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Tell me, how is he, Claude? I gave him
one of these sleeping pills about ten

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minutes ago. That's the best thing in
the world for him, rest and sleep. But

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don't you think we ought to call a
doctor?

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Why throw money away?

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I can take care of Shemp better than any
doctor. Sure we can. Just follow the

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directions till I get back. I'm going to
get my doctor book. We'll have Shemp as

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good as new.

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Sure.

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Take one pill, wait 15 minutes, then
take a second pill. Hey, it's time for

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second pill, 15 minutes. Right, let's
go.

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Now, don't worry about everything.

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Everything will be all right.

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Now, don't worry.

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Oh, he's sleeping like a baby. It's a
shame to disturb him. Yeah, but he's got

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to take his second pill so he can sleep.

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Maybe you've got something there.

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Okay, kid, we... Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on. Get up, you've

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got to take a pill.

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What, again?

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Yeah, again.

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Here.

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Come on.

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Down the hatch.

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Well, let me get back and... Oh, not so
fast. You've got to follow instructions.

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Now that you've taken the pill, you've
got to skip an hour.

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Get him the rope.

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Here, take that.

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Now skip.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Come on.

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Here, one in each hand.

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Start skipping.

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That's that.

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No, no. We'll let you know when the
hour's up. Continue.

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Well, that's that.

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Shit!

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Cut it out, fella. You're waking me up.

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Where are the boys?

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Why, they've been in with Shemp for over
an hour. They have?

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Hey!

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What's the big idea?

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He's following the instructions on the
bottle. Yeah, it says take two pills and

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skip an hour. You dopes. That means to
wait an hour before you give him his

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pill. Now he tells us. I've got my
doctor book right here. I'll have his

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diagnosed and nothing flat.

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You sit right down there.

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Uh -huh.

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What is it, Doc?

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Nothing.

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He's got a rash.

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It tells you right here.

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A rash may be caused by excessive use of
the gray matter of the brain.

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Oh, it must be something else. Sure, it
can't be that.

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It also says a rash may be caused by a
bad tooth.

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You got something there. Let's have a
look.

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Well,

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none of them came out yet.

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Here, open wide.

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Get me a piece of strong string.

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What are you going to do, Doc? I'm going
to pull that bad, too.

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Is it going to height? No, I don't think
so.

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Here's the string.

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Tie a nice sailor's knot.

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Cut it around?

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Yeah. Fine.

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Follow me.

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Sit down.

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All set?

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We'll have that thing out before you can
say Ticonderoga.

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If you can say Ticonderoga. All right,
back up just a little bit.

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Okay, sonny boy?

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All right.

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Ellie! Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh, what a tooth.

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No wonder it was killing me.

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You nitwit. That's the doorknob.

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Oh, yeah?

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Come on.

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Why,

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you imbecile.

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All we're trying to do is give you a
hand here so you can get out of here.

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He shot me. Get a doctor. Do something.

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Oh, quiet, Picklepuss. All he did was
pull your tooth. Is that all?

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Thanks. I feel like a million bucks.

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Easy. You'll soon be a well man,
especially if you go away for a couple

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weeks. Yeah.

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We can go... Wait a minute. We haven't
got a car.

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Oh, you lucky people.

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I've got a car. It isn't exactly brand
new, but it's in perfect condition.

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How much? I'll let you steal it from me
for 900 bucks.

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We'll take it. Fine.

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I'll have it here in the morning. And to
show you I'm the right guy, I'll let

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you have my camping outfit.

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I'll bring it over tonight.

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That's what you call a real pal.

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Yeah, we can camp near a lake and catch
all the fish we can eat. You know fish

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is great brain food.

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You know you should fish for a whale.

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Out of here.

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Hey, Larry, Shemp passed out. Get some
water. No champagne.

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Oh, my God.

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Look, must have left a root in there.

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Hey, Mo.

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What? Don't you think we ought to
practice putting this tent up before we

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I think you got something there,
Porcupine. Let's ask Claude how to do

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Nonsense. I know all about tents. Let's
go.

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Okay.

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Right out, flat boy. Okay.

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Go right side. That goes over. I used to
be a boy scout.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Now, now, now.

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Oh, wise guy.

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Remind me to murder you later.

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I'll make a note of it.

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Get it up, boy.

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All right. Get me out of pole, champ.
All right, get me out of pole, boy. Come

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here.

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Right under my arm here.

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Right under the arm. I'll get it. Right
up here.

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Watch your arm.

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How was that?

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Pretty good.

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All right.

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Narcissus!

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Stop!

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Hold this pole.

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All right, tie it off, dummy. All right,
I'll tie it off.

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Next

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time

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you come in, knock first, and then don't
come in.

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All right, you.

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And furthermore, I'll tell you... Honey,
what are you doing under there?

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Say, he's my brother.

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Yeah, well, he's my husband.

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Wait a minute. He's my husband.

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Girls, girls!

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What are you playing around about? Come
on, get this tent up. Come on. Hold her

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up. Come on, sisters.

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Boy, a super deluxe special.

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Yeah, and all trimmed with chromium.

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Well, boys, there she is.

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Yeah, but what is it? A Columbus.

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Never mind who you bought it from. What
make is that? I told you, a Columbus. I

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thought he came over in a boat.

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You couldn't find another car like that
if you searched for weeks.

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That I can believe.

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Okay, okay, wise guys.

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Wait till you step on the gas and feel
the smooth flow of power under that

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You better be right, chum. Don't you
worry about a thing. Well, I gotta get

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breakfast. See you before you take off.

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All right, fellas, let's get loaded.

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Wait a minute, you know I don't drink.

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Go on, Muscle Bones, go on.

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Hurry up, we gotta get started.

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Hey,

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fellas.

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Yeah? Come here.

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He must have found the road map.

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Yeah, what is it?

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What are you trying to do, ruin the
baggage?

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What are you hissing me for? I'm not
hissing you, but it's not a bad idea.

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Boy.

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How do you like that? A flat tire.

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Get the jack and take the wheel off.
I'll get the spare.

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Here.

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Stubborn, eh?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Hey,

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quit monkeying around, you guys.

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What do we do now?

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I wonder how they got the tire on.

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Easy.

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That's right.

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No. You think if I got the... Oh, come
on, come on.

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What seems to be the trouble? We can't
get the tire past the jacks.

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Why, you nitwits. Get out of there.

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You want to get hurt?

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Let a man do it that knows how.

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You've got to use your brains.

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All you do is give it one quick jerk.

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Oh, my foot. My foot, it's cut off.
Help.

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All right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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That's it. Help me.

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Get it out. Push him toward me. All
right.

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Is it out yet? Is it out yet? Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Here.

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Chop it out. Yeah.

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We'll get you out.

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Get me out of my foot. Hold steady, will
you? I'll get you.

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My toe. Look in the shoe for some toes.

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How was it? Pretty heavy?

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Why are you going with that tire?

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Why, it's ours.

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Not unless you got $15 .97.

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Now, you don't understand. We were
changing tires and it got away from us.

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it ain't going to get away from me. Let
go of it. Let go of that. Loosen that

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rubber or I'll take this hammer and wrap
you over the noggin.

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Oh, yeah?

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I'd like to see you try it.

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Oh! Hey, pal, don't text us. You can't
get away with that. Tell him, text.

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partner, I'm... Oh!

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I'd like to see you do that again.

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Oh! By golly, he did it.

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Now, look, pal.

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Can't we reason this thing out like
gentlemen?

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After all, we're sensible... Atta boy,
kid.

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I got it.

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Atta boy.

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All right, you girls park yourself right
here while we finish tying off the

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load. Larry, get on the other side.

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Hurry up.

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Champ, give me a hand. Which one?

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Come on, get over here.

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A little more.

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Give me a hand. A little more.

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Move!

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Shut up! I hope we find the worms. I'm
going fishing when we get there. Never

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mind the worms.

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Stubble! Shut up! Always fooling around.
You can't ride that way. You'll

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unbalance the load.

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Get me down!

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Let him down.

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Easy now, kid. Easy.

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I got him. Okay.

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Cool. Let him down. I'm letting him
down.

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What are you trying to do here? Come on,
get up on top of the log.

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Everybody all aboard.

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Come on. You start to climb, kid.

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Okay, come on before the sun goes down.

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Go ahead, kid.

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Oh, what fun, boys.

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I think we can do business.

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Oh, a junk man, eh? Oh, no, no, no. My
card.

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Talent Scout, Acme Pictures, Hollywood.

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Talent Scout?

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You want us for the movies?

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Come, girl, your answer. Either consent
to marry me or become my wife. Never.

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Then you shall die.

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No, no, not you.

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The car.

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We'd search the country for a car like
this.

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Would you consider, say, $2 ,000?

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Would we? Just a minute.

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I'll take it.

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I've decided not to sell to these
fellas.

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There's your money back. You can't do
that. Oh, shut up. I didn't sign

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Come on, Professor. You'll be late for
lunch.

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No. I want to buy this car.

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Right after lunch, Professor. You can
buy ten of them.

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Goody. I love cars. All kinds of cars.

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Oh, I love them. Love them.

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Love them. Love them.

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Love them. Love them.

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Well, you bought yourself a nice car,
partner.

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There's yours, and here's mine.

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Love it.

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Love it.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Where you going? I'm hungry, too.

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Come on, get out of here. Wait a minute.
What's wrong with me? What's the matter

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with you?

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He can eat.