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Hey, Joe.

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Oh, hello, Mike.

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Is the ammunition all right? Yeah, it's
safely stored in the hills.

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Are you ready to lead us against
President Roby?

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Sure. I can close up the hotel any time
now.

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The only guests left are three American
salesmen.

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I'm going to ask them to pay up and get
out.

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Hey, here's a couple of live wire
prospects.

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This one won't be interested. I think
he's dead.

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Get these things unpacked.

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Now, if you guys unpack them, I'll put
the high pressure on them.

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Pardon me, stranger, but we represent
the King Winter Outfitting Company of

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Ticonderoga, New York.

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Manufacturers of imported wearing
apparel.

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And just to prove our clothes are fresh,
you can still smell the ocean.

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Believe it or not.

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What do you mean, believe it or not? I
got an idea.

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Well, it better be a good one.

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Now, pal, we got a lot of stuff here
that nobody's seen yet.

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Now, here's something very chic in a
kimono.

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Now, here's a little article you can't
do without in this part of the country.

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What is that?

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Watch.

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So what? My latest invention.

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The shock absorber for earthquakes.

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And the trade -in value on this is twice
as much as... Listen, that guy ain't

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gonna buy anything. What are we gonna
do?

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If the boss don't send us some dough,
we'll be stranded.

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What's that?

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I, uh, I was just telling my pal here
this is lovely country and I'm glad we

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landed. How are you, Mr. Singapore?

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Look, the cold weather's setting in and
I've decided to close the hotel for the

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winter. Your bill.

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glass beer.

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Not me. I had that one with all the
foam.

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Well, I had this one. I had that one.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, will
you please pay that bill and get out?

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Well, I'll tell you.

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You see, we were expecting a cablegram
from the front office.

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Oh, I forgot.

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Your message came this morning. Oh,
thanks.

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I'm waiting for it.

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Well, they sent you the money, eh?

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Well, not exactly. You see, this wire's
a little, uh... Hey, what was that?

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What's that?

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They're executing some guy that didn't
pay his debts. It's the law in this

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country. Well, he deserves it.

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Now, that last round reminded me I've
got some money in the top drawer of my

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dresser. What do you say we go get it?

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All of us. Okay.

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The door's in the top drawer of the
dresser in the jewel box under the

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handkerchief. You wait here. I'll get
it. I'll help him. I'll help him.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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You wait here.

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I'll go in and get it. What kind of a
fool do you take me for? What, is there

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more than one kind?

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license? Peddler's license? Certainly
not. We're salesmen, super salesmen. Oh,

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salesmen, eh?

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How do I know you're not spies?

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Spies?

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Excuse me, General.

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Hey, wait a minute. Don't you harm a
feather in his bed. I mean head.

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We're not spies. Don't be silly. We're
selling earthquake shock absorbers and

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doing rather well, too.

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Look.

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You'll have to come along with me for
questioning the general casino.

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But we don't play casino. How about
Little Rummy?

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Spies, huh?

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Oh, no.

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But,

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General, the fat one does not look like
a spy.

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He looks very innocent.

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Oh, I don't know. I've been around.

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Do you really think they're innocent?

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Oh, I am sure, my General.

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Well, you may go free, gentlemen.

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Oh, thank you, General. Hey, I told you
it'd bring us luck.

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Why the... Don't you search, you
general!

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Wait!

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That's a good idea. Search him!

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Don't forget, anything you find is 50
-50.

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There's a message, General.

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No passage money until you get rid of
present wardrobe.

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Ruby, eh?

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So then you are spies.

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Throw them in the dungeon and shoot them
a sunrise.

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Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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Wait a

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minute.

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We're going to be shot at sunrise, and I
want to make sure we don't oversleep.

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It's working now, all right.

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Hey, it's Rita.

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Oh, boy, Rita.

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I have brought you something good to
eat.

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Oh, food.

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What is it, Rita? Pie. Oh, pie.

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My favorite.

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Bread. Bread.

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Chicken. Oh, stuffed chicken.

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And soup.

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Oh, sweetheart, you're wonderful.

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Oh, boy, soup.

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Soup, we ain't got time for that. We
want to get to the solid food.

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Let's give it to the guy. He's a nice
guy.

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That's a good idea.

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You've almost got a brain.

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Oh, thank you.

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Hey, you like soup?

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No, no, I don't like soap.

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I didn't say soap, you lug. Soup, soup.

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Soup. Oh, sure.

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Well, take it.

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Thank you. Take it, Ramos.

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Let me have that food.

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help you to escape. Meet me behind the
jail. I have work for you to do.

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Rita, come on, bring the saws. Come on.

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Quiet. You want the guard to hear you?

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Listen.

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That gives me an idea.

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Give me a blade.

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Ready?

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Some shake. The biggest one yet.

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Hey, do you fellas feel a draft?

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Why, certainly. It's from that hole in
the wall over there.

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Oh. Come on. Get busy.

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Boys.

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Come on.

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Be right with you, toots. We'll be
finished in a minute. Don't go away.

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Come on, you dummy.

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in the desk.

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What's your idea?

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I just can't stand to have anybody look
over my shoulder.

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Oh. Look.

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Is this it?

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Ah, yes.

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This is the map of President Robby's
palace.

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You must take this to our leader and he
will see that you are rewarded.

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Good, now we can get the money and go
home.

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I ain't so sure I want to go home now.

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Quiet,

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you dumbbell.

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Where does your leader live?

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His camp is in the hills.

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What are we waiting for? Come on.

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Hurry, boys.

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Hurry now.

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Hurry.

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He's a car. Get in.

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With any luck, we ought to be there in
an hour.

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The sun will be up in a few minutes and
we can get our bearing.

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Gee, the sun rises quick in this part of
the country.

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Say, seems like we passed this spot some
time ago.

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Yeah, I can tell by the windows in the
building.

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Of course, we can use him. Come on. I
knew this car ran kind of smooth.

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Chief, quick. We've got a message from
Senorita Rita.

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And that ain't double talk either.

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Right. Right.

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I can't understand the delay.

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We can't attack without that map.

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Message is from Rita. Well, bring him
in. All right. Come on.

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Now, my friend, we'll have some action.

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You!

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Take him out and have him shot.

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Oh, wait a minute, Joe.

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We got a message here from Rita.

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Ah, the map. Well, that's different.

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Come, my friends, eat, drink, and be
merry.

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Where's Mary?

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Sit down.

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At last, success is ours.

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Have him shot.

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Oh, no, please. Wait.

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The boys made a mistake. I have the real
map.

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Rita, that's fine.

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It's a good thing I found the right map.

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Won't you sit down and pick a bone with
us?

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Say,

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what's the idea? I bet he wouldn't do
that. Would you? Sure. Oh, he did.

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But you guys die at sunrise.

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Oh, but you cannot shoot my friends.

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They did their best. You should reward
them.

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All right. I'll give them commissions in
the army.

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Commissions? Not me.

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Straight salary or nothing.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know
I'm temperamental.

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Yeah, 95 % temper, 5 % mental. And how?

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Huh?

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Here you are, gentlemen. Take these
warts to General LaGrande. He'll take

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of you in a large manner.

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Oh, thank you. Show them the way.

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Gonna make you a general.

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I always wanted to be in the army at
such steady rate.

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Relax. Hold him, Larry, hold him.

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Get the car on.

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General, our commission.

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Yeah, we signed contract with six months
options.

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Very well, gentlemen, we will take care
of this at once.

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Follow me.

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Hello.

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Hello. Hello.

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I hope they give me a double -breasted
suit. I'd look much thinner.

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Come on.

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Now, gentlemen, stand against the wall,
if you please.

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I want to watch the big idea.

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Maybe they're gonna pin a medal on us. I
know. Maybe they're gonna take our

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picture for identification.

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I'm gonna send one home to Elaine.

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Attention!

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Some class, they're going to fire a
salute in our honor. That's well.

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Say, we want 21 guns.

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Three will be sufficient, gentlemen.

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What does he mean?

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My friends, have you said your prayers?

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Yeah, last night I... Good.

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Ready.