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Come in.

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Baby! Cliff!

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Hello, darling.

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Gosh,

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baby, you look terrific.

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Say, how much longer are you going to
keep up this act with a wheelchair?

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When's the insurance company going to
pay off? Today, darling.

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The insurance adjuster's taking me to
his office in the insurance building.

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Then I collect $25 ,000.

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Oh, what a gal.

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Say, who did you get for witnesses this
time?

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Well, the three saps. living downstairs
who've been waiting on me hand and foot.

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They've sworn I'm a hopeless cripple.

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What's she saying?

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She says she wants breakfast.

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Tell her we'll bring it up as soon as we
shave and dress.

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That's a dot.

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Dot.

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Hey,

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cut it out, will you? Does my head look
like a steam pipe?

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No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears.

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Besides, what are you beefing about?

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All I did was hit you like this.

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It was harder than that. Well, at the
most, it was only like this.

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It was much harder than that.

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I'll show you.

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See?

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Take it easy, kid.

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All right, all right. Break it up. We
got work to do, see?

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Don't you use that tone of voice to me
or I'll... You'll what?

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See that?

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Get busy. Do your exercises.

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Help me up.

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Sure.

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to do my swimming.

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Hey, Barracuda!

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Oh!

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Get up here!

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Listen, Halibut, I'll fillet you. We
gotta get shaved. Mary's waiting. Come

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Your face is too sharp.

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talcum powder.

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Shlemiel number eight.

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Express!

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Hey, fellas, we better rush to

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breakfast. Mary will be starved. Yeah,
I'll light the stove and make the

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hotcakes. I'll cook the eggs. I'll get
the cereal. Good. What are we waiting

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for? Let's go.

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Wait a minute.

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What's the matter?

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Go on.

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Fix those eggs. Get out of here.

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Oh, nice fresh cattle food.

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Oh, I gotta have a mixing bowl.

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Oh, let's see.

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Ah, too small.

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This'll be... What stupid imbecilic fool
put that...

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I did.

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Oh, my dumb... You lame -brained fried
eggs

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marry like some scrambled.

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Hey, Mo, where'd you get the sunglasses?

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I bought them. Get out of here and get
busy.

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I'll take care of this.

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Let me see now.

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The coffee grinder.

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Yeah.

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Go on, Nick. Let's set that table up so
Mary can have a breakfast. Hurry up.

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What's the matter with you? This thing
is haunted. Every time I lift the legs,

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they jump back.

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You're an imbecile. There's nothing
wrong with it. I'll show you.

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One, two, three, four.

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Now get this table set. Come on. Cut it
out.

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Why don't you stay up for him?

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Ow!

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Ow! Oh! Oh! No, my finger! Where's my
finger?

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Where's my finger?

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Oh, there it is.

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Oh, why's that?

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Well, you see what we got for breakfast
this morning. Nice cold hot cake

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smothered in vinegar.

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Come in.

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How do you do?

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I'm the new adjuster from the Calamity
Insurance Company.

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How do you do? Oh, so you're the crook
that's been holding out on this kid.

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Everybody knows that you owe a door. Why
don't you pay her? She's a cripple.

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Come on now, start stumping. I'd like to
bop you right in the bean.

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Knock this off my shoulder. You looking
for trouble? Knock it off.

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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You think I'm afraid of you, eh? Just
because you're a big insurance man, eh?

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If you don't pay her the money that
she's got coming to her, I'll, boy, I'll

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give it to you, good boy.

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Shoot one that way, you know.

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Shoot one that way.

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Whoa, boy.

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What are you going to do?

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Where is he? Oh, you're getting smart,
eh? Oh, a little hot, eh?

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Oh, a wise guy. So you meant it, eh?

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Oh, oh, oh. Cut out this nonsense.

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Mary, we've got work to do. We'll see
you later.

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That's what we're going to try to do,
kid.

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That's the way to do it. Hey, Larry,
what's the matter with you? What's the

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matter with me?

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What's going on?

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Get busy or I'll pulverize you. Go on.

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I'm the only guy who does anything
around here.

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I'm sorry, kid. Why don't you look like
you're doing? I said I'm sorry, so shut

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up. Go on, get that thing up. I'll knock
your brains out.

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Hurry up.

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Okay, don't be... Line her up.

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Okay.

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Here this week, the great hypnotist Sven
Garlick.

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He'll steal your breath away.

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Fine, fine, but business has been
generally bad.

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You got a great act, Sven Garlick.

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But if you could pull some stunt that
would make the front pages of the

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newspapers, we'd do a land office
business.

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For instance, if you could hypnotize
somebody to walk on water, or make them

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a dance up there on the flagpole of that
insurance building, then you've got

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something. You've got a great idea, all
right, but I've got to find the right

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person to hypnotize.

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Let me think.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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I've got an idea.

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You? Yeah.

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Maybe we can get this Spangalic to
hypnotize Mary and make her walk. Ah.

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hypnotism stuff is a bunk.

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I'll bet I can hypnotize you and make
you do anything.

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For instance, look me in the eye.

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Opus, opus, opus, opus, alacadabra.

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You are now in Los Angeles.

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I am now in Los Angeles.

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You are now in New York.

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I am now in New York.

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You are now in Sing Sing.

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I am now in Sing Sing.

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You are now in Boston.

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I am now in Sing Sing.

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No, you're now in Boston.

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I am now in Sing Sing.

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You can't get this guy out of Sing Sing.

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Good, that's just where he belongs.

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That's where he belongs, eh?

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Say a limb from limb.

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Come on, stop this nonsense and let's
get away from here.

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I'm sick and tired of this nonsense, so
cut it out.

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I hope you numbskulls are convinced that
this hypnotism is a fake. You're wrong,

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my friend.

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Look me in the eye. Straighten the eye.
In the eye.

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In the eye.

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Thay, Dave.

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You are now a cat.

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Let me hear you.

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Start monkeying.

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Stay.

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You.

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Over. Great, great Svengolic, we made
your ascent. Sensation, man, a

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Ladies and gentlemen, the great Sven
Garlick will now demonstrate the most

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amazing manifestation of hypnotism ever
performed.

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Watch that flagpole on the insurance
building across the street.

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You are still...

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Alex says something. The boys are up on
the flagpole. The boys.

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Hey, what's that crowd doing down there?

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Let go of my legs.

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Let go of my legs. What do you think? I
got wings.

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If you don't let go, I'll hit you on top
of the head with this flagpole.

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I'm slipping.

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Champole still.

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I'll spit in my hands and get a new
hole.