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Hey, y 'all, we've got to help Farmer
Johnson.

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He's stuck in the well again.

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But what can we do, Hambone? We don't
have opposable thumbs.

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Thumbs?

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What's a thumb?

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And some of us have brains the size of a
walnut.

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But are we going to let that stop us?

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No.

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Walnuts.

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What's a walnut?

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Boy,

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you guys.

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Dank.

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Except for Sybil. All that time you've
been spending on his set with Hambone

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really shows.

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Oh, thank you very much. I've really
enjoyed it.

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He smells a lot better than a lot of the
co -stars I've worked with. I don't

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want to name names, but his initials are
Marlon Brando.

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I think the rest of you can use some
time studying your animals, too. I'll

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you on the soundstage 8 a .m. tomorrow.
Got it?

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Gee, thanks a lot, Sybil.

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The only job I want to study is on my
plate.

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swimming in orange shorts.

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Uh, Sybil?

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Yeah? What is going on with your hair?

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Oh, don't ask.

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I did a hair color commercial last week,
and they fried it.

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I've been told it looks like astroturf,
tumbleweed, and something that baby

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Jesus slept in.

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I've got two words for you, girlfriend.

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Mayo nays.

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It's a great deep conditioner. Really,
look at my hair.

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Mayo? I've been using it on cold cuts.

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Oh, I have some leftover tapioca for my
psoriasis. And I have something on the

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back of my neck I don't even want to
show you.

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Look, you have to be very careful when
you do those commercials for hair color,

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you know?

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I wouldn't have done it except they paid
me a fortune.

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Of course I'm worth it.

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Loving one who loves you And then taking
that vow Nice work if you can

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get it And if you get it

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nose job, Marianne. Thanks.

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Come on to the kitchen. I'm getting
ready to put mayonnaise on my hair.

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Fabulous.

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Nothing from Zoe.

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Three weeks in Europe, and all I've got
is a lousy postcard with two words. Send

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money.

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Hambone. I'm in love with him. Thank you
very much. Which one? You told me there

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were 15 Hambones. There are 15.

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There's a swimming pig, a dancing pig.
There's even a pig who can crush a beer

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can on his forehead.

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That's disgusting.

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Pigs are old men.

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Not my Hambone.

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He's got soul. He's charming. That's why
he's the main pig.

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Sybil? Yes? Why are we doing this?

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I thought we were drifting apart as
friends.

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essential. Maybe I'll try it on Ira when
he gets back from his book tour

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tomorrow. Uh -huh. And let me just say
ick. Ick, ick, ick, ick, ick.

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Are you done?

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Yes. No, wait.

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Ick!

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Go on. Thank you. So, as you know, Ira
and I never did consummate our love

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before he left.

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Sure, we dallied and fiber optic
erotica.

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Fiber optic erotica.

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You and Ira had phone sex?

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Ick to infinity.

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Just between you, me, and the condiment,
I'm a little anxious about our

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impending mattress mambo.

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Mary Ann, I told you. He's less of a
mambo and more of a minute wall.

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Hey, a new way to waste food. How
American.

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and I took an earlier flight so I
wouldn't have to suffer this humiliation

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the airport.

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Thank you so much for sending me on this
trip, Mom. It was the most incredible

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three weeks of my life.

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So, tell us all about Europe.

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What movie did they show on the plane?

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Yes, tell me everything.

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Where did you go? What did you see? What
did you bring me? In that order,

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Europe, everything and nothing.

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That's okay. You can wait and tell me
tomorrow. Hey, we can go bike riding,

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you can meet my pig.

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And I know you're dying for a good old
American cheeseburger, so for lunch

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go to Jacques in the Box.

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Mother, can you back off? You're worse
than that tour guide who hit me with a

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stick at the Louvre.

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Like I was really going to put the Mona
Lisa in my backpack.

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Listen, honey, if you want to, you can
just rest up all day for your welcome

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home party tomorrow night.

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I can't make it. I've got plans.

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See you tomorrow.

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See you, lovey.

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Say, forget it. You're coming.

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Would you please give me five minutes to
adjust to being back in this cultural

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wasteland? I've just come from the
birthplace of Mozart to the birthplace

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Wheel of Fortune.

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L .A. has culture up the wazoo.

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We have a ballet company.

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No, we don't.

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Do we have opera? Don't ask me.

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Well,

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I know the Lakers got Shaq.

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Sybil's out.

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Oh, hello, Ira. How is Cleveland?

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Really?

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So tell me, cowboy, are you wearing your
chaps and spurs?

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Give me that.

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There's not enough Lysol in the world.

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I've washed my hair ten times, and I
still have a head full of saturated fat.

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Oh, I'm starving.

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Do you mind if I dip a few chips in your
head?

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Very funny.

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Oh, no.

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I think I'm going bad.

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Wow, look at him.

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That's Buddy the Bull. He certainly is.

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You know, he reminds me a little bit of
Ira.

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Wow, is she in for a letdown?

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Hey, Fuentes!

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Get your MTV ass over here.

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What did you do? Use a whole jar of...

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Maybe. Hey.

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Hey, stop that. That's D -K -N -Y, not F
-O -O -T.

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Come on. Come on, it's not your color.

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Oh, my goodness, look at this. I'm
actually bonding with a duck. The next

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you know, I'll be making funny golf
tapes.

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You want to see bonding, Deluise? Watch
this.

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Hand bone.

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Come on. Come on, hand bone. Come on,
hand bone. Come on, hand bone.

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Good.

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Watch Sybil, everyone, and learn.

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She's feeding, she's snorting, she's
loving.

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She's costing me a fortune. Back to
work!

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All right, let's shoot the scene where
Hambone warns Farmer Johnson about the

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twister.

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Stop that!

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Okay, I can talk your language.

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Money, money.

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Good money, money, money, money.

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Yummy, yummy money.

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You bitch.

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All right, then. Hold up that sleeve.

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Get the pig to tug at it. Action.

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Tug. Tug.

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Come on.

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Tug. Come on. Come on. Tug.

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Tug. Tug.

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Cut. This pig is a lox.

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That's the fourth time this week these
pigs today have absolutely no respect

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the craft.

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All right, this pig's finished. He's
bacon.

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What do you mean, bacon?

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You're kidding, right?

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What do you think they do with pigs who
can't act?

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If he can't do the job, this little
piggy goes to market.

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No, wait a minute. He can do it?

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He's not going to do it. That pig's
Ernie Borg 9 and McHale's Navy all over

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again.

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Come on, Hambong. Tug!

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Tug! Tug!

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This is a tough business. One day you're
on top, and the next day you're a

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football.

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Billy, let's try the understudy pig.

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He's been hocking me for a break.

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Wait a minute. Maybe he's depressed.

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Maybe he's had a trauma. Maybe somebody
huffed and puffed and blew his house

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down.

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Rachel and Kevin have been in the living
room 20 minutes and you hadn't made fun

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of them once. How do you think that
makes them feel?

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Hang up now.

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Hang up now.

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Hang up!

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Bye.

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I am not a child.

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Blue of blue of blue of blue.

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I am not a child. I am not
not a child. I am not a

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I am not a child.

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Oh, my.

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I've never seen you two so happy.

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Whenever you want to talk about what's
really going on, I'm there for you.

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Thanks, Mom, but we've been working out
our problems and things have never been

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better. Yes, never been better.

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So young, so much in love, so full of
crap.

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Let's get something to drink. Yeah.

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What's up with Mom's hair?

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I don't know, but it's a real shame.
That's the best thing about her.

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It's been too loud. I'm hearing every
word. Changing my will.

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Hi, Ira. Hey, Sid.

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You look different. Cut your hair?

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Stop it!

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I've had it.

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I want everyone in this house to hear
this. No, wait.

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I want everyone in America to hear this.

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I am not my hair!

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I am not my lawn!

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I caught your

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show when I was in Cleveland.

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That Hambone's one cute pig.

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Hey, how did they come to do all those
tricks anyway?

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They threatened to kill him. Happy now?

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Hey! Hey! Hi, honey. Welcome back. Hi,
Dad.

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Oh, welcome home, Zoe. I missed you. I
missed you, too. Bye.

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Zoe! I told you I had other plans. And I
told you you had to come to your own

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welcome home party.

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Hello. Oh, hi, Marianne.

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You know, Mom, in Europe, most parents
let their children do whatever they

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They can drink wine when they're nine,
and they can smoke when they're four.

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And some Europeans lock their children
up in towers and chop their head off.

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Party? Headless.

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You're a call.

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Mom, you cut your thumb chopping a head
of lettuce.

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Wait, I'll ask her. Hey, Fib, I'm seeing
Marianne tomorrow night. Do you still

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have that Bordello outfit you stole from
the Kenny Rogers miniseries?

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Yes, I believe I do. It's up in my
closet.

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Under your last shred of dignity.

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Woo -hoo, we're in luck.

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Why? Give it to me. No.

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Give it to me. No.

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curfew by six hours and come home and
insult me.

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Curfew? That was for high school.

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Wait a minute.

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You're not going anywhere until you tell
me where you were all night.

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What difference does that make? I was
out all the time in Europe.

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What did you do, sleep on the stairs for
three weeks?

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No.

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After a week, I moved up to the landing.

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You know, Mom, when I was gone, I
learned that I can take care of myself.

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really don't need advice from a mother
who washes her hair with jelly spreads.

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Okay, you got me on the hair.

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Listen, while you live under my roof,
you live by my rules.

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Fine. Then I won't live under your roof
any longer. I'm moving out. Oh, good. I

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can't wait for you to go. Good.

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And for your information, I was at
Nina's all night, and we didn't answer

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phone because we knew it was you.

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Oh, that's very mature.

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Marianne?

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He said to come dressed as a sheik.

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I said sheep, Ira, not sheik.

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What's sexy about little Bo Peep and a
Bedouin?

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Bad.

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We don't know what it feels like. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no. What?

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What? What is it? I had swimmer's ear
when I was 13, and it's built in

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sensitivity even to saliva.

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Oh, okay.

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Who needs ear?

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There's other stuff.

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Oh, I always make love with the lights
on.

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Well, I always make love with the lights
off.

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Let's compromise.

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Turn the lights on.

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Stand up. I want to watch you get
undressed.

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Oh, good luck.

255
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,070
I can't even use a public urinal.

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Fine. Clothes on, lights off, no spit in
the air. Is there anything else I

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should know about?

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Do we need a big sheet with a little
hole in it?

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Oh, Jose.

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You saved my hair. You're a genius.

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But of course.

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You know, I don't usually make house
calls, but your friend Marianne said you

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looked too frightening to let into the
shop.

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Oh, that was real sweet.

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I hope I can afford this.

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Honey, you couldn't afford not to do
this.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Whitlow. What's up?

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You want me to come bond with the new
pig?

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But I had real chemistry with Hambone.
What if the new pig has an attitude?

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Okay. I'll be there tomorrow morning at
nine.

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They canned my ham?

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Oh, poor pig. What happens to him now?

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Well... Help

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me!

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Help me!

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Help us!

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What happened to us, Marianne?

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Our thick life was so hot when we were
hundreds of miles apart.

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Talk to me, sailor.

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What are you wearing?

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Say, black hip boots, a studded bustier,
and a smile.

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00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,040
No, you're not. You're wearing that
Mother Goose thing.

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Bo Peep.

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Who cares?

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Can't you just pretend you didn't see
it? I wouldn't have to pretend if the

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lights were off.

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00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,220
Oh, why don't you just come out here so
I can spit in your ear?

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Wait, I have another call. Hold on.

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00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,160
Hello?

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I've got to rescue a pig.

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Are you in?

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Abso -frickin' -lutely.

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00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:29,670
Hey, Marianne.

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00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,490
Want to play Dr. Zhivago?

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I'm wearing your mink coat.

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He's so cute.

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00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,130
You know, I could get fired for stealing
this pig, but I kept thinking, what's

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going to happen to Hambone? And I was
all...

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Pig. Job.

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00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,330
Pig. Job. Pig job. Pig job. Pig job.

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Two blondes, a Mercedes, and a pig.

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00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:54,390
Just another night in Los Angeles.

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00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:57,770
Who needs Zoe?

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00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,670
Huh? Tomorrow you and me will go to a
spa.

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00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:04,329
What do you think? Huh? I'll get a
pedicure. You'll get your feet pickled.

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00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,550
Bad idea. Bad idea.

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00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,810
I'm going to get you some water. You
look thirsty.

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00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:12,310
Who wouldn't be after eating all that
Mercedes interior?

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00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:14,670
You don't want to talk.

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00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,970
I've seen you suck a spilled daiquiri
off floor mats.

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Oh, ham bones.

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00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:23,230
Why does sex have to be so complicated?

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00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,050
You pigs have the right idea.

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00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,410
Wham, bam, thank you, ham.

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00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,810
I like what you've done with your room.

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00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:46,530
But I wouldn't have put that tree there.

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00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,950
As you can see, I am no longer living
under your roof.

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And soon I'll be off your property.

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00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,410
Zoe! It would have been a lot easier
just to talk about our fight. You're

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so childish.

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00:17:58,530 --> 00:17:59,530
Like you're not?

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00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,590
Oh, Mom!

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00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,250
Well, I have a pig.

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00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,070
Mom, you were right.

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00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,470
We do need to talk.

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00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,650
Good. Come on. Come here and sit down.
I'm all yours.

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00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:22,610
Well, Mother Sheridan, as you know, I
was denied tenure, and I was expecting

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they'd give me at least a year. Kevin
got laid off. He's unemployed.

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00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,650
Oh, no, Kevin.

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00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:31,570
Well, as you can imagine, this is a
vulnerable time.

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00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:37,190
You know, I don't think my self -esteem
could get any lower, but... Dibble, your

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00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:39,910
pig is in the kitchen taking a dump.

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00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,180
Rachel, at least I've learned how to get
your mother's attention.

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00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,780
Marianne.

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00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220
Oh, gross.

337
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,120
Why didn't you tell me it was right
here?

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00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,120
Boy, that Corinthian leather goes right
through you.

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00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:29,940
Muddy Canyon.

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00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:08,890
Who would pay to stand around a pit and
watch us do that?

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00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,450
All I wanted from the 7 -Eleven guy was
a couple of diapers.

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00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,490
He didn't have to tell me how ugly my
baby was.

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00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,610
By the way, I love what Jose did with
your hair.

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00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:23,150
There goes a couple hundred bucks,
but...

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00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:35,870
I was worried sick about you.

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00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,610
What does it matter?

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00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:41,150
When you were in Europe, I could have
been chasing livestock every night and

348
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,150
wouldn't have even known it.

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00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,270
Zoe,

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00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:51,930
I think you're right. You have grown up
a lot.

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00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,070
I mean, you graduated from high school.

352
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,350
You went all over Europe by yourself.

353
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:00,430
You even managed to get cable out on the
patio.

354
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,540
You don't have to move out. We'll figure
out the new boundaries together.

355
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,500
Thanks, Mom. That means a lot to me.

356
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,060
I think we're going to be fine together.

357
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Oh, Zoe.

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00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280
Because, Mom?

359
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:16,780
Yeah?

360
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,580
It's still time for me to move out.

361
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,680
Oh.

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00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,100
I got a job as a tour guide at Universal
Studios.

363
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:30,120
Nina and I are going to look for an
apartment on Saturday.

364
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,780
Well, good luck finding one with
ceilings this high.

365
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,680
What do you think? You going to be okay
living in your room?

366
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,120
I'm going to miss you.

367
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,340
Maybe I'll rent your room out.

368
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,300
Hey, aren't you and Nina looking for a
place?

369
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:55,020
Isn't that cute?

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00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,620
You're not really going to keep that
muddy thing as a pet, are you?

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00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,140
I don't see why not she's here all the
time anyway