1 00:00:06,390 --> 00:00:07,830 You laugh. 2 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:09,950 No, no. Look, I laugh. 3 00:00:11,270 --> 00:00:14,290 I get a sudden tear. 4 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:21,370 Like mother, like daughter. 5 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:24,790 Well, open your mouth wide. 6 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,460 We'll be right 7 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:51,780 back. 8 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,200 Almost nine months ago, Senator Liplock was appointed head of the Special 9 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,520 Congressional Committee to investigate pornography. 10 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,080 Well, the committee is scheduled to report its findings next week. 11 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,100 But News at Noon has uncovered a startling fact. 12 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,960 The senator's wife, Laura Liplock, who is also on the committee, has a personal 13 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,000 connection to the most famous X -rated movie of all time. 14 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:24,590 Informed sources reveal today that Mrs. Liplock is in fact the daughter of the 15 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:28,450 late Lillian LaRue, the real -life woman whose extraordinary experience was the 16 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:30,810 basis for the landmark cornerstone of Deep Throat. 17 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:35,870 Although Mrs. Liplock was unavailable for comment, news at noon caught up with 18 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:38,770 Senator Liplock just outside the committee hearing room this morning. 19 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:42,330 Senator, will your wife be attending tomorrow's screening of Deep Throat? I'm 20 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,330 sorry, I'm very late. 21 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:47,030 Senator, have I passed the letter for being objective in any way? 22 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,319 What do you mean, a pest? 23 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,200 Mrs. Liplock is a member of the committee. Nothing will impede her 24 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,540 function on it. Thank you. But, Senator, a reaction from other members of the 25 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:58,140 committee, including our own producer, Rich Tolliver. There you are, Chief. 26 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:02,280 a guy. You know, I am a handsome devil. I've got to admit that. 27 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,160 So, you're going to see a lot of dirty movies in that committee, huh? 28 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,620 Hey, knock it off, huh? Okay. 29 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,500 Stand by, too. Cue Melanie. 30 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,700 Other members of the committee include Circuit Court Judge Henrietta Boonshaft 31 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,240 and County Prosecutor George Bernard Hicks. 32 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:22,360 both known for their vigorous prosecution of obscenity cases, as well 33 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:26,180 TV evangelist Reverend Billy Bob Black, who had this comment this morning on 34 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,260 Billy Bob's sing -along. 35 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:33,720 This is Laura Liplock, is that fine young woman who had little knowledge of 36 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:39,160 late mother's activities and even less of that wicked motion picture that 37 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:45,740 dramatized them, plunging this great country of ours into a bottomless... 38 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,360 tip of pornography. 39 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,560 You tell it, Billy Bob. 40 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,880 I mean, 41 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:55,600 no, he's really a nice guy. I mean, look, someone's got to take a stand. Got 42 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,100 do something about all this filth and perversity in the world. 43 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:03,100 More on Deep Throat and the pornography hearings. Including exclusive film clips 44 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,100 when we return. 45 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,360 Also, a housewife prostitution ring in Georgetown. 46 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,340 And a sneak preview of the Miss Washington wet t -shirt contest. 47 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,220 All this and more as news at noon continues. 48 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,540 Know this. 49 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,390 You sure you want to go to the session today, honey? 50 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:19,970 Nobody would blame you if you missed it. 51 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:23,170 Thank you, Lawrence, but no. 52 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:27,130 I've got to be there myself. 53 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:33,290 I just keep telling myself it's not my mother, it's just an actress playing my 54 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:35,490 mother. Just another porno film. 55 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:38,190 Will that help? 56 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:41,450 No. 57 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:43,090 It'll keep me from barfing. 58 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:53,490 I'll probably just be struggling to stay awake. 59 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:20,890 Nice composition there, huh? 60 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:23,470 Nice news at noon today. 61 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,870 Sorry about that, Senator, but I couldn't help myself. 62 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,250 News is news. 63 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:30,730 You ought to put a leash on that Melanie Kramer. 64 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,590 That's not all I'd like to do. 65 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:37,750 I'm a happily married guy. 66 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,530 Shut up and watch the movie. 67 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 God, that's disgusting. 68 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:02,120 Judge Boneshaft, I want to assure you that God had nothing to do with this. 69 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,560 How does she do that? 70 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,560 Dr. Powers, what are you doing? 71 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,660 fascinating from a psychological point of view. 72 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:32,480 The wishful male fantasy of transferring a woman's pleasure center from her 73 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,780 clitoris to her throat. 74 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:38,880 Although many of my female patients claim to experience an intense tactile 75 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,060 pleasure while Dr. 76 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:45,540 Powers, we don't need a blow -by -blow description of what's going on here. 77 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,020 It's the work of the devil. 78 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,229 Not my mother. 79 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:03,230 Just connect. 80 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:09,770 Are you okay? 81 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,650 It's only an actress. 82 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:13,290 Not my mother. 83 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:14,950 It's only an actress. 84 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:16,550 Not my mother. 85 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,250 It's only an actress. 86 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:19,810 It's not my mother. 87 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:24,930 Not surprising. 88 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:27,290 She doesn't look well. 89 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,120 Three kids? 90 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,600 Not a damn thing. 91 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,640 Boy, you sure are cute. 92 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,100 Honey. 93 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:03,760 Watch the flick. 94 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,240 It's like old times, huh, Larry? 95 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,100 Larry? You don't call me. 96 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:17,240 Excuse me, Senator? 97 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:22,620 It's, uh, it's nothing river and black. I just feel a slight stiffness coming 98 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:23,620 off. Yeah. 99 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:26,030 It's your air conditioning. It's a bitch, isn't it? 100 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,310 Are you feeling okay? 101 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:33,830 I'm feeling you. It's all right. 102 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:35,929 For God's sake. No. 103 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,700 Excuse us, everyone. I'm sorry, but Laura isn't feeling quite herself. We're 104 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,700 going to have to leave. 105 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:15,180 Bless you, my child. 106 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,360 Call me later if you'd like. 107 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,060 Thank you. 108 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,160 I can't remember a thing. 109 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:45,180 I was watching that movie and I was wondering if my mother would really like 110 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,180 Linda Lovelace. 111 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,880 Then I just blacked out. 112 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:49,180 It's my fault. 113 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,400 Never should have let you watch that thing. 114 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,840 Don't treat me like a child. I don't need to be protected. 115 00:09:55,640 --> 00:10:00,420 Now look, I should have known that while something like that wouldn't affect me, 116 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,380 that it could have a very adverse effect on you. 117 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,880 Now take one of these. 118 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,340 I was scared. 119 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Don't I know it. 120 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:10,380 It's not funny. 121 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,620 Just kidding. You know I have a small throat. 122 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,480 And well, I just, I don't like it. 123 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:56,850 Where are you going, hot lip? 124 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,890 I thought you were going to sleep. 125 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:02,510 Not with a hunk like you around. 126 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,230 I'm just getting warmed up. 127 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:08,190 How about a little midnight snack? 128 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,110 Come on, take your pants off. 129 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,570 I want to see that big cock. 130 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:24,190 Come sit down right here. 131 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:40,880 Honey, you don't have to do that. I know you don't like it. 132 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,250 Ugh. 133 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,670 Hey baby, want some company? 134 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,610 Oh, 135 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,410 God. 136 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,680 Oh. 137 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Oh. 138 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:26,660 Oh. 139 00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:10,050 Oh. Oh. 140 00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:12,730 Oh. 141 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,020 right now, but leave your name, number, and the time you called, and I'll get 142 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,640 back to you. Wait for the beep. 143 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:22,580 Beep. 144 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800 Ellen, it's Laura. 145 00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:31,540 I'm really sorry to bother you at the office, but there's something... I 146 00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:34,260 think I should come over and talk to you. 147 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:35,740 Oh, shit. 148 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,540 Laura, don't hang up. It's me. 149 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,620 Oh, thank God she's there. 150 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:41,660 Look, I don't know what to do. 151 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,920 Do you want to come by? 152 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,360 Thanks, Ellen. 153 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,010 Well, where do I begin? 154 00:27:58,390 --> 00:27:59,950 Why don't you start from the beginning? 155 00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,670 I haven't been here before. 156 00:28:05,110 --> 00:28:06,110 Very nice. 157 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:12,970 So, this is the famous couch. 158 00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:15,270 That's right. 159 00:28:16,410 --> 00:28:17,550 Should I lay down? 160 00:28:17,890 --> 00:28:18,890 If you want. 161 00:28:26,929 --> 00:28:30,710 Listen, I'm just here as a friend, not as a patient. 162 00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:33,390 Yes, I understand that. 163 00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:39,970 You know, Ellen, it's really good to have you on the committee. 164 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:44,090 Makes it a lot easier when you're there. 165 00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:46,790 How long have we known each other? 166 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:50,710 You didn't come here to talk about our friendship, did you? 167 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,940 No. It's about the screening. That movie. 168 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,960 Something happened and I just don't know where to start. 169 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:08,280 Why don't you talk about whatever comes to your mind? 170 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,440 It's easy for you to say. 171 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,840 You don't know what's been coming into my mind. 172 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,240 How did you feel watching it? 173 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:32,970 Well, I was thinking how that girl looked like my mother. 174 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,270 I didn't know her very well. 175 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:40,850 She was killed in a car wreck when I was about five. 176 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:44,950 All of a sudden, I felt like she was with me. 177 00:29:47,170 --> 00:29:50,870 And she was whispering in my ear, Laura. 178 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:15,820 You know, she's a great taunter. And I love her. But boy, can she babble. 179 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,380 How you doing, Doc? 180 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,620 Uh, who am I speaking to, please? 181 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,700 Take a guess, honey. 182 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:32,940 Oh, I bet you're Freudian. 183 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,840 Well, the name's LaRue. 184 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,380 Lily LaRue in push. 185 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,440 Of course, it's not my flesh. 186 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,740 But possession is nine -tenths the law, right? 187 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,640 You're Lou Anne. 188 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,580 Laura's mother, right? 189 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,060 Laura's dead mother? 190 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,560 Yeah, Laura's dead mother. 191 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,860 And you can quit looking at me like I'm Norman Bates, all right? 192 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,900 Look, Laura is not crazy. 193 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:05,440 She's perfect. She just has a few screwed -up ideas on sex. 194 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,600 And I'm just barring her body for a while. 195 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,340 In a supernatural sense. 196 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:14,200 And I'd like to borrow your body in a sense. You know what I mean? 197 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,180 Do you have supernatural powers? 198 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:22,080 What do you want me to do? Spit up green vomit? 199 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,940 Or how about move some furniture? 200 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:31,260 Do you think you could move this ashtray? 201 00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:40,950 Is there anything else I can do for you? 202 00:31:45,310 --> 00:31:46,630 Okay, come on. 203 00:31:47,050 --> 00:31:48,950 Let's cut the crap and get it on. 204 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,170 Why would I want to do that? 205 00:31:54,910 --> 00:31:55,970 Come on, Doc. 206 00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:59,390 Hey, I know you've had a crush on Laura for a long time. 207 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:05,170 And I see how you admire this body in the spa when you two play tennis. 208 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,250 Hey. 209 00:32:07,390 --> 00:32:10,510 Remember the time you beat off in the shower while she was getting dressed? 210 00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:16,710 But you couldn't possibly have known about that. 211 00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:19,790 Laura doesn't know about it, dummy. I know about it. 212 00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:22,210 I've been watching her ever since I bought the farm. 213 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:26,230 And we have a little bit more perception. 214 00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:27,570 And you give us credit for it. 215 00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:30,630 That was a great fantasy you had, wasn't it? 216 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,170 About going down on her in the steam room. 217 00:32:36,010 --> 00:32:37,250 Don't believe this. 218 00:32:38,210 --> 00:32:40,690 Hey, here's your chance to live it out. 219 00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:42,710 No steam room, of course. 220 00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:44,110 We can make our own. 221 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:45,830 No. 222 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:47,610 Not right. 223 00:32:47,910 --> 00:32:48,910 I'm a therapist. 224 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:50,329 I'm dead. 225 00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:51,330 Nobody's perfect. 226 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:53,930 Well, I shouldn't. 227 00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:56,410 Don't sweat it out. 228 00:32:57,010 --> 00:32:58,170 I'm not your patient. 229 00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,510 Laura's not either. 230 00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:02,270 And she'll never know. 231 00:33:04,530 --> 00:33:05,530 Yep. 232 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,920 Listen, this isn't right. 233 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,640 Lillian, Laura, I don't think we should... Lillian. Lillian. 234 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,580 There you go. 235 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:45,820 Just relax. 236 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,720 You've been waiting for a long time. 237 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,920 Bye. 238 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:53,540 Only you would know that, right? 239 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960 Mm -hmm. 240 00:34:09,739 --> 00:34:10,780 Oh, you're a duck. 241 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,139 You know what? 242 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:44,000 You're right. 243 00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:46,600 About the shower? 244 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:42,510 Oh, yeah. 245 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,700 Tuttle, exactly how many sheep did you rape? 246 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:37,740 15, 17, 18... Would you kindly speak up, Mr. Tuttle, please? About 23, sir. 247 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,280 Not counting Doris. 248 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,080 Not counting who? 249 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:43,260 Not counting Doris. 250 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,520 Was Doris a sheep? 251 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,460 Yes, sir. But it wasn't rape, sir. She wanted it. 252 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,300 She wanted it? 253 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:51,720 Doris the sheep? 254 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,100 How did you know that, Mr. Tuttle? 255 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:55,900 Oh, she told me. 256 00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:04,110 Did any of the other barnyard animals ever talk to you? 257 00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:05,910 No. 258 00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:09,790 They hated me because I raped them. 259 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:16,990 Mr. Tuttle, may I thank you, by the way, for coming such a long distance to 260 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,530 testify before this here committee. 261 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,070 Thank you for paying my airfare. 262 00:42:20,310 --> 00:42:21,310 Yes, yes, of course. 263 00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:26,670 And the hotel and the car, it's really a nice car. Okay, Mr. Tuttle. 264 00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:29,790 Now, what would you say it was? 265 00:42:30,270 --> 00:42:33,490 that made you firebomb the supermarket chain? 266 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:35,950 Well, sir, I'd have to say it's pornography. 267 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,150 Pornography, you say? 268 00:42:39,010 --> 00:42:40,990 Yes, sir. I'm a victim of pornography. 269 00:42:41,990 --> 00:42:46,990 Of course, my cocaine habit was very heavy at the time, and my wife left me. 270 00:42:48,270 --> 00:42:52,950 Hoof and mouth disease was depleting the stock, plus having to sacrifice two or 271 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:54,450 three goats a week to stay in the cult. 272 00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:56,050 Yes, yes, Mr. Tuttle. 273 00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,100 But why did you firebomb a supermarket chain? 274 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:05,000 Because they carried Penthouse and Playboy, sir. Ah, yes, Mr. Tuttle. 275 00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:10,080 Penthouse and Playboy. Mr. Tuttle, did you subscribe to these magazines? 276 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,740 No, ma 'am, I don't. 277 00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:14,020 Did you ever read them? 278 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:17,820 Well, once in a while I sneak a look at my brothers. 279 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,540 May I ask, Mr. Tuttle, which magazines did you subscribe to? 280 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:24,940 Guns and Ammo. 281 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:30,360 Jesus saves, keeping America white, and oh yes, soldier of fortune. 282 00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:32,540 Soldier of fortune. 283 00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:37,600 Is that where you ordered the make -it -yourself -home napalm kit used to set 284 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,439 the charges? 285 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:43,320 Um, Mr. Chairman, I see no reason for going off on this kind of irrelevant 286 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,780 tangent. That's irrelevant? 287 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:52,140 If the little lady is squeamish about a healthy interest in home defense, your 288 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:56,780 constituents can make... Some allowances for her gender, but not indefinitely. 289 00:43:57,020 --> 00:44:00,300 Right, we are a little short of time, so Dr. Powers, if you please, confine your 290 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:01,660 questioning to the area of pornography. 291 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:03,860 No further questions, Senator. 292 00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:08,500 Right. Lunch? 293 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:14,320 Um, can I keep the car? 294 00:44:27,470 --> 00:44:28,328 Where's Laura? 295 00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:29,690 Didn't she feel well enough to be here? 296 00:44:29,930 --> 00:44:33,230 Well, she's all right. I just wanted her to stay home today after all she's been 297 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:34,230 through, you know. 298 00:44:34,690 --> 00:44:35,850 What do you mean, I know? 299 00:44:36,670 --> 00:44:37,910 How the hell would I know? 300 00:44:38,590 --> 00:44:40,690 Well, you were here the other day at the screening, weren't you? 301 00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:42,530 Oh, yeah, at the screening, of course. 302 00:44:43,230 --> 00:44:44,230 Yes, rest. 303 00:44:44,510 --> 00:44:46,450 That's what she needs, plenty of rest. 304 00:44:47,390 --> 00:44:48,390 Me, too. 305 00:44:48,530 --> 00:44:50,770 I think I'll go home. See you, Lawrence. 306 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:53,690 Yeah, get some rest, Helen. 307 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,280 The cat got your tongue? 308 00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:20,660 I don't blame you. 309 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:21,860 Mom? 310 00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:23,420 Call me Lillian, dear. 311 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:27,100 Mom says the tribe would be awkward since we barely know each other. 312 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:29,200 Good to see you, baby. 313 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,620 You didn't believe Ellen when she told you, did you? 314 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,220 Probably thought you were ready for the rubber room. 315 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:39,460 But I'm here, Laura. 316 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,220 And it was a big arrangement. 317 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,420 Let me tell you. 318 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,080 My mother's... 319 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,040 In the mirror? No, I'm not in the mirror, silly girl. 320 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,020 The mirror is nothing but a piece of glass. 321 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,760 I mean you. 322 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,840 See, you think you're seeing me because I have partial possession of your body 323 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,020 and your mind. By the way, great body. 324 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:04,780 You're both the old block, huh? 325 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,040 Thank you. 326 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:10,080 It's partial possession business, man. It is tricky business. 327 00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:14,170 I had to figure out the right amount of position so I could touch you without 328 00:46:14,170 --> 00:46:15,630 taking over your entire body. 329 00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:17,310 You know, good for the unconscious. 330 00:46:18,130 --> 00:46:19,350 It's how to work together. 331 00:46:20,370 --> 00:46:21,370 Any questions? 332 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:23,450 Just one, uh, Lillian. 333 00:46:24,010 --> 00:46:25,010 Why? 334 00:46:25,330 --> 00:46:26,330 Why? 335 00:46:26,990 --> 00:46:27,990 Oh, yeah. 336 00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:31,170 I expected a little hostility. 337 00:46:31,930 --> 00:46:33,210 And I don't blame you. 338 00:46:33,770 --> 00:46:37,690 I did, uh, exit, you know, when you were about five. 339 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,560 The car wreck wasn't my idea. 340 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:48,660 I mean, sure, it was stupid giving him a blowjob driving down I -95 in the rain, 341 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:51,020 but I thought he was a better driver. 342 00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:52,760 Daddy never told me. 343 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,560 Well, you can't blame the guy. 344 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,300 Yes, that's true. 345 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,440 Look, honey, you ask why? 346 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:02,060 Why it's been so long since I've been back? 347 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,100 I've never been that far away. 348 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:08,000 I've watched you grow up. I've watched you mature. 349 00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:09,740 I want to become important. 350 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,320 Women look up to you as a leader. 351 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,820 What you're doing about the Annie Hill Commission, this is bad news. 352 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,900 This isn't about thought control, censorship. 353 00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:22,620 Nobody wants censorship. 354 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:28,280 Bullshit. That's exactly what it is about, and it's going on right now. 355 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,820 Take a look around, girl. Look at the committee. 356 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:36,340 Look what you're in bed with, politically speaking, I mean. Wait a 357 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:41,080 There is nothing wrong with temporary alliances between feminists and a few of 358 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,220 us. Come on, Laura. 359 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:46,200 Do you actually think that Reverend Black is going to be marching at your 360 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,060 for abortion rights when Custer gets taken off the stand? 361 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,820 Wake up and fill the coffee, kiddo. 362 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,940 These guys treat women like infants. 363 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:59,620 They'd like to protect you right back if you don't. But women want to. Women 364 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,920 want to be free to express their own sexuality. 365 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:04,880 They don't need guilt, shame, and repression. 366 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:10,080 Feminism? You really feel passionate out there. 367 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,500 Well, I didn't come all this way to watch the comedy show. 368 00:48:14,540 --> 00:48:17,200 Oh, what the hell am I doing? 369 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,940 Trying to give you the reason. 370 00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:20,880 Sex isn't reasonable. 371 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:22,800 Open your mind. 372 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,700 Right now. 373 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:31,060 Let me put you in touch with the side of yourself that you've repressed so well 374 00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:32,060 up to now. 375 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,700 I'm afraid. 376 00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:36,040 Do what I do. 377 00:48:37,230 --> 00:48:39,030 And let yourself feel something. 378 00:48:39,710 --> 00:48:40,330 I 379 00:48:40,330 --> 00:48:51,370 don't 380 00:48:51,370 --> 00:48:52,370 know if I can do that. 381 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:55,070 But it feels so good, Laura. 382 00:48:55,910 --> 00:48:58,190 I just want you to appreciate yourself. 383 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,670 Enjoy your body. 384 00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:02,710 It belongs to you. 385 00:49:05,230 --> 00:49:07,550 I wish I would have left you with the love of pleasure. 386 00:49:09,090 --> 00:49:10,530 Please let me make it up to you. 387 00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:13,110 Touch yourself, Laura. 388 00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:44,720 Well, all things considered, I'm not sure how much weight we can give to 389 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,300 -her -name's testimony from the women's group. 390 00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:49,830 I thought she was mighty persuasive, Senator. 391 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,490 She made me weep. 392 00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:55,850 No offense, Your Honor, but I made you weep with a good summation. 393 00:51:56,470 --> 00:51:59,350 She used every shyster lawyer trick in the book. 394 00:51:59,830 --> 00:52:00,830 Sheer poetry. 395 00:52:02,630 --> 00:52:08,290 I mean, I agree with her completely that pornography causes rape. 396 00:52:09,410 --> 00:52:10,810 Seems obvious to me. 397 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:17,020 Didn't it bother anyone that she didn't produce one single independent study to 398 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:18,020 back up her opinion? 399 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,800 And that the only research scientist we bothered to question contradicted her 400 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,260 interpretation of his findings? 401 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:26,320 I must have missed his testimony. 402 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,100 May I point out that for some things, proof isn't necessary? 403 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,860 Well, naturally you would believe that, Robin. 404 00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,580 Laura? Shall I speak? 405 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,840 You must be the chief. 406 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,760 I have to agree with Laura. 407 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:47,500 Or Mrs. Liplock. If we condemn porn without any reputable scientific 408 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,760 risk turning this whole committee into laughing stock. 409 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,160 Pornography causes rape. 410 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:53,900 Where did she get that from? 411 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:57,320 Nowhere. She just knows it's true. Order! 412 00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:59,840 I mean... Senator? 413 00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,300 Right, Judge Wundschaft. 414 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,980 Lunch! It's about time. 415 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,880 Great. 416 00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:16,770 Can I speak to you for a moment? 417 00:53:18,530 --> 00:53:22,230 Hypocrite. All lying hypocrites. Can I possibly get you on the news at noon 418 00:53:22,230 --> 00:53:26,310 tomorrow? I mean, Melanie Kramers is dying to do an interview with you. 419 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:30,110 Besides, it can't hurt. And we could also get some favorable press for the 420 00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:31,049 committee. 421 00:53:31,050 --> 00:53:32,050 Hmm. 422 00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:33,890 News at noon tomorrow? 423 00:53:35,430 --> 00:53:36,430 With Melanie? 424 00:53:37,990 --> 00:53:38,990 Yeah, sure. 425 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,710 Are you going to be there? You bet, little lady. 426 00:53:42,050 --> 00:53:43,590 Okay, because I get really nervous. 427 00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:44,990 Don't worry. 428 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:56,890 All right, come to order. 429 00:53:57,550 --> 00:54:00,970 The special subcommittee meeting is now in session. 430 00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:04,430 Judge Henrietta Boonshaft presiding. 431 00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:12,050 We're taking depositions from County Prosecutor G .B. Hicks and the Council 432 00:54:12,050 --> 00:54:15,750 the Ladies Against Left Auxiliary, Ms. Jessie Bell. 433 00:54:16,830 --> 00:54:18,370 Your turn, cutie. 434 00:54:20,810 --> 00:54:22,010 Bernard Hicks. 435 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,500 Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you give today will be the truth? The 436 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,500 truth of what? 437 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,300 Don't you tell me no lies, Mr. Hicks. 438 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,780 Oh, look, that cute little laugh of yours. 439 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,020 You got it? 440 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,220 Yeah, I do. I got it. 441 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:38,840 Why don't we get started? 442 00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:44,560 Mr. Hicks, what are you doing in Washington? 443 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,560 Well, I've been appointed to serve on Senator Liplock's commission on 444 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,560 pornography. 445 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:56,140 Are you familiar with pornography, Mr. Hicks? 446 00:54:56,820 --> 00:55:02,340 Yes, I've successfully prosecuted several other obscenity trials in other 447 00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:05,420 states. Very impressive, Mr. Hicks. 448 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,460 But what I'd like to know is, are you familiar with pornography? 449 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:16,760 Yes, I know it when I see it, Counselor. Is that right, you big turd? 450 00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:20,120 Objection. Counsel is badgering the witness. 451 00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:21,890 Shut up. up and answer the question. 452 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,250 Can't you understand? 453 00:55:23,550 --> 00:55:28,890 How do you know so much about pornography, J .B.? Have you seen a lot 454 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:29,890 your spare time? 455 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:32,430 Exactly what do you mean? 456 00:55:32,690 --> 00:55:35,530 Do you have magazines at home, Mr. Hicks? 457 00:55:36,570 --> 00:55:38,290 Movies? Rubber devices? 458 00:55:39,010 --> 00:55:41,370 Things that go buzz in the night? 459 00:55:44,890 --> 00:55:47,390 How did this stain get here? 460 00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:52,770 Where were you when the lights went out? Do I have to spell it out for you, Mr. 461 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:53,850 Hicks? 462 00:55:56,990 --> 00:55:58,070 Exhibit A, Your Honor. 463 00:56:00,450 --> 00:56:01,550 Noted. Continue. 464 00:56:04,270 --> 00:56:07,830 You know what's smut is, Mr. 465 00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:09,030 Hicks. 466 00:56:09,130 --> 00:56:12,170 You don't need anybody to point it out to you, do you? 467 00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:17,380 You can tell the really bad stuff because it makes your dick hard, doesn't 468 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:19,760 George? Your Honor, Your Honor, this is absurd. 469 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:22,400 Don't you bother her, you little worm. 470 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,540 This is between you and me. 471 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,320 May I proceed, Ms. Bell? 472 00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:28,580 Answer the question. 473 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:32,500 Does your little weenie get stiff when you see the naughty part? No, no, it 474 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,240 doesn't. No, no, it doesn't. 475 00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:39,320 Do you expect the court to believe that you don't have a boner right now? 476 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,720 Isn't it a fact, you swiney dork? 477 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:50,040 Isn't it a fact that you're punching a hole in your pants right now? 478 00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:52,860 Let's see it. 479 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,860 Here, here, look at it. 480 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,860 Exhibit B, Your Honor. 481 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,720 Your Honor, what are you doing behind there, playing with yourself? 482 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,160 You hypocritical geek. 483 00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:17,420 How dare you play with your clit in this courtroom. 484 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,740 Look, Laura, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. The segment doesn't air 485 01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:29,860 till tomorrow. We probably won't stop tape unless you, like, keel over and die 486 01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:30,860 or something, all right? 487 01:02:31,060 --> 01:02:32,240 You're picking up, Rich. 488 01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:35,760 Don't worry, Mrs. Lifloff. Just relax and be yourself. 489 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,560 Myself? Who's that? 490 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,060 Okay, you all set, Laura? 491 01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:47,500 Yeah, as ready as I'll ever be. Okay, look, I'm going to go into the control 492 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,800 room because the Reverend Black's gospel film will now air. 493 01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:52,280 Well, it's being taped in the next studio, okay? 494 01:02:52,580 --> 01:02:54,680 Okay. You'll be all right. Okay. 495 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,900 Listen, let's get it together. Reverend Black in the next studio? 496 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,720 That's right. I did him last week. 497 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,760 I interviewed him. 498 01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:10,380 How's the Reverend doing? 499 01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:12,240 God needs more money. 500 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,120 He always needs more money. Take two, music up, stand by one. 501 01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:18,820 You know, I wish I had his style. 502 01:03:19,210 --> 01:03:20,490 I wish we had his budget. 503 01:03:21,570 --> 01:03:24,870 I'll tell you, part the Red Sea and we'll talk. Listen to how my girl's 504 01:03:27,030 --> 01:03:31,490 So it almost seems, Mrs. Liplock, as if the women on the committee are forming a 505 01:03:31,490 --> 01:03:35,870 sort of surprising opposition to the rigid conservative bent among the male 506 01:03:35,870 --> 01:03:37,230 members. Among the what? 507 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:42,550 I mean, do you feel that getting these opinions off your chest helps to keep 508 01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:43,468 your mind open? 509 01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:44,388 Oh, yes. 510 01:03:44,390 --> 01:03:45,390 Wide open. 511 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,940 So, Mrs. Liplock. Call me Laura. 512 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,820 Sure. You know, you have beautiful eyes. 513 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,800 Why, thank you. 514 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,780 Now, about your mother, Lillian LaRue. 515 01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:03,400 Do you think that she would have supported the goals of the commission? 516 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,280 Well, why don't you ask her? She's here. 517 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,560 You mean in spirit? 518 01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:13,780 You could say that. 519 01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:15,680 What the hell was that? 520 01:04:16,110 --> 01:04:18,030 Power surge, I think. You want me to stop the tape? 521 01:04:18,570 --> 01:04:19,570 It's all around. 522 01:04:19,950 --> 01:04:21,110 You can tell us, Melanie. 523 01:04:22,690 --> 01:04:24,690 I watch you every night in bed. 524 01:04:25,290 --> 01:04:26,290 In my bed. 525 01:04:27,650 --> 01:04:30,470 Are you and Richard Oliver really having a thing? 526 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:31,910 Oh, no. 527 01:04:31,950 --> 01:04:35,070 Stop the tape. Stop the tape. I can't. It's still recording. 528 01:04:35,290 --> 01:04:36,550 What the hell is going on? 529 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:37,930 Oh, no. 530 01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:39,410 Richard's happily married. 531 01:04:39,670 --> 01:04:40,850 We haven't done anything. 532 01:04:42,410 --> 01:04:43,410 But... Yeah. 533 01:04:44,070 --> 01:04:45,210 I don't want... 534 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,740 So bad. 535 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:48,400 Go on. 536 01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:52,720 I mean, I'm so hot for that man, I can't even tell you. 537 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,300 Go on. Commercial. 538 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,960 Let it out. Go on. 539 01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,440 Keep it in. 540 01:04:59,580 --> 01:05:00,580 Keep it in. 541 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:06,460 I see him walking around the studio, and I look at that big bulge in his pants. 542 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,600 It makes me so wet. 543 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:12,820 Commercial. I try to be professional about it, but... 544 01:05:14,270 --> 01:05:16,270 I know when he's looking down my blouse. 545 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:21,770 Just thinking about it can make me calm. 546 01:05:26,970 --> 01:05:27,490 I 547 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:34,450 see 548 01:05:34,450 --> 01:05:36,110 he's interested in you too, Melanie. 549 01:05:37,510 --> 01:05:42,070 Have you ever fantasized about him eating your pussy under your news desk 550 01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:43,070 you're on the air? 551 01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:45,130 Wow. God, yes. 552 01:05:46,170 --> 01:05:47,250 Every night. 553 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:51,070 The only thing that gets me off is thinking of him. 554 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,860 Should I be telling you this? 555 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,540 Oh, the public has a right to know. 556 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,060 Oh, good. 557 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,260 Because I'm really getting off on this. 558 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,940 I'm not wearing any underwear. 559 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:31,920 Richard Oliver is eating me out right now. 560 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,000 Holy shit. 561 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,640 Why don't we get a closer look at this? 562 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:42,360 She's calling the shots. Might as well cover it. Move in, too. 563 01:06:44,689 --> 01:06:49,310 Oh, that's a wonderful technique there. Wouldn't you say, Melanie? 564 01:06:53,170 --> 01:06:54,170 Oh, 565 01:06:54,270 --> 01:07:05,170 yeah. 566 01:07:05,810 --> 01:07:11,210 I'd say it's a combination of diddy rhythmic tongue pressure, 567 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,030 Yeah, gentle finger penetration. 568 01:07:16,770 --> 01:07:18,870 Oh. Oh. 569 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:20,630 Oh. 570 01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:22,950 Ooh. 571 01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:27,390 Yeah. That's the mark of a true champion. 572 01:07:28,970 --> 01:07:29,970 Mmm. 573 01:07:31,530 --> 01:07:32,530 Oh. 574 01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:34,190 Ooh. 575 01:07:35,290 --> 01:07:40,530 Richard Oliver is definitely here to get busy today. No doubt about it. 576 01:07:46,860 --> 01:07:47,860 My sweet pussy. 577 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:55,280 I think we're going to be seeing an orgasm here in about a minute or two. 578 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,900 Oh, yeah. 579 01:08:32,460 --> 01:08:33,660 is hotter than Wheel of Fortune. 580 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:42,600 Hand right one. Give me a better angle. More exciting live action at ringside 581 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,979 when News at Noon continues after this. 582 01:08:49,779 --> 01:08:51,140 Zoom in closer, too. 583 01:09:21,330 --> 01:09:24,649 Excuse me, do you know which studio Reverend Black is taping in? 584 01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:25,929 2B, honey. 585 01:09:25,930 --> 01:09:26,930 Nice work. 586 01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:28,050 Thanks. 587 01:09:35,069 --> 01:09:36,069 Oh, yeah. 588 01:09:37,189 --> 01:09:38,490 Oh, yeah, man. 589 01:09:40,090 --> 01:09:41,790 Oh, it feels so good. 590 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,580 I don't know if I should throw a bucket of water on them or go for another 591 01:10:01,580 --> 01:10:02,580 segment. 592 01:10:48,260 --> 01:10:52,300 Can we really do that? We just took over a TV studio, didn't we? 593 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:53,900 Trust me. 594 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,460 How's that little party just the beginning? 595 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,560 I'm turning on the juice. 596 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:09,290 Home in glory land that outshines the sun. 597 01:11:09,670 --> 01:11:13,270 I got a home in glory land that outshines the sun. 598 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:18,930 I got a home in glory land that outshines the sun. Look away. I've got 599 01:11:18,930 --> 01:11:20,170 attending those staff meetings. 600 01:11:20,510 --> 01:11:24,590 That's right, folks. I'm on my way. We're on our way to $32 million. 601 01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:29,050 I got faith on my left here, and I got hope on my right. I got faith and hope 602 01:11:29,050 --> 01:11:30,310 right here. Let's hear it for them, folks. 603 01:11:30,530 --> 01:11:32,970 Let's hear it now. Where's charity, you might ask? 604 01:11:33,470 --> 01:11:36,590 Where's charity? I'll tell you, charity is in your hearts, my friends. 605 01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:41,170 Charity is in your hearts. I want a miracle right now. I want a miracle 606 01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:46,130 now. I want you to rise up from your TV sets. I want you to rise up. I want you 607 01:11:46,130 --> 01:11:49,810 to get into your pockets. I want you to take out a check. I want to vote for God 608 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:56,130 right now. I want it. I want this world. I want to suck on those titties. I want 609 01:11:56,130 --> 01:11:59,930 to grab that ass. I want my rod and my staff to comfort you both. 610 01:12:00,170 --> 01:12:02,910 Oh, my God. Hallelujah. Amen. 611 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,340 Well, that's a good time to roll. 612 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,200 Oh, I talk about thinning so much, never thought I could be one myself. 613 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:15,080 Oh, you got a big set of knockers, man. Whoa, baby. 614 01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:19,160 Oh, how about you? 615 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,160 Billy Bob Black. Well, Billy Bob Black. 616 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,400 Yeah. 617 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,640 You got some big titties, mama. Not so perfect anymore. 618 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:32,400 Whoa, got it. 619 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,480 This can't be right. Did anyone in the studio change the format? 620 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:37,960 Sit down, buddy. 621 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,420 Hand right, one. 622 01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:55,860 Get up. 623 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:58,560 Hop on. 624 01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:00,140 He wants it. He wants it. 625 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,960 Oh, I can't even. 626 01:13:03,940 --> 01:13:05,340 Oh. 627 01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:15,580 Oh. 628 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:20,120 Oh. 629 01:14:33,430 --> 01:14:36,230 Thank you. 630 01:14:39,230 --> 01:14:45,270 Thank you. 631 01:15:02,220 --> 01:15:03,220 Oh, 632 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:19,500 hallelujah. Oh, what a night. 633 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,440 What a beautiful night. 634 01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:23,680 Oh, baby. 635 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:25,360 Here we go now. 636 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,080 You're going to tickle my balls, baby. 637 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:55,800 Nice hands. 638 01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:15,960 Number two. Number two. Get in close. 639 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,280 Get in close. 640 01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:19,100 Oh, wiggle it for me, honey. 641 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,220 Wiggle that ass. Wiggle that ass. 642 01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:26,840 Oh, put it back in, put it back in. 643 01:16:32,260 --> 01:16:32,540 I 644 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:47,080 should 645 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:53,700 be more worried about this, 646 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:54,760 shouldn't I? 647 01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:00,040 Oh, baby. 648 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:03,900 Pluck it, baby. 649 01:17:10,020 --> 01:17:12,600 Pluck it, baby. 650 01:17:16,180 --> 01:17:17,980 Put it in the back. 651 01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:30,130 Here it comes, baby. 652 01:17:30,430 --> 01:17:31,450 I can feel it. 653 01:17:32,170 --> 01:17:33,170 Here it comes, baby. 654 01:17:44,110 --> 01:17:45,110 Oh, 655 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:54,170 nice. 656 01:17:54,790 --> 01:17:56,010 Oh, kiss it tomorrow, Anthony. 657 01:17:56,390 --> 01:17:57,750 Jerk that thing. Jerk that thing. 658 01:17:58,800 --> 01:17:59,800 Oh, yeah. 659 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:03,480 Right now, I don't give a fuck about the $32 million. 660 01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:09,740 Oh, baby. 661 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,680 Oh, that's the children. 662 01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:13,500 Oh, suck on that dicky. 663 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:15,440 This 664 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:24,540 is 665 01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:25,540 beautiful. 666 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:30,040 Yeah. Too bad we'll all be parking cars in the morning. Don't worry. 667 01:18:30,740 --> 01:18:32,440 No one's going to see this. 668 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,180 It never happened. 669 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:35,540 Oh, really? 670 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,700 All the controls are in response now. 671 01:18:39,260 --> 01:18:41,400 Yeah. Are you a witch? 672 01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,480 Don't be silly. 673 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,280 It just never happened. 674 01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:46,900 Yeah. 675 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,980 It's a shame we really can't air the news. 676 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,820 Oh, no. 677 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,740 That means scandal, public humiliation. 678 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:56,800 That's not what we have in mind. 679 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:58,460 Thanks for understanding. 680 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:00,760 Have a good day. 681 01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:10,000 Well, we all now have a copy of the committee's report and recommendations. 682 01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,240 Any comments? 683 01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:14,680 May I be frank, Senator? 684 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:16,160 No. 685 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:18,840 I know what you're going to say, Ellen. 686 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:23,920 This report is an hysterical, inaccurate condemnation of pornography. 687 01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:29,240 It appeals to the most irrational, simplistic impulses in the American 688 01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:31,220 Agreed? 689 01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:32,560 Yes, I would. 690 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:35,640 All those in favor of approving it. 691 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:38,080 Wait a minute. 692 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:39,980 This is ridiculous. 693 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,500 Lawrence, you wrote this report. 694 01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:47,700 You don't even believe in it. All you did was take Reverend Black's notes and 695 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,060 run them through the typewriter once. 696 01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:52,880 Laura, the American public believes in this once. 697 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:57,440 In politics, as in every other area, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. 698 01:19:57,740 --> 01:20:03,360 The squeaky wheel at this point is the American public's desire to return to 699 01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,360 -fashioned values. 700 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,120 Amen. 701 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,480 Hear, hear. 702 01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:09,980 I say go with the flow. 703 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:11,720 Oh, brother. 704 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,040 Amazing. 705 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,660 Absolutely incredible. 706 01:20:16,260 --> 01:20:21,160 After all you people have experienced in the last few days, and what you've 707 01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,160 learned about yourself. 708 01:20:23,050 --> 01:20:29,490 And you're still willing to approve this worthless document? 709 01:20:29,970 --> 01:20:31,070 What do you mean? 710 01:20:32,270 --> 01:20:39,190 I mean last night, Judge, when you and Prosecutor Hicks realized how much you 711 01:20:39,190 --> 01:20:45,030 meant for each other. And yesterday, Reverend Black, when you decided to stop 712 01:20:45,030 --> 01:20:51,690 raising money and running for office so you could have a little faith, hope, and 713 01:20:51,690 --> 01:20:52,690 charity. 714 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:58,860 We all have our king's people. But who gives us the right to legislate morality 715 01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,700 for the masses? 716 01:21:01,060 --> 01:21:02,400 Right on, Lillian. 717 01:21:03,740 --> 01:21:05,120 That wasn't Lillian. 718 01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:06,640 That was me. 719 01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:09,740 Uh, maybe. 720 01:21:10,820 --> 01:21:13,160 Perhaps we haven't thought this thing out completely enough. 721 01:21:13,860 --> 01:21:17,740 Well, we certainly don't want to step on anyone's rights now, do we, Boonie? 722 01:21:20,270 --> 01:21:22,810 I suppose we could look into this more closely. 723 01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:26,270 God, I don't believe it. 724 01:21:26,570 --> 01:21:29,530 I thought I was the only one this had happened to. 725 01:21:30,530 --> 01:21:32,930 I didn't think you'd all understand. 726 01:21:35,010 --> 01:21:39,490 Gentlemen, Ellen, can we 727 01:21:39,490 --> 01:21:44,230 table this report and begin again? 728 01:21:45,490 --> 01:21:47,470 This time with an open mind. 729 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:51,600 Can we? 730 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:55,840 I... I think you're all out of your fucking minds. 731 01:21:56,780 --> 01:22:00,400 You want to tear up this report, nine months' work, start all over again? 732 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,620 Without knowing the conclusion beforehand, I won't do it. 733 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:10,460 Lawrence, you're a good husband, but you're a craven political chicken shit. 734 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,500 Take my hands. 735 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,400 Lillian, help. 736 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:23,870 Look at me, Lawrence. 737 01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,270 Look into my eyes. 738 01:22:27,730 --> 01:22:29,470 Try to see. 739 01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:07,860 right there. 740 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:11,060 Who the hell do you think you are breaking in here like this? We got a 741 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,200 Senator. 742 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:16,580 Unlawful heterosexual intercourse for the purposes of procreation. 743 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,880 Violation of the Federal Population Control Act. You have no right to do 744 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:22,460 That's a laugh, Senator. 745 01:23:22,780 --> 01:23:26,200 Check the Supreme Court. Check your own voting records, Senator. 746 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:27,600 Go on. 747 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:32,360 Porn a committee of yours back in the 80s. That's our fucking blueprint. 748 01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:35,600 You have no right to decree what people do in their own bedrooms. 749 01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:40,180 You have no right. 750 01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:41,900 You have no right. 751 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,480 You have no right. 752 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,520 You have no right. 753 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:52,400 You have no right. 754 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,040 No, 755 01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:57,940 they don't. 756 01:23:58,660 --> 01:23:59,960 They have no right. 757 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:03,100 Absolutely no right. 758 01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:05,500 Not yet, anyway. 759 01:24:24,490 --> 01:24:25,490 Have you met my mom? 760 01:24:31,670 --> 01:24:34,110 She's gone. 761 01:24:39,090 --> 01:24:40,690 I know she is. 762 01:24:44,090 --> 01:24:45,670 Rest in peace, Lillian. 763 01:24:46,490 --> 01:24:48,630 Rest in peace, Mom.