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What a day. Moving that guy all the way
from the 13th floor.

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Boy, am I exhausted.

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Hope you didn't strain yourself carrying
that duster. No, I can take it. All

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right, get to work and put that lamp in
the corner.

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I think it ought to go against that
wall.

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The corner. The wall. The corner. The
wall.

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The corner. That's better.

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Get busy now and don't drop anything.

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A moustache. What an improvement.

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Oh, paint.

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What have you got in the hand?

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Nothing.

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Hatsuit!

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Sneeze.

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Five o 'clock.

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I'm up. I'm up.

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Gee, it must be great to be a private
eye.

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You're rough and you're tough. You've
got to be ready for anything.

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You always have a stubby little gun in
the top drawer, just in case of trouble.

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This guy's expecting a lot of trouble.

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But what a life.

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You could be relaxing just like this
when a beautiful dame rushes in,

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not knowing where to turn.

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I'm in dreadful trouble. I'm desperate.
I don't know where to turn.

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I'm sorry, lady, but I... No, no, I
won't take no for an answer. Strange men

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following me.

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They'd be strange if they didn't.

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Don't you understand?

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My life's in danger.

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I can't make a move without... What

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happened to him? Where'd he go?

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Spread out.

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Now she disappeared.

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When you make a right turn, put your arm
out.

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Hey, fellas.

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She left her bracelets.

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And the note.

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Please help me. Take my jewels. They're
all I have. Come to 275 Mortuary Road

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quickly or it will be too late.

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We've got to help her.

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Okay, but we'll give her back her
bracelets.

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This is my chance to be a private eye.

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That poor kid is in trouble.

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Well, Sherlock, how are you going to
handle the case?

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Easy, I'll use my wits. Now, she's
really in trouble.

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Oh, yeah? I ought to let you have it.

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Well?

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You can have it.

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Thanks. Oh!

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Look what you did. I'm not finished. Oh!

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Come on, get going.

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your young assistant professor.

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I'm afraid she's... Not now, Ralph. This
is more important.

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We're on the verge of almost critical
tests. If this succeeds, we'll make

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thousands of them. An army of mechanical
men.

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Oh,

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I've failed again.

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And that's the third head he's ruined.
Don't worry, sir. With a bit more

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research... No, Ralph. It's the same old
story. You simply can't see where he's

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going.

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What he needs is a human head.

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With a brain.

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I propose to get one.

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Come with me, Ralph. I want to show you
something.

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There.

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This will do the job neatly and cleanly.

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Look.

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See?

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That's all there is to it.

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Have I only had a human head?

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No, no.

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Ralph? No, no. No brain for science?

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But I haven't got any brains.

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You've told me so yourself, remember?

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Is it his?

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It's funny, no answer. Well, nobody's
home. Let's go.

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Wait a minute. You wanted to be a
private eye. Now you've got to go

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it. Ah, three of them.

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There's the answer to your problem.

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That's you right, Ralph. Show the mean.
Show the mean.

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Besides, that little girl's in trouble.
We've got to get to the bottom of it.

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Will you hit one?

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Wait a minute.

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Come in, gentlemen.

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Come in.

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Remake yourselves at home.

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Your hats?

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No, we'll hold on to them.

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Where's the young lady that lives in
this house? Young lady?

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About five feet two?

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With golden hair?

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Yes. Blue eyes?

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Yes, yes.

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Long curling lashes?

95
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Yes, yes, yes.

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Haven't seen her.

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Now, wait a minute. We know the girl's
here. Come clean, buddy, or we'll...

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Suppose you step in and see the master.

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Perhaps he can help you.

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Okay. Just a moment, gentlemen.

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One at a time.

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The professor doesn't like crowds.

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Nice high forehead.

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You. Just a minute.

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I'm the brains of this outfit.

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Brains.

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Come with me.

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Don't go away, gentlemen.

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We may need all of you.

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I don't like the looks of that guy.
Neither do I.

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You keep your eye on them. I'll go look
for the girl.

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This is the best of the lot, Professor.

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Which isn't saying very much.

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Thank you, thank you. I see.

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That will be all, Ralph.

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Yeah, that'll be all, Ralph.

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Queer sort of a duck. Yes.

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You're all right.

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Hey, what's this all about?

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There's a young lady here, and we want
to... In due time, my dear sir, in due

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time. First, I want you to look down
that hole, where you'll be surprised.

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What have I got to lose?

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Sort of a garbage disposal. I didn't see
anything.

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Well, take a good long look.

125
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You got a kid? You got a toothache? Help
me out of here.

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What'd you say?

127
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Will, I take this off.

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Oh, thank goodness you got here. You're
not a minute too soon.

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Will, untie me.

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Oh, okay.

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a guy can get his head cut off around
here.

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You'll find it in the bucket.

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Oh, thanks.

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Those men are fiends. Look.

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Two men escaped state hospital. All
points alarm goes out.

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Well, you can stop worrying, sister.

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Nothing is going to happen while I'm
around.

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I don't see nothing.

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Gone again.

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What makes her so restless?

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Got him.

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Moe, is your head okay?

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Yeah, yeah, pretty good. What'd you hit
me with? This.

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Oh, pewter.

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Yeah, it's antiquated.

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Oh, I found a girl, all right, but she
disappeared.

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That's it, disappear.

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That's what we gotta do. Come on.

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What is that?

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Give me a hand, will you?

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Give me a hand.

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Oh, I will suffocate you.

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Oh, goodness.

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Thanks, Larry. I nearly... Oh!

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Hospital, quick.

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Consult your directory, please.

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Listen, operator, I ain't got no
directory.

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Look behind you, please.

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Central section, northeastern section,
western section. If I don't hurry, we'll

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all be in section. Maybe it's in here.

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State Hospital. Here we are, Main 2468.

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Main 2468, Main 2468, Main 2468.

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Operator, I want Main... Main... How do
you like that?

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Our main 2468. Now we'll have action.

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I got it, operator. It's main 2468.

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Larry, is that you?

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They caught him and he's still talking.

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What's the matter with him? I'm still in
one piece.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Don't go away.

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Yeah.

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How do you like that?

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What's the matter with that egghead?

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Nervous, I guess.

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Yeah. I say, would you mind opening
this?

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Why, certainly.

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It's a high hat.

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Hey,

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that was Moe.

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He got away. I got the professor locked
in the closet, see?