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Invader Zim
Walk of Doom
s01e03B = s01e06

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Subtitles: Ainee

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I'm running,
I'm running!

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I'm naked!

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GIR! Sit still!
I need quiet

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to repair your
guidance systems box.

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I don't need it!
I don't need it!

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Done. The finest in Irken
guidance technology,

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and I have
improved it.

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With these upgrades,
GIR, there will be nothing

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that you cannot find, no situation
that you cannot guide us out of.

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Bees!!!

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Now, if we could just
work on your behavior.

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- Aw, my bees...
- You now possess

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superior geographic
guidance abilities, GIR.

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Finally.

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- Report upgrade status.
- Sir, guidance chip in place

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and fully
functional, sir.

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Demonstrate. Which
way is... the school?

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Good, GIR! Now,
something tougher.

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Where is
planet Blorch?

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Excellent! Now, where
is our home planet, Irk?

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Perfect! Okay, GIR.
I think a field test is in order.

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Let's go into the nearby city
and get as lost as we can.

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GIR, no cheating!
Shut your chip off first.

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Do we have to
go right now?

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I wanna watch the
Scary Monkey Show!

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That monkey...

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As soon as we're lost
enough you just use

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the chip to guide us home.
Now, put your disguise back on!

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I have devised a new,
even more insidiously

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clever disguise
for myself!

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Be alert, GIR! On this
planet we are surrounded

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by danger,
and madness!

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I like madness!

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Madness!!!

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Okay. I think I've had
my fill of these horrible...

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stink-people-things
for today.

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So activate your guidance chip
and lead the way to home!

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No. No GIR,
not Irk.

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I meant our home
base here on Earth.

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Oh, here.

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Our house, GIR! Which
direction is our house?

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That way.

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No, wait,
it's over there.

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How could you not know! I just
upgraded your guidance system!

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- Oh, I left that at home.
- You left what at home?

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The guidey,
chippy, thingy.

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You! Why would
you do that?!

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To make room
for the cupcake!

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How could you do this?
You've left us stranded

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in the middle of the
enemy territory!

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Surrounded
by humans!

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I can see that you understand
your mistake, GIR,

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and me being angry will
get us no closer to home.

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I will just have to use
my innate invader

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survival skills to
get us out of here.

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See, GIR? The Almighty
Tallest have not placed

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their trust in me
without reason.

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I miss you,
cupcake.

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I would use these pieces of scrap
metal to fashion a compass...

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...using this planet's own
magnetic field against it!

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Now, witness the
power of my compass!

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Aw...
It likes me!

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Perhaps a compass is not
the best tool for this situation.

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Why don't we ask the
information humans for help?

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I will not stoop as low as to
ask the hew-mans for help!

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You speak nonsense,
GIR! We help ourselves.

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What.. about..
the.. bus?

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Excellent, GIR! We will
use one of their own

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methods of transportation
to beat this revolting city!

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Where d'you
think you're goin'?

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I go home. Now mind
your business, bus slave!

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You don't go anywhere
without bus fare!

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Fare?

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This ain't a free ride, little
man! You need money!

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You expect me to pay to
be on this filthy machine?

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Have you the
brain worms?!

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Fine! I don't
need your bus!

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I will use the power of
your sun to find my way!

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Weirdo...

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Are we gonna
ride the sun home?

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No, GIR. I can use the
Earth's sun to determine

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which direction is west.
The Earth's sun always

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sets in the west. Now
watch me amaze you!

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Wait a minute...
I'm blind!!!

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I think they booby-trapped
their sun somehow!

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A minor setback, GIR.
We'll be home in no time.

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I'll just wait until the skin
grows back on my eyeballs!

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GIR! I can see!
I can see!!!

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Now we can figure out how
to escape this filthy place.

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Get a job,
ya bum!

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That's it! If we can find a job,
we can make money.

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With this money,
we can ride the bus!

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I'm going to
beat you, city!

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You won't make a fool
of this Irken invader!

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I'm gonna
eat a rat!

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Finally, we are
heading home!

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I smell dooky!

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I cannot stay on
this bus any longer!

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Freak...

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What is wrong
with these people?!

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This place is just
begging to be destroyed!

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- I like destroying!
- GIR! I have a plan!

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Ocular implants are
standard Invader issue.

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From the top of that
building my incredible eyes

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should be able to spot our
neighborhood. Come on!

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'Kay.

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Ice cream, somebody buy it!
Ice cream, I got ice cream here.

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It's him!

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Hey, that's the guy! And
he's back for mooooooore!!!

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Get 'im!

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Okay, now, where
do we go from here?

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There! That
looks about right.

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Now, GIR, use your
jets to fly us home.

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Yes sir!

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What happened?! How did
you run out of fuel that quickly?!

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- I emptied it out.
- Emptied it? Why?!

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To make room
for the tuna!

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Okay.

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Hey!

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Where to?

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You think I won't be ready,
but you're wrong,

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presumptuous cab beast!
I have prepared myself

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for this moment, and
it is paid off in full!

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You see, the Invaders
learn from their mistakes,

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however rare they
may be! Now, human,

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take me to...
that way!!!

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And quickly. In case
you haven't noticed,

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I've been trying
to go home!

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Subtitles: Ainee

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My spine!