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What's the idea of pushing my face in
the paint?

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I didn't do it. You did.

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I didn't. You did.

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I didn't do it, so there.

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Now, get to work.

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Moe, you see, Moe, I didn't... Gee, I'm
sorry, Moe. It was just an accident.

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Oh, think nothing of it, son. Anyone can
have an accident. Why, only last week I

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was holding a paintbrush and suddenly
you got a twitch in my right arm like

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this.

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Oh, gee, sorry, kid.

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It was that old twitch again.

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Oh, quite a twitch, quite a twitch.

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You know, I got a niche to twitch too.

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Get up, you.

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I'm going to murder you.

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Wipe that face and get busy. I'll get
busy when I'm ready.

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Are you ready?

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Yeah, I'm ready. Well, go on.

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There they are.

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Let's go and have some fun with them.

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I thought you boys had parts in this
show. How come you're not in your

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We only do a small bit in the southern
act in the last scene.

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Dokes wouldn't give us a break.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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I'll bet you'd be great actors if only
you had a chance.

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Thou art face to face with a great
thespian lover.

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Your eyes are like two limpid pools of
fire that burn into my soul.

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Ah, fair one.

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Come with me to the Cosmodore.

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This was terrific.

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You almost had me swooning.

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Step aside.

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You call that good?

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Get a load of me spouting Shakespeare.

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A rose by any other name would smell...
And so do you.

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I'll have your head for this. Your blood
shall fill the streets.

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Draw thy sword, Dave, and prepare to
defend thyself.

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Never lived a Capulet who could insult a
Montague.

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I'm gone.

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Way on, Robert.

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BK, I'm terribly sorry, but the brush.

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Shut up!

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But I need you. Now, listen.

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Nick Barker, the dramatic critic, has
been panning my shows for years. Now, I

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don't want him to pan this one. So if
you see him sneaking in backstage, throw

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him out and watch for his assistant,
too. But, B .K., if we throw Barker out,

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he'll pan our performance in tomorrow's
paper.

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Okay, okay, so disguise yourselves.

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Then he won't know who tossed him out.
You can depend on us, B .K. By the way,

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Nick Barker has been known to disguise
himself, too. So if you see any

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suspicious characters, give them the
works.

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Yes, sir.

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Listen, boys, we've got to get
disguised.

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There.

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Well.

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Listen,

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Mr. Barter, don't sneak in.

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Or Poncher's going to shoot you, I
think.

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I'm a bad man.

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I... Don't shoot!

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Don't shoot!

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My disguises are good. I didn't
recognize myself.

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My gun.

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Ouch!

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They'll recognize me in this.

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Now keep your eyes open. Okay.

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Dangaroos Kippewa.

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I wonder what that is.

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What happened? Somebody in that room
punched me in the nose.

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That must be Nick Barker. He's disguised
as a black banana.

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We'll get him.

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Hey, time to take a nap.

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Remind me to kill you later. I'll make
it out of it.

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Why didn't you tell us it was you? We
thought you were Nick Barker.

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I thought you were Nick Barker and his
assistant.

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Quiet.

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That must be Nick Barker. He's trying to
sneak in. Come on, get him.

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I'll clear him.

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How is he now? How is he now?

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We need children first.

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Sorry, boss. We didn't see you. That's
the trouble with you morons.

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You didn't see Nick Barker when he
sneaked in either. Sitting in the front

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watching the show.

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Oh, there must be some mistake.

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Yes, and you made it.

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Get the props ready for the third act.
And don't forget the salad and the cake.

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If I had someone to replace you in that
southern act, I'd fire you.

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Oh, but B .K.

89
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Maybe he'll change his mind if we're
good in the show.

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You get the cake. You get the salad.

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Mo, I got news for you. You forgot to
buy the cake. And the salad.

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You imbeciles. Why did you let me
forget?

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Hey,

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it's late. All the stores are closed.

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We'll have to whip up a cake and salad
ourselves.

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Schnaz!

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Come on.

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that flower.

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I'm hurrying.

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Well, dump it.

101
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Take it easy, Mo. Take it easy. I'll fix
you up in a second.

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Come over here. I'll fix me up. I'll fix
you up now.

103
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Don't worry about a thing.

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They are as good as new.

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Pal, I don't know what I'd have done
without you.

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But I do know what I'm going to do with
you.

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See that?

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Yeah, I'll murder you.

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I sure fooled him tonight.

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Oh, let's cut it out.

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Get the rest of those layers so I can
build the cape.

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That pothole was no good.

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Hurry up and get that frosting.

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We got another cape to build. And
besides, we got to get dressed for that

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act.

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Okay, okay.

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Janie Bell, Janie Bell, just plain

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Janie Bell.

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But we're all in love with Janie

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Bell.

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And here comes Miss Janie Bell now.

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Gentlemen.

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Miss Janie Bell, will you all laugh?

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Gentlemen, I can't marry all of you, but
I haven't. I just baked this lovely

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little old cake with my own little
hands. And the one who eats the most

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quickest, I'll marry.

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I got

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to win this contest.

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Oh, you're losing right now, man. I'm
going to eat that cake right up.

130
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Hey, there's something wrong with this
cake.

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Shut up. You want to crap the show?

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You've got to eat it. It's part of the
plot.

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Punch?

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Miss Janey Bell, what do you all call
this delicious cake?

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Oh, I call it Old Point Comfort.

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Excuse me, boys.

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Old Point Comfort tastes more like an
old comforter. I get the point.

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Thank you.

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Is it good?

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Delicious, you all.

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You know, this cake is as light as a
feather.

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They're molting.

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It's a sensation, BK.

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This is the greatest satire I've ever
seen. And these boys are hilarious.

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I was just telling them the same thing.

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Yes, sir, I'm starring my boys in the
next production.

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A break at last.

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Now I can act. To be or not to be.

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That is the question.

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Here's the answer.