1 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,300 Gentlemen, many of our gas stations are being constantly held up. 2 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,940 We feel it is the work of an organized gang. 3 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:41,900 I need three brainy but stupid -looking private detectives who can pose as gas 4 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:45,000 station attendants. That is why I sent for you. 5 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:46,900 Gentlemen! 6 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,800 Oh, good morning, boss. 7 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:54,420 Well, you fellas are certainly stupid -looking enough, but about being brainy 8 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:57,100 detectives, that's open to conjecture. Oh, thank you. 9 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 Oh, but mine. 10 00:00:58,590 --> 00:00:59,610 Were you ever in danger? 11 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,710 Did anyone ever point a gun at you? 12 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:04,230 Yeah, but he couldn't shoot me. How come? 13 00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:05,830 I had my finger in the barrel. 14 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:10,510 My partner, very funny. Hey. 15 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:14,850 You, you were in the service, weren't you? That's right. Did you ever get a 16 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,830 commission? No, just straight salary. 17 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,470 That's my partner, just clowning. 18 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:23,070 Quiet. 19 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:25,670 You, are you a good detective? 20 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:27,030 Am I? 21 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:28,150 You see this heel? 22 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,550 I ran that down. 23 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,550 Boys, 24 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:33,690 this is serious. 25 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,690 Do you know anything about running gas stations? 26 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,770 No. Well, that's good. 27 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,010 Then the robbers will think you're easy prey. 28 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:44,430 And here's a list of our latest robberies. Study it. 29 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:46,610 And there's another report. 30 00:02:16,659 --> 00:02:19,920 You silly fooling around with a knife. Are you crazy? 31 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,440 What? 32 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,480 What's the matter? 33 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:31,860 What's the matter? 34 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:39,940 You ain't got nothing to worry about, boss. You ain't even got a hole in your 35 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:43,180 pants. Take it easy. Go sit down. Stand up. Go ahead. Relax. 36 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,620 Your fault, you imbecile. 37 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,360 Here, hold it. 38 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,240 Sandwich. 39 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 Potato chips. 40 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,220 Couple of olives. 41 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,660 Pickle. Don't you like ketchup? 42 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:09,940 I'm glad you reminded me. 43 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:18,780 You all set? 44 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Yeah. 45 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:23,890 ruin my lunch. 46 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:25,430 Leave him alone, you big bully. 47 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,170 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll wipe it off. 48 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:28,610 That's better. 49 00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:30,070 Get out of here. 50 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:34,050 Come on. We gotta catch those burglars. 51 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,240 Nice, smooth... Thought you was wearing boots there for a minute. 52 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,820 Hey, you got a hang there. 53 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,320 Ow! 54 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,520 Stick out your tongue, please. 55 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,400 Thank you. 56 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,240 We're all out of Becky. How about Hazel? I don't like Hazel. I'll be back 57 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,580 tomorrow for Becky. Put some water in the radiator and some air in the tires. 58 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:28,659 Yes, sir. 59 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:29,660 Get busy, boys. 60 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,180 Hey, mister, your radiator's leaking pretty badly. You better let me put some 61 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:41,240 stop leak in it. Okay, fix her up. Right. 62 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,600 Extra special onion service. 63 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,760 Hey! 64 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,360 Oh, clean you right up. 65 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,000 Oh, sorry, Mr. Wrong Rag. 66 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Hold still now. 67 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,460 Uh -oh, the funnel. 68 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,640 Picks you right up. 69 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:45,750 You double -crosser, you! 70 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,240 Hello? What kind of game do you think you're playing? Come on, get busy! 71 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,800 How do you like that? 72 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:56,700 Why don't you sing Mammy? 73 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,300 Why don't you shut up? 74 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,700 Oh, just a minute. Would you mind giving it a crank? My starter's busted. Not at 75 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,700 all. 76 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,650 All cleaned up and ready to eat. Aye, aye. Then take it away. 77 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:02,570 Onion 78 00:09:02,570 --> 00:09:10,150 cypress! 79 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:13,970 Yes, sir. 80 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,630 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 81 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,670 I want an oil change and I'm in a terrible hurry. 82 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,650 I'm busy. You take care of the cash register. 83 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,870 Onion service, come on. Onion service. 84 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,390 Yes, sir. Lift the hood, boy. 85 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:35,670 Hold this can. 86 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:39,790 Remove the oil cap so the air will circulate through the motor. This oil 87 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:40,790 flow. 88 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,520 Finish the job. Come back here. 89 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:10,380 What do you like, that sap? And wasting all this oil. 90 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,320 Hey, fellas, the cash register. 91 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,680 The dirty crooks, they took our dough. 92 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,040 We're in trouble. 93 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,160 Get cleaned up. We'll trail them. Okay. 94 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:31,660 We don't get to it. 95 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,840 Driving into a driveway. 96 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,870 Nobody knows what's going on there. 97 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:39,470 Pull through that. 98 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,950 Pull through that. Pull through it? Yes. 99 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:45,450 Why are you shoving people around for you, Craig? Look at you, you feather 100 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:47,010 brain. What's the matter with you? 101 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:48,330 Straighten yourself up. 102 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:51,750 All right. Hurry up, Larry. Get a move on. All right. 103 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:55,790 Oh. 104 00:10:58,230 --> 00:11:02,910 Oh, you double -crossing. Yeah, saves you right, you imbecile. Come on. 105 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,240 Hold your horses. 106 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,540 What are you doing with that? Taking it along with us so we don't get robbed 107 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:08,540 again while we're gone. 108 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,060 You're dope. It's empty. Drop it. 109 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:14,040 Get a move on, you guys. 110 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,120 Remind me to kill you later. 111 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,780 Get that door locked. 112 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:23,440 Okay. Locked right up there, boys. Lock it. Okay. 113 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:25,860 Come on, get in the door, treatment. 114 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,780 So you trail me, eh? 115 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,700 I guess that took care of him. 116 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:38,960 Let's get him out of the hall. 117 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,160 Open the chair. 118 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,440 All right. 119 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:56,550 Look at that set of burglar tools. 120 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,270 I'll get you. 121 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,330 I'll get you. 122 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:13,449 Give me a hand. 123 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,450 Hold him, Joe. 124 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,540 Then we'll call Mr. Grime and tell him we got us gas station robbers.