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Come on, you guys, step on it. We gotta
get rid of this jalopy today.

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My goodness, how'd your face get

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so dirty?

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Like this.

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Now cut out the nonsense. Help me with
the wheel.

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Say, Mo.

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I think this tire needs a recap.

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So does your head.

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Hold the wheel steady.

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You missed me.

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Morning, sir. Something in a nice,
clean, used chariot? Well, I did...

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Step right this way.

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Something in a used chariot for this
gentleman. Yes, sir. How do you do, sir?

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I'm Honest Mole.

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That's Honest Champ. And that's...
That's Larry.

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Now, this buggy is in wonderful
condition.

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Yes, it's our radio special for today.

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Belonged to an old couple in Babylon.
All they did was drive it up to the

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of Isis once a week.

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That's the original paint job.

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Original paint.

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Uh, did you notice the black sidewall
tires?

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Me action, too. Never knew it had it.

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You can't buy a chariot for half the
money over in Madman Ramesses.

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Wonderful condition. The best buy on the
lot, only 400 shekels. What do you say?

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Well, it seems to me you're asking an
awful lot of money.

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Howdy. Howdy, boys. Howdy.

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Oh, nice -looking chariot, sonny. What
do you want for it?

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I'm afraid you're a little late.

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We promised to sell it to this sucker,
this gentleman here, for 400 shekels.

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Give you five, six, seven.

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You can have it. Wait a minute.

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Yes, I had one anyway.

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You saw it first. We'll stick to our
original bargain, 400 shekels.

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Well, thank you. Here's your receipt.

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There's your chariot. Come on, help him
out with it.

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Up she goes.

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There we go.

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There we go.

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being reclaimed for it, I wouldn't be a
bit surprised.

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Don't get tired of that quick enough.

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There we are.

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125 shekels apiece.

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Hey, that's 150 for you. You said it's
going to be an even split.

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Yeah.

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Right down the skull.

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He never knows when I'm kidding.

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So,

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you dare swindle the chief of the palace
guard?

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It's the cops.

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Wait a minute, I know.

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The king shall hear of this.

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I'm going to get myself a chief lawyer.
To the palace with him.

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How dare you bring me this miserable
report when I suffer like a dog with a

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toothache. But, Your Highness.

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Silence! Collection of taxes 40 % off.
How do you explain that?

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Well, Your Highness, there was a crop
failure, a flood on the Nile, and there

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were other... Enough!

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Floods or no floods, you're supposed to
collect my taxes.

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This is disgraceful.

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Away!

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To the mighty Rootin' Tootin'. Hail to
the ruler of the sun and the moon.

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Well,

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who are these sand fleas?

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Your Highness, they swindled me.

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I demand their lives.

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I paid them 400 shekels for a chariot
and it fell apart the moment I left

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establishment.

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You got me covered.

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I have no time for trifles. Throw them
to the crocodiles.

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Andratomys. Find somebody who'll cure
this cursed toothache.

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This is our chance.

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If we can pull his tooth, he may not
toss us to the crocodiles. Yeah, but how

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are we going to do it? You've got the
tools.

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Well, we've got to lose my head. Like he
was saying, what have we got to lose?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, oh.

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Your Highness, this lad will fix you up.
He's known as Painless Papyrus. See? He

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has his delicate instruments with him.

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Surely Your Highness will not permit
these charlatans... I'll try anything.

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my tooth is killing me.

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Come forward, knaves.

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But I warn you, if you fail, you'll die
10 ,000 deaths.

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He never fails.

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Ready, Doc?

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Right, all right.

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Where did everybody go?

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All right, folks, give me a little elbow
room.

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Take a powder, kid.

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What does it hurt, King?

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I think it's this one.

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Oh, a rear -by -customer door.

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We'll have it out in a minute. Do your
stuff, Doc.

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Take it easy.

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Look, a dog can't wait while you've got
your mouth closed. You've got to open it

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like this.

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Well,

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what do you know? A vacancy.

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I'm sorry.

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I'll put it back.

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Get away.

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Here.

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Come on.

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Now there. That didn't hurt, did it,
Your Majesty?

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Well, then open your mouth.

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Come on, fellas. Now's our chance.

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Hurry up.

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King size.

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The pain is gone.

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They've cured me.

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Unhand them. They're free.

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These men deserve a reward.

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Invest them as royal chamberlains. Do as
I say.

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Did he say royal chambermaids?

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No, chamberlains. He wants us to stick
around and look after things.

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Yeah, suppose he has a toothache again.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to

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it.

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Not bad.

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Not good.

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Did you see him hit a royal chambermaid?

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Some

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grape.

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Boy, this is sure better than the used
chariot racket.

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Yeah, if I could only get used to these
fine fetters.

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Oh, thank you.

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Boy, have this peeled and brought back
as soon as possible.

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Oops, be careful. That's me under that
nail.

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Say, it must be time for the king's
afternoon nip.

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Where's the wine cellar, honey?

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Third dungeon corridor, first door to
your right. Thanks.

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Some perfume, sister.

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What brand do you use? Spink. I know,
but what brand do you use?

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Come and mow.

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Come and...

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So you see, Radames, I did collect the
tax money.

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I simply forgot to turn this pot in.

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Very clever.

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And using the tomb of old King Put -In
-Take, it was sheer genius.

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It was rather neat, even if I say so
myself.

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And, uh, look.

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Hey, the dame said it's the first door
on the right. Right.

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I said the dame said it's the first door
on the right. Right!

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This guy don't know his right from his
left.

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When I say go, we all point to the
right. Go!

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Oh, ambidextrous, eh?

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Perhaps you should know, Tudamon. The
king suspects you of

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withholding taxes.

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In fact, he has ordered me to watch you.

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I know.

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That's why I'm giving you a share of the
loot.

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How do you keep it?

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Get

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those

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men dead or alive! It's every room in
the palace.

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Who?

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Hail, wise oracle. Which way did those
knaves go?

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They went that -a -way, and that ain't
no bull.

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Hmm.

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That's funny.

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Nothing in there.

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Good old Put -N -Take -It. He sure was
an ugly old cuss.

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I didn't know it was you.

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A natural enough mistake, my lad.

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You know it now.

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Oh, come on. Let's get out of here.

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We can't allow those rascals to get to
the king. They won't.

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Check the main corridor.

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I'll wait here.

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She'll pay for this.

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All right, King King, don't shoot. Don't
shoot. Come on, here we are. Here we

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are. To rescue.

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What is the meaning of this? Wait a
minute, King. We have a surprise for

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Here is your tax money.

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And they're the fellows that held it out
on you.

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Splendid, splendid.

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Again, I'm indebted to you. One of you
shall have my daughter's hand in

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marriage. Oh, I'm the one here, right?
Hey, wait a minute. Hold it. I'm the

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first chambermaid, ain't I? I'll settle
this. Pardon me.

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Just a minute.

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Call in the princess.

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Ain't this the princess?

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Oh, no. She's only a slave.

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If she's a slave... This

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is

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my daughter.

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Let the lucky man take one pace forward.

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Congratulations, my son.

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What's the matter with him?

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Moe!

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Larry! Do something!

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Do something!

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Do something!

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Moe! Moe!