1 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,957 Love! Have you arrived? 2 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:36,040 Yes! 3 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:39,249 - What happened? - Nothing... 4 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,082 Eh, no, nothing? Cry! Why are you crying? 5 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,582 I don't know, I'm sad. 6 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:47,374 Love, but there's nothing to be sad... 7 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:53,582 - I know, but I'm, I'm sad. - Okay, have you arrived? 8 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:57,457 - I told you yes! - Sorry, I'm busy with... 9 00:01:57,541 --> 00:02:03,207 - How is it, how is it? - It's a castle. 10 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,082 Ah, a castle, indeed! Think, handsome! And them? Nice? 11 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,582 I've known them since I was born, Paul! 12 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,874 True, sorry, I'm busy with... 13 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:19,332 - Margaret! You come? - I arrive! 14 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,540 Love, where are you? 15 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:26,790 I should be close, because I see the mountains, even the snow. 16 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:30,999 - Have you come to collect the swimming pool? - I didn't understand, sorry... 17 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:36,582 - You came to collect the swimming pool? - Ah! Yes! 18 00:02:36,666 --> 00:02:38,665 - Love? - Paul? 19 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:42,624 Paul! 20 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,457 Paul! 21 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:22,832 - How wonderful! It seems just a medieval castle. 22 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:26,999 - Clara, it's not medieval. - No? - No. - No. 23 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,374 Indeed, I said it seems. 24 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:33,832 It was the summer residence of Queen Margaret. 25 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:37,040 In fact there is no heating... 26 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,832 - Ah! Joke! - HI! 27 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:44,957 Here we are, our Queen Margherita, A stuffed queen! Eh, Giorgione? 28 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:47,915 Let's all become grandparents! Come on, come on! 29 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,624 I never liked it the Middle Ages,... 30 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,832 .. he always gave me a feeling of...moist. 31 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:56,374 - Humid?! - Yes, I don't know how to explain! 32 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,790 If you tell me: Greeks! I feel hot. 33 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:01,290 If you tell me Middle Ages, I have like a shiver of humidity. 34 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:04,082 Maybe because the Greeks were in Greece. 35 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:08,082 However, this is from the early 1900s, It's drier... 36 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:10,332 - Nice, huh, Giorgio? - Very, very. 37 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:14,874 - Ah, the shoes! - What's wrong with them? - You should take them off. 38 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,415 You too, kindly, take off your shoes! 39 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:23,957 - Please? - Salt corrodes... - Ah, undoubtedly... 40 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:27,290 If you bring me salt inside, the parquet corrodes me,... 41 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,665 - Salt... to avoid slipping! - Ah! 42 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:33,540 I prepared some clogs made from a very good craftsman. 43 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,707 Hot in summer and cold in winter. 44 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:39,290 - Joke! - Cute! 45 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:58,665 - It's magnificent! - Wow! - It's beautiful! 46 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:04,207 I wanted it like this: like a fairy tale. I always have dreamed of living in a castle. 47 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:06,874 - Do you know when you get obsessed? - Yes! 48 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:09,790 And all this thanks to you too, Giorgione! 49 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:13,457 Without you, in this last period I would never have done it. 50 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:17,415 - I swear. - Alberto, It's beautiful. - Thank you, Giorgio. 51 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:21,540 Stand still! This dog! 52 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,540 - Pine? - Yes? 53 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:27,957 - Before taking it to the snow, take his socks off! - Yes, yes. 54 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:31,624 - And then, close the door on me, thanks! - But what race is he? 55 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:35,040 - I think southern... - No, the dog. - That's a Saint Bernard! 56 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:40,915 - And does he speak? - No, not yet. - Hand! The budgie! - That one, yes! 57 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:44,457 - And it's very rare, because generally parakeets don't talk! - Oh, no? 58 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:47,832 - No. - Parquet! - Hate! - Sense? 59 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:49,290 Hello... 60 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:54,124 Hello, love... 61 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,624 - You are beautiful. - You too. 62 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,457 - HI. - HI. 63 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:11,082 - Hi everyone! - Dear! But how beautiful you are! 64 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:14,582 - Thank you... - Hello! - And where is the hubby? 65 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:18,624 It's coming. He got the new car and he wanted to do some testing. 66 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:22,040 - What? - Running-in. Alberto, it's wonderful! 67 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:25,082 - Yes, eh... - Congratulations, It's really beautiful! 68 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:28,665 And this is nothing. Follow me. 69 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:31,832 I'll show you the rest of the castle. 70 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,749 - It's beautiful! - I like! 71 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:09,749 The castle, in my opinion, it is full of charm. 72 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:14,457 Think that this room is yours the one where Margherita slept. 73 00:08:14,541 --> 00:08:18,082 - Margherita pizza...? - The queen. - Yes! 74 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:22,665 - You could sleep there! - Thank you! It would be wonderful! 75 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,207 I apologize! 76 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:28,540 - Miss Benedetta, the turkey It is ready for filling. - I arrive! 77 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,832 Oh well, I'm going! 78 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,915 - Do you want me to come with you? - If it doesn't disgust you... 79 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,374 - I'm a vet! - Ah, yes! 80 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:40,707 Of course pregnancy makes you even more of a bitch, huh? 81 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:45,457 Margherita, what terms do you use? You're a married woman now! 82 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:49,082 - Benedetta, stop it! - But do you want to finish it? Oh mama! 83 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:52,040 Of course you two: love and hate! 84 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:57,207 - I am love! - And I hate you! - Let's go to the kitchen! 85 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:03,457 - Nice, though! - What? - All. We are here, Christmas... - Yes! 86 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:07,999 - The snow... - Beautiful, beautiful! - The castle, our girls... 87 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:12,290 - Let's become grandparents... - Oh, yes! - I'm still alive! 88 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:16,374 Is it beautiful, or not? - It's beautiful, yes! 89 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:21,999 - And then your gift... - Ah! - Eh, you'll see what stuff! 90 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,665 - You've already guessed what it is, tell the truth... - No, Alberto! 91 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:31,165 - You already understood, you are too much clever, Giorgione! - Ouch! 92 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,957 - You're too smart! - You're messing me up, come on! - You come! 93 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:38,249 - Help me make the tree! - The mania for touching! I arrive. 94 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:42,165 But where is he? 95 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:52,999 - 7 kg and 200. - Madonna, he looks like a child. 96 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:57,457 - But doesn't it disgust you? - What? 97 00:09:57,541 --> 00:10:03,624 I could never, I make goulash because the butcher cuts it. 98 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,874 Sausages too they impress me. 99 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:11,999 It's something that drives me crazy, Maybe it's because, being a gynecologist... 100 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:20,582 - Pine! Can you help me? - To do what? - To put the turkey in. 101 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:23,665 - Turkey makes me a little... - Come on, that's heavy! 102 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,790 - Was that done on purpose? - Yes! 103 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,540 He brought this to me a friend of mine from the United States! 104 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,082 - She's cute! - How does it work? 105 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:38,124 You put the turkey already stuffed the day before... 106 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:42,790 .. you close it, and leave it all next day to marinate with the filling. 107 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,249 Then put everything in the oven and it cooks better. 108 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:49,874 Come on, let's put it in, quick! 109 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:05,749 Marghe, can you hear me? Love? Marghe? 110 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,832 'Evening! Of course here, when it comes, it comes! 111 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,957 Good evening! 112 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:54,040 Sorry, you know where Is it the house of the Caccia family? 113 00:11:54,125 --> 00:12:00,415 They tell me a castle, then it should be easy to see. 114 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,707 Gentleman? Gentleman? 115 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,790 If he knows... just this! 116 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:15,874 Yes? What is it? Here, thank goodness, because I've been around for a while! 117 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:23,999 He seems enraptured... If you could just tell me where... 118 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:28,707 .. then I leave her to the deer thing! 119 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:39,290 On I�? Ah! Up I! Perfect, thanks! Very kind! 120 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,582 Then there will be a way to get to know each other. 121 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:47,749 I am a guest at the castle of Mr. Caccia, if I find him... 122 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:09,415 Why didn't you come at my wedding? 123 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:13,374 - Marriage makes me vomit. - But I'm your best friend. 124 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:17,290 It's not true. He's alone we have known each other for a long time. 125 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,499 What a bore you two are! 126 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,624 - Look, it's her! - But what? 127 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:27,207 - Would you like an aperitif? - Clara! Sorry, Alberto! 128 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:31,749 - But no, it's a good idea. Pine! - Yes? - Oh! 129 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:36,249 Take out two saucers, a little of cold cuts, a bit of olives. 130 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,999 - And then... Are bubbles okay? - Perfect! 131 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,790 - Take the Franciacorta which is good. - I'm coming with her! 132 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:47,290 Oh, no, Giorgio! So it's asymmetrical. 133 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:51,165 You know I care, send me to get it done ass all the symmetry of the tree. 134 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,582 - Alberto... - It's been 30 years that we know each other! Come on, come on, come on... 135 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,874 - And what's his name? - You know his name very well. 136 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,957 - No, I swear, I don't remember! - Paul. 137 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,790 Why didn't Paolo come with you? 138 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:08,707 He had to do the running-in, and then He came by to get the swimming pool. 139 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:15,040 - What pool? - I'll give birth to her in water. - What a freak! 140 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:20,624 - Do you mind quitting smoking? - It's fake! 141 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:26,540 Dad, you heard the joke here, give birth in water! 142 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:30,499 - Nice idea though, right? - It's not I really agree! 143 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,582 Put the tip on, come on! 144 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:39,999 - And you? - I, what? - Are you happy? - Yes. 145 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:46,165 - Where did you do that? - London. - And... 146 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:52,665 And nothing, you find out first, then go there and do everything in three days. 147 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,540 Here we are! 148 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:04,415 So, what do you want for dinner? Lasagna or a nice light broth? 149 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:08,790 - For me lasagna is great! - Huh? 150 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,332 Lasagna is great, they are my favorite dish! 151 00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:16,999 - Lasagna, then. It seemed to you... Let's go, let's go! - Let's go, let's go! 152 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,457 - Margherita, but Paolo? - I'll try to call him! 153 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,249 The telephone only picks up on the veranda or on the ladder! 154 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:29,249 Because the castle walls they are so thick! It doesn't take inside. 155 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,499 - I'll go call him! - Did you understand? It's really... 156 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,165 Why did the light go out? 157 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:39,124 There's no problem, Giorgio, don't worry, the light comes back. 158 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,957 It goes away when it rains or when it snows. 159 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:45,290 - Are you coming back? - Oh, sure! Have you seen? 160 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:50,624 You miss the light, when he's not there! 161 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:57,290 The user you called It is not reachable at the moment. 162 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:15,082 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 163 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:23,541 No, no, no, no, no, no, ah! Ah! 164 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,124 Love! HI! Almost! 165 00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:02,415 Yes, I stopped at the bar to get something and I'll be there. 166 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,707 Five, ten minutes, I pay and I'm there, ok? HI! 167 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,582 Sorry, really, sorry. 168 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:35,499 � that has lost grip on me, it looked like he was going to do it,... 169 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:39,832 .. then I heard something like a whistle, and then... we know how it ended! 170 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,415 Don't worry though, I pay for everything! 171 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:47,624 Let's do one thing: I have the booklet some checks, shall we write a check? 172 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:54,165 Very good, but yes! Let's resolve it between us and then... 173 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,332 Oh well, this one anyway we put it in... 174 00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:03,624 Because then, with insurance, someone calls the expert, takes the photo,... 175 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:08,499 .. then we argue, but it's better observe amicably. 176 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:12,499 Obviously the responsibility It's mine, and we're good. 177 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:16,999 Here is the checkbook, what does it say, how do we quantize? 178 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,332 Tell me, I'm in trouble. 179 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:24,790 It has never happened to me that I disintegrate a place with a car. 180 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:33,707 Five thousand? Eh! Five thousand? 181 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,540 Oh well, now it's here... 182 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:41,332 Okay, okay, 5000, perfect, right. 183 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,374 Then in the mountains everything is more expensive. 184 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,457 Does he happen to have a... very well. 185 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,082 Fill that void there, please, Giorgione! 186 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:54,790 - Paolo is coming, he's in town! - Ah, good, good. Pine! 187 00:18:55,250 --> 00:19:00,457 - Shall I put the lasagna in the oven? - Well done! - Thank you. - Please! - I go. 188 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,999 A phenomenon, a medium! 189 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,249 That's it, chains mounted and voil�! 190 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:10,249 Look, I have to ask a favor, It embarrasses me a little... 191 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,790 .. but, I should go to the bathroom, it will be the cold... 192 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,665 But no, in fact, let's forget about it. 193 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,832 We said so much that I've arrived! 194 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,082 On top of that, great, thanks. 195 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:27,165 Oh, this? I leave it here, it stays with other things, goodbye! 196 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,790 If we don't see each other again, Merry Christmas! 197 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:53,832 Knowing that you are dying and then recovering, � how to be reborn, thus knowing life. 198 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:58,332 You remember what was I once like? 199 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:04,582 Do you know why I was like this? Because I was afraid of dying! 200 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,665 I took the pills, without a specific reason. 201 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,165 I was always convinced I was sick. Then I got really sick. 202 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:19,540 And I no longer had it afraid of dying! And now I'm fine! 203 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,457 What was I saying? 204 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:33,499 - That it took an illness to make him heal. - Exact. Bravo. 205 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,874 It took me an illness, to help me heal. 206 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:41,082 And now let's have a nice toast! Cheers! 207 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,374 Which isn't really the case most importantly, remember! 208 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,207 - Did they ring? - They rang. - It must be Paolo. 209 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,832 - It must be Paolo. - Ah well, if it's Paolo! 210 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:58,624 Go! If it's Paolo... go! 211 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,125 What? 212 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:27,082 - He doesn't have a driving license, so... - What's on the roof? 213 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,957 - The swimming pool, mom! - Ah, yes! 214 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:34,749 Sorry, it just started snowing, I mounted the chains and... 215 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:39,415 - Your car is nice. - Thanks, I really like it too! 216 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:44,040 - Did you win? - No, I bought it! 217 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:49,415 I am joking. I'm Alberto, welcome to my castle! 218 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:54,040 Sorry, I didn't understand, nice joke... and nice castle! 219 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,624 - Giorgione told me that you don't have the license. - No! 220 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:02,999 - But by choice? - Well yes, exams worry me, so... 221 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:09,332 - The shoes! - What? - You should take off your shoes! 222 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:18,374 I got this one, here it comes later, but I understood it, beautiful beautiful! 223 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,332 And yet it's not a joke, you have to take off your shoes... 224 00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,915 .. there is the original parquet and it ruins me. 225 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,832 - Paaarquet! Salt! - Look, she knows it too! 226 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:34,582 - Pine! - Yes? - Give your hooves, please sir! - Thank you. 227 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:39,165 - I am Benedetta. - Ah! Hello, hello, nice to meet you! 228 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,582 - She's my daughter. - Hi love! - HI! 229 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:46,165 It's not so much the snow that ruins, It's the salt that corrodes, you understand? 230 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:50,749 - Ah, of course! - So, I care! - Here we are. 231 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:56,707 Parquet! Salt! Parquet! 232 00:22:58,166 --> 00:23:03,040 Here we are. I know that's not a nice way to go show up, but I can't take it anymore. 233 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:12,290 - To do what, excuse me? - Eh... - He has to pee. 234 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:16,582 - Ah, I thought who knows what! - No, sorry, but it's embarrassing! 235 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,624 - God forbid, pee! But can I give you a first name? - Certain! 236 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,582 Look, she goes to the bottom, on the right there is the kitchen,... 237 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:26,207 .. right door, left door, right door. 238 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,665 Perfect. 239 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,374 He's cute though! 240 00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:33,832 I would go and finish it our aperitif, guys! 241 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:37,332 I'll join you right away, I'm going to see the lasagna! 242 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,332 Left, right... Left! Nooooo! 243 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,207 The light went out! 244 00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:53,707 The castles are old, the light goes, the light comes! 245 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,832 No! 246 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:25,624 - What did you do to the turkey? - Put the knife down! Nothing! 247 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:28,499 It was in the dark, but it's just a drop! 248 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:32,040 - Stopped! - We'll rinse it! - It's the Christmas Eve turkey! 249 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:34,207 I know, but let's rinse it! He didn't absorb, ma'am! 250 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:37,665 - Stop, murderer! - I didn't kill him! - Alberto! 251 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:41,624 Lady! I didn't kill him! No! No! 252 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:45,457 - Look what he did! - What happened? - Careful! 253 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:53,290 - Doctor! - Alberto! - Dad! - Excuse me! 254 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:59,749 - Breathe, breathe! - Good, I'm fine! Nothing happened! 255 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,582 - Don't move! - Help me get up! Help me! 256 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:05,249 Pine, too much wax! 257 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:26,082 - Paul? - Tell me, love... 258 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,082 Can you not make any more messes? 259 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:32,124 These days are very important to my father. 260 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:35,499 Marghe, I know, I explained it to you, I didn't do it on purpose. 261 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:39,874 The light went out, and there is a pot which in the dark looks like a toilet. 262 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,457 - Is it my fault? - It's never your fault! 263 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,790 However, what is unpleasant it happens, it happens because you are there. 264 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:50,749 - Be careful! Read, right? - I read what? 265 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:55,540 There's half a paragraph in total about fatherhood, read this. 266 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:59,832 Even half a paragraph, well, they were wasted. 267 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:04,332 - Alberto! Holy shit! - Here it is again! 268 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,624 - You're a phenomenon. - A genius! 269 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:11,124 No, I'm really sorry! Apart for the glass... but, how are you? 270 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:14,165 Well. They kept me one night for investigations,... 271 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:16,540 .. a slight head injury, but fine. 272 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:19,749 I just don't know what... 273 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,207 the light went out, the doors are the same, so... 274 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:26,957 But look, I'm not angry, these things happen! 275 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:30,624 They can rarely happen but they can happen. 276 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:33,374 Guys, I'm going now in town to buy some presents! 277 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,207 Dad, why don't you go and rest? 278 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:38,249 - Alberto, it's better if you lie down. - I assure you I'm fine. 279 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:41,749 I feel like going and buying some gifts, I haven't done it for a long time. 280 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,832 I already have yours, though! 281 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,332 But are you sure? Do you want me to accompany you? 282 00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:50,624 No. Stay here, I'm fine, stay calm! 283 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:04,915 Thank you, thank you. 284 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,665 Mr Caccia! Mr Caccia! 285 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:29,999 - No, everything is fine! - Lean in! - Need help? - No thank you! 286 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:35,124 I had like a... all black! The package, thank you. 287 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:38,165 Lean on me! Maybe a drop in sugar? 288 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:44,040 Yes, maybe, I don't know, I saw everything black. 289 00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:48,165 - Wait while I take off your cape! - Thanks, I saw everything black! 290 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,457 - I was spinning all over! - Come in! 291 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:56,415 - I didn't understand... - Here we are! - But where are we? - In the back. 292 00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:00,999 - This way, take a seat. - Yes, just five minutes! 293 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:04,040 Lie down for a moment, and it all goes away! 294 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:07,165 I heard... everything... 295 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:11,290 - A burden. Here you go, lie down. - Five minutes! 296 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:17,874 Slowly! Here he is, Doctor Caccia... 297 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:22,540 - They already took me for once the hair! - Sure, now relax! 298 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:30,457 - But is he dead? - Yes. 299 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:40,124 - I'm not dead. - No. Here, here it is. 300 00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:45,290 - Five minutes. - All the time who needs, close your eyes. 301 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:50,540 - I have to do some more shopping, I saw a beautiful sled! - Yes. 302 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:55,499 I want to buy it, to give it as a gift. Just five minutes. 303 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:01,915 Telephone! Pine? Telephone! 304 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:06,999 Blessed? 305 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:15,624 Do I answer? I'll answer! If I find it. 306 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:23,374 Yes, ready? 307 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:27,207 - I'm calling from the funeral home of Saint Jeane. - Whose? 308 00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:32,999 - Saint Jeane, is the town below. - Excuse me, did you say funeral home? 309 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:40,624 - Taffo. We have been organizing trips since 1940 for eternity. - Compliments. 310 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:45,290 - Thank you. - I can be of use to you in some way? 311 00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:50,915 - Mr. Caccia is here with us. - How is it there? 312 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:57,290 He passed in front of my shop, and suddenly he collapsed. 313 00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,957 - And... - It's in the back now. 314 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:07,040 Like in the back? How are you? 315 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:11,082 It's peaceful, It's in the prep room. 316 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,999 But preparation what, excuse me? What is he saying? 317 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:22,415 It would be good if someone came as soon as possible. Goodbye, and... 318 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:25,999 - And...? - Merry Christmas. 319 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:43,040 - Paul! - Paolo, are you okay? - Huh? - Everything OK? 320 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:54,499 - They called the funeral home. - The pumps...? - Funeral... 321 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,832 The funeral homes? 322 00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:06,624 Alberto is there with them. It seems he has had a faint, a collapse. 323 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:10,749 - He hit his head, and... - And...? 324 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,749 They brought him into the room preparation, sorry! 325 00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:26,457 - I do not understand! - Paolo, you could be more clear, please? 326 00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:31,707 Alberto is dead! 327 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:39,415 - I feel really good now. - Safe? - Very sure! 328 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,624 Don't you want me to accompany you? 329 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:44,624 No, I still have to give gifts, thanks again! Thank you! 330 00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:54,707 - Ah, you've finally arrived! - Sorry if I made you wait! 331 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:59,540 - He is our make-up artist of corpses. - But! - Makeup artist. 332 00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:01,791 Excuse me. 333 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,415 He's very good. 334 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:08,165 - Compliments! Pleasure. - Pleasure. - He felt unwell, and... 335 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:11,832 - I'm much better now! - I am sorry. 336 00:32:12,041 --> 00:32:16,457 I would! Thanks again, and sorry for the inconvenience. 337 00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:19,040 See you soon, anyway... 338 00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:38,790 Thank you. 339 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,749 He had gone to buy Christmas gifts! 340 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:53,124 Well done, well done... Throw everything out. Everything, everything! 341 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,124 My dad! 342 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:59,790 Poor Benedetta. 343 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:12,332 Think that Benedetta believes me responsible in some way? 344 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:17,415 - But no, love, it wasn't your fault. - No, right? 345 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:21,832 You are a murderer! You killed him! 346 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:25,457 You pissed on my turkey, he is slipped and hit his head. 347 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:28,540 It was all your fault! Your! 348 00:33:39,416 --> 00:33:43,332 Maybe it's the case that someone go to the funeral home. 349 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:53,499 The! Maybe it's the case that I go to the funeral home. Sorry... 350 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,749 I'm coming with you... 351 00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:03,957 I would stay here for hours looking at you, you are very good. 352 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,290 However, I have to go. There was one death in the town above. 353 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,165 Are you coming back? 354 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,457 There are two more in the cell. 355 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,165 He loved it. 356 00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:32,832 - Why? - Why? 357 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:40,165 We need to do the obituary right away to the Corriere della Sera. 358 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,457 I'll take care of it... 359 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:55,790 I hope so, or rather I'm sure, that she you don't think it was my fault. 360 00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:58,957 In short, sometimes pain it makes us say more things. 361 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:02,207 Also because it seems obvious to me that it was an accident. 362 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,874 - These are things that can happen. - It's not true. 363 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:09,874 - Please? - It's not true which are things that can happen. 364 00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,624 In what sense, sorry? 365 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:16,665 There are few who slip on urine and turkey gravy,... 366 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,310 .. and hit their heads on the floor,... 367 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:20,457 .. because of one who pissed in the pot... 368 00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:24,499 .. thinking it was a toilet, and the next day they die. 369 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:28,290 So it's not true which are things that can happen. 370 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:33,832 Yes, having said that, shall we go down? 371 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,332 Have you seen? There is no one... 372 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:59,540 Greetings! Good morning. We would have come for Mr. Caccia. 373 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,374 Hunting! 374 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,499 You called to the castle a few minutes ago. 375 00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:20,999 Maybe I didn't talk to her. 376 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:29,540 - Mr Caccia! - Hunting! - Hunting, how... 377 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:33,249 Please follow me. 378 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:52,040 - Have you ever identified a corpse? - No. 379 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:58,374 You will find the complexion discolored, because the blood no longer circulates. 380 00:36:58,458 --> 00:37:03,624 - Certain! - Is it him? - No. 381 00:37:07,791 --> 00:37:10,457 Sorry, if you want to continue... 382 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:16,415 There's this one, and the one near the wall. 383 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:18,749 Thank you. 384 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:25,124 - Shall I go? - Be careful. 385 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:28,624 Stand back... 386 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:42,415 But why aren't you here in this bag?! 387 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,624 The stretcher! The stretcher! 388 00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:50,332 - Excuse me! - You killed this too! Are you happy? 389 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:59,832 Oh God, how bad is that! It's not him, it's not him, it's not him. 390 00:37:59,916 --> 00:38:02,665 Quick, throw it in... come on! 391 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:07,832 One two three! 392 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,499 Excuse me. 393 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:22,874 - Did you find it? - No. 394 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,957 Yes. Yes. 395 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:38,665 - They're his. - Do you want to see it? - Ninth. 396 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:42,332 - For today... - It's not necessary. 397 00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:45,790 We will let you know as soon as possible whether to take it home. 398 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:50,624 - Thank you! - Let's go! - Thank you! 399 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:58,624 He has always been very good at tennis. 400 00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:08,124 Here we are. 401 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,415 Sorry... 402 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,707 - How was it? - Eh... how was it? 403 00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:42,624 Peaceful... Yes, peaceful. 404 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:48,040 Among other things, you have to postpone it until after the holidays. 405 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,624 No, I had it written on the obituary... 406 00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:54,165 .. than the funeral home it would be set up here tomorrow. 407 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,707 Tomorrow? But like tomorrow, Clara! 408 00:39:56,791 --> 00:40:03,582 It seemed nice to me, it's his castle at the bottom. He had always wanted it. 409 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,624 Among other things, we must also warn Ginevra. 410 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:11,999 It will be a shock for her, she was so attached to Alberto. 411 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:19,999 Marghe, you'll take care of it, please? I can't do it. 412 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:25,832 All right. Paolo, are you coming with me? 413 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,874 Sure... 414 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:32,540 - Love, do you mind talking to us? - Marghe, but she's your sister! 415 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:36,207 I know, but it affects me talk about death with her inside. 416 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:39,874 Come on, let's leave it alone, please! 417 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,332 Ring! 418 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:43,958 Love... 419 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:49,582 - But what is it? Ready? - Paolo, don't scream! 420 00:40:49,666 --> 00:40:52,374 - Geneva! Geneva! - Love, don't scream! 421 00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:55,624 He can't hear! I'm Paolo. 422 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,625 Paul. 423 00:40:57,666 --> 00:41:00,624 Paolo, your sister's husband... 424 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:05,290 Listen, Ginevra, we are by Alberto Caccia, do you remember? 425 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:10,624 Yes, there is snow. Yes, the castle It's nice, but it's not that, Ginevra. 426 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:16,457 It's that, unfortunately, Alberto came to collapse, and unfortunately... 427 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:19,915 - He passed away. - But he doesn't hear... 428 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,040 He passed away! Don't dance! 429 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:26,540 Geneva! Alberto is dead! 430 00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:29,957 Shh! But do you want to finish it? 431 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:33,624 He was in London, at a party, and he didn't... 432 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:37,207 Do you mind going to the pharmacy at buy some valerian, please? 433 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:41,582 Very good, yes! Time to... need anything else? 434 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:16,290 Mr Caccia! Mr Caccia! 435 00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:21,540 No! He's alive! Don't worry, I'll carry it! 436 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:30,624 The bump! 437 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:38,499 Clara! Blessed! 438 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:46,957 Clara! Blessed! Marghe! Love! George! 439 00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:54,707 Look who I found... Alberto! 440 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,582 Alberto! 441 00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:03,665 - I told you he was crazy! - I found it, luckily... 442 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:08,499 You are crazy! Bring it back! Ugly killer! 443 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:11,082 I'm alive! 444 00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:18,040 - Parquet! - Parquet! 445 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:24,499 The budgie... Carmen! 446 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:45,332 Why don't you come down? They're all already there! 447 00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:49,832 - I'm already there too! - Nice joke, come on, get down! 448 00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:53,207 What do I get off? Marghe, come on! 449 00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:59,374 Love, they're calm, they have me told them to come and call you. 450 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:03,249 - Do you know what they call you? - What do they call me? 451 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:07,874 - The protagonist. - Hero?! Handsome! 452 00:44:08,541 --> 00:44:13,665 - No! No! No! - Love! Love! 453 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:18,040 - But aren't you exaggerating a bit? - In what sense? 454 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,957 - What do you eat... - I eat, what? 455 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,374 Always. 456 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:29,832 - Paolo, you're telling me who I am a whale? - But no, love... 457 00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,874 And yes, I am a whale who always eats... 458 00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:40,707 Love, you are not a whale, you don't eat all the time, you eat the right amount. 459 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:45,207 Also because there are two of you. Huh? 460 00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:50,540 - But am I ugly, Paolo? - No, you are very beautiful. 461 00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:55,249 It's not true, I'm ugly and fat. 462 00:44:55,333 --> 00:45:02,415 No, you are beautiful and good, and I'll eat you! I'll eat you! 463 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:06,707 - Paul? - Yes! 464 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,290 - What are you doing? - Huh? 465 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:17,249 - Love, you know you can't! - I know? 466 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:21,040 On page 56, the book also says so. 467 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:23,624 In the last month you don't have to stress the perineum. 468 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:25,624 To avoid risking premature births. 469 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:32,290 Premature, yes! Oh well, then let's not push it. 470 00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:34,957 No my love! 471 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,457 Come on, love, I'm waiting for you already. 472 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:49,249 "I'm waiting for you already, I'm waiting for you already, and in the meantime there's no more fucking here." 473 00:45:54,625 --> 00:46:02,624 Carmen, Carmen. Oh! Oh! 474 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:08,124 Paquet! Whoa! Whoa! 475 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,374 Hi beautiful! 476 00:46:16,058 --> 00:46:17,332 Excuse me! 477 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,957 � The eighth, since we woke up... 478 00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:25,624 Good! It means they loved him... who love him so many! 479 00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:29,332 You have to stay still. Did you understand? 480 00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:33,957 You have to move as little as possible, and speak when spoken to. 481 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:38,582 We are guests; invited here, just because my best friend,... 482 00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,415 .. as well as my boss,.. 483 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:46,082 .. bought a castle and maybe, he wants to make me boss! 484 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:50,415 As the cause of this "maybe", it's you,... 485 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:56,624 .. if you make another mess for me, I'll make you a missing person. 486 00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,624 Nobody will know anything about you anymore! 487 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:05,332 Missing! In the middle of the ice. Did you understand? 488 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:08,624 Yes, yes! 489 00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:11,665 - Let's go... - Yes. 490 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:17,707 Do you want a hand? No... 491 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:21,624 The funeral home will be set up at Castel Caccia,... 492 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:26,040 .. in Gressoney Saint Jeane from 4pm on Monday 24 December... 493 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:29,624 - That is, today... - Yes. - Yes! 494 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:33,290 Best regards, you are welcome the presence of family and friends. 495 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:39,332 It's very cute! Who wrote it? Good! Castel Caccia... 496 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:43,207 Yes, we are waiting for you, darling, bye! 497 00:47:43,958 --> 00:47:48,165 I can't take it anymore! I don't know why, they all call me,... 498 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:52,040 Of course, I'm dead... 499 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:56,665 I want to hire you to cheer me up life, you will make my cheer! 500 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,582 Thanks, but I wanted to understand This is an opportunity to apologize for... 501 00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:04,749 Darling, you are our protagonist! 502 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:13,915 Thanks... the phone! It's the phone! 503 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,999 - Eloise! - Eloise? - Dad! 504 00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:22,457 No, actually there was a mistake... he's not dead. 505 00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:26,124 - Are you already traveling? - Make them come! Tell him to come! 506 00:48:26,208 --> 00:48:28,290 That's fine too, we are waiting for you! 507 00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:33,665 Don't bother, we're happy, tuxedo and long dress, Alberto cares! 508 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,124 Well, but how many are there? 509 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:40,874 Well, confirmed people already on the way, there are 35! 510 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:44,415 But with the fact of the obituary, there could be many more. 511 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:49,540 - Well, anyone could come. - Why? What problems are there? 512 00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:52,665 A lot of people come here at the castle, Christmas Eve... 513 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:54,957 .. there's snow outside, but aren't we happy? 514 00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:57,290 But they think you're dead, Alberto! 515 00:48:57,375 --> 00:49:02,082 But I'm alive! I'm alive thanks to this guy here... 516 00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:05,915 - No, actually the merit is also a bit of mine! - Clara, please! 517 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,582 - Who wrote the obituary? - Did Clara do it? 518 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:13,124 Well done to Clara, because she did it a great obituary! Good! 519 00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:17,249 Thank you! However, Alberto, sorry if I dare,... 520 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:20,957 .. but maybe that would be the case to organize something! 521 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:25,040 Maybe some refreshments! What do you say, let's call a caterer? 522 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,665 Of course, they cannot be received dozens of people... 523 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:31,165 .. coming from everywhere of Italy on Christmas Eve,... 524 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:35,290 .. and tell him that everything is gone upstream, because I'm still alive... 525 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:39,457 .. for my best man's son-in-law man, he's an imbecile... 526 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:41,790 .. no offense, I say! 527 00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:44,624 No no, of course! 528 00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:49,207 Sorry to bother you, just a phone call! 529 00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:54,540 - Ready? Dad? - Hi Patacca! Merry Christmas! 530 00:49:54,625 --> 00:50:00,249 - How beautiful! You remembered! - Well, you know I care about Christmas! 531 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:04,749 - Yes, too bad it's tomorrow... - What? - Christmas is tomorrow! 532 00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:12,332 - Paul? - Ready? - Paul? - Here, I can hear you now, is everything okay? 533 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:17,665 - Yes, very well! But where are you? - In the mountains. 534 00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:22,457 - Yes, but where? - In Val d'Aosta. - It's far away, though! 535 00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:26,624 Far from where? What happened? 536 00:50:26,625 --> 00:50:32,374 Nothing happened, though I would like to introduce you to someone. 537 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:38,582 - Another one? - Yes, but this time it's different, Paolo! 538 00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:44,374 Look, in a couple of days we are in Milan, come and visit us there. 539 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:47,832 Look, if I tell you that I care, which is important... 540 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:52,124 It's important. Paul! Paul? 541 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:54,040 Dad, I'll call you back! 542 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 No! 543 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:00,624 I told you that... 544 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:06,374 The line went dead! 545 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:14,040 - Dad, I'm hungry! - Yes, we'll stop now. 546 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:19,124 - I have to pee. - We'll stop now. 547 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:25,624 - Ugh, when are we arriving? - It shouldn't be long! 548 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:29,415 Not long left! 549 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:38,749 - It will be on the veranda... - Here it is! 550 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:44,540 But do you play? You are full of surprises! 551 00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,082 - But! - Shh! 552 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:57,665 I was saying, since we have to shovel snow from the stairs... 553 00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,374 I'm playing! 554 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:10,457 The best thing is: stop playing and come help us shovel. 555 00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:17,749 Let's go, let's go! Bolt, here, come on. 556 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:27,165 Oh God, I'm impressed seeing you like this... 557 00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:29,874 In a few months you will be like this too. 558 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:35,540 Hey, hello! Are you here too? 559 00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:42,999 - Do you play the piano? - Yes, for fun! I didn't have you... 560 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:50,249 - What's the matter, are you embarrassed? - No, no, no, on the contrary! 561 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:53,415 I really like bare bellies... 562 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:56,249 Pregnant, obviously... 563 00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:03,499 They bring to mind many things, this life that is renewed... 564 00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,082 - Paul! - Yes? 565 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,374 - Paul? - Yes! Here you are! - How horrible! 566 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:22,582 - You finished the exercises at the piano? - Yes! Done! 567 00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:26,749 Now you can come and give us a hand, or do you have solfeggio? 568 00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:31,999 - No! I finished! - Good... - Come away! 569 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:36,832 Poor thing is that, you know, with the belly... 570 00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,957 Enough! Enough! 571 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:46,999 - Listen, Paolo... - Yes? - Nothing, let's go! Here we are! 572 00:53:47,541 --> 00:53:51,749 - Hey, guys! - Greetings! - Sounds good! 573 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,124 No, I strum a bit, but... 574 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:55,582 - Leave it alone, I understand, sounds good! - Thank you! 575 00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:59,207 Giorgio, please go and help Pine shoveling snow from the stairs? 576 00:53:59,291 --> 00:54:02,332 - I'd love that! You come! - No, leave him to me! 577 00:54:02,416 --> 00:54:04,957 - Give me a hand with my balls! - All right! - Are you staying here? 578 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:09,165 - Thank you, thank you! - I recommend... - Yes, yes. Certain! 579 00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:11,707 Now the idea is to... 580 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:16,624 Let's change the colors, or let's go... What are you saying? 581 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:19,999 - Eh, it's a bit too long... - Because with all the snow... 582 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:23,749 - Exactly, pass me the red one. - Thank you. - You're right... 583 00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:26,624 I thought I'd mix it up a bit about the cards but in reality... 584 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:31,124 - Nice! - You're right, it's perfect! Perfect, look! 585 00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:35,124 To me, once upon a time, Christmas it disgusted me. 586 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:38,249 - Instead, now? - Now it really pisses me off... 587 00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:40,624 But I like to decorate, and symmetry too! 588 00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:43,624 - By the way, pass me the apples. - These little apples? - Yes, thank you! 589 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,874 - You should hold the ladder for me... - Certain. - I love symmetry very much. 590 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:53,290 I'd like to put them... look, he's here the dog! You can tell he likes you! 591 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:55,124 He understands that you are a good person. 592 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:59,082 The ladder please, sorry, It's a bit far away. 593 00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:02,540 I care a lot about decorations and symmetry! 594 00:55:04,458 --> 00:55:07,874 - Excuse me! Excuse me! - And well! 595 00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:12,582 - I lost... - What? - Grip! - I understand, but... 596 00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:15,582 - Here, you see... - So nice, huh? 597 00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:19,540 Love? 598 00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:29,832 Tired? 599 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:35,499 - I killed his budgie. - What? 600 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:40,124 - Do you know the budgie? - Eh! - Eh! 601 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:50,749 - Love, how did it happen? - I was on the phone with my father... 602 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:54,457 .. I leaned against the cage, the cage opened... 603 00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:57,790 I'll save you the rest, she's dead anyway. 604 00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:01,207 - Oh God, no! - And yet, yes. 605 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:05,915 - Anyway, he called me too... - Who? - Your father. 606 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:12,624 He wanted to wish us well and know where we were. 607 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:16,707 - You didn't tell him, did you? - Yes, why? 608 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,290 Oh mama! 609 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:22,207 Don't you know anything about it? 610 00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:25,124 It was me. 611 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:28,707 Sorry, Alberto! 612 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:35,124 I was tripping and I held on to the cage. 613 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:42,499 - The cage opened, and... - Carmen... - Carmen flew away. 614 00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:47,415 - He also killed the budgie! - It's inexorable! 615 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:52,207 - There aren't any successful! - Don't cry... 616 00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:55,790 I'm so sorry... Excuse me! 617 00:56:55,875 --> 00:57:01,207 I'm sorry for you. Thank goodness that you didn't fall. Pine! 618 00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,915 There is too much wax on this parquet. 619 00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:12,790 - From today we let the salt corrode, okay? - Yes. 620 00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:17,790 Better this way, the bird must fly in the wild, he doesn't do well in a cage! 621 00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:21,582 - Holy words! - Take her away! - Yes. 622 00:57:23,791 --> 00:57:27,707 Come on, come! You are close! 623 00:57:28,166 --> 00:57:33,790 Have a drink and leave before dinner. 624 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:37,249 At 7pm! Then we are waiting for you, bye, darling! 625 00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:41,332 It was Valentina Zucchi! You know, they have a house nearby. 626 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:46,249 I asked her to come, but she doesn't know if he succeeds because he has a dinner. 627 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:50,874 Whoa! Also Luca and the Clio they have a house here. 628 00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:55,249 - Why did you dress like that? - Too? 629 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:59,582 - No, it's not that... - I thought I was on topic. 630 00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:03,249 Clara, please don't bother you too. There's already that... 631 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:10,082 - But why, sorry? - It's a fake funeral wake, Alberto is not dead! 632 00:58:10,166 --> 00:58:11,957 Boring! 633 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,874 They are already arriving! But are you still like this? Clothes! 634 00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:21,124 - I'll get it down... - Clara! 635 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,207 Nothing! She's already drunk! 636 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:30,915 Darling! You don't know how much... 637 00:58:34,458 --> 00:58:39,915 - Alberto? - I was joking! Nicoletta, sorry! Roberto! 638 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,290 Good evening, we would be the musicians! 639 00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:47,874 I called them! Surprise? 640 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:53,332 How cute, please have a seat, please. 641 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,874 Excuse me! Please pay attention for a moment! 642 00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:24,625 I wanted to thank everyone for being so many people attended. 643 00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:31,624 You rushed into an evening like this one, Christmas night. 644 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:37,665 I must also say, that many of you, I haven't seen them for who knows how long. 645 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:42,749 - Carlo, how long has it been that we can't see each other? - 40 years? 646 00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:47,207 Oh well, I have to tell the truth, on your face, everyone can read it! 647 00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:51,749 No, I'm joking, you look great. 648 00:59:52,541 --> 00:59:55,790 I wanted to apologize to you, because I'm not dead! 649 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,415 Come on, come on! 650 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:02,790 I'm sorry, but I hope to have you everyone here at my real funeral. 651 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:08,707 In short, the last year has been a lot difficult, but we got through it. 652 01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:12,040 - You all know they have me grabbed by the hair... - Cowards! 653 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:15,082 I have to thank those who have been with me close at this time. 654 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:21,957 My whole family. My daughter, but above all a person... 655 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:30,374 I get a little excited! George, you were truly extraordinary. 656 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:35,040 I really love you, you were close to me, you helped me. 657 01:00:35,125 --> 01:00:38,915 Giorgio, you are a precious person. 658 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,790 Even your son-in-law, who allowed me to see my funeral alive. 659 01:00:43,875 --> 01:00:46,499 Something that never happens. 660 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:49,707 - it was... - You are truly a phenomenon! 661 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:57,791 I take this opportunity, Giorgio, to give you my Christmas present. 662 01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:05,040 - They rang! - Maybe it's time to open up! - Yes! 663 01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:07,707 Go open it! 664 01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:09,874 Let's see who it is! 665 01:01:15,666 --> 01:01:17,790 A gentleman and a little girl! 666 01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:24,790 - Good evening! - No! - Good evening! 667 01:01:29,291 --> 01:01:33,624 - Dad! - She's Rachele! 668 01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:39,040 - I understand, so what? - Your sister. 669 01:01:54,791 --> 01:01:57,540 It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! 670 01:01:57,625 --> 01:02:00,832 It makes an impression on me, can we go there? 671 01:02:00,916 --> 01:02:03,040 Let's go listen to some music. 672 01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:06,332 - Better, yes! - In case, then you warn me. - Yes, better! 673 01:02:06,416 --> 01:02:08,624 These are not things for a little girl. 674 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:13,457 - Giorgio, call the ambulance! - They'll never arrive. 675 01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:17,582 The hospital is 40km away, and then, look how it snows! 676 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:21,457 - When was the date? - January 10th. 677 01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:24,790 It's very dilated, look! 678 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:31,082 - Oh, yes! - This one here, He'll be out in an hour! - But less! 679 01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:35,832 - Marghe, you're fine, don't worry. - All right! 680 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:41,290 - I absolutely have to drink something. - For a change. 681 01:02:41,916 --> 01:02:46,290 - I wanted to give birth to her in the water! - If you want, we'll try. 682 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:52,415 - Margherita, that's not the case now, even the swimming pool! - Eh! 683 01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:57,832 - Would you really be capable? - I don't have it Never done it, but there's no difference! 684 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,999 - Love... Marghe... I'm Paolo... - Paul! 685 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:06,915 - In my opinion, your dad is right! - Go and assemble the swimming pool! 686 01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:09,499 The better the pool, the better! 687 01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:16,624 - What is he doing? - Everyone was looking, and... 688 01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,624 But go away! 689 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,874 Love! 690 01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:26,790 Oh! I forgot to tell him that the temperature must be 40 degrees. 691 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:33,040 Of course, you could have waited for Alberto finish his speech! 692 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:35,707 You know how much your father cares! 693 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:41,540 - Mom? Come come come! - What is it? - I have to tell you something! 694 01:04:02,666 --> 01:04:05,124 Permission, sorry, sorry for the inconvenience! 695 01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:08,082 Permission, gentlemen, sorry! 696 01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:11,499 Mr Alberto! Mr Alberto! 697 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:13,249 - He's very good! - Thank you! 698 01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:17,957 Look, we should put the pool together in Margherita's room, is it possible? 699 01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:19,332 Please? 700 01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:25,665 - We should build the swimming pool, It's a bit heavy! - Follow me! 701 01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:29,874 Just a moment, I'll turn around! 702 01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:47,582 - Oh! The water at 40 degrees, please... - Oh well... good! 703 01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:58,415 - There's a lot of straw... - We'll never make it! 704 01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:02,415 - It's too much... - Pipes and straw. - I found it! - He found it! 705 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:07,457 - The instructions! The Italian... - Is there? - Oh, there's never! 706 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:11,999 Are there traditional ones? English, French, German, Spanish! 707 01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:15,832 - There's the Czech! - But the Czech we don't care. - Slovak! 708 01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:19,790 - It's the same! They are identical! - Greek! - Oh! 709 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:22,832 - Why, do you know Greek? - No. - Don't you know Greek? 710 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:26,957 - Why, do you know? - No, I went to scientific high school! 711 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:31,832 - I did Latin. - Is there Latin? - There isn't! 712 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:35,582 - There are DVDs! - Then let's look DVDs. - Do you have a television? 713 01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:39,665 - In my room! - The DVD player is there? - Yes! I got it at the "plasmon"! 714 01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:49,082 Enghe Chapter... 715 01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:52,124 Pipe... roll... 716 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:57,957 Tuubo, anti-bleed filter, roll, roll! 717 01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:10,790 Soon! Hold the tube for me! Hold the tube for me! 718 01:06:13,791 --> 01:06:15,374 Wait, wait, wait... 719 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,999 - Well done! - Thank you! - Well done, dad! 720 01:06:48,833 --> 01:06:54,082 Thank you! For me, this is a special Christmas,... 721 01:06:54,916 --> 01:07:00,249 .. because he brought me a gift, actually two! 722 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:04,749 Well, one should arrive! 723 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,832 But the other one is here! Rachele, come, darling... 724 01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:20,707 - Good evening. - Are you there, darling? - Yes! 725 01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:21,457 Could you get me some ice? Thank you! 726 01:08:21,833 --> 01:08:25,040 Place it here, well done, slowly... 727 01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:37,249 How's it going? 728 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:40,790 - It hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts! - It's normal... don't worry! 729 01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:45,832 - Is this normal? - Yes, breathe! - Honey, sorry! 730 01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:48,582 Have you ever thought to go to an analyst? 731 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:56,207 It's not that, it's just that I don't feel like it ready! Do I look like a grandmother to you? 732 01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:59,040 Yes?! 733 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,415 Make sure nothing happens to you! 734 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:08,040 It's the word grandmother that I don't like, It's very ugly! 735 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:11,999 - But it's such a beautiful thing. - Yes, it's like woman with an "N". 736 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:21,832 Thanks, maybe I'll have fun later! 737 01:09:26,916 --> 01:09:30,499 It's such a sad time in life. 738 01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:38,582 Mom, stop it, you're just drunk! I want Paolo! Call Paolo! 739 01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,540 See what we brought the result at home,... 740 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:44,749 .. nothing but straw, the pipes, we have put on a nice swimming pool. 741 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:47,874 - She's not an Olympian, but anyway... - Thank you, Alberto. - But how can I thank you? 742 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:50,290 - Thank you. Have you been... - Thanks to you, thanks to you! 743 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:52,790 I feel like I live in an amusement park. 744 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:55,540 And then I'm happy that yours granddaughter is born in my castle. 745 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,582 - Really? - Take it as a gift... 746 01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:01,582 - Then I'll do mine for you calmly, Tomorrow. - But don't worry. 747 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:07,957 - What is it? - But why, you too do you have to...? - Of course! 748 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:11,290 When there is a water birth the father must also be in the water. 749 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,665 In fact, it's almost more important the mother's father, they say! 750 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:15,957 Oh, of course! Water birth! 751 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:18,499 - I didn't know that. - Not did you know? - No. - Me neither. 752 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:21,790 - And the mask? - The mask... because... oh well... 753 01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:25,749 - Because... - When my daughter arrives I would like to be the first to see it. 754 01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,207 - Right! - I'll stand there, with the mask... 755 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:32,999 The tube is used for breathing, because hours can pass... 756 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:35,249 And then, among the waves, at some point... 757 01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:39,040 - Okay, we get it! - Stay calm, Giorgio, what's wrong with you? 758 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:44,624 - Nothing, I don't know what to do! - What do you want to do, fill the tub! 759 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:47,207 - Feel if the temperature is okay. - I haven't... 760 01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:51,832 - "Puccia" inside the elbow! - 40 degrees! - I can't reach it, it's low! 761 01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:56,082 - Stick in your foot! - Shall I go with my foot? - And go on foot! 762 01:10:56,166 --> 01:10:58,040 Do you want to go? 763 01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:00,665 I have patent leather shoes, what do you say! Puccia, go! 764 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:05,374 - You who have the costume! - Put your foot in there, come on! 765 01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:08,874 - Paolo, Margherita needs you! - Ready! I'll be right there. 766 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:13,749 - He puts his foot down for a moment and he comes. - Come, I'll give you a hand. How is it? 767 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:18,790 - Here we go, good! Come on! - Good! Come on! 768 01:12:00,333 --> 01:12:05,415 But how beautiful! Shall we throw ourselves into the fray? Come on! 769 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:58,457 But I'll kill you! You must die! 770 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,790 I can't take it anymore! 771 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,915 - Dad! - My little girl! 772 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:08,874 - When enough is enough! - Don't worry, you have nothing! 773 01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:13,665 - Peace, peace! - You must die! - Will you stop, you two! 774 01:13:13,750 --> 01:13:20,207 ENOUGH! CALL AN AMBULANCE! ACTUALLY, TWO! RIGHT AWAY! 775 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:25,290 - I'll go! - It's nothing, the baby is fine! 776 01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:31,082 - Sorry, there's some water falling from the ceiling! - What, some water? 777 01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:36,874 - Yes, as if it were raining... How! But Pino, where is he? - I don't know. 778 01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:43,707 - Look what you did to her! - I'm sorry, I'm just a... 779 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:47,749 You're an idiot! Go lend a hand above, there's water dripping! 780 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:50,332 Go and see where Pino is, go! 781 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:53,249 Are you okay, love? 782 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,624 NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT FUCKING GOOD! 783 01:13:56,708 --> 01:14:00,957 Yes, yes, yes! Gressoney Saint Jeane! 784 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:06,790 There is only one that has to give birth. The other one... 785 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,332 If you need me, I'm on! 786 01:14:08,416 --> 01:14:12,290 The other one was taken a door in the face! Yes! 787 01:14:19,958 --> 01:14:23,332 No! No! 788 01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:34,332 - Dad, my head hurts so much! - Everything goes through ice! 789 01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:36,665 Love, come on! Together like at the course! 790 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:41,832 There is an ambulance near the slopes skiing, with a doctor. 791 01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:48,040 - Now they're sending it to us! How are you? - Better, it seems better to me... 792 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:51,665 - And you, darling, how are you? - Bad, bad! 793 01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:55,124 I'm going there because it doesn't work here. 794 01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:12,207 Can you hear me? Because here it takes and it doesn't take... 795 01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:16,374 Perfect, then I'll open the gate! 796 01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:25,457 Let's calm down, it's already happened! The light goes out, the light comes back! 797 01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:29,165 - Let's not panic. - Do you need anything? 798 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:32,374 "Ciccio", you're nice, but there is a limit to everything! 799 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,290 - Yes, I know! - Yes, I know! Where is Pino? 800 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:40,624 I don't know, but Margherita is there which stands for... call me! 801 01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:46,832 - You'll see that everything is fine! Pine! - Oh! - Oh! But where were you? 802 01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:49,665 I was resting, then silence it woke me up. But what happened? 803 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:53,707 - Do you have to rest on Christmas night? - It gives me that feeling... 804 01:15:53,791 --> 01:15:55,957 How do you get the light back on? 805 01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:58,790 Who can say? That's like life: it comes and goes! 806 01:15:58,875 --> 01:16:02,082 - I'm out here! - Who? - Le ambulances! They can't get in. 807 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,290 - Why? - Because the gate doesn't open! 808 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:10,290 - Why doesn't it open? - Because it's electric! 809 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:29,874 - But what are you doing? - I try to do something! I'm trying to open it! 810 01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:31,915 It's not okay! But it doesn't break! 811 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,999 - It's impossible, it's a stone from the early 1900s. - You can't do it. 812 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:38,290 Miss, excuse me, kindly, since it's not possible... 813 01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:40,832 - It's not like you could... - No, look, I'm the doctor. 814 01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:43,749 Gentlemen, what is the problem? Let's try to stay calm. 815 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,915 - Here, finally! - Professor, here we are! Sorry... 816 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,290 I'm going to my wife, sorry! 817 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:54,290 Nice to meet you, Alberto Caccia! Then, I'll explain the situation to you well. 818 01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:57,582 We have two girls, one the waters have opened... 819 01:16:57,666 --> 01:16:59,415 .. to the other, however, my daughter,... 820 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,790 .. she's pregnant and got it a door in the face! 821 01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:05,124 In the meantime the light went out, and the gate remained blocked. 822 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:07,582 We called you, as an emergency response. 823 01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:11,999 - And what should we do, excuse me? - Intervene! 824 01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:13,351 Emergency services intervene... 825 01:17:13,375 --> 01:17:15,957 - But we are here. - And we are here! They are I! 826 01:17:16,041 --> 01:17:17,832 You come in, and intervene, 827 01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:20,540 If you warned us earlier, we called the air ambulance. 828 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:23,665 - Let's call the air ambulance! - Ferdinand! 829 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,957 - Call the air ambulance, please! - What time do you give me? 830 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:30,999 - A couple of hours... - Huh?! - But like a couple of hours? 831 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,374 ENOUGH! 832 01:17:32,458 --> 01:17:38,374 - Love, what are you doing? - The background! The background! 833 01:17:39,791 --> 01:17:41,017 - Move over, that background! - Do you wallpaper it? - Yes! 834 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:44,124 - But what wallpapers!? - Everyone go! - What are you doing? 835 01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,540 Paul! Hate! 836 01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:04,874 - Mom, are you going to see? - Yes! - Breathe slowly! 837 01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:11,874 - Do you also have an airbag? - Yes, they give it to you as standard! 838 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:16,499 - Handsome! - How are you? - Unfortunately, he survived! 839 01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:18,249 Seven lives, like cats! 840 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:22,624 - Give me a hand to get down, please? - He wants to be helped. 841 01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:28,082 It's coming back! And now, what do we do? 842 01:18:28,166 --> 01:18:30,165 Help! 843 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:35,374 - Go, go! Hand up! - Paolo, stop it! 844 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:40,332 - Face downhill! - Shut up, Paolo! 845 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,832 You understand why I did it Artificial insemination? 846 01:18:42,833 --> 01:18:45,249 - It wasn't his fault. - And whose? 847 01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:49,415 HELP! HELP! 848 01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:04,207 He does this because he is the first, after, the others... go! 849 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:08,124 - Dad! - It's true! 850 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,874 - Or not! - Oh, yes... 851 01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:14,332 Is everything okay, love? 852 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,851 Look, I already told you it's not right good for shit... 853 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:21,540 .. so, either you hold my hand and I you console, or you get the fuck out. 854 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:28,124 - Everything is fine? - Well, a little nervous, but it's normal, I think. 855 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:31,040 It's normal, yes. Shall we begin? 856 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,499 - Let's get started! - You can get behind her. 857 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:37,665 - Love, I'll get behind you, huh? - Paolo, go back! 858 01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:42,499 Wait, love, don't worry, I'm here... 859 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:46,040 The next contraction begins to push, and tell me what you feel! 860 01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:49,124 - Until the next contraction... - I HEARD! 861 01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:54,332 - Give me your hands, be a good girl! - Bad bad bad bad! 862 01:19:54,416 --> 01:19:59,582 - No, bad, no, bad, love! - YES'! Bad bad! - Yes, bad bad! 863 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:03,249 Darnit! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 864 01:20:03,333 --> 01:20:06,624 Well, you can already see the head! One more effort, push! 865 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:08,832 Good! Well done, push! 866 01:20:08,833 --> 01:20:12,707 - That's it! Well! Good good! - He's coming out, he's coming out! 867 01:20:12,791 --> 01:20:17,624 - Come on, good, like this! - He's coming out! 868 01:20:17,708 --> 01:20:21,165 Well, here it is! 869 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:23,249 She is a beautiful little girl! 870 01:20:27,041 --> 01:20:30,040 She's out love, she's beautiful! 871 01:20:35,166 --> 01:20:41,040 Look at her! Hey? 872 01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:46,790 Here it is! Here's mom! 873 01:20:52,166 --> 01:20:59,582 - No! No! - Daddy's here! - Love! 874 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:06,915 - Shh... - But not even a bellow? - Wailing! - I cry, if it's a female! 875 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,332 - She looks like she was born! - Yes! - She was born! 876 01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:12,415 she was born! 877 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:17,415 Sorry, they're old houses! 878 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,415 - Everything OK? - Yes, everything is fine! 879 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:25,082 Now let's go do it the bath! Are you coming with me? 880 01:21:29,583 --> 01:21:35,665 - Come, Caterina! - Paolo, be careful! - Why? 881 01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:41,082 Catherine, don't cry, we'll take you... let's go to your grandparents! 882 01:21:41,416 --> 01:21:43,832 Grandparents are crazy, you know? 883 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:48,332 Of course it must be born be an incredible experience. 884 01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:51,040 Too bad that it doesn't remain in our mind. 885 01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:55,082 If we remembered when we are born, when we went out,... 886 01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:58,457 .. it wouldn't exist the fear of dying. 887 01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:01,165 And yet he doesn't remember it no one that moment,... 888 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,332 ..not even the smart ones. 889 01:22:03,416 --> 01:22:06,915 Only relatives, and cameras. 890 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,999 And it's a shame, because it would be important to remember... 891 01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:17,082 .. the smells, the lights, what was the weather like outside... 892 01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:19,332 .. the first face you saw. 893 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:26,374 Your mother's face when you are out... or your father's. 894 01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:35,540 Gentlemen, the time has come give my gift to Giorgio. 895 01:22:36,166 --> 01:22:41,749 - Alberto... - Giorgio, you understand what it is, come on! 896 01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:45,040 - Go get the gift! - Yes, of course! - The gift... 897 01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,915 Yes, I know, there's a gift. 898 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:51,124 Exactly, but it's me! You have to go get it. 899 01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:53,915 But where did you find this? 900 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:58,499 - Dad, I don't know, you hired him! - It?! I've never seen this! 901 01:22:58,583 --> 01:23:03,790 Who hired this one, then? 902 01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:06,832 However, he is very good. 903 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:14,124 Thank you! George, this It's my Christmas gift to you. 904 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:16,665 I know you love dried fruit very much... 905 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:23,707 Very, very much! Even cured meats! It's all local stuff! 906 01:23:23,791 --> 01:23:28,332 It's all good stuff, how good you are, Giorgio. 907 01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:32,082 - Because you are a good man. - Yes, maybe a little too much. 908 01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:35,749 Maybe yes, and you have a son-in-law, who is a genius. 909 01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:41,957 So, a "genius"! Understood? 910 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:50,915 So, you see, she's laughing too! 911 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:57,374 It's not funny, instead what makes you laugh is... 912 01:23:58,125 --> 01:24:00,290 It's a joke! 913 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:01,999 A joke? 914 01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:04,351 But you don't want him to know that he doesn't do you like dried fruit? 915 01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:06,124 A good joke... 916 01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:09,374 4.. local, here they make them like this, the jokes! 917 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:15,082 - Giorgio, from today you are the boss. - And you? 918 01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:19,499 - I'll stay here in the castle, to pull the strings. - Shall we toast? 919 01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:22,374 Come on, let's toast then! 920 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,832 I got lost, what happened? 921 01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:27,582 - Let's toast! Get the glasses! - The glasses, yes... the glasses... 922 01:24:27,666 --> 01:24:31,415 - Okay, I'll go! - She goes! 923 01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:39,833 But how were you born? Who the fuck are you? 924 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:53,332 Sorry! 925 01:24:54,333 --> 01:25:01,874 Margherita and I would have allowed ourselves to give a little gift. 926 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:06,082 A little gift to say thank you of hospitality and beautiful days,... 927 01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:09,249 .. even if there was, I apologize, some problems! 928 01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:12,540 - Love, where is he? - It's under the tree! 929 01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:17,415 Let's hope... 930 01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:23,457 That's it! This is... 931 01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:26,499 NO! NO! NO! 932 01:25:26,583 --> 01:25:30,374 Stop, a moment! 933 01:25:32,583 --> 01:25:33,583 Everyone go! 934 01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:57,832 Merry Christmas!