1 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:20,846 OK, it's recording here. 2 00:00:20,871 --> 00:00:22,454 Wave to the camera. 3 00:00:27,047 --> 00:00:28,797 Look at this one. 4 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:36,292 Actually, stand up. 5 00:00:38,653 --> 00:00:39,588 No. 6 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:40,530 Yes, yes. 7 00:00:47,111 --> 00:00:48,087 How you doing? 8 00:00:48,112 --> 00:00:48,945 Good. 9 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:06,800 Yeah. 10 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,485 Lay down there. 11 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:11,978 OK. 12 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,407 You know how it is, all right, 13 00:01:15,432 --> 00:01:17,658 I gotta be able to pull it up, here we go. 14 00:01:17,683 --> 00:01:18,516 OK. 15 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:22,825 Oh, yes. 16 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:27,364 Stick it up for me, stick it up. 17 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:31,807 Is that too hard? 18 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:32,999 Yes. 19 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:35,743 Better? 20 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:36,983 How 'bout this cheek? 21 00:01:37,008 --> 00:01:38,537 Is that too hard? 22 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:58,656 ♫ There's something sweet here next to me 23 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:02,755 ♫ A girl with lips sweeter than candy 24 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:06,281 ♫ When we kiss it's a calorie 25 00:02:06,306 --> 00:02:10,473 ♫ Anything sweeter and it'd be misery 26 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:14,433 ♫ Sweet misery 27 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:19,979 ♫ She tastes like candy 28 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:22,921 ♫ 29 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,137 ♫ Sha na na na na na 30 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:28,250 ♫ Sha na na na na na 31 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,572 ♫ Sha na na na na na 32 00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:33,764 ♫ She's my candy girl 33 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:43,324 ♫ Under a sky that feels so large 34 00:02:43,349 --> 00:02:47,516 ♫ We collect like dust amongst the stars 35 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,286 ♫ You're my star 36 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:58,180 ♫ I'll take my spaceship through these skies 37 00:02:58,205 --> 00:03:02,372 ♫ To get so close to your distant eyes 38 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:07,832 ♫ I swallow my pride 39 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:09,290 ♫ To be at her side 40 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:10,743 ♫ Sha na na na na na 41 00:03:10,768 --> 00:03:12,775 ♫ Sha na na na na na 42 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,270 ♫ Sha na na na na na 43 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,462 ♫ She's my candy girl 44 00:03:24,531 --> 00:03:27,910 ♫ There's something sweet here next to me 45 00:03:27,935 --> 00:03:31,635 ♫ A girl with lips more cordial than brandy 46 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:35,402 ♫ When we kiss it's a calorie 47 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:39,594 ♫ Anything sweeter and it'd be misery ♫ 48 00:04:48,141 --> 00:04:49,625 What're you doing? 49 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,483 Nothing. 50 00:04:56,865 --> 00:04:58,596 It's too small. 51 00:04:58,621 --> 00:04:59,753 It's too small. 52 00:04:59,778 --> 00:05:01,032 What? 53 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:03,634 My dick is too small, what do you think I'm talkin' about? 54 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:05,442 No, it's not. 55 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:07,076 Let me see what you got here. 56 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:10,293 No, it's, babe, come on, I'm serious. 57 00:05:10,318 --> 00:05:11,151 Like, the, 58 00:05:13,652 --> 00:05:17,819 the movies I watch or seen, the people you've been with, 59 00:05:18,725 --> 00:05:21,995 I mean, look at this, I mean, you know what it looks like, 60 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,487 I mean there's nothing here. 61 00:05:23,512 --> 00:05:26,617 I mean, there's nothing here. 62 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:28,310 I love your penis. 63 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,502 I mean... 64 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:39,371 Come back to bed, OK. 65 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:41,646 I'll be back in a second. 66 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:10,263 What's up guys, 67 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,531 this is Paul from My Size Matters. 68 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:16,162 And here to tell you all about my results 69 00:06:16,187 --> 00:06:18,224 of the penis enlargement pills. 70 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:20,659 These are the top four of my research, 71 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,473 and here are the results. 72 00:06:22,498 --> 00:06:25,109 The first two, the brown pills, 73 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,263 I do not recommend these. 74 00:06:26,288 --> 00:06:28,279 They did nothing for me. 75 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,584 The pills on the far right in the funny looking bottle, 76 00:06:30,609 --> 00:06:33,316 I actually got side effects from taking those 77 00:06:33,341 --> 00:06:35,952 and I had headaches and nausea, 78 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:38,097 and I wouldn't recommend these to anyone. 79 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:40,406 The pills... the white pills, 80 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:44,455 I, are the winner, of this review, based, 81 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,974 I was feeling results immediately, almost, 82 00:06:48,999 --> 00:06:51,433 within like two days, if you can believe that, 83 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,163 and I'm taking them right now 84 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:54,152 and they're great. 85 00:06:54,177 --> 00:06:56,997 My penis is getting bigger every day, 86 00:06:57,022 --> 00:06:59,855 longer, curve, everything. 87 00:07:03,765 --> 00:07:06,348 Hey, babe, you got a package. 88 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:28,190 It just doesn't make any sense for me 89 00:08:28,215 --> 00:08:32,382 to pay rent on my place when I'm here every night. 90 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,193 Plus, I buy all these groceries and they go bad 91 00:08:36,218 --> 00:08:39,718 cause I'm here with you, cooking with you. 92 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,428 It's just like a vessel that's sitting there... 93 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:43,870 OK, OK, OK, OK. 94 00:09:33,526 --> 00:09:34,609 Oh, fuck yes. 95 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:36,672 Yes. 96 00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:41,676 That's what I'm talkin' about. 97 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:42,534 Yeah. 98 00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:58,737 I don't know what else to say to you. 99 00:09:58,762 --> 00:10:02,038 I don't even understand why you're being this way. 100 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:05,896 Cause I love you. 101 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,200 Is it cause I got fat? 102 00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:25,578 It's not because of anything you really... 103 00:10:25,603 --> 00:10:27,841 - Then tell me what I did. - Did. 104 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:32,119 It's just not what I want, I'm just, you know, 105 00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:35,311 nothing you can say is really going to 106 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,121 change any of that. 107 00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:46,399 Then I'll go. 108 00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:49,716 You don't care do you? 109 00:10:49,741 --> 00:10:53,074 You don't care that I'm leaving, do you? 110 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:00,681 That's it? 111 00:11:04,993 --> 00:11:08,826 You fucking asshole, you're a fucking asshole. 112 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,659 This place is so cool. 113 00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:32,470 This is like, a grown up apartment, 114 00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:35,876 this is not like a Wrigleyville 115 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:38,663 like a, okay that's enough, 116 00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:39,700 Is that enough? 117 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,178 - Yeah. - There you go. 118 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:42,806 Does it even have a big screen TV? 119 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,914 Upstairs. 120 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:49,691 How do you get to the top of there, how do you get 121 00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:52,716 - Here. - You have a lot of... 122 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,508 You have a lot of balls in your apartment. 123 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,079 Yeah, come on, let's... 124 00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:05,425 Is it an apartment or is it like a whole? 125 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,444 I mean, I guess, it's technically an apartment 126 00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:11,131 but I have two more floors and I have one... 127 00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:12,252 Are there people up there? 128 00:13:12,277 --> 00:13:13,757 - Do you have roommates? - No, no, no. 129 00:13:13,782 --> 00:13:16,132 No roommates, no cats, no dogs. 130 00:13:16,157 --> 00:13:17,662 - No guinea pigs? - No, no nothing. 131 00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:18,568 You sure? 132 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:20,286 Yeah, no nothing. 133 00:13:24,329 --> 00:13:25,137 Help me out. 134 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:26,626 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 135 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:27,776 Help me out. 136 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:30,264 You take that one off. 137 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,913 Wait, wait, OK. 138 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,688 And, up, there it is. 139 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,370 You have a sunburn. 140 00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:55,738 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 141 00:13:55,763 --> 00:13:57,336 For just a second. 142 00:13:57,361 --> 00:13:58,800 I'll be right back, OK? 143 00:13:58,825 --> 00:14:01,483 I'll be right back, OK? 144 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,091 I'll be right back. 145 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:58,127 Get that fucking thing away from me you freak! 146 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:01,634 What the fuck, how do you get out of this fucking place? 147 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,242 Oh, fuck, oh you fucking freak! 148 00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:06,896 Fucking freak! 149 00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,846 I know we both said some things 150 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,941 that we didn't necessarily mean, 151 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,460 and I just think if we talk about it 152 00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:38,985 it'd be all right. 153 00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:56,067 Babe, can't we just be mature and talk? 154 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:01,911 By the way, 155 00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:04,769 I've always hated your small dick. 156 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:25,278 It's just you and me now. 157 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,512 But fuck it, it's cool. 158 00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:32,204 I've waited for you for so long. 159 00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:37,351 Nobody else seems to like you, 160 00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:40,352 but I love you. 161 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:17,149 ♫ Off night teens with lesser guides 162 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:21,623 ♫ Enough of my old ways 163 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:27,409 ♫ Off white scenes messed and lined 164 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:29,940 ♫ Who are you 165 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,132 ♫ And where am I ♫ 166 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,243 How's it going in there? 167 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:02,527 Fine. 168 00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:08,889 Do you think you might be ready soon? 169 00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:09,747 Baby? 170 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:14,854 Sure. 171 00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,801 What do you think? 172 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,409 I think they're silly. 173 00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,267 No, they're so cool. 174 00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,747 OK. 175 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,544 Are you wearing underwear under here? 176 00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:42,569 Yeah, why? 177 00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:46,843 Why are you wearing underwear? 178 00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,857 No, you're just supposed to wear the tights. 179 00:19:52,882 --> 00:19:53,882 Seriously? 180 00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:58,924 Yeah, will you change? 181 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:49,805 Go stand in the doorway. 182 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:00,866 Turn around. 183 00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:10,109 Take your bra off. 184 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:22,064 Lean against the door. 185 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,721 Play with your breasts. 186 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,991 I want you to play with yourself. 187 00:22:15,946 --> 00:22:16,779 Hey. 188 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:28,087 Hey. 189 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,514 Wake up. 190 00:22:34,163 --> 00:22:34,996 Wake up. 191 00:24:30,523 --> 00:24:32,222 One second. 192 00:24:32,247 --> 00:24:33,830 Oh, sorry. 193 00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:34,688 Yep. 194 00:25:50,688 --> 00:25:51,496 Thanks. 195 00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:55,416 So what were you saying about before? 196 00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:02,060 I just, I've been masturbating constantly, 197 00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:05,400 I can't, I get turned on all the time, 198 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:08,199 I don't know how to stop it. 199 00:26:08,224 --> 00:26:10,391 Well, what sets you off? 200 00:26:11,891 --> 00:26:15,724 Like, heat, like the coffee cup turns me on. 201 00:26:17,904 --> 00:26:19,777 And then like other types of drinks, 202 00:26:19,802 --> 00:26:23,366 like beer bottles have been really turning me on. 203 00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:25,103 Like the shape of it, that shape, 204 00:26:25,128 --> 00:26:28,405 if Coke were in the bottle that would turn me on, too. 205 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:31,847 Or like, like riding my bike turns me on. 206 00:26:33,619 --> 00:26:37,202 And like, really narrow streets turn me on. 207 00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:42,284 And then, the sidewalk when it gets kind of sparkly 208 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,837 like at the end of the street, like where it goes in 209 00:26:44,862 --> 00:26:47,722 to the actual street, when it gets sparkly there. 210 00:26:47,747 --> 00:26:50,857 That does something to my eyes and that turns me on. 211 00:26:50,882 --> 00:26:53,043 People in uniform, look, 212 00:26:53,068 --> 00:26:56,218 not so much police officers, but like, mailmen, 213 00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:59,582 that really turns, and like UPS, and also the boxes, 214 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:01,396 the wrapped up boxes. 215 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:04,077 That's really, that's really sexy. 216 00:27:04,102 --> 00:27:06,996 Cards, like playing cards. 217 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:09,021 Particularly the royals. 218 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:14,056 Like the jack, and the queen and the king. 219 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,650 I don't know. 220 00:27:28,729 --> 00:27:30,229 Well, that's OK. 221 00:27:31,982 --> 00:27:35,874 Maybe you're just not fulfilled, you know? 222 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:38,141 Like, you know when you want chocolate, 223 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,486 and you don't eat chocolate and you just keep eating things 224 00:27:40,511 --> 00:27:43,900 and eating things, and when you should just have chocolate? 225 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:46,175 But what's the chocolate? 226 00:27:47,148 --> 00:27:48,815 Can't figure it out. 227 00:27:51,818 --> 00:27:54,436 Maybe you need to be a gasper. 228 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:55,385 What? 229 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,327 A gasper? 230 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,499 When you strangle yourself. 231 00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:02,344 Have you tried that? 232 00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:03,177 Kind of sublime. 233 00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:06,300 Yeah, you, it's, it like gives you this natural high. 234 00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:08,396 Yeah, I've done it, once. 235 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:12,736 - How does it work? - It's pretty amazing. 236 00:28:12,761 --> 00:28:13,771 You can take a belt, 237 00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:15,213 or a plastic bag, 238 00:28:17,015 --> 00:28:20,127 or some people use like, gas, 239 00:28:20,152 --> 00:28:21,855 to take the oxygen out of the room. 240 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,047 Pretty much anything that cuts off oxygen to your brain. 241 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:30,306 You may as well try it, I mean... 242 00:28:30,331 --> 00:28:32,164 Yeah, couldn't hurt. 243 00:32:15,824 --> 00:32:18,099 You could have hurt yourself. 244 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:19,791 I know, I'm sorry. 245 00:32:27,452 --> 00:32:28,952 Are you mad at me? 246 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:34,726 I just wish you would have told me, 247 00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:37,084 because I could have helped. 248 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:42,515 You could? 249 00:32:47,649 --> 00:32:50,482 It's a lot safer with a partner. 250 00:32:58,466 --> 00:33:00,466 Do you want to try it? 251 00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:09,438 Do you want to use the belt or just my hand? 252 00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:15,054 I don't know, the belt didn't work so well last time. 253 00:33:18,109 --> 00:33:21,109 Why don't you unbutton your pants? 254 00:33:53,947 --> 00:33:56,076 ♫ Cut and cut and crack it up 255 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,599 ♫ Cr-crack, cr-crack, yes 256 00:33:57,624 --> 00:34:00,082 ♫ I can cut you, catch you 257 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:03,089 ♫ Catch you, catch you gettin' older. 258 00:34:03,114 --> 00:34:04,435 ♫ You can't get quick 259 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,615 ♫ You can't commit 260 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,374 ♫ You can't control her without 261 00:34:07,399 --> 00:34:12,180 ♫ Remember bodies sold to Sunday, getting colder 262 00:34:12,205 --> 00:34:16,711 ♫ So civilized so you cannot take it 263 00:34:16,736 --> 00:34:19,116 ♫ You cannot take it 264 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,113 ♫ You cannot make it 265 00:34:21,138 --> 00:34:23,383 ♫ A force has come is still alive 266 00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:26,259 ♫ Open up and take it 267 00:34:26,284 --> 00:34:28,217 ♫ All the money, take it 268 00:34:28,242 --> 00:34:30,343 ♫ You cannot take it 269 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:34,842 ♫ Night time, chin-chin and worry 'bout the nation 270 00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:36,675 ♫ What you cannot take 271 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,900 ♫ Yeah, no one cannot take you 272 00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:42,092 ♫ Rise slow, close the blinds and wonder what you take, yeah 273 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,182 ♫ You cannot take you 274 00:34:46,207 --> 00:34:48,575 ♫ you cannot take you 275 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,473 ♫ What you, what you can't 276 00:34:50,498 --> 00:34:52,681 ♫ It's just the world you've never seen 277 00:34:52,706 --> 00:34:55,222 ♫ Take your ship, just strangle it 278 00:34:55,247 --> 00:34:58,955 ♫ Your ship that's coming in ♫ 279 00:35:09,493 --> 00:35:10,742 I'm gonna come. 280 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:11,905 OK. 281 00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:13,174 All right, are you done? 282 00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:15,451 No, no, you can come, baby. 283 00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:20,518 It's not working. 284 00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:24,357 You want me to leave you alone? 285 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:25,462 No, no, no, it's not you, 286 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:26,823 it's just my vagina. 287 00:36:27,929 --> 00:36:28,737 Damn thing. 288 00:36:28,762 --> 00:36:31,429 It's just not working anymore. 289 00:36:35,414 --> 00:36:36,269 Read. 290 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,627 I'm sorry. 291 00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:08,465 Just my body's real different, you know? 292 00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:12,050 On account, the book said, my cervix is just like swollen, 293 00:37:12,075 --> 00:37:16,942 and bigger, and it just hurts if you go real far in. 294 00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:18,687 Yeah, I don't really know what that means. 295 00:37:18,712 --> 00:37:21,694 It just means that it's bigger, I don't know. 296 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,270 I don't care, I mean, is there something I can do? 297 00:37:24,295 --> 00:37:25,545 I don't know. 298 00:37:27,518 --> 00:37:29,383 Is there something that you want me to do 299 00:37:29,408 --> 00:37:30,488 that you're not telling me? 300 00:37:30,513 --> 00:37:33,078 No, definitely if I knew what I wanted you to do 301 00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:34,853 I would tell you what to do. 302 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,686 OK. 303 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:36,711 I promise. 304 00:37:38,641 --> 00:37:40,141 But it does stink. 305 00:37:41,163 --> 00:37:43,180 But I still like having you inside of me, 306 00:37:43,205 --> 00:37:45,622 I still like making you come. 307 00:37:46,971 --> 00:37:47,804 I do. 308 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,556 That makes me feel good. 309 00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:51,941 That your good deed for the day? 310 00:37:51,966 --> 00:37:54,240 Yeah. 311 00:37:54,265 --> 00:37:55,351 I promise I'll tell you 312 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:57,237 if there's something that you can do. 313 00:37:57,262 --> 00:37:58,341 All right. 314 00:37:58,366 --> 00:37:59,406 Love you. 315 00:37:59,431 --> 00:38:00,931 I love you, too. 316 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,794 It's just that, it's just you feel 317 00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:34,939 a little bit less turned on. 318 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,704 I bet it's just the hormones. 319 00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:38,748 No, I feel turned on. 320 00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:40,301 You don't understand what I'm saying. 321 00:38:40,326 --> 00:38:43,043 I feel turned on, I want to have sex. 322 00:38:43,068 --> 00:38:46,164 I have sex, and I start to have an orgasm 323 00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:48,135 and then it's like a weird, incomplete, 324 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,493 like, not fulfilling orgasm. 325 00:38:51,516 --> 00:38:52,542 Sounds like Hell. 326 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:54,149 It's terrible. 327 00:38:54,174 --> 00:38:56,593 And then I just get mad and I feel bad for Frank 328 00:38:56,618 --> 00:38:57,535 cause like, 329 00:38:58,411 --> 00:38:59,328 he, I mean, 330 00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:01,837 I feel bad for him. 331 00:39:01,862 --> 00:39:03,649 Cause sex isn't as fun, 332 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,682 like he still comes, but it's like, that's it, 333 00:39:06,707 --> 00:39:10,540 it's basically like masturbating inside of me. 334 00:39:13,871 --> 00:39:15,288 I know, it sucks. 335 00:39:16,366 --> 00:39:19,814 But I'm hoping, you know, once the baby's born, 336 00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:21,612 that won't happen anymore. 337 00:39:21,637 --> 00:39:24,850 Well, it better not. 338 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:26,939 He's moving. 339 00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:28,208 Do you want to feel him? 340 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,066 Yeah. 341 00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:35,656 Here, here, he's like right here. 342 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:38,710 Do you feel it? 343 00:39:38,735 --> 00:39:39,568 Mmpm. 344 00:39:44,837 --> 00:39:46,004 There he is. 345 00:39:50,274 --> 00:39:51,477 Hey little alien. 346 00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:54,428 I forget that this is the outcome of having sex sometimes. 347 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:56,991 He likes all this orgasm talk. 348 00:39:57,016 --> 00:39:58,626 Is he, can I hear him? 349 00:39:58,651 --> 00:40:00,484 I don't know, maybe. 350 00:40:05,441 --> 00:40:09,005 She thinks that she could give me an orgasm. 351 00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:11,030 OK, I'm sure she does. 352 00:40:13,809 --> 00:40:16,476 But like, I was thinking about 353 00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:21,564 just like, letting her do that, 354 00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:24,922 or would that make you mad if she tried? 355 00:40:25,961 --> 00:40:29,085 I mean, wouldn't that be weird for you, though? 356 00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,550 I mean, it would be a little weird 357 00:40:30,575 --> 00:40:33,217 cause we're friends, but I think 358 00:40:33,242 --> 00:40:36,159 she doesn't seem to think it would be weird and... 359 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:37,259 Safe. 360 00:40:37,284 --> 00:40:38,117 Yeah. 361 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:40,781 Yeah we could do that. 362 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,732 - Yeah? - Yeah, no, 363 00:40:41,757 --> 00:40:43,252 It wouldn't make you mad? 364 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:45,360 No, no, it's been done. 365 00:40:48,486 --> 00:40:52,192 Do you like that idea a little bit? 366 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,301 Do you? 367 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,487 Kinda like it, it's kinda... 368 00:40:55,512 --> 00:40:56,320 Sexy? 369 00:40:56,345 --> 00:40:57,269 A little bit. 370 00:40:57,294 --> 00:40:58,971 - A little bit? - A little bit. 371 00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:01,467 I think it might be interesting, no harm, right? 372 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:02,325 No harm. 373 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,933 Then and we actually need to take that box, 374 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,587 that crib box, and bring it in 375 00:41:16,612 --> 00:41:18,016 and take everything out of it 376 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:21,197 and make sure it's not damaged or anything. 377 00:41:21,222 --> 00:41:24,960 So that we can make sure that we don't have to send it back. 378 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:26,105 Before we put it together? 379 00:41:26,130 --> 00:41:28,463 Before we put it together. 380 00:41:29,646 --> 00:41:30,524 OK. 381 00:41:30,549 --> 00:41:34,969 Because I want it to be together before the baby shower. 382 00:41:36,723 --> 00:41:38,390 We'll be right back. 383 00:42:33,716 --> 00:42:35,299 I registered stuff. 384 00:42:36,359 --> 00:42:37,943 It's really, I'm excited to pick out 385 00:42:37,968 --> 00:42:40,113 like the things that are gonna be... 386 00:42:40,138 --> 00:42:41,381 I know, I know. 387 00:42:41,406 --> 00:42:42,704 It's pretty cool. 388 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:46,261 You get to pick 'em out and not all of the 400 people 389 00:42:46,286 --> 00:42:47,970 who are picking the presents. 390 00:42:47,995 --> 00:42:50,221 I know, right, that's how it used to be, you know? 391 00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:52,878 Everyone would just like, get you, 392 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:56,206 and you just had to be like, you had to be nice. 393 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:01,784 I wonder when registries and stuff started. 394 00:43:01,809 --> 00:43:03,431 Babe, what are you doing? 395 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:04,289 Nothing. 396 00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:10,172 Franky, what are you doing? 397 00:43:13,198 --> 00:43:14,031 Nothing. 398 00:43:15,856 --> 00:43:19,657 Did you think that this was gonna be like, all of us? 399 00:43:19,682 --> 00:43:20,515 Nope. 400 00:43:22,217 --> 00:43:24,070 We think this was just gonna be like, 401 00:43:24,095 --> 00:43:25,845 just two of us alone. 402 00:43:26,755 --> 00:43:28,198 I'm sorry, babe. 403 00:43:28,223 --> 00:43:30,640 - I'm sorry. - It's rad. 404 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:02,620 So anyway, I'm excited to decorate. 405 00:44:07,994 --> 00:44:09,621 You got a light by any chance? 406 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:10,563 Yeah. 407 00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:34,469 We'd just keep to my room to go like this. 408 00:44:34,494 --> 00:44:37,470 Now I know what guys are talking about when they're like, 409 00:44:37,495 --> 00:44:39,615 I feel like guys come up with a lot of weird metaphors 410 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,312 for what boobs feel like. 411 00:44:41,337 --> 00:44:43,312 One guy told me once that my boob felt like 412 00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:45,194 a life jacket. 413 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,403 That's amazing. 414 00:44:47,428 --> 00:44:51,230 And that it was really sexy, I was just. 415 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,618 I think, yeah, I think it was like 416 00:44:52,643 --> 00:44:55,521 he touched a life jacket when he was 10 and was like, 417 00:44:55,546 --> 00:44:57,746 this is what boobs feel like, 418 00:44:57,771 --> 00:45:01,541 and then, later on they didn't really feel like that but. 419 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,731 I don't know if you can do that 420 00:46:16,756 --> 00:46:18,531 with the other person's clothes. 421 00:46:18,556 --> 00:46:20,816 What are you gonna do with them? 422 00:46:20,841 --> 00:46:25,008 I don't know 423 00:47:56,535 --> 00:47:58,215 I think I have it all the way turned up, 424 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:00,123 let me turn it down, this is a little much. 425 00:48:00,148 --> 00:48:03,227 You have to ease into that level. 426 00:48:03,252 --> 00:48:04,085 OK, OK. 427 00:48:07,088 --> 00:48:09,282 This is fun, I'm having fun. 428 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,096 Me, too. 429 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:13,970 OK, now I've got it. 430 00:48:22,049 --> 00:48:23,799 That is so beautiful. 431 00:48:26,590 --> 00:48:28,185 You're such a woman. 432 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:33,379 That feels good. 433 00:48:50,754 --> 00:48:52,171 Oh fuck, oh fuck, 434 00:48:53,951 --> 00:48:54,784 oh fuck. 435 00:49:41,161 --> 00:49:43,019 So you really can't put a bra on like that? 436 00:49:43,044 --> 00:49:43,852 No. 437 00:49:43,877 --> 00:49:47,182 Why is that, cause your boobs cover it. 438 00:49:47,207 --> 00:49:49,047 Yeah, but if I try to put a bra on like that, 439 00:49:49,072 --> 00:49:53,239 it'll be like, there's just no way that this can spin around 440 00:49:54,163 --> 00:49:57,203 cause like, my boobs are too big. 441 00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:58,391 You know what I mean? 442 00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:00,968 Not a problem that I've had, 443 00:50:00,993 --> 00:50:03,326 but I do know what you mean. 444 00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:10,717 Hi, have you been out here the whole time? 445 00:50:12,778 --> 00:50:13,745 Thank you. 446 00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:15,520 Thank you, see you. 447 00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,894 Good to see you, too. 448 00:50:18,919 --> 00:50:20,738 I'll see you soon. 449 00:50:20,763 --> 00:50:22,596 You can come in now. 450 00:50:34,314 --> 00:50:35,970 Whatchyou doin' in there? 451 00:50:35,995 --> 00:50:36,908 Measurin'. 452 00:50:39,817 --> 00:50:41,246 Did you feel left out today? 453 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:43,182 I'm sorry. 454 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,080 It's OK. 455 00:50:44,105 --> 00:50:47,948 Thanks for letting me have that experience, though. 456 00:50:47,973 --> 00:50:48,781 Love you. 457 00:50:48,806 --> 00:50:50,306 I love you, too. 458 00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,483 That's a new thing you're doing. 459 00:51:15,002 --> 00:51:15,810 Yeah? 460 00:51:15,835 --> 00:51:16,791 What is that thing? 461 00:51:16,816 --> 00:51:17,661 It's new. 462 00:51:17,686 --> 00:51:19,487 Where'd you learn that from? 463 00:51:21,404 --> 00:51:23,001 - I like that. - Yeah? 464 00:51:23,026 --> 00:51:24,895 - More? - More please. 465 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,920 - More please. - More please. 466 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:51,293 That feels good. 467 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,410 ♫ I know where they build em 468 00:52:08,435 --> 00:52:12,602 ♫ I know when they're selling low 469 00:52:14,575 --> 00:52:16,562 ♫ Wilder than the worst ones 470 00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:20,587 ♫ Wilder than the one I'd known 471 00:52:22,493 --> 00:52:26,410 ♫ Smoke machine begins to blow 472 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:34,355 ♫ Lines of water on the floor 473 00:52:38,229 --> 00:52:42,232 ♫ Indifferent to the written wall 474 00:52:42,257 --> 00:52:46,020 ♫ Lost in the wood on another hunt 475 00:52:46,045 --> 00:52:50,212 ♫ If they rattle, then they rattle on ♫ 476 00:53:55,902 --> 00:53:57,983 Clifton, shut up! 477 00:53:58,008 --> 00:53:58,841 Clifton! 478 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,083 Oh yeah. 479 00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:16,197 Oh yeah, oh that's the one. 480 00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:23,630 Oh yeah. 481 00:54:33,044 --> 00:54:34,239 You gonna come? 482 00:54:35,145 --> 00:54:36,060 You are? 483 00:54:36,085 --> 00:54:36,918 Yeah 484 00:54:55,984 --> 00:54:59,984 I'm thirsty, I'm gonna get something to drink. 485 00:55:12,778 --> 00:55:13,695 Oh, shit. 486 00:55:22,071 --> 00:55:22,904 Hello? 487 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:26,912 Can I speak with Richard? 488 00:55:26,937 --> 00:55:28,359 Yeah, this is him. 489 00:55:28,384 --> 00:55:30,213 Hi, this is Ann. 490 00:55:30,238 --> 00:55:31,080 Do what now? 491 00:55:31,105 --> 00:55:32,975 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up. 492 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:33,877 Ann. 493 00:55:33,902 --> 00:55:36,812 Do what, what'd you say, Rand, hello? 494 00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:37,704 Ann. 495 00:55:37,729 --> 00:55:39,027 I'm sorry, what? 496 00:55:39,052 --> 00:55:40,182 Seriously, I can't hear you. 497 00:55:40,207 --> 00:55:41,524 It's Ann! 498 00:55:41,549 --> 00:55:43,632 Hey, how you doing? 499 00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:46,492 I'm good. 500 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,344 How are you doing? 501 00:55:48,369 --> 00:55:50,314 Pretty good, pretty good, not bad. 502 00:55:50,339 --> 00:55:51,921 Good. 503 00:55:51,946 --> 00:55:53,694 Glad to hear. 504 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,636 Actually, I'm calling because I'm wondering 505 00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,871 if you might still have my box of stuff. 506 00:56:04,412 --> 00:56:06,579 Yeah, yeah, I do, 507 00:56:08,353 --> 00:56:09,983 I got that shit. 508 00:56:10,008 --> 00:56:11,341 OK, well good. 509 00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:16,089 So would you mind if I stop by and pick it up? 510 00:56:16,114 --> 00:56:17,823 Sure, like right now? 511 00:56:17,848 --> 00:56:19,921 How 'bout tomorrow? 512 00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:21,280 Oh, right, yeah. 513 00:56:21,305 --> 00:56:22,185 Yeah, that's cool. 514 00:56:22,210 --> 00:56:24,409 Maybe like three? 515 00:56:24,434 --> 00:56:25,936 3:00? 516 00:56:25,961 --> 00:56:30,470 Yeah, that's perfect, should I, 517 00:56:30,495 --> 00:56:31,375 e-mail you my address? 518 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,763 Yeah, actually, 519 00:56:33,788 --> 00:56:37,764 I still have the same e-mail address as I did before, so, 520 00:56:37,789 --> 00:56:39,142 just e-mail it. 521 00:56:39,167 --> 00:56:40,417 OK, OK, cool. 522 00:56:42,174 --> 00:56:45,324 OK, so, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 523 00:56:45,349 --> 00:56:47,762 Awesome, I'll see you then. 524 00:56:47,787 --> 00:56:50,143 OK, well, bye. 525 00:56:50,168 --> 00:56:51,585 All right, bye. 526 00:57:01,364 --> 00:57:02,226 And we got rid of all our stuff 527 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:03,411 and drove across the country, 528 00:57:03,436 --> 00:57:05,112 and I didn't want to rent a U-Haul 529 00:57:05,137 --> 00:57:08,939 and so we moved, we moved in in September, 530 00:57:08,964 --> 00:57:11,176 and then we just kept all the furniture 531 00:57:11,201 --> 00:57:13,363 which sounds disgusting but I've gotten so used to it 532 00:57:13,388 --> 00:57:14,927 that it doesn't bother me anymore. 533 00:57:14,952 --> 00:57:15,827 Yeah, well... 534 00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:17,227 Like we sprayed down the leather and it felt like, 535 00:57:17,252 --> 00:57:18,997 if it was cloth I couldn't do it. 536 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:20,282 Sure, yeah, yeah, you can, 537 00:57:20,307 --> 00:57:22,547 you can have sex on leather and just wipe that right off. 538 00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:24,933 But don't you find the Polish glass to be a little gaudy? 539 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,750 We've always talked about moving it 540 00:57:26,775 --> 00:57:28,455 and it's just been one of those things that 541 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,584 it just, it goes with the aesthetic. 542 00:57:30,609 --> 00:57:32,557 So until we replace everything, we can't... 543 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,863 Right, so it's like once you switch out the vase... 544 00:57:34,888 --> 00:57:36,305 The whole thing gets ridiculous. 545 00:57:36,330 --> 00:57:38,690 Coffee table's ruined and then you gotta go for the couch. 546 00:57:38,715 --> 00:57:40,604 Yeah, who were you talking to? 547 00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:42,399 I wasn't talking to anybody. 548 00:57:42,424 --> 00:57:44,584 You were on the phone. 549 00:57:44,609 --> 00:57:45,859 Nosy. 550 00:57:45,884 --> 00:57:48,998 Well, we could hear you, you were shouting. 551 00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:50,057 It was nothing. 552 00:57:59,205 --> 00:58:01,038 Hey, you downstairs? 553 00:58:01,927 --> 00:58:03,431 Yeah, just come on up. 554 00:58:03,456 --> 00:58:04,289 All right. 555 00:58:09,728 --> 00:58:10,561 Shit. 556 00:58:46,696 --> 00:58:47,529 Oh shit. 557 00:58:48,553 --> 00:58:49,476 Hey. 558 00:58:49,501 --> 00:58:50,309 Hi. 559 00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:51,142 Oh my God! 560 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:53,730 - How are you? - You look great. 561 00:58:53,755 --> 00:58:57,511 Thanks, did I come at a weird time? 562 00:58:57,536 --> 00:58:58,853 No. 563 00:58:58,878 --> 00:59:01,013 Well, I just got out of the shower, but, 564 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,123 here, come in. 565 00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,887 I didn't realize you were gonna get here so early. 566 00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:07,441 Well, I'm actually a little bit late. 567 00:59:07,466 --> 00:59:08,593 Oh really? 568 00:59:08,618 --> 00:59:10,199 Here, come on in here. 569 00:59:10,224 --> 00:59:12,499 Yeah, I don't have any clocks in here. 570 00:59:12,524 --> 00:59:13,524 I see. 571 00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:17,994 This right here. 572 00:59:20,054 --> 00:59:21,502 You like it? 573 00:59:21,527 --> 00:59:24,394 This is where you live? 574 00:59:24,419 --> 00:59:27,028 Yeah, I spend a lot of time here. 575 00:59:27,053 --> 00:59:27,861 Oh, man. 576 00:59:27,886 --> 00:59:29,806 Here, take a seat. 577 00:59:29,831 --> 00:59:30,664 OK. 578 00:59:32,798 --> 00:59:34,298 I just got this. 579 00:59:37,561 --> 00:59:38,394 Yeah. 580 00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:49,859 So is everything OK with you right now? 581 00:59:49,884 --> 00:59:53,217 Yeah, everything's great actually. 582 00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:56,593 How 'bout with you? 583 00:59:56,618 --> 00:59:58,655 Yeah, things are great. 584 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,408 - That's cool. - Do you have that box? 585 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:02,255 Still you said? 586 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,366 Oh, right, yeah. 587 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:04,741 Can you just go get that box? 588 01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:06,246 You want me to go get it right now? 589 01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:07,792 OK. 590 01:00:07,817 --> 01:00:11,628 I guess, I guess I can just go ahead and get dressed 591 01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:14,320 right now, should I get dressed? 592 01:00:15,205 --> 01:00:16,288 I think so. 593 01:00:17,426 --> 01:00:20,164 OK, well, I'll be right back, OK? 594 01:00:20,189 --> 01:00:22,522 - OK. - All right. 595 01:01:25,587 --> 01:01:26,881 Look at that. 596 01:01:26,906 --> 01:01:27,993 Box of stuff. 597 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,007 That's my old Christmas tree. 598 01:01:30,032 --> 01:01:31,080 That's right it is. 599 01:01:31,105 --> 01:01:32,438 I missed it. 600 01:01:32,463 --> 01:01:34,251 What's going on here? 601 01:01:34,276 --> 01:01:35,443 Oh, nothing. 602 01:01:38,979 --> 01:01:41,246 I was actually just lookin' on there. 603 01:01:41,271 --> 01:01:42,385 - Yeah? - Yeah. 604 01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:44,470 I was lookin' on there. 605 01:01:44,495 --> 01:01:45,746 Your computer. 606 01:01:45,771 --> 01:01:48,688 Yeah, that's what it's there for. 607 01:01:51,701 --> 01:01:54,391 Yeah, well I was looking 608 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:56,770 to see if I could find those files. 609 01:01:59,339 --> 01:02:03,506 Those files, the, the, the movie files from our past. 610 01:02:05,391 --> 01:02:06,604 That we made. 611 01:02:06,629 --> 01:02:07,838 That we starred in. 612 01:02:07,863 --> 01:02:10,113 You mean sexy videos? 613 01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:14,071 Those are the ones. 614 01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:16,547 Did you want to watch 'em or something? 615 01:02:16,572 --> 01:02:17,822 No, I didn't, 616 01:02:20,312 --> 01:02:21,899 I was just gonna, 617 01:02:21,924 --> 01:02:24,457 I mean, do you still have those files on there? 618 01:02:24,482 --> 01:02:26,233 Oh yeah, of course. 619 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:27,925 Of course, I mean, 620 01:02:29,021 --> 01:02:32,438 I was thinking. 621 01:02:38,806 --> 01:02:42,556 I don't know, do you still need those movies? 622 01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:46,607 Well, I don't know, I mean, you know. 623 01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:48,573 Can we delete 'em? 624 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,466 - Why? - Those movies. 625 01:02:50,491 --> 01:02:53,324 I was, just wondering, if we could 626 01:02:54,923 --> 01:02:57,135 I just thought while I was here, you know, 627 01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,924 getting this stuff we could just take care of that stuff. 628 01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:03,620 You know, just get rid of 'em. 629 01:03:03,645 --> 01:03:04,728 Wipe 'em out. 630 01:03:06,156 --> 01:03:08,358 I don't understand, I mean. 631 01:03:08,383 --> 01:03:10,872 I'm getting married, 632 01:03:10,897 --> 01:03:13,230 and you know, I just thought. 633 01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:14,255 Oh, right. 634 01:03:15,675 --> 01:03:19,738 Get rid of those, just the right thing to do, you know? 635 01:03:19,763 --> 01:03:21,513 Yeah, yeah. 636 01:03:43,049 --> 01:03:45,299 Oh yeah, you fucking bitch. 637 01:03:47,134 --> 01:03:48,717 Oh yeah, you bitch. 638 01:04:11,808 --> 01:04:14,295 Just get rid of 'em. 639 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,153 Move on. 640 01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:33,239 Maybe if you got something new from her, you know? 641 01:04:33,264 --> 01:04:34,424 One new thing in exchange for 642 01:04:34,449 --> 01:04:37,282 getting rid of all the old things. 643 01:04:48,044 --> 01:04:49,127 Just an idea. 644 01:05:07,582 --> 01:05:08,749 All right, so, 645 01:05:10,557 --> 01:05:14,902 the other day, whenever we deleted those files? 646 01:05:14,927 --> 01:05:18,510 I wasn't totally honest with you about 647 01:05:19,564 --> 01:05:21,752 those being the only copies. 648 01:05:21,777 --> 01:05:22,661 OK. 649 01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:25,130 OK, but the thing is, I will delete them. 650 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,729 I'll delete them today, right now. 651 01:05:27,754 --> 01:05:30,744 But first I need you to do something for me really quick. 652 01:05:30,769 --> 01:05:32,892 OK, I am not going to have sex with you. 653 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:35,444 No, no, no, no, it's not like that at all. 654 01:05:35,469 --> 01:05:36,886 OK, this is just a little thing, 655 01:05:36,911 --> 01:05:39,523 it'll take like five, maybe 10-15 minutes 656 01:05:39,548 --> 01:05:42,948 and you'll be in and out of here. 657 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:43,811 OK. 658 01:05:43,836 --> 01:05:45,669 It's not a big deal. 659 01:05:50,707 --> 01:05:53,114 So I'm not exactly sure how this works, 660 01:05:53,139 --> 01:05:55,755 but if I mix these three things together, 661 01:05:55,780 --> 01:06:00,050 and then if you sit in it for five minutes, 662 01:06:00,075 --> 01:06:03,075 it should make a mold of your pussy. 663 01:06:05,884 --> 01:06:09,134 If you do that, I'll delete the videos. 664 01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:21,709 Here, try it like a crab, crab walk kind of thing. 665 01:07:21,734 --> 01:07:24,401 OK, OK, this isn't easy. 666 01:07:26,804 --> 01:07:28,548 I can't even tell if I'm over it. 667 01:07:28,573 --> 01:07:29,951 Yeah, you are, you're good. 668 01:07:29,976 --> 01:07:31,848 Here, here, come forward. 669 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,457 OK, bring it down. 670 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:34,649 Bring it down. 671 01:07:35,796 --> 01:07:37,549 I don't know, this is, 672 01:07:37,574 --> 01:07:38,909 this is really hurting my arms 673 01:07:38,934 --> 01:07:40,695 and I can't do that for five minutes. 674 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,553 OK, OK. 675 01:07:42,401 --> 01:07:45,141 Hurry here, it's, I mean, it's, 676 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:46,965 I mean, you're gonna have to do it right now 677 01:07:46,990 --> 01:07:48,907 or it's not gonna work. 678 01:07:50,273 --> 01:07:51,273 There ya go. 679 01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:56,331 It's really cold. 680 01:07:56,356 --> 01:07:58,846 OK, can I kind of adjust a little? 681 01:07:58,871 --> 01:08:00,371 - OK. - Yeah? 682 01:08:01,843 --> 01:08:03,125 - Oh my God. - OK, OK. 683 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:04,976 - I hate you. - Don't move. 684 01:08:05,001 --> 01:08:06,439 I really do hate you. 685 01:08:06,464 --> 01:08:08,886 - Don't move, don't move - OK, OK. 686 01:08:08,911 --> 01:08:11,494 This stuff smells horrible. 687 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,228 Sorry. 688 01:08:13,253 --> 01:08:14,253 Oh my God. 689 01:08:22,109 --> 01:08:23,884 Don't, don't look at me. 690 01:08:23,909 --> 01:08:25,742 - Sorry. - Jesus. 691 01:08:34,912 --> 01:08:38,495 You should probably never contact me again. 692 01:08:39,469 --> 01:08:40,469 OK. 693 01:08:47,955 --> 01:08:48,955 Thank you. 694 01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:57,834 Oh yeah. 695 01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,509 Think I'm gonna go. 696 01:10:29,744 --> 01:10:33,161 My girlfriend's been acting really weird. 697 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:51,549 Hey, how'd that fake vagina thing go? 698 01:10:51,574 --> 01:10:53,621 It went great. 699 01:11:24,705 --> 01:11:28,294 ♫ Is it any wonder how the world 700 01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:32,319 ♫ Spins its lonely days for me 701 01:11:37,830 --> 01:11:41,497 ♫ Like a record with its bruises 702 01:11:41,522 --> 01:11:45,077 ♫ Skips a beat of history 703 01:11:45,102 --> 01:11:48,927 ♫ In between the grooves is where I lie 704 01:11:48,952 --> 01:11:51,759 ♫ Wondering where this lover hides 705 01:11:51,784 --> 01:11:54,340 ♫ To the girl with the marble eyes 706 01:11:54,365 --> 01:11:57,864 ♫ Can it be that you've taken me by surprise 707 01:11:57,889 --> 01:12:01,024 ♫ The wind and rain have carried your fame 708 01:12:01,049 --> 01:12:02,047 ♫ To my front door 709 01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:04,468 ♫ In spite of my hearts refrain 710 01:12:04,493 --> 01:12:07,684 ♫ Capulet and Montague 711 01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:11,285 ♫ Never even heard of me and you 712 01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:14,362 ♫ I'll keep this secret of how I adore 713 01:12:14,387 --> 01:12:18,554 ♫ This passion girl that I was always looking for ♫