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Come on, young Iceman, get here.

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Yesterday they put the ice in the radio.

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Watch

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out,

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Rolo. and you sleep for. Where's that
other chucklehead?

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Hey, fellas!

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Hey, fellas!

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I'm stuck!

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Defrost me!

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Oh, a frozen dainty. Come out of there!

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Hey, fellas, get me out!

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What are you using ice for a pillar
again? Get the tools!

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Fool. Hold that chisel.

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to the bone. Well, get up here.

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I'll warm you up. Let me tell you. Oh,
look. You bent the chisel. I'll

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straighten that.

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What are you up to now?

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I got a perfect score.

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No, you haven't. You need another
strike.

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There you are.

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It's a beautiful cake.

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Thanks. It took me two days to make it,
so be careful with it. Sure.

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I told you to be careful.

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break your head.

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Why are you standing around? Forget that
ice cutter.

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I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't know you were
standing there. Oh, it's all right, kid.

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Accidents can happen in the Fester
family.

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Put that piece in your pocket.

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Hey, Mo!

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Look!

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How do you like that? We forgot to allow
for shrinkage.

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Free sample.

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We'll have to double up on the size.
Come on.

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You know, I... I know. We're going to
send up two hunks to wind up with one.

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Here.

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Yeah, that gives me an idea. We'll relay
it.

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Hey, you, wait on that fifth flight.

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You take the third flight and don't do
anything until you see the whites of my

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eyes. What a brain.

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Lady,

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why don't you get an electric icebox?
Does away with all your work, worry,

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and bothering. Gives you plenty of fresh
food. Say that again.

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Why do...

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I want your advice. I'll ask for it.

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Get the icebox.

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Go on.

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Why didn't you think of this before?

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I did. What a brain.

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Come on. Get moving out of here.

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Let's go.

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Thanks. I got home all right with this
cake.

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Okay, rest.

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Man, oh man.

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This is the last roaster.

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And now, before I go...

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Hey,

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Moe. Moe, what does blood smell like?

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Not bad.

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Tastes like ketchup.

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It is ketchup, you numbskull.

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Not enough.

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I'm going to keep...

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What's going on here?

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Dinner's supposed to be ready and you're
out here playing a game. Games? Madame,

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I quit.

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Quit? You can't quit. What about my
dinner?

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Dinner? You cook it yourself.

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I quit, and she quit, too.

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Oh, what will I do? My husband's
birthday, and no one to cook the dinner.

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Wheat no more, my lady. We'll cook it
for you. Certainly, we'll cook your

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dinner. It'll be the talk of the town.
Also the county.

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You will?

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Will we?

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There's my husband.

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Do we know how to cook?

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Do we? Do we?

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Hello, dear. Happy birthday.

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What's happy about it?

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Where's the cake?

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there's no cake?

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No cake.

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Hey, muscle bounce.

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Oh,

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female.

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Hey, Curly, shave some eyes.

88
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What? I said shave some eyes.

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Don't go away.

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Half a cup of butter. Half a cup of
butter.

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That's about a half a cup.

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Dash of baking powder. Dash of baking
powder. Come on up. Dash of baking

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There.

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You're new in the neighborhood, aren't
you?

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Once over Lively, yes, sir.

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Tell me, is it as warm in the summer as
it is in the country, or vice versa?

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Or who cares?

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You look very familiar.

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Enough, yes, sir?

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Are you married or happy?

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You have a very tough ear, like nails.

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I'm saving this for the children.

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Yes.

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Make mud pies. Hey, mister, make like
this.

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Thank you.

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Pardon me.

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Say, did you have a pink tie on?

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No? Well, here's your lip.

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Sit right down. You're next.

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What are you up to, grapehead?

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I was shaving the ice.

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Well, get back there and stuff that
turkey.

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Get busy.

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Great, two eggs.

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Two potatoes, diced.

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Right.

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A pinch of salt.

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Half a dozen oysters.

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Oh, they forgot to clean this one.

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One loaf of bread, well soaked.

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I never heard of prizes in turkey
dressing before.

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Thank you, darling.

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Another prize.

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A wristwatch.

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It was really too wonderful, darling.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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What are you doing? Nothing.

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Why are you awake, Aramis?

129
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Father died dancing on the end of a
rope. Used to do toe work, but I broke

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ankles, and they wanted to take me out
to shoot me, but I... Pardon me.

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Certainly.

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Oh, take your time.

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That ought to be enough.

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38 pounds, okay.

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Maybe somebody will want a second
helping.

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Pump in four more slices.

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Gas on.

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Gas on.

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Gas off. Gas off. Wait a minute, plug
her up.

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There we are. Put the icing on. We'll
bounce it in.

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Mommy.

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I wonder where those servants are with
the cake.

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I'm still wondering where I saw them
before.

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We baked you a birthday cake if you get
a tummy ache and

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you moan and groan and woe. Don't forget
we told you so.

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Happy birthday!

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Make a wish, dear, and blow out the
candles.

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Here they go.