01:12:02,209 - Where? - Invercargill. 1066 01:12:02,508 --> 01:12:06,204 I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. 1067 01:12:06,404 --> 01:12:10,300 I spell it with one L sometimes to save ink. 1068 01:12:13,396 --> 01:12:17,591 - Got any of those critters over there? - Oh yes, much bigger though... 1069 01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:20,188 we breed them down there on big farms... 1070 01:12:20,688 --> 01:12:23,685 and we cut off their antlers and send them over to Hong Kong and they... 1071 01:12:23,784 --> 01:12:27,380 grind the antlers into dust and they eat that stuff... 1072 01:12:28,379 --> 01:12:31,376 must be some sort of aphrodisiac or something. 1073 01:12:32,175 --> 01:12:33,973 Puts lead in your pencil. 1074 01:12:34,672 --> 01:12:37,269 You could do with some of that, Leroy. 1075 01:12:40,266 --> 01:12:41,864 Your girlfriend? 1076 01:12:42,463 --> 01:12:43,462 Wife. 1077 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:46,559 Oh, dear! 1078 01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:53,751 You alright? 1079 01:13:27,812 --> 01:13:30,809 Did you decide to leave Jackie a tip after all? 1080 01:13:35,304 --> 01:13:38,201 Look sir, if you're not feeling well you should drop in to the hospital... 1081 01:13:38,202 --> 01:13:39,399 in the next town. 1082 01:13:40,398 --> 01:13:41,597 Alright. 1083 01:14:19,754 --> 01:14:21,252 Roll down your window. 1084 01:14:21,452 --> 01:14:22,651 What? 1085 01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:28,444 What's the problem? 1086 01:14:28,644 --> 01:14:30,542 You're parked illegally. 1087 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:34,038 - You're a danger to the passing traffic. - Am I? 1088 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:37,234 - Let's see your driver's license. - Yeah, alright. 1089 01:14:39,831 --> 01:14:40,930 Here you are. 1090 01:14:48,022 --> 01:14:50,120 - Where are you from? - From New Zealand. 1091 01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:54,315 That's the land of the long white cloud. Aotearoa. 1092 01:14:54,715 --> 01:14:56,313 Home of the kiwi bird. 1093 01:14:56,612 --> 01:14:59,709 Well, I don't care if you're from Mars, you cannot stop here. 1094 01:15:00,108 --> 01:15:01,106 Alright. 1095 01:15:01,107 --> 01:15:04,803 You cannot stop on the side of this road, you're parked illegally. 1096 01:15:04,903 --> 01:15:09,398 Okay, well, sorry, I was having a bit of a heart attack and... 1097 01:15:09,897 --> 01:15:11,795 well recovering from one anyway. 1098 01:15:12,095 --> 01:15:14,575 Yeah, well, next time, how about we stop at a proper rest area. 1099 01:15:14,692 --> 01:15:16,090 Yeah, alright, okay. 1100 01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:19,487 Name's Burt Munro. Sorry about that. 1101 01:15:26,878 --> 01:15:28,377 Oil's OK. 1102 01:15:28,576 --> 01:15:30,175 - Thank you. - That's alright, sir. 1103 01:15:30,674 --> 01:15:31,773 Excuse me. 1104 01:15:32,072 --> 01:15:33,371 - Hi, there. - Hi. 1105 01:15:33,471 --> 01:15:36,867 Listen, I was wondering if I could catch a ride? 1106 01:15:37,067 --> 01:15:40,962 My car, she just broke down and I'm really trying to get to Salt Lake City. 1107 01:15:41,462 --> 01:15:44,159 I'm only going as far as Wendover, that's where I'm stopping. 1108 01:15:44,359 --> 01:15:46,455 Well, anything would be better than nothing. 1109 01:15:46,456 --> 01:15:49,553 - Ain't that the truth? Hop in, mate. - Hey, thank you. 1110 01:15:51,451 --> 01:15:54,048 I'm going to go see my girlfriend... 1111 01:15:54,248 --> 01:15:56,445 she just moved from LA to Salt Lake, so. 1112 01:15:57,444 --> 01:15:59,641 I'm home on leave from 'Nam. 1113 01:15:59,941 --> 01:16:01,340 - What? - Vietnam? 1114 01:16:01,539 --> 01:16:02,738 Oh, yeah. 1115 01:16:03,237 --> 01:16:05,834 Hey, what is that you've got strapped on back there? 1116 01:16:06,234 --> 01:16:09,530 That, young fellow, is an Indian. 1117 01:16:11,029 --> 01:16:12,028 Motorcycle. 1118 01:16:13,226 --> 01:16:15,024 So what are you doing in Vietnam? 1119 01:16:15,124 --> 01:16:17,022 I'm involved in operation ranch hand. 1120 01:16:17,322 --> 01:16:19,819 Oh, what's that? Farming or something? 1121 01:16:20,218 --> 01:16:23,015 No, not exactly, we just started this program... 1122 01:16:23,415 --> 01:16:27,111 we are spraying the jungle from the air with herbicides... 1123 01:16:27,310 --> 01:16:30,507 so the enemy, the Vietcong, don't have any place to hide. 1124 01:16:30,906 --> 01:16:35,102 Agent Orange we call this stuff, it comes in these big old orange drums. 1125 01:16:37,099 --> 01:16:38,997 How is it working out? 1126 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:44,191 Well, I'm home on two months leave and I've got to get my arse back there. 1127 01:16:44,391 --> 01:16:48,486 We should have this war done in 6 months or so, that's what they keep telling us. 1128 01:16:48,686 --> 01:16:51,086 Can't wait to get my arse out of there to tell you the truth. 1129 01:16:51,383 --> 01:16:54,879 Yeah, I remember the Great War in 1914... 1130 01:16:55,179 --> 01:16:59,474 I was about your age and that's what they kept telling everyone. 1131 01:17:00,373 --> 01:17:02,271 Soon be over. 1132 01:17:02,571 --> 01:17:05,667 20 million dead and four years later it was still going on. 1133 01:17:06,766 --> 01:17:09,263 Not as bad as the big flu epidemic though. 1134 01:17:09,962 --> 01:17:12,959 Killed 21 million, that did. Maybe more. 1135 01:17:13,858 --> 01:17:15,756 Every day, when I left to go to work... 1136 01:17:15,856 --> 01:17:19,152 my mum would spray some formalin on my shirt... 1137 01:17:20,251 --> 01:17:22,848 and maybe that's why I didn't catch it. 1138 01:17:23,447 --> 01:17:26,144 Or maybe I was just lucky. You never know. 1139 01:17:28,342 --> 01:17:30,339 - Knock on wood. - Yep. 1140 01:17:32,437 --> 01:17:34,234 You know, life's a funny thing... 1141 01:17:34,235 --> 01:17:36,532 you never know what's around the corner, do you? 1142 01:17:38,930 --> 01:17:40,428 Your shaving brush. 1143 01:17:41,427 --> 01:17:42,626 Has had it's day. 1144 01:17:43,025 --> 01:17:44,923 It won't achieve. 1145 01:17:45,722 --> 01:17:47,320 The Modern way. 1146 01:17:49,218 --> 01:17:51,016 Burma Shave. 1147 01:17:52,814 --> 01:17:56,010 She doesn't kiss ya like she used to? 1148 01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:59,507 Has she seen some smoother rooster? 1149 01:18:00,505 --> 01:18:02,004 Burma Shave. 1150 01:18:02,503 --> 01:18:05,700 These signs we dedicate... 1151 01:18:06,299 --> 01:18:07,498 to men... 1152 01:18:07,697 --> 01:18:10,494 who've had no date of late. 1153 01:18:11,094 --> 01:18:12,592 Burma Shave. 1154 01:18:13,191 --> 01:18:16,088 Yeah, that's us. Well, you anyway. 1155 01:18:22,581 --> 01:18:24,179 Look at that. 1156 01:18:24,578 --> 01:18:26,776 That's a cowboy and a half. 1157 01:18:29,373 --> 01:18:31,371 I was thinking I'd come out to the Salt with you. 1158 01:18:31,471 --> 01:18:33,468 I'd like to be there the first time you see it... 1159 01:18:33,469 --> 01:18:35,266 it's only a couple of miles up the road so. 1160 01:18:35,267 --> 01:18:37,164 Yeah, alright then, that sounds good. 1161 01:18:37,464 --> 01:18:39,961 Looks like there's a lot of people in town for speed week, huh? 1162 01:18:40,261 --> 01:18:41,659 Yeah, looks like it. 1163 01:18:44,456 --> 01:18:47,752 This is it, Burt. We're gonna take a left right up here. 1164 01:19:00,038 --> 01:19:01,537 Bonneville... 1165 01:19:02,036 --> 01:19:03,534 I mean I can't believe it. 1166 01:19:03,834 --> 01:19:06,132 I mean I'm here, I've made it. 1167 01:19:07,530 --> 01:19:08,829 I've made it. 1168 01:19:36,797 --> 01:19:39,694 You know, all my life I wanted to do something big. 1169 01:19:40,793 --> 01:19:43,290 Something better and bigger than all the other jokers. 1170 01:19:45,188 --> 01:19:46,686 This is it, Bonneville. 1171 01:19:47,885 --> 01:19:51,580 This is the place where big things happen. 1172 01:19:55,076 --> 01:19:58,872 Do you realize, Rusty, the fastest man has ever gone on land is here? 1173 01:20:00,071 --> 01:20:01,769 Right here, where we are now. 1174 01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:08,761 Malcolm Campbell did it here, with a Bluebird. 1175 01:20:09,660 --> 01:20:11,758 First guy to go over 300 mile an hour... 1176 01:20:11,858 --> 01:20:14,854 and then later his son, Donald Campbell was here with Proteus. 1177 01:20:14,954 --> 01:20:18,750 He crashed at 350 mile an hour and lived to tell the tale. 1178 01:20:20,648 --> 01:20:22,146 John Cobb was here. 1179 01:20:23,245 --> 01:20:26,241 First guy to go over 400 mile an hour. 1180 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,238 All the great attempts. 1181 01:20:29,737 --> 01:20:32,534 George Easton with Thunderbolt and... 1182 01:20:33,034 --> 01:20:36,030 Mickey Thompson with Challenger. 1183 01:20:39,327 --> 01:20:42,024 I'm telling you, Rusty, this place is holy ground, mate. 1184 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:44,621 Holy ground. 1185 01:20:46,119 --> 01:20:48,217 And I made it here. 1186 01:21:17,484 --> 01:21:18,682 Well, Burt. 1187 01:21:19,282 --> 01:21:20,380 Thanks a million. 1188 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,979 I'll be looking for you in the record books. 1189 01:21:22,079 --> 01:21:24,476 You take care out there in Vietnam, won't you? 1190 01:21:24,477 --> 01:21:25,475 I'll be trying. 1191 01:21:25,974 --> 01:21:27,273 - Okay, mate. - Drive safe. 1192 01:21:27,572 --> 01:21:29,071 - See ya - See ya. 1193 01:22:46,883 --> 01:22:47,982 God. 1194 01:23:16,050 --> 01:23:17,449 Jesus. 1195 01:23:50,212 --> 01:23:51,810 - Gidday. - Hey, there. 1196 01:23:54,807 --> 01:23:56,705 - It's going to be a great day. - Yeah. 1197 01:23:57,204 --> 01:23:59,701 Still... no wind. 1198 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:01,999 Lovely day for a run. 1199 01:24:03,797 --> 01:24:05,545 Salt's in good shape. 1200 01:24:05,546 --> 01:24:07,293 Yeah. Firm and dry. 1201 01:24:07,592 --> 01:24:09,790 Dead flat. No soft patches. 1202 01:24:10,389 --> 01:24:12,087 Not like the beach. 1203 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:15,084 I can do it here. 1204 01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:16,782 Yep. 1205 01:24:17,381 --> 01:24:19,679 This week. It's what we're here for. 1206 01:24:24,373 --> 01:24:25,472 Wow, is that yours? 1207 01:24:26,571 --> 01:24:27,470 Yep. 1208 01:24:28,369 --> 01:24:30,167 Gosh, she's a beauty. 1209 01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:33,163 I bet she goes fast. 1210 01:24:34,062 --> 01:24:36,460 - That yours? - Yeah, that's an old Indian. 1211 01:24:37,159 --> 01:24:38,957 My name's Munro, Burt Munro. 1212 01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:42,053 - From down under, New Zealand. - A long way from home. 1213 01:24:42,253 --> 01:24:44,750 Jim Moffatt, San Jose, California. 1214 01:24:44,950 --> 01:24:46,910 - Nice to meet you, Burt. - Good to meet you, Jim. 1215 01:24:46,948 --> 01:24:48,746 Let's get to the start line. 1216 01:24:49,046 --> 01:24:53,640 The race is about to start and all the racers are excited. 1217 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:58,036 This car is driven by Jim Moffatt, San Jose, California. 1218 01:24:58,335 --> 01:25:01,731 The other pilots are... 1219 01:25:12,220 --> 01:25:14,717 - Come on, guys, 15 minutes. - Come on. 1220 01:25:15,216 --> 01:25:16,914 Come on, let's go. 1221 01:25:25,405 --> 01:25:27,402 - Morning. - Hello, Burt Munro. 1222 01:25:27,702 --> 01:25:29,101 - Mike. - Hi, Mike. 1223 01:25:30,099 --> 01:25:32,497 - Are you checked in? - No, not yet. 1224 01:25:33,496 --> 01:25:37,291 Well, you've got to remove the shell before we do the tech inspection. 1225 01:25:37,491 --> 01:25:39,789 - Where do I check in? - It's just over there. 1226 01:25:39,988 --> 01:25:41,886 - Thanks, fellas. - Okay. 1227 01:25:44,283 --> 01:25:45,482 I gotta see this. 1228 01:25:45,782 --> 01:25:49,378 Hello, I've come to check in. Munro, Burt Munro. 1229 01:25:49,677 --> 01:25:51,276 Registration number? 1230 01:25:52,075 --> 01:25:53,273 What? 1231 01:25:53,473 --> 01:25:56,370 Registration number. I don't see your number here. 1232 01:25:56,570 --> 01:25:59,466 No, it's number 35. 1233 01:25:59,666 --> 01:26:03,562 It's on the side of my motorcycle over there, that's my lucky number. 1234 01:26:03,861 --> 01:26:05,160 Have you registered? 1235 01:26:06,758 --> 01:26:09,254 No, that's what I've come over for. 1236 01:26:09,255 --> 01:26:11,553 These two blokes sent me over here, Mike and someone else. 1237 01:26:11,852 --> 01:26:14,250 Sir, registration closed last month. 1238 01:26:14,449 --> 01:26:17,846 If you haven't registered, I'm sorry, you just can't run. 1239 01:26:20,742 --> 01:26:22,441 I can't run? 1240 01:26:23,839 --> 01:26:27,035 Well, how was I supposed to know I should have pre-registered? 1241 01:26:27,036 --> 01:26:29,233 I've come a heck of a long way to ride my bike. 1242 01:26:29,234 --> 01:26:31,429 I'm not going anywhere until I've done just that. 1243 01:26:31,430 --> 01:26:34,327 I've come all the way from New Zealand, you know. It's a long way. 1244 01:26:34,727 --> 01:26:36,325 Look, mister, we don't make the rules. 1245 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,021 An event like this doesn't just happen in one day, rules are rules. 1246 01:26:40,022 --> 01:26:42,017 Entries closed July 31st. 1247 01:26:42,018 --> 01:26:45,814 Well, crikey, I live in Invercargill, it's half way round the bloody earth. 1248 01:26:46,314 --> 01:26:49,011 How was I supposed to know these things? I didn't know all this stuff. 1249 01:26:49,012 --> 01:26:50,309 Sir, it's not our problem. 1250 01:26:50,409 --> 01:26:53,006 I thought I could just turn up here and have my bike timed. 1251 01:26:53,007 --> 01:26:55,603 - You don't have to call me sir... - Well, you thought wrong. 1252 01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:07,390 Jim Moffatt! 1253 01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:10,187 It's Burt, Burt Munro. Can you come over here, mate? 1254 01:27:10,986 --> 01:27:12,284 I'll be right back. 1255 01:27:13,084 --> 01:27:14,682 I need a bit of help. 1256 01:27:14,981 --> 01:27:16,480 Hey, Burt. What's up? 1257 01:27:16,879 --> 01:27:20,575 Well, I have these blokes telling me I can't run my bike... 1258 01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:22,773 because I'm not pre-registered. 1259 01:27:23,072 --> 01:27:25,569 - You didn't register? - No, I didn't know anything about it. 1260 01:27:25,669 --> 01:27:28,167 You know how it is Jim, rules are rules. 1261 01:27:28,466 --> 01:27:31,563 - You should have registered months ago. - I didn't know. 1262 01:27:33,061 --> 01:27:35,558 I'll have a talk with these guys later, see if I can change their minds. 1263 01:27:35,758 --> 01:27:39,154 - Your blood's worth bottling. - I don't know about that. 1264 01:27:39,354 --> 01:27:41,351 Look, we can talk about this later. 1265 01:27:41,352 --> 01:27:43,272 Maybe you can let him go through tech inspection. 1266 01:27:43,349 --> 01:27:46,746 Get that out of the way? Just in case we can let him ride. 1267 01:27:47,645 --> 01:27:49,443 You're asking a lot. 1268 01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:51,740 Alright. 1269 01:27:55,735 --> 01:27:57,234 - Okay. - Alright. 1270 01:27:57,533 --> 01:27:59,631 - Make me proud. - Thanks a lot. 1271 01:27:59,931 --> 01:28:01,929 You give me a bit of a fright there. 1272 01:28:06,723 --> 01:28:09,620 You know these don't look like high speed tyres. 1273 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:11,518 Well, they are high speed tyres. 1274 01:28:12,317 --> 01:28:15,613 Look at these hairline cracks, these tyres have got to be 25 years old. 1275 01:28:16,013 --> 01:28:17,711 - What happened to the tread? - What? 1276 01:28:17,911 --> 01:28:20,007 I said, what happened to the tread? 1277 01:28:20,008 --> 01:28:21,407 Well, I cut it off, that's what happened to the tread... 1278 01:28:21,506 --> 01:28:22,904 I cut it off with a carving knife... 1279 01:28:22,905 --> 01:28:25,302 otherwise it wouldn't be a high speed tyre, would it? 1280 01:28:25,702 --> 01:28:27,099 What are you talking about? 1281 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:30,297 Well, you've got to keep the weight in otherwise when you get to a high speed... 1282 01:28:30,298 --> 01:28:32,658 the centrifugal force will the tread right off, wouldn't it? 1283 01:28:32,994 --> 01:28:36,889 I run them on 65 pounds of air and that tyre's safe up to 300 miles an hour. 1284 01:28:37,089 --> 01:28:39,486 I guarantee it. These are high speed tyres and I made them. 1285 01:28:39,686 --> 01:28:41,584 Well, you're going to have to replace them. 1286 01:28:41,884 --> 01:28:43,482 The suspension here is a leaf spring... 1287 01:28:43,781 --> 01:28:44,880 I mean can we pass that? 1288 01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:48,176 Geez, last leaf spring on a motorcycle must have been in the 1920s. 1289 01:28:48,476 --> 01:28:49,775 Well, it is 42 years old. 1290 01:28:50,074 --> 01:28:53,970 - These brakes look completely inadequate. - Well, I'm planning on going, not stopping. 1291 01:28:54,070 --> 01:28:56,967 Well, the brakes were old fashioned 40 years ago. 1292 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,464 Is this a hinge of a gate post? 1293 01:28:59,664 --> 01:29:01,761 No, that's from an old kitchen door. 1294 01:29:03,659 --> 01:29:07,355 Let me just ask you what is this? 1295 01:29:07,555 --> 01:29:10,551 It's a cork, what does it look like? It's a cork from a brandy bottle. 1296 01:29:10,751 --> 01:29:15,146 You know, the thing is it's all about weight. The less weight, the faster you go. 1297 01:29:15,246 --> 01:29:16,345 And where's your chute? 1298 01:29:16,545 --> 01:29:18,442 - What? - Where's your parachute? 1299 01:29:18,542 --> 01:29:20,440 I'm not planning on bailing out. 1300 01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:22,937 No wait, you've got to have a safety chute. 1301 01:29:22,938 --> 01:29:24,435 Well, I can't afford one. 1302 01:29:24,436 --> 01:29:27,157 These forks, if they give out we've got ourselves some real problems. 1303 01:29:27,332 --> 01:29:29,630 I think I'd have a bit of a problem that way, wouldn't I? 1304 01:29:30,329 --> 01:29:31,827 - Where's your fire suit? - What? 1305 01:29:32,127 --> 01:29:33,524 Where's your fire suit? 1306 01:29:33,525 --> 01:29:35,923 Good heavens, man, I don't intend to burst into flames. 1307 01:29:36,123 --> 01:29:38,270 Always wear me old suit pants for good luck. 1308 01:29:38,271 --> 01:29:40,417 If they were good enough to get married in... 1309 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:42,715 they're good enough to ride this old girl in and no... 1310 01:29:43,015 --> 01:29:45,135 I tuck the legs of my pants into my socks like this... 1311 01:29:45,312 --> 01:29:48,409 stop them getting caught in the chain and Bob's your uncle. 1312 01:29:48,808 --> 01:29:51,106 You've got your suit pants, what are you gonna wear on top? 1313 01:29:51,107 --> 01:29:51,905 What? 1314 01:29:52,005 --> 01:29:55,001 You've got your suit pants, what do you intend to wear on top? 1315 01:29:55,201 --> 01:29:59,596 Yes, a black woollen shirt, New Zealand wool, water resistant, fire resistant... 1316 01:29:59,696 --> 01:30:01,294 and me bash hat. 1317 01:30:01,993 --> 01:30:03,492 Bash hat? 1318 01:30:04,191 --> 01:30:05,189 Yeah, crash helmet. 1319 01:30:05,190 --> 01:30:08,486 You're crazy, you've got to wear at least a leather jacket on top. 1320 01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:11,782 You put the bike down on the salt, it's like coarse sand paper... 1321 01:30:11,783 --> 01:30:13,181 it's going to rub your head right off. 1322 01:30:13,182 --> 01:30:14,978 I couldn't get into the shell... 1323 01:30:14,979 --> 01:30:18,140 with anything bulkier than the shirt on my back. It's a very tight fit in there. 1324 01:30:18,275 --> 01:30:19,374 Straight out of the ark. 1325 01:30:20,473 --> 01:30:22,470 - What did you say? - Straight out of the ark. 1326 01:30:22,670 --> 01:30:25,567 Don't be so cheeky. What's your name, young man? 1327 01:30:26,166 --> 01:30:28,064 McFarlane. Mike McFarlane. 1328 01:30:28,264 --> 01:30:31,360 I knew a McFarlane, he used to sell milking machines in Timaru. 1329 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:33,957 You must be related to him because he was a total prick. 1330 01:30:35,156 --> 01:30:37,254 Look here, you don't even have a fire extinguisher installed. 1331 01:30:37,453 --> 01:30:42,048 Mike McFarlane used to give me milking machine parts to make my sprockets with. 1332 01:30:42,148 --> 01:30:43,246 How old are you? 1333 01:30:43,247 --> 01:30:45,048 I don't know, he was about 35 when I knew him. 1334 01:30:45,145 --> 01:30:46,342 No how old are you? 1335 01:30:46,343 --> 01:30:49,740 His brother owned a general store down in a place called Bulls... 1336 01:30:50,039 --> 01:30:52,636 - that's a town in New Zealand. - Sir, your machine is not safe. 1337 01:30:53,036 --> 01:30:55,833 I've been doing this for 43 years and I'm still here to tell the tale. 1338 01:30:56,033 --> 01:30:59,229 Time's change, we started taking airplanes instead of riding horseback. 1339 01:30:59,429 --> 01:31:01,327 - Horse power? - Horse back. Horse back. 1340 01:31:01,328 --> 01:31:02,649 Horse back, yeah. I got you, yeah. 1341 01:31:03,624 --> 01:31:04,923 You're too old. 1342 01:31:05,322 --> 01:31:08,219 Bollocks. I may have this saggy skin on the outside... 1343 01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:09,900 but on the inside I'm still 18 years old... 1344 01:31:09,917 --> 01:31:11,957 and I'll give you a run for your money, young fella. 1345 01:31:13,413 --> 01:31:15,011 You need some help? 1346 01:31:15,311 --> 01:31:16,410 Hello. 1347 01:31:17,508 --> 01:31:20,405 Rollie Free, Marty Dickerson, we're a couple of bike fans. 1348 01:31:20,705 --> 01:31:23,602 - Burt Munro from Kiwi land. - Pleasure, Burt. 1349 01:31:25,999 --> 01:31:27,797 You got me good there. 1350 01:31:27,997 --> 01:31:29,495 Where are you staying? 1351 01:31:29,695 --> 01:31:31,691 That's my salubrious accommodation... 1352 01:31:31,692 --> 01:31:33,890 I usually sleep at night in the back seat. 1353 01:31:34,190 --> 01:31:35,788 Salubrious you say Munro, huh? 1354 01:31:36,986 --> 01:31:38,784 We've been hearing a lot about you. 1355 01:31:38,984 --> 01:31:41,082 Sounds like you're cutting your finances mighty fine. 1356 01:31:41,382 --> 01:31:42,880 Yeah, you could say that again. 1357 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,277 We'll we're up at the Western Ridge, why don't you drop by... 1358 01:31:45,477 --> 01:31:47,475 it looks as though you could use a good shower... 1359 01:31:47,575 --> 01:31:50,571 and everybody's staying there and I bet that there's a spare bed there too. 1360 01:31:50,871 --> 01:31:53,268 Thanks a lot, you yanks are classic you know that? 1361 01:31:53,468 --> 01:31:55,366 You don't catch me that easily. 1362 01:32:01,359 --> 01:32:02,658 Hey, Burt. 1363 01:32:02,957 --> 01:32:04,156 Hello. 1364 01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:08,151 The front forks could go at any time... 1365 01:32:08,251 --> 01:32:10,549 the suspension is right out of the 1920s. 1366 01:32:10,748 --> 01:32:13,046 Got hairline cracks all over his tyres... 1367 01:32:13,146 --> 01:32:16,043 he's got no fire extinguisher, no safety chute. 1368 01:32:16,242 --> 01:32:19,638 I told you, if it's a time problem, the old guy's welcome to use some of my time. 1369 01:32:19,838 --> 01:32:22,136 It's not a time problem, it's a bike problem. 1370 01:32:22,435 --> 01:32:23,915 Well, I think we ought to let him run. 1371 01:32:24,433 --> 01:32:26,431 He came all the way from New Zealand to do this. 1372 01:32:26,631 --> 01:32:29,128 Jim, have you had a good look at his machine? 1373 01:32:29,228 --> 01:32:31,026 All I know is the man's the genuine article. 1374 01:32:31,325 --> 01:32:33,323 Yeah, but the bike is the genuine dinosaur. 1375 01:32:33,623 --> 01:32:36,518 Look, we carry the cans for the decisions around here. 1376 01:32:36,519 --> 01:32:39,516 And if he kills himself and there's about a 100 to 1 that he will... 1377 01:32:39,517 --> 01:32:42,213 ...we are gonna have a hell of a lot of trouble on our hands. 1378 01:32:42,313 --> 01:32:47,008 Yeah, sounds like we're a bunch of chicken shits if you want my opinion. 1379 01:32:47,108 --> 01:32:50,803 His bike didn't even come close to passing tech inspection, Jim. 1380 01:33:00,592 --> 01:33:01,292 Burt. 1381 01:33:02,191 --> 01:33:03,589 Hello, Jim. Come in. 1382 01:33:04,188 --> 01:33:06,085 Rollie Free said I could find you here. 1383 01:33:06,086 --> 01:33:09,083 Rollie Free, he's the best, he's a real gentleman. 1384 01:33:09,283 --> 01:33:11,680 He set me up in this place for nothing. 1385 01:33:15,176 --> 01:33:16,275 What are you doing? 1386 01:33:16,774 --> 01:33:20,170 Well, the soft shoe polish fills in the cracks makes the tyres... 1387 01:33:20,370 --> 01:33:22,568 Look spick and span, good as new. 1388 01:33:22,767 --> 01:33:24,266 Cheaper than new ones anyway. 1389 01:33:24,565 --> 01:33:25,764 I didn't see that. 1390 01:33:28,461 --> 01:33:30,459 Well? Can I run? 1391 01:33:33,256 --> 01:33:34,554 I'm sorry, Burt. 1392 01:33:41,746 --> 01:33:43,844 Who the heck do they think they are? 1393 01:33:44,643 --> 01:33:48,139 Crikey Jim, you know, I'm not trying to run a mile in four minutes... 1394 01:33:48,239 --> 01:33:51,036 all I've got to do is sit there and open up the throttle... 1395 01:33:51,135 --> 01:33:54,532 I mean, after all it's my ruddy life, isn't it? 1396 01:33:55,531 --> 01:33:57,128 Can't you do anything? 1397 01:33:57,129 --> 01:34:01,724 I mean, I just want to try and get her to go over 200 just once that's all... 1398 01:34:01,823 --> 01:34:03,720 once I've cracked 200 I'll be quite happy... 1399 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:06,318 to piss off back home to New Zealand and Bob's your uncle. 1400 01:34:06,918 --> 01:34:10,913 You're a well respected man around here, can you talk to them? 1401 01:34:11,213 --> 01:34:12,412 I tried. 1402 01:34:13,211 --> 01:34:16,207 You've got as much chance of writing yourself off as I have... 1403 01:34:16,208 --> 01:34:19,004 you know that. Just talk to them again. 1404 01:34:20,303 --> 01:34:22,500 I know they'll listen to you, mate. 1405 01:34:24,897 --> 01:34:27,694 Okay Burt, I'll try. See you tomorrow. 1406 01:34:27,994 --> 01:34:29,093 Okay. 1407 01:34:32,189 --> 01:34:35,885 I mean I'm half the age of some of those characters out there. 1408 01:34:41,778 --> 01:34:43,177 What's that? 1409 01:34:43,477 --> 01:34:45,175 That's just indigestion. 1410 01:34:50,868 --> 01:34:55,763 Everyone wants us old buggers to curl up in some quiet corner and die. 1411 01:34:56,662 --> 01:35:00,457 Well, Burt Munro's not ready to finish yet, I'll tell you that, mate. 1412 01:35:03,154 --> 01:35:05,552 I'll give it a shot but I'm not promising anything. 1413 01:35:06,251 --> 01:35:08,149 Thanks, mate. Thanks a lot. 1414 01:35:13,543 --> 01:35:16,439 The famous Challenger One... 1415 01:35:26,428 --> 01:35:28,126 What is he doing? 1416 01:35:28,426 --> 01:35:30,823 - Didn't Jim tell him? - He says he did. 1417 01:35:31,323 --> 01:35:34,120 - Well, then what's he doing here? - Why won't you let him run? 1418 01:35:34,121 --> 01:35:36,617 Hey, he's too old and his bike's too old. 1419 01:35:36,916 --> 01:35:39,114 He's come half way round the world to ride that cycle. 1420 01:35:39,414 --> 01:35:40,612 Yeah, come on. 1421 01:35:40,912 --> 01:35:44,907 - Wendy, if he was to kill himself. - So? It's his life. 1422 01:35:45,806 --> 01:35:47,505 Keep an eye out for those officials. 1423 01:35:47,604 --> 01:35:50,251 You sure you want to do this? I'm not sure it's a good idea. 1424 01:35:50,252 --> 01:35:52,898 Hurry up. If we're going to do this thing you've got to hurry. 1425 01:35:52,998 --> 01:35:54,996 Alright, let's go, here's your helmet. 1426 01:35:56,994 --> 01:35:58,292 Here's your goggles. 1427 01:35:58,592 --> 01:36:00,490 - Come on, Burt. We've got to go. - Yeah, right. 1428 01:36:00,590 --> 01:36:02,188 Come on, put them on. 1429 01:36:06,983 --> 01:36:08,181 Go, go, come on. 1430 01:36:12,476 --> 01:36:13,775 Okay, let's go, push. 1431 01:36:14,374 --> 01:36:15,773 Push, go fast. 1432 01:36:16,072 --> 01:36:17,271 Hey, you can't. Hey... 1433 01:36:17,870 --> 01:36:19,968 - you can't do that. - Come on, come on! 1434 01:36:21,566 --> 01:36:22,865 Hang on! 1435 01:36:27,559 --> 01:36:29,158 Hey, where are you going with that? 1436 01:36:34,452 --> 01:36:36,449 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 1437 01:36:37,348 --> 01:36:40,445 What the hell are you doing, Burt? What the hell are you doing? 1438 01:36:40,844 --> 01:36:42,741 Just getting her warmed up, Bob. 1439 01:36:42,742 --> 01:36:44,241 Didn't look like you were getting her warmed up. 1440 01:36:44,440 --> 01:36:46,738 Jesus, he was going to take the thing for a freakin' run. 1441 01:36:46,739 --> 01:36:47,837 Bob. 1442 01:36:47,838 --> 01:36:48,935 Oh, boy. 1443 01:36:51,033 --> 01:36:54,629 That is the most determined man I have ever seen in my entire life. 1444 01:36:55,328 --> 01:36:57,226 I kind of feel sorry for the old cooty. 1445 01:36:58,824 --> 01:37:00,323 Coming all this way. 1446 01:37:00,822 --> 01:37:02,970 Isn't there some way we can accommodate him? 1447 01:37:02,971 --> 01:37:05,117 I mean there can't be much risk there... 1448 01:37:05,217 --> 01:37:08,114 his bike will be lucky if it does 70. 1449 01:37:08,314 --> 01:37:11,610 What do you say? What if we bend the rules this once, huh? 1450 01:37:14,107 --> 01:37:15,106 Jesus! 1451 01:37:18,302 --> 01:37:19,901 Bob and I had a little chat... 1452 01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:23,397 and we're thinking we're gonna organize a handling run for you. 1453 01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:27,092 - You are? What? - A handling run. 1454 01:37:27,492 --> 01:37:29,789 All the officials, we're gonna get into our vehicles and... 1455 01:37:29,790 --> 01:37:30,987 - You're joking, huh? - No, I'm not. 1456 01:37:30,988 --> 01:37:33,085 We're going to follow along behind you... 1457 01:37:33,086 --> 01:37:35,083 and we're going to see if you're okay to ride this beast. 1458 01:37:35,084 --> 01:37:36,181 Of course I'm okay to ride it. 1459 01:37:36,182 --> 01:37:39,379 First thing tomorrow morning, alright? Bright and early. 1460 01:37:41,376 --> 01:37:42,675 Well, thanks fellas. 1461 01:37:43,674 --> 01:37:45,771 Hey. My luck's in then. 1462 01:37:48,568 --> 01:37:50,366 - You alright? - Yeah. 1463 01:37:50,466 --> 01:37:51,865 Don't hurt yourself. 1464 01:38:03,452 --> 01:38:06,748 Okay, everyone listen up. This is what we're gonna do. 1465 01:38:07,147 --> 01:38:09,545 Burt, you're gonna get rolling... 1466 01:38:09,645 --> 01:38:13,440 ride slowly along. We'll all jump in our vehicles, follow you down the track. 1467 01:38:13,441 --> 01:38:15,881 - See if you can handle this thing. - I'll handle her alright. 1468 01:38:16,137 --> 01:38:17,735 Alright. Everybody got that? 1469 01:38:18,035 --> 01:38:20,532 Okay, everybody, let's get in the cars. 1470 01:38:44,306 --> 01:38:46,603 Hope that old man doesn't make a fool of himself. 1471 01:38:51,797 --> 01:38:52,896 Here we go. 1472 01:38:53,795 --> 01:38:55,393 I'm ready, let's go. 1473 01:38:55,992 --> 01:38:56,991 Push it! 1474 01:38:57,391 --> 01:38:58,889 Faster, boys. 1475 01:39:00,987 --> 01:39:02,185 Go, Burt! 1476 01:39:26,658 --> 01:39:27,757 Sixty. 1477 01:39:28,356 --> 01:39:29,854 Sixty-five, seventy. 1478 01:39:31,552 --> 01:39:32,751 That a boy, Burt. 1479 01:39:32,951 --> 01:39:33,950 Seventy-five. 1480 01:39:34,649 --> 01:39:37,446 There he goes up to eighty, eighty, eighty five. 1481 01:39:42,041 --> 01:39:42,940 Ninety. 1482 01:39:50,331 --> 01:39:52,928 Ninety-five, look at that thing go. 1483 01:40:03,716 --> 01:40:06,413 - Holy smoke. - He's leaving them behind! 1484 01:40:06,713 --> 01:40:08,510 What the hell is that old guy up to? 1485 01:40:08,511 --> 01:40:10,309 Nobody told him he could give it everything. 1486 01:40:10,509 --> 01:40:12,906 I guess that solves the question of whether or not he can handle it. 1487 01:40:13,106 --> 01:40:15,303 We were doing ninety-five and he left us in the dust. 1488 01:40:15,503 --> 01:40:16,901 Look at him go! 1489 01:40:17,101 --> 01:40:18,300 That a boy, go, Burt. 1490 01:40:57,655 --> 01:40:59,553 Hold her firm. 1491 01:40:59,753 --> 01:41:00,852 Hold her firm. 1492 01:41:01,152 --> 01:41:03,149 Got it? Don't let it go. 1493 01:41:04,548 --> 01:41:06,046 That was a disaster! 1494 01:41:07,045 --> 01:41:10,042 - Hey, Burt. How'd it go. - Not good. 1495 01:41:14,536 --> 01:41:16,035 So, what's the verdict? 1496 01:41:16,334 --> 01:41:19,231 When you opened up there in top gear you sure left us in the dust. 1497 01:41:19,331 --> 01:41:21,828 I couldn't even get her out of second gear, Earl. 1498 01:41:22,228 --> 01:41:26,123 The plugs were oiling up, I had to feed her more juice up the revs a little. 1499 01:41:26,323 --> 01:41:29,320 Well, I guess we'll see if you're telling us the truth, Munro. 1500 01:41:31,218 --> 01:41:34,314 Are you telling me I can officially run on the track and have it timed? 1501 01:41:34,514 --> 01:41:36,112 That's what I'm saying, Burt. 1502 01:41:38,809 --> 01:41:41,107 You'll never know what this means to me, Otto. 1503 01:41:41,206 --> 01:41:44,203 25 years I've lived for this day, 25 years. 1504 01:41:44,503 --> 01:41:48,199 Sometimes you've got to bend the rules a little, today's one of those days. 1505 01:41:48,698 --> 01:41:51,795 - Thank you from the bottom of my heart. - Thank you. 1506 01:41:57,688 --> 01:42:00,385 - What did they say? - What happened? 1507 01:42:02,083 --> 01:42:03,781 They said I could run. 1508 01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:05,879 That's great! 1509 01:42:06,478 --> 01:42:08,875 - So why the long face then? - Well, I don't know... 1510 01:42:08,975 --> 01:42:12,371 it's just starting to sink in and I've got a problem a big problem. 1511 01:42:12,571 --> 01:42:15,967 As soon as I go over a hundred and ten it starts to wobble like heck... 1512 01:42:16,067 --> 01:42:17,565 a bad speed wobble. 1513 01:42:17,566 --> 01:42:21,062 Well, it did look like you were about as stable as my last wife. 1514 01:42:22,760 --> 01:42:25,357 I've got a theory and I think I'm right. 1515 01:42:25,457 --> 01:42:28,253 I need about twenty car batteries. 1516 01:42:28,353 --> 01:42:29,252 Twenty? 1517 01:42:30,151 --> 01:42:32,249 Is it ok to steel these batteries, Burt? 1518 01:42:32,549 --> 01:42:34,347 We're not steeling them Marty, we're souveniring them. 1519 01:42:34,447 --> 01:42:36,244 Careful of that acid there. 1520 01:42:36,644 --> 01:42:38,242 What do we do with them now? 1521 01:42:38,442 --> 01:42:41,322 Well, we're going to talk someone into lending us a painter's blow torch. 1522 01:42:41,439 --> 01:42:42,837 A painter's blow torch? 1523 01:42:45,234 --> 01:42:47,732 What are we going to do with all this metal, Burt? 1524 01:42:48,231 --> 01:42:53,225 Well, when this cools down, we'll have ourselves a lead brick. 1525 01:42:53,525 --> 01:42:57,321 - What do you do with a lead brick? - Place it in the front of the motorcycle. 1526 01:42:58,020 --> 01:43:00,118 - And that's your plan? - Yeah. 1527 01:43:01,216 --> 01:43:05,711 Well, you must get the centre of pressure behind the centre of gravity... 1528 01:43:05,811 --> 01:43:08,808 and if you don't get it right then she'll start to fish tail... 1529 01:43:08,809 --> 01:43:11,804 - when you get her wound up. - What do you mean by fish tail? 1530 01:43:12,004 --> 01:43:14,951 Well, like a fish's behind you know. It'll start doing that. 1531 01:43:14,952 --> 01:43:17,898 And that's what happened today when I had the handling run. 1532 01:43:18,097 --> 01:43:21,793 And so in a panic I lifted my head up from behind the screen... 1533 01:43:22,093 --> 01:43:25,789 and suddenly the bike started to go straight and... 1534 01:43:26,088 --> 01:43:30,384 I knew I'd solved the problem somehow by sticking my head up into the wind. 1535 01:43:31,482 --> 01:43:32,981 - I don't get it. - Me neither. 1536 01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:35,378 Well, I'll show you. Let me have that. 1537 01:43:36,577 --> 01:43:38,275 What are you doing? 1538 01:43:38,474 --> 01:43:42,070 Imagine the cigar is my streamliner. 1539 01:43:42,170 --> 01:43:43,768 Don't poke holes in the cigar. 1540 01:43:44,068 --> 01:43:47,165 Now if I hold it in the middle and blow on it. Like so. 1541 01:43:48,963 --> 01:43:50,761 See how unstable it is? 1542 01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:52,259 Now if I... 1543 01:43:53,557 --> 01:43:55,256 - shift the... - Not again! 1544 01:43:55,555 --> 01:43:58,052 Centre of pressure here. And blow on it. 1545 01:44:02,947 --> 01:44:04,445 See it's much more stable. 1546 01:44:04,645 --> 01:44:08,840 Just the centre of pressure is behind the centre of gravity... 1547 01:44:09,140 --> 01:44:11,937 and that's what I'm trying to fix with the lead brick you see. 1548 01:44:12,137 --> 01:44:13,897 You're quite clever, did you know that, Burt? 1549 01:44:14,034 --> 01:44:17,530 Now all I need to do is to test my theory before I run on the salt... 1550 01:44:17,730 --> 01:44:18,628 and I was thinking of, you know... 1551 01:44:18,629 --> 01:44:22,225 crossing over the state line from here in Utah to Nevada... 1552 01:44:22,425 --> 01:44:26,520 where there's no speed limit and running with a lead brick in the front of it. 1553 01:45:16,764 --> 01:45:18,262 - Good morning. - Morning. 1554 01:45:18,662 --> 01:45:20,659 Do you know how fast you were going back there? 1555 01:45:20,759 --> 01:45:22,058 Yeah, about... 1556 01:45:22,557 --> 01:45:24,955 150, 160 miles an hour. 1557 01:45:27,851 --> 01:45:29,949 Yeah, that sounds about right. 1558 01:45:30,948 --> 01:45:32,789 How's he going to talk his way out of this one? 1559 01:45:33,545 --> 01:45:36,641 He sure got his arse in a sling this time, don't he? 1560 01:45:36,941 --> 01:45:40,637 So what's the situation with this thing? You don't have any license plates on it. 1561 01:45:40,837 --> 01:45:44,133 - It's registered in New Zealand. - New Zealand? 1562 01:45:44,233 --> 01:45:46,530 Yeah, that's where I come from. 1563 01:45:49,827 --> 01:45:51,524 Alright, you mean to tell me... 1564 01:45:51,525 --> 01:45:54,222 that this contraption of yours is registered for the road? 1565 01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:58,517 - Yeah, in New Zealand. - New Zealand, right. 1566 01:45:59,016 --> 01:46:02,313 Well, how about taking it easy here in Nevada? 1567 01:46:02,612 --> 01:46:04,609 Just because we don't have a speed limit don't mean... 1568 01:46:04,610 --> 01:46:08,106 - we want people killing themselves. - No, sounds fair enough to me. 1569 01:46:09,005 --> 01:46:12,002 - Right, you have a good day then. - I will, thank you. 1570 01:46:12,003 --> 01:46:13,300 Burt, everything OK? 1571 01:46:14,998 --> 01:46:18,794 Well, fellows, we're going to have to give the lead brick... 1572 01:46:18,894 --> 01:46:20,892 the old Spanish archer. 1573 01:46:21,191 --> 01:46:24,188 - Spanish archer? - Yeah, the big elbow, you know. 1574 01:46:25,087 --> 01:46:26,985 The lead brick has got to go. 1575 01:46:27,284 --> 01:46:29,582 Who's stupid idea was that anyway? 1576 01:46:29,782 --> 01:46:30,581 It was yours. 1577 01:46:30,681 --> 01:46:35,475 Yeah. Well, I'm just going to have to ride her, the way she is. 1578 01:46:35,875 --> 01:46:37,173 What about that speed wobble? 1579 01:46:37,473 --> 01:46:40,769 Well, I'll cross that bridge when I get there. 1580 01:46:41,169 --> 01:46:43,666 - I've got another problem too. - Yeah, what now? 1581 01:46:43,966 --> 01:46:46,463 Well, when I get her going... 1582 01:46:46,663 --> 01:46:50,358 there's an enormous amount of heat comes off the exhaust pipe... 1583 01:46:50,658 --> 01:46:53,954 and I hope it doesn't cook my leg. 1584 01:46:54,754 --> 01:46:58,949 Maybe you can wrap some asbestos cloth around it, that should fix it right. 1585 01:46:58,950 --> 01:47:00,247 That's a good idea. 1586 01:47:00,847 --> 01:47:03,344 So you got any more problems you want to tell us about? 1587 01:47:03,345 --> 01:47:05,441 Yes, yes, my old ticker. 1588 01:47:06,241 --> 01:47:08,738 - You've got a bad heart? - Yes, I have. 1589 01:47:12,733 --> 01:47:14,731 I've got a little surprise for you. 1590 01:47:15,230 --> 01:47:18,027 - What? - Close your eyes and give me your hand. 1591 01:47:18,227 --> 01:47:20,724 - What? - Just close your eyes. Come on. 1592 01:47:21,024 --> 01:47:23,521 - What for? - Because I said so, mister, come on. 1593 01:47:26,318 --> 01:47:27,716 Keep walking. 1594 01:47:27,816 --> 01:47:31,412 Wendy, you're not going to make a fool of an old man I hope. 1595 01:47:31,512 --> 01:47:33,110 I'd never do that, Burt. 1596 01:47:33,310 --> 01:47:34,409 Never. 1597 01:47:34,709 --> 01:47:36,107 Never. Okay. Okay. 1598 01:47:36,407 --> 01:47:37,905 Now turn around. 1599 01:47:38,504 --> 01:47:39,802 Alright. 1600 01:47:39,803 --> 01:47:41,701 Now, hold your hands out. 1601 01:47:42,300 --> 01:47:43,898 Put that in your pocket. 1602 01:47:43,998 --> 01:47:45,097 Alright. 1603 01:47:45,297 --> 01:47:46,395 There we go good. 1604 01:47:47,694 --> 01:47:49,192 You can open them. 1605 01:48:04,275 --> 01:48:06,073 What are you all staring at? 1606 01:48:07,871 --> 01:48:09,869 - What is this? - Burt... 1607 01:48:10,069 --> 01:48:13,864 we've unanimously voted you here on the Salt planes, sportsman of the year... 1608 01:48:14,064 --> 01:48:17,460 because we figured nobody has ever travelled as far as you have... 1609 01:48:17,461 --> 01:48:18,759 to be here for speed week... 1610 01:48:18,859 --> 01:48:22,555 so normally we would present a trophy or something like that... 1611 01:48:22,854 --> 01:48:25,751 but considering your case we thought a few extra dollars... 1612 01:48:25,752 --> 01:48:28,648 would be more appreciated so we past the hat around. 1613 01:48:32,444 --> 01:48:33,742 My goodness! 1614 01:48:36,739 --> 01:48:38,437 There are no words. 1615 01:48:52,121 --> 01:48:53,720 Well, thank you all. 1616 01:48:54,519 --> 01:48:56,616 Thank you all very much. 1617 01:48:58,314 --> 01:49:00,712 I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. 1618 01:49:02,310 --> 01:49:05,207 Oh dear, it's quite overwhelming you know... 1619 01:49:05,506 --> 01:49:08,004 it's 25 years dream to come here. 1620 01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:15,895 I should try to justify you, your respect and... 1621 01:49:16,993 --> 01:49:21,888 you know the original speed of my old bike was 54 miles an hour. 1622 01:49:24,885 --> 01:49:29,180 And today I'm hoping to, you know, improve it a little. 1623 01:49:39,368 --> 01:49:42,665 The cars are at the start line now. The next one is the 86... 1624 01:49:42,964 --> 01:49:46,360 On the bucket seat the pilot is ready to be pushed out. 1625 01:49:56,049 --> 01:49:57,748 Next competitor is Burt Munro. 1626 01:49:58,547 --> 01:50:01,543 All the way from Invercargill, New Zealand. 1627 01:50:02,742 --> 01:50:06,038 Burt Munro's entry was approved just yesterday. 1628 01:50:14,429 --> 01:50:16,027 Burt, where'd you get this stuff? 1629 01:50:16,127 --> 01:50:18,225 - What? - I say, where'd you get this stuff? 1630 01:50:18,524 --> 01:50:22,320 I tore an old electric blanket apart and got the asbestos cloth out of it. 1631 01:50:22,819 --> 01:50:24,916 You got those heart pills? 1632 01:50:24,917 --> 01:50:27,214 - Are you okay? - Better take one, yeah. 1633 01:50:27,514 --> 01:50:29,062 They're almost ready. 1634 01:50:29,063 --> 01:50:30,611 Guys, come on, let's go. 1635 01:50:31,709 --> 01:50:34,107 You know the bottle says that they may cause drowsiness... 1636 01:50:34,108 --> 01:50:36,504 - do not operate machinery. - I know that. 1637 01:50:37,103 --> 01:50:39,183 Well, you're not supposed to take two of them anyway. 1638 01:50:39,201 --> 01:50:41,299 One for me and one for the old girl. 1639 01:50:41,598 --> 01:50:43,097 Nitro-glycerine. 1640 01:50:43,296 --> 01:50:44,795 Should make it go faster. 1641 01:50:45,394 --> 01:50:46,892 Have some of this, love. 1642 01:50:50,888 --> 01:50:52,086 There you go. 1643 01:50:58,579 --> 01:51:01,176 - Yeah, we're almost there. - Alright, here we go. 1644 01:51:01,875 --> 01:51:03,274 - Hold her still. - Your goggles. 1645 01:51:03,374 --> 01:51:04,273 - What? - Goggles. 1646 01:51:04,373 --> 01:51:06,670 - Put your goggles on. - I know, calm down. 1647 01:51:10,466 --> 01:51:15,160 I can't get my leg in because of the asbestos cloth on it. 1648 01:51:23,251 --> 01:51:24,550 Let me take it off. 1649 01:51:24,850 --> 01:51:28,445 - What about your leg in that heat? - Screw it, I've got a spare one. 1650 01:51:30,543 --> 01:51:32,141 Right, Burt. 1651 01:51:32,341 --> 01:51:33,740 Get those goggles. 1652 01:51:34,838 --> 01:51:37,236 - Ready? - Alright, you know the way. 1653 01:51:37,535 --> 01:51:38,495 Make sure you come back. 1654 01:51:38,634 --> 01:51:39,833 Come on, let's go! 1655 01:51:40,132 --> 01:51:41,331 Right, push! 1656 01:51:42,330 --> 01:51:44,128 Come on, fellas. Push faster! 1657 01:51:46,225 --> 01:51:47,424 Keep running. 1658 01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:52,718 Keep it straight, buddy. 1659 01:51:54,416 --> 01:51:56,614 Bring it in, Burt. Come on. Go, go, go... 1660 01:51:57,013 --> 01:51:58,212 Let's go, Burt! 1661 01:52:04,005 --> 01:52:04,904 Come on, Burt! 1662 01:52:05,604 --> 01:52:07,202 You can do it, Burt. 1663 01:52:07,502 --> 01:52:09,699 He's got no parachute, he's got no brakes. 1664 01:52:29,177 --> 01:52:31,075 158.647. 1665 01:52:31,574 --> 01:52:34,971 Mile one, 158.647 miles per hour. 1666 01:52:35,170 --> 01:52:36,469 Go, Burt! 1667 01:52:36,769 --> 01:52:38,567 - Go on! - Go, Burt! 1668 01:52:39,066 --> 01:52:41,164 - Make us proud, honey! - Burt! 1669 01:52:56,147 --> 01:52:58,145 167.921. 1670 01:52:58,344 --> 01:53:01,940 Mile two, 167.921 miles per hour. 1671 01:53:02,140 --> 01:53:04,737 Break it, Burt. Come on! Go, go, go! 1672 01:53:04,837 --> 01:53:05,836 Come on, Burt. 1673 01:53:15,925 --> 01:53:19,820 Mile three, 171.371 miles per hour. 1674 01:53:20,020 --> 01:53:21,518 Come on, come on, come on! 1675 01:53:33,105 --> 01:53:36,401 Mile four, 172.485 miles per hour. 1676 01:53:37,201 --> 01:53:38,100 Yeah! 1677 01:53:38,399 --> 01:53:39,298 Come on! 1678 01:53:40,896 --> 01:53:43,793 Mile five, 183.694 miles per hour. 1679 01:54:03,771 --> 01:54:05,669 193.728. 1680 01:54:05,968 --> 01:54:08,765 Mile six, 193.728 miles per hour. 1681 01:54:09,864 --> 01:54:11,862 Come on, come on! 1682 01:54:16,856 --> 01:54:19,153 Come on, Burt. You can do it! 1683 01:54:19,353 --> 01:54:20,452 Come on, Burt! 1684 01:54:20,951 --> 01:54:24,447 Mile seven, 194.211 miles per hour. 1685 01:54:25,047 --> 01:54:27,544 - Go, Burt! - Burt, go! 1686 01:55:12,294 --> 01:55:13,093 What is it? 1687 01:55:14,092 --> 01:55:16,089 201.851. 1688 01:55:16,489 --> 01:55:21,084 Mile eight, 201.851 miles per hour. 1689 01:55:28,775 --> 01:55:31,372 Ladies and gentlemen, that's a new record... 1690 01:55:31,572 --> 01:55:35,667 201.851 miles per hour. 1691 01:55:38,164 --> 01:55:40,262 Burt, I hope you're going to stop soon. 1692 01:55:40,662 --> 01:55:43,458 - He's gone back! - Back where? 1693 01:55:43,758 --> 01:55:47,754 Back to whatever planet he came from because he sure ain't from this one. 1694 01:56:41,793 --> 01:56:43,691 I really did toast my leg. 1695 01:56:49,384 --> 01:56:50,583 I did it. 1696 01:56:51,382 --> 01:56:52,481 I did it. 1697 01:57:22,547 --> 01:57:25,244 Tom, can you get that, my hands are wet. 1698 01:57:30,638 --> 01:57:31,835 Hello? 1699 01:57:31,836 --> 01:57:35,532 This is the United States calling I have a collect call from Mr. Burt Munro... 1700 01:57:35,732 --> 01:57:37,031 will you accept the charge? 1701 01:57:37,131 --> 01:57:41,426 - Mum, it's Burt calling collect. - It is? Accept the call, accept the call! 1702 01:57:41,725 --> 01:57:43,024 My mum said we can accept the call. 1703 01:57:43,124 --> 01:57:45,921 - Go ahead, sir. - Hello Tom, is that you? 1704 01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:48,218 - Yes. - It's me, Burt. 1705 01:57:48,418 --> 01:57:51,914 I did it Tom, she's the world's fastest Indian. 1706 01:57:52,014 --> 01:57:52,913 She is? 1707 01:57:53,212 --> 01:57:54,411 Dad, dad! 1708 01:57:55,010 --> 01:57:57,907 Dad! He did it! Burt did it! 1709 01:57:58,207 --> 01:57:59,605 He set a new record. 1710 01:58:18,284 --> 01:58:19,283 How is it going? 1711 01:58:19,383 --> 01:58:20,781 Hello, mate! 1712 01:58:20,881 --> 01:58:22,280 - Hey, Duncan. - Congratulations, Burt. 1713 01:58:22,281 --> 01:58:23,678 Hello, Frank. How are you? 1714 01:58:23,878 --> 01:58:25,876 - Welcome home, Burt. - Hello, George. 1715 01:58:25,976 --> 01:58:29,272 My goodness, you've made this place look spiffing, mate. 1716 01:58:29,572 --> 01:58:30,769 You did us proud. 1717 01:58:30,770 --> 01:58:34,266 - You put Invercargill on the map. - Well, I reckon so, yeah. 1718 01:58:34,366 --> 01:58:37,063 - What have you got planned now? - Right now I've a lot of work to do... 1719 01:58:37,163 --> 01:58:39,960 if I'm to get back to Bonneville next year, you know. 1720 01:58:40,060 --> 01:58:42,257 So, more early mornings then? 1721 01:58:42,357 --> 01:58:44,255 Yeah, more early mornings. 1722 01:58:44,455 --> 01:58:45,652 Hello, love. 1723 01:58:45,653 --> 01:58:47,951 - Welcome home. - Nice to be back. 1724 01:58:49,149 --> 01:58:51,047 - Hello, Tom. - Hey, Burt. 1725 01:58:51,347 --> 01:58:52,945 How are you, son? 1726 01:58:53,345 --> 01:58:54,643 Good to see ya. 1727 01:58:54,943 --> 01:58:56,541 You're growing up a bit, huh? 1728 01:58:57,140 --> 01:58:59,220 I looked after your lemon tree just like you told me. 1729 01:58:59,238 --> 01:59:00,537 You did, yeah. 1730 01:59:00,736 --> 01:59:02,035 Looking good, too. 1731 01:59:02,534 --> 01:59:03,733 Yeah, it's beautiful. 1732 01:59:05,032 --> 01:59:07,029 - I fed the chickens. - You did? 1733 01:59:07,229 --> 01:59:09,127 - And mum cooked all the eggs. - Oh, yeah... 1734 01:59:09,427 --> 01:59:11,424 - did they taste good? - Yep. 1735 01:59:11,624 --> 01:59:13,522 - Yeah, good. Have you got my key? - Here it is. 1736 01:59:13,523 --> 01:59:15,124 - Right thanks. - I took good care of it. 1737 01:59:15,320 --> 01:59:17,817 - I knew you would. - How fast did you go? 1738 01:59:18,017 --> 01:59:21,313 Mighty fast. In one of my runs I did over 200 miles an hour. 1739 01:59:21,613 --> 01:59:24,510 Whoa.. What would happen if you opened your mouth at that speed? 1740 01:59:24,809 --> 01:59:27,107 Well, you'd blow the backside out of your pants I reckon. 1741 01:59:29,304 --> 01:59:30,503 Right, let's see. 1742 01:59:33,100 --> 01:59:35,997 Nice to be home. Back in my shed.