1 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,600 That's Professor Sneed's new house. I watched from here when he moved in 2 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,960 yesterday. So, we have him cornered at last. 3 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:47,380 By now, his super rocket fuel should be perfected. Yes, Clark? 4 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:50,660 Yes, I think we can persuade him to give us the formula. 5 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,380 Ah, there he is now. 6 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,780 There's no mistaking that magnificent head of hair. 7 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,679 Hiya, Professor. 8 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:05,960 Got nothing to worry about. 9 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:08,510 My men will have this job done in a couple of hours. 10 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:09,770 Good. 11 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,250 Whose men? 12 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:12,869 Us men. 13 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:13,870 That's better. 14 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:15,910 Come on, start cutting. 15 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,110 You too, good -looking. 16 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:19,790 Yes, sir. 17 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:21,230 These are some of my best men. 18 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:38,810 I'll be doggone. 19 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:40,370 Oh, I'm sorry. 20 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,430 Father, step into the laboratory. I've discovered something interesting. 21 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:50,150 Just a moment, dear. I want you men to finish up as quickly as possible. 22 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:52,750 My work, shall we say, is highly secret. 23 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:55,430 Forget my name. Forget you ever came here. Is that clear? 24 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:57,570 You betcha. We won't breathe a word. Good. 25 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:58,930 Thank you, boys. 26 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:10,929 toes. They're gone. 27 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:11,930 Oh. 28 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:16,930 Oh, there they are. So they are. 29 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:18,690 Oh. 30 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,030 Oh. Oh. 31 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:29,810 Oh. 32 00:02:30,090 --> 00:02:31,270 Oh. Oh. 33 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:32,730 Oh. Oh. Oh. 34 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:34,210 Oh. 35 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:35,829 Oh. Oh. 36 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:36,149 Oh. Oh. 37 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,150 Oh. 38 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:38,310 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 39 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:38,510 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 40 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:38,809 Oh. Oh. 41 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:38,810 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 42 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:39,448 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 43 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,450 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 44 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,370 How many feet you got? 45 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:47,310 Two. 46 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:50,370 You skillet head. Give me that tape. 47 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:57,250 I'm sorry, Moe. You asked for it. You asked for it, too. 48 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,990 But we'll forget it. Get to nailing. 49 00:03:00,290 --> 00:03:01,290 Yes, sir. 50 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:02,850 Gladly. 51 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:09,010 How did I get in the cellar here? 52 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,020 When the professor comes out of the house, we'll capture him. You will take 53 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:19,819 to Anemia. 54 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,600 Leon and I will remain at the embassy. 55 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:22,820 Yes, Colonel. 56 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:28,800 Hey, what's that lump in here? 57 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:30,320 I didn't see the lump. 58 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,840 Oh, never mind. I'll get it myself. 59 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:53,210 That hunk is finished. Now to... Say, he wasn't kidding. That is a big lump. 60 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:56,710 Ah, that's just a wrinkle. Flatten it out. All right. 61 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:59,870 Ow! What's that? I thought I heard something. 62 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:02,890 Ow! Oh, oh, oh! 63 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,510 Oh, my... Hey, that's a noisy wrinkle. Get me that stretcher. 64 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:10,330 Here, give me that. 65 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:17,490 Stop pushing the rug, will you? 66 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,700 Hey, that wrinkle is alive. 67 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:27,820 Hey! 68 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,439 Get back! 69 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,440 What's the matter with you? 70 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,360 Moe, you was that lump. And you'll be the next one. Get me out of here. Come 71 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,319 help him. 72 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,300 All right, we'll have you out. Come on, take it easy. 73 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,860 There's nothing to it. Take it easy. 74 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,260 Oh, I was a little too quick for you, wasn't I? Yeah. 75 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,600 What have you got in your hand? 76 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,840 Fine. 77 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:54,749 Well, goodbye. 78 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:55,750 Bye. 79 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,770 Look, the professor has two assistants. 80 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:59,530 Good. We'll take them, too. 81 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:03,150 Not yet. Put away that gun. No harm must come to the professor. 82 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,570 Where'd those guys go? There was here a few... 83 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:25,140 My leg is breaking. 84 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,160 Larry! 85 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,080 Here 86 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:47,000 we 87 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 are, gentlemen. 88 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,480 What a joint. 89 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,220 Reminds me of the reform school. 90 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:54,650 Oh, did you stumble, Professor? 91 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:57,590 Anything wrong, Professor? No, I'm all right. 92 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,190 Guard. 93 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:02,150 Follow this soldier, gentlemen. He will lead you to the laboratory. 94 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,370 I'd just as soon take a look around town. 95 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:05,710 I'll be back. 96 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:08,730 I'm back. 97 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:11,250 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? What are you doing? 98 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:20,650 This ain't no reform school. It's a theater. 99 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:21,789 How do you know? 100 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:22,790 There goes the doorman. 101 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:25,470 Hey, stop shoving. I'm the professor. 102 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:26,689 Pardon me, professor. 103 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:31,730 That's better. Welcome home, Captain Rourke. Hope you had a pleasant trip. I 104 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,670 did, General. I had no trouble with the professor whatsoever. 105 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:38,930 Splendid. And now for bringing that genius to anemia, I give you the order 106 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:39,930 the yellow faucet. 107 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,850 Of course, the fuel is not quite ready yet, but the professor promises that it 108 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:46,190 will only be two or three days he is most eager to cooperate. 109 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:47,990 Did you say eager? 110 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:52,870 I did, General. Of course, it may be because I warned him of the 111 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:55,030 Consequences? That's good. 112 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:07,810 Say, I beg your pardon. Do you have any idea what we're doing? 113 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,410 Now that you mention it, no. 114 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:13,690 Why don't you tell the General he ain't Professor Sneed? He couldn't invent no 115 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:16,750 rocket fuel in a million years. I beg your pardon? Wait a minute, you 116 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:20,260 ignoramuses. If they find out we're only carpet layers, they'll go back and grab 117 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,620 the real professor. And not only that, they'll shoot us. 118 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,480 Now, we got to fool them, Savvy. 119 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:25,879 You're right. 120 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,380 It's our duty to posterior. 121 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:32,940 I wonder what this will do. 122 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,220 Pyrogallic acid. 123 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,300 Say, that acts mighty powerful. 124 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:49,190 Yeah. If they put that in an airplane, something's bound to happen. Get some 125 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:50,390 more stuff. Okay, okay. 126 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,730 How'd that build in here? 127 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:23,190 on my sleeve from a jug, you jughead. 128 00:08:32,549 --> 00:08:36,330 Hey, it's burning the wood. Put it out, somebody. Larry, Larry, put the fire 129 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:37,330 out. 130 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:40,390 Larry, come on. 131 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:47,910 Hey, it's strong enough. Let's cork it. Here's the cork. Okay, kid. 132 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:02,190 the morning to you, Captain. And the rest of the day for myself. 133 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:04,610 Ah, but there's good news today. 134 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:07,610 Yes? You have the super rocket fuel? 135 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:12,130 You said it. With that stuff, a plane can go 1 ,400 miles an hour. In low 136 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:16,310 Splendid, splendid. I congratulate you, Professor. 137 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:20,250 Oh, think nothing of it. Drop us a line and let us know how you come out. If you 138 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:23,730 come out. One moment, gentlemen. I think before you go, you should give me the 139 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,370 formula. Oh, yes, the formula. Why, sure, sure. 140 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:27,710 Tell him, Professor. 141 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,730 Oh, yeah, tell him. 142 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:35,040 Me? Well, uh, first you put in a half a pint of ecto -whoses. Ecto -whoses? No, 143 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,440 no. Ecto -whatses. Whatses. 144 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,660 Um, and four grams of alka -bob. Ah, so? 145 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:43,680 Then you pour in the shish -ka -bob. Shish -ka -bob. Then you fold in the 146 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,940 of, uh, sancho -fomia. Ah, general, 147 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,900 they are just giving me the formula. 148 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,740 Well, that's splendid. 149 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,400 Continue, gentlemen. 150 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:55,860 Don't let me interrupt. 151 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,300 Yeah. Say, did I give you carbolic acid? I'd love to. 152 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:00,950 Put down a square Taharitan. 153 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:04,150 Spelled sidewards, it's Taharitan. 154 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,890 How do you spell this? 155 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,590 That's right, put it down. 156 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,410 Higher. 157 00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:18,230 Colonel, 158 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:24,670 what does this mean? 159 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:27,670 It means you captured three impostors, you dunderhead. 160 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:29,290 This is Professor's need. 161 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:33,390 Yes, and unless you give us that formula at once, you, your daughter, and your 162 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:34,890 friends all will be shot. 163 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,470 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't help you. 164 00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:42,930 You see, General, my father has a very poor memory. 165 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:46,470 I've got a little booklet here on how to train your memory in five easy lessons. 166 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,730 Pardon me. 167 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,050 Quiet. Thank you. 168 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:51,670 Don't point. 169 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:56,130 Perhaps a night in the dungeon will refresh your memory. 170 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,330 Take them away. 171 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,620 One moment, Captain Rourke. 172 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,740 Stupid of me. 173 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,140 Private Rourke. 174 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,020 I was in error giving you this. 175 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:15,820 But not this. 176 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,680 Low man again. 177 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:33,900 Say, Moe, do you think the professor will give in? Not for us, he won't. 178 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,440 It's all over but the shoot. 179 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:40,000 Why don't you put out your hand when you go up a side street? 180 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,220 Oh, you mean like this? 181 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320 No, like this. 182 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,980 Go on. 183 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,480 I got my hand. 184 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:57,480 What is this here? 185 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,020 Tomatoes. Oh, go ahead. All right. Both hands around. 186 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,139 Beep, beep. 187 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,140 Beep. 188 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,380 Hastings is driving me mad. 189 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,260 I wish we could do something to help the poor fellows. 190 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:15,980 Thank you. 191 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,700 What's the matter? 192 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,620 Oh, I hate to say it, but if you don't tell the general what he wants to know, 193 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,880 this will be your last meal. 194 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,860 Oh, I don't think it's as bad as all that. 195 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,940 Maybe he's just bluffing. Oh, no, he's not bluffing. He's... 196 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:39,030 You're awfully sweet to be so concerned about us. But you mustn't worry. 197 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:42,570 Oh, you're so much handsomer when you smile. 198 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:48,050 Oh, shucks. I knew it. Dimples. 199 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,330 You know, you ought to be in pictures. 200 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:55,870 You'd make a wonderful leading man. 201 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:59,290 I'll bet your hair is curly. 202 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,190 Natural. No. 203 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,690 Yes. It's beautiful. 204 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:11,920 Oh, gosh, well, I gotta go now. Please change your mind. I like talking to you. 205 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,320 I didn't see you. 206 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,400 Didn't hurt me none. 207 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,400 Ruth, you can't go without them. 208 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,460 What's that? 209 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,750 Yes. And cold. Yes, yes. 210 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:37,350 I've got it. What's it say? 211 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,870 Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. 212 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,250 You left one out. 213 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:43,470 Oh, yeah? 214 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,770 Hello up there. 215 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,270 We have keys to unlock our cell. 216 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,610 The key's good. 217 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,730 We'll be right down. 218 00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:56,230 What's the matter? Wise guy, how are we going to get right down there? 219 00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:57,510 That rocket stuff. 220 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,410 If it'll burn a hole in the table, it'll burn a hole in the floor. 221 00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:03,860 You know, he's the most intelligent imbecile I ever saw. 222 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,340 Hey, how about me? 223 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,300 Oh, you're much smarter. You're just an imbecile. Here it is, fellas. 224 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,920 Get busy and make that hole. We'll watch the door. Come on. 225 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,110 You'll make up your mind.