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Don't interfere again.

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Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting
your two roommates with intent to commit

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mayhem. You mean Moita? Yeah, and he
tried to kill us, too.

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Quiet!

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This complaint states that you attacked
the plaintiffs with this.

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States Exhibit A.

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You admit this is your property, do you
not?

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Well, Your Honor, do you mind if I look
at it? You see, I had my name carved

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somewhere on the... A born killer, eh?

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Sit down.

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But, Your Honor, if you let me tell my
side of the story... You mean you have

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something to say in extenuation?

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Oh, not that. No, no, not that, Your
Honor.

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You see, I had a good reason.

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Were you ever indicted?

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Not since I was a baby, Your Honor.

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But I'm a sick man.

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A very sick man.

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And I've had two very serious
operations.

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And this one here for crushed grape
seeds.

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Right here.

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Oh, I have one exactly like that. You
have?

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Let me show it to you.

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See here?

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Oh, that's a bum job. That's like
hemstitching with a pico edge.

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Sit down. We'll continue with the
testimony.

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As I said before, Your Honor, I'm a very
sick man.

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And my doctor prescribed peace and
quiet.

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He impressed me that it must be quiet.

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Quiet. Quiet. Quit stomping around.

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Scat. Oh, my nerves.

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Oh.

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I must have 106 and 7 eighths.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Did you see that slide?

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Must have gone in there.

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Hey, did you see a trombone slide
anyplace?

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Why, yes.

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Is this it? Yeah, give me it.

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You got it.

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Now play it, you rat.

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Just when we were going to take you on a
trip, too.

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What kind of a trip? A hunting trip,
where you can commute with nature, live

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the outdoors, breathe fresh air.

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It'll make a new man out of you.

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Picture yourself in the great outdoors,
under the beautiful blue sky.

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Wonderful. An open campfire blazing
away.

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And off in the distance, we hear the
call of the wolf.

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Quiet, Wolf.

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Don't excite me.

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Don't excite me. You want to go? My
pills. My medicine. Where's the blue

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No, me. Me.

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The red one. The red one.

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That's enough.

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The red one.

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The red one.

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Swallow.

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Come on, get a move on. Grub will be
ready in a minute.

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Okay, I'm sure glad we found this old
cabin.

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Get busy, then.

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How do you know? I just saw a sign, fine
for hunting.

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I think you got something there. Yes, I
have.

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Scrambled eggs.

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And don't touch them until I come back
with the potatoes.

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Haven't seen it in years.

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Hey, there's something missing on this.

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It's sugar. I know. I'll go get some.

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You weren't.

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Where's your manners?

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Why didn't you leave me some of them
eggs?

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I didn't touch them.

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Oh, shut up and don't make things worse.

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The next time a thing like that happens,
I'll gouge your eyes out. But you

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can't. I'll tear your tonsils out. You
ain't supposed to eat until we're all

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seated. And everybody has an equal
chance. Oh, shut up.

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What'd you say?

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behave yourself.

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You can take my word, Mo. Your word's no
good. At least I'll get my rightful

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share of those potatoes.

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Oh, another chiseler, eh?

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What's the matter with you? Wait a
minute. I didn't do nothing. You didn't

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nothing, eh?

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You ate everything but the platter.

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All right, now you're full. You guys
cook my breakfast. Boil me some noodles

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fry me some eggs. Oh, my nerves.

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My nerves.

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Get the spaghetti.

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Okay.

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How do you like the eggs?

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Sunny side down.

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And don't turn them over.

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Where is that fresh honey?

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

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If there's anything I like better than
honey and ketchup, it's bologna and

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whipped cream, and we haven't got any.

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Nice spaghetti.

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Hey.

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You imbecile.

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You're a nitwit. That's what you are.

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What's the matter with you?

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Hey, Moe.

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There's a bear in the window. You're
wacky. What do you mean, bear in the

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window? There's no bear around here.

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Oh, oh, oh. You're right. There is a
bear around here.

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Here. You take this bear trap.

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You take this gun.

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Now go on out there and get him. I'd go
with you, but my knife is a shot.

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I ain't got the knife either. Go on,
scat now.

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Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you.
Thanks.

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Look at me shaking. I've got the chills
again.

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Hey,

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we'll set a trap for him here. When he
comes back for lunch, we'll get him.

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Great.

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I'd like to see the expression I bear
when he gets in that trap.

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Yeah.

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He's got him. He's got him.

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You want the bear to eat him alive?

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Go out there and help him.

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That bear don't need no help.

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What are you, a coward?

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Yes.

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Go on out and save him.

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I'll go, but my heart ain't in it. Go
on.

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If I wasn't afraid, I mean, if I wasn't
sick, I'd help you too.

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How do you like that?

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Afraid of a little teddy bear.

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There was only the trap.

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What's the idea of scaring us half to
death?

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The bear was here in person, I tell you.
I saw him with my eyes. I heard him

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with my ears. And his trap got me by the
tail.

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Where did he go?

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That way.

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Come on.

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Give me that gun.

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I didn't do nothing. Shut up.

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Boy, a duck.

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That's what I call hunting.

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What are you doing?

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Waiting for the dressing and the
cranberry sauce.

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Isn't this a pretty spot?

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What a place.

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You sure you feel good enough to go
hunting, Moe? I feel wonderful.

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Go on, you boys shoot your bear. I'll
wait here.

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Oh, still afraid, huh?

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Afraid? Me afraid?

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Now I'm mad.

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It's either the bear or me.

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Go ahead. I'll bring up the rear in case
she attacks from behind.

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Hey, fellas, be careful. Get down.

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Hey, fellas, I got that...

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Well, go on after him. What's stopping
you?

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The bear.

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Why, you... Come on. Hey, wait a minute.
Look at these rocks.

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Let's barricade the cave and smother
them to death.

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I think I got a little piece of brain
now.

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Okay, let's go.

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Here. Here's one. Catch it.

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too much for them. Let's get them back
to the car. Come on.

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Come on.

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Take it easy.

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Okay.

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One, two, three.

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Now rest easy.

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Let's get the cave locked up before the
bear gets out. Okay.

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Oh, you want to play, eh?

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Hey,

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you, this is no time to play games.

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Hey,

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Larry, we got him. We got him.

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Look. Are you sure he's dead?

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Certainly. If you don't believe me, put
your head to his chest and listen to his

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heart.

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I'll take your word for it.

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Say, he'll make a beautiful rug.

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Do you know a taxidermist?

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Certainly. My cousin Willie from
Pittsburgh. He drives a taxi.

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Taxidermist, taxidermist.

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Taxidermist to you, too. Come on, help
me put him in the car.

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Oh, boy, we got a bear, a great big
bear, without firing a single shot.

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That's what I call hunting.

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I didn't hit you. Oh, yes, you did. You
hit me, but I didn't hit you.

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Oh, skip it.

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Oh!

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Say, you did it again.

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Hey, how could you hit me over here if
your hand's in your lap?

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Yeah.

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What a dope I am. I'll say.

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It was more all...

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What will Moe say when he sees us?
You'll forget.

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Moe is no longer with us. The bear ate
him up.

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Poor Moe.

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Oh, woe is Moe. Oh, woe is you.

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Oh, Moe.

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Oh, look.

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And now my doctor says I'll have to go
back to bed for six months.

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I find the defendant not guilty.

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Case dismissed.

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Thank you, Your Honor. You're entirely
welcome.

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Do you mind if I have Exhibit A back
again, Your Honor?

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Oh, certainly not. Help yourself.

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Thank you, Your Honor.

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Unfair. Why, it's a good thing we're
helping you. Oh,

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boys. Yes?

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I have something for you. Give it to us.
Come on. You got it.